IWA TV 6/14/85: MASCARAS V DORY FUNK JR
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INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Presents
IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING
6/14/85
Taped 6/2/85 Olympic Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA
Commentators: Larry Matysik and Frank Dusek
Ring Announcer is Don Coss
Refs are Sandy Barr, Shag Thomas, Luke Brown
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Larry: “FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, AND BROADCASTING ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS, IT’S THE LARGEST INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ORGANIZATION IN WRESTLING, THE IWA, and fans THIS is IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING, I’m Larry Matysik, and with me is Frank Dusek!
Frank: “One week until Night of Champions; let’s take a look at the full card as it stands right now:
I.W.A. NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
JUNE 21, 1985
8PM
MAIN EVENT
I.W.A. UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH
TERRY FUNK V MIL MASCARAS
I.W.A. WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
WINNER OF MATCHES BETWEEN
US STEEL + KLONDIKE MIKE V KHRUSHER BLACKWELL + NICKOLAI VOLKOFF
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PEDRO MORALES + IVAN PUTSKI V RICK STEINER + JESSE BARR
EIGHT MAN TOURNAMENT TO DETERMINE NEW I.W.A. AMERICA’S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND #1 CONTENDER TO WORLD TITLE
SIVA AFI . . . MR WRESTLING 2 . . . RONNIE GARVIN . . . KEN PATERA . . . SIR LESTER THORNTON . . . EDDIE GILBERT . . .DORY FUNK JR . . . .AND THE SHEIK!
PLUS: THE IN RING DEBUT OF AMERICAN STARSHIP!
Larry: “Next Saturday night the hottest ticket in town will be at the Olympic, now this week we will have the Russians take on Steel and Klondike, but Terry Funk is betting there will be no IWA title match next week because also this week MIL MASCARAS take on his brother Dory Funk Jr, and fans this week on the Wally George Hotseat: EDDIE GILBERT! Let’s go to the ring!
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KEN PATERA DEF. CUBAN ASSASSIN
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BREAK
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SIRIUS BY ALAN PARSON PROJECT PLAYS
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AMERICAN STARSHIP RUNNING UP AND DOWN MOUNTAINS IN THE DESERT, AND WORKING OUT WITH FREE WEIGHTS, THEN FLEXING! THE SCROLLS READS:
AMERICAN STARSHIP: DEBUTS AT A NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS JUNE 21!!!!
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I.W.A. WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP SEMI-FINAL MATCH
US STEEL + KLONDIKE MIKE V KHRUSCHER BLACKWELL + NICKOLAI VOLKOFF w/Eddie Creatchman
The fans are on their feet as it appears Steel and Klondike the blue-collar heroes are about the beat the Russians when there is a ref-bump, what is the meaning of THIS?
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BUDDY ROSE, DOUG SOMMERS AND RIPPER SAVAGE! THEY ENTER THE RING, AND ITS 6 ON 2 AS THEY PUMMEL US STEEL AND KLONDIKE MIKE, and then leave, the ref wakes up, sees Blackwell 747 Mike, and makes the cover:
1-2-3!!!! THIS IS A RIP-OFF FANS! US STEEL AND KLONDIKE BEAT BUDDY AND DOUG FAIR AND SQUARE LAST WEEK, AND THEY CAN’T TAKE IT! THE RUSSIANS ADVANCE TO NIGHT OF THE CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS, AND ADVANCING TO THE TAG TEAM TITLE FINALS: THE RUSSIANS, 9:10
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BREAK
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HOTSEAT WITH WALLY GEORGE
Wally: “Let me say something folks, what I just saw is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, hey Ripper Savage I know you and those punks, that FATSO Buddy Rose and that SISSY BOY Doug Sommers are in the building and can heat me, if you two got the guts, why don’t you clowns come on the Hotseat next week?
WAIT! HOT STUFF PLAYS, AND without an intro it’s Eddie Gilbert, Queenie Bee, Mean Mike, Rick Steiner and Jesse Barr! They are all smiles, laughing it up, and acting like they own the place!
Wally: “Hey GILBERT, I didn’t introduce you yet!
None of Eddie’s group sits down, Eddie just takes a mike and stays standing.
