AAA Inferno December 1993 - 12/7, 12/14, 12/21 & 12/28

[jackknight]

El said:

12/7/93
Taped 11/23/1993 for Univision broadcast Tuesday nights 10-11pm from the Olympic Grand Auditorium, Los Angeles, CA

With commentator and ring announcer Dr. Alphones Morales and Andres Marones

You are reading the English language broadcast shown on the AAA
Syndicated network with Chris Cruise and Terry Taylor the weekend of Dec 9-11, 1993.

Referees for all matches:
FAN FAVORITE REFEREE: Pepe Casas
HEEL REFEREE: Tirantes

.
.
.
.
.

.
.
0:00-17:00
.
.
.
.
.


Chris Cruise: “Fans, inside the squared circle you are looking at right now will stand 20 of the top 40 wrestlers in the world today . . . . selected at random . . .. only ONE will survive to challenge Cien Caras for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship next week right here on AAA Inferno from Houston, Texas . . . . yes, wrestling fans, this week right here on AAA Inferno you will witness:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"A BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!! AND THE STAKES COULD NOT BE HIGHER RIGHT HERE ON:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Intro:
movie




.
.
.





Chris Cruise: “WELCOME FANS TO AAA INFERNO ON UNIVISION, OR AS PART OF THE AAA SYNDICATED NETWORK WHEREVER YOU MIGHT WATCH ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, I am Chris Cruise and back with me once again, THE NATURAL, and Natural you blow me away----- a great tag team, Titan Sports, Inc, and I have to say, you held your own in the ring last week!

The Natural: "That’s why they call me The Natural, Crispy Cruiser, but let me say how disappointed I am to be with you, announcing, and NOT in that big battle royal this week for that ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME THE AAA UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD----but dont worry, both of my Titans, TITAN SPORTS INC, ARE IN, and I predict at the end of next weeks Inferno, either Big Totan or Atomic Titan WILL RULE THE WRESTLING WORLD!

Chris: "20 names drawn at random, 20 lucky names, they will all be inside that ring, including TITAN SPORTS, INCORPORATED!

Without any further ado, LETS GO TO THE RING WHERE DR. ALPHONSO MORALES IS STANDING BY WITH OUR FIRST MATCH!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Morales: “Senors y Senoras, es esta lucha lucha LUCHA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

In the ring are:

ALEX WRIGHT
.
.
and a masked wrestler, BEE NICHOLASS!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Senors y senoras, sus opponentes:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
Emerson, Lake and Powell - Touch and Go




"UNIVERSO 2000 . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"LOS DINAMITAS HERMOSOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

UNIVERSO 2000 & MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL V ALEX WRIGHT & BEE NICHOLASS

Alex Wright holds his own against the brothers of AAA Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion CIEN CARAS, but then makes the dreaded mistake of tagging out to Bee Nicholass, a known blowhard and choker and he quickly gets destroyed at 3:14!
.
.

.
.
.
.
.


Chris: "Lets go right now backstage where BRIAN PILLMAN is standing by! Brian can you hear me?

Brian: "Loud and clear Mister Cruise!

Chris: "20 of the top wrestlers in the world battling out for the right to face CIEN CARAS in Houston for the AAA World Heavyweight title, how do you like your chances, Brian?

Brian: "Mister Cruise----twenty of the greatest wrestlers in the world, friend against friends, foe against foe, well let me tell you something, I'd do ANYTHING to get a shot at being the world heavyweight champion! Chris Cruise, I try to follow all the rules in the ring, but Id kick the PISS out of my own grandmother's kidney bag to get a world title shot, let that be a message to all the other 19 wrestlers in that ring later tonight on AAA Inferno!

Chris: "Thank you, Brian Pillman . .
.
.

.
.
.
.
" . . . . . ha ha, well, that Brian Pillman is always good for a quality interview ladies and gentlemen!

Natural: "He sure is a feisty fellow, but someone should let Flyin Brian know two of those 20 wrestlers will be TITANS, INC., and they too will do ANYTHING to win as well!

Chris: "Fans, its an hour of power you font want to miss! We will be right back!
.
.
.
.

.
.
.


.
.



17:00-21:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
van halen jump
.
.
.
.
.
ITS LOS GRINGOS LOCOS, EDDIE GUERERRO AND THE LOVE MACHINE! The Natural leaves the broadcast spot to interview them in the ring!

Eddie Guererro: "Hey, Natural, last week we explained why all these people are nothing but illegal immigrants who should be shipped back to Mexico! But this week, our problem ain't with El Hijo del Santo, or Octagon---we are gonna take their belts and ship THEM back to Mexico soon enough---no amigo, our problem this week is with SOMEONE else, tell em all about it, Love Machine!

Love Machine: "You know, I can understand why all these people hate us. After all, they wanna BE US, otherwise why would each and every one of you scumbags swim across the border to be here tonight??

THE FANS BOO, EDDIE AND LOVE MACHINE TAUNT THE FANS!!!!


Machine: "But today our problem is WITH . . .
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
"Terry Taylor!!!!!!!"

Natural: "Hah haha, come one fellas, TERRY TAYLOR? That cat couldn't hold my jock in the ring or the broadcast booth! COME ON! HAHAHAHAHA!

Machine: "Natural One, let me put it to you like this because we know you are a fair commentator: all last week, Terry Taylor did NOTHING but run down Los Gringos Locos every chance he could on AAA Inferno. Well, tell you what, Terry Taylor, me and Eddie here say you got something to say to US? LETS DO IT, FACE TO FACE!

Eddie: "That right, Terry Taylor, See, if you were a DIRTY, FILTHY MEXICAN we'd expect you to say the things you did last week . . . BUT YOUR NOT! You are an AMERICAN, just like us, and to take the side of THESE PEOPLE? It’s too much to bear!

Eddie: "Here’s the bottom line, Terry Taylor. YOU HAVE ONE WEEK----ONE WEEK BETWEEN NOW and Houston to FIND A TAG TEAM PARTNER, because next week, right here on AAA Inferno, Holmes, we gonna give you the beat down you should have gotten a long time ago . . .. . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
." . . . . . . LOS GRINGOS LOCOS STYLE!!!!!!!

"JUMP" PLAYS AGAIN AS THE GRINGOS MOCK THE FANS!

Natural: "YOU JUST HEARD IT FANS, CHRIS CRUISE, I MAY BE YOUR PERMANENT COLOR COMMENTATOR ONCE THESE MEN GET DONE WITH TERRY TAYLOR, BACK TO YOU!

Chris: "I don't like the sound of any of this, fans! Let's go this quick message, and then to our next match!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.

Chris Cruise: “FANS, AAA has finally signed the contract, and its a done deal: AAA IS COMING TO PAY PER VIEW with the BIGGEST CARD IN WRESTLING HISTORY!!!! We have dates, possible matches, and possible locations, call the AAA USA HOTLINE at 1-800-AAA-USA!($1.99 the first minute, .99 every minute after).
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
BOBBY BLAZE IS IN THE RING, we wait for the entrance mucus, but there is none, when coming down the aisle, its:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
"THE ICE MAN" DEAN MALENKO!

Malenko slowly walks to the ring as the crowd goes silent, not quite knowing how to react to the expressionless wrestler, carrying a silver briefcase to the ring.

