UWF June 1994 - 6/1, 6/8, 6/15, 6/22, & 6/29

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UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE OMNI IN ATLANTA
JUNE 1, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

TIM HORNER DEF. D. LO BROWN

TYPHOON DEF. JEFF FARMER


motorhead Orgasmatron



Jim: “WELCOME WRESTLING fans everywhere to the #1 rated wrestling program each and every Wednesday night, UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION! We come to you live from the historic Omni in Atlanta, Georgia, and Bob Caudle, a tag team match of historic dimensions tonight!

Bob: “That's right Jim, for the first time ever, TWO World Tag Team Champions put their titles up on the line in one match as the UWF World Tag Team Champions The Midnight Express put it all on the line versus the AAA champion Steiner Brothers to truly find out who is #1!

Jim: “Hacksaw Butch Reed wrestles the One Man Gang in a match that would main event anywhere in the United States, and Chris Cruise will interview THE GREAT MUTA, LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, RIGHT HERE IN ATLANTA, TONIGHT!

Chris Canyon is in the ring when:
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wcw brian pillman 1st theme(with custom tron)

IT’S THE UWF DEBUT OF BRIAN PILLMAN, AND MISS TONI ADAMS IS BY HIS SIDE!

BRIAN PILLMAN w/Miss Toni DEF. CHRIS CANYON

Jim: “Fans, Brian Pillman won the heart of Toni Adams, fair and square at TripleMania and now he is ready to fly to the top of the UWF!

“Fans, while the UWF was on hiatus earlier this year, no two wrestlers were hit harder in the pocketbook that Luke and Butch, the Bushwhackers! Lets catch up on Luke and Butches latest scheme to make ends meet right now!
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Luke and Butch are being released out of jail!

Butch: “AYE matey, we stole that car from the Cadillac dealership, and it did not work out too well for us, Mate.

Butch: “We didnt steal that car, Old Son---the dealership STOLE FROM US! Indeed . . wait, that gives me a BRILLIANT ideer! Jail . . .robbery . . . . . . WE SHOULD APPLY TO BE COPS!

Luke: “Are ya looney, Mate? Blokes like us as coppers? Have ya gone mad?

Butch: “Think about it, Cousin, we can fight, we know all about crime, and we don’t like villains, wed be perfect!

Luke and Butch put their arms in the air: "ARRRRRRRRR!
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The next scene is of Luke and Butch in police uniforms, walking the beat, when they BUTCH BLOWS HIS WHISTLE, AND RUNS INTO THE ROAD, AND YELLS “HALT!”

CARS CRASH INTO EACH OTHER!

Luke: “What the bloody hell, mate?

Butch runs into the middle of the road and stops traffic for:
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. . . . . a stray dog crossing the road!
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The next scene is of a Corvette being pulled over by the boys! They walk up to the car:

Luke: “License and registration, son.

Butch: “Do ya know why we pulled ya over, mate?

Driver: “No sir, was a I speeding?

Luke: “Were ya speedin’ Sonny? You were doin' 120 in a 45!

Driver: “I’m sorry officer, but am I going to be in big trouble?

Butch: “Trouble? Mate:
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" . . . . . . .we BLOODY LOVE it! POP THE HOOD WE WANNA SEE WHAT IS IN THAT ENGINE!
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As Luke and Butch examine the engine, cut to their squad car as the radio dispatcher says: “All units, all units, armed bank robbers on the run on Route 70, all units report!
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Cut to Luke and Butch, and they are in awe of the engine, meanwhile on the road, several squad cars pass by chasing a bank robber!
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Luke and Butch are in their squad car for the next vignette.

Luke: “I sure am hungry mate.

Butch: “I wonder what we should eat?

Luke: “We are coppers, old man, that means only one thing!

Luke points his nightstick at a:

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The next scene is of Luke and Butch woofing down three boxes of donuts, with powder all over their faces, signing autographs as the other patrons count each donut and cheer them on! Luke shoves the last donut down his throat, and he and Butch put their arms in the air:

“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”
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Luke and Butch are walking the beat when they see an OLD LADY SURROUNDED BY TWO THUGS, TRYING TO TAKE HER PURSE! They walk up!

Luke: “OY! What is the meaning of THIS?

Thug 1: “HAHAHA, you two are COPS? Buzz off, shorty!

Butch: “Hey mate, how about YOU two be the ones that buzz off, and leave the lady alone, before we bring ya two bludgers in?
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SUDDENLY, 6 OTHER MENACING THUGS APPEAR, WIELDING BASEBALL BATS!

Thug: “Oh, yeah, PIG, you and whose army?

THE GANG SURROUND THE BUSHWHACKERS! OH, NO!
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The next scene is in the Police Chiefs office! On one side, are Luke and Butch! On the other:
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THE ENTIRE GANG OF THUGS, IN CRUTCHES, HEADS BANDAGED AND CASTS!


Police Chief: “DAMMIT YOU TWO! Its bad enough I have to deal with 10 car repair bills because you HAD to walk a dog across the street . . .I get that, and appreciate 2 of those cars were STOLEN, and we made some arrests!

"And I appreciate that Camaro driver had $50,000 in counterfeit bills in his trunk . . . and I can EVEN appreciate the display you two put on at the Donut Shop because you botched an armed robbery 2-minutes later:
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“But see these men? They are ready to SUE THIS CITY: FOR POLICE BRUTALITY! Now, gentlemen, we have reached an out of court settlement with these . . 'men' . . and all you two have to do to finalize the deal is . . . .
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"*AHEM* . . . . . . apologize.

Luke: “Apologize? BOLLOCKS!

Butch: “Chief, these wankers were rollin’ over an OLD LADY! They should be apologizing to HER!

Chief: “Fellas, fellas, I know, but the bottom line is, either you apologize OR YOU TWO ARE OFF THE FORCE!

Luke and Butch look at each other!
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Butch: “All right then!

THEY THROW THEIR BADGES ON THE CHIEFS DESK!

Chief: “ . . . . Guns?

Luke: “Guns? GUNS? Mate, do two blokes who look like US look like we need bloody GUNS? Check yer desk, WE NEVER TOOK ANY!

The Chief opens the desk drawer, and there they are, two revolvers!

LUKE AND BUTCH LEAN TOWARDS THE TERRIFIED THUGS, AND RAISE THEIR ARMS:
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“ARRRRRRRRRRRR! They storm out!

Chief smiles, and shakes his head: “Those crazy, crazy, mother----


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COMMERCIAL
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Al Perez and Pez Whatley are in the ring:

Gary Michael Cappetta: “Ladies and Gentlemen, from the City of Angels:

Poison - Nothing But A Good Time
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"TOMMY ROGERS AND BOBBY FULTON, THE FANTAAAAAASTICS!

THE FANTASTICS def. AL PEREZ + PEZ WHATLEY

Jim: "THE FANTASTICS are back and better thsan ever in the UWF! FANS, DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL, CHRIS CRUISE WITH THE GREAT MUTA AND GARY HART, LIVE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE GONNA SAY, NEXT HERE ON TNT!
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COMMERCIAL
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Jim: “At this time, lets go to CHRIS CRUISE who has a very special interview scheduled for the middle of the ring!

Chris: “Thank you Jim Ross, and ATLANTA, GEORGIA LETS THE WORLD KNOW YOU ARE LIVE ON TNT FOR UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!

THE FANS GO BERSERK!

Chris: “At this time, please welcome my guests at this time:
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"GARY HART, AND THE GREAT MUTA!

wcw great muta 4th theme(with custom tron)
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Hart: “Chris Cruise, if Sting has the GUTS, he would come out here, and face the Great Muta, to his face, and hear what we have to say!

Chris: “Well, Mr. Hart, I don’t think you have to ask twice, but I will try anyway?

“IS STING IN THE HOUSE, TONIGHT HERE IN ATLANTA?
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Gary: "I TOLD YOU HE WAS A FRAUD, A CHARALTAN, A COWARD, A . . . . .
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Chris: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ,THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS: STIIIIIIIING!

Sting enters the ring, and holds up the belt on all four corners for the fans applause, as Hart corners Muta! Sting then addresses the mike!
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Sting: “Gary Hart? Great Muta? I have one question, and one question only for you and all the people of Atlanta tonight:
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“ARE THERE ANY STINGERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?

THE FANS ALL CHEER, AND STING CUPS HIS HANDS AND LETS OUT AN “OWW!” AND THE FANS EAT IT UP! MUTA AND HART DON’T LIKE IT ONE BIT!

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Chris: “Mr. Hart, now that the champion is here, what is it you would like to say?

Gary Hart: “STING, you have yet to beat the Great Muta, and he deserves a REMATCH! When will you stop being a paper champion, and grant the man the match for that world title he deserves!

Sting is incredulous!

Sting: “Gary Hart, Gary Hart Gary Hart. I had your man beat, But then you sent Jake Roberts in.

