I.W.A. "All-Star '85 Wrestling" 5/24/85: A NEW WORLD CHAMP!!
May 24, 2014 5:31:13 GMT
Post by topo on May 24, 2014 5:31:13 GMT
INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Presents
IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING
5/24/85
Taped 5/12/85 Olympic Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA
Commentators: Larry Matysik and Frank Dusek
Ring Announcer is Don Coss
Refs are Sandy Barr, Shag Thomas, Luke Brown
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Larry: “FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, AND BROADCASTING ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS, IT’S THE LARGEST INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ORGANIZATION IN WRESTLING, THE IWA, and fans THIS is IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING, I’m Larry Matysik, and with me is Frank Dusek! And Frank, the news is in: we do indeed have a NEW Undisputed World heavyweight Champion and joining us in this hour with that announcement will be IWA President Dutch Savage!
Frank: “Wrestling fans call your friends all your neighbors, call your family: mums the word for me because the IWA President Dutch Savage must make the official announcement, but all I can say is when you find out who the new World heavyweight Champion is, you will NOT believe your ears!
Larry: “Speaking of world championships, the second quarterfinal match for the world tag team championship takes place today when PEDRO MORALES AND IVAN PUTSKI wrestle SIVA AFI AND MR. WRESTLING 2! That, Ken Patera, an interview with Ronnie Garvin, and the debut of WALLY GEORGE’S WRESTLING HOT SEAT! THIS IS AN HOUR YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS! Let’s join Don Coss for the announcement of the principles of the first match.
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DENNY BROWN is in the ring when over the PA it's:
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EDDIE GILBERT w/his mystery girlfriend V DENNY BROWN
During the match it is revealed that Gilbert’s female companion is “Queenie Bee”. Queenie Bee cheers on her man, who wins a tough match with no outside interferences at 7:15.
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US OLYMPIAN STRONGMAN KEN PATERA joins Larry and Frank!
Ken: “It’s great to be here in California, and I am as anxious as all these great fans to find out who the new World Champion is. Well, let me tell ya somethin’, WHOEVER that might be: KEN PATERA IS HERE IN THE IWA, I just bought a condo on Muscle Beach, I'm working out twice as hard every day, Ken Patera is in the best shape of his life and ready to do work his way up the ladder, to beat whoever he needs to beat, to get a chance to win the one title I’ve NEVER won: THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
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The Romanian Madman is in the ring when over the PA its:
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KEN PATERA HEADS TO THE RING!
KEN PATERA DEF. THE ROMANIAN MADMAN
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Larry: “Fans he is the star of talk television here in California, let's now go to WALLY GEORGE’S WRESTLING HOT SEAT!
PROMOTER’S NOTE: IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH GREAT, AND HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL WALLY GEORGE, THIS SHOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE:
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Wally: “WELCOME AMERICA to the WRESTLING HOT SEAT! You know, I couldn’t think of two bigger JERKS to have on the first edition of the Hot Seat than my guests at this time, no make that THREE jerks, because they are lead by the slimeball manager, EDDIE CREATCHMAN. . . . . KHRUSHER BLACKWELL . . . and his tag team partner, from THE SOVIET UNION?
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"NICKOLAI VOLKOFF!!!!!!!
CREATCHMAN, SMOKING A BIG GIANT CIGAR, leads his charges to the Hot Seat set, showered in boos! Volkoff carries the Soviet hammer and sickle flag! They take their seats!
Wally: “Hey CREATCHMAN, there’s NO SMOKING ON THE HOT SEAT!
Creatchman: “ARARARAR, WALLY GEORGE, would you deny a man a VICTORY CIGAR? Because these two men will WIN THE IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS, AND PRESENT those belts to the Premier of the USSR!!!! AARARARARARR!
CREATCHMAN BLOWS SMOKE TOWARDS WALLY!!!
Wally: “Let me tell YOU something, you turncoat, keep blowing that smoke my way, and you and these two morons are OUTTA HERE!
CREATCHMAN STANDS UP, AND BLOWS MORE SMOKE AT WALLY!!!!! HEY, CREATCHMAN, YOU CANT DO THAT!
