UWF May 1994 - 5/18 & 5/25

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Promoters note: A big thanks to Big Raj for reviving the UWF here at Atomic Giants. His UWF shows blew me away, and I can't believe he is new to this, that's how good he is, and I hope he returns full time someday soon!

And now . . . . . . . . . . time to KICK KIMMEL'S ASS![devil] [devil] [devil] [devil]
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JUST KIDDING-----Good luck, old friend, looking forward to a good battle! [2cool]
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UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE NEW ORLEANS LAKEFRONT ARENA
MAY 18, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

WENDELL COOLEY DEF. BADSTREET

D LO BROWN DEF. LA PARKA



THE FIRST 36 SECONDS PLAY WITH UWF HIGHLIGHTS:

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Jim Ross: “WRESTLING FANS, we are LIVE FROM THE LAKEFRONT ARENA IN NEW ORLEANS, AS THE UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION IS BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER, and joining me once again for Season Two of Collision its BOB CAUDLE, Bob how are ya, old buddy?

Bob: “Its great to be here Jim!

Jim: “Ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for joining us here on TNT, we have a lot of surprises for you this evening, at this time lets take it over to CHRIS CRUISE who is standing by in the ring for a special interview!
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Chris: “Thank you Jim Ross and Bob Caudle, its great to be here in the UWF, and wrestling fans, before Collision went on hiatus, my next guest won a three way match to become the #1 contender for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship, HELD BY STING . . . . here he is with his manger, Gary Hart, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
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“THE GREAT MUTA!

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THE FANS BOO GARY HART AND MUTA OUT OF THE BUILDING!

Chris: “Gary Hart, you requested this interview time to open Season Two of Collision, what is on your mind sir?

Gary: “Chris Cruise what is on my mind is that a deal has been BROKEN, a promise UNKEMPT. On January 13, 1994, this man defeated Jake Roberts and Stan Hansen to become the #1 Contender for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship!

“But then, supposedly, wouldn’t you know it? UWF Collision WENT ON ‘HIATUS’! ISN’T THAT CONVENIENT!!!! The UWF doing ALL IT CAN to protect their popular world champion!

“Well, Sting, the excuses are over. UWF Collision is back, its LIVE, its on the AIR, AND MY MAN MUTA HAS WAITED MORE THAN LONG ENOUGH, WHEN IS OUR TITLE SHOT?

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COULD IT BE?

YES IT IS!

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION STING IS HERE LIVE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION STING IS HERE LIVE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION STING IS HERE LIVE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!
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STING ENTERS THE RING AS GARY HART CORNERS MUTA TO PROTECT HIS MAN! STING GETS ON 3 OF THE FOUR RING CORNERS AND ASKS FOR THE CROWDS APPROVAL AND THEY GIVE IT TO HIM LOUD AND CLEAR! HE WALKS OVER TO CHRIS CRUISE AS HART AND MUTA LOOK ON!

Chris: “Ladies and gentlemen . . . the world heavyweight champion:
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“STING!”

Sting: “Hey Chris Cruise, I have one question for all of these great New Orleans wrestling fans . . . . . . .


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“ARE THERE ANY STINGERS IN THE HOUSE?

The marks lap it up! Sting turns to Muta and Hart!
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Sting: “Gary Hart I have some BAD NEWS, and some GOOD news for you, pal.

“First the bad news: MUTA, when you and I step into the ring for this UWF World title belt, I'M GONNA BEAT YA!

“Now the good news.

“Gary Hart, Great Muta, you are right , you have waited LONG ENOUGH! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO have our title match like back in January or February or something who can remember at this point!

“But the wait is over, because Gary Hart, I am gonna wrestle and beat The Great Muta for this UWF World heavyweight Championship not in the next season of Wednesday night Collision . . . not at the next UWF pay per view . . . . not in three weeks . . . . .
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“BUT TONIGHT, LIVE RIGHT HERE ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION ON TNT !

"OWWWWWWWWWW!


WITH That Sting leaves the ring to his theme music, as Gary Hart protests!

Hart: “WAIT! THAT’S NOT ENOUGH NOTICE! WE NEED MORE TIME, CHRIS CRUISE!! DON’T MAKE ME DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO NOW!

Chris: “Gary Hart I have no idea what THAT means however may I suggest you had FIVE MONTHS to prepare for the title match versus Sting, Jim Ross back to you!
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Jim: “WRESTLING FANS, A BOMBSHELL HAS JUST BEEN DROPPED HERE ON THE UWF, THE LONG AWAITED STING VERSUS GREAT MUTA UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH WILL TAKE PLACE RIGHT HERE, THIS HOUR ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!