“But tell you what. I don’t like being called a ‘paper’ champion. Not one bit. SOOOO I will give you man another shot at this title . . . . . .
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“IF HE AND A PARTNER OF HIS CHOICE CAN BEAT ME AND A PARTNER OF MY CHOICE . . . NEXT WEEK . . IN A TAG TEAM MATCH . . . . . RIGHT HERE ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE FROM GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA!

Gary: “A partner of our choice, huh? Sounds like a deal.

“As a matter of fact, Sting, YOU CAN MEET HIM NOW!


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[glow=red,2,300] JAKE ROBERTS [/glow]SNEAKS AROUND THE RING, AND ENTERS, AND HE AND MUTA SURROUND STING! STING IS TRAPPED! WAIT!
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Tito Santana titantron
TITO SANTANA! THE UWF TV CHAMPION IS HERE, AND HE AND STING ENGAGE JAKE ROBERTS AND MUTA, who leave with Hart, and exit with Gary Hart as Sting and Tito enjoy the applause of the fans!

Jim: “FANS ITS OFFICIAL, GREAT MUTA AND JAKE ROBERTS VERSUS STING AND TITO SANTANA, LIVE NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION!

Bob Caudle: “That should be a whale of a match, Jim!

Jim: “Sting and Tito make their way to the dressing room to plot strategy for Greensboro, so lets go to GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!
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One Man Gang titantron
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Jim: “He is BIG and he is mean, and he is managed by Slick, the ONE MAN GANG is here in the UWF, and in the ring right now!
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Gary: “One Man Gang's opponent . . . .HACKSAW BUTCH REEEEEEEED!
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ONE MAN GANG w/Slick V HACKSAW BUTCH REED

Reed is able to counter Gangs large size with his strength, but outside interference by Soul Brother Slick cost Reed the match! But wait, ONE MAN GANG IS NOT DONE, AND SLICK ORDERS ONE MAN GANG TO 747 HIS FALLEN FOE! THERE IS NO CALL FOR THIS, BUT GANG DOES IT! HE SET SUP AGAIN AS BUTCH REED HOLDS HIS RIBS WHEN, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?
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wcw el gigante theme


IT’S THE GIANT GONZALES! HE MAKES HIS FIRST APPEARANCE SINCE TRIPLEMANIA, AND LUMBERS INTO THE RING, WHERE ONE MAN GANG MEETS HIM, AND POUNDS ON HIM, GONZALES POUNDS BACK, AND KNOCKS ONE MAN GANG OUT OF THE RING, AND CHECKS ON HIS BUDDY, BUTCH REED! OUTSIDE THE RING SLICK AND ONE MAN GANG ARE LIVID, AND POINT ACCUSATORY FINGERS AT GONZALES!

Jim: “FANS, THE LARGEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD HAS MADE THE SAVE, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MAIN EVENT HERE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
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COMMERCIAL
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Jim: ‘Welcome back wrestling fans, and Bob Caudle, I am hard pressed to think of a more historic main event on a free television broadcast that we are about to see right now!

Bob: “Unprecedented, Jim, the Midnight Express versus the Steiner Brothers, its title versus title, UWF versus AAA, and it takes place right now on Wednesday Night Collision!

Jim: “Wrestling fans, if there is any doubt that this is the place to be, the channel to tune in every Wednesday, and you aren't calling your friends to make sure they are tuned in to TNT, we don’t know what else to say, lets go to the ring!
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wcw steiner brothers 2nd theme(with custom tron)

Bob: “Champions #1, THE STEINER BROTHERS are in the ring, as we await with Atlanta for the UWF World Tag team Champions!

Bob: "Look at the fans, Jim, EVERYONE here at the Omni is on their feet, they KNOW what is at stake right here, live on UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION ON TNT~!

Jim Cornette is wisely outside of the ring, as Gary Michael Cappetta hands him the microphone:
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Jim: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME THE TWO WRESTLERS WHO WILL PROVE THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION IN WRESTLING, THE SULTAN OF SWING BEAUTIFUL BOBBY, AND THE DOCTOR OF DESIRE, SWEET STAN, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!


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wcw midnight express 2nd theme(with custom tron)

The Steiners wants the Express so bad they can taste it, but the ref resumes order, and Stan Lane takes the mike:

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, there would have been no Sherman’s March if he was the General defending Atlanta: I give to you MISTER JAMES EEEEEEEEEE. CORNETTE!

MATCH FOR THE UNDISPUTED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (with Jim Cornette)(UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)V RICK + SCOTT STEINER (AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)

This match is basically a repeat of last week, but this week the Midnights seem to be up to their game plus some additional dirty tricks since their titles are on the line! But as TV time runs out, The Steiners start gaining the upper hand, with Scott Steiner once again landing Frankensteiner on Sweet Stan, and the ref flies across the ring:

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[img src="http://webzoom.freewebs.com/ajor/Eddie%203.jpg"]

EDDIE GUERRERO!
EDDIE GUERRERO!
EDDIE GUERRERO!



. . . . . WHO NAILS A FROG SPLASH ON THE BACK OF SCOTT STEINER TO STOP THE PIN, AND THE BELL RINGS, FANS THIS WILL BE A DQ WIN FOR THE STEINERS, BUT NOTHING IS SETTLED AS RICK STEINER AND SCOTT STEINER PUT THE BOOTS TO THE INTERLOPER, EDDIE GUERERRO!

BUT THEN . . . . FROM BEHIND ITS:
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[img src="http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/artbarr/05.jpg"]

LOVE MACHINE!

LOVE MACHINE SUNDAYS BOTH RICK and Scott, and fans do you know what this means?
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LOS GRINGOS LOCOS HAVE INVADED THE UWF!
LOS GRINGOS LOCOS HAVE INVADED THE UWF!
LOS GRINGOS LOCOS HAVE INVADED THE UWF!


EDDIE GUERRERO AND LOVE MACHINE PUT THE BOOTS TO THE HELPLESS STEINERS, THEY HAVE RUINED THE BIGGEST MAIN EVENT IN TV HISTORY, AND LOOK AT THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, THEY ARE STUNNED! JIM CORNETTE ENTERS THE RING . . . and consults with Sweet Stan and Bobby then:
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THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS JOINS IN!

THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS HAVE ARE DESTROYING THE STEINER BROTHERS ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS HAVE ARE DESTROYING THE STEINER BROTHERS ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!


JIM: "BOB CAUDLE, I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING, THE MIDIGHT EXPRESS AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ARE BEATING UP THE STEINER BROTHERS BEFORE OUR VERY EYES RIGHT HERE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE DRAMATIC, ANY MORE HISTORY CHANGING THAN WHAT YOU ARE WITNESSING WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES LIVE ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION ON TNT!


FANS, ALL SEEMS TO BE LOST, THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ARE PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THE STEINERS, WHEN WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?
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KISS - I Love It Loud HQ

Bob: "Jim, if you can believe it, things are about to turn up even more up a notch!
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[img src="http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/g/gordydrdeath/06.jpg"]

DOC AND GORDY!
DOC AND GORDY!
DOC AND GORDY!

DOC AND GORDY ARE HERE! THEY ENTER THE RING, AND PULL LOS GRINGOS LOCOS OFF THE STEINERS AND BRAWL THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS OUT OF THE RING AS THE STEINERS RECOVER AND WITH DOC AND GORDY, THROW OUT THE GRINGOS!

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THE STEINERS ARE BACK TO BACK WITH DOC AND GORDY, AND THEY BACK INTO EACH OTHER . . . . .
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TURN AROUND, AND NOW THEY ARE NOSE TO NOSE, BELLY TO BELLY!

THE STEINERS AND DOC AND GORDY JAWJACK!
THE STEINERS AND DOC AND GORDY JAWJACK!
THE STEINERS AND DOC AND GORDY JAWJACK!
THE STEINERS AND DOC AND GORDY JAWJACK!







Jim: “NO FELLAS NO! THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!

Bob: “Jim, if the Steiners and Doc and Gordy get into it right now, THEY MIGHT BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE TOP OF THE OMNI!

Jim: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN DOC AND GORDY ARE TOE TO TOE, BELLY TO BELLY, NOSE TO NOSE WITH RICK AND SCOTT STEINER! IN ALL MY YEARS OF BROADCASTING I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN? AS THEY CONTINUE, MUST GO OFF THE AIR ON TNT WE ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF TIME HERE ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
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DARK MATCHES:
BUSHWACKERS DEF. LA PARKA + EDDIE GILBERT

ERIK WATTS DEF. BADSTREET

HEAVENLY BODIES DEF. MASA CHONO + KENSUKE SASAKE

STEVE WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. JAKE ROBERTS + THE BARBARIAN

UWF TV TITLE- TITO SANTANA DQ OVER GREAT MUTA

UWF WORLD TITLE- STING DEF. STAN HANSEN

[jackknight]

El said:

UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE GREENSBORO, NC COLISEUM
June 8, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

TYPHOON DEF. JEFF FARMER

BUSHWACKERS DEF. PEZ WHATLEY + AL SNOW

motorhead Orgasmatron


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Jim Ross: “Wrestling fans thank you once again for joining us every Wednesday night THIS is UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE ON TNT, and Bob Caudle after what happened last week I didn’t think it could get any hotter, but believe it or not, its gonna be a WILD night of action here in Greensboro!

