UWA FURY (9/17/89) TEXAS JUSTICE!
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“UWA FURY”
Taped September 8, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air September 17, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
The closing moments of the Steve Williams/Michael Rotunda World Title match at Memphis Mayhem! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Kokina hitting a Samoan drop! Kevin Von Erich hitting the splash off of the top of the cage onto Bob Orton! Dusty Rhodes dropping a bionic elbow! New Sensation and Baby Doll celebrating their UWA World Tag Title win! Kery Von Erich hitting a discus punch! Rick Rude giving Kerry Von Erich a neckbreaker! Steve Williams powerslamming Kerry Von Erich! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
VTR:
A shot of Dustin Rhodes, shirt off and ribs heavily taped.
DUSTY RHODES: I want you people to look at what they did to my son! Bob Orton and Dick Slater, I am done wrestling for titles! Mike Rotunda, Buddy Landel, New Sensation, you can all rest easy! Dickie and Bobby, you better keep both eyes open and have eyes in the back of your head! I’m gonna take you out! Orton, it’s you and me right here on TV tonight! You are gonna deal with the dealer, baby! And the dealer is dealing pain, blues, and agony!
As Dusty has been speaking, the camera has been pulling out so that we see Dusty and Dustin, side by side.
DUSTIN: You jerks did a number on me last week! You didn’t accomplish anything! You got the Big Dust on your tail now, boys!
DUSTY: My son made a rookie mistake last week! When somebody comes after family, it’s up to family to TCB, baby! Yim Horner is a great young wrestler, but it wasn’t his fight! It was the Rhodes family’s fight! They started it and I’m gonna end it, baby! Ace Orton, your ***BLEEP*** belongs to me!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! We have a whale of a show here tonight! You just heard about our main event and the son of a gun absolutely will not quit!
MAGNUM: Lancer, I’ve known Dusty for years and I have never seen him like this! I wouldn’t be in Orton’s shoes tonight for any amount of money!
LES: And this edition of UWA FURY is loaded with action! In fact, we have the World tag Team Champions in the opening match!
LANCE: If we plan on getting it all in, we’d better get started! Let’s go down to Mark Lowrance!
NEW SENSATION (W/BABY DOLL) VS. JIM POWERS & TIM HORNER: Keirn & Condrey get all they can handle from their exciting young opponents. Condrey pins Powers after hitting a brainbuster.
LANCE: The former champions had some words for New Sensation! Roll that tape!
VTR: The Fantastics are seated on a sofa. Bobby Fulton’s leg is heavily taped and propped up on an ottoman.
FULTON: We hate to admit it, sports fans, but Dennis Condrey and Steve Keirn kicked our butts and took our belts! They did a number on my leg in the process!
ROGERS: Don’t rest easy boys because we’re on our way back! We plan on taking the titles back! With all these nice people in the UWA behind us, there’s nothing we can’t accomplish!
FULTON: Yeah, you guys got me, but you didn’t get me good! The doctor said it won’t be very long until I’m back and better than ever!
ROGERS: Baby Doll, polish those belts for us because they’ll be around our waists before you know it!
FULTON: Yeah,that’s right!
COMMERCIAL
TITO SANTANA VS. BILLY JOE TRAVIS: Santana takes on the very capable young man from Tennessee. Tito is fired up and wins via submission with the figure four. Magnum TA wonders if Tito is sending a message to Buddy Landel, the man who defeated him for the American Championship!
COMMERCIAL
THE DESTRUCTION CREW (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. BRAD & BART BATTEN: The Battens use speed and quick tags to stay in the match. It’s competitive and exciting, but after the Crew hits the Wrecking Ball, Mike Enos gets the pin on Bart Batten. After the match, we go to the interview area…
BONI: I’m here with the Junkyard Dog and the exciting young team that he’s mentoring: Booker T & Stevie Ray, the Ebony Experience! JYD, you have to be proud of these kids!
JYD: Yes, I’m very, very proud! These two are the fastest rising tag team in the UWA and they will be champions before you know it! I’m having a visit with my good friend, Cowboy Bill Watts, in his office and see if Booker and Stevie can wrestle on the Halloween pay per view on Halloween night!