WALLY GETS UP BEHIND THE DESK AND CONFRONTS CREATCHMEN, AND THEY ARE NOSE TO NOSE, BELLY TO BELLY AS VOLKOFF AND BLACKWELL STAND UP, AND THREE SECURITY GUARDS GET IN BETWEEN ALL OF THEM! Creatchmean and his men are sat down as Wally returns to his desk as the fans chant “WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!”
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Wally: “All right, all right, everyone calm down, now Nickolai Volkoff, you were born in Russia, so I can maybe understand you were brainwashed, but Crusher Blackwell, let me get something straight. YOU were born right here in the United States, but how do you spell your first name?
Blackwell: “K-H-R-U-S-C-H-E-R. As a tribute to the great Russian leader, NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV!!!!
THE FANS BOO! “SICK! SICK! SICK”” chants are heard in the crowd.
Wally holds up his hands to stop the crowd:
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“Hold on guys. Hey ‘KHRUSCHER’ Blackwell: you are nothing but a no good, yellow bellied TRAITOR!!!!
THE FANS CHEER!!!
Blackwell: “Let me tell you something Wally George. There is only one thing I am loyal to: THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!
Wally: “AW COME ON!!!
Blackwell: “I thought the same thing you did once: how could I tag with a man so anti-USA, so anti-Capitalism, like Nickolai Volkoff? Then this man, Eddie Creatchman, opened up a suitcase one day, and showed me MANY, MANY GREEEEEN REASONS WHY!!! And now I am proud to call this man Nickolai Volkoff, MY FRIEND!!!
THE FANS BOO!!
Wally: “Hey Crusher Blackwell, no matter how you spell your name, it spells one thing to me: PHONY BALONEY!!!!
Eddie: “ARARARARAR, the only thing phony here is your HAIR, WALLY GEORGE!!! ARARARARRARRRRRR!!!!
CREATCHMAN BLOWS MORE SMOKE AT GEORGE! GEORGE STANDS UP AND YELLS AT CREATCHMAN OFF MIKE! THE SECURITY GUARDS GET BETWEEN THEM! Calm is restored.
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Creatchman: “DON’T GET MAD at Khrusher Blackwell, Wally George! He just did the same thing you, and every one of these people out here would do if given the opportunity: for the right price, sell out their country, and take a chance at winning the IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!! ARARARARARARRRRRR!!!!!
Wally: “Hey speak for yourself, PAL! Hey folks . . . . . . I’d rather live in a cardboard box than take a dime in Chinese money from this idiot!!!
THE FANS CHEER!”WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!”
Wally: “All right, Eddie Creatchman, I’ve had about enough out of you and these two clowns, but I understand you had one more announcement for us, so go ahead.
Eddie: “ARARARARARRRRR WALLY GEORGE, it is May and therefore in commemoration of MAY DAY, I present the vocals skill of NICKOLAI VOLKOFF, WHO WILL NOW SING THE SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM, ARARARARARRRRR!!!!
VOLKOFF HANDS THE FLAG TO BLACKWELL, TAKES HIS MIKE STAND AND STANDS UP AND SINGS AS BLACKWELL AND CREATCHMAN STAND UP AND SALUTE!
“Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov
Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!
THE FANS OVERWHELM VOLKOFF WITH CHANTS OF USA! USA! USA!
"Propev Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyy oplot!
WALLY HAS HAD ENOUGH, AND ORDERS HIS SECURITY GUARDS TO ESCORT CREATCHMAN AND HIS MEN OFF THE SET, BUT THEY WON’T LEAVE! CREATCHMAN BLOWS MORE CIGAR SMOKE AT WALLY AS HE YELLS AND POINTS AT THE HEELS!
WALLY: “Maybe these men won’t leave, but we don’t have to show this anymore, this has been the WRESTLING HOT SEAT, WE ARE OUT OF HERE FOLKS! HEY, GET THAT FLAG OFF MY SET WHILE YOU ARE AT IT!!!