Bob: “That right Jim, TWO tag team matches that would headline any arena in the world, but they take place TONIGHT right here on Collision!

Jim: “The UWF World Tag Team Championships are on the line this week as the Midnite Express take on Steve “Dr. Death” Williams and Terry Gordy and then its Sting and Tito Santana versus The Great Muta and Jake Roberts!

Bob: “And remember Jim, if Muta or Roberts get the win, Sting must defend the UWF title against Muta, next week LIVE right here on TNT!

Jim: “Fans, let’s take it up to Gary Michael Cappetta!
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ERIK WATTS DEF. LA PARKA

Jim: “Let me tell you something, this kid hasn’t been handed NOTHING, Erik Watts continues to work hard and work his way up that ladder!

“Lets go to the dressing room where Chris Cruise is standing by with a very important interview!
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ITS EDDIE GUERERRO AND LOVE MACHINE! LOS GRINGOS LOCOS are here in the UWF!

Chris: “Gentlemen, you made your presence felt in a VERY big way right here on Collision last week!

Eddie: “Let me tell you something, Chris Cruise, the Steiner Brothers have NO business defending those AAA belts without giving US a rematch!

Love Machine: “That’s right, Eddie, Rick and Scott Steiner, you have something that belongs to US, not you, not the Midnight Express, no one except US, and we are here to take what is OURS, and if we have to lie, cheat and steal to do it, THAT’S WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO!

Chris: “LOS GRINGOS LOCOS have laid out the challenge to the Steiner Brothers, fans we will be right back with the UWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES right after these words!
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VIDEO: A long haired muscular wrestler runs back and forth across the screen through fog in a dark room as we hear some very, very familiar hard pounding, fast paced metal music . . . . .
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Jim: “WELCOME back to TNT, and fans, its not on pay per view, and it certainly is not being shown anywhere else but right here on UWF Wednesday Night Collision, THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, TAKE IT AWAY GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!
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Gary: “Wrestling fans this next match is for the UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, first introducing the challengers:

I Love It Loud

“STEVE DR. DEATH WILLIAMS AND TERRY BAM BAM GOOOOOOORDY!
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Jim Cornette comes down to the aisle to a shower of boos, and takes the microphone from Gary:



Jim Cornette: “Ladies and gentlemen, meet Tonya Harding’s personal favorite wrestlers, THE SULTAN OF SWING BEAUTIFUL BOBBY, AND THE DOCTOR OF DESIRE, SWEET STAN, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!

wcw midnight express 2nd theme(with custom tron)
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Stan: “Ladies and gentlemen, a man who would at least charge double to whack a figure skaters knee with a metal pipe, James EEEEEEE. Cornette!

UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE MIDNITE EXPRESS w/Jim Cornette V STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY
The bell rings and its all Doc and Gordy who throw the smaller Express around like rag dolls. The Express use their typical clowning and stalling tactics to try and stop Doc and Gordy’s momentum, but Doc and Gordy will not be denied! While the Midnites get their licks in every attempt by the Midnites to double-team and isolate either Doc and Gordy fail, and result in more clotheslines, and Doc lands a Doctor Bomb on Lane, then an Oklahoma stampede, and tags to Gordy! Jim Cornette throws the tennis racquet to Bobby, who runs in as Gordy deliver a final power bomb to Sweet Stan, but Dr. Death clotheslines Bobby out of his boots, and the referee counts:
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THREE!

WE HAVE NEW UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WE HAVE NEW UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WE HAVE NEW UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! :-D :-D :-D


JIM CORNETTE AND THE MIDNITES RUN ALL OVER RINGSIDE EXASPERATED, WONDERING WHAT JUST HAPPENED AS DOC AND GORDY CELEBRATE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND THE FANS GO WIIIIIIIILD!

Jim: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HISTORY IN THE MAKING AND YOU ARE WATCHING IT HAPPEN LIVE FROM GREENSBORO, WE HAVE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AND THEY ARE DOCTOR DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS AND TERRY BAM BAM GORDY! DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL WE WILL HEAR FROM THE NEW CHAMPIONS RIGHT AFTER THIS!
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Chris Cruise is in the ring with the new tag team Champions!

Chris: “Greensboro North Carolina, LETS HEAR IT FOR THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS LIVE RIGHT HERE ON TNT!

THE FANS GO NUTS AS DOC AND GORDY HOLD UP THEIR BELTS!

Chris: “Gentlemen, what a great win, but now your work has just begun!

Doc: “That’s right, Chris Cruise, I’m sure Cornette is gonna want a rematch, and we know we are not the only roosters in the henhouse because the Steiners have their belts too. And you never know what Los Gringos Locos are up to. Plus the Fantastics, so many, many teams, but the bottom line is THIS:

“Anywhere, anyplace, any time any tag team in the WORLD, wants a house call from the Doctor and Bam Bam here, we aren’t too hard to find: Doc and Bam Bam have THE premier world tag team championship belts, right here in the UWF, AND WE JUST WON THEM RIGHT HERE ON TNT!

CHRIS: “DOC AND GORDY ARE YOUR NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, JIM BACK TO YOU!

Jim: “WOW, fans, what awesome world tag teams they will be!

Bob: “You do have to wonder what the AAA champion Steiner Brothers are thinking right now after what we just saw last week!

Jim: “Badstreet is in the ring, lets go to Gary Michael Cappetta!
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GIANT GONZALES DESTROYS BADSTREET

Jim: “He is the largest wrestler in the world, but wait, in the aisle!

IT’S THE ONE MAN GANG AND SOUL BROTHER SLICK! ONE MAN GANG HAS A CHAIR AND WAYLAYS THE GIANT GONZALES! THEN, HE PUTS THE CHAIR ON TOP OF GONZALES, AND 747S HIM! GIANT GONZALES IS DOWN, AND HOLDING HIS MIDSECTION AND ONE MAN GANG IS GOING TO DO IT AGAIN:
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HACKSAW BUTCH REED IS HERE, AND HE GRABS GONZALEZ LEGS, AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE MORE DAMAGE CAN BE DONE, FANS, HOW POWERFUL IS BUTCH REED TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT, GIANT GONZALES WEIGHS 500 POUNDS!


Jim: “FANS, THE ONE MAN GANG HAS THE AUDACITY TO ATTACK THE GIANT GONZALES! THANK GOODNESS FOR BUTCH REED! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
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Jim: “Fans, we will monitor the possible injury to Giant Gonzales, and it does appear he will be OK thank to the intervention of his buddy, Butch Reed.

"And fans, as we continue to celebrate the World Tag Team win of Steve Doctor Death Williams and Terry Bam Bam Gordy over the past several weeks we have documented the trials and tribulations of the loveable Luke and Butch, the Bushwackers, as they try to make ends meet while the UWF was on hiatus. Now, for the final time, thankfully, we catch up with Luke and Butch as they make one more attempt to moonlight while away from the wrestling ring:


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Luke and Butch are walking down the street contemplating their financial future.

Luke: “Aye, matey, we are down to our last dollar! The bartending gig didn’t work out. We got the heave ho from the car lot, and then we lost our badges as coppers! UWF don't start again fer who knows long, how we gonna make ends meet now?

Butch: “I got another ideer, Old Son. LOOK!

Butch points to a school!

Luke: “Are they lookin' for janitors?

Butch: “JANITORS? BOLLOCKS!
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"We can become TEACHERS!

Butch: “US? TEACHERS! You must be havin’ a laugh, sonny!

Luke: “Come on mate, it will be easy!
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Principal: “Well, boys, I don’t have a need for any full time teachers right now, but I am in a bit of a jam. Several of my teachers are out with the flu, and I am in desperate need of substitutes!

The camera swings LUKE AND BUTCH WEARING SUITS, GLASSES, AND BOW TIES!

Principal: “ . . . tell you what. What do I have to lose. I’ll have my secretary file emergency certificates, now here are you lesson plans and your classes! Good luck!
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The next scene is of an unruly high school classroom, there are paper airplanes, loud laughing and yelling, until LUKE AND BUTCH WALK IN!

Student: “WHOA! THAT’S THE BUSHWACKERS!

ALL THE STUDENTS ARE STUNNED, AND QUICKLY SIT IN THEIR DESKS, SILENT!

Butch: “This is gonna be easier than I thought, mate!
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Luke, Butch and the nerd:

“AAAAAAAAAAAR!

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Luke: “What’s the next class, mate?

Butch: “Gym!

Luke: “Blimey, this is gonna be fun!
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Luke and Butch are with their class, and are holding a football.

Student: “What are going to play? Touch football?