Eddie: “WEEEEEEEL WALLLLLY GEORGE, yooooou sir seemed so obsessed with Buddy Rose, Doug Somers, the Russians, US Steel and Klondike Mike, I was afraid for a second you forgot about what is REAAAAAAALLY important in the International Wrestling Association, Eddie Gilbert and the First Family of Wresting, right here!
Wally: “Hey pal . . .hey folks . . . listen . . there’s only ONE First Family that I know of . . . THE PRESIDENT AND MRS. REAGAN!
THE FANS EAT IT UP AND CHANT “WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
Eddie: “HOLD ON, hold on . . . Wally George when I get done taking over the IWA: YOU’LL BE BEGGING TO JOIN THIS FIRST FAMILY!
Wally: “AAAW come on, hey Eddie, why don’t you and your lady friend, relax, have a seat?
Eddie: “We CANT sit down, Wally George because THIS IS A GONNA BE A GREAT WEEK FOR THE FIRST FAMILY! Rick Steiner and Jesse Barr here are gonna beat Pedro Morales and Ivan Putski and send them into retirement next week on this very bat channel, and then go on to Night of Champions to beat the Russians for the IWA World Tag team belts! That verrry same night, YOURS truly will win the America’s title, and then go on to challenge Terry Funk for the World title! Think about it Wally George, you big phony patriot: me, holding the America’s belt, and these men beating your arch enemies The Russians! HAHAHA!
Wally: “That’s real cute Eddie Gilbert, considering the talent in next week’s tournament, I don’t think you’re gonna win the America’s title, and before you think about the Russians you have to beat Pedro Morales and Ivan Putski!!!! Fans, we are out of time for the Hot Seat, like I said . .
Eddie goes BLAH BLAH BLAH as Wally tries to close!
Wally: “ . . RIPPER SAVAGE YOU GOT THE GUTS, BRING YOUR GOONS OUT HERE NEXT WEEK, HEY GILBERT SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING, YOU AND YOUR FIRST FAMILY OF JERKS ARE OUTTA HERE!
HERE COMES SECURITY, AS GILBERT AND THE FIRST FAMILY LEAVE, JAW JAWJACKING WITH GEORGE AND THE FANS!
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Larry: “Fans, MIL MASCARAS and DORY FUNK JUNIOR wrestle in just a few moments, but before they come to the ring, let’s take a look at this video of one of the eight participants in next week’s America’s title tournament: THE SHEIK!!!!
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MIL MASCARAS V DORY DUNK JR
Starts off scientifically but Dory quickly take shortcuts and it is clear he is trying to deliberately injure the former IWA champ to keep him from challenging his brother next week! Mil has no choice but to fight fire with fire, and catches Dory with a flying body press for the pin at 11:23!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: MIL MASCARAS, 11:23
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IT’S TERRY FUNK! HE PUTS THE BOOTS TO MIL, AND A GROGGY DORY JOINS HIM! DORY EVENTUALLY HOLDS MIL BACK AS TERRY FUNK GRABS A CHAIR AND FLIES ACROSS THE RING:
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MIL DUCKS AND TERRY SLAPS HIS OWN BROTHER WITH THE CHAIR! MIL DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO TERRY FACE, AND COVERS HIM:
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THREE!!!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BUT THE FUNKS RETREAT TO RINGSIDE AS A JUBILANT MIL MASCARAS HOLDS HIS GROUND! FANS, CAN MIL MASCARAS REPEAT THIS FEAT NEXT WEEK AT THE OLYMPIC AND REGAIN HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FOR A SECOND TIME?
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Larry: “FANS, IT’S ON! TERRY FUNK WILL INDEED DEFEND THE UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE AGAINST MIL MASCARAS NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE OLYMPIC! Fans, next week will be the hourly countdown to NIGHT OF THE CHAMPIONS as we will find out who will face the Russians later next Saturday night: PEDRO MORALES AND IVAN PUTSKI or RICK STEINER AND JESSE BARR? AND . . .will Ripper Savage, Buddy Rose and Doug Sommers accept Wally Georges challenge to meet on the Hot Seat?
“Let’s go to the ring for our TV standby match.
TOM BRANDI V ALLEN RAY wrestles us out as we are out of time!
