WCW on TBS (4/6/94)
Apr 13, 2024 19:26:48 GMT
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COLD OPENING:
MICHAEL HAYES: (voice over): If you missed SuperBrawl last Sunday, you missed this!
We see highlights from SuperBrawl. You can check it out here:
atomicgiants.proboards.com/thread/4173/wcw-presents-superbrawl-on-ppv
HAYES: If you missed it, can you really afford to miss tonight’s World Championship Wrestling?
World Championship Wrestling
Taped 4/4/94 at Center Stage in Atlanta, GA to air at 6:05 PM on 4/6/94 on Superstation TBS
Announcers: Tony Schaivone, Jesse Ventura, & Larry Zybysko
Interviewer: Gene Okerlund
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Capetta
The Brooklyn Brawler stands in the ring. Then, the music plays…
The new WCW World Champion is here at Center Stage!!!!
Sting vs. Brooklyn Brawler: Sting is fired up! He takes the Brawler apart here tonight! After a Stinger Splash, the Stinger locks in the Scorpion Deathlock for a submission victory! Then, he joins Mean Gene!
WINNER: STING
STING:OWWWWWWWW!!!! Mean Gene, is this a great day to be alive or what?
GENE: Congratulations on you huge win at SuperBrawl!
STING: It wasn’t easy! I had two of the biggest and baddest dudes in the world! But I walked out with the belt! (holds title belt in the air) The title is back where it belongs and it’s gonna stay right here! OWWWWWWWWWWW! I hear Vicious and Vader both want title matches! I hear that the new United States Champion wants a shot! I see Lex Lugar is back in town and I know that he’ll want a match! Slick Ric and Double A are both probably feeling really good about themselves and they’ll probably both want a match! Not to mention Lord Steven Regal and Meng and Bunkhouse Buck! I say ”bring it on, guys!” Commissioner Bockwinkel, you set ‘em up, I’ll knock ’em down! Before we go any farther, I wanna thank the great wrestling fans! I love each and every one of you guys and I couldn’t have done it without you! I am gonna take this belt and defend it in every state and every country! Every continent, too! From Tampa to Tokyo, people! The Stinger is bringing the world title to your town!
GENE: Fans, we have a World Champion who we can all be proud of...the man called STING!!!
COMMERCIAL
Action Jackson enters the ring to a mixed reaction.
TONY: We are about to see an international star who has recently signed with WCW!
JESSE: Wow! I wasn’t expecting to see this guy!
LARRY: One of the biggest and the best!
It’s BAM BAM BIGELOW!!!!
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Action Jackson: Jackson attempts to jump Bam Bam at the bell, but it doesn’t help him much! Bigelow dominates the action and gets the pin after a diving headbutt off the top rope! Bam Bam is in the big leagues and looks dominant!
WINNER: BAM BAM BIGELOW
VTR: The Hardliners and Colonel Robert Parker are standing in front of the WCW logo…
PARKER: Rick and Scott Steiner, at SuperBrawl, we showed the world who was boss, didn’t we? There’s no doubt in anybody’s mind who was watching the pay per view that the Hardliners are the top dogs around here! Sooner or later, you’ll have to deal with the Hardline Collection agency! Are you ready to pay the price? I don’t think so!
MURDOCH: We busted your heads! You boys think that you’re special with your fancy college marching band and your cute little cheerleeaders! None of that helped you, did it?
SLATER: You boys are proud of the University of Michigan...big deal! Murdoch and myself are graduates of the School of Hard Knocks! We walked out of the ring at SuperBrawl! The college boys crawled outta there!Sooner or later, you have to put them belts on the line against us and I guarantee that we’ll take ‘em!
The Steiner Brothers are here!
Rick & Scott Steiner vs. Larry Winters & Galaxian #2: The World Champions’ heads are still bandaged from their recent encounter with the Hardliners. Jesse says that the Hardliners and the Nasty Boys made quite a statement at SuperBrawl! Tony says that they stuck their noses where they didn’t belong and ruined a dream match! The Steiners don’t seem to be feeling many ill effects as they win convincingly. Scott pins Galaxian #2 after a Frankensteiner..