BOOKER T: The Ebony Experience is on the rise! My brother and me are ready for anybody! We’ve seen some really good tag teams here this week and we don’t sweat any of ‘em!
STEVIE RAY: That’s right! Bring it on!
The Destruction Crew is here!
WAYNE BLOOM: We’re sick of being overlooked around here! These geeks were on the Labor Day card and now, they’re talking about using the Dog’s influence with Watts to get on the pay per view!
MIKE ENOS: We’ve had enough of this crap! If we get just one match with you punks, we’ll send you back to the ghetto!
Look at this! The Destruction Crew and the Ebony Experience are duking it out! Boni hides between JYD! What a wild scene!
COMMERCIAL
Alex Porteau stans ready in the ring. We hear music!
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS VS. ALEX PORTEAU: Williams, the former World Champion looks awesome this week. Young Porteau gives it his all, but he’s obviously no match for Dr. Death! Williams has Porteau up for the Oklahoma Stampede! What’s he doing here?
Papa Shango is standing in the aisle. He’s making no move toward the ring, but he has something in his hand...it’s a doll of some sort! It looks like a Dr. Death doll! Al Perez and Sheik Adnan are out here, too! Perez has a jar in his hand. He takes the lid off the jar. Shango sticks his thumb in the jar. His thumb comes out covered with paint! Shango uses his paint covered thumb to cover the face of the doll with red paint! As Williams hits the Stampede, Magnum wonders if this is related to the offer Perez said Adnan had for World Champion Michael Rotunda last week…..Regardless, Dr. Death gets an impressive win!
COMMERCIAL
including…
VTR:
Three kids in Halloween costumes walk up to a spooky looking old house. The knock on the front door.
KIDS: TRICK OR TREAT!
The door opens and look who’s there:
SHANGO: TRICK!!!!
We go to highlights of UWA action!
LES THATCHER: (voice over)Halloween night! Live from the legendary Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY and live on pay per view...It’s FRIGHT NIGHT ‘89! Don’t miss an incredible night of UWA wrestling action!
We see a coffin. The lid creaks open and Dr. Death pops up!
DR. DEATH: Be afraid, be very afraid! BWAHAHAHA!
SCOTT “FLASH” NORTON VS. BOTSWANA BEAST(W/SHEIK ADNAN): The former World Arm Wrestling Champion faces his toughest test to date. Norton is doing well, but when it looks like he might win, the Headhunters and Adnan jump in to help the Beast! They are delivering a brutal beating to Norton until Dr. Death runs in, chair in hand! Adnan leads his men in a retreat out of the Sportatorium!
COMMERCIAL
THE HEAD HUNTERS (W/SHEIK ADNAN) VS. DALE VEASEY & SAM HOUSTON: The popular Houston makes things interesting, but he and Veasey are overmatched against Adnan’s massive team. Headhunter A pins Veasey after a moonsault. The announcers are amazed that such a huge man can hit that maneuver!
BONI: I am joined by Scott “Flash” Norton and Steve “Dr. Death” Williams. Dr. Death, you came out and helped Scott here when Sheik Adnan’s guys were ganging up on him!
DR. DEATH: I don’t know who this Adnan thinks he is! He comes over here to the USA and runs his mouth about how he hates my country! He sticks his name into my business and my friend Scott’s business! I don’t even know what the deal was with Papa Shango and his voodoo crap! It looks like he’s real proud of these guys he calls the Head Hunters! I’ll tell ya, what, you freak, you bring those guys to the Sportatorium next week and Flash and me will take them on!
NORTON: That’s right! Bring it on!
BONI: Sounds like a good idea to me, guys!
COMMERCIAL
MITSUHARU MISAWA VS. DEAN MALENKO: An amazing match. Both men are on top of their game and the announce team raves about this would be a main event anywhere in the world. Misawa gets the duke after hitting a tiger driver and the fans give both men a standing O!
