Post by jackknight on Dec 28, 2013 19:06:09 GMT
Central States Wrestling
12-22-84 All-Star Wrestling
Taped on 12/19/84 at Memorial Hall Kansas City, MO
Standby St. Louis for action. You've got a ringside seat for the excitement of professional wrestling! This is KDNL-TV All-Star Wrestling! Hi again everybody. This is Kevin Wall. Welcome to another exciting edition of All-Star Wrestling. This hour on All-Star Wrestling we're going to see newcomer to the Central States area, the Mexican luchador El Rey del Rock' N Roll in action as well as "America's Hero" Sgt. Slaughter who will take on the Sheik Abdullah's Mongos # 1 & 2 in Tag-Team action. Also on the card we'll hear from the CSW Tag-Team Champions The Easy Riders and that "Jive Talkin'" Koko B. ware before tonight's huge Main Event in which Central States legend Harley Race will defend the Missouri Championship against "The Diabolical" T.G. Stone. So don't go away. All that and more can be expected on this edition of All-Star Wrestling. Stay with us; we'll be back with our first match of the hour right after this.
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Match: El Rey del Rock 'N Roll vs. Mark Allen
Referee: Sonny Myers
The masked luchador says something in Mexican to the fans and Lanny Poffo is on hand to translate it into "El Rey loves the Central States area! And tacos! And Lanny Poffo!" Wall figures it must be in that order. El Rey del Rock 'N Roll has a fast-paced back and forth bout with Mark Allen whom he finishes off with a Frankensteiner/pin combo. The Central States fans are up on their feet to cheer him on.
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Promo of some kind by the Easy Riders who're pissed about their bikes! Matt Borne is holding up a seriously dented set of handlebars and telling us all to look at this! He can't believe it! Some coward is out there and instead of coming in here and facing the Tag-Team Champs like a man, cause they'd lose! They target their women?! But that's alright. Because they'll get theirs. Him and "Killer" Jim Morris are on the case and they ain't about to be done until whoever did this' flesh has been burned on hot tar as they drag them along the Highway to Hell at 120 mph!
Morris agrees, but say the Easy Rides have to thank them all in a way because in three days they have the Central States Christma Day Battle Royale to get to! And this attack on their ladies has done nothing but lit a fire under their asses! They're gonna beat down the 20 other competitors in this here ring and when they've left nothing left; they're gonna take that $25,000 prize money and treat them right!
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Back from break Kevin Wall sends us to a video package of a man who's been making some waves here in the Central States area, B. Brian Blair!
Advertising for this Monday's special Christmas show with Kevin Wall which will be held at the Keil Auditorium in St. Louis, Missouri! The midgets will be on this card which will feature CSW's annual Christmas Day Battle Royal, with a prize of $25,000! "America's Hero" Sgt. Slaughter, Hacksaw Higgins, Lanny Poffo; and the masked luchador El Rey del Rock 'N Roll will be signing autographs. So come down to the arena to catch all the action live and meet your favorite CSW stars. And tickets are on sale right now at the Kansas City, Memorial Hall box office, TicketMaster Outlets, Famous Barn Stores, Regal Sports Team; or by phone call Dial Tix right now 644-1700! Don't forget tickets on sale $5, $6, $7; and $8. Air-Conditioned Memorial Hall. With us now is... Sgt. Slaughter and Hacksaw Higgins!
Sgt. Slaughter says that Canada's so-call Greatest Athlete "Iron" Mike Sharpe is a maggot who'll have to wait to fry fro another day! Right now he has bigger fish to fry and that the Sheik Abdullah and his so-called Army of clowns! He says that his buddy Hacksaw Higgins helped him out of a jam right here last week and while he may've returned the favor; that's just the beginning! Because Americans have always stood tall and invasions by banning together and that's just what they intend to do here tonight Sheiky baby! Atten-hut!
Hacksaw agrees. He's ashamed to say that there was a time he aligned himself with the Sheik Abdullah. But that was a dark time, a time where he was down on his luck and lost his way, the American way! And one of those people who set him back on the right path was seeing "America's Hero" Sgt. Slaughter coming out here night after night. Fighting the good fight. He says he's proud to say Slaughter has his back on his quest to win back the Central States Title for America! And brings that fight right to those fat, ugly pinkos; the Mongos!
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Another ad this time Kevin Wall is with Tom Ivy and his tag-team partner Tom Shaft! They have a kid with them and talk about how they're happy to be back here in the Central States area and man alive, do they have their sights set on a big prize! That $25,000 in three days time at the Central States Christmas Day Battle Royal! They's got some Christmas presents to buy brother Wall! Little Jimmy here he needs himself a new bike!
Wall then asks Little Jimmy if he thinks Shaft and Ivy stand a good chance in the Battle Royal on Christmas Day. Of course he does fool! Kevin looks startled for a sec, but Jimmy tells them his Uncle Toms are the toughest guys he knows and he's got faith that they're gonna beat those 18 other punks and win that money! He can't wait for his new bike.
5-minute recap of a match between The Uncle Toms and High Demand. Despite talking a good game about being the most desirable men in the sport before the match, Jimmy Backlund and Randy Barber keep their losing streak alive with Shaft and Ivy isolate poor Backlund and deliver a double Butt Bump for the win! Their nephew Little Jimmy can be seen cheering them on from his ringside seat.
Kevin Wall then sends us to our next match with referee Tom Andrews.
Match: Sgt. Slaughter & Hacksaw Higgins vs. The Mongos # 1 & 2
Sheik Abdullah the Great does his best to get the Mongos a win here; but this one's a Patriotic massacre. And after dominating more of the match, Sgt. Slaughter and Hacksaw Higgins both in camo pants march about the ring while the fans cheer before delivering tandem elbow drops to Mongo # 1 & 2 before making the big ol' double pin! Sheik Abdullah throws off his turban and stomps on it in disgust before realizing what he did and picking it up, begins dusting it off. Inside the ring Slaughter and Higgins tells Sheik Abdullah to keep 'em coming!
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Final advertisement and Kevin Wall is now with... Koko B. Ware & Percy Pringle III! Percy tells us how Koko is pretty! Oh so pretty! And how his man is gonna look even prettier with all the baubles, all the trinkets $25,0000 can buy! Koko agrees saying that life will just be grand, 25 grand when he eliminates those 19 other suckas in the ring with him in just three days! What's he gonna do with the money you askin' Kevin? Why buy pretty things! And rent pretty women! Certainly ain't gonna be makin' no donations to Toys for Toys! That's for damn sho'!
Kevin Wall then sends us to the main event which will run for the television time remaining, where your referee for this evening is Dave Nevins.
Missouri Title Match: Harley Race vs. TG. Stone
The "Diabolical" T.G. Stone gives Missouri Champ Harley Race one hell of a fight here, but despite his attempts to outsmart him with cheap tactics or use the annoyance of Sheik Abdullah the Great at ringside; Stone comes up short. Harley Race takes the fight right back to his opponent whom he finishes off with a diving headbutt off the top.
And we're outta time!