Malenko places the briefcase on the corner ring ropes, unlocks a combination, and pulls out two black gloves, and puts them on! The bell rings, and we are underway!
.
.
.
.
DEAN MALENKO V BOBBY BLAZE

Bobby takes down Malenko in a show of mat skill, but immediately, Malenko gets behind Blaze, pouts him in an armbar, and while the move visually does not look all that powerful BLAZE IS GRABBING HIS ARM, SCREAMING IN AGONY, AND POINTS TO HIS ARM, AND SCREAMS FOR THE REF TO RING THE BELL WHICH HE DOES, FANS, THIS MATCH IS OVER IN 24 SECONDS!!!!!!!!

Malenko immediately lets go of the arm, walks over to the briefcase, picks it up, take his gloves off, puts them, back in, snaps it shut, picks it up, and WATCHES BLAZE ROLL AROUND THE RING, WRITING IN PAIN, HOLDING HIS ARM, MALENKO WITHOUT AN EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE! Malenko leaves!

Chris Cruise: "Uh . . . . . . .. What have we just witnessed here?

Natural: "No comment, Chris, nothing to see here, lets go to a break!

Chris: "WE CAN’T! We have a six man tag team match ready to go, so fans, WE BRING YOU THIS NEXT MATCH COMMERCIAL FREE!!!! Lets go to the ring!
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
"SENORS Y SENORAS:
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
..

Ghost Riders in the Sky - The outlaws
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


"BOBBY DUNCUM JUNIOR!!
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Para U.K.:
.
judas priest-metal gods
.
.


"DAVID TAYLOR!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

"Y senors y senoras:


Crazy Train-Ozzy Osbourne
.
.

.
[size=14pt]"PSICOSIS!!

[/size]
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Sus opponentes:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Crazy Train-Ozzy Osbourne



"TOO COLD SCORPIO!!!!
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

The Sisters of Mercy -- More



"VAMPIIIIIIIIIROOOOO!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Johnny Sokko

"Senors y senoras:
.
.
.
.
.
.
"REEEEEEEEEY . . .
.
.
.
.
.

" . . . . MISTERIO
.

.
.


". . . . . JUUUNIOR!!!!!!!!.
.
.
VAMPIRO & 2 COLD SCORPIO & REY MISTERIO JUNIOR V BOBBY DUNCUM JR. & DAVID TAYLOR & PCICOSIS



.
.
.
Chris: "WOW! WHAT A MATCH THIS SHOULD BE!

Natural: "If there is anyone out there even thinking of changing the channel, DON’T be an idiot, because you might just get to see something you've never ever seen before!!!!!!


The bell rings and we are underway!

Taylor and 2 Cold start off the match, Taylor tries to take 2 Cold down but 2 Colds quick acrobatics and tumbling confound the Englishman, who tags to Bobby Duncum, Jr who roughhouses 2 Cold, gains the advantage, and he, Psicosis and Taylor triple team 2 Cold, but 2 Cold gets way and tags to VAMPIRO! VAMPIRO! VAMP (OK Ill stop). Vampiro shows he can go toe to toe with anyone, and tags to Rey Misterio Junior!

Bobby Duncum Junior and David Taylor yuck it up as Rey challenges them in the ring, after all how can someone so tiny wrestle them? They soon find out as REY MISTERIO SWIRLS AROUND BOTH OF THEM AT LIGHTNING SPEED, AND FINALLY DUNCUM RELENTS AND TAGS TO PSICOSIS, AND REY AND PSICOSIS THRILL THE FANS WITH ONE HIGH SPOT AFTER ANOTHER!!!!!

(If you’ve never seen these two wrestle each other, click here:

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psychosis - Super J Cup 1995


Psicosis finally throws Rey out of the ring, and then what is this? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE IS ON THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES RIGHT ONTO REY! BOTH MEN COLLAPSE TO THE ARENA FLOOR AFTER THE SUICIDAL MOVE!

Chris: "OH MY GOD!!!!!! THEY'VE GOTTA BE DEAD! THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD!

Natural: "That was the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life! KEEP VAMPIRO AWAY, THERE’S TWO DEAD BODIES AT RINGSIDE!


BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! THEIR TAG TEAM PARTNERS COME OVER TO CHECK ON THEM, WORDS ARE EXCHANGED, AND EVERYONE BRAWLS AT RINGSIDE!!!!

Finally, Rey is dragged into the ring, and so is Pcicosis, and both tag out, and 2 Cold Lands a suplex on Taylor and goes to make the save, NO, PSICOSIS OFF THE TOP ROPE DROPS HIS BUTT ON SCORPIOS BACK, REY MISTERIO JUNIOR ENTERS THE RING, THROWS PSICOSIS INTO THE OPPOSITE SIDE, AND THEN SWINGS BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE AND AS PSICOSIS APPROACHES FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE REY KICKS HIM IN THE FACE, MEANWHILE 2 COLD TAGS OUT TO VAMPIRO, AS TAYLOR TAGS TO DUNCUM, VAMPIRO CATCHES DUNCUM WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE, COVER, 1-2-3 AS ALL SIX MEN BRAWL!!!!! BUT THE TEAM OF 2 COLD SCORPIO, VAMPIRO AND REY MISTERIO JUNIOR ARE VICTORIOUS IN THIS ONE, FANS! MORE ACTION AFTER THIS!!!!!!




.
.
.
34:00-41:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.


.
.


.
.
.
AAA FANS SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR FAVORITES WRESTLERS!!!!! Konnan, El Hijo del Santo, tee-shirts, masks, Octagon masks, and MORE!!! Call 1-800-AAA-945 TO ORDER A CATALOG TODAY!!!!!



Chris: "Fans, as you can see the ring is filling up with wrestlers, LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE PARTICIPANTS IN THIS BATTLE ROYALE, remember, the winner gets a WORLD TITLE SHOT NEXT WEEK AT CIEN CARAS, RIGHT HERE ON INFERNO!

20 MAN BATTLE ROYALE
WINNER GETS WORLD TITLE SHOT V CIEN CARAS NEXT WEEK IN HOUSTON:

ATOMIC TITAN
BIG TITAN
BILLY BLACK
BLUE PANTHER
BRIAN PILLMAN
DISCO INFERNO
DOUGH GILBERT
EDDIE GUERERRO
EL HIJO DEL SANTO
FIT FINLAY
FIVE STAR AL SNOW
JERRY LYNN
JOHNNY SMITH
JUSHIN LIGER
LOVE MACHINE
KONNAN
MADONNAS BOYFRIEND
OCTAGON
ROCK N ROLL EXPRESS

WAIT! BEFORE THE BELL RINGS, LOOK WHO IT IS:

UNIVERSO 2000 AND MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL, AND THEY ARE WAVING around wads of cash!

Chris: "What is the meaning of this, Natural?

Natural: "They want in, Chris Cruise, and they are willing to buy someone’s spot- they want to have a say in who wrestles their brother Cien Caras next week!

Los Dinamitas wave the cash at the Naturals face, but he turns them down!

Chris: "That looked like a lot of money, don't you think you could split that up with Big Titan and Atomic Titan, Natural?

Natural: "No way! We are here to win the whole thing, and one of MY men is taking the title!

Finally . . . . DOUG GILBERT AND FIT FINALLY TAKE THE MOLDY MONEY, AND UNIVERSO AND MASCARO ENTER!

Chris: "I cant believe that referee Tirantes is going to allow that, though Pepe Casas doesn't look too happy about it!

Natural: "Hey, a business transaction between gentlemen, Doug Gilbert and Fit Finlay aren't going to get to wrestle for the world title next week, but lets be honest--- they weren't gonna win this battle royal with my Titans in the ring, anyway, they cut their losses, and are headed off for a steak dinner!