COMMERCIAL
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA(W/MISSY HYATT) VS. DAVEY RICH: In this non-title match, the Undisputed World Champion puts on a clinic. Rotunda is well on his way to victory when Misawa shows up at ringside, doing the belt around the waist signal. This distracts Rotunda briefly, allowing Davey to gain an advantage. Rotunda finally gets the win, pinning Rich after a deep double underhook suplex.
UWA President Cowboy Bill Watts is standing in the interview area.
WATTS: I want to bring Ravishing Rick Rude, Scott “the Stud” Hall, and Sir Oliver Humperdink out here. After the way you disrespected Boni Blackstone out here last week, I’ve decided that until you learn some manners, I’ll interview you! I’ve also got some news for you. Item: You two are in a six man tag team match here tonight with Rick Martel against Ronnie Garvin, Junkyard Dog, and Wendell Cooley!
SOH: The Model, Rick Martel, has an important photo shoot coming up for a major automobile manufacturer! You know that Garvin has said he is going to mess up Ricky’s face! This isn’t right, I tell you!
WATTS: I wasn’t finished! After what happened in Memphis on Labor Day, the Von Erichs have demanded a match at Fright Night with Rude and Hall! That match is signed!
RUDE: We’ll just give them another beating, Watts! Look at the Stud and the Ravishing One! Tough as nails and the bodies of Greek gods! The Von Erichs are not in the same league and the sooner that you and all of these ignorant wrestling fans figure it out, the better off you’ll be!
HALL: Yo! Cowpoke, you are looking at the future of the UWA! The House of Humperdink is here to kick booty! Before we’re done, we’ll have all the belts and Sir Oliver will be operating out of your office! We might keep you on as a janitor or a cotton candy salesman!
WATTS: You three have a six man tag team match coming up next! You’d better go get ready for it!
COMMERCIAL
RAVISHING RICK RUDE, SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL, RICK “THE MODEL” MARTEL(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. WENDELL COOLEY, JUNKYARD DOG, & RONNIE GARVIN: Early in the match, Martel does everything he caqn to avoid Garvin while Hall and Rude sell for JYD like he’s Superrman. The fans really get into that, but the HOH manages to win as Rude gives Cooley a neckbreaker and scores the pin. Magnum says the Von Erichs will have their hands full!
VTR:
Hiroshi Hase is doing Hindu squats as Hiro Matsuda is yelling instructions in Japanese.
MATSUDA: Kevin Von Erich, be ready, boy san! Hase is coming for your belt!
COMMERCIAL
Hiro Matsuda leads Hiroshi Hase into the ring. The Dallas crowd boos them, knowing that their hometoen hero will be Hase’s opponent…
Here comes UWA TV Champion...Kevin Von Erich!!!
UWA TV TITLE MATCH: “HIGH FLYING” KEVIN VON ERICH © VS. HIROSHI HASE(W/HIRO MATSUDA): An exciting, fast paced bout that keeps the fans guessing all the way. After an evenly fought contest, the eldest Von Erich catches his talented opponent in a victory roll for the 1-2-3 and a successful title defense!
COMMERCIAL
“The Ace” Bob Orton enters the ring as the fans boo. Orton mockingly tips his hat to the fans. Then, we hear…
The music plays and here comes the Dream! Instead of his usual boogie, Rhodes is dead serious here tonight!Rhodes attacks the Ace before the bell and sends him sprawling out of the ring after a series of elbows!
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES VS. “THE ACE” BOB ORTON: Rhodes follows Orton to the floor. Rhodes bangs Orton’s head into the ring post and then, he hip tosses the Ace across the Sportatorium floor! Rhodes bashes Orton’s head into the timekeeper’s bell and the Ace gets color! After using a steel chair on Orton’s knee, Rhodes finally drags his opponent into the ring! Magnum says he’s never seen his old friend this vicious! Les says he’s reverting back to his Texas Outlaws style! Once in the ring, Rhodes works Orton’s leg and it appears that he’s doing some serious damage! After a DDT, Rhodes locks in the figure four! Dusty grabs the ropes for added leverage and Orton is in severe pain!
LANCE: We don’t condone this, but this is what you get when you mess with a man’s flesh and blood!