Presents
IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING
6/14/85
Taped 6/2/85 Olympic Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA
Commentators: Larry Matysik and Frank Dusek
Ring Announcer is Don Coss
Refs are Sandy Barr, Shag Thomas, Luke Brown
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Larry: “FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, AND BROADCASTING ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS, IT’S THE LARGEST INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ORGANIZATION IN WRESTLING, THE IWA, and fans THIS is IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING, I’m Larry Matysik, and with me is Frank Dusek!
Frank: “One week until Night of Champions; let’s take a look at the full card as it stands right now:
I.W.A. NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
JUNE 21, 1985
8PM
MAIN EVENT
I.W.A. UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH
TERRY FUNK V MIL MASCARAS
I.W.A. WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
WINNER OF MATCHES BETWEEN
US STEEL + KLONDIKE MIKE V KHRUSHER BLACKWELL + NICKOLAI VOLKOFF
&
PEDRO MORALES + IVAN PUTSKI V RICK STEINER + JESSE BARR
EIGHT MAN TOURNAMENT TO DETERMINE NEW I.W.A. AMERICA’S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND #1 CONTENDER TO WORLD TITLE
SIVA AFI . . . MR WRESTLING 2 . . . RONNIE GARVIN . . . KEN PATERA . . . SIR LESTER THORNTON . . . EDDIE GILBERT . . .DORY FUNK JR . . . .AND THE SHEIK!
PLUS: THE IN RING DEBUT OF AMERICAN STARSHIP!
Larry: “Next Saturday night the hottest ticket in town will be at the Olympic, now this week we will have the Russians take on Steel and Klondike, but Terry Funk is betting there will be no IWA title match next week because also this week MIL MASCARAS take on his brother Dory Funk Jr, and fans this week on the Wally George Hotseat: EDDIE GILBERT! Let’s go to the ring!
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KEN PATERA DEF. CUBAN ASSASSIN
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BREAK
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SIRIUS BY ALAN PARSON PROJECT PLAYS
. . . plays to highlights of
AMERICAN STARSHIP RUNNING UP AND DOWN MOUNTAINS IN THE DESERT, AND WORKING OUT WITH FREE WEIGHTS, THEN FLEXING! THE SCROLLS READS:
AMERICAN STARSHIP: DEBUTS AT A NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS JUNE 21!!!!
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.
.
I.W.A. WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP SEMI-FINAL MATCH
US STEEL + KLONDIKE MIKE V KHRUSCHER BLACKWELL + NICKOLAI VOLKOFF w/Eddie Creatchman
The fans are on their feet as it appears Steel and Klondike the blue-collar heroes are about the beat the Russians when there is a ref-bump, what is the meaning of THIS?
.
.
.
.
.
.
BUDDY ROSE, DOUG SOMMERS AND RIPPER SAVAGE! THEY ENTER THE RING, AND ITS 6 ON 2 AS THEY PUMMEL US STEEL AND KLONDIKE MIKE, and then leave, the ref wakes up, sees Blackwell 747 Mike, and makes the cover:
1-2-3!!!! THIS IS A RIP-OFF FANS! US STEEL AND KLONDIKE BEAT BUDDY AND DOUG FAIR AND SQUARE LAST WEEK, AND THEY CAN’T TAKE IT! THE RUSSIANS ADVANCE TO NIGHT OF THE CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS, AND ADVANCING TO THE TAG TEAM TITLE FINALS: THE RUSSIANS, 9:10
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BREAK
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HOTSEAT WITH WALLY GEORGE
Wally: “Let me say something folks, what I just saw is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, hey Ripper Savage I know you and those punks, that FATSO Buddy Rose and that SISSY BOY Doug Sommers are in the building and can heat me, if you two got the guts, why don’t you clowns come on the Hotseat next week?
WAIT! HOT STUFF PLAYS, AND without an intro it’s Eddie Gilbert, Queenie Bee, Mean Mike, Rick Steiner and Jesse Barr! They are all smiles, laughing it up, and acting like they own the place!
Wally: “Hey GILBERT, I didn’t introduce you yet!
None of Eddie’s group sits down, Eddie just takes a mike and stays standing.