Luke: “TOUCH football? What in the bollocks is THAT?

Butch: “This week we are gonna play the ONLY sport that matters:
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“RUGBY!

WITH THAT LUKE AND BUTCH PLOW THROUGH THE STUDENTS KNOCKING THEM OVER, WHILE LATERALLING THE BALL BACK AND FORTH! THEY BOTH LEAP INTO THE TOUCH AREA, AND LET OUT AN “ARRRRRRRRRRR! As the stunned students shake their heads and clean off their clothes!
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Luke and Butch walk into a classroom, where a very big student is playing a boom box, loudly!

Luke: “OY! ENOUGH OF THAT RACKET, THEN, turn that off sonny!

Student: “Yo, you YO, man, why don’t you come here and turn it off, yourself?

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THE PUNK TURNS IT ON, AND MAKES IT EVEN LOUDER!

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Luke and Butch are in the classroom, teaching History of New Zealand, when a student raises her hand: “Excuse me, Mr. Williams? Mr. Miller? This is a Calculus class.

Butch: “AH HA! Well then sweetie, ‘calculate’ this then, there’s gonna be a quiz on this subject, and if you don’t get 60% right, calculate your gonna fail New Zealand History!

The girl and the entire class laugh, BUT AT THE DOOR IT’S THE PRINCIPAL, RED FACED!
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Luke: “Bad luck again, mate! It doesn’t seem like we are good at anything but rasslin’!

Secretary: “Mr. Miller? Mr. Williams?

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"He said you two are to report to the Lakefront Arena in New Orleans this Wednesday night!

Butch: “YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS MATE!

Luke: “THE UWF IS STARTIN’ UP AGAIN! WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!
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Jim: “Wrestling fans in Chicago, just a reminder that UWF WEDNESDAY COLLISION broadcasts live on TNT from the Chicago Stadium next week, call the number on your screen for tickets!

“Fans lets go to the ring to Gary Michael Cappetta!
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Ladies and gentlemen, with manager Gary Hart: JAKE ROBERTS AND THE GREAT MUTA!
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“And their opponents the UWF Television champion TITO SANTANA AND THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WHO IS: STIIIIIIING!
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STING + TITO SANTANA V GREAT MUTA + JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS w/Gary Hart
IF GARY HART’S TEAM WINS, STING MUST DEFEND THE UWF WORLD TITLE V GREAT MUTA NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION!

Sting and Muta start the match, Muta and Sting trade hold for hold, blow for blow, high spot for high spot, Sting HAS MUTA ON THE BACK FOOT, and Jake Roberts checks in! Roberts smirks and locks up with Sting, who throws the brazen veteran from pillar to post, but Roberts with a low blow, and then kicks, punches and stomps on the World Heavyweight Champion, Sting tags to Tito Santana, and the fiery Latino has the Snake on the back foot too, Jake tags to Muta, who throws several effective karate chops at Tito but Tito fights fire with fire with brawling, and tags to Sting, and its STING AND MUTA ONCE AGAIN! Muta and Sting with several kicks, chops and offensive moves, Tito and Muta simultaneously tag to their partners, BUT AS TITO COMES IN:

MUTA WITH THE MIST IN TITOS FACE! THE REF, ESCORTING STING TO HIS CORNER, MISSED IT, AND JAKE ROBERTS TAKES THE STUNNED TV CHAMPION, AND DDTS HIM!

THE REF FLIES ACROSS THE RING AND COUNTS:
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.1-2-3!!!! JAKE ROBERTS HAS PINNED TITO!

FANS, THIS MEANS ONLY ONE THING- NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION:

STING MUST DEFEND THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AGAINST:
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THE GREAT MUTA! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION!


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GILBERT

POST SHOW DARK MATCHES:

KENSUKE SASAKI DEF. BRAD
LOS GRINGOS LOCOS DEF. THE FANTASTICS

ARMSTRONG

STAN HANSEN DEF. BUTCH REED

BRIAN PILLMAN DEF. EDDIE GILBERT

EDDIE GUERERRO + LOVE MACHINE DEF. THE FANTASTICS

THE STEINER BROTHERS DEF. THE BARBARIAN + ONE MAN GANG

BUTCH REED WINS A BATTLE ROYALE

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El said:

UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM CHICAGO STADIUM
JUNE 15, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

LA PARKA DEF. CHRIS CANYON

BRAD ARMSTRONG DEF. PEZ WHATLEY


motorhead Orgasmatron



Jim Ross: “UWF COLLISION IS BACK ON THE AIR LIVE HERE ON TNT, and fans we are live from Chicago, right on enemy turf, head to head, face to face, the UWF is HERE, FRONT AND CENTER, to prove who is REALLY NUMBER ONE!

Bob: “The excitement is electric here at Chicago Stadium, Jim, these great Chicago wrestling fans know that the UWF is where it is at!

Jim: “Another reason for all the excitment is the UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE WILL BE ON THE LINE, BEST 2 OF 3 FALLS AS ORDERED by Bill Watts, Sting takes on the Great Muta, here tonight live in Chicago!

“Brian Pillman is also here with us, but now lets go to GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA FOR THE FIRST MATCH!

Tom Horner and Jeff Farmer are in the ring when:
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Van Halen - Jump (HQ music video)

ITS EDDIE GUERERRO AND LOVE MACHINE, LOS GRINGOS LOCOS, LIVE ON COLLISION!

EDDIE GUERERRO + LOVE MACHINE DEF TIM HORNER + JEFF FARMER

Jim: “They had the audacity to stick their noses in the Steiner Brothers business two weeks ago right here on Collision, LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ARE HERE IN THE UWF!

Fans, right now lets go to Chris Cruise who is standing by with THE BUSHWACKERS!
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Chris: “Fans, they have made it, back on their feet financially, LUKE AND BUTCH, THE BUSHWACKERS, and gentlemen, now that you are back in the UWF, what are your plans? Maybe some more comedy skits?

"Maybe some popcorn comedy matches for the great fans? Or maybe some pre-pay per view dark matches? Ha ha, I LOVE when you guys wrestle, its always so much fun!

Luke and Butch do a double take at each other!

Luke: “OY! And we love rassaling, Crispy Cruiser, but we have other ideas in mind!

Butch: “That’s right, mate, what me cousin Luke is hintin’ at is this:
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" . . . . . . WE would like to get a shot at those UWF World Tag team titles: HELD BY DOC AND GORDY!

Both men: “ARRRRRRRR!

Chris: “Now wait a minute, fellas. Heh heh, YOU TWO are REALLY going to come out here, and challenge Steve ‘Dr. Death’ Williams and Terry ‘Bam Bam’ Gordy to a tag team match? . . . . . . . . For the world titles?
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Luke: “why? You don’t think were good enough, sonny?

Chris: “Now wait a minute fellas, I think you both are a fine tag team. But I have to be frank with you, while you two were out being cops, firemen, whatever it was you were doing, Steve Williams and Terry Gordy were in Japan, wrestling the top tag teams in the world just to stay in shape to CHALLENGE for those UWF titles.

Butch: “Hey, Luke, I think our friend here needs an attitude adjustment. We are here to officially challenge Doctor Death and Bam Bam, bring it on boys, we want our fair shot at them tag team titles!

“And now . . for the attitude adjustment. Hey Cousin, I don’t think the Cruiser is down with the Bushwackermania!

Luke: “Lets fix that right now!

Chris: "WAIT, WAIT . . .
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Chris: "Fans . . . there you have it . . . . Luke and Butch . . . challenge . . . Doc and Gordy . . . .YUCK!


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AL PEREZ is in the ring when:

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ITS BRIAN PILLMAN . . .WITH MISS TONI!

BRIAN PILLMAN w/Miss Toni V AL PEREZ

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“FIVE STAR” AL SNOW!
“FIVE STAR” AL SNOW!
“FIVE STAR” AL SNOW!

HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE, LANDS ON PILLMAN, AND STARTS POUNDING ON HIM! THIS WILL BE AN AUTOMATIC DQ, BUT PILLMAN TURNS THE TABLES, AND TWO RIVALS ROLL AROUND THE RING, BATTLING EACH OTHER WITH FISTS AS MISS TONI SCREAMS! THE DRESSING ROOMS EMPTY AND TRY AND BREAK THE TWO APART, BOTH MEN ARE EVENTUALLY SEPARATED BUT HAVE TOP BE HELD BACK ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING!

Jim: “HOLY COW, FANS, FIVE STAR AL SNOW HAS INVADED THE UWF, AND HAS HIS EYES SET ON BRIAN PILLMAN! BAD BLOOD FROM THEIR RIVALRY IN AAA HAS SPILLED OVER TO THE UWF! WE WILL BE BACK AFTER THIS!


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Jim: “Chicago, YOU ARE LIVE ON TNT, LET THE WORLD HEAR YOU!

THE FANS GO CRAZY!