Referee David Manning is trying to get Dusty to let go of the ropes and relinquish the hold, but Dusty ain’t having it!David Manning is calling for the bell! Look out, here comes Dick Slater! Dustin cuts Slater off before he can make it to the ring! Dustin has his father’s Texas Bullrope! Dustin hits Slater in the face with the cowbell! Dick Slater is busted open! Bill Watts is in the ring! He helps David Manning get Rhodes off of Orton! Slater pulls his partner out of the ring and they stagger, arm in arm, out of the arena! The Rhodes Family stands tall and Dusty commandeers Mark Lowrance’s microphone!
DUSTY: Dickie Slater! Bobby Orton! That was just a small taste of the pain, blues, and agony that the Rhodes Family is gonna dish out! A preview of coming attractions, if you will! Bill Watts, my old friend, I respect you like no other, Cowboy, but tell David Manning here and the rest of these referees that it ain’t about winnin’ and losin’ any more, daddy! It’s about vengeance and good, ol’fashioned Texas justice and they better stay outta our way, baby! The Earps were blood, the Kennedys were blood, and the American Dream and his firstborn son are blood, daddy! It ain’t gonna be pretty!It might even turn your stomach! Fritz and his boys are friends of ours, but after me and Dustin get done what we need to to do, they won’t invite us to preach at any Baptist Church! Reverend Billy Graham won’t have us! But, we will serve old fashioned justice on Slater and Orton! Bones will break and blood will flow like red wine!
LANCE: Yowza! Dusty and Dustin mean business!
MAGNUM: Let me say this here and now: I wouldn’t be in the shoes of Orton and Slater for any amount of money!
LANCE: Cowboy Bill Watts, do you have anything to add?
WATTS: Next week, we will have more announcements about the big Halloween night pay per view, FRIGHT NIGHT! Tito Santana’s representatives have exercised Tito’s automatic rematch clause and Tito will wrestle new American Champion “Nature Boy” Buddy Landel, right here, next week! Also, the challenge was accepted and the Head Hunters will take on Steve “Dr. Death” Williams and Scott “Flash” Norton here next week! The UWA continues to bring our fans the best in professional wrestling!
Taped September 8, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air September 17, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
The closing moments of the Steve Williams/Michael Rotunda World Title match at Memphis Mayhem! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Kokina hitting a Samoan drop! Kevin Von Erich hitting the splash off of the top of the cage onto Bob Orton! Dusty Rhodes dropping a bionic elbow! New Sensation and Baby Doll celebrating their UWA World Tag Title win! Kery Von Erich hitting a discus punch! Rick Rude giving Kerry Von Erich a neckbreaker! Steve Williams powerslamming Kerry Von Erich! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
VTR:
A shot of Dustin Rhodes, shirt off and ribs heavily taped.
DUSTY RHODES: I want you people to look at what they did to my son! Bob Orton and Dick Slater, I am done wrestling for titles! Mike Rotunda, Buddy Landel, New Sensation, you can all rest easy! Dickie and Bobby, you better keep both eyes open and have eyes in the back of your head! I’m gonna take you out! Orton, it’s you and me right here on TV tonight! You are gonna deal with the dealer, baby! And the dealer is dealing pain, blues, and agony!
As Dusty has been speaking, the camera has been pulling out so that we see Dusty and Dustin, side by side.
DUSTIN: You jerks did a number on me last week! You didn’t accomplish anything! You got the Big Dust on your tail now, boys!
DUSTY: My son made a rookie mistake last week! When somebody comes after family, it’s up to family to TCB, baby! Yim Horner is a great young wrestler, but it wasn’t his fight! It was the Rhodes family’s fight! They started it and I’m gonna end it, baby! Ace Orton, your ***BLEEP*** belongs to me!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! We have a whale of a show here tonight! You just heard about our main event and the son of a gun absolutely will not quit!
MAGNUM: Lancer, I’ve known Dusty for years and I have never seen him like this! I wouldn’t be in Orton’s shoes tonight for any amount of money!
LES: And this edition of UWA FURY is loaded with action! In fact, we have the World tag Team Champions in the opening match!
LANCE: If we plan on getting it all in, we’d better get started! Let’s go down to Mark Lowrance!
