XWF Presents "The Opening Chapter" 11/10/96
Nov 11, 2013 4:46:54 GMT
Post by Pigman on Nov 11, 2013 4:46:54 GMT
11/10/96 Hammerstein Ballroom, Manhattan, NY
Joey Styles welcomes us to a special edition of XWF here on MTV and reminds us that we will airing regularly on Friday nights starting next week
Paul Heyman makes his way out to the ring. He explains to everyone that after some time away he is back and better than ever with his new promotion Xtreme Wrestling Federation. He says things have been stale and its time to shake things up a bit. He’s got a brand new concept that’s never been seen before and he’s here to present it to the world. He then goes over to the announcers table and grabs the XWF title and brings it into the ring. The XWF Championship is meant to push the boundaries of professional wrestling and prove who’s really the best of all time.
Anyone that want’s a shot at the XWF title can come out and call out the champ at the beginning of the show each week in whats called the challenge period. That person will then get a title match with the current champ in the main event of that weeks show. If more than one superstar comes out during the challenge period those superstars will have a match right then and there with the winner of that match moving on to face the champ that night. In order to ensure fairness to every superstar, if you lose to the champion after winning a challenge match you will not be able to make a challenge for one month from that date.
Now I’m assuming that everyone in the back right now is dying to run out and make the first challenge and claim the title, so to keep some order around here I have made the decision to hold a 20 man Battle Royale to declare the first XWF champion. We will have 5 Beat the clock qualifying matches to give one superstar the advantage of coming out as entry number 20. Heyman exits the ring and joins Joey Styles on commentary to watch the action as it unfolds.
Comercial Break
VS 
Qualifiying match #1 Balls Mahoney vs Big Guido
Balls Mahoney comes down to the ring with a steel chair in hand but gets stopped short by referee Scott Armstrong who isn’t allowing him to keep it around. As Balls is arguing with the ref Big Guido takes advantage of this time and attacks him from behind. This doesn’t do much but anger Balls. A series of punches is exchanged but Guido can’t hold up any longer and is taken down by a clothesline Balls hits a combination of slams followed by the Nutcracker Suite to get the win.
Winner- Balls Mahone:Qualifiying time 4:18
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Qualifying match #2 Hector Garza vs Shawn Stasiak
Garza and Stasiak lock up at the start of the match, Garza starts to overpower Shawn but he quickly slips out and delivers a dropkick. Shawn wastes no time and attacks Garza as he’s getting up with another dropkick. He tries for it one more time but is pushed aside this time. Garza takes control over the rookie and Stasiak can’t keep up. Garza lands a moonsault to finish him.
Winner- Hector Garza:Qualifying time 3:07
After the match we see Balls Mahoney watching the match backstage, Frustrated by his time being beat he gets up quickly and destroys the tv with a chair.
VS 
Qualifying match #3 Adam Pearce vs Shannon Moore
Pearce uses his strength to dominate Shannon, tossing him around the ring like a ragdoll. Pearce enthusiastic about his dominance begins to show off. Moore uses this to his advantage as he flips over Pearce's shoulder as he carries him around the ring. Shannon now uses his agility to work Pearce by having him chase him around the ring for a bit. Moore is eventually caught and is given a Piledriver to end the match
Winner- Adam Pearce:Qualifying time 3:17
Commercial Break
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Qualifying match #4 Christian York vs Mike Quackenbush
The two men size each other up before locking up in the center of the ring. Neither one wants to budge, eventually they both get frustrated and push away from each other. York delivers a hip toss but Mike quickly recovers and gives one of his own. A series of reversals follow from both men but Quackenbush eventually comes out on top. The advantage keeps shifting back and forth until Mike catches York with a quick rollup to secure the win.
Winner- Mike Quackenbush:Qualifying time 5:46
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Qualifying match #5 Mike Awesome vs Super Dragon
Awesome is quick to jump on top of dragon hitting him with a barrage of punches. Dragon quickly runs to turnbuckle and bounces off with a dropkick. Mike pushes himself up and continues the assault on dragon. Dragon is able to maneuver away from Awesome every once in a while but can’t take the offense much longer. Mike nails Dragon with the Awesome Bomb to end the match
Winner- Mike Awesome:Qualifying time 4:34
Commercial Break
We come back to Mike Buffer in the ring as we are getting set for the Battle Royal
“The following is a 20 man over the top rope Battle Royal match. We will start off with two competitors and a new participant will enter every 2 minutes. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope and have both feet touch the floor. The last superstar in the ring will be your winner and new XWF Champion!! Ladies and Gentleman Lets Get Ready to Ruuummmmble!!!!!"