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IWA PRESIDENT DUTCH SAVAGE joins Larry and Frank!
Dutch: “Larry Matysik, Frank Dusek, it is now time to make the announcement the ENTIRE world has been waiting for: the identity of the wrestler who defeated MIL MASCARAS and is NOW the IWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
“First, allow me to congratulate Mr. Mascaras. His ten year reign as champion is a world championship reign unduplicated in wrestling history. He is the only world heavyweight champion to be recognized on all seven continents, and in more nations than any more of the so-called “world” champions, making this title truly ‘Undisputed’.
“However, nothing lasts forever. And after phone calls to promoters, officials, and witnesses, it has indeed been confirmed that on May 11, 1985, Mil Mascaras defended the IWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship and subsequently lost it in ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST TO THE NEW UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and for the SECOND time a WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION:
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TERRY FUNK!!!!!
Larry: “OH MY GOODNESS!!! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN HIS CAREER, TERRY FUNK has elevated to the very top of the professional wrestling world!
Frank: “I’m shocked but not shocked, it’s been several years since Terry Funk held the NWA World heavyweight title, but he has always kept himself in the Top 10, and I’m hard pressed to think of a better representative of the IWA and of professional wrestling as it's true, and undisputed, world champion!
Dutch: “As for the #1 contender for the title belt, I am currently in negotiations, but I fell will have some interesting news next week!
Larry: “Fans, while we obviously don’t have footage from the title change on the Ivory Coast, we are prepared with footage of the NEW IWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TERRY FUNK, in action, let’s take a look right NOW!
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“HANDS OF STONE” RONNIE GARVIN joins Larry and Frank!
Ronnie: “Let me be the first to congratulate TERRY FUNK on winning the World title. And I know the challengers are lining up. Ken Patera, Les Thornton, I’m sure many others. I have a LOT of respect for both of those men, but let me make myself clear. I have one clear goal here in the IWA: to win the World Championship and make sure my face is on EVERY wrestling magazine on the planet, and Ken Patera with the big arms, Les Thornton with the British wrestling style, Eddie Gilbert with your chicanery, it does not matter to Ronnie Garvin: I am focused, I am in shape and I am ready to do whatever it takes to become OFFICIALLY recognized as the Number One Wrestler on the planet today!
Larry: "I have a feeling Terry Funk is enjoying a historic win, but will in quick order fans have a lot of challengers on his hands, EVERYONE wants to be Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion! Lets go to Don Coss for our next match.
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IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
QUARTERFINAL MATCH
MR. WRESTLING II + SIVA AFI V IVAN PUTSKI + PEDRO MORALES
It’s a clean match that seems some tempers flare, but Pedro scores a clean pin on Afi at 12:00. All four men shake hands. PEDRO MORALES AND IVAN PUTSKI ADVANCE TOWARDS TAG TEAM GLORY!
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Pretaped comments from PLAYBOY BUDDY ROSE AND DOUG SOMMERS, WITH MANAGER RIPPER SAVAGE TAKING THE MIKE! Rose and Somers are wearing suits and sunglasses.
Ripper: “FOR THOSE who have been living in a cave for the last few months, take a look at the two men, because THEY will be the next World Tag team Champions. PLAYBOY Buddy Rose, who has a ripped chiseled physique that even I envy, and Doug 'Stud' Somers. These two wrestlers have been tearing up Pacific Northwest and AWA rings for the past year now, and are now ready for the BIG TIME: THE IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Playboy Buddy Rose: "Ripper Savage, thank you for that compliment, I have to admit, whenever I lay my incredible body on a lounge chair on Malibu Beach, its almost like I have to hire security to keep the women at bay . . . . . . . .which is too bad because Ive NEVER seen uglier women than I have seen here in California! (Doug shakes his head in agreement). I mean, Ripper, I appreciate you hooking us with the IWA, it is the premier wrestling organization in the world, but you promised us hot blonde babes on each arm. The women here in California, they are FAT, they are UGLY, and they can't even COOK! (Doug does a puking motion with his index finger to his mouth, then a thumbs down). I mean, even all the Hollywood actresses you brought to us are dogs!