Bob: “Fans, if you have friends that might be watching ANYTHING ELSE but Wednesday Night Collision on TNT, CALL THEM, call them right now because THIS will be an hour of action they will NOT want to miss! But Jim, what did Gary Hart mean by “having to do what he has to do” knowing Gary Hart that can only mean one thing: trouble, if you ask me!

Jim: “I see Chris Canyon and Pez Whatley are in the ring, lets now go to Gary Michael Cappetta with our first match!

Canyon and Pez are in the ring when:


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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

THE STEINER BROTHERS ARE HERE IN THE UWF . . . . THE AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE STEINER BROTHERS, THAT IS!!!!!!!

AAA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE STEINER BROTHERS V. CHRIS CANYON + PEZ WHATLEY

The Steiners battle their foes as the TV cameras go backstage to:

JIM CORNETTE AND THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, BOBBY EATON AND STAN LANE! THEY ARE THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AND ARE WATCHING THE MATCH ON A TV IN THE LOCKER ROOM, AND ARE NOT HAPPY AS JIM CORNETTE IS PACING BACK AND FORTH, RANTING AND RAVING!!!!!
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Meanwhile back in the ring, Rick Steiner plants Canyon with a suplex, and then it’s a Scott Steiner Frankensteiner and a pin, and this match is over AS THE STEINER BROTHERS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO HAVE INVADED THE UWF WITH THE AAA BELTS!

Jim: “FANS, THE STEINER BROTHERS ARE HERE . .. STING VERSUS MUTA . . . . WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION? I AM ALMOST AFRAID TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK WE MIGHT MISS SOMETHING!
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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AL PEREZ IS IN THE RING WHEN:

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HACKSAW BUTCH REED IS HERE!

An old Mid-South favorite, Butch gets a nice ovation form the fans!

HACKSAW BUTCH REED DEF. AL PEREZ

Jim Ross: “Fans, as Hacksaw Butch Reed accepts the applause from this great New Orleans wrestling crowd, lets now take a close look a the loveable, always hilarious BUSHWHACKERS, LUKE AND BUTCH. Fans as you know UWF Wednesday Night Collision was in off season for a few months, and while waiting for Season Two to start, the Bushwhackers Butch and Luke found themselves moonlighting at a few jobs in the interim, so as we go to our next commercial break lets take a look right now!
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It’s a bar and a guff old bartender is wiping off the bar when Butch and Luke walk in and raise their forearms in the air and yell “ARRRRRRR!”

Bartender: “What the hell do YOU want?

Luke: “We’re lookin' for work, matey!!!!

Bartender: “Looking for work, eh? What do you two know about tending bar?

Butch: “Tending’ bar? We know every drink in the book! ARRRRR!

Bartender: “All right then, I need the night off anyway. HERE!

Bartender throws the towel!

“TIPS ONLY, and if you work out, maybe a salary!

Luke and Butch grab the towel, look at each other, and then raise their forearms: “ARRRRRRRRRRRR!”
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The next scene is a FULL BAR! As “Fight for Your Right to Party” plays in the jukebox, the patrons are eating up Luke and Butch, and throwing wads of cash at them for tips! Butch pours drinks while Luke juggles bottles! Another scene shows them licking the forehead of a patron! The next, we see Butch winking at a pretty barfly, until Luke pushes him out of the way and winks at her!

The next scene is of the crowded bar and Luke and Butch pour shot after shot, and Luke announces, “THIS ROUND IS ON THE HOUSE!

EVERYONE CHEERS----THEN FALLS SILENT when Luke AND BUTCH POUND DOWN EVERY SHOT, AND RAISE THEIR FOREARMS AND LET OUT AN “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”
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. . . . THE ENTIRE BAR CHEERS!!!!!

BUT THEN THE BAR FALLS SILENT AS THE door open and A BUNCH OF TOUGHS WALK IN, and surround a geeky little guy with his girlfriend!

Tough: “Hey PAL, you are sitting at MY table!

Nerd: “I’m sorry sir, they sat me here . .

Trough #2: “Hey, BUD, you talking back to my friend here?

A THIRD TOUGH PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CHAIR AS HIS GIRLFRIEND SCREAMS!

LUKE AND BUTCH COME OVER, AND WAYLAY THE TOUGHS AND WILD BAR FIGHT BREAKS OUT, AND THE FINAL SCENE IS OF ALL THE TOUGHS BEING THROWN OUT THE FRONT DOOR BY THE BUSHWHACKERS!

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The final scene is of the Bushwhackers walking out the front door chased by the owner of the bar!

Bartender: “$20,000 IN DAMAGE! ALL MY ALCOHOL GONE! AND LAWSUITS!!! You two are FIRED!

