WWF SUPERSTARS 3/9/94 MOM v PITT BULLS, JANNETTY v BARBARIAN
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WWF SUPERSTARS
IN SYNDICATION 3/9 & 3/10/94
TAPED MARCH 5, 1994
AT THE WAR MEMORIAL IN UTICA, NEW YORK
The WWF Superstars opening plays!!!!!!
Men on a Mission dancing in the ring
Shawn Michaels superkicking someone
Quebecers with the Rocket Launcher
Adam Bomb hitting the Meltodwn
Undertaker hitting a Tombstone
Tatanka doing the War Dance
Bret Hart with a Superplex
Diesel dropping someone with the Jackknife Powerbomb
Smoking Gunns brawling with someone in the ring
Razor Ramon posing in the ring
Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross are here and ready for another exciting episode of WWF Superstars!!!! They run down today’s card of exciting matches and add that Stan Lane will have a special interview later in the program with Crush! Jim Ross once again calls Crush the Benedict Arnold of the World Wrestling Federation!!
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”Minster” James Vandenburg’s Mad Dog’s of Damnation, The Pitt Bulls kick the program off facing a tag team that loves to party, Men on a Mission!!!!!!! Oscar raps M.O.M to the ring and the big men dance around. Once the bell rings however it’s all business as the two teams beat the snot out of each other. Ross calls this a slobberknocker that is damn sure bowling shoe ugly!!!! During the match we get pre-recorded comments from the team that will face the Pitt Bulls at Wrestlemania X. THE HEADSHRINKERS!!!
Fatu:Pitt Bulls, you think you big and bad? Well punks, Samu and Fatu are biggest and baddest there are!!! And at Wrestlemania X we gonna show you just how big and bad we are!!!!!
Back in the ring The Pitt Bulls have isolated Mo in the ring and are really putting the hurt on him. Mo tries to fight back but the Pitt Bulls have him in a bad way!!! In an incredible show of strength they get Mo up for the Super Bomb!!!! Mo splatters in the center of the ring as Pitt Bull I makes the cover and Pitt Bull II stands over him!!!
WINNER: THE PITT BULLS
“Flyboy” Rocco and Johnny Grunge are in an alleyway with bottles in their hands.
Rocco: Yo Johnny!!!
Johnny Grunge: What’s up Rocco?
Rocco: You know what they call us?
Johnny: What’s that Rocco?
Rocco: They call us, The Public Enemy, the most dangerous team in wrestling. Do you know why Johnny?
Johnny: Is it because we don’t care if we win or lose Rocco, as long as we hurt those we are wrestling? Is it because we ain’t scared to use tables, chairs and baseball bats? Is it because we are more afraid to live than we are to die? Is that it, Rocco?
Rocco: That’s right Johnny, and we are gonna show everyone just how dangerous we are when Public Enemy comes to Wrestlemania!!!!!!!
Monsoon and Ross discuss the reputation that Public Enemy has around the world as the most dangerous tag team in wrestling, Ross wonders what that means for the other tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation?
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Adam Bomb with his manager Jason takes on the young Devon Storm in a match that Ross said Storm is probably regretting signing on for. Bomb tosses Storm around like a ragdoll. Storm tries to get a couple shots in but it’s like throwing rocks at a tank. Bomb puts Storm out of his misery with the Meltdown!!
WINNER: ADAM BOMB
After showing a replay of the Meltdown Ross throws it to Joey Styles in the Wrestlemania X Control Center!!!!
Joey Styles is standing in front of the Wrestlemania X backdrop!!! Joey runs down the matches we are going to see at Wrestlemana, it’s a battle of the high flyers as the 1-2-3 Kid battles 2 Cold Scorpio, in what will be anything but high flying but will be an absolute brawl, the Headshrinkers go to war with The Pitt Bulls! In another tag team battle, the Quebecers with Johnny Polo will put the WWF Tag Team Titles on the line against The Smoking Gunns!! The Undertaker faces his former friend Crush, and brother in laws clash when The British Bulldog battles Owen Hart!!! Plus the 7 foot tall Diesel will challenge “Da Bad Guy” Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental Championship and the big one, the winner of the 1994 Royal Rumble, “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels challenges Bret “The Hitman” Hart for the WWF Heavyweight Championship! Joey then takes us back to the contract signing between the two men this passed week on Monday Night Raw!!!