Jim: “Fans, the match you have been waiting for, Sting versus the Great Muta is coming up momentarily, and as Chris Cruise stands backstage with another special interview, please welcome my guest at this time:
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THE ONE MAN GANG!


SLICK AND GANG ARE BOOED OUT OF THE BUILDING!

Slick: “Jim Ross, want I want right now is for you to show the world on the Universatron what happened last week when mah man, The One Man Gang stood toe to toe, face to face, belly to belly, with the Giant Gonzalez!

Jim: “All right, lets show that footage, right now, folks . . .
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VTR: GIANT GONZALES DESTROYS BADSTREET

Jim: “He is the largest wrestler in the world, but wait, in the aisle!

IT’S THE ONE MAN GANG AND SOUL BROTHER SLICK! ONE MAN GANG HAS A CHAIR AND WAYLAYS THE GIANT GONZALES! THEN, HE PUTS THE CHAIR ON TOP OF GONZALES, AND 747S HIM! GIANT GONZALES IS DOWN, AND HOLDING HIS MIDSECTION AND ONE MAN GANG IS GOING TO DO IT AGAIN:
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HACKSAW BUTCH REED IS HERE, AND HE GRABS GONZALEZ LEGS, AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE MORE DAMAGE CAN BE DONE, FANS, HOW POWERFUL IS BUTCH REED TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT, GIANT GONZALES WEIGHS 500 POUNDS!


Jim: “FANS, THE ONE MAN GANG HAS THE AUDACITY TO ATTACK THE GIANT GONZALES! THANK GOODNESS FOR BUTCH REED! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

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Jim is shaking his head as One Man Gang leans into the mike:

“GIANT GONZALES! You came here to the UWF with a lot of HYPE, boy! You may be 8 feet tall, but you aint done NUTHIN YET! I been winning titles across the world, and have NEVER been defeated! Giant Gonzales, ah say AH am the TRUE GIANT OF THE UWF, and I proved it last week on Collision, and if you got the guts, BOY, YOU WILL FACE THE ONE MAN GANG IN THE RING ONE ON ONE, AND AH WILL PROVE IT AGAIN, GIANT GONZALES, THE ONE MAN GANG IS THE ONLY TRUE GIANT OF PROFESSIONAL RASSALIN!

Jim: “Fans, you just heard the challenge, One Man Gang has challenged The Giant Gonzales to a match, and we may need to reinforce the ring for that one, lets go now to Chris Cruise!
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Chris Cruise is with AL SNOW!

Chris Cruise: “Al Snow, what are YOU doing here in the UWF?

Al Snow: “Why, having sex, what else, Chris Cruise . . . WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM DOING HERE? Brian Pillman: you took my AAA title shots . . . YOU TOOK MY WOMAN . . . . you took my DIGNITY. As for you Miss Toni, I have a little surprise for YOU, you little SLUT!

WAIT! ITS BRIAN PILLMAN! HE ATTACKS AL SNOW, AS SECURITY AND JOBBERS CHASSE PILLMAN, AND TACKLE HIM AND SNOW, AND THERE IS ANOTHER PULL APART!

Chris: “ITS CHAOS HERE BACKSTAGE AT CHICAGO STADIUM, JIM, BOB BACK TO YOU!
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Jim: “WELL . .. .fans, on behalf of TNT and the UWF we apologize for those remarks by Al Snow, but Bob Caudle, Al Snow is here in the UWF, and Brian Pillman has to deal with him!

Bob: “I wonder what Al Snow meant by that surprise, Jim!

Jim: “Good point!

“Fans, as we get ready for this historic UWF World heavyweight title showdown between Sting and the Great Muta, two notes, in two weeks it will be a SPECIAL 2 HOUR EDITION OF Wednesday Night Collision live from Houston, and Bob I expect that card will have a HUGE impact on the UWF’s Second ever pay per view, HOTTER THAN HELL, AUGUST 21,and next week on Collision, we will have our first HOTTER THAN HELL CONTROL CENTER, where the host city of that historic pay per view will be announced!

“Fans, I see Gary Michael Cappetta is in the ring, WE ARE READY FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!
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“Being lead to the aisle by his manager, Gary Hart, at 229 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan:
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“He weights 255 pounds, from Venice Beach California, the UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS:
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2/3 FALLS
STING V THE GREAT MUTA

FIRST FALL
MUTA ATTACKS STING BEFORE THE BELL, AND GETS SEVERAL MARTIAL ARTS MOVES ON THE FACE-PAINTED CHAMPION! BUT STING STARTS NO SELLING, AND FIGHTS BACK AS WE HAVE TO GO TO A . . . .
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Bob: "Look at Gary Hart huddling with a disappointed Muta, Jim, they know this is a marathon, and not a sprint!

Jim: "It is 2/3 falls, folks, and the mastermind Gary Hart wisely chose to avoid a crippling injury to his wrestler and sacrifice a fall to preserve a chance at that elusive World Heavyweight title, right here on Collision!
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SECOND FALL
Great back and forth action, Muta does the springboard somersault on Sting, and after more action the two rivals fall through the ropes, onto the floor! It’s a wild brawl, and MUTA GRABS THE TIMEKEEPERS HAMMER, AND SWINGS IT AT STING! STING GRABS A CHAIR , AND BLOCKS THE HAMMER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

REFEREE JIM CORDARIS GET BETWEEN BOTH MEN, AND STING CLOCKS MUTA WITH THE CHAIR . . . .BUT ALSO KNOCKS OUT CORDARIS!

Sting grabs Muta, and throws him in the ring, and PUTS HIM IN THE SCORPION FOR A SECOND TIME! MUTA SCREAMS IN PAIN, BUT DOES NOT TAP THE MAT! HART REFUSES THE THROW IN THE TOWEL, AS IT IS CLEAR THE REFEREE IS STILL DAZED ON CONFUSED!

Jim: "FANS, IT IS CLEAR AS DAY---STING HAS DEFEATED MUTA, TWICE, IN ONE EVENING!

Sting looks around and seeing the ref is nowhere to be seen, LETS GO OF THE MOVE, AND LOOKS FOR HIM!

Sting leans over the ropes, and sees Cordaris stirring up to the ring arpon, meanwhile, behind Sting, MUTA LIMPS UP, AND SUNDAYS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND ROLLS HIM UP:

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THE REF ROLLS INTO THE RING, AND SLOWLY, GROGGILY COUNTS: 1----2-----
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MUTA WINS THE SECOND FALL IN CONTROVERSIAL FASHION!
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THE REF HOLDS UP MUTAS HAND!

Jim: “WELL . . . . . .Fans, this is the DOGONDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! We are tied 1 fall each, will Sting retain the UWF title, or will we have a new world champion?

Bob: "Viewers, if you know of ANYONE who is watching ANYTHING BUT TNT RIGHT NOW, CALL THEM!

Jim: "WHO WILL WALK OUT OF THE WINDY CITY WITH THE UWF WORLD TITLE? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!
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"If you love extra inning baseball, if you love sudden death football, if you like overtime basketball or hockey, then you are gonna love this, STING, MUTA FOR THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND WE HAVE THE THIRD AND DECIDING FALL, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ON COLLISION!

THIRD FALL
Sting and Muta do not disappoint, as the match goes toe to toe, neck in neck with high impact moves as we march towards the top of the hour!

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T TV DARK MATCHES:

GIANT GONZALES DEF. TYPHOON

BUSHWACKERS DEF. HEAVENLY BODIES

ONE MAN GANG DEF. BUTCH REED

AAA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES- STEINERS DEF. KENSUKE SASAKE + MASA CHONO

UWF TV TITLE- TITO SANTANA DEF. JAKE ROBERTS VIA DQ

UWF WORLD TITLES- STEVE WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. BARBARIAN + STAN HANSEN
















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El said:

UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE KIEL CENTER IN ST. LOUIS
June 22, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

GIANT GONZALES DEF. TYPHOON

BUSHWACKERS DEF. HEAVENLY BODIES





Jim Ross: “Wrestling fans thank you once again for joining us every Wednesday night THIS is UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE ON TNT, we are LIVE from St. Louis and momentarily Chris Cruise will have a MAJOR announcement for the great fans here at the Kiel Center, and next week in Houston we will have a 2-HOUR LIVE COLLISION from the Summit, that begins at 9PM EST, fans remember 2 hours of UWF Wrestling right here on TNT, but the BIG NEWS of course is what happened last week, we have a NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and we will see him right now, lets go to Gary Michael Cappetta!

Gary: “Ladies and gentlemen coming to the ring right now . .
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UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT MUTA w/Gary Hart AND Jake “The Snake” Roberts V BRAD ARMSTRONG

Jim Ross and Bob Caudle show clips of how Muta won that title last week!

www.criticalmess.net/index.php?topic=14706.0

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Jim: “A world of controversy surrounds that man right there, Jake Roberts, with speculation he may have had a poisonous snake under that ring!