THE DOOR SLAMS! Luke and Butch look downtrodden, beaten men.
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Luke: “Bad luck, Mate!

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Butch: “Bad luck ME ARSE, mate, HE’S the one who took the piss!

With that, BUTCH PULLS OUT A STACK OF TIP MONEY!

Butch: “Drinks are on me, Mate!

They both raise their forearms, and yell ”ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Tim Horner and Brad Armstrong are in the ring for the next match when . . . .its.
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JAMES E. CORNETTE! HE GRABS THE MIKE FROM GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!

Corny: “Ladies and gentlemen of New Orleans, despite whatever illusions you might have seen from eating too much gumbo earlier this evening, meet the ONLY TWO REAL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT, THE SULTAN OF SWING, BEAUTIFUL BOBBY, AND THE DOCTOR OF DESIRE, SWEET STAN, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!

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NON-TITLE MATCH
THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS V TIM HORNER + BRAD ARMSTRONG

Before the match, Stan Lane takes the mike: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, when they say the saints are marching in, they are talking about SAINT JAMES E. CORNETTE!

As the match starts, Jim Cornette storms over to the announce booth, red faced and incandescent with rage:

Corny: “JIM ROSS, BOB CAUDLE, WHAT RIGHT, WHAT RIGHT ON GODS GREEN EARTH DO THESE STEINER BROTHER SHAVE COMING INTO THE UWF AND WAVING AROUND THOSE AAA BELTS? THE AAA WAS AN OUTLAW ORGANIZATION WITH NO AUTHORITY whatsoever, the AAA has bowed down to the auspices of the Universal Wrestling Federation, the Midnight Express are the only TRUE World Tag team Champions, the Steiner brothers are imposters, frauds, flim flam men, charlatans, con-artists, and I call upon BILL WATTS to come out here on nationwide television and offer an explanation for his IMPOTENCE in standing up to the Steiner Brothers, personally to me NEXT WEEK RIGHT HERE ON TNT WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!

In the ring Sweet Stan lands a super kick on Horner for the win in a tough match!

Jim: “Well, I'd offer more commentary but Jim Cornette once again left me speechless! Well, all I can in response is, unless someone takes those belts off the Steiners, I guess they can carry them wherever they want!

Bob: "That's right Jim, and that was one heck of a kick by Stan Lane, a main event in any arena in the world fans, and the Midnight Express prove why they are UWF World Tag Team Champions!

Jim: “Fans, Chris Cruise is backstage with special guests right now!
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Chris Cruise is backstage with DOCTOR DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS AND TERRY GORDY!

Chris: “Gentlemen, I know you have been waiting for a LONG time for a rematch with the Midnight Express!

Terry: “You know Jim Cornette been talking about them Steiners but they better be having eyes on the back of their heads because Doc and Gordy comin their way!

Doc: “MIDNIGHT EXPRESS HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, YOU HAVE A HOUSE CALL WITH THE DOCTOR AND THAT HOUSE CALL IS COMING SOON, AND WHEN DOC AND BAM BAM GET DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE 911!

Chris: “DOCTOR DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS AND TERRY GORDY MAKE THEIR PRESENCE KNOWN IN THE UWF!!!! JIM BACK TO YOU!

Jim: “Thank you Chris, and there is definitely a date with destiny in store with those gentlemen and the Midnight Express here on UWF Wednesday Night Collision, when we return, the WORLD Heavyweight championship don’t touch that dial, keep it right here on TNT, WHY WOULD YOU TUNE IN ANYWHERE ELSE?



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UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
STING V THE GREAT MUTA w/Gary Hart

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Jim Ross: “Well here he comes, fans this has been a match many many months in the making, and I just cannot believe it is gonna go down, here, live on TNT tonight from New Orleans!

Bob: “It’s been a heckuva night, Jim, and this is but the beginning of many, many more exciting Collisions to come, I am sure!




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Jim: “AND HERE IS THE MAN OF THE HOUR FANS, AND LISTEN TO THE REACTION OF THE CROWD, THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS HERE!

Gary Michael Cappetta: “The Champion is. . . . . STIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

The bell rings, and we are underway!Sting lets out a howl, and the fans react! Muta in a karate stance and throws several spinning kicks at Sting and karate poses, Sting moves in slowly and they lock up, and Sting throws Muta and lets out a howl!

Muta with a spinning kicks, but Sting gets out of the way in time, they locks up and Muta with Sting in a headlock, Sting to the turnbuckle and he pushes off to the mat, and Muta lets go but so agile he kips up and nails Sting with martial arts, and Sting goes down, holding his face and Muta with lightning kicks, punches and kicks on the Stinger, and fans the World heavyweight Champion is in big trouble here!