VTR MONDAY NIGHT RAW 3/4/94:
Stan Lane is standing in the middle of the ring, a table is also set up and is surrounded by WWF Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter , and officials Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco.
Stan Lane: At this time please welcome the man who will challenge for the WWF Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania X, a two time former Intercontinental Champion and the winner of the 1994 Royal Rumble, accompanied by Diesel, he is “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels!!!!!!
Shawn Michaels and Diesel make their way out to the ring, Shawn dances down the aisle as Diesel just stalks down. They climb in the ring, Shawn offers a handshake to Sgt Slaughter and then pulls it away and laughs.
Stan Lane: And now, the man he will challenge for the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship in Madison Square Garden at Wrestlemania X. He is the reigning and defending WWF Champion, Bret “The Hitman” Hart!!!!!!
Bret Hart makes his way out of the locker room and down the aisle, WWF Title draped over his shoulder!!! Bret climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Slaughter, Brisco, Patterson and Lane.
Stan Lane talks about the prestige of the WWF Title and the Main Event of Wrestlemania being the ultimate chance to make your mark in the history books. Sgt Slaughter presents the contract for the match and asks both men to sign. Bret steps up to sign first a Champion. After signing Stan asks Bret about facing Shawn at Wrestlemania,
Bret Hart: You know Shawn Michaels, you and I are a lot alike. We both came to the WWF in a Tag Team, we both have been Intercontinental CHampion and we both have proven everyone who doubted us wrong but climbing a ladder they said we couldn’t climb. The only difference is I did it with honor and integrity and in a way that the people at home could watch and be proud of. You have broken every rule in the book, taken every short cut you possibly could and have had SCUM like this thug do your dirty work!!!! And at Wrestlemania X it won’t matter what tricks you have up your sleeve, it won’t matter what your thug tries to do to help you because you are going to be EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED BY THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!!!!! I’ll see you in Madison Square Garden!!!!!
Shawn makes faces and mocks Bret the entire time Bret is talking. Slaughter then presents the contract to Shawn who makes a big production of signing it. Stan then asks Shawn if he has anything he wishes to say.
Shawn Michaels: You are damn right I do Stan Lane!!! You are right Bret, we have come up the same roads, and you are right we are completely different. Bret you come out here time and time again and tell anyone who will listen how you are the best there is, was and ever will be. I don’t have to tell anyone how good I am because everyone sees it. And it doesn’t matter how I do it, because in the record books there isn’t a footnote if I lied, cheated or stole, there isn’t an asterisk that says “he broke the rules” all it’s going to say is I beat you for the WWF Title at Wrestlemania X at Madison Square Garden. And now the next World Wrestling Federation Champion, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Micahels and Big Daddy Cool Diesel are leaving the building!!!!!
Shawn drops the microphone and turns to leave but then spins around
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AND SUPERKICKS BRET HART FLUSH IN THE MUSH!!!!!
Everything goes nuts after that as Slaughter and the officials try to get control of the situation but Shawn yells at Diesel to do it and Diesel grabs Bret
AND JACKKNIFE POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross yells that Diesel has broken the Champion in half!!!!! The ring floods with people!!!!! Slaughter is yelling at Shawn as he laughs!!! Shawn and Diesel yuck it up as they exit the ring!!!!! Randy Savage, Razor Ramon, The British Bulldog and several others rush into the ring to check on Bret. Paul E says Bret Hart won’t make it to Wrestlemania X!!!!!!
Joey says Bret Hart got back on his feet and went looking for Shawn and Diesel. He says they won’t be hard to find at Wrestlemania X when Bret defends the WWF Title against Shawn in what many believe may be the greatest match in Wrestlemania history. Joey says that Madison Square Garden is SOLD OUT but you can still witness the Showcase of the Immortals on Pay Per View!! Call your local cable or satellite provider now and tell them you want to be a part of the show that’s been ten years in the making, Wrestlemania X!!!!!
