I.W.A. All-Star '85 Wrestling: FUNK ON THE HOT SEAT!!!!
May 31, 2014 6:43:54 GMT
Post by topo on May 31, 2014 6:43:54 GMT
INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Presents
IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING
5/31/85
Taped 5/12/85 Olympic Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA
Commentators: Larry Matysik and Frank Dusek
Ring Announcer is Don Coss
Refs are Sandy Barr, Shag Thomas, Luke Brown
Larry: “FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, AND BROADCASTING ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS, IT’S THE LARGEST INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ORGANIZATION IN WRESTLING, THE IWA, and fans THIS is IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING, I’m Larry Matysik, and with me is one of the all-time greats, Frank Dusek! And Frank this week we all meet our new Undisputed World heavyweight Champion, as its TERRY FUNK on Wally George’s Wrestling Hot Seat!
Frank: “I can’t wait to hear what Mr. Funk has to say about being the new champion, but even more intriguing, is we need a #1 Contender, Larry.
Larry: “Ken Patera and Les Thornton have already thrown their hats in the ring, as well as one of the principles in our next match, let’s go to DON COSS for the annuncment!
TIGER CHUNG LEE, of Korea, is in the ring when:
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plays and ITS “HANDS OF STONE” RONNIE GARVIN!
RONNIE GARVIN DEF. TIGER CHUNG LEE, 7:11
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THE YOUNG STALLIONS, PAUL ROMA AND JOHNNY GUNN join Larry and Frank! Larry announces these young men will face NICKLOAI VOLKOFF AND KHRUSHER BLACKWELL, already in the ring with their manager EDDIE CREATCHMAN, in the third quarterfinal match for the IWA World tag team titles, momentarily!
Johnny: “We feel as confident as ever! We might be rookies, guys, but me and Paul we’ve been working hard, we’ve been training and who knows, anything can happen!
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Before the match, Nickolai Volkoff insists on taking the house mike and sings the Russian National Anthem!
That’s about the highlight of the match as
NICKOLAI VOLKOFF + KHRUSHER BLACKWELL w/Eddie Creatchman DEF. THE YOUNG STALLIONS, 4:01
Larry: “That was unfortunate. That said you can’t help but be infected by the enthusiasm of the Young Stallions! It’s now time for WALLY GEORGE’S WRESTLING HOT SEAT!
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Wally: “Welcome back to the Hot Seat! Let me tell Volkoff and that traitor turncoat Khruscher Khrushchev something: its one thing to take advantage of a pair of kids like we just saw, but trust me fellas, the competition is just going to get tougher here on out!
“Speaking of competition, there can only be ONE Number One, and my guest this week is the UNDISPUTED NUMBER ONE, please welcome the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, TERRY FUNK!
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IT’S TERRY FUNK, WEARING A THREE PIECE SUIT WITH A BOLO TIE, AND WHAT is this? He is followed by DORY FUNK JR, WEARING A COWBOY HAT AND COWPOKE DUDS!
Terry takes a seat as Dory stands behind him arms crossed!
Wally: “Well, Mr. Funk, I’d like to offer my congratulations but I have to ask, can you introduce us to your guest?
Terry: “Why Wally George, he is not the champions right now, but he is the GREATEST NWA world champion of ALL TIME, this is my brother DORY, and he is here to do the one thing I would do for him if he was in my shoes: WATCH MY BACK!
Wally: “All right, well, welcome to you too, Dory Funk! There you see the cameras panned on it gang, the IWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT, Terry Funk, how does it feel to be world champion once again?
Terry: “It feels just fine, Wally George, because all this time I knew I was the best, I knew I was #1, and it took a while to get back here. Its funny Mister Cameraman here panned on the belt though, because you see, it took a few weeks to get it cleaned off.
Wally: “It took a few weeks to get it cleaned off. . . . I don’t follow.
Terry: “Well, let’s face it. Mil Mascaras was the last champion, was he not? Well, the last I checked, Mil Mascaras . . . . . . . . is a no good, low down, greasy, filthy oily MEXICAN, and it took me weeks to get his disgusting oil and grease off my new belt!