The fans boo Gilbert and Finlay, who just shrug their shoulders and fan the money at the fans as they depart. The bell rings and we are underway, and Konnan is on a tear, eliminating DISCO INFERNO! But the agenda of Cien Caras brothers is clear early on, as Universo and Mascaro attack Konnan and bloody the #1 contender for the world title belt!

JOHNNY SMITH is the next eliminated at the hands of Al Snow and Madonna's Boyfriend----but then Snow double-crosses MADONNAS BOYFRIEND, AND THROWS HIM OVER BOARD AS WELL! While this was all happening, LOS GRINGOS LOCOS WENT RIGHT AFTER SANTO AND OCTAGON, AND WILD BRAWL BREAKS OUT BETWEEN THE FOUR, SEEING THEM BATTLE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE RING APRON, AND TITAN SPORTS, INC, SEEING AN OPPORTUNITY, BULL RUSHES ALL FOUR MEN, AND THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND THEIR ARCH RIVALS ARE REMOVED! SANTO, OCTAGON AND THE GRINGOS ALL BRAWL OUTSIDE THE RING, AND THE FIGHT HAS TO BE BROKEN UP!

Meanwhile, Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson see that Titan Sports have their backs turned, so they attack from behind, but Atomic Titan and the massive Big Titan NO SELL! Ricky and Robert drop kick both, and while Atomic Titan is stunned, they tie up Atomic Titan in the ropes, and work together to dump over BIG TITAN! NO TITLE MATCH FOR HIM! While this is going on, BILLY BLACK THROWS RICKY OVER THE TOP ROPES! Robert, in an act of desperation, bounces off the opposite ropes and clotheslines Big Titan, but the collision KNOCKS ROBERT GIBSON AND ATOMIC TITAN OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW, BOTH THE ROCK N ROLL EXPRESS AND TITAN SPORTS, INC ARE ELIMINATED FROM THIS BATTLE ROYALE!

Natural: "DAMMIT! I KNEW I should have taken that cash!

Chris: "Bad luck, Natch!

Natural: "Bad luck? Those pesky Rock n Roll Express will pay for costing me the World title, I PROMISE YOU THAT!

Meanwhile as Universo and Mascaro struggle to eliminate Konnan, more bodies hit the floor as JUSHIN LIGER is overturned by Billy Black and Fit Finlay. JERRY LYNN finds himself on the wrong end of FIVE STAR AL SNOWs efforts, and Lynn is eliminated!

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, LOOK! KONNAN FIGHTS BACK, AND IS BATTLING UNIVERSO 2000 AND MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL!!!! HE SEEMS TO HAVE UNIVERSO ALMOST ELIMINATED- NO! MASCARO DOUBLE AXEHANDLES KONNAN FROM BEHIND, AND NOW BOTH BROTHERS TRY TO ELIMINATE HIM, MEANWHILE, BRIAN PILLMAN AND AL SNOW SEEMED TO HAVE FORMED AND ad-hoc alliance, and battle Blue Panther, trying to throw the double tough blue collar working class hero out of the ring! They dont succeed, and throw out BILLY BLACK instead, who would have thought Billy would have made it this far?


Chris: "Fans, despite the best efforts of UNIVERSO AND MASCARO, IT LOOKS AS IF NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP KONNAN FROM HIS DESTINY- TO WRESTLE CIEN CARAS FOR THE AAA UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE OF THE WORLD, NEXT WEEK IN HOUSTON, RIGHT HERE ON INFERNO! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
45:00-48:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: "Fans we are back with this historic battle royal, and lets take a look at who is left in there:


BRIAN PILLMAN
BLUE PANTHER
FIVE STAR AL SNOW
MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL
UNIVERSO 2O00
and:
.
.
.
.

KONNAN!!!!!!!

But fans, Konnan has been bloodied, and battered, and as he struggles with Los Dinamitas Hermosos, Brian Pillman and Al Snow FINALLY ELIMINATE BLUE PANTHER! Pillman and Snow see the struggle at the other side of the ring, and decide to step in, and attack UNIVERSO AND MASCARO FROM BEHIND, RESCUING KONNAN, AND THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET, and APPLAUDING PILLMAN AND SNOW FOR RESCUING THEIR HERO!

The assault allows Konnan to regain the upperhand, and clotheslines both Universo and Mascaro out of the ring, but right form behind: AL SNOW DROPKICKS KONNAN OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE STUNNED KONNAN IS IMMEDIATELY SET UPON BY LOS DINAMITAS HERMOSOS, AND LOOK AT THIS:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CIEN CARAS IS HERE!!!!!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CIEN CARAS IS HERE!!!!!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CIEN CARAS IS HERE!!!!!

HE HELPS HIS BROTHERS BATTER HIS FOE AS AL SNOW LOOKS DOWN AT THE RINGSIDE AREA, POINTS AND LAUGHS AT KONNAN, BUT FANS, THERE IS STILL ONE LAST PIECE OF FINISHED BUSINESS:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BRIAN PILLMAN!!!! PILLMAN IS CROUCHED ON THE TOP ROPE, BEHIND SNOW, FIVE START TURNS AROUND:


AIR PILLMAN!!!!

AL SNOW IS KNOCKED INTO NEXT WEEK, AND PILLMAN EASILY DISPOSES OF FIVE STAR, AND FANS, BRIAN PILLMAN FACES CIEN CARAS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!!!!!

LOS DINAMITA HERMOSOS TURN THEIR ATTENTION AWAY FROM KONNAN AND LOOK UP AT THE RING, WHERE BRIAN PILLMAN IS TAUNTING THEM AND TEASING THEM, MEANWHILE, AL SNOW, AT RINGSIDE HOLDS HIS HEAD, TONI ADAMS COMES OUT TO COMFORT HIM, AND AL SNOW LEAVES THE RINGSIDE AREA, HOLDING HIS HEAD, AND LOOKING AT PILLMAN WITH A SOUR PUSS!

Chris: "In the span of a few seconds, BRIAN PILLMAN HAS MADE HIMSELF A LOT OF ENEMIES HERE IN AAA! BUT NEXT WEEK IN HOUSTON HE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL IF HE CAN WREST THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FROM CIEN CARAS!!!! SEE YOU FROM HOUSTON NEXT WEEK RIGHT HERE ON AAA INFERNO!!!!!!
.
.
.
movie

Copyright AAA USA Inc, 1993

[/quote]

[jackknight]

El said:

12/11/93
Live on Univision Tuesday nights 10-11pm

Taped 12/11/93 at the Sam Houston Coliseum, Houston, TX

With commentator and ring announcer Dr. Alphones Morales and Andres Marones

You are reading the English language broadcast shown on the AAA
syndicated network with Chris Cruise and The Natural the weekend of Dec 17-19, 1993.

Referees for all matches:
FAN FAVORITE REFEREE: Pepe Casas
HEEL REFEREE: Tirantes

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

0:00-17:00
.
.
.
.
.
.


Chris Cruise: “Last week Brian Pillman earned a shot at wrestling immortality by defeating 18 other men in a battle royale-----and now tonight in Houston, he gets a once in a lifetime opportunity to challenge CIEN CARAS FOR THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD--- all that and more on AAA INFERNO!!!!!

Intro:

movie



.
.
.





Chris Cruise:“ WELCOME FANS TO AAA INFERNO LIVE ON UNIVISION, OR ON TAPE DELAY WHEREVER YOU MIGHT WATCH ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, I am Chris Cruise and joining me this week from Houston, Texas is THE NATURAL, and Natural Brian Pillman challenges Cien Caras for that big World Heavyweight title!