THIS WEEK ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW, AS HE PREPARES TO FACE RAZOR RAMON FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA X, “BIG DADDY COOL” DIESEL TAKES ON HIS PARTNERS FORMER BEST FRIEND AND FORMER INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION MARTY JANNETTY!!! PLUS 1-2-3 KID FACES JOHNNY POLO AND POLO SAYS IF THE KID WINS, THE KID AND A PARTNER WILL GET A SHOT AT THE WWF TAG TEAM TITLES BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA X!!! THE UNDERTAKER GOES ONE ON ONE WITH ADAM BOMB!!!! THE BRITISH BULLDOG TEAMS WITH NEWCOMER TOMMY DREAMER TO TAKE ON OWEN HART AND JIM NEIDHARDT!!! ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE THIS MONDAY NIGHT ON THE USA NETWORK!!! DON’T MISS MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!
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Marty Jannetty gears up to face Diesel this Monday on Raw by squaring up with the monster known as The Barbarian!!! Barbarian uses his strength to toss Jannetty around the ring, Marty uses his speed to try and stay out of the Barbarian’s grasp. Things get a little dicey for Marty when he runs head long into the Tongan Kick but he somehow fights back and pins Barbarian after a Rocker Dropper!!!
WINNER: MARTY JANNETTY
After a replay Marty is celebrating in the ring as Ross sends us to Stan Lane who is standing by with FACE OFF!!!!
Stan Lane: Hello wrestling fans, I’m Stan Lane and this is FACE OFF!!!! At Wrestlemania X, Razor Ramon will defend the Intercontinental Title against the 7 foot tall, Diesel!I got the chance to speak with Diesel and I asked him how someone who hasn’t been in the WWF for a year prepares to challenge for one of the most prestigious titles in wrestling.
Diesel: How do I prepare? The real question is, how can anyone prepare for Big Daddy Cool? Look at what I have done since coming to the WWF. Beaten everyone they have put in my way, beat the Undertaker in a Casket Match at Royal Rumble and then went on to eliminate the most people ever in the history of the Rumble. The only thing that has been a speed bump is you Ramon, when you eliminated me from the Rumble, but my main man The Heartbreak Kid got revenge for me by tossing you out and winning the Rumble!!! Now we gonna face off at Wrestlemania and that’s when Big Daddy Cool adds to his legend again when he becomes the Intercontinental Champion.
Stan Lane: The 7 foot challenger sure is confident heading into Wrestlemania, but he is facing a man who oozes confidence, the Bad Guy Razor Ramon, I spoke with the Champion and I asked him if he thinks he can go toe to toe with DIesel in a brawl.
Razor Ramon: Does Razor Ramon think he can go toe to toe with the Big Mang? No, I KNOW IT!!! Diesel, you been pushin everyone around since you got to the WWF, but you ain’t pushin Da Bad Guy around!!! At Wrestlemania X, I’m gonna crave you up.
Stan Lane: Strong words from challenger and Champion!!! One thing is for sure when they meet at Wrestlemania X you are not going to want to miss it. Madison Square Garden is sold out so the only way to witness the Showcase of the Immortals is to get on the telephone and call your cable and satellite provider and tell them to count you in, you want to witness an event 10 years in the making, you want to be a part of Wrestlemania X. Now let’s go back to ringside and my colleagues Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross!!
Jim Ross and Gorilla Monsoon are seated at ringside while Doink the Clown is in the ring waving to fans, he squirts the referee with the flower on his lapel much to Doink’s amusement, the mood quickly changes when 2 Cold Scorpio’s music hits and Theodore R. Long leads Scorpio out to the ring!!!!
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[Scorpio slaps Doink in the face before the bell even rings. Doink gets some shots but Scorpio is just too much for him. During the match we see pre-recorded comments from Long and Scorpio, they claim the WWF officials have been overlooking Scorpio and they are going to use the match at Wrestlemania to put down one of the WWF’s “favored sons” so that they can’t overlook him anymore. Scorpio comes away with the win after dropping Da Bomb on Doink!!!
WINNER: 2 COLD SCORPIO
Ross and Monsoon watch the replay and Monsoon says that Scorpio is indeed one of the most impressive high flyers he has seen in the World Wrestling Federation. Ross says that Scorpio is indeed that but so is his Wrestlemania X opponent, the 1-2-3 Kid!! And we will see the Kid in action NEXT!!!!!
The Brooklyn Brawler is in the ring talking trash when we return from commercial break and the music hits
AND HERE COMES THE 1-2-3 KID
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The Brawler cheats like there is no tomorrow trying to ground the Kid and beat him down, but the Kid isn’t having it and refuses to let the Brawler have the upper hand. During the match we get a cut in video of pre-recorded comments from the man the Kid will take on this Monday on Raw, Johnny Polo!!