Bob: “We should let the fans know that Sting was immediately treated with anti-toxins, and was released from the hospital the next day! But Jim, I have to tell you I do not feel all that comfortable with that man walking around the ring with who knows what in that bag!

It’s a fast paced match in the ring, but in the end Muta wins clean with a moonsault!

A VTR shows as Chris Cruise steps between the ropes to interview Gary Hart and his brood!

Chris: “Before we begin, I have a HUGE announcement: UWF’s next Pay Per View, HOTTER THAN HELL . . . .will take place Sunday August 21 . . .
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THE FANS GO NUTS!

Chris: “And I imagine this man, The Great Muta, will be a big part of that pay per view, as well as defending this World title against SCOTT STEINER in Houston next week on Collision, AND FANS, LIVE HERE TONIGHT ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION:

“ . . . . THE STEINER BROTHERS WILL PUT THE AAA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS ON THE LINE AGAINST . . . .


". . . THE BARBARIAN . . .and THIS MAN, JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS!

“But Jake “the Snake” Roberts, let me ask you point blank:

“DID you or did you NOT use a king cobra to bite Sting, costing him the UWF world title to THIS man, last week live here on Wednesday night Collision?

Gary and Muta don’t like the question but Jake calms them and replies.

Jake: “Chris Cruise. Let me ask answer your question with a question of my own:

“Did you SEE a snake bite Sting?

Chris: “Well, no, but after the match, you climbed out from under the ring with a cobra . .

Jake: “But did you SEE the cobra bite Sting? YES OR NO!

Chris: “Well, no, but . .

Jake: “Than that, my man is all you need to know. Now, if you like, you don’t have to ask me . . . heh heh, oh, no Chris Cruise . . . .

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Chris: “NO! NO THAT’S OKAY, Jake Roberts . .

Jake: “OH NO, I INSIST!

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JAKE ROBERTS STOPS UNDOING THE BAG AS BILL WATTS COMES TO THE RING!

Bill takes a microphone!

Bill Watts: “Jake Roberts? You are right. There is absolutely NO video footage of a cobra biting Sting in the arm last week. And, frankly for me to ban you or fine you in any way JUST BECAUSE YOU HAPPENED TO BE UNDER THE RING, DURING THE MATCH, WITH A KING COBRA . . . . .would be purely circumstantial!

Jake smiles and laughs and points to the bag, gloating! Jake Roberts is going to get away with it!

Bill: “So, Jake Roberts, I can't ban you from the UWF.

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THE FANS LOVE IT! HART, MUTA AND JAKE DON’T!

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Jake: “YOU CANT DO THAT WATTS! YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME!

Bill: “I just did. I suggest you take whatever you have in that bag OUT OF MY ARENA, IMMEDIATELY!

Chris: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BILL WATTS HAS SPOKEN! STING VERSUS JAKE ROBERTS, LIVE NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION, AND JAKE ROBERTS IS BANNED FROM BRINGING SNAKES TO THE RING, FANS, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK LIVE FROM ST. LOUIS, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
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ATOMIC TITAN!

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TITAN SPORTS, INC. ATTACK THE FANTASTICS!


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Chris announces that as announced before, Hotter Than Hell will take place AUGUST 21 live from St. Louis, and that ALL the UWF title will be on the line!

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Chris: “Gentlemen, what was the meaning of that attack we just saw a few moment ago?

Atomic Titan: “Fantastics, at TripleMania, you stuck your nose in our business! We are demanding a match for next week in Houston, because we are gonna get our revenge!

Chris: “Fans, these gentlemen are referring to the Fantastics saving the Rick n Roll Express from Titan Sports Inc., I have a feeling that the answer from Tommy Rogers and Bobby Fulton will be a resounding YES! Back to you Jim and Bob!
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Chris: “Er . . . excuse me gentlemen, but this interview time was set aside for the World tag team Champions!

Luke: “OY! Ya mean FORMER World tag team champions when we get done with ‘em!

Butch:” That’s right Matey! Doc and Gordy, with all due respect, we challenged yas for those belts last week, what’s it gonna be? Are ya man enough?

Doc and Gordy laugh!

Terry: “Come on fellas, look you are a good tag team, but while you been out acting like rent-a-cops, or substitute teachers, me and Doc been breakin’ heads all over the world!

Doc: “Terry’s right, fellas, look, Luke and Butch, you guys are a great comedy team. You make me laugh each week. But tag team champions? On our level? NOT A CHANCE!

Butch: “Hey Luke, look at the big tough world tag team champions? They are YELLOW!

Luke: “That’s right, one thing I never thought these two blokes would be are yellow bellied, chicken livered, COWARDS! Afraid to take on a ‘comedy’ tag team? Come on cousin Butch, we don’t have time to waste with a pair of girlie men like these two!

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Terry: “Hold on there fellas. Girlie men, huh? Tell you what, boys. You want a beatin’, you got it. We ain't putting the belts on the line, but if you want a match, and want to PROVE to use you are worthy of these belts, we will rassle you next week in Houston live right here on Collision!

Doc: “That’s right, fellas, but be careful what you ask for . . . because next week, YOU Are gonna get it! WHEN we get done making you pay for you just said about us, YOU ARE GONNA NEED . . . . . . . . A DOCTOR!

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“ARRRRRRRR!

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STING V JAKE ROBERTS

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
GREAT MUTA V SCOTT STEINER

NON-TITLE MATCH
DOC AND GORDY V BUSHWACKERS

FANTASTICS V TITAN SPORTS, INC


Jim: “And fans, I have just been handed this note, next week, live right here on Collision:

BRIAN PILLMAN WILL WRESTLE AL SNOW!

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GIANT GONZALES VERSUS THE ONE MAN GANG!

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AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
THE STEINER BROTHERS V JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS + THE BARBARIAN

During the match, EDDIE GUERERRO AND LOVE MACHINE COME OUT TO DO COLOR COMMENTARY, WHICH DISTRACTS THE HELL OUT OF THE STEINERS!

Jim: “Gentlemen, what business do you have here?

Eddie: “Jim Ross, we are simply here to offer our expert commentary on this great match!

Love Machine: “That’s right Jim Ross, after all you are looking at the team that is SO good, the Steiners wont give them a rematch for the AAA world tag team titles! That makes us experts on the Steiners!

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Barbarian tries mightily, but falls victim to a Rick Steiner Steinerline then a Scotty Double Underhook Powerbomb for the win as the Steiners retain their AAA titles!

Sting and Jake have a staredown from a distance! Scott has a staredown with Muta!

Jim: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU CAN CUT THE TENSION HERE IN ST. LOUIS WITH A BUTTERKNIFE! STEINER VERSUS MUTA, STING VERSUS ROBERTS, AND WHOLE LOT MORE NEXT WEEK LIVE FROM HOUSTON!
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POST SHOW DARK MATCHES:

EDDIE GUERERRO + LOVE MACHINE DEF. ERIK WATTS + D. LO BROWN

BRIAN PILLMAN DEF. EDDIE GILBERT

ONE MAN GANG DEF. BUTCH REED

UWF TV TITLE
TITO SANTANA DCOR AL SNOW

UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
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El said:

UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE HOUSTON SUMMIT
June 29, 1994 8-10PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-11PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

BRAD ARMSTRONG + ERIK WATTS DEF. BLACK BART + PEZ WHATLEY

STAN HANSEN DEF. BUTCH REED






Jim Ross: “Wrestling fans thank you once again for joining us every Wednesday night THIS is UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE ON TNT, and fans we come to you LIVE from the Houston Summit with A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR EDITION!

Jim and Bob run down the entire lineup:

STING V JAKE ROBERTS

GREAT MUTA VS SCOTT STEINER FOR THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

DOC + GORDY V THE BUSHWACKERS, NON TITLE

BRIAN PILLMAN V AL SNOW

GIANT GONZALES V ONE MAN GANG

FANTASTICS V TITAN SPORTS, INC

HEAVENLY BODIES V MASA CHONO + KENSUKE SASAKE

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Jim: “This is quite a surprise Jim Cornette!

Jim: “Brother I have been down but not out for long! Under my guidance I am not only going to make Dr. Tom Pritchard and Gigolo Jimmy Del Rey the next UWF World tag team Champions, but will reach heights only dreamed of by the Midnite Express, and let me put it all on the line right now, I know my men have to prove themselves, they have to work their way up the ladder, well I am willing to do that and am calling out BOBBY FULTON AND TOMMY ROGERS, the Fantastics, if they survive the Titans, I challenge them to a match with my Heavenly Bodies and I say Gigolo Jimmy and Doctor Tom will KICK THEIR BUTT!

In the ring the Bodies work well and Jimmy finishes Sasuke off with a somersault body block in a BIG win on national TV for the Bodies!

Jim: “I am more impressed than ever with the Heavenly Bodies, Bob Caudle, now that they are under the tutelage of that man, James E. Cornette! Later on tonight, AL SNOW meets Brian Pillman, Chris Cruise is standing by with Five Star Al Snow right now!
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Slick: “If I said it one time, I will say it again, the ONLY true Giant of professional rassling is ONE MAN GANG, and tonight Giant Gonzales, One Man Gang is gonna prove it to you!