Wally: “WHOOOA, HOLD IT THERE, BUSTER, now look Terry Funk, I’m trying to show you respect as champion, but we have a lot of Mexican viewers.
Terry: “Is that so? Good! Then pan the camera on me so I can address all them simple-minded partners! Not only did I whoop THAT NO GOOD, OILY MEXICAN FOR THIS BELT (stands up) but Wally George I will whoop any dirty, rotten, fence jumping Mexican or any other rassler who wants a piece of me for this belt!
Wally stands up! “HEY PAL, your aren’t gonna come on MY SHOW and talk about the Mexican people like that! One more remark about the Mexican people and YOUR OUTTA HERE, CHAMPION OR NOT, PAL!
Terry: "WHOOOOA, WHOOOA, WHOOOA, there Mr. George. I didnt come out here to insult the Mexican community. I came out here to also insult all these smog eating, tree hugging, sandal wearing CALIFORNIA HIPPIE WEIRDOS!
I cant beleive I have to leave my beautiful ranch in Texas to wrestle in front of all these JERKS, and Wally George, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST JERK OF THEM ALL!
WALLY STOMPS OVER TO TERRY BUT DORY FUNK JUNIOR GETS IN FRONT OF HIM AND OUT COME THE SECURITY GUARDS!
"WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
The guards seperate the Funks from Wally, and everyone sits down again.
Wally: "Hey Terry Funk, maybe this is an opportunity for yo uto apologize for what you just said about Mexicans and the people of California.
Terry: "You are right, Wally George. Maybe I should say I am sorry.
Wally: "Thats more like it, go ahead, Terry.
Terry: "I am sorry. . . . . .sorry that AN EARTHQUAKE HASNT SUNK THIS STINKIN LOUSY STATE INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN! SORRY THAT CHARLIE MANSON DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO WIPE OUT MORE OF THESE IDIOTS AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! SORRY THAT THERE ISNT A WILDFIRE THAT WILL BURN DOWN THIS HELLHOLE OF A CITY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Wally: “Hey folks, this guy aren’t a world champion, he’s a CREEP! WE ARE OUTTA HERE!!!! OUTTA HERE, YOU SICK LUNATIC!
WALLYS GUARDS COME BACK OUT BUT The Funks already storm off the set after a few words with Wally, and jaw jack with the fans, with Terry pointing to his belt as we go out!!!!!
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KEN PATERA def. THE TURK
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Larry: "Fans, Ripper Savage has somehow talked himself into a interviewer gig with All-Star '85 Wrestling, lets go to him right now.
Volkoff and Khrusher Blackwell are joined by EDDIE CREATCHMAN and RIPPER SAVAGE!
Ripper: “A TREMENDOUS victory by these gentlemen, and I predict great success throughout this title tournament!
Eddie Creatchman: “ARARARARARRRRR, Ripper Savage, you are a very wise and smart man! The Young Stallions are the best that America can offer, and we defeated them! Now, I understand next week your men Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Somers will wrestle Klondike Mike and US Steel for the right to face my men. I have the most respect for Playboy and Doug Somers, and from what I hear Klondike Mike and US Steel weigh a combined 600 pounds but look at my men. SEVEN HUNDRED pounds of Soviet superiority, and under my guidance I predict that Nickolai Volkoff and Khrusher Blackwell will DOMINATE wrestling, the IWA just as the honorable Soviet Union will dominate the world! ARARARARARRRRRRR!
Ripper Savage: “Mr. Creatchman, dont worry about those two oversized goofs Klondike Mike and US Steel, we'll take care of them for you, then in 2 weeks you'll face MY men, Playboy Buddy and Doug The Stud, and may the best team win! We will be right back after this!
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IWA PRESIDENT DUTCH SAVAGE joins Larry and Frank with a new announcement! He announces that the #1 Contender to Terry Funk’s Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship will be determined . . . . AT A NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, JUNE 22 AT THE OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM . . . . . in a ONE NIGHT, SINGLE ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT TO CROWN A NEW IWA AMERICA’S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Dutch: “This is a legendary title belt held by the likes of Fred Blassie, Jon Tolos, Killer Kowalski, Ernie Ladd, Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper, Chavo Guererro, and as a matter of fact, the only two men to hold the IWA title, Mil Mascaras and Terry Funk! In just a few weeks, one of the world’s top 8 wrestlers will get an opportunity to win this prestigious title belt, and get a chance at the IWA Undisputed World Heavyweight title belt held by Terry Funk! Those 8 names will be announced NEXT WEEK RIGHT HERE ON IWA ALL-STAR 85 WRESTLING!