Ripper: "PLAYBOY! STUD! I'M SORRY! I was under the impression that California women were hot as well, but I agree! Apparently they must have opened up new McDonalds on every block, because THESE CALIFORNIA WOMEN HAVE GOTTEN FAT, UGLY, AND DRESS FUNNY! But I have a plan, fellas: lets win the IWA World Tag Team titles, then all these fat chicks watching this right now will HIT THE GYM, GO ON DIETS, and get facelifts and HOPEFULLY live up to your modest standards of what a true lady looks like. So there you have it. California girls: GET IT TOGETHER, buy a cookbook, learn how to use a vacuum, and for gods sake find a treadmill, because these two men are going to be World Champions, and they don't like fatsos!!!!!
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Larry: “WELL, I guess it is safe to say Buddy Rose and Doug Somers, lead by Ripper Savage, are in the area, one of the top tag teams who will be competing for the IWA World Tag team titles over the next several weeks here on All-Star ’85 Wrestling.
Frank: "Maybe instead of hanging out with Ripper Savage, Larry, Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Somers might want to call someone else, I dont know which part of Hollywood Ripper is taking them to, because there is one thing that is true: in California, beautiful, classy, gorgeous women fall off the trees here in California!
Larry: "Boy oh boy, Frank, I cant argue with that. Before our standby match begins, a few announcements for next week: Dutch Savage with more information on the World title held by Terry Funk and the status of the #1 challenger . . .NICKOLAI VOLKOFF AND KHRUSHER BLACKWELL will face . . oh boy . . The Young Stallions in the third of four quarterfinal matches for the IWA ta Team belts . . . and Frank, hold on to your hat, this just in:
“On next week’s WALLY GEORGE WRESTLING HOT SEAT:
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“THE NEW IWA UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, TERRY FUNK!
Frank: “WOW!
Larry: “Let’s go to the ring!
JAY STRONGBOW JR V ALLEN RAY
The match continues with no resolution as we go off the air!
Larry: “Fans we are out of time, see you next week on ALL-STAR '85 WRESTLING!
Presents
IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING
5/24/85
Taped 5/12/85 Olympic Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA
Commentators: Larry Matysik and Frank Dusek
Ring Announcer is Don Coss
Refs are Sandy Barr, Shag Thomas, Luke Brown
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Larry: “FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, AND BROADCASTING ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS, IT’S THE LARGEST INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED ORGANIZATION IN WRESTLING, THE IWA, and fans THIS is IWA ALL-STAR ’85 WRESTLING, I’m Larry Matysik, and with me is Frank Dusek! And Frank, the news is in: we do indeed have a NEW Undisputed World heavyweight Champion and joining us in this hour with that announcement will be IWA President Dutch Savage!
Frank: “Wrestling fans call your friends all your neighbors, call your family: mums the word for me because the IWA President Dutch Savage must make the official announcement, but all I can say is when you find out who the new World heavyweight Champion is, you will NOT believe your ears!
Larry: “Speaking of world championships, the second quarterfinal match for the world tag team championship takes place today when PEDRO MORALES AND IVAN PUTSKI wrestle SIVA AFI AND MR. WRESTLING 2! That, Ken Patera, an interview with Ronnie Garvin, and the debut of WALLY GEORGE’S WRESTLING HOT SEAT! THIS IS AN HOUR YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS! Let’s join Don Coss for the announcement of the principles of the first match.
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DENNY BROWN is in the ring when over the PA it's:
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EDDIE GILBERT w/his mystery girlfriend V DENNY BROWN
During the match it is revealed that Gilbert’s female companion is “Queenie Bee”. Queenie Bee cheers on her man, who wins a tough match with no outside interferences at 7:15.
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US OLYMPIAN STRONGMAN KEN PATERA joins Larry and Frank!