WINNERS: RICK & SCOTT STEINER
LIVE ON TBS, APRIL 30th at 8:05!!!
HARA ARENA, DAYTON, OHIO
RICK: Hey, that’s big news, Mean Gene!
GENE: It certainly is! The Clash of the Champions is always an incredible spectacle! I hate to bring up a sore subject, but what do you plan to do in response to what took place at SuperBrawl?
SCOTT: OK, I know Hawk and Animal are here! Can we get the Road Warriors out here?
The Road Warriors arrive! Rick and Scott offer to shake hands, the Warriors hesitate!
SCOTT: Hey, guys, that was a great match on Sunday! You deserved a title match! We’re not happy about how it ended!
RICK: That’s right, we don’t like people stickin’ their nose in our business any more than you do!C’mon shake our hands!
The Steiners and the Road Warriors shake hands!
SCOTT: OK, here’s the deal-They just announced a Clash of Champions for later this month in Dayton! The Hardliners and the Nasty Boys interfered in the match at SuperBrawl! At the Clash, why don’t the four of us: Rick, me, both Road Warriors go against the Hardliners and the nasty Boys! No DQ! No countout! Four against four!
ANIMAL: Well, it sounds like a good idea to me! How about it, Hawk?
HAWK: OOOOOOHHHHHH, WHAAAAAT A RUUUUUSH!!!! The Road Warriors are in!
ANIMAL: nasty Boys, you busted my head open! You’ve gotta pay for that!
RICK: Hardliners, have you got the guts to accept our challenge?
HAWK: Hey, guys, I see a couple of geeks up in the ring! It’s time for us to beat ‘em up!
ANIMAL: Before we go, I just wanna remind you Steiners of one thing- As far as the Road Warriors are concerned, we still got unfinished business!
The Road Warriors vs. Boris Zhukov & CW Bergstrom: Hawk and Animal hit the ring like a hurricane and decimate their opponents. Hawk pins Bergstrom after a Doomsday Device.
WINNERS: THE ROAD WARRIORS
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
We see the Nasty Boys and Luna Vachon standing in front of a chain link fence.
KNOBBS: Sags and me have spent the last several years going around the world, building our reputation as the toughest tag team out there! There was just one problem!
SAGS: That’s right! Everywhere we go, there’s some loser asking us: Do you think you can beat Hawk & Animal? Are you guys as good as the Road Warriors? There was just one problem: they were never in the same place that we were!
LUNA: Well, I solved that problem! I brought the Nasty Boys to WCW! Now, Hawk and Animal have to come face to face with my Nasty Boys! At SuperBrawl, we left the Road Warriors for dead! Their reputation didn’t help them against the nasty Boys! All the magazine covers didn’t mean anything when the Nasty Boys busted them open! Once Hawk and Animal were mean and nasty like Knobbs and Sags! They got soft! They forgot where they came from! They’ve been on top for 10 years! Now, it’s the Nasty Boys’ turn!
UK Express vs. Barry Horowitz & Billy Travis: The newly arrived combination of Johnny Smith and Fit Finlay make their TBS debut tonight. Horowitz and Travis have their moments, but the Brits get the win as Finlay hits a tombstone piledriver on Travis and then, Smith hits a diving headbutt on Billy Joe and scores the pin. Afterwards, the newcomers join Mean Gene!
WINNERS: THE UK ESPRESS
GENE: I am joined by the UK Express after and impressive win! Gentlemen, you debuted at SuperClash and impressed me along with everybody else in the audience! What are your goals in WCW?
JOHNNY: Gene, we are no different from anybody else. We want to eventually be World tag Team Champions! We want to show the great WCW fans around the world what we can do in the ring. Those are professional goals! We also have a personal goal!