The Natural: “Brian Pillman is a great athlete, Crispy, but not only does Brian Pillman have to deal with not only Cien Caras---but ALSO his brothers, Mascaro Anos dos Mil and Universo 2000!

Chris Cruise: “The Iceman, Dean Malenko returns!

The Natural: “I wonder if he does any odd jobs? I have a certain tag team I'd like to have taken out after what happened in the battle royale--- namely the Rock n Roll express!

Chris: “It’s a six man tag team match, fans get a load of this, UNIVERSO 2000, MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL AND BILLY BLACK will wrestle JUSHIN LIGER . . . and the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, EL HIJIO DEL SANTO AND OCTAGON!

Natural: “That match is a main event anywhere in the world, but you get it for FREE, right here on Inferno!

Chris: ""Without any further ado, LETS GO TO THE RING WHERE DR. ALPHONSO MORALES IS STANDING BY WITH OUR FIRST MATCH!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Morales: “Senors Y Senoras, es esta lucha lucha LUCHA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Intros are made and we are ready to go with:

EL HIJO DEL SANTO & OCTAGON & JUSHIN LIGER V UNIVERSO 2000 & MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL & BILLY BLACK

Liger tags in first, and dominates both Universo and Mascaro before Billy Black tags in! Black is game, but suprisingly shakes hands with Liger before they both thrill the fans with high spot after another! Black gets the best of Liger with a flying knee, then tags to Universo while Liger limps towards Santo!

Universo and Mascaro immediately attack Santo and Octagon, and they and Billy Black work hard to work over the AAA World Tag Team Champions!

But the faces rebound, and its even-steven with great back and for the action in which BILLY BLACK thrills the fans once more with a moonsault off the top turnbuckle on top of Jushin Liger!!!! But the end sees Liger gain the upperhand pinning Black while Santo and Octagon battle Los Dinamitas Hermosos outside the ring in a wild brawl!!!!!

The Natural: “Nuts! Chris Cruise, mark my words, Billy Black WILL work his way up the ladder here in AAA, he is too good!

Chris: “I agree, Natural! WHAT A MATCH, AND Fans, what a way to open AAA Inferno, please stay tuned for these messages!


.
.
.
.
.




.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.




.
.



17:00-21:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



Chris: "FANS, THE FIRST PAY PER VIEW IN AAA HISTORY, "California Conflict" indeed comes to you February 12, 1994 and fans in the San Diego area, tickets are now available now for the January 2 taping of AAA Inferno, and listen to this: THE MAIN EVENT OF THE FIRST PAY PER VIEW IN AAA HISTORY WILL BE REVEALED THAT NIGHT, that's January 2 1994 at the San Diego Sports Arena, AAA INFERNO IS COMING TO SAN DIEGO!

Natural: "COME ON, Crispy, whisper in my ear the main event for California Conflict, just between you and me, buddy, pal, friend, I can keep a secret, I NEED TO KNOW!

Chris: "Natural?

Natural: "YES, YES, CHRIS WHAT IS IT???


Chris: "Psssst . . . . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

" . . . . . just like me, YOU WILL NEED TO BE IN SAN DIEGO LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON JANUARY 2ND TO FIND OUT!

Natural: "Damn you, Crispy Cruiser! DAMN YOU!

“JUMP!” BY VAN HALEN PLAYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, FANS:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
EDDIE GUERERRO . . . LOVE MACHINE:

LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ARE HERE, AND ENTER THE RING, AND TAKE THE HOUSE MIKE!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Eddie: “Its been one WEEK! Where is TERRY TAYLOR?

Chris: “Aw, come one, these guys are still on this?

Natural: “As a broadcast journalist, I don’t approve of this, but I do have to say, Terry Taylor’s remarks went TOO FAR- you never mess with LOS GRINGOS LOCOS!

Love Machine: “BAWK BAWK BAWK, what are you Terry Taylor, a chicken? Are you living in these people's backyards?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


WAIT! HERE HE COMES, and Terry Taylor IS in wrestling gear!

He bravely enters the ring!

Love Machine: “Hey Terry Taylor, we gave you one week to find a tag team partner. We are gonna give you a licking whether you have one or not, so here’s the mike, give us your answer, amigo!

Terry takes the mike: “Eddie Guererro, I did find a tag team partner, and his name is:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

KONNAN!!!!!!

WITH THAT “WHO’S DA MAN?” BY HOUSE OF PAIN PLAYS, THE CROWD GOES NUTS, AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KONNAN COMES DOWN TO THE RING, AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS BAIL, AND HOLD EACH OTHERS EARS TOP PREVENT EACH OTHER FROM HEARING THE FANS CHEER! WHERE ARE THE BULLIES NOW?

TERRY TAYLOR HANDS KONNAN THE MIKE!

Konnan: “Hey, the two monkeys standing outside the ring, I’m talkin to you, ESE!!!!
.
.
.
..
.
.
.


“You come out and talk trash about the Mexican people, Eddie Guererro and Love Machine, guess what? You talkin' trash about ALL the Latino people, and that INCLUDES ME!!!!

THE FANS CHEER!!!! LOS GRINGOS LOCOS POINT AND YELL AT THE FANS TO SHUT UP!

Konnan: “And you know what? If you want to hurt this man for standing up for Latino, then YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH ME FIRST, YOU Wanna fight??? We accept!!!!

THE FANS GO NUTS!!!
.
.
.
.


Chris Cruise: “LOS GRINGOS ASKED FOR IT, THEY GOT IT!!! LATER IN THIS HOUR THEY WILL FACE TERRY TAYLOR . . . AND KONNAN!!!!!!!!

The natural: “I’m not sure that’s 100% fair, but I’m looking forward to the match!

Chris: “Fans as we get ready for our next match, lets go to this important message!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris Cruise: “DECLINING RATINGS? EMPTY ARENAS? BANKRUPTCY? NOT AT AAA- but there is a MAJOR wrestling promotion losing money hand over fist, and is on its way OUT! Before you buy a wrestling ticket for ANY non-AAA wrestling show, you want to call the 1-800 line so you don’t show up at a shuttered arena, and out of your hard earned money! We open up the books, and name names, call the AAA USA HOTLINE at 1-800-AAA-USA!($1.99 the first minute, .99 every minute after).
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Beef Wellington is in the ring!

HIS OPPONENT COMES TO THE RING WITH NO ENTRANCE MUSIC ITS:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


THE ICEMAN, DEAN MALENKO!

He carries a silver Halliburton to the ring, puts it on the ring ropes, opens it, puts on a pair of black gloves, closes it, and the bell rings!


ICEMAN DEAN MALENKO V BEEF WELLINGTON
Beef Wellington approaches the dangerous Iceman carefully. He shoots in, Iceman steps aside, crosses behind Wellington, and puts a half Nelson on Wellington, Wellington to the mat, then Malenko quickly twists it, and Wellington screams out in pain, Malenko lets go, stand up, WELLINGTON IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE MAT, HOLDING HIS NECK AND NOT ABLE TO MOVE!

Malenko calmly walks over to the briefcase, opens it, puts his gloves back in, closes it and LEAVES AS MEDICS RUSH IN AND PUT COLD TOWELS AND ICE ON WELLINGTON’S NECK!

Chris Cruise: “GOOD GRIEF!

The Natural: “I gotta get hold of this guy!

Chris: “That might not be such a good idea, Natural.
.
.

.
.
..


“Fans, a programming note, we will be bringing you more matches from Houston next week, but also we will take a special look at a historic match that took place between KONNAN AND CIEN CARAS, it was a career versus career match that took place last year!