Ken: “It’s great to be here in California, and I am as anxious as all these great fans to find out who the new World Champion is. Well, let me tell ya somethin’, WHOEVER that might be: KEN PATERA IS HERE IN THE IWA, I just bought a condo on Muscle Beach, I'm working out twice as hard every day, Ken Patera is in the best shape of his life and ready to do work his way up the ladder, to beat whoever he needs to beat, to get a chance to win the one title I’ve NEVER won: THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
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The Romanian Madman is in the ring when over the PA its:
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KEN PATERA HEADS TO THE RING!
KEN PATERA DEF. THE ROMANIAN MADMAN
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Larry: “Fans he is the star of talk television here in California, let's now go to WALLY GEORGE’S WRESTLING HOT SEAT!
PROMOTER’S NOTE: IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH GREAT, AND HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL WALLY GEORGE, THIS SHOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE:
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Wally: “WELCOME AMERICA to the WRESTLING HOT SEAT! You know, I couldn’t think of two bigger JERKS to have on the first edition of the Hot Seat than my guests at this time, no make that THREE jerks, because they are lead by the slimeball manager, EDDIE CREATCHMAN. . . . . KHRUSHER BLACKWELL . . . and his tag team partner, from THE SOVIET UNION?
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"NICKOLAI VOLKOFF!!!!!!!
CREATCHMAN, SMOKING A BIG GIANT CIGAR, leads his charges to the Hot Seat set, showered in boos! Volkoff carries the Soviet hammer and sickle flag! They take their seats!
Wally: “Hey CREATCHMAN, there’s NO SMOKING ON THE HOT SEAT!
Creatchman: “ARARARAR, WALLY GEORGE, would you deny a man a VICTORY CIGAR? Because these two men will WIN THE IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS, AND PRESENT those belts to the Premier of the USSR!!!! AARARARARARR!
CREATCHMAN BLOWS SMOKE TOWARDS WALLY!!!
Wally: “Let me tell YOU something, you turncoat, keep blowing that smoke my way, and you and these two morons are OUTTA HERE!
CREATCHMAN STANDS UP, AND BLOWS MORE SMOKE AT WALLY!!!!! HEY, CREATCHMAN, YOU CANT DO THAT!
WALLY GETS UP BEHIND THE DESK AND CONFRONTS CREATCHMEN, AND THEY ARE NOSE TO NOSE, BELLY TO BELLY AS VOLKOFF AND BLACKWELL STAND UP, AND THREE SECURITY GUARDS GET IN BETWEEN ALL OF THEM! Creatchmean and his men are sat down as Wally returns to his desk as the fans chant “WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!”
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Wally: “All right, all right, everyone calm down, now Nickolai Volkoff, you were born in Russia, so I can maybe understand you were brainwashed, but Crusher Blackwell, let me get something straight. YOU were born right here in the United States, but how do you spell your first name?
Blackwell: “K-H-R-U-S-C-H-E-R. As a tribute to the great Russian leader, NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV!!!!
THE FANS BOO! “SICK! SICK! SICK”” chants are heard in the crowd.
Wally holds up his hands to stop the crowd:
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“Hold on guys. Hey ‘KHRUSCHER’ Blackwell: you are nothing but a no good, yellow bellied TRAITOR!!!!
THE FANS CHEER!!!
Blackwell: “Let me tell you something Wally George. There is only one thing I am loyal to: THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!
Wally: “AW COME ON!!!
Blackwell: “I thought the same thing you did once: how could I tag with a man so anti-USA, so anti-Capitalism, like Nickolai Volkoff? Then this man, Eddie Creatchman, opened up a suitcase one day, and showed me MANY, MANY GREEEEEN REASONS WHY!!! And now I am proud to call this man Nickolai Volkoff, MY FRIEND!!!
THE FANS BOO!!
Wally: “Hey Crusher Blackwell, no matter how you spell your name, it spells one thing to me: PHONY BALONEY!!!!
Eddie: “ARARARARAR, the only thing phony here is your HAIR, WALLY GEORGE!!! ARARARARRARRRRRR!!!!
CREATCHMAN BLOWS MORE SMOKE AT GEORGE! GEORGE STANDS UP AND YELLS AT CREATCHMAN OFF MIKE! THE SECURITY GUARDS GET BETWEEN THEM! Calm is restored.