FINLAY: Whenever we say that we are from England and Ireland, the first thing people ask is “What about Lord Steven Regal and Squire David Taylor?” People have the misconception that everyone from Great Britain walks around with their noses in the air and looking down on everybody! Johnny and me are sick of those two! They need an attitude adjustment and we’re just the blokes to give it to them!
GENE: When that match takes place, I’m sure that it will be a great one! Johnny Smith and Fit Finlay, the UK Express, ladies and gentlemen!
COMMERCIAL
Ahmed Johnson vs. Hustler Rip Rogers: Johnson uses his awesome power to dominate the action here. Ahmed gets the duke after a Pearl River plunge. The announce team raves about this young man’s potential.
WINNER: AHMED JOHNSON
COMMERCIAL
Nasty Ned Brady stands ready in the ring. The music plays…
Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat vs. Nasty Ned Brady: The former United States Champion looks amazing as he throws Brady around the ring with armdrags and stings him chops. Steamboat eventually locks in the double chicken wing for a submission victory.
GENE: Ricky Steamboat, if I may have a moment, please? At SuperBrawl, you lost your United States Title to Ravishing Rick Rude under very dubious circumstances!
STEAMBOAT: Rude, I knew you were a snake in the grass, but I didn’t think you would stoop to hiding behind a woman’s skirts! If you had won the match like a man, I would have shook your hand and handed you the championship belt like a gentleman and a sportsman! But you didn’t do that! You couldn’t beat me man against man! You resorted to outside interference from that jezebel, Sherri Martel! That championship represented scientific wrestling, honor, and dignity when I held it! You’ve turned into something trashy< Rude! I’m coming after that belt, Rude! You and Sherri can run, but you can’t run forever! Sooner or later, you’ll have to face me, man to man!
GENE: A fiery Dragon, wrestling fans! The new US Champion, Ravishing Rick Rude will be here with Sherri Martel when we return!
COMMERCIAL
GENE: I am joined by our new United States Champion, Ravishing Rick Rude, accompanied by the lady who is at least partially responsible for the title change, Sherri Martel!
RUDE: She certainly inspired me last Sunday night in Detroit! Sexy Sherri, I couldn’t have deone it without you cheering me on!
GENE: not to mention her handcuffing Steamboat to the ringpost!
SHERRI: (grabs Gene by the lapels of his jacket) That’s a lie, Mean Gene!
RUDE: Don’t let him bother you, sweetie! I see that crybaby Steamboat swayed you with his whining, Gene! I heard him out here! Steamboat, you don’t deserve a rematch and, as far as I’m concerned, you don’t get one! I am the United States Champion! Sting, you’d better be watching for me because this (holds up title belt) puts me in line for a shot at the World Title!
GENE: You have an opponent waiting in the ring, champ!
Ravishing Rick Rude (w/Sherri Martel) vs. Ray Odyssey: With Jesse singing his praises on commentary, Rude takes his opponent apart and gets the pin after a neckbreaker.
GENE: I’m here with two men who made a triumphant return to the WCW ring at SuperBrawl, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair and “the Enforcer” Arn Anderson! I have to ask, what’s next for you two?
FLAIR: MEEEEEEEEAANNNN GEEEEEEEENE!!!! I think that we settled the Paul Orndorff issue once and for all! Now, it’s time for Double A and myself to do what we do best! There’s a World Title, a United States Title, a World TV Title, and even World Tag Team Titles to win! If you have a belt, we’re gunning for you! Clash of Champions is on it’s way and Commissioner Bockwinkel, we want championship matches! Double A, how’s that hand feeling?
ARN: Still having that cramp, Naitch! (holds up four fingers) Lord Steven Regal, I see you have a title now! Funny, last time I saw you, I pinned your shoulders to the mat!
FLAIR: Double A, it looks like it’s contagious! (holds up four fingers)
COMMERCIAL
Ric Flair & Arn Anderson vs. The Moondogs(Spike & Cujo): The Moondogs give Flair and Anderson a spirited contest, but Double A hits a DDT on Cujo for the 1-2-3!