Natural: "WOW! CIEN CARAS . . . VERSUS KONNAN? HERE NEXT WEEK ON AAA INFERNO? What a great early Christmas present from AAA to the fans!

Chris: "You got that right, Natural!
.
.
.
.


“Right now lets go to a special interview with controversial referee:
.
.
.
.
.
.
"TIRANTES

(Promoters note: I have done all I can to find a usable photo of referee Tirantes from this period, but cannot. I mean, he is only one of the most recognizable fucking referees in Lucha Libre history, but I cant find one godamned photo of him from this era.

Oh, well. Just imagine a short, Mexican guy who wears suspenders and white shirt and black pants, and you will get the gimmick!)


.
.
.
.
.
". . . . . . . . now fans, we have Tirantes backstage, and in AAA one of the intricacies here is that in tag team and six man tag team matches, there are two referees, but Mr. Tirantes, for tonight’s World title match, AAA commissioner Chavo Guererro has ordered TWO referees, can you explain the ruling to us . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.

WAIT! LOOK WHO IT IS!



TONI ADAMS? SHE APPROACHES TIRANTES, AND RUNS UP AGAINST HIM!


(Yeah, yeah, I know, I could somehow find a usable pic of TONI ADAMS, but not Tirantes, but are you REALLY complaining? ;D ;D ;D)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



.
.
.
.
.

.
.

Toni: “Ooooh, there’s only one thing I find sexier than a dark eyed Spanish man with official powers . . . . . . .a dark eyed Spanish man that wears . . .SUSPENDERS!!!!

Toni pulls on Tirantes suspenders! The referee has a big smile on his face!

Toni: “Come with me, handsome man, I have a SPECIAL proposition for YOU!

TONI LEADS TIRANTES OFF CAMERA BY THE SUSPENDERS!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

Chris: “Um . . . excuse me? We were conducting an interview?

Natural: “Come to think of it, I don’t think that guy speaks Spanish anyway!

Chris: “He seemed to understand every word she was saying! Fans, more wrestling when we return, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
34:00-41:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“JUMP!” by Van Halen plays, and here they are LOS GRINGOS LOCOS, they enter the ring to a loud chorus off boos from the highly Mexican crowd, and then “Who’s the Man” plays and HERE HE IS, KONNAN and Terry Taylor!

LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ATTACK KONNAN AND TAYLOR FROM THE OPENING BELL, BUT TAYLOR AND KONNAN WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED, AND THEY WILL NOT BULLIED, AND THEY FIGHT BACK, AND EXTRACT LGL FROM THE RING THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!!!!


LOS GRINGOS LOCOS V KONNAN & TERRY TAYLOR

Pepe Casas, the lone referee for the moment, tries to negotiate a safe entrance for LGL into the ring, finally order is restored, and legal tags are made, but fans, its all Taylor and Konnan as they have the momentum and the power of right behind them!
.
.
.
.
.


Meanwhile, during the match, a masked referee comes to the ring, whispers in Pepe Casas ear, and Pepe nods, and we have two refs again. WHAT HAPPENED TO TIRANTES?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


For a brief while, Guererro and Machine double-team Taylor and play keep-away from Konnan, but not for long as Taylor makes the HOT TAG, AND KONNAN COMES IN AND WAYLAYS LOS GRINGOS LOCOS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS OVER EXCEPT AT RINGSIDE! ITS:
.
.
.
.
.
.



UNIVERSO 2000 AND MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL! AS KONNAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES TO EXECUTE A CLOTHESLINE ON LOVE MACHINE, UNIVERSO OPENS THE ROPES, AND KONNAN TUMBLES TO THE FLOOR OF THE SAM HOUSTON COLISEUM, AND UNIVERSO AND MASCARO PUT THE BOOTS TO KONNAN, LEAVING TERRY TAYLOR ALONE IN THE RING WITH LOS GRINGOS LOCOS, PEPE CASAS ORDERS THE BELL RUNG, THIS WILL BE A DQ, BUT IT DOES NOT MATTER AS NOW EDDIE GUERERRO AND LOVE MACHINE HAVE WHAT THEY WANTED ALL ALONG, TERRY TAYLOR ALONE IN THE RING, AND THEY PUT THE BOOTS TO HIM, AND BLOODY HIM IN THE RING, MAKING HIS PAY FOR HIS REMARKS ON THE SECOND EPISODE OF AAA INFERNO!!!!

OUTSIDE THE RING, IT LOOKS HOPELESS AS WELL, AS UNIVERSO 2000 AND MASCARO ANOS DOS MIL ARE EAGER TO TAKE OUT THE #1 RIVAL TO THEIR BROTHERS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

WAIT! ITS:
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
.
.
ITS:
.
.
.
EL HIJO DEL SANTO AND OCTAGON, THEY COME TO THE RING, AND FIGHT UNIVERSO AND MASCARO OFF KONNAN, THEN ENTER THE RING, FIGHT LOS GRINGOS LOCOS OFF TERRY TAYLOR, BUT UNIVERSO AND MASCARO ENTER THE RING, AND ITS FOUR ON ONE, AND NOW IT IS EL HIJO AND OCTAGONS TURN TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF THE RUDOS!!!!


BUT WAIT, AS THEY ARE TAKING THEIR BEATING, KONNAN GRABS THREE STEEL CHAIRS, AND ENTERS THE RING, AND TAKES ONE AND SWINGS IT AT UNIVERSOS BACK, AND HEELS GANGWAY, AND SANTO AND OCTAGON BOTH TAKE CHAIRS, AND THEY CHASE THE HEELS OUT OF THE RING WITH THEM!!!!! THEY CHASE THEM UP THE AISLE!!!! THEY ARE IN THE DRESSING ROOM AREA!!!
.
.
.
.
.


Chris: “WE ARE GOING TO ASK OUR CAMERAS TO FOLLOW THIS AS LONG AS THEY CAN!!!!

Natural: “How can the fans cheer for these guys? They fight with chairs!

Chris: “Konnan, Santo and Octagon are out-numbered 4 to 3, Natural, come on!
.
.
.
.
.


KONNAN & COMPANY CHASE THE HEELS OUT OF THE SAM HOUSTON COLISEUM TO THE PARKING LOT, WHERE UNIVERSO, MASCARO AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS ALL PILE INTO A LIMO, AND SPEED OFF, KONNAN WAVES SANTO AND OCTAGON INTO HIS LOW RIDER, AND THEY GIVE CHASE!!!!! THE CAMERAMAN RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN TO STAY UP, but the final shot IS of Konnans Low Rider chasing the heels down the street . . . . . until the camera pans over to a . . .

.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.


. . . . . .Day Rate Hotel? [confused] [confused] [confused]

And outside the hotel, opening a door is . . .
.
.
.
.
TIRANTES??? . . . . AND . . . .
.

.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
. . . . . . . TONI ADAMS?


Chris: “Fans what is going on HERE?

Natural: “That Tirantes sure moves fast!!! WHAT A CHARMER!!!!

Chris: “I’M GLAD TO SEE HE TAKES HIS JOB SO SERIOUSLY.

“Fans, we will try and see if we can find out more about what THAT is all about, and I’m not sure if I do really want to know . . . . . . but also: if Universo 2000 and Mascaro anos Dos Mil are out of the area . . . .THAT MEANS BRIAN PILLMAN CHALLENGES CIEN CARAS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE---WITH NO FEAR OF OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE--- FANS WILL WE SEE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? IT COULD HAPPEN THIS WEEK ON AAA INFERNO!!!!!!!