Larry: “Thank you Mr. Savage and lets to go to Don Coss who will announce the participants in the next match, one of whom I am predicting will be one of the 8 and this match may help me make some tough decisions!
Dutch: “If you gentlemen don’t mind, BOTH wrestlers we are about to see next are top contenders, and Id like to stay here and watch and commentate as well.
Frank: "You are the boss, Mr. Dutch Savage!
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Don Coss announces Brad Rheinghans, and then Les Thornton. Thornton berates Coss!
Coss: “My apologies, ladies and gentlemen . . . . . . . SIR LESTER THORNTON!
SIR LESTER THORNTON DEF. BRAD RHEINGHANS, 11:10
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KLONDIKE MIKE AND U.S. STEEL JOIN LARRY AND FRANK! Mike wears a big cowboy hat, USA Steel a hardhat.
Klondike Mike: “You know, unlike Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Somers, we aren’t here to pick up and insult girls. Me and US Steel here for one reason and one reason only: to kick butt and win them IWA World Tag team titles! My advice to Mr. Ripper Savage is this: get your men focused on the ring, because is they aren’t careful, we are gonna tear ‘em apart next week and make it to the semifinals !
Larry: “These two HUGE men, US Steel and Klondike Mike, take on Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug “The Stud” Somers in our final quarertfinal match next week on All-Star ’85 Wrestling. Also, another edition of THE HOT SEAT! That and who will be the 8 men who will compete for the Americas title in Los Angeles June 21? Lets go to the ring!
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SIVA AFI + MR. WRESTLING II regain some pride after last week’s loss with a WIN OVER TONY HERNANDEZ + THE ROMANIAN MADMAN, 4:44!
Larry: “We are out of time! See you next week!
Presents
IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING
5/31/85
Taped 5/12/85 Olympic Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA
Commentators: Larry Matysik and Frank Dusek
Ring Announcer is Don Coss
Refs are Sandy Barr, Shag Thomas, Luke Brown
Larry: “FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, AND BROADCASTING ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS, IT’S THE LARGEST INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ORGANIZATION IN WRESTLING, THE IWA, and fans THIS is IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING, I’m Larry Matysik, and with me is one of the all-time greats, Frank Dusek! And Frank this week we all meet our new Undisputed World heavyweight Champion, as its TERRY FUNK on Wally George’s Wrestling Hot Seat!
Frank: “I can’t wait to hear what Mr. Funk has to say about being the new champion, but even more intriguing, is we need a #1 Contender, Larry.
Larry: “Ken Patera and Les Thornton have already thrown their hats in the ring, as well as one of the principles in our next match, let’s go to DON COSS for the annuncment!
TIGER CHUNG LEE, of Korea, is in the ring when:
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plays and ITS “HANDS OF STONE” RONNIE GARVIN!
RONNIE GARVIN DEF. TIGER CHUNG LEE, 7:11
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BREAK
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THE YOUNG STALLIONS, PAUL ROMA AND JOHNNY GUNN join Larry and Frank! Larry announces these young men will face NICKLOAI VOLKOFF AND KHRUSHER BLACKWELL, already in the ring with their manager EDDIE CREATCHMAN, in the third quarterfinal match for the IWA World tag team titles, momentarily!
Johnny: “We feel as confident as ever! We might be rookies, guys, but me and Paul we’ve been working hard, we’ve been training and who knows, anything can happen!
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Before the match, Nickolai Volkoff insists on taking the house mike and sings the Russian National Anthem!
That’s about the highlight of the match as
NICKOLAI VOLKOFF + KHRUSHER BLACKWELL w/Eddie Creatchman DEF. THE YOUNG STALLIONS, 4:01
Larry: “That was unfortunate. That said you can’t help but be infected by the enthusiasm of the Young Stallions! It’s now time for WALLY GEORGE’S WRESTLING HOT SEAT!