WINNERS: RIC FLAIR & ARN ANDERSON
GENE: An impressive win for two of the great superstars in WCW! Speaking of superstars, I’m here with Colonel Robert Parker! Colonel, I understand that you’re looking to expand your operation…
PARKER: Yessir, Gene! And not a moment too soon! My Stable won a convincing victory in the six man at SuperBrawl! Unfortunately, jealousy reared it’s ugly head and Kevin Sullivan and his little savage, Tazmaniac , couldn’t take it! They attacked my man Meng here, but as you can see, he’s still standing! Bunkhouse Buck is here, too! Well, I called my sources in South America, down on the Amazon and asked that he send me the biggest and toughest man he could find. I give you…
THE BARBARIAN!!!
Also, as you probably know, my influence extends far beyond professional wrestling, into the fields of politics and even the legal field. I used my connections in the criminal justice system to arrange for the early release of this gentleman! This man was serving consecutive life sentences on a trumped up charge! As you might imagine, he’s willing to do anything and I mean anything that I ask! His name is…..
NAILZ!!!!
I notice that Kevin Sullivan and his sawed off little freak are nowhere to be found!
HOLD ON A SECOND!
SULLIVAN AND TAZMANIAC HAVE ARRIVED!!!
SULLIVAN: Listen, you loudmouth, don’t mention our names unless you are willing to back it up!
PARKER: Look around you troll, you’re just a little bit outnumbered!
SULLIVAN: I’ll make you a deal, you tall drink of water! Next week, right here on TV< I’ll take on any of these geeks, one on one!
PARKER: What about it, Meng?
MENG: YEAH!
SULLIVAN: OK, I’ll be here! You make sure that he’s in the ring and the rest of your sideshow is in their cages!
PARKER: OK, and you keep that pitbull of yours chained up somewhere!
GENE: OK, gentlemen, we have a match up in the ring, if you’ll disperse, please!
Lord Steven Regal & Squire David Taylor vs. Mike Bell & Matt Hardy: The English team makes short work of their opponents this week. Jess questions if the UK Express really wants a piece of these two. Regal finishes Bell with the Regal Stretch for the win.
WINNERS: LORD STEVEN REGAL & SQUIRE DAVID TAYLOR
COMMERCIAL
GENE: I’m here with the man who made his return to WCW at SuperBrawl last Sunday, but it was spoiled by Ric Flair and Arn Anderson...”The Total Package”, Lex Lugar!!!
LUGAR: Wrong as usual, Mean Gene! The only person who spoiled it, the man who ruined everything was Paula, Mr> Blunderfool himself! I should have never had anything to do with that has been!
Paul Orndorff comes out and gets nose to nose with Lugar!
ORNDORFF: Listen, you jerk! I did my part! You were the one who couldn’t hold up your end! You’d better get outta her before I kick your tail all over this place!
WCW offical Ole Anderson is here!
OLE: Look, if you two want to fight, that’s okay by me! But, you’ll do it in the ring with a WCW offcial! Pee Wee, get your butt out here!
Randy Anderson climbs into the ring and calls for the bell! Orndorff and Lugar follow and start slugging it out!
Paul “Mr. Wonderful” Orndorff vs. “Totla Package” Lex Lugar: The fans seem at a loss about who to cheer for as Orndorff and Lugar attempt to destroy each other! The fight finally spills from the ring and they brawl all over Center Stage! Randy Anderson has no choice but to count both individuals out!
TONY: Next week, we’ll have a great program for you! Meng will take on Kevin Sullivan! We’ll have a rare 10 man tag team match! We’ll see the debut of two new teams, the Eliminators and the Headbangers! Former World Champion Vader will see action! Colonel Parker’s new men will be in action!
JESSE: Sounds like an action packed two hours, guys!
LARRY: We’ll also have some announcements regarding the Clash of Champions!