NEW SENSATION (W/BABY DOLL) VS. JIM POWERS & TIM HORNER: Keirn & Condrey get all they can handle from their exciting young opponents. Condrey pins Powers after hitting a brainbuster.
LANCE: The former champions had some words for New Sensation! Roll that tape!
VTR: The Fantastics are seated on a sofa. Bobby Fulton’s leg is heavily taped and propped up on an ottoman.
FULTON: We hate to admit it, sports fans, but Dennis Condrey and Steve Keirn kicked our butts and took our belts! They did a number on my leg in the process!
ROGERS: Don’t rest easy boys because we’re on our way back! We plan on taking the titles back! With all these nice people in the UWA behind us, there’s nothing we can’t accomplish!
FULTON: Yeah, you guys got me, but you didn’t get me good! The doctor said it won’t be very long until I’m back and better than ever!
ROGERS: Baby Doll, polish those belts for us because they’ll be around our waists before you know it!
FULTON: Yeah,that’s right!
COMMERCIAL
TITO SANTANA VS. BILLY JOE TRAVIS: Santana takes on the very capable young man from Tennessee. Tito is fired up and wins via submission with the figure four. Magnum TA wonders if Tito is sending a message to Buddy Landel, the man who defeated him for the American Championship!
COMMERCIAL
THE DESTRUCTION CREW (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. BRAD & BART BATTEN: The Battens use speed and quick tags to stay in the match. It’s competitive and exciting, but after the Crew hits the Wrecking Ball, Mike Enos gets the pin on Bart Batten. After the match, we go to the interview area…
BONI: I’m here with the Junkyard Dog and the exciting young team that he’s mentoring: Booker T & Stevie Ray, the Ebony Experience! JYD, you have to be proud of these kids!
JYD: Yes, I’m very, very proud! These two are the fastest rising tag team in the UWA and they will be champions before you know it! I’m having a visit with my good friend, Cowboy Bill Watts, in his office and see if Booker and Stevie can wrestle on the Halloween pay per view on Halloween night!
BOOKER T: The Ebony Experience is on the rise! My brother and me are ready for anybody! We’ve seen some really good tag teams here this week and we don’t sweat any of ‘em!
STEVIE RAY: That’s right! Bring it on!
The Destruction Crew is here!
WAYNE BLOOM: We’re sick of being overlooked around here! These geeks were on the Labor Day card and now, they’re talking about using the Dog’s influence with Watts to get on the pay per view!
MIKE ENOS: We’ve had enough of this crap! If we get just one match with you punks, we’ll send you back to the ghetto!
Look at this! The Destruction Crew and the Ebony Experience are duking it out! Boni hides between JYD! What a wild scene!
COMMERCIAL
Alex Porteau stans ready in the ring. We hear music!
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS VS. ALEX PORTEAU: Williams, the former World Champion looks awesome this week. Young Porteau gives it his all, but he’s obviously no match for Dr. Death! Williams has Porteau up for the Oklahoma Stampede! What’s he doing here?
Papa Shango is standing in the aisle. He’s making no move toward the ring, but he has something in his hand...it’s a doll of some sort! It looks like a Dr. Death doll! Al Perez and Sheik Adnan are out here, too! Perez has a jar in his hand. He takes the lid off the jar. Shango sticks his thumb in the jar. His thumb comes out covered with paint! Shango uses his paint covered thumb to cover the face of the doll with red paint! As Williams hits the Stampede, Magnum wonders if this is related to the offer Perez said Adnan had for World Champion Michael Rotunda last week…..Regardless, Dr. Death gets an impressive win!
COMMERCIAL
including…
VTR:
Three kids in Halloween costumes walk up to a spooky looking old house. The knock on the front door.
KIDS: TRICK OR TREAT!
The door opens and look who’s there:
SHANGO: TRICK!!!!
We go to highlights of UWA action!
LES THATCHER: (voice over)Halloween night! Live from the legendary Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY and live on pay per view...It’s FRIGHT NIGHT ‘89! Don’t miss an incredible night of UWA wrestling action!