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Creatchman: “DON’T GET MAD at Khrusher Blackwell, Wally George! He just did the same thing you, and every one of these people out here would do if given the opportunity: for the right price, sell out their country, and take a chance at winning the IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!! ARARARARARARRRRRR!!!!!
Wally: “Hey speak for yourself, PAL! Hey folks . . . . . . I’d rather live in a cardboard box than take a dime in Chinese money from this idiot!!!
THE FANS CHEER!”WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!”
Wally: “All right, Eddie Creatchman, I’ve had about enough out of you and these two clowns, but I understand you had one more announcement for us, so go ahead.
Eddie: “ARARARARARRRRR WALLY GEORGE, it is May and therefore in commemoration of MAY DAY, I present the vocals skill of NICKOLAI VOLKOFF, WHO WILL NOW SING THE SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM, ARARARARARRRRR!!!!
VOLKOFF HANDS THE FLAG TO BLACKWELL, TAKES HIS MIKE STAND AND STANDS UP AND SINGS AS BLACKWELL AND CREATCHMAN STAND UP AND SALUTE!
“Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov
Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!
THE FANS OVERWHELM VOLKOFF WITH CHANTS OF USA! USA! USA!
"Propev Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyy oplot!
WALLY HAS HAD ENOUGH, AND ORDERS HIS SECURITY GUARDS TO ESCORT CREATCHMAN AND HIS MEN OFF THE SET, BUT THEY WON’T LEAVE! CREATCHMAN BLOWS MORE CIGAR SMOKE AT WALLY AS HE YELLS AND POINTS AT THE HEELS!
WALLY: “Maybe these men won’t leave, but we don’t have to show this anymore, this has been the WRESTLING HOT SEAT, WE ARE OUT OF HERE FOLKS! HEY, GET THAT FLAG OFF MY SET WHILE YOU ARE AT IT!!!
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IWA PRESIDENT DUTCH SAVAGE joins Larry and Frank!
Dutch: “Larry Matysik, Frank Dusek, it is now time to make the announcement the ENTIRE world has been waiting for: the identity of the wrestler who defeated MIL MASCARAS and is NOW the IWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
“First, allow me to congratulate Mr. Mascaras. His ten year reign as champion is a world championship reign unduplicated in wrestling history. He is the only world heavyweight champion to be recognized on all seven continents, and in more nations than any more of the so-called “world” champions, making this title truly ‘Undisputed’.
“However, nothing lasts forever. And after phone calls to promoters, officials, and witnesses, it has indeed been confirmed that on May 11, 1985, Mil Mascaras defended the IWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship and subsequently lost it in ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST TO THE NEW UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and for the SECOND time a WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION:
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TERRY FUNK!!!!!
Larry: “OH MY GOODNESS!!! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN HIS CAREER, TERRY FUNK has elevated to the very top of the professional wrestling world!
Frank: “I’m shocked but not shocked, it’s been several years since Terry Funk held the NWA World heavyweight title, but he has always kept himself in the Top 10, and I’m hard pressed to think of a better representative of the IWA and of professional wrestling as it's true, and undisputed, world champion!
Dutch: “As for the #1 contender for the title belt, I am currently in negotiations, but I fell will have some interesting news next week!
Larry: “Fans, while we obviously don’t have footage from the title change on the Ivory Coast, we are prepared with footage of the NEW IWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TERRY FUNK, in action, let’s take a look right NOW!
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“HANDS OF STONE” RONNIE GARVIN joins Larry and Frank!
Ronnie: “Let me be the first to congratulate TERRY FUNK on winning the World title. And I know the challengers are lining up. Ken Patera, Les Thornton, I’m sure many others. I have a LOT of respect for both of those men, but let me make myself clear. I have one clear goal here in the IWA: to win the World Championship and make sure my face is on EVERY wrestling magazine on the planet, and Ken Patera with the big arms, Les Thornton with the British wrestling style, Eddie Gilbert with your chicanery, it does not matter to Ronnie Garvin: I am focused, I am in shape and I am ready to do whatever it takes to become OFFICIALLY recognized as the Number One Wrestler on the planet today!