Eddie: “WEEEEEEEL WALLLLLY GEORGE, yooooou sir seemed so obsessed with Buddy Rose, Doug Somers, the Russians, US Steel and Klondike Mike, I was afraid for a second you forgot about what is REAAAAAAALLY important in the International Wrestling Association, Eddie Gilbert and the First Family of Wresting, right here!
Wally: “Hey pal . . .hey folks . . . listen . . there’s only ONE First Family that I know of . . . THE PRESIDENT AND MRS. REAGAN!
THE FANS EAT IT UP AND CHANT “WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
Eddie: “HOLD ON, hold on . . . Wally George when I get done taking over the IWA: YOU’LL BE BEGGING TO JOIN THIS FIRST FAMILY!
Wally: “AAAW come on, hey Eddie, why don’t you and your lady friend, relax, have a seat?
Eddie: “We CANT sit down, Wally George because THIS IS A GONNA BE A GREAT WEEK FOR THE FIRST FAMILY! Rick Steiner and Jesse Barr here are gonna beat Pedro Morales and Ivan Putski and send them into retirement next week on this very bat channel, and then go on to Night of Champions to beat the Russians for the IWA World Tag team belts! That verrry same night, YOURS truly will win the America’s title, and then go on to challenge Terry Funk for the World title! Think about it Wally George, you big phony patriot: me, holding the America’s belt, and these men beating your arch enemies The Russians! HAHAHA!
Wally: “That’s real cute Eddie Gilbert, considering the talent in next week’s tournament, I don’t think you’re gonna win the America’s title, and before you think about the Russians you have to beat Pedro Morales and Ivan Putski!!!! Fans, we are out of time for the Hot Seat, like I said . .
Eddie goes BLAH BLAH BLAH as Wally tries to close!
Wally: “ . . RIPPER SAVAGE YOU GOT THE GUTS, BRING YOUR GOONS OUT HERE NEXT WEEK, HEY GILBERT SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING, YOU AND YOUR FIRST FAMILY OF JERKS ARE OUTTA HERE!
HERE COMES SECURITY, AS GILBERT AND THE FIRST FAMILY LEAVE, JAW JAWJACKING WITH GEORGE AND THE FANS!
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BREAK
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Larry: “Fans, MIL MASCARAS and DORY FUNK JUNIOR wrestle in just a few moments, but before they come to the ring, let’s take a look at this video of one of the eight participants in next week’s America’s title tournament: THE SHEIK!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MIL MASCARAS V DORY DUNK JR
Starts off scientifically but Dory quickly take shortcuts and it is clear he is trying to deliberately injure the former IWA champ to keep him from challenging his brother next week! Mil has no choice but to fight fire with fire, and catches Dory with a flying body press for the pin at 11:23!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: MIL MASCARAS, 11:23
WAIT!
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IT’S TERRY FUNK! HE PUTS THE BOOTS TO MIL, AND A GROGGY DORY JOINS HIM! DORY EVENTUALLY HOLDS MIL BACK AS TERRY FUNK GRABS A CHAIR AND FLIES ACROSS THE RING:
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MIL DUCKS AND TERRY SLAPS HIS OWN BROTHER WITH THE CHAIR! MIL DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO TERRY FACE, AND COVERS HIM:
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2
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THREE!!!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BUT THE FUNKS RETREAT TO RINGSIDE AS A JUBILANT MIL MASCARAS HOLDS HIS GROUND! FANS, CAN MIL MASCARAS REPEAT THIS FEAT NEXT WEEK AT THE OLYMPIC AND REGAIN HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FOR A SECOND TIME?
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BREAK
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Larry: “FANS, IT’S ON! TERRY FUNK WILL INDEED DEFEND THE UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE AGAINST MIL MASCARAS NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE OLYMPIC! Fans, next week will be the hourly countdown to NIGHT OF THE CHAMPIONS as we will find out who will face the Russians later next Saturday night: PEDRO MORALES AND IVAN PUTSKI or RICK STEINER AND JESSE BARR? AND . . .will Ripper Savage, Buddy Rose and Doug Sommers accept Wally Georges challenge to meet on the Hot Seat?
“Let’s go to the ring for our TV standby match.
TOM BRANDI V ALLEN RAY wrestles us out as we are out of time!
Working on it now.