The first participant is Shannon Moore, who drew the unlucky number one spot and he is followed by Heavy Metal entering at number two. Heavy Metal goes after Moore and looks for a fast elimination but Shannon quickly evades Metal lands a combo of punches and kicks to keep momentum going.
The countdown starts and we await our next entrant. It’s The Brooklyn Brawler! Brawler plays off of his hometown crowd and charges to the ring. Brawler jumps in and joins in on the attack of Heavy Metal. Shannon Moore and Brawler work together for a bit until Heavy Metal manages to fight them off.
Our fourth participant is Pitbull I. As he is making his
way to the ring Shannon Moore gets tossed out right in front of him.
Pitbull enters the ring and fends off against both men in the ring. Brawler and Heavy Metal take over control and start the attack on Pitbull They go for the elimination but wait here comes Pitbull II just in time to make the save! The Pitbulls fight off the Brooklyn Brawler and Heavy Metal and manage to eliminate both of them. The Pitbulls now wait in the ring together for the arrival of the next participant. It’s the Sandman!!
Sandman comes walks down to the ring with a kendo stick in hand and circles the ring a few times trying to find the best way in as the Pitbulls wait for him. He slides in the ring as fast as he can and starts swinging his kendo stick around. He mananges to catch Pittbull II a few times before Pitbull I jumps on top of him and manages to take him down. Sandman still has his kendo stick in hand though and starts swinging at Pitbull I’s leg.
The Countdown starts again and out comes Balls Mahoney with a steel chair. Balls races down to the ring and fights the Pitbulls off with his chair. Sandman gets up and stares down Mahoney for a few seconds before they agree to take on the Pitbulls togeher.
Sandman and Balls both drop their weapons and go on the attack. As they are fighting Doink the clown enters next and all competiors stop fighting and throw Doink out faster than he came down to the ring, then resume fighting. As the fight continues Sandman manages to take out Pitbull I
Big Guido enters the ring and goes straight after Balls after losing to him earlier in the night.
Adam Pearce enters next and joins the current scramble. After being picked apart Pitbull II gets thrown out by Pearce and Sandman.
And out comes Erin O’ Grady but obviously the luck of the Irish isn’t with him as he gets tossed right out by Pearce.
Balls Mohoney manages to shove Big Guido over the ropes to eliminate him. Balls and Sandman work together again to take out Adam Pearce.
The timer starts up again and out comes Steve Blackman! Blackman brings down a trashcan full of weapons to liven things up. He tosses the trashcan in the ring before entering and manages to take down Balls Mahoney in the process. Blackman and Sandman both pick up kendo Sticks and start beating each other down.
The Goon comes out next with his hockey stick but has no chance to use it before he’s attacked by Balls. Balls sticks the trashcan on top of his head and watches as Sandman and Blackman blast it with their kendo sticks. Mahoney picks up The Goon’s hockey stick and joins in on the fun.
Mike Quackenbush comes out next and pulls the The Goon over to the Ropes to save him as he’s coming in. Quackenbush immediately goes on the offensive but is quckly overpowered by numbers. The beatdown continues until the next entrant arrives It’s the War Beast Rhino!!!
Rhino charges down to the ring to stop the assualt. With some help from Rhino, Quackenbush manages to get up and continue fighting. As Balls Mahoney charges at Rhino he manages to push out the way and send him flipping over the top rope to eliminate him.
Shawn Stasiak enters next and jumps right into the scuffle.
As the fight continues Super Dragon enters the ring next as Rhino and Steve Blackman manage to eliminate the Sandman after working on him for some time.
Christian York comes down to the ring goes straight for Quackenbush who stole a win from him earlier. Super Dragon climbs to the top turnbuckle and is about to jump on Shawn Stasiak but is pushed out the ring by Blackman.
Mike Awesome enters the ring and throws Stasiak out right away. As Awesome turns around he is hit by a Gore by Rhino. Everyone takes advantage of this and jumps on top of him teaming up to throw him out
Finally the winner of the beat the clock challenge Hector Garza enters and we are down to our final five.
Quackenbush continues to battle as Garza attempts to take on Rhino and Blackman. Garza manages to take Rhino down with a powerbomb which gives him enough time to toss Blackman out of the ring. Quackenbush attempts a flying armbar on York but was too close to the ropes and manages to get himself pushed over.
Garza goes after York but is caught with a Gore out of nowhere that sends him flying over the top rope. York quickly sneaks behind Rhino and tosses him over the ropes to steal the win and become the first ever XWF Heavyweight Champion! Paul Heyman gets up from the commentary table and brings the title into the ring and hands it to York. York drops to his knees in celebration as the show fades to black.
Winner and new XWF Champion Christian York
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