Muta sees Sting is dazed and confused and goes to the top ripe, and goes for a flying karate chop, NO! STING WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT! MUTA IS STUNNED, AND Sting gets behind Muta and nails the Pearl of the Orient with a belly to back body slam, and a pin combo 1-2-
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MUTA KICKS OUT, AND KIPS UP, AND THEN KICKS STING, AND A SCOOP SLAM FROM MUTA, Muta, like a Cobra, then throws Sting into the turnbuckle, and then:
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THE HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW ONTO STING! STING FALLS FACE FORWARD TO THE RING, AND HERE GOES MUTA TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BACK TO THE RING:
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MOONSAULT! STING ROLLS OVER, AND MUTA MISSES BUT IS ON HIS FEET AND THROWS A KARATE KICKS AT STINGS MUSH, BUT STING DUCKS!But Muta follows up with another kick, then an enzuigiri, and Sting falls out of the ring! WHAT ACTION HERE TONIGHT ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!

Sting stands up dazed outside the ring MUTA WITH A PLANCHA! Muta goes back into the ring and gives the cut throat sign, as Sting crawls his way up the apron, Muta over to Sting, STING KICKS MUTA IN THE GUT, THEN A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE ROPES, AND STING TO THE TOP! STING WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE, KNOCKS MUTA DOWN GOES FOR THE COVER, 1-2 . . . MUTA KICKS OUT, Sting picks Muta up, STANDING DROPKICK AND MUTA ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!

Sting catapaults himself over the top rope, lands on his feet, and batters Muta then throws him back into the ring! MUTA IS DAZED, HE IS CONFUSED, AND THE STINGER GOES BACK TO THE TOP ROPE TO EXECUTE THE DEATH BLOW AND RETAIN THE UWF TITLE HERE TONIGHT ON THE SEASON PREMIER OF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION WAIT, GARY HART IS ON THE RING APRON, YELLING AT AND DISTRACTING THE REFEREE WHEN WHAT is this?
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JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS!
JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS!
JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS!

ROBERTS PUSHES STING OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! THE REF DIDN'T SEE IT!!!! STING STUMBLES TO THE MAT, AND MUTA WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW ON STING, THE REF IS STILL DISTRACTED BY HART, AND IS LATE FOR THE COUNT: 1----2-----WE HAVE A NEW UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ON THE SEASON TWO PREMIER OF TNT WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION . . . . .
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STING KICKS OUT!
STING KICKS OUT!
STING KICKS OUT!
STING KICKS OUT!

MUTA STANDS STING UP, AND GOES FOR A STANDING SPIN KICK, STING DUCKS, AND CLOTHESLINE MUTA, THEN:
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STING PUTS MUTA IN THE SCORPION DEATH LOCK!
STING PUTS MUTA IN THE SCORPION DEATH LOCK!
STING PUTS MUTA IN THE SCORPION DEATH LOCK!


FANS, STING HAS THIS ONE IN THE BAG!
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NO!

JAKE ROBERTS CLOTHESLINES STING!!!!

THE WILL BE AN AUTOMATIC DQ as Sting and Muta put the boots to the UWF world Heavyweight champion! GARY HART IS IN THE RING AND DIRECTS TRAFFIC! MUTA PICKS UP STING AND HOLDS HIS ARMS BACK AS ROBERTS BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES TO DELIVER THE FINAL BLOW:
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NO! STING DUCKS, AND ROBERTS HITS MUTA! WHAT A MISCUE! ROBERTS HIT MUTA AND STING KICKS, PUNCHES AND DROPKICKS BOTH HEELS OUT OF THE RING AS GARY HART BAILS!


MUTA AND ROBERTS BOTH TRY TO GET INTO THE RING, BUT HERE COMES TITO SANTANA , WHO PROVIDES STING WITH BACKUP AS STINGS THEME SONG PLAYS!

Jim Ross: “IT MAY ONLY BE A MORAL VICTORY BUT IT WAS A HARD FOUGHT VICTORY BY STING, HE REMAINS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND FANS, YOU CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT EVIL PLANS AND SCHEMES LURK IN THE DARK MIND OF GARY HART AS IT RELATES TO THE SINISTER GREAT MUTA AND THE TRULY DIABOLICAL JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF TIME, FANS WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK RIGHT HERE ON TNT WEDNESDAY AT 9 PM FOR UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!