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Wally: “Welcome back to the Hot Seat! Let me tell Volkoff and that traitor turncoat Khruscher Khrushchev something: its one thing to take advantage of a pair of kids like we just saw, but trust me fellas, the competition is just going to get tougher here on out!
“Speaking of competition, there can only be ONE Number One, and my guest this week is the UNDISPUTED NUMBER ONE, please welcome the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, TERRY FUNK!
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IT’S TERRY FUNK, WEARING A THREE PIECE SUIT WITH A BOLO TIE, AND WHAT is this? He is followed by DORY FUNK JR, WEARING A COWBOY HAT AND COWPOKE DUDS!
Terry takes a seat as Dory stands behind him arms crossed!
Wally: “Well, Mr. Funk, I’d like to offer my congratulations but I have to ask, can you introduce us to your guest?
Terry: “Why Wally George, he is not the champions right now, but he is the GREATEST NWA world champion of ALL TIME, this is my brother DORY, and he is here to do the one thing I would do for him if he was in my shoes: WATCH MY BACK!
Wally: “All right, well, welcome to you too, Dory Funk! There you see the cameras panned on it gang, the IWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT, Terry Funk, how does it feel to be world champion once again?
Terry: “It feels just fine, Wally George, because all this time I knew I was the best, I knew I was #1, and it took a while to get back here. Its funny Mister Cameraman here panned on the belt though, because you see, it took a few weeks to get it cleaned off.
Wally: “It took a few weeks to get it cleaned off. . . . I don’t follow.
Terry: “Well, let’s face it. Mil Mascaras was the last champion, was he not? Well, the last I checked, Mil Mascaras . . . . . . . . is a no good, low down, greasy, filthy oily MEXICAN, and it took me weeks to get his disgusting oil and grease off my new belt!
Wally: “WHOOOA, HOLD IT THERE, BUSTER, now look Terry Funk, I’m trying to show you respect as champion, but we have a lot of Mexican viewers.
Terry: “Is that so? Good! Then pan the camera on me so I can address all them simple-minded partners! Not only did I whoop THAT NO GOOD, OILY MEXICAN FOR THIS BELT (stands up) but Wally George I will whoop any dirty, rotten, fence jumping Mexican or any other rassler who wants a piece of me for this belt!
Wally stands up! “HEY PAL, your aren’t gonna come on MY SHOW and talk about the Mexican people like that! One more remark about the Mexican people and YOUR OUTTA HERE, CHAMPION OR NOT, PAL!
Terry: "WHOOOOA, WHOOOA, WHOOOA, there Mr. George. I didnt come out here to insult the Mexican community. I came out here to also insult all these smog eating, tree hugging, sandal wearing CALIFORNIA HIPPIE WEIRDOS!
I cant beleive I have to leave my beautiful ranch in Texas to wrestle in front of all these JERKS, and Wally George, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST JERK OF THEM ALL!
WALLY STOMPS OVER TO TERRY BUT DORY FUNK JUNIOR GETS IN FRONT OF HIM AND OUT COME THE SECURITY GUARDS!
"WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
The guards seperate the Funks from Wally, and everyone sits down again.
Wally: "Hey Terry Funk, maybe this is an opportunity for yo uto apologize for what you just said about Mexicans and the people of California.
Terry: "You are right, Wally George. Maybe I should say I am sorry.
Wally: "Thats more like it, go ahead, Terry.
Terry: "I am sorry. . . . . .sorry that AN EARTHQUAKE HASNT SUNK THIS STINKIN LOUSY STATE INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN! SORRY THAT CHARLIE MANSON DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO WIPE OUT MORE OF THESE IDIOTS AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! SORRY THAT THERE ISNT A WILDFIRE THAT WILL BURN DOWN THIS HELLHOLE OF A CITY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Wally: “Hey folks, this guy aren’t a world champion, he’s a CREEP! WE ARE OUTTA HERE!!!! OUTTA HERE, YOU SICK LUNATIC!