.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
45:00-48:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
AAA FANS SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR FAVORITES WRESTLERS!!!!! Konnan, El Hijo del Santo, tee-shirts, masks, Octagon masks, and MORE!!! Call 1-800-AAA-945 TO ORDER A CATALOG TODAY!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: “Fans, its mano a mano, one versus one, no outside interference, BRIAN PILLMAN CHALLENGES CIEN CARAS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, referees Pepe Casas and the mysterious MASKED referee are in the ring, LETS GO RIGHT NOW TO THE RING INTRODUCTIONS!
.
.
.
.

Dr. Morales: “SENORS Y SENORAS, presente los referees:
.
.
.
.
.


“Pepe Casas y
.
.
.

.

. . . . .. . . EL DOPO!!!!!


"¡El desafiador!
.
.
.
.
.
Pour some sugar on me - Def Leppard

Para Cincinnati Ohio:
.
.
.
.
.
.



FLYIN’ BRIAN PILLMAN!!!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


SEÑORAS Y CABALLEROS, el campeón de lucha pesado del mundo:
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
Emerson, Lake and Powell - Touch and Go
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


.
¡CIEN CARAS!!!!!!




AAA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CIEN CARAS V BRIAN PILLMAN
Your referees: Pepe Casas and El Dopo

The bell rings, and Brian Pillman takes the offensive, and already has Cien Caras on the backfoot!

Chris: “Fans, just to reiterate, Cien Caras' brothers, Universo 2000 and Mascaro anos dos Mil have been chased OUT OF THE SAM HOUSTON COLISEUM, they cannot interfere in the outcome of this match, if Brian Pillman wants that world title, all he has to do is BEAT THAT MAN CIEN CARAS, AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!

Natural: “Without the moral support of his brothers, the world champion does look a little off his game, he needs to pull it together Chris, or we will see a new World Heavyweight Champion crowned right here on AAA Inferno!

Wait! Cien Caras does have a few tricks still up his sleeve, and rakes the eyes of Pillman, and uses several underhanded tactics to keep Pillman at bay, and follows up with a series of thrilling stomps, axe handles and eye rakes!

But with each heel tactic, the rage that burns in the belly of Flyin' Brian Pillman simmers! This kid has so much heart, so much spirit, he feels that world title getting closer and closer! He starts to score near fall after near fall on Caras, but fans, there is something strange going on between the referees---
.
.
.
.
.
. . . . . .every time Pillman covers Caras, Dopo counts slowly, or stops Casas from the three count, and the refs start to argue, and Brian Pillman angrily demands an explanation from El Dopo!

As Pillman argues with the refs, what is this? Caras slides towards the announcer'S table and getS the belt! He rolls in the ring with it, and as El Dopo and Pepe Casas angrily quarrel, Pillman goes to roll up Caras one more time:
.
.
.

.
.

.
.
.
.


[glow=red,2,300]BAM! [/glow]

CARAS GETS ON ONE KNEE AND NAILS PILLMAN WITH THE BELT, THEN THROWS IT AWAY, AND MAKES THE COVER, EL DOPO IS JOHNNY ON THE SPOT WITH A FAST COUNT, 123!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
CIEN CARAS RETAINS HIS TITLE!

Chris: “What the hell?


As Casas checks on a totally unconscious Pillman, El Dopo rolls out of the ring, and takes OFF HIS MASK: ITS:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ITS:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
WHY, ITS:




FIVE STAR AL SNOW? ITS WAS A SETUP!!!! THE WHOLE TIRANTES THING WAS A SET UP BETWEEN HIM AND TONI ADAMS!!!! CHRIS CRUISE GOES OVER TO DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!!!

Chris Cruise: “MR. AL SNOW, YOU JUST COST BRIAN PILLMAN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

Al Snow: “I cost him the world title? That punk, that man PILLMAN cost ME THE BATTLE ROYALE TO GET HERE!!!! BRIAN PILLMAN, if Five Star Al Snow cant get a title shot, NEITHER CAN YOU, AND NOW WE ARE EVEN!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.



WITH THAT, SNOW TAUNTS THE FANS BY HOLDING FIVE FINGERS ALOFT WITH EACH HAND, AND GENERATES A LOUD CHORUS OF BOOS!

Chris Cruise: “That man, Five Star Al Snow, has ripped off Brian Pillman, I have a feeling that when that young man regains his faculties, there will be a PRICE TO PAY!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.

.


Chris Cruise: “WAIT! Fans I understand we have word from our cameraman of footage from that hotel we just saw, lets go there RIGHT NOW!
.
.
.
.

.

.
.
.
.
.
The cameraman opens the door to the room we saw Tirantes and Toni Adams and it is . . IS WIDE OPEN! The cameraman enters . . . .. pans around to:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


TIRANTES!!!! THE REFEREE IS TIED TO THE BED, UNDER COVERS THANKFULLY, BUT MOUTH-GAGGED WITH A PAIR OF PANTIES, AND HANDCUFFED TO THE BEDPOSTS WITH FURRY PINK HANDCUFFS!!!!! WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!!! TONI IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN! GOOD RIDDANCE, AND GOOD NIGHT FROM HOUSTON!!!!!
.

.
.
.
.
.
.


movie

Copyright AAA USA Inc, 1993

[jackknight]

El said:

11/23/93
Live on Univision Tuesday nights 10-11pm from the Olympic Grand Auditorium, Los Angeles, CA

With commentator and ring announcer Dr. Alphones Morales and Andres Marones

You are reading the English language broadcast shown on the AAA
syndicated network with Chris Cruise and Terry Taylor the weekend of Dec 24-26, 1993.

Referees for all matches:
FAN FAVORITE REFEREE: Pepe Casas
HEEL REFEREE: Tirantes

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

0:00-17:00

Chris Cruise: “AN EARLY CHRISTMAS present for the great fans as this week for the first time ever in the United States, AAA Inferno shows you the 1992 Career versus Career match between Konnan and the current World heavyweight Champion CIEN Caras!
.
.
.
.
.
.


Intro:
movie




.
.
.





Chris Cruise:“ WELCOME FANS TO AAA INFERNO LIVE ON UNIVISION, OR ON TAPE DELAY WHEREVER YOU MIGHT WATCH ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, I am Chris Cruise and I am joined by The Natural, and fans indeed we go back in time this week Natural as it is Konnan versus Cien Caras, career versus career!

Natural: "Hey Crispy are you willing to make a wager on the winner?

Chris: "Er- I think I'll pass, thank you very much! In six man tag team action you will see JUSHIN LIGER, JERRY LYNN and DISCO INFERNO battle DAVID TAYLOR, BOBBY DUNCUM JUNIOR and THE IRISH TERRORIST!

Natural: "Duncum and Taylor are a great tag team but they will need the luck of the Irish to win this one!

Chris: "From there its The Hardy Boyz as they take on YOUR team, Natural, that being the team of Titan Sports, Inc.!

Natural: "I hope the Rock n Roll Express are watching, because I am going to give them a LITTLE preview of what is going to happen the THEM when they step into the ring with my Titans!

Chris: "Fans, two weeks ago Brian Pillman won a battle royal that Natural was alluding to, and in the process won a title shot at Cien Caras, only to have his opportunity ruined by Five Star Al Snow, fans we hope to get work with Brian Pillman this week!

Natural: "Great, I hope we have the censor button ready.

Chris: "Natural, I understand we held a Secret Santa earlier this week at AAA's offices in Los Angeles, we will gather around the Christmas tree and see what presents the superstars of AAA got!

Natural: "OH BOY, I LOVE Christmas, Crispy, I hope I got a BIG present!