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POST TV DARK MATCHES:

ERIK WATTS DEF. JEFF FARMER

EDDIE GILBERT DEF. BRAD ARMSTRONG

HEAVENLY BODIES DEF. THE BUSHWHACKERS

BARBARIAN DEF. KENSUKE SASAKE

CASKET MATCH: VAMPIRO DEF. DISCO INFERNO

UWF TV TITLE: JAKE ROBERTS DQ OVER TITO SANTANA

STEVE WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. ONE MAN GANG + STAN HANSEN

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UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE SUMMIT, HOUSTON, TX
MAY 25, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

MASA CHONO DEF. JEFF FARMER

D LO BROWN + TIM HORNER DEF. LA PARKA + CHRIS CANYON



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Jim Ross: “UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION RETURNS and wrestling fans, you are watching the MAJOR LEAGUES of professional wrestling right here, no midget wrestling tonight, because Jake Roberts is here, Doc and Gordy are here, and the debut of The Barbarian! I’m Jim Ross and joining me is Bob Caudle, and now lets go right to the ring with Chris Cruise!

Chris: “WELCOME AMERICA TO HOUSTON TEXAS, YOU GOT YOUR TV TUNED TO THE RIGHT STATION, THIS IS WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE ON TNT, and at this time please allow me introduce the UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: JIM CORNETTE AND THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!!!
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Jim storms right to the ring and snags the microphone!

Jim: “I’ll take it from here, Sparky! BILL WATTS, GET OUT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!! I WANT BILL WATTS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!
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A Country Boy Can Survive

AND HERE HE IS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UWF, BILL WATTS!!!


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Jim: “Well, well, well, you didn’t have the GUTS to keep the Steiner Brothers from coming out here, and walking all over the good name of the UWF, and these titles by coming out here with those bogus Single-A straps, but I am glad you have the GUTS to come out here, Bill Watts, and give me and my men YOUR explanation as to what you are gonna DO ABOUT THE STEINERS! This isn’t the Cowboy Bill Watts I KNOW! This aint walkin’ tall!!! The OLD Cowboy Bill Watts would have----

BILL GRABS JIMS HAND AND MIKE! JIM FREEZES!

Bill: “Jim Cornette?
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“Why don’t you SHUT THE HELL UP for one second?

THE FANS APPLAUD! JIM IS FLUMMOXED!

Bill: “Jim Cornette, let me spell it out for you, and for you, I will speak VERRRRY SLOOWLY.

“Rick and Scott Steiner are signed to a CONTRACT with the UWF. In order to get a tag team of their star quality here, we allowed them to bring their belts. And unless someone BEATS them for those AAA belts, I suppose they can come out here, and bring them out: whenever they want.

Jim: “THAT’S BULL, THAT IS BULL PLAIN AND SIMPLE, BILL WATTS! WHAT NEXT? HOW ABOUT SWEET STAN HERE goes to Wal Mart, buys a leather belt, puts a tin can lid on it and calls himself World champion? I bet you’d do something about it then, Cowboy, because Sting is the UWF champion! But you wont stop the Steiners because you hate me, don’t you Bill Watts!

Bill: “Gee Jim, you are so likable, how could anyone hate you. And that’s a ridiculous analogy--- The Steiners are wearing title belts with history, legacy behind them. But let me tell you, Stan and Bobby what. If you have a problem with the Steiner Brothers bringing those belts on UWF TV, don’t get hot on me . . . .
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“ . . . . . TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT: YOURSELF!

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HERE THEY ARE! THE STEINER BROTHERS ARE HERE!

THEY GO UP ON EACH TURNBUCKLE, AND HOLD UP THEIR AAA WORLD TITLE BELTS, WHICH ONLY SERVES TO IRK JIM CORNETTE AND THE MIDNITE EXPRESS EVEN MORE!

Scotty leans into the mike now held by Chris Cruise: “Hey Jim Cornette, I agree with Bill Watts. If you want to take these belts off us, then BEAT US FOR THEM. As a matter of fact, me and Rick here challenge YOU to A TITLE VERSUS TITLE MATCH!

THE FANS EAT IT UP! JIM SHAKES HIS HEAD, NO!

Jim: “HA! Scott Steiner you must think I went to Michigan or something. That would be admitting that those paper belts are equal to the UWF World Tag Team titles, which they are NOT! If you want a crack at Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan, then you have to work your way up the ladder just like everyone else, Mac!

Scott: “That’s what I thought you would say, Jim Cornette, so here’s the deal. We are willing to put these belts on the LINE:
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" . . . . TONIGHT, HERE ON COLLISION----AGAINST YOUR TEAM----JUST THE AAA BELTS, and if you win them, then this issues is settled . . . NO MORE AAA BELTS! You can throw these title belts into the Gulf of Mexico if you want! You have nothing to lose---the UWF title belts WILL NOT BE ON THE LINE!
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“BUT . . . . . . if WE win . . . . like you said, WE WILL HAVE EARNED A SHOT AT THE UWF TAG TEAM TITLES:
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" . . . . . NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION!