WALLYS GUARDS COME BACK OUT BUT The Funks already storm off the set after a few words with Wally, and jaw jack with the fans, with Terry pointing to his belt as we go out!!!!!
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BREAK
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KEN PATERA def. THE TURK
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Larry: "Fans, Ripper Savage has somehow talked himself into a interviewer gig with All-Star '85 Wrestling, lets go to him right now.
Volkoff and Khrusher Blackwell are joined by EDDIE CREATCHMAN and RIPPER SAVAGE!
Ripper: “A TREMENDOUS victory by these gentlemen, and I predict great success throughout this title tournament!
Eddie Creatchman: “ARARARARARRRRR, Ripper Savage, you are a very wise and smart man! The Young Stallions are the best that America can offer, and we defeated them! Now, I understand next week your men Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Somers will wrestle Klondike Mike and US Steel for the right to face my men. I have the most respect for Playboy and Doug Somers, and from what I hear Klondike Mike and US Steel weigh a combined 600 pounds but look at my men. SEVEN HUNDRED pounds of Soviet superiority, and under my guidance I predict that Nickolai Volkoff and Khrusher Blackwell will DOMINATE wrestling, the IWA just as the honorable Soviet Union will dominate the world! ARARARARARRRRRRR!
Ripper Savage: “Mr. Creatchman, dont worry about those two oversized goofs Klondike Mike and US Steel, we'll take care of them for you, then in 2 weeks you'll face MY men, Playboy Buddy and Doug The Stud, and may the best team win! We will be right back after this!
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BREAK
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IWA PRESIDENT DUTCH SAVAGE joins Larry and Frank with a new announcement! He announces that the #1 Contender to Terry Funk’s Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship will be determined . . . . AT A NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, JUNE 22 AT THE OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM . . . . . in a ONE NIGHT, SINGLE ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT TO CROWN A NEW IWA AMERICA’S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Dutch: “This is a legendary title belt held by the likes of Fred Blassie, Jon Tolos, Killer Kowalski, Ernie Ladd, Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper, Chavo Guererro, and as a matter of fact, the only two men to hold the IWA title, Mil Mascaras and Terry Funk! In just a few weeks, one of the world’s top 8 wrestlers will get an opportunity to win this prestigious title belt, and get a chance at the IWA Undisputed World Heavyweight title belt held by Terry Funk! Those 8 names will be announced NEXT WEEK RIGHT HERE ON IWA ALL-STAR 85 WRESTLING!
Larry: “Thank you Mr. Savage and lets to go to Don Coss who will announce the participants in the next match, one of whom I am predicting will be one of the 8 and this match may help me make some tough decisions!
Dutch: “If you gentlemen don’t mind, BOTH wrestlers we are about to see next are top contenders, and Id like to stay here and watch and commentate as well.
Frank: "You are the boss, Mr. Dutch Savage!
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Don Coss announces Brad Rheinghans, and then Les Thornton. Thornton berates Coss!
Coss: “My apologies, ladies and gentlemen . . . . . . . SIR LESTER THORNTON!
SIR LESTER THORNTON DEF. BRAD RHEINGHANS, 11:10
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BREAK
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KLONDIKE MIKE AND U.S. STEEL JOIN LARRY AND FRANK! Mike wears a big cowboy hat, USA Steel a hardhat.
Klondike Mike: “You know, unlike Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Somers, we aren’t here to pick up and insult girls. Me and US Steel here for one reason and one reason only: to kick butt and win them IWA World Tag team titles! My advice to Mr. Ripper Savage is this: get your men focused on the ring, because is they aren’t careful, we are gonna tear ‘em apart next week and make it to the semifinals !
Larry: “These two HUGE men, US Steel and Klondike Mike, take on Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug “The Stud” Somers in our final quarertfinal match next week on All-Star ’85 Wrestling. Also, another edition of THE HOT SEAT! That and who will be the 8 men who will compete for the Americas title in Los Angeles June 21? Lets go to the ring!
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SIVA AFI + MR. WRESTLING II regain some pride after last week’s loss with a WIN OVER TONY HERNANDEZ + THE ROMANIAN MADMAN, 4:44!
Larry: “We are out of time! See you next week!
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