TONY: Don’t miss it!
MICHAEL HAYES: (voice over): If you missed SuperBrawl last Sunday, you missed this!
We see highlights from SuperBrawl. You can check it out here:
atomicgiants.proboards.com/thread/4173/wcw-presents-superbrawl-on-ppv
HAYES: If you missed it, can you really afford to miss tonight’s World Championship Wrestling?
World Championship Wrestling
Taped 4/4/94 at Center Stage in Atlanta, GA to air at 6:05 PM on 4/6/94 on Superstation TBS
Announcers: Tony Schaivone, Jesse Ventura, & Larry Zybysko
Interviewer: Gene Okerlund
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Capetta
The Brooklyn Brawler stands in the ring. Then, the music plays…
The new WCW World Champion is here at Center Stage!!!!
Sting vs. Brooklyn Brawler: Sting is fired up! He takes the Brawler apart here tonight! After a Stinger Splash, the Stinger locks in the Scorpion Deathlock for a submission victory! Then, he joins Mean Gene!
WINNER: STING
STING:OWWWWWWWW!!!! Mean Gene, is this a great day to be alive or what?
GENE: Congratulations on you huge win at SuperBrawl!
STING: It wasn’t easy! I had two of the biggest and baddest dudes in the world! But I walked out with the belt! (holds title belt in the air) The title is back where it belongs and it’s gonna stay right here! OWWWWWWWWWWW! I hear Vicious and Vader both want title matches! I hear that the new United States Champion wants a shot! I see Lex Lugar is back in town and I know that he’ll want a match! Slick Ric and Double A are both probably feeling really good about themselves and they’ll probably both want a match! Not to mention Lord Steven Regal and Meng and Bunkhouse Buck! I say ”bring it on, guys!” Commissioner Bockwinkel, you set ‘em up, I’ll knock ’em down! Before we go any farther, I wanna thank the great wrestling fans! I love each and every one of you guys and I couldn’t have done it without you! I am gonna take this belt and defend it in every state and every country! Every continent, too! From Tampa to Tokyo, people! The Stinger is bringing the world title to your town!
GENE: Fans, we have a World Champion who we can all be proud of...the man called STING!!!
COMMERCIAL
Action Jackson enters the ring to a mixed reaction.
TONY: We are about to see an international star who has recently signed with WCW!
JESSE: Wow! I wasn’t expecting to see this guy!
LARRY: One of the biggest and the best!
It’s BAM BAM BIGELOW!!!!
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Action Jackson: Jackson attempts to jump Bam Bam at the bell, but it doesn’t help him much! Bigelow dominates the action and gets the pin after a diving headbutt off the top rope! Bam Bam is in the big leagues and looks dominant!
WINNER: BAM BAM BIGELOW
VTR: The Hardliners and Colonel Robert Parker are standing in front of the WCW logo…
PARKER: Rick and Scott Steiner, at SuperBrawl, we showed the world who was boss, didn’t we? There’s no doubt in anybody’s mind who was watching the pay per view that the Hardliners are the top dogs around here! Sooner or later, you’ll have to deal with the Hardline Collection agency! Are you ready to pay the price? I don’t think so!
MURDOCH: We busted your heads! You boys think that you’re special with your fancy college marching band and your cute little cheerleeaders! None of that helped you, did it?
SLATER: You boys are proud of the University of Michigan...big deal! Murdoch and myself are graduates of the School of Hard Knocks! We walked out of the ring at SuperBrawl! The college boys crawled outta there!Sooner or later, you have to put them belts on the line against us and I guarantee that we’ll take ‘em!
The Steiner Brothers are here!
Rick & Scott Steiner vs. Larry Winters & Galaxian #2: The World Champions’ heads are still bandaged from their recent encounter with the Hardliners. Jesse says that the Hardliners and the Nasty Boys made quite a statement at SuperBrawl! Tony says that they stuck their noses where they didn’t belong and ruined a dream match! The Steiners don’t seem to be feeling many ill effects as they win convincingly. Scott pins Galaxian #2 after a Frankensteiner..