THE FANS CHEER, BUT JIM DOESN’T LIKE THE DEAL!
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Rick: “HEY CORNETTE! LETS SWEETEN THE POT---WE WILL PUT OUR BELTS ON THE LINE AGAINST YOUR BELTS IF WE GET THAT EARN THAT MATCH NEXT WEEK!

STAN AND BOBBY HUDDLE WITH JIM, THEY SEEM TO HAVE A PLAN, AND FINALLY, JIM APPROACHES THE MIKE!
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Jim: “You two dumb-bells have a DEAL! AND RICK AND SCOTT STEINER, I WOULDN’T THROW THOSE BELTS AND POLLUTE THE GULF OF MEXICO WITH THEM---AFTER my men beat you tonight, WE WILL MELT THEM DOWN INTO A NECKLACE FOR MY MOMMA IN LOUISVILLE!

Chris: “FANS YOU JUST HEARD IT, THE AAA TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE, TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE ON UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION, THE STEINERS DEFEND THE TITLES AGAINST THE UWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! LETS TAKE IT OVER TO GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!
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ITS JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS WITH GARY HART!

JAKE ROBERTS w/Gary Hart def. WENDELL COOLEY with the DDT!
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The next shot is of a limo pulling up into the Summit parking garage, and out walks . .
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TONI ADAMS!!!!

Jim: “BRIAN PILLMAN IS HERE IN HOUSTON, READY TO OFFICIALLY SIGN HIS CONTRACT WITH THE UWF! FANS, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE, THIS IS WHERE ALL THE TOP STARS OF WRESTLING ARE COMING, TO THE UWF, NOWHERE ELSE, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
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Gary introduces BADSTREET AND PEZ WHATLEY IN THE RING WHEN:

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ITS DOC AND GORDY!

STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. BADSTREET + PISTOL PEZ WHATLEY

Jim Ross: “Those are two men who will be paying VERY CLOSE attention to tonight’s main event between The Steiners and the Midnight Express, Doc and Gordy are your winners!
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“Speaking of all the great tag teams here in the UWF, lets catch up once again with Luke and Butch, The Bushwackers, and see what else they have been up to to make ends meet during UWF’s hiatus this winter!
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Luke and Butch are walking down the street!

Luke: “Bloody ‘ell mate, we drank all the money away from our bar drinking gig, what are we gonna do now until UWF goes back on the air?

Butch: “Take a look across the street, son and tell me what yah see!

Luke and Butch look across the street and see:
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The next scene is of a cigar smoking sales manager reviewing the boys resumes! Luke and Butch are both wearing terrible looking multiple pattern suits and clip on ties!

Manager; “All right now, what do you two fellers know about selling cars?

Butch: “AYE, well, I drove me Mums car back in New Zealand to get her cigarettes and beer, mate!

Luke: “Look, Sunshine, don’t you worry, we can outsell any plaidcoat on the lot, see?

Manager: “HA HA HA you know what, I need a good laugh! YOU TWO ARE ON! Now remember our motto around here: “NO ONE WALKS!”

Luke and Butch: “NO ONE WALKS, RIGHT!


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Luke and Butch see a young hot shot in sunglasses, golf shirt with sweater wrapped around the neck. They approach him.

Luke: “A test drive, then?

Hotshot: “Hey pal, I could buy every car on this lot if I wanted to. Just give me your best price, OK?

Butch: “NO PRICES WITHOUT A DEMO, SONNY! Get in!

WITH THAT, BUTCH PUSHES THE MAN’S HEAD IN THE CAR, LUKE GRABS THE KEYS, AND THEY SPEED OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, WITH PEOPLE JUMPING TO AVOID THEM!


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The next scene is of the hotshot hopping out of the car, frightened to death, his hair sticking straight up: “I’LL BUY, I’LL BUY!!!!

Luke and Butch put their arms up: “ARRRRRR! as the manager looks on shaking his head in disbelief.
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The next scene shows the boys getting out of a car with an old lady.

Old lady: “I MUST say, that is the best sales experience I have had in YEARS!

Cut to them writing up a deal, when the Sales manager comes up to them, grabs the paperwork, and calls them to his office:

Sales manager: “You two idiots, cant you see that’s an old, senile lady that can be taken advantage of?

Luke: “Sorry, Boss, we are just tryin' to make a sale. NO ONE WALKS, right?

Manager: “Yeah I see that. That old bag can barely walk. You’re selling her the car with only $100 gross?
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" . . . . . . . THIS ISN'T A CHARITY, GENTLEMEN! Here, DOUBLE THE CAR PAYMENT, ADD RUST PROOFING, AND A 10-YEAR WARRANTY! That old coot will sign anything!