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GIANT GONZALES def ONE MAN GANG w/Slick in less than 3 minutes! Giant Gonzales taunts Slick, who is incandescent with rage!

Jim: “NOW who is the true Giant of professional wrestling? Let’s go back to Chris Cruise who is standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion!
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Gary Hart: “Scott Steiner you are such a talented wrestler, and a great tag team champion, so I ask why oh why would you take a match against this man, the Great Muta? This man has seen it all, and is a master of every fighting art. He will reverse the Frankensteiner, he will put the moonsault on you, all your moves are from Japan may I add so he will humiliate you in front of the entire world tonight here on Collision!

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Scott Steiner: “Great Muta? What I am about to do to you in just a few seconds is REVENGE for all the little Stingers out there, lets go Rick!

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UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
THE GREAT MUTA w/Gary Hart v SCOTT STEINER w/Rick Steiner

The match gets underway and its Great Muta bouncing off Scott Steiner like a pinball, with Scott countering with amazing mat skills! Scott scores near fall after near fall on Muta, will we see a world heavyweight champion crowned twice in three weeks on Collision?

Jim: “Fans, we have to take a break, camera will be rolling, if anything happens you will see it, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
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MUTA MISSES! SCOTT ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, AND SCOTT LANDS A STEINER LINE ON MUTA! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS GRASP! HE SETS MUTA UP FOR THE FRANKENSTEINER . . . .
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WAIT!

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EDDIE GUERERRO . . . . LOVE MACHINE:

LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ATTACK RICK STEINER!
LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ATTACK RICK STEINER!
LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ATTACK RICK STEINER!

RICK FIGHTS BACK, BUTS IT TWO ON ONE! SCOTT NAILS MUTA WITH THE FRANKENSTEINER, BUT SEES HIS BROTHER GETTING HIS ASS WAXED AT RINGSIDE, AND LETS GO, AND STEPS OUTSIDE THE RING, AND FIGHTS OFF LOS GRINGOS LOCOS!

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SCOTT AND RICK CHASE GRINGOS OFF, SCOTT ROLLS INTO THE RING:

10! THE REF ORDERs THE BELL RUNG, AND FANS, THE GREAT MUTA HAS RETAINED THE WORLD TITLE BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH AS GARY HART DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE RING, GRABS THE BELT, AND THEY COPPERFIELD! RICK AND SCOTT STOMPS AROUND THE RING, THEY CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

Jim: “FANS, LOS GRINGOS LOCOS HAVE COST SCOTT STEINER THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY FOR THAT ONE, now normally we would say sayonara at this point BUT WE HAVE ANOTHER HOUR TO GO!
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CONTROL CENTER with Chris Cruise!

Chris reminds the fans that Hotter than Hell emanates from the Kiel Auditorium in St. Louis Missouri with ALL the UWF title on the line! And next week, the FIRST MATCHES WILL BE ANNOUNCED, RIGHT HERE ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
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Loud, pulsating heavy metal music plays as a mysterious figure with long hair runs back and forth across the screen out of fog, and into darkness!
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We are back with Hour Two with Jim and Bob!

Jim: “Wrestling fans thank you so much for joining us for a second hour of this VERY SPECIAL EDITION OF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION, we still have FOUR major matches to go, how do we fit it all in one hour? You will see! Before we get to our next match, lets go to Chris Cruise who is standing by with BRIAN PILLMAN AND MISS TONI!
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BRIAN: “Al Snow, I heard your disgusting remark about this fair lady, Miss Toni, well I beat yu at TrripleMania, which means THERE IS NO SURPRISE YOU CAN POSSIBLY HAVE FOR ME! Al Snow, I am the better man, and trust you me, Toni knows that, and I will prove it for one final time later this hour on Collision!

Chris: “Lets go to the ring!

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THE FANTASTICS DEF. TITAN SPORTS, INC in 6:14!

Jim: “Tommy Rogers and Bobby Fulton make a major statement here tonight in Houston lets go right now to Chris Cruise who is standing by with . . JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS!
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Chris is with Jake, who keeps looking around for his sack with the snake it it!

Chris: “A great win by the Fantastics, and Jim I don’t mind telling you that I am personally looking forward to a showdown between that tag team and the Heavenly Bodies, managed by Jim Cornette. But later this hour, it’s the grudge match we have all been waiting for!

“Right now I am joined by Jake Roberts, and Jake the Snake, without any snakes at your side, as ordered by Bill Watts, does that put you at any sort of psychological disadvantage as you face Sting later tonight?

Jake glares at Chris: “ . . .you think its funny, don’t you? You think I am some sort of a clown, here to amuse you, don’t you Chris Cruise?

Chris: “No sir, I can assure you that is NOT the case!

Jake: “Sting, the fact is, the joke is on you my man. I have taken your title. Some say I almost took something even more important from you, know what I am sayin'? Well, tonight, here in Houston, Jake Roberts is going to take your SOUL! Hah ha hah . . . hah hah ha . . hahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chris: “FANS, BRIAN PILLMAN VERSUS AL SNOW IS NEXT!
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Jim: “We are back! Lets go to Gary Michael Capetta with a rematch from Triplemania, live right here on Collision!

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Gary: “Ladies and gentlemen, this match is schedule for one fall, introducing “FIVE STAR” AL SNOW!



Gary: “With Miss Toni . . . FLYIN BRIAN PILLMAN!

BRIAN PILLMAN w/Miss Toni V “FIVE STAR” AL SNOW

It’s a classic high flying classic as both athletes put out all the stops to thrill the fans, one near fall after another, one high impact on high impact maneuver after another, but Brian Pillman seems to have the advantage, WITH A COVER ON SNOW WHEN:
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SENSATIONAL SHERRI! SHE FLIES ON TOP OF PILLMAN'S BACK WITH AN AXE HANDLE, AND PILLMAN BREAKS THE COVER!

MISS TONI IS OUTRAGED, AND IMMEDIATELY FLIES INTO THE RING, AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING:
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CATFIGHT!
CATFIGHT!
CATFIGHT! ;D ;D ;D


TONI AND SHERRI ROLLS AROUND ON THE RING AS THE REF WAVES HIS HANDS, THIS WILL BE A DQ ON AL SNOW AS SNOW AND PILLMAN BOTH TRY AND PULL THEIR SQUEEZES OFF EACH OTHER, AND THE RING FILLS WITH OFFICIALS AND JOBBERS!

Jim: “CHAOS HAS BROKEN OUT HERE IN HOUSTON! SENSATIONAL SHERRI IS HERE IN THE UWF! CHRIS CRUISE, LETS GO TO YOU!


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Chris is outside a door with a star on it that says “Sting”.

Chris: “Jim and Bob, just to let you know, I have knocked on the dressing room door of Sting repeatedly tonight, to try get a few words with Sting before his match later tonight with Jake Roberts, and he has NOT responded, and I can only imagine that Sting is 110% focused on one thing: getting back at Jake Roberts for costing his him the UWF World heavyweight title two weeks ago! Fans, we will be right back with more Wednesday Night Collision after these messages!
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Chris Cruise is with GIVE STAR AL SNOW AND SENSATIONAL SHERRI, who is trying to fix her hair after the brawl with Toni!

Al: “BRIAN PILLMAN, I told you I had a big surprise for you, she is a woman after my very own heart, and unlike that SLUT Toni, a pure virgin, SHERRI!

Chris: “Again, Mr. Snow, PLEASE CURB YOUR LANGUAGE!

Sherri: “BRIAN PILLMAN! Miss Toni . . . . I always get what I want . . and what I want . . is what is best FOR FIVE STAR AL SNOW! And I will stop at NOTHING TO GET IT!

WITH THAT, SHERRI SUCKS FACE WITH AL SNOW, RIGHT ON CAMERA!

Chris: “UGH! GET A ROOM YOU TWO, JIM AND BOB, BACK TO YOU!
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Jim: “THAT was disgusting! But here they are COMING TO THE RING, LUKE AND BUTCH, THE LOVABLE BUSHWHACKERS, and Bob, I am not sure if they know just what they got into with Steve “Dr. Death ”Williams and Terry Gordy!

Bob: “This is a non title match, and should be interesting to say the least, Jim!
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Jim: “Oh-oh. Let the beatings begin.

HERE COME DR. DEATH AND BAM BAM! AND THEY DON’T LOOK THE LEAST BIT PLEASED WITH THE BUSHWHACKERS AFTER WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THEM LAST WEEK ON NATIONAL TV, AND ENTER THE RING, AND START DESTROYING POOR LUKE AND BUTCH!

NON-TITLE MATCH
“DR. DEATH” STEVE WILLIAMS + TERRY “BAM BAM” GORDY V THE BUSHWHACKERS

Doc and Gordy destroy the Bushwackers! Its almost a joke when, what is this coming down the ring?
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EDDIE GILBERT?