WINNERS: RICK & SCOTT STEINER
LIVE ON TBS, APRIL 30th at 8:05!!!
HARA ARENA, DAYTON, OHIO
RICK: Hey, that’s big news, Mean Gene!
GENE: It certainly is! The Clash of the Champions is always an incredible spectacle! I hate to bring up a sore subject, but what do you plan to do in response to what took place at SuperBrawl?
SCOTT: OK, I know Hawk and Animal are here! Can we get the Road Warriors out here?
The Road Warriors arrive! Rick and Scott offer to shake hands, the Warriors hesitate!
SCOTT: Hey, guys, that was a great match on Sunday! You deserved a title match! We’re not happy about how it ended!
RICK: That’s right, we don’t like people stickin’ their nose in our business any more than you do!C’mon shake our hands!
The Steiners and the Road Warriors shake hands!
SCOTT: OK, here’s the deal-They just announced a Clash of Champions for later this month in Dayton! The Hardliners and the Nasty Boys interfered in the match at SuperBrawl! At the Clash, why don’t the four of us: Rick, me, both Road Warriors go against the Hardliners and the nasty Boys! No DQ! No countout! Four against four!
ANIMAL: Well, it sounds like a good idea to me! How about it, Hawk?
HAWK: OOOOOOHHHHHH, WHAAAAAT A RUUUUUSH!!!! The Road Warriors are in!
ANIMAL: nasty Boys, you busted my head open! You’ve gotta pay for that!
RICK: Hardliners, have you got the guts to accept our challenge?
HAWK: Hey, guys, I see a couple of geeks up in the ring! It’s time for us to beat ‘em up!
ANIMAL: Before we go, I just wanna remind you Steiners of one thing- As far as the Road Warriors are concerned, we still got unfinished business!
The Road Warriors vs. Boris Zhukov & CW Bergstrom: Hawk and Animal hit the ring like a hurricane and decimate their opponents. Hawk pins Bergstrom after a Doomsday Device.
WINNERS: THE ROAD WARRIORS
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
We see the Nasty Boys and Luna Vachon standing in front of a chain link fence.
KNOBBS: Sags and me have spent the last several years going around the world, building our reputation as the toughest tag team out there! There was just one problem!
SAGS: That’s right! Everywhere we go, there’s some loser asking us: Do you think you can beat Hawk & Animal? Are you guys as good as the Road Warriors? There was just one problem: they were never in the same place that we were!
LUNA: Well, I solved that problem! I brought the Nasty Boys to WCW! Now, Hawk and Animal have to come face to face with my Nasty Boys! At SuperBrawl, we left the Road Warriors for dead! Their reputation didn’t help them against the nasty Boys! All the magazine covers didn’t mean anything when the Nasty Boys busted them open! Once Hawk and Animal were mean and nasty like Knobbs and Sags! They got soft! They forgot where they came from! They’ve been on top for 10 years! Now, it’s the Nasty Boys’ turn!
UK Express vs. Barry Horowitz & Billy Travis: The newly arrived combination of Johnny Smith and Fit Finlay make their TBS debut tonight. Horowitz and Travis have their moments, but the Brits get the win as Finlay hits a tombstone piledriver on Travis and then, Smith hits a diving headbutt on Billy Joe and scores the pin. Afterwards, the newcomers join Mean Gene!
WINNERS: THE UK ESPRESS
GENE: I am joined by the UK Express after and impressive win! Gentlemen, you debuted at SuperClash and impressed me along with everybody else in the audience! What are your goals in WCW?
JOHNNY: Gene, we are no different from anybody else. We want to eventually be World tag Team Champions! We want to show the great WCW fans around the world what we can do in the ring. Those are professional goals! We also have a personal goal!