Johnny Polo: This Monday night on Raw it’s your hero, Joltin Johnny Polo, against the Snot-Nosed Kid!!! And yes I did say that if by some miracle the Kid wins he and a partner can have a shot at my Quebecers and our WWF Tag Team Titles on the Monday Night before Wrestlemania X, but WHO CARES? We all know that’s not going to happen because what is going to happen? What is going to happen is I am going to get the Snot-Nosed Kid the beating of his life and pin him right in the middle of the ring 1-2-3!!! Then my Quebecers go on to Wrestlemania X and put those Cowardly Cowboys out to Pasture!!!!!
Back in the ring the Kid hits a springboard clothesline and then climbs the turnbuckles and hits a Moonsault for the three count and the win here on Superstars!!!
WINNER: THE 1-2-3 KID
Monsoon says if The Kid can do that on Monday Night then he and a partner will be getting a shot at the WWF Tag Team TItles. Ross agrees, Monsoon says the big question is who will the Kid pick as a partner, Ross disagrees and says the bigger question is how does the Kid’s friends the Smoking Gunns feel about all this? They earned their WWF Tag Title match at Wrestlemania X, if the Kid wins Monday Night and then he and a partner do the unthinkable and defeat the Quebecers on the Monday before Wrestlemania X, what will that mean for the Smoking Gunns title shot?
Monsoon says anything can happen in the WWF and that seems to hold even more true during the Road to Wrestlemania. Ross then sends us to his Monday Night Raw broadcast partner, Paul E Dangerously, for THE DANGER ZONE and his guest, the Benedict Arnold of the WWF, CRUSH!!!!!
Paul E. Dangerously is on the Danger Zone set!!!!!! Paul E says that todays guest did something no one has ever done in the history of the WWF and that’s HUMBLE the Undertaker!!!! Paul E says his guest is the future of the World Wrestling Federation and after he DESTROYS the Undertaker at Wrestlemania X he will be able to challenge for any title he wants. Paul E introduces his guest, along with his manager “Minister” James Vandenburg, this is the man called CRUSH!!!!!
Paul E Dangerously: As you can see my guest here on the Danger Zone is Crush and the Minister James Vandenburg and Crush, I believe after Wrestlemania X everyone will be calling YOU the TRUE PHENOM of the World Wrestling Federation and NOT The Undertaker!!!!! And Minister Vandenburg,people are saying if it wasn’t for you we wouldn’t see this new and improved Crush, and I just want to shake your hand for showing him the way!!!!
Minister Vandenburg: While I am honored to shake your hand Brother Dangerously, because a man like you is surely a righteous man, a man of virtue and who speaks the truth, I cannot take sole credit for Crush finding the true path, for you see his eyes were opening long before I arrived here in the World Wrestling Federation, all I did was help remove the veil from his eyes. However, this story is Crush’s to tell, so speak Brother Crush, speak of the fire and brimstone of betrayal, bare your soul spread the truth of the false idol, The Undertaker!!!
Crush: Everywhere I go I hear people chanting TRAITOR!!! I hear Jim Ross call me Benedict Arnold!!!! Fans throw things at me!!! In the airport little children cry and ask WHY CRUSH, WHY??? You wanna know why? HUH? I tell, I didn’t turn my back on the Undertaker, the Undertaker turned his back on ME!!!!! Where was the Undertaker when I was getting jumped, huh? When I got my arm broken after Diesel powerbombed me through the announce table at Summerslam, where was the Undertaker? He wasn’t there but Paul Bearer sure was by the phone to call me and ask me to be on Undertaker’s team at Survivor Series, he was there to ask me to be his partner against Shawn Michaels and Diesel at Saturday Night’s Main Event on Christmas!!! And then at the Royal Rumble, Paul Bearer coming to me to tell me I had to watch Undertaker’s back at the Casket Match. They weren’t concerned with me going into the Royal Rumble and trying to achieve my goals and my dreams, no they just wanted me to be their lackey!!!!! The Undertaker was never my friend, he was just using me, the same way you people used your cheers to use me and make me fight your fights out here cause you are too fat and weak to do it yourselves!!!!! The Minister, he showed me the light! He showed me you don’t look out for anyone but yourself!!! And now at Wrestlemania X Undertaker, I got you in the ring. One on one. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide and you ain’t got no back up!!!! You ain’t got me watchin your back no more brudah!!!! And at Wrestlemania X, you can try your mind games, you can try all your tricks and whatever you got but you gonna get CRUSHED!!!!!!!!