We see a coffin. The lid creaks open and Dr. Death pops up!
DR. DEATH: Be afraid, be very afraid! BWAHAHAHA!
SCOTT “FLASH” NORTON VS. BOTSWANA BEAST(W/SHEIK ADNAN): The former World Arm Wrestling Champion faces his toughest test to date. Norton is doing well, but when it looks like he might win, the Headhunters and Adnan jump in to help the Beast! They are delivering a brutal beating to Norton until Dr. Death runs in, chair in hand! Adnan leads his men in a retreat out of the Sportatorium!
COMMERCIAL
THE HEAD HUNTERS (W/SHEIK ADNAN) VS. DALE VEASEY & SAM HOUSTON: The popular Houston makes things interesting, but he and Veasey are overmatched against Adnan’s massive team. Headhunter A pins Veasey after a moonsault. The announcers are amazed that such a huge man can hit that maneuver!
BONI: I am joined by Scott “Flash” Norton and Steve “Dr. Death” Williams. Dr. Death, you came out and helped Scott here when Sheik Adnan’s guys were ganging up on him!
DR. DEATH: I don’t know who this Adnan thinks he is! He comes over here to the USA and runs his mouth about how he hates my country! He sticks his name into my business and my friend Scott’s business! I don’t even know what the deal was with Papa Shango and his voodoo crap! It looks like he’s real proud of these guys he calls the Head Hunters! I’ll tell ya, what, you freak, you bring those guys to the Sportatorium next week and Flash and me will take them on!
NORTON: That’s right! Bring it on!
BONI: Sounds like a good idea to me, guys!
COMMERCIAL
MITSUHARU MISAWA VS. DEAN MALENKO: An amazing match. Both men are on top of their game and the announce team raves about this would be a main event anywhere in the world. Misawa gets the duke after hitting a tiger driver and the fans give both men a standing O!
COMMERCIAL
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA(W/MISSY HYATT) VS. DAVEY RICH: In this non-title match, the Undisputed World Champion puts on a clinic. Rotunda is well on his way to victory when Misawa shows up at ringside, doing the belt around the waist signal. This distracts Rotunda briefly, allowing Davey to gain an advantage. Rotunda finally gets the win, pinning Rich after a deep double underhook suplex.
UWA President Cowboy Bill Watts is standing in the interview area.
WATTS: I want to bring Ravishing Rick Rude, Scott “the Stud” Hall, and Sir Oliver Humperdink out here. After the way you disrespected Boni Blackstone out here last week, I’ve decided that until you learn some manners, I’ll interview you! I’ve also got some news for you. Item: You two are in a six man tag team match here tonight with Rick Martel against Ronnie Garvin, Junkyard Dog, and Wendell Cooley!
SOH: The Model, Rick Martel, has an important photo shoot coming up for a major automobile manufacturer! You know that Garvin has said he is going to mess up Ricky’s face! This isn’t right, I tell you!
WATTS: I wasn’t finished! After what happened in Memphis on Labor Day, the Von Erichs have demanded a match at Fright Night with Rude and Hall! That match is signed!
RUDE: We’ll just give them another beating, Watts! Look at the Stud and the Ravishing One! Tough as nails and the bodies of Greek gods! The Von Erichs are not in the same league and the sooner that you and all of these ignorant wrestling fans figure it out, the better off you’ll be!
HALL: Yo! Cowpoke, you are looking at the future of the UWA! The House of Humperdink is here to kick booty! Before we’re done, we’ll have all the belts and Sir Oliver will be operating out of your office! We might keep you on as a janitor or a cotton candy salesman!
WATTS: You three have a six man tag team match coming up next! You’d better go get ready for it!
COMMERCIAL
RAVISHING RICK RUDE, SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL, RICK “THE MODEL” MARTEL(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. WENDELL COOLEY, JUNKYARD DOG, & RONNIE GARVIN: Early in the match, Martel does everything he caqn to avoid Garvin while Hall and Rude sell for JYD like he’s Superrman. The fans really get into that, but the HOH manages to win as Rude gives Cooley a neckbreaker and scores the pin. Magnum says the Von Erichs will have their hands full!