Chris: "Without any further ado, LETS GO TO THE RING WHERE DR. ALPHONSO MORALES IS STANDING BY WITH OUR FIRST MATCH!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Morales: “Senors u Senoras, es esta lucha lucha LUCHA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Introduction and ring entrances are made, and we are ready to go!

JUSHIN LIGER + JERRY LYNN + DISCO INFERNO V DAVID TAYLOR + BOBBY DUNCUM JR + IRISH TERRORIST
Good back and forth high paced action except that Lynn and Liger seem to object to some shortcuts being taken by Disco Inferno, and so do the fans! Infernos antics, including arguing with the ref and getting schoolboyed by Duncum, almost cost his team the match, and it is up to Jerry Lynn and Jushin Liger to work together to work over Duncum and Terrorist, and finally Lynn gets the cover on Taylor: look at this, Inferno tags him self in, and pulls LYNN OFF, AND GOES TO PIN TAYLOR HIMSELF, AFTER DOING NOTHING FOR 7 MINUTES!

Chris: "Fans, the nerve of Disco Inferno, I have to wonder about this guy! Fans, I understand we are about to on our FIRST SECRET SANTA present, lets go to AAA Headquarters right now!
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CIEN CARAS approaches the AAA Christmas tree, and picks up a very, big gift! Its from his secret Santa: HIS BROTHER, UNIVERSO 2000! Caras opens it: ITS A STAND UP MIRROR! Cien Caras stands it up, and then stands in front of it, admiring himself in it as we cut!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris Cruise: “Wrestling fans Christmas is on us, and some wrestlers have been naughty, and some have been nice! We know you want to know who the naughty ones are, and frankly some of the rumors and stories we have been hearing about the top stars in other promotions cannot be repeated on the air! All we can say are three words: drugs, sex, and POLICE RECORDS! We name names, and make the charges that need to be made, exclusively on the AAA HOTLINE! ($1.99 the first minute, .99 every minute after).
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.




.
.



17:00-21:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

El Hijo del Santo comes to the AAA office Christmas tree, and CIEN CARAS IS STILL STANDING THERE, LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR! CARAS TAKES THE MIRROR, AND BEATS IT as Santo picks up his Secret Santa present. It's from OCTAGON! Santo opens it up:
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
. . . . . . . . .. and it's a BRAND NEW SANTO MASK!
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: "Fans standing by in the back of the Sam Houston Coliseum we are glad to be joined by BRIAN PILLMAN, Flyin' Brian, last week we all saw it, you had Cien Caras cornered, the World Heavyweight title within your grasp (highlights from last week are shown in a pizza box as Chris talks to Brian) but then, one of the referees turns out to be none other than FIVE STAR AL SNOW! Brian Pillman, if you were to see Al Snow right now what would you say to him?

Brian: "Mister Cruise . . . . I know Al Snow has to be watching this at home in his living room so I will say what I have to say right now: WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND, Five Star Al Snow, you couldn't take losing the battle royal to Flyin' Brian, but you cost me MUCH MORE THAN THAT! The next time I track you down Five Star, I'm gonna make you pay, then I am taking THAT SLUT TONI, AND ADDING FIVE NOTCHES TO MY BED!!!!

Chris: "ALL RIGHTY THEN, thank you Flyin' Brian!

Natural: "Hey Crispy, I'm told because of what happened last week, Brian Pillman will get some automatic title shots at Cien Caras, maybe he'd better focus on THAT instead of Al Snow!

Chris: "The fire that burns in the spirited belly of one Brian Pillman is hard to extinguish, natural! Speaking of Cien Caras:
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: "At this time, as promised, it is out pleasure to take you back in time for a classic CAREER VERSUS CAEER MATCH between Konnan and the current AAA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, CIEN CARAS!


(Promoters note: I am posting the Spanish language version of this match as originally shown on Mexican TV----for AAA Inferno, we overdubbed Chris Cruise and The Natural commentating, and Konnan's music is replaced with "Who's Da Man?" by House of Pain. One other thing: you might want to watch the video for Cien Caras who makes the the greatest ring entrance ever in the history of wrestling.)
.
.
.

.
.
.
.

2/3 FALLS
CAREER V CAREER
KONNAN V CIEN CARAS

Konnan vs Cien Caras - Carrera vs Carrera p.1


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: "Fans, Konnan wins the first fall of this classic match! I do however wonder what is Jake "the Snake" Roberts up to?? The second fall when we return on AAA Inferno- BUT FIRST, we go back to the AAA Christmas tree, who will get their Secret Santa gift next?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ITS TONI ADAMS!!!! Her Secret Santa turns out to be . . . HER BEAU, FIVE STAR AL SNOW! AND ITS A SMALL RECTANGULAR BOX, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! She opens it to REVEAL:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

A miniature framed picture of . . . . . AL SNOW? Toni rolls her eyes as we cut!
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
34:00-41:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Its time for Secret Santa again, and this time Los Gringos Locos get theirs: their Secret Santa's were: UH, OH----- TERRY TAYLOR AND EL HIJO DEL SANTO!

They warily open them up, and pull out:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

. . . . . . MINIATURE LIQUOR BOTTLES!

Eddie Guerrero: "How typical Love Machine, that drunk Mexican Santo sent us tequila!

Love Machine: "Ha! Hey its Christmas week, we don't have to wrestle, lets party, Eddie!

With that both men take the bottles, open them, and chug them! But fans, oh no, the camera takes a closeup of the bottles: THEY ARE NOT TEQUILA:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

. . . . . . . BUT HOT SAUCE! LOVE MACHINE AND EDDIE BEND OVER GAGGING AND COUGHING AS WE CUT!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
AAA FANS SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLERS!!!!! Konnan, El Hijo del Santo, tee-shirts, masks, Octagon masks, and MORE!!! Call 1-800-AAA-945 TO ORDER A CATALOG TODAY!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Chris: "Fans, we return in time, Konnan is up 1 fall to zero, remember if this was a one fall match for the AAA Word heavyweight Championship, Konnan would be champion right now but its 2/3 falls, lets go to the second fall right now, and keep an eye on that Jake Roberts!
.
.
.
.
Konnan vs Cien Caras - Carrera vs Carrera p.2
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: "A controversial ending to a great and historic match! Fans, because of his actions, wrestling fans all across the world and especially Mexico howled for revenge for Konnan, to the point a letter writing campaign all but forced AAA to allow Konnan to step into the ring one more time to get revenge on Jake Roberts.

"On next weeks Inferno, Konnan versus Jake Roberts from Tijuana, we will show you that footage, right here as Konnan challenges Jake Roberts to a HAIR VERSUS HAIR MATCH- SOMEONE WILL LOSE THEIR HAIR, NEXT WEEK ON AAA INFERNO! More wrestling but right now let's go to our NEXT SECRET SANTA!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It's referee TIRANTES!!!! His Secret Santa is Konnan, he opens it up: and its a pair . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. . . . . . . .of eyeglasses???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
45:00-48:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.

.
.
.
Its Secret Santa time once again, fans, and out final recipient will be VAMPIRO!!! Now what kind of gift would you give VAMPIRO? His Secret Santa was Jerry Lynn, and Vampiro opens it . . . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. . . . . .ITS A DEAD, STUFFED RAT!!!!

Chris: "GROSS!!!!!!

Natural: "Im going to be sick!!!!

Vampiro looks at it, shocked, then says: "COOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Chris: "Each to their own, I suppose! Fans, lets go right now to the final match this week!
.
.
.
.
.
.