FINLAY: Whenever we say that we are from England and Ireland, the first thing people ask is “What about Lord Steven Regal and Squire David Taylor?” People have the misconception that everyone from Great Britain walks around with their noses in the air and looking down on everybody! Johnny and me are sick of those two! They need an attitude adjustment and we’re just the blokes to give it to them!
GENE: When that match takes place, I’m sure that it will be a great one! Johnny Smith and Fit Finlay, the UK Express, ladies and gentlemen!
COMMERCIAL
Ahmed Johnson vs. Hustler Rip Rogers: Johnson uses his awesome power to dominate the action here. Ahmed gets the duke after a Pearl River plunge. The announce team raves about this young man’s potential.
WINNER: AHMED JOHNSON
COMMERCIAL
Nasty Ned Brady stands ready in the ring. The music plays…
Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat vs. Nasty Ned Brady: The former United States Champion looks amazing as he throws Brady around the ring with armdrags and stings him chops. Steamboat eventually locks in the double chicken wing for a submission victory.
GENE: Ricky Steamboat, if I may have a moment, please? At SuperBrawl, you lost your United States Title to Ravishing Rick Rude under very dubious circumstances!
STEAMBOAT: Rude, I knew you were a snake in the grass, but I didn’t think you would stoop to hiding behind a woman’s skirts! If you had won the match like a man, I would have shook your hand and handed you the championship belt like a gentleman and a sportsman! But you didn’t do that! You couldn’t beat me man against man! You resorted to outside interference from that jezebel, Sherri Martel! That championship represented scientific wrestling, honor, and dignity when I held it! You’ve turned into something trashy< Rude! I’m coming after that belt, Rude! You and Sherri can run, but you can’t run forever! Sooner or later, you’ll have to face me, man to man!
GENE: A fiery Dragon, wrestling fans! The new US Champion, Ravishing Rick Rude will be here with Sherri Martel when we return!
COMMERCIAL
GENE: I am joined by our new United States Champion, Ravishing Rick Rude, accompanied by the lady who is at least partially responsible for the title change, Sherri Martel!
RUDE: She certainly inspired me last Sunday night in Detroit! Sexy Sherri, I couldn’t have deone it without you cheering me on!
GENE: not to mention her handcuffing Steamboat to the ringpost!
SHERRI: (grabs Gene by the lapels of his jacket) That’s a lie, Mean Gene!
RUDE: Don’t let him bother you, sweetie! I see that crybaby Steamboat swayed you with his whining, Gene! I heard him out here! Steamboat, you don’t deserve a rematch and, as far as I’m concerned, you don’t get one! I am the United States Champion! Sting, you’d better be watching for me because this (holds up title belt) puts me in line for a shot at the World Title!
GENE: You have an opponent waiting in the ring, champ!
Ravishing Rick Rude (w/Sherri Martel) vs. Ray Odyssey: With Jesse singing his praises on commentary, Rude takes his opponent apart and gets the pin after a neckbreaker.
GENE: I’m here with two men who made a triumphant return to the WCW ring at SuperBrawl, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair and “the Enforcer” Arn Anderson! I have to ask, what’s next for you two?
FLAIR: MEEEEEEEEAANNNN GEEEEEEEENE!!!! I think that we settled the Paul Orndorff issue once and for all! Now, it’s time for Double A and myself to do what we do best! There’s a World Title, a United States Title, a World TV Title, and even World Tag Team Titles to win! If you have a belt, we’re gunning for you! Clash of Champions is on it’s way and Commissioner Bockwinkel, we want championship matches! Double A, how’s that hand feeling?
ARN: Still having that cramp, Naitch! (holds up four fingers) Lord Steven Regal, I see you have a title now! Funny, last time I saw you, I pinned your shoulders to the mat!
FLAIR: Double A, it looks like it’s contagious! (holds up four fingers)
COMMERCIAL
Ric Flair & Arn Anderson vs. The Moondogs(Spike & Cujo): The Moondogs give Flair and Anderson a spirited contest, but Double A hits a DDT on Cujo for the 1-2-3!