VTR:
Hiroshi Hase is doing Hindu squats as Hiro Matsuda is yelling instructions in Japanese.
MATSUDA: Kevin Von Erich, be ready, boy san! Hase is coming for your belt!
COMMERCIAL
Hiro Matsuda leads Hiroshi Hase into the ring. The Dallas crowd boos them, knowing that their hometoen hero will be Hase’s opponent…
Here comes UWA TV Champion...Kevin Von Erich!!!
UWA TV TITLE MATCH: “HIGH FLYING” KEVIN VON ERICH © VS. HIROSHI HASE(W/HIRO MATSUDA): An exciting, fast paced bout that keeps the fans guessing all the way. After an evenly fought contest, the eldest Von Erich catches his talented opponent in a victory roll for the 1-2-3 and a successful title defense!
COMMERCIAL
“The Ace” Bob Orton enters the ring as the fans boo. Orton mockingly tips his hat to the fans. Then, we hear…
The music plays and here comes the Dream! Instead of his usual boogie, Rhodes is dead serious here tonight!Rhodes attacks the Ace before the bell and sends him sprawling out of the ring after a series of elbows!
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES VS. “THE ACE” BOB ORTON: Rhodes follows Orton to the floor. Rhodes bangs Orton’s head into the ring post and then, he hip tosses the Ace across the Sportatorium floor! Rhodes bashes Orton’s head into the timekeeper’s bell and the Ace gets color! After using a steel chair on Orton’s knee, Rhodes finally drags his opponent into the ring! Magnum says he’s never seen his old friend this vicious! Les says he’s reverting back to his Texas Outlaws style! Once in the ring, Rhodes works Orton’s leg and it appears that he’s doing some serious damage! After a DDT, Rhodes locks in the figure four! Dusty grabs the ropes for added leverage and Orton is in severe pain!
LANCE: We don’t condone this, but this is what you get when you mess with a man’s flesh and blood!
Referee David Manning is trying to get Dusty to let go of the ropes and relinquish the hold, but Dusty ain’t having it!David Manning is calling for the bell! Look out, here comes Dick Slater! Dustin cuts Slater off before he can make it to the ring! Dustin has his father’s Texas Bullrope! Dustin hits Slater in the face with the cowbell! Dick Slater is busted open! Bill Watts is in the ring! He helps David Manning get Rhodes off of Orton! Slater pulls his partner out of the ring and they stagger, arm in arm, out of the arena! The Rhodes Family stands tall and Dusty commandeers Mark Lowrance’s microphone!
DUSTY: Dickie Slater! Bobby Orton! That was just a small taste of the pain, blues, and agony that the Rhodes Family is gonna dish out! A preview of coming attractions, if you will! Bill Watts, my old friend, I respect you like no other, Cowboy, but tell David Manning here and the rest of these referees that it ain’t about winnin’ and losin’ any more, daddy! It’s about vengeance and good, ol’fashioned Texas justice and they better stay outta our way, baby! The Earps were blood, the Kennedys were blood, and the American Dream and his firstborn son are blood, daddy! It ain’t gonna be pretty!It might even turn your stomach! Fritz and his boys are friends of ours, but after me and Dustin get done what we need to to do, they won’t invite us to preach at any Baptist Church! Reverend Billy Graham won’t have us! But, we will serve old fashioned justice on Slater and Orton! Bones will break and blood will flow like red wine!
LANCE: Yowza! Dusty and Dustin mean business!
MAGNUM: Let me say this here and now: I wouldn’t be in the shoes of Orton and Slater for any amount of money!
LANCE: Cowboy Bill Watts, do you have anything to add?
WATTS: Next week, we will have more announcements about the big Halloween night pay per view, FRIGHT NIGHT! Tito Santana’s representatives have exercised Tito’s automatic rematch clause and Tito will wrestle new American Champion “Nature Boy” Buddy Landel, right here, next week! Also, the challenge was accepted and the Head Hunters will take on Steve “Dr. Death” Williams and Scott “Flash” Norton here next week! The UWA continues to bring our fans the best in professional wrestling!
Working on it now.