Luke and Butch look at each other, frowning, but follow orders and take the paperwork and leave.
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The next scene shows Luke and Butch, one after the other, hand signed deal after signed deal into the sales manager “in” box, and put their tallies up on the tote board. They look at each other, and raise their arms and yell AAAAAAAR! as the sames manager and the other salesmen look on resentfully.
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The next scene is of a young man and woman looking over a sports car. Luke and Butch approach them, and when they come back, once again the young man is enthusiastic, and wants to buy! They sign the paperwork, and LUKE AND BUTCH LICK THE MANS HEAD WHILE THE WIFE GIGGLES AFTER THE Deal IS MADE!
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The sales manager calls over one of the salesmen:

“There’s something I don’t trust about those two. I want you to tail them on their next demo.
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The boys take a couple into a car, and drive off the lot with them. The sales man tails them, BUT CANT KEEP UP AS THEY SPEED ALL OVER TOWN ALMOST KNOCKING OVER PEDESTRIANS AND CAUSING ACCIDENTS, AND THEN:

THEY AND THE COUPLE WALK INTO A BAR, AND THEN THE COUPLE WALKS OUT DRUNK, THEY SPEED BACK TO THE LOT, AND SIGN THE DEAL!

As Luke and Butch lick the heads of their latest sale, the sales manager storm over to them:

Manager: “I want to talk to you two . . .
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BUT WAIT! TWO BIG BIKER GUYS COME IN, AND THEY ARE WITH THE OLD LADY WHO GOT RIPPED OFF BY LUKE AND BUTCH’S SALES MANAGER!

Biker One: “THERE THEY ARE!

Biker Two: “Hey, there’s the two who ripped off our Mom!

WITH THAT THEY APPROACH LUKE AND BUTCH, AND THE NEXT SCENE IS OF LUKE AND BUTCH THROWING THE BIKERS THROW THE GLASS IN THE SHOWROOM, AND THEN BODY SLAMMING THEM INTO THE WINDSHIELDS OF TWO NEW CADILLACS!

THE SALES MANAGER IS RED FACED: “YOU TWO ARE . . . . . FIIIIIIIIRED!

Butch: “Hold on mate, WHERE’S OUR COMMISSION?

Manager: “Commission? COMMISSION? You two speed all over town with my cars . . . get customers drunk. . and make them overpay for their cars: AND YOU WANT A COMMISSION? YOU WILL GET NOTHING . . . and LIKE IT! Now get the HELL OFF OF MY LOT, YOU MORONS!

Butch: “OY! How is THAT fair? You said NO ONE WALKS!

Luke: “Mate, don’t worry bout it. See that Fleetwood over there? I was just about to demo it to that nice lady over there.

Butch: “You mean the Fleetwood . . . .
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" . . . . . that retails for $35,000?

Luke: “You got it and guess what?
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“I still got the keys for it!

LUKE SHAKES THE KEYS AND BUTCH SMILES, THEY HOP INTO THE CADDY AND FIRE IT UP----WHILE STILL IN THE SHOWROOM!

Manager: “No . . No . . .NO!

Butch: ‘We got yer commissions right here, Mate! WE AINT WALKIN', WE DRIVIN!

WITH THAT LUKE HITS THE GAS, AND THE CONVERTIBLE FLIES THROW A PLATE GLASS WINDOW, AND LUKE AND BUTCH SPEED OFF INTO THE STREET AS THE MANAGER RUNS AFTER THEM!
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ERIK WATTS is in the ring when GARY HART LEADS:
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. . . . . . THE BARBARIAN TO THE RING, THE BARBARIAN IS HERE IN THE UWF! The bell rings, and Gary Hart takes a spot at the announcers table!

THE BARBARIAN w/Gary Hart v ERIK WATTS

Gary Hart: “Meet my latest Insurance Policy, the Barbarian! And right now live on national television I am publicly challenging STING to a rematch with The Great Muta LIVE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!

Jim: “Now hold on, Gary Hart, Sting WON last weeks match . .

Gary: “He didn’t pin Muta . . . he didn’t make Muta submit . . .

Jim: “THAT’S BECAUSE JAKE ROBERTS RAN IN!

Gary: “Jim Ross your glaring bias towards the fan favorites is embarrassing, you can make all the excuses you want for Sting but the fact remains he DID NOT PIN MUTA, OR MAKE HIM SUBMIT AND MUTA DEMANDS A REMATCH!

Bob Caudle: “I will say one thing, it was one heck of a match last week, Gary, and I do think the fans would like to see Sting and Muta wrestle again, but we would need to know there will be a final conclusion!

In the ring, The Barbarian makes Erik Watts submit with a backbreaker for the win!