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
TITAN SPORTS, INC. def. THE HARDY BOYZ

Chris: "Fans, as you can see my broadcast colleague has headed to the ring to congratulate his tag team on their victory right here in AAA Inferno! We are completely out of time, MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND FELIZ NAVIDAD from all of us in AAA!!!!!
.
.
.
movie

Copyright AAA USA Inc,, 1993

[jackknight]

El said:

12/28/93
Live on Univision Tuesday nights 10-11pm from the Sam Houston Coliseum, Houston TX 12/11/93

With commentator and ring announcer Dr. Alphones Morales and Andres Marones

You are reading the English language broadcast shown on the AAA
syndicated network with Chris Cruise and Terry Taylor the weekend of Dec 31-Jan 2, 1993-94.

Referees for all matches:
FAN FAVORITE REFEREE: Pepe Casas
HEEL REFEREE: Tirantes

0:00-17:00

Chris Cruise: “As a new year approaches we go back in time once more as KONNAN WRESTLES JAKE" THE SNAKE" ROBERTS- its a classic HAIR VERSUS HAIR MATCH AND IT STARTS THIS HOUR ON AAA INFERNO!!!!!!

Intro:
movie




.
.
.





Chris Cruise:“ WELCOME FANS TO AAA INFERNO LIVE ON UNIVISION, OR ON TAPE DELAY WHEREVER YOU MIGHT WATCH ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, I am Chris Cruise and joining me this week once again is The Natural, and Natural, we go back in time once more. Last week we saw Jake Roberts cost Konnan a career versus career match against Cien Caras. But thanks to public pressure, Konnan was allowed to return to the ring once more time to get revenge on The Snake in a HAIR VERSUS HAIR MATCH!

Natural: "I'm having a hard time determining who is the real 'snake' here, Crispy Cruiser, Jake Roberts? OR Konnan . . . . for finding a way to slither back into the ring after fairly and squarely losing a career versus career match!

Chris: "After what we saw last week I'd hardly call any of that 'fair' Natural, and even Cien Caras didn't raise a hand of protest when he heard Konnan was going to seek revenge on Jake Roberts! In addition, in this hour, more great six man action as 2 COLD SCORPIO, VAMPIRO AND REY MISTERIO JUNIOR wrestle BLUE PANTHER, MADONNA'S BOYFRIEND AND PCISOCIS!

Natural: "WOW, I can't wait to see that match, should be a lot of high flying hard hitting action in that one, Crispy!

Chris: "Without any further ado, LETS GO TO THE RING WHERE DR. ALPHONSO MORALES IS STANDING BY WITH OUR FIRST MATCH!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Morales: “Senors u Senoras, es esta lucha lucha LUCHA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The intros and ring mucus have been shown, and now we are ready to WRESTLE!


.
.
2 COLD SCORPIO + VAMPIRO + REY MISTERIO JUNIOR V BLUE PANTHER + MADONNA'S BOYFRIEND + PCICOSIS
Amazing back and forth action as the Houston crowd seems to get behind the Mexican working class hero, Blue Panther. Pcicosis and Misterio Junior give the fans a late Christmas present with incredible hot spot bumps. In the end, Vampiro gets Madonna' Boyfriend in a crucifix for the win!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



17:00-21:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Chris Cruise: “Fans, the main event to CALIFORNIA CONFLICT will be announced this Sunday night in San Diego, now fans the only way to get the real scoop on who the principles are is to be in SAN DIEGO this Sunday night for a AAA INFERNO TV TAPING, OR you can call the AAA HOTLINE right now as we analyze the wrestlers, and give OUR prediction for the main event at California Conflict! Be the first on your block to know the main event of CALIFORNIA CONFLICT, call RIGHT NOW! ($1.99 the first minute, .99 every minute after, kids remember to get your parents permission before calling).


Chris: "Fans, last week we showed you the career versus career match that fueled the fire of controversy between Konnan and the World heavyweight Champion, Cien Caras. In that match, Jake Roberts stuck his nose in and caused Konnan to lose his career.

"In order to avoid an international incident, Konnan was forced to un-retire, and faced jake Roberts, BUT Konnan had one demands if he was to break the stipulation of his Cien Caras match: IT WOULD BE A HAIR VERSUS HAIR MATCH!

"It is now our privilege to bring you that grudge match, this week on AAA Inferno! Fans, you'll see some familiar faces in this one . . .including EDDIE GUERRERO and as you will see, Eddies misplaced patriotism goes a long way back!

(Promoters note: I am posting the Spanish language version of this match as originally shown on Mexican TV----for AAA Inferno, we overdubbed Chris Cruise and The Natural commentating, and Konnan's music is replaced with "Who's Da Man?" by House of Pain. )
.
.
.
.
.

HAIR VERSUS HAIR MATCH
KONNAN V JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS


Konnan vs Jake Roberts cabellera vs cabellera 1/3
.

.
.

.
.
Chris: "Fans, Jake Roberts and Konnan are toe to toe in this one- no one wants to lose their hair! More after this!
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
34:00-41:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
AAA FANS SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLERS!!!!! Konnan, El Hijo del Santo, tee-shirts, masks, Octagon masks, and MORE!!! Call 1-800-AAA-945 TO ORDER A CATALOG TODAY!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Chris: "Fans, we return to Tijuana as Konnan seeks revenge on Jake Roberts for costing him a career versus career match versus Cien Caras by taking him on in a hair versus hair match! Lets go back in time right now!
.
.
.
.

..
.

Konnan vs Jake Roberts cabellera vs cabellera 2/3
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chris: "Fans, as you can see it just doesn't take Jake Roberts- It takes Jake Roberts AND The Warlord to put down the mighty Konnan- and they STILL cant get the job done, as Konnan is down but still alive in this one! Remember, the loser LOSES THEIR HAIR! One man will walk out in victory- the other shaved bald! When we return, the conclusion of this epic encounter between Konnan and Jake Roberts, and fans I guarantee you that before this hour is over, YOU WILL SEE A HEAD GETTING SHAVED! DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
45:00-48:00 COMMERCIAL BREAK
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Chris: "Fans, its Tijuana - -ironically right across the border from the site of our next AAA INFERNO TV TAPING, SAN DIEGO, THIS SUNDAY NIGHT JANUARY 2, GET YOUR TICKETS NOW- and Konnan is in a fight for his life against not just Jake Roberts, but seemingly everyone else in AAA! Lets go back right now as Konnan is down, the loser's hair is ONE THE LINE! Fans, I guarantee you before we go off this air, SOMEONE IS GETTING A HAIRCUT!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Konnan vs Jake Roberts cabellera vs cabellera 3/3

.
.
.
Chris: "FANS, BOY OH BOY DID you see that last minute? As we promised JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS shaved bald as a cue ball, a humiliation well deserved after his interference in Konnans match with Cien Caras!

"Fans, I understand that since then, Jake Roberts has never quite recovered from this national humiliation, and is trying to somehow resurrect his career in a minor league wrestling promotion somewhere, meanwhile the Warlord is barely making ends meet, desperately looking for work from any rinky dink indie promoter who will have him!

"Fans, this is just a SMALL SAMPLE of the excitement you can expect in the coming new year and years afterwards from AAA! And, one make you wonder: what heights can Konnan reach in 1994?

"We will see you LIVE FROM SAN DIEGO for the OFFICIAL CONTRACT SIGNING OF THE MAIN EVENT OF CALIFORNIA CONFLICT, NEXT WEEK ON AAA INFERNO! SEE YOU THEN!
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
movie

Copyright AAA USA Inc,, 1993