WINNERS: RIC FLAIR & ARN ANDERSON
GENE: An impressive win for two of the great superstars in WCW! Speaking of superstars, I’m here with Colonel Robert Parker! Colonel, I understand that you’re looking to expand your operation…
PARKER: Yessir, Gene! And not a moment too soon! My Stable won a convincing victory in the six man at SuperBrawl! Unfortunately, jealousy reared it’s ugly head and Kevin Sullivan and his little savage, Tazmaniac , couldn’t take it! They attacked my man Meng here, but as you can see, he’s still standing! Bunkhouse Buck is here, too! Well, I called my sources in South America, down on the Amazon and asked that he send me the biggest and toughest man he could find. I give you…
THE BARBARIAN!!!
Also, as you probably know, my influence extends far beyond professional wrestling, into the fields of politics and even the legal field. I used my connections in the criminal justice system to arrange for the early release of this gentleman! This man was serving consecutive life sentences on a trumped up charge! As you might imagine, he’s willing to do anything and I mean anything that I ask! His name is…..
NAILZ!!!!
I notice that Kevin Sullivan and his sawed off little freak are nowhere to be found!
HOLD ON A SECOND!
SULLIVAN AND TAZMANIAC HAVE ARRIVED!!!SULLIVAN: Listen, you loudmouth, don’t mention our names unless you are willing to back it up!
PARKER: Look around you troll, you’re just a little bit outnumbered!
SULLIVAN: I’ll make you a deal, you tall drink of water! Next week, right here on TV< I’ll take on any of these geeks, one on one!
PARKER: What about it, Meng?
MENG: YEAH!
SULLIVAN: OK, I’ll be here! You make sure that he’s in the ring and the rest of your sideshow is in their cages!
PARKER: OK, and you keep that pitbull of yours chained up somewhere!
GENE: OK, gentlemen, we have a match up in the ring, if you’ll disperse, please!
Lord Steven Regal & Squire David Taylor vs. Mike Bell & Matt Hardy: The English team makes short work of their opponents this week. Jess questions if the UK Express really wants a piece of these two. Regal finishes Bell with the Regal Stretch for the win.
WINNERS: LORD STEVEN REGAL & SQUIRE DAVID TAYLOR
COMMERCIAL
GENE: I’m here with the man who made his return to WCW at SuperBrawl last Sunday, but it was spoiled by Ric Flair and Arn Anderson...”The Total Package”, Lex Lugar!!!
LUGAR: Wrong as usual, Mean Gene! The only person who spoiled it, the man who ruined everything was Paula, Mr> Blunderfool himself! I should have never had anything to do with that has been!
Paul Orndorff comes out and gets nose to nose with Lugar!
ORNDORFF: Listen, you jerk! I did my part! You were the one who couldn’t hold up your end! You’d better get outta her before I kick your tail all over this place!
WCW offical Ole Anderson is here!
OLE: Look, if you two want to fight, that’s okay by me! But, you’ll do it in the ring with a WCW offcial! Pee Wee, get your butt out here!
Randy Anderson climbs into the ring and calls for the bell! Orndorff and Lugar follow and start slugging it out!
Paul “Mr. Wonderful” Orndorff vs. “Totla Package” Lex Lugar: The fans seem at a loss about who to cheer for as Orndorff and Lugar attempt to destroy each other! The fight finally spills from the ring and they brawl all over Center Stage! Randy Anderson has no choice but to count both individuals out!
TONY: Next week, we’ll have a great program for you! Meng will take on Kevin Sullivan! We’ll have a rare 10 man tag team match! We’ll see the debut of two new teams, the Eliminators and the Headbangers! Former World Champion Vader will see action! Colonel Parker’s new men will be in action!
JESSE: Sounds like an action packed two hours, guys!
LARRY: We’ll also have some announcements regarding the Clash of Champions!
TONY: Don’t miss it!
Working on it now.