Jim: “The Barbarian is successful in his first match here on Collision, and now fans, lets take a look a wrestler who returned to the sport at Triplemania in Houston, and is now coming to the UWF, he is the mighty EIGHT FOOT TALL GIANT GONZALES!

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Jim: “Fans thanks for watching Wednesday Night Collision, each and every week bringing you the best wrestling action anywhere, lets now go to Gary Michael Cappetta with the Main Event!

Jim Cornette is standing in the ring!

Gary: “Wrestling fans, this match is for the AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, FIRST INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS!

Jim: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, as the REAL World tag team Champions, I think it is a disgrace that they have to come out first, but that will all be over with in a few minutes, THE SULTAN OF SWING, BEAUTIFUL BOBBY, AND THE DOCTOR OF DESIRE, SWEET STAN, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!
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Bob: “I do have to admit, Jim, it is kind of strange to see the UWF World Tag team champions come out first, but keep in mind this match is for the AAA BELTS ONLY, the UWF title belts NOT IN JEOPARDY during this match!

Sweet Stan: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the man that singlehandedly defended the Alamo, JAMES EEEEEE CORNETTE!



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HERE COME THE STEINERS, AND WE ARE READY TO GO WITH THIS WEEKS TV MAIN EVENT!

MAIN EVENT
AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
RICK + SCOTT STEINER V THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS w/Jim Cornette

The bell rings and we are underway! Rick is in first with Beautiful Bobby, and they lock up and Rick throws Bobby pillar to post, and then runs around the ring, barking and the fans follow suit! Bobby huddles in the corner, and Jim talks encouragement to him, and Eaton goes back with a rake to the eyes, kicks and stomps on Steiner, then tags to Sweet Stan, who enters the ring and measures up Rick for a SUPER KICK AS BOBBY HOLDS HIM BACK, NO, RICK PUSHES BOBBY INTO STAN, AND TAGS TO SCOTT WHO DROPKICKS BOTH, AND THE STEINERS RUN AROUND THE RING, RICK BARKING AS LOOK AT THIS:

AWWWWW, HOW CUTE THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS AND JIM CORNETTE ALL HUG OUTSIDE THE RING, DRAWING THE RIDICULE OF THE FANS!

The ref demands the action restart, and Cornette yells at the ref, then the fans, but finally, Sweet Stan gets in there with Scott, and gets close and uses martial arts to take down Scott, nicely done! Stan takes down Scott, then he and Bobby work over Scotty with frequent tags in and out, and work over Scott Steiner, and Rick reaches over for the HOT TAG!

After several hope spots, Rick finally gets tagged in, and cleans house!!!! RICK COVERS BOBBY: SWEET STAN WITH THE SUPER KICK, HERE COMES SCOTTY AND A FOUR WAY BRAWL BREAKS OUT, THE REFEREE HAS LOST COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH, FINALLY GETS ORDER, its Stan and Scott in there, Rick tags in, but the ref didn’t see it and Rick argues with the ref as Bobby is ordered to hold Scotty shoulders up, Cornette throws Stan the tennis racquet, and swings:
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NO! SCOTTY DUCKS AND STAN HITS BOB BY WITH THE TENNIS RACQUET, AND IS STUNNED, SCOTT TAKES STAN THROWS HIM AGAINST THE ROPES, OFF THE ROPES:

FRANKENSTEINER!

BOBBY AND JIM ARE ON THE FLOOR, JIM IS WATCHING OVER A HELPLESS BOBBY EATON, THE REF FLIES ACROSS THE RING TO MAKE THE COUNT:
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THREE!

THE STEINERS HAVE DEFEATED THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
THE STEINERS HAVE DEFEATED THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
THE STEINERS HAVE DEFEATED THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!


THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS JUMP INTO THE RING, AND JUMP ALL AROUND, THEY CANNOT BELIEVE IT AS THE STEINERS WALK BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOM GLAD-HANDING THE FANS, FANS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS NOW MUST FACE THE STEINER BROTHERS:

TITLE VERSUS TITLE . . . . . .

AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP VERSUS THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
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A MATCH TO DETERMINE THE UNDISPUTED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

AND IT ALL TAKES PLACE NEXT WEEK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION! GOOD NIGHT FROM HOUSTON!

POST TV DARK MATCHES:

BUTCH REED + BRAD ARMSTRONG DEF. EDDIE GILBERT + AL PEREZ

STAN HANSEN DEF. KENSUKE SASAKE

THE FANTASTICS DEF. THE HEAVENLY BODIUES

TV TITLE: ONE MAN GANG DEF. TITO SANTANA VIA CO

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: STING DREW GREAT MUTA, 60:00