Paul E: And there you have it, Crush is going to go to Wrestlemania X in Madison Square Garden, live on Pay Per View and expose the Undertaker for the fraud he is!!!!! I can’t wait!!! Back to the Gorilla and Baboon at ringside!!!!
Gorilla and Ross talk about how Crush has shown since the Royal Rumble that he is a monster but the Undertaker is a monster in his own right and this one isn’t going to be pretty. They talk about how on Raw this Monday the Undertaker will face Adam Bomb and they have to wonder if Crush will make his presence known. Their discussion is cut off as Hail Britanica plays throughout the arena, ushering out The British Bulldog for our next match!!!!
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Duane Gill is the opposition for The British Bulldog this week on Superstars, as much opposition as Gill can be for the former WWF Tag Team Champion and former Intercontinental Champion. While Gill throws what he can at Bulldog in an exercise in futility, the Bulldog tosses Gill around like the proverbial ragdoll. During the match we hear comments from the men who will face Bulldog and his partner the new-comer Tommy Dreamer this Monday Night on Raw, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhardt and Bulldog’s Wrestlemania X opponent, "The Rocket" Owen Hart!!
Jim Neidhardt: BULLDOG!!! You and your little friend are gonna have a real hard time when you get in the ring with us!!!Get ready to get NEUTERED!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Owen Hart; That’s right Anvil!!! Dreamer, or whatever your name is, you got in the middle of a family feud and you are going to regret it!!!! I got the only family I need right here with the Anvil, he is loyal and true, unlike you Bulldog or my stinkin brother Bret!!! And at Wrestlemania X Bulldog, you are going down and then I’m coming for you Bret!!!!
Back in the ring Gill tries for a crossbody block but Bulldog catches him!!! Bulldog throws Gill on his shoulder and plants him in the center of the ring with the Running Powerslam!!!!!!!! Bulldog makes the pin and gets the easy win!!!
WINNER: THE BRITISH BULLDOG
Gorilla and Ross say that when Owen and Bulldog meet at Wrestlemania X its going to be the ultimate Family Feud!
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It’s a back and forth battle betweenBob Holly and Tommy Rogers with both Bobby Fulton and Jason interfering liberally during the match to help Rogers. Rogers does get Holly down for several nearfalls but isn’t able to keep the Good Ol Boy down!!! Ross says that Holly calls himself “Country Tough” and he is showing that here today!! The finish sees Holly reverse and Irish Whip and send Rogers slamming into Fulton who was on the apron!!! Fulton flies off the apron and Rogers stumbles into a hurricanrana from Holly!!! Holly makes the pin and gets the three count for the victory here on Superstars!!!!
WINNER: BOB HOLLY
Rogers, Fulton and Jason are all over Holly after the bell!!! It’s a three on one beat down until
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THE 1-2-3 KID COMES RUSHING OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!!!!!
The Kid slides in the ring and takes Jason out with a spin kick flush to the mush!!!! The distraction allows Holly to get to his feet and the Kid brawl with the Fantastics until Rogers and Fulton decide discretion is the better form of valor and make like hay and bail!!!!! The Kid and Holly yell at the Fantastics to get back in the ring!!!!
Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross close the show, they invite everyone to tune into Monday Night Raw and also to come back next week when our Main Event will see Razor Ramon in a non title match against “The Beast From the East” Bam Bam Bigelow!! Plus, WWF Champion Bret “Hitman” Hart will be the guest in the Danger Zone, “The Model” Rick Martel will be in action against Virgil also we will see The Smoking Gunns and The Native American Tatanka will face Crush. Monsoon interrupts Ross as Ross starts to talk about the last time Tatanka and Crush faced each other to tell Ross that he was just informed that another match has been signed for next week…
As a result of what just happened Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter has ordered The Fantastics to face the 1-2-3 Kid and Bob Holly in tag team competition. Monsoon and Ross then discuss the possibilities of The Kid picking Holly to be his partner vs the Quebecers if the Kid defeats Johnny Polo on Raw as the show goes off the air!
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