Eddie is carrying a long, narrow box over his shoulder, and GOES TO DOC AND BAM BAMS CORNER, AND CHEERS THEM ON! Do they really need Eddie Gilberts help at this point?

The distraction does seem to help out the Whackers, who double-team Doc as Gordy motions for Gilbert to get lost!

Finally, Doc breaks loose, and TAGS TO GORDY, meanwhile Gilbert pulls something out of that box:
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A FLAG POLE?

AND HITS GORDY ON THE BACK WITH IT! GORDY IS THE LEGAL MAN, AND THEN GILBERT:
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NAILS DOC WITH IT!

THE BUSHWHACKERS THEN LAY A BARRAGE OF KICKS, BOOTS AND STOMPS ON GORDY, AND AS DOC RECOVERS, LUKE PUTS BUTCH IN A HEADLOCK, AND THEY RAM DOC OFF THE APRON RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL, AND THEN LUKE’S SLAMS BUTCH ON TOP OF GORDY:

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THE BUSHWACKERS PIN DOC AND GORDY!
THE BUSHWACKERS PIN DOC AND GORDY!
THE BUSHWACKERS PIN DOC AND GORDY! [meh] [meh] [meh]

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THE FLAG OF NEW ZEALAND? AND WAVES IT AROUND THE RING!

Jim: “Fans, that is the same flag Luke and Butch waved around when they were the hated team of the New Zealand Sheepherders. . I don’t like the looks of what I am seeing right now . . . .

DOC AND GORDY RECOVER, BUT LUKE, BUTCH AND GILBERT OUT THE BOOTS TO THEM AGAIN AND HIT BOTH WITH THAT FLAG!

FANS, SURELY LUKE AND BUTCH WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS BUT THIS ALSO MEANS ONE MORE THING:

DOC AND GORDY MUST DEFEND THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE AGAINST:
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THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS?

Jim: “This is disgusting! Fans, when we return, it’s the main event: STING VERSUS JAKE ROBERTS!
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LUKE AND BUTCH, THE BUSHWHACKERS, AND EDDIE GILBERT WHO IS WAVING THE NEW ZEALAND FLAG join Chris!

Chris: “Luke, and Butch, what is the meaning of this, and what association do you have with THIS man, Eddie Gilbert?

Luke: “OY! YA LAFFIN NOW MATE? STEVE WILLIAMS, ARE WE A COMEDY ACT NOW?

Butch: “One correction, Chris Cruise, it aint no longer the Bushwackers . . we are the NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS . . . AND DR. DEATH, BAM BAM, WE BEAT YA ONCE, AND NOW WE ARE GONNA TAKE THOSE TITLES, AND AS FOR THE AMERICAN FANS: TO HELL WITH ‘EM ALL! WE ONLY DID THE COMEDY FOR MONEY YA SEE, AND YA STUPID YANKS BOUGHT INTO IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER! WELL, THE JOKE IS OVER, SEE?

Eddie: “THAT'S RIGHT, DOCTOR DEATH, BAM BAM! You both walked right into a TRAP! You thought you were facing a pair of clowns, but in fact now you two now have to DEFEND the UWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE against these men . . no longer the Pudwackers. . .BUT THE SHEEPHERDERS, and under my guidance, they will be CRAZIER THAN EVER!

LUKE AND BUTCH SALUTE THE FLAG THEN LET OUT AN: “ARRRRR!

EDDIE WAVE THE FLAG BEHIND LUKE AND BUTCH!

Chris: “THIS IS DESPICABLE! The lovable Luke and Butch, now back to being the bloodthirsty Sheepherders? Back to you Jim and Bob!
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Jim: “The New Zealand Sheepherders are BACK in the UWF and that certainly spells trouble for Doc and Gordy, fans, it is time for our main event, lets go to GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!

Gary: “Wrestling fans this is the main event on Collision, first:



“ . . . From Stone Mountain Georgia, JAKE "THE SNAKE” ROBERTS!

Jim: “JAKE THE SNAKE SANS HIS BAG OF TRICKS!

Gary: “And his opponent is:
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“STIIIIIING!

STING V JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS

Sting takes his jacket right off in the aisle, and sprints into the ring, where Jake meets him, stomping on his head, but Sting slowly recovers, and then no sells, and Jake begs for mercy but there will be none as Sting throws Jake the Snake to one end of the ring, then to the other:

STINGER SPLASH, AND DOWN GOES ROBERTS, WHO ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, BUT STING follows and GREETS HIM, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE GUARDRAIL, HERE COMES STING WITH ANOTHER SPLASH:

NO! JAKE THE SNAKE STEPS ASIDE, AND STING GOES NECK FIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL, AND TUMBLES OVER INTO THE SEATS! Jake Roberts, steps over and SMASHES A CHAIR OVER STINGS HEAD AS THE referee begs both men to bring it to the ring and avoid a 10-count! Jake throws Sting back into the ringside area, and steps over the guardrail, and rolls into the ring to break the 10 count, then takes the TV cable and chokes him with it!

The fans chant “LET’S GO STING!” as Jake Roberts has an evil grin, and picks up Stinger, and goes to post him: NO! STING REVERSES IT AND JAKE FLIES INTO THE RING POST, HITTING HIS LEFT ARM, AND STING, HOLDING HIS THROAT, GASPING FOR AIR, ROLLS INTO THE RING, THEN OUT, takes Jake and brings him back in!

Sting lets out a “OW!” for all the little Stingers out there, and puts the boots to Jake Roberts INJURED ARM!

Jim: “I’ve never seen Sting like this! This is a down and out good old-fashioned slobber knocker, ladies and gentlemen!

Sing throws Jake into the ring post, and goes another Stinger splash, but Jake steps aside, and down goes Sting:
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JAKE, BACK TURNED TO STING, SMIRKS AND POINTS TO HIS TEMPLE, BUT STING IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM, AND WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND, STING SMILES AND FLEXES! JAKE CANNOT BELIEVE IT, WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO BEAT STING!

POKE TO THE EYE THEN THROW A CLOTHESLINE! WELL PLACED AND STING IS STUNNED, AND JAKES GRABS STING’S ARM AND CLOTHESLINES HIM AGAIN, AND THEN JAKE MAKES THE DDT SIGNAL, AND TAUNTS THE CROWD! JAKES TRIES TO SHAKE OFF THAT LEFT ARM:

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DDT ON STING!
DDT ON STING!
DDT ON STING!

BUT WAIT! JAKE IS FLAILING AROUND THE RING, HOLDING HIS ARM! JAKE MAY HAVE HURT HIMSELF! STING SLOWLY pulls himself up as Jake grabs the ropes and pulls himself up for support, Jake sees Sting standing up and elbows him and down goes Sting, out of the ring again!

Jake rolls out of the ring, and is still shaking off that left arm, sees Sting, and LIFTS UP THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! THE BELL, PAPERS ALL GO FLYING!

Jim Ross: “Good lord this is getting out of hand! SUCH HATRED, ANIMOSITY BETWEEN THESE TWO COMPETITORS!

Jake takes it and CHARGES AT STING WITH IT, AND CONNECTS, AND STING IS BULLDOZED WITH THAT TABLE! Jake now has Sting . . . .
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Jim: “How can Jake Roberts go for a DDT again after hurting his arm?

Bob: “Jake Roberts is willing to take out Sting no matter what the cost!

JAKE SHAKES HIS INJURED ARMS AND GRABS STING . . . .

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SUPLEX ON THE ARENA FLOOR!
SUPLEX ON THE ARENA FLOOR!
SUPLEX ON THE ARENA FLOOR!


STING IS DOWN, JAKE ROBERTS IS DOWN! THE REF COUNTS, STING, now holding his back, ROLLS INTO THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT, steps out TAKES JAKE INTO THE RING, STING CATCHES HIS BREATH, THEN SIGNALS FOR:


THE SCORPION DEATH LOCK!

THE FANS GO NUTS AND STING CINCHES IT ON!

JAKE DOES NOT SUBMIT, BUT IS OUT COLD, AND TO PREVENT PERMANENT INJURY, THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!

STING HAS DEFEATED JAKE ROBERTS, AND THE BELL RINGS, BUT STING DOES NOT LET GO!

Finally, the referee counts, and Sting finally lets go, and stares down at Jake Roberts, who is rolling around the ring, totally out of it!

Jim: “STING HAS SENT A VERY, VERY LOUD AND CLEAR MESSAGE TO JAKE ROBERTS, AND THE GREAT MUTA AND GARY HART AND THE ENTIRE WRESTLING WORLD HERE TONIGHT IN HOUSTON! FANS, WE THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS SPECIAL 2 HOUR BROADCAST, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
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POST SHOW DARK MATCHES:

LOS GRINGOS LOCOS DQ OVER RICK STEINER & TITO SANTANA