Post by jackknight on Dec 9, 2013 19:16:38 GMT
Central States Wrestling
12-08-84 - All-Star Wrestling
Taped on 12/25/84 at Memorial Hall Kansas City, MO
Standby St. Louis for action. You've got a ringside seat for the excitement of professional wrestling! This is KDNL-TV All-Star Wrestling! Hi again everybody. This is Kevin Wall. Welcome to another exciting edition of All-Star Wrestling. This hour on All-Star Wrestling we're going to see the CSW Tag-Team Champions The Easy Riders in action. We'll also be hearing from recently return to the Central States area Hacksaw Higgins, Canada's Greatest Athlete "Iron" Mike Sharpe; and the Sheik Abdullah and his so-called Army of wrestlers included the Central States Heavyweight Chamion The Iron Sheik. The Champion himself will be in non-Title action in tonight's Main Event; having it out with former CSW Champion Ted Oates. But first America's Hero Sgt. Slaughter will be in action. So don't go away. All that and more can be expected on this edition of All-Star Wrestling. Stay with us; we'll be back with our first match of the hour right after this.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The fans in Memorial Hall are all set to say the Pledge of Allegiance, when "Iron" MIke Sharpe shows up waving a Canadian Flag?!
He comes out and sings the Canadian National Anthem badly and the fans begin to boo him.
Sgt. Slaughter comes out and shrugs at the site before hushing the crowd, placing his hand over his heart; and reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. The fans do the same, getting louder and louder until they drown out Mike Sharpe who leaves in a huff after shouting at the fans who by this point can't even hear him.
Match: Sgt. Slaughter vs. Ali Bey the Turk
Referee: Sonny Myers
America's Hero seems to have run into a brick wall with the big Ali Bey the Turk. But when Ali whips Sgt. Slaughter into the corner and charges in he catches a boot to the face. Sarge loosens things up with a Slaughter Cannon lariat off the top rope, beats on the Turk for a beat before slamming him to the ground, marches about the ring and locks in the Patriot Clutch for the win. Atten-hut!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Back from break Sheik Abdullah ("The Great! Terry Garvin! I will smach you!"), the Iron Sheik & the Army are in the ring fawning over Iron Sheik's prized new camel and three new wives which he says were given to him on visit to Sheiky's good friend the Ayatollah during a parade in his honor in the greatest country in the world, Iran! Numbah one! He shows off his prized gift! What poise! What beauty! Have you ever seen a finer camel?! Ah, camera man zoom on this camel! Look at those hind legs! Beautiful!
Just then the Iron Sheik is interrupted when out from the back comes Missouri Champ Harley Race! He says to each his own, but he'll take the three lovely ladies on the right over the camel Sheiky. Ack ptooey to wives! Let MEB eat them for all Iron Sheik cares! He already have five teen. And they give him many headache! Ack ptooey he say!
Harley Race isn't out here to argue with the Central States Champion however. While he wouldn't mind kicking Sheik's ass and sending him packing right back to whacky Paki land he's got a score to settle with that "Diabolical" asswipe behind him T.G. Stone! And the two fat sons of bitches behind him; the Mongos! Now he don't care what order or the when as long as it's soon; but he wants all three of them no good, yellow cowards in the ring. One on one, two on one; or three one one doesn't matter to Harley Race as long as he gets his pound of flesh. And if Sheiky Abdullah don't like it, well he'll tear the whole damned Army apart if he has to.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Back from break Kevin Wall sends us to a video package of a man who's been on a roll here in Central States of later; "Jumping" Jim Brunzell!
Advertising for next week's Thursday show with Kevin Wall at Memorial Hall in Kansas City, Missouri! The midgets will be on this card. "Jumping" Jim Brunzell and Jerry "Crusher" Blackwell will be signing autographs. So come down to the arena to catch all the action live and meet your favorite CSW stars. And tickets are on sale right now at the Kansas City, Memorial Hall box office, TicketMaster Outlets, Famous Barn Stores, Regal Sports Team; or by phone call Dial Tix right now 644-1700! Don't forget tickets on sale $5, $6, $7; and $8. Air-Conditioned Memorial Hall. With us now is America's Hero Sgt. Slaughter!
Sgt. Slaughter says earlier today that was all fun and games Mike Sharpe! You call youself Canada's Greatest Athlete?! Well right here is America's very own Hero; Sgt. Slaughter! And while Sarge and the fans here at Memorial Hall are willing to forgive him this once, if he interrupts the Pledge of Allegiance again they'll be putting that their Title of his to the test! See, Britain has some great athletes and so does Turkey maggot! But just like Johnny Saint and ali Baba before him; old Sgt. Slaughter is going to prove that even Canada's Greatest Athlete is no match for America's best and brightest!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Another ad for next Thursday's show. This time "Iron" Mike Sharpe sneers at the camera before telling Kevin Wall he hates filth. Especially the filth here in America's heartland! He says that Sgt. Slaughter and these redneck fans have made no attempt to hide their contempt for foreigners. They even boo their own Champion, one of the all-time greats The Iron Sheik! He says that they're all bigots who cannot accept their inferior place in world culture. They cannot accept that most countries, above all Canada are superior in every way! And if Slaughter and the uncultured fans in Central States dare to dsigrace the most beautiful song in all the land; then he will just have to prove to true Canadian superiority the only way stupid Americans can understand; through force! In fact he already taught on the the filthy Americans that very harsh and just lesson. Roll it Kevin.
5-minute replay of Mike Sharpe dominating "High Demand's" own Jimmy Backlund who gets KO'd with the running forearm smash of Canada's Greatest Athlete.
Kevin Wall then sends us to our next match with referee Tom Andrews.
Match: The Easy Riders vs. Bobby Garrett & Tony Falk
The CSW Tag-Team Champions are back on top of their game following the attack on the now suspensed Tommy Rogers. Bobby Garrett and Tony Falk put in some decent offense; but they're clearly outmatched by "Killer" Jim Morris who takes Falk's head clean off with a running big boot before tagging in "Maniac" Matt Borne who gets the submission victory with the Stump Puller single leg Boston Crab.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Final advertisement and Kevin Wall is now with Hacksaw Higgins. Wall asks Higgins about why he's returned to the Central States are; but before he can respond Sheik Abdullah arrives with his Army welcoming him back!
Hacksaw looks a bit annoyed and can't get a word in edgewise as the Sheik tells Kevin that Higgins was one of the greatest heroes of his Army ever! And they're quite happy to have him back in the fold! Though this marks a day the Central States fans will rue forever!
Kevin Wall then sends us to the main event which will run for the television time remaining, where your referee for this evening is Dave Nevins.
Main Event: The Iron Sheik vs. Ted Oates
Former Central States Champ Ted Oates looks ready to reclaim the Title tonight in this non-Title bout where he takes the fight right to the Iron Sheik! He gives Sheik Abdullah who is ringside plenty of reason to pound his fists on the apron in frustration as he hits the diving knee drop from the top for a two count and after being thrown with a gutwrench suplex by Iron Sheik, the agile Oates kip ups while the Champ shows off beating his chest for the booing fans; and Ted takes him down with a big leaping clothesline! This only gets Oates another two and though he does his best; The Iron Sheik proves to be too much for him and after a throat thrust, Iron Sheik throws Ted Oates down to the mat and locks in the Camel Clutch! After fighting it for several seconds, Oates taps out proving once again that Iran is the numbah one!
And we're outta time!
Working on it now.