Larry: "I have a feeling Terry Funk is enjoying a historic win, but will in quick order fans have a lot of challengers on his hands, EVERYONE wants to be Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion! Lets go to Don Coss for our next match.
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IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
QUARTERFINAL MATCH
MR. WRESTLING II + SIVA AFI V IVAN PUTSKI + PEDRO MORALES
It’s a clean match that seems some tempers flare, but Pedro scores a clean pin on Afi at 12:00. All four men shake hands. PEDRO MORALES AND IVAN PUTSKI ADVANCE TOWARDS TAG TEAM GLORY!
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Pretaped comments from PLAYBOY BUDDY ROSE AND DOUG SOMMERS, WITH MANAGER RIPPER SAVAGE TAKING THE MIKE! Rose and Somers are wearing suits and sunglasses.
Ripper: “FOR THOSE who have been living in a cave for the last few months, take a look at the two men, because THEY will be the next World Tag team Champions. PLAYBOY Buddy Rose, who has a ripped chiseled physique that even I envy, and Doug 'Stud' Somers. These two wrestlers have been tearing up Pacific Northwest and AWA rings for the past year now, and are now ready for the BIG TIME: THE IWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Playboy Buddy Rose: "Ripper Savage, thank you for that compliment, I have to admit, whenever I lay my incredible body on a lounge chair on Malibu Beach, its almost like I have to hire security to keep the women at bay . . . . . . . .which is too bad because Ive NEVER seen uglier women than I have seen here in California! (Doug shakes his head in agreement). I mean, Ripper, I appreciate you hooking us with the IWA, it is the premier wrestling organization in the world, but you promised us hot blonde babes on each arm. The women here in California, they are FAT, they are UGLY, and they can't even COOK! (Doug does a puking motion with his index finger to his mouth, then a thumbs down). I mean, even all the Hollywood actresses you brought to us are dogs!
Ripper: "PLAYBOY! STUD! I'M SORRY! I was under the impression that California women were hot as well, but I agree! Apparently they must have opened up new McDonalds on every block, because THESE CALIFORNIA WOMEN HAVE GOTTEN FAT, UGLY, AND DRESS FUNNY! But I have a plan, fellas: lets win the IWA World Tag Team titles, then all these fat chicks watching this right now will HIT THE GYM, GO ON DIETS, and get facelifts and HOPEFULLY live up to your modest standards of what a true lady looks like. So there you have it. California girls: GET IT TOGETHER, buy a cookbook, learn how to use a vacuum, and for gods sake find a treadmill, because these two men are going to be World Champions, and they don't like fatsos!!!!!
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Larry: “WELL, I guess it is safe to say Buddy Rose and Doug Somers, lead by Ripper Savage, are in the area, one of the top tag teams who will be competing for the IWA World Tag team titles over the next several weeks here on All-Star ’85 Wrestling.
Frank: "Maybe instead of hanging out with Ripper Savage, Larry, Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Somers might want to call someone else, I dont know which part of Hollywood Ripper is taking them to, because there is one thing that is true: in California, beautiful, classy, gorgeous women fall off the trees here in California!
Larry: "Boy oh boy, Frank, I cant argue with that. Before our standby match begins, a few announcements for next week: Dutch Savage with more information on the World title held by Terry Funk and the status of the #1 challenger . . .NICKOLAI VOLKOFF AND KHRUSHER BLACKWELL will face . . oh boy . . The Young Stallions in the third of four quarterfinal matches for the IWA ta Team belts . . . and Frank, hold on to your hat, this just in:
“On next week’s WALLY GEORGE WRESTLING HOT SEAT:
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“THE NEW IWA UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, TERRY FUNK!
Frank: “WOW!
Larry: “Let’s go to the ring!
JAY STRONGBOW JR V ALLEN RAY
The match continues with no resolution as we go off the air!
Larry: “Fans we are out of time, see you next week on ALL-STAR '85 WRESTLING!
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