WWA “Saturday Night Thunder” 10/7/93
Oct 14, 2023 23:26:53 GMT
Post by tlyne on Oct 14, 2023 23:26:53 GMT
”Saturday Night Thunder”
Thunderdome
Santa Barbara, CA
10/7/93
Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes open the program.
Tenay, “Welcome everyone! Dusty, what a night, we have a world title match last week!”
Rhodes, “Iron Mike, Hulk Hogan vs. Don Muraco, was some real some clubberin’! But what about tonight?”
Tenay, “We have the Ultimate Warrior in Piper’s Pit, the Bossman will be in the ring, and we will see a new tag team, the Bruise Brothers, plus we have a six man tag main event, Billy Black, Joel Deaton, and Big John Hawk take on The Patriot, Kevin Von Erich, and Tito Santana!”
Rhodes, “Let’s stop talking, and get to wrestling!”
Match #1
Tommy Rich w/Jimmy Hart vs. Iceman King Parsons
Jimmy Hart has arrived and their Ed the WWA on its ear. The popular Iceman will be a good test. The action is fast paced. The veteran Rich is a former World champion, and is still on top of his game. Parsons puts up a good fight, but Rich is too much. He hits a Thesz press for the win.
Winner- Tommy Rich
Match #2
Moadib w/General Skandor Akbar vs. Lanny Poffo
The massive “Nubian Terror” is impressive. Poffo will need to use his speed. That works for a while. Lanny flys around the ring, and Moadib is frustrated. Finally he catches Lanny and works him over. He then applies the cross face, and Poffo submits.
Winner- Moadib
Marc Lowrance is with Woman and the Bossman.
Lowrance, “With me are Woman and her new man, the Bossman. Woman, the wrestling world is talking about you.”
Woman, “Marc, honey, I know you talk about me whenever I’m not around. My men, especially the Bossman, are the most dangerous men in the sport. Everyone in the WWA are afraid of us, and Marc, I know you’re afraid me my, but I could ease your fears in one night.”
Lowrance, “Well, let’s not talk about that. When we return, the Bossman meets Brickhouse Brown”
Match #3
The Bossman w/Woman vs. Brickhouse Brown
Brown is very strong, and well built, but the Bossman is one of the most vicious men in the sport. The former prison guard attacks at the bell. He hammers away and Brown, and Brick is in trouble. Woman shouts instructions from ringside. Brown makes a brief comeback, but Bossman hits a sidewalk slam for the win.
Winner- The Bossman
Match #4
Jimmy Jack Funk vs. Killer Brooks
Two wild men meet here. Brooks uses every dirty trick in the book, and he has the man from the Double Cross Ranch in trouble. Funk is crazy, and he shows it. He fights back, and now he is in control. JJ gets Brooks up for the shoulderbreaker, and hits it for the win.
Winner- Jimmy Jack Funk
We see the Piper’s Pit set. Roddy Piper walks out.
Piper, “Hello everybody! Let’s get right to it, RP only interviews the biggest names in the sport. I’ve done it for years, and I’ve gone nose to nose with everyone! Roddy Piper ain’t afraid of no one, Jack! Tonight, I’ve got one of the biggest names in wrestling on here. He showed up a few weeks ago, and shocked everyone…the Ultimate Warrior!”
Warrior walks out and stands nose to nose with Piper.
Piper, “OK, OK, we don’t want no trouble. I got a big question for you. People thought you were gone from wrestling, some people even said you were dead, but you showed up in the WWA…why?”
Warrior, “Roddy Piper, the powers in the universe came together and looked for a place for the Warrior to land! A lot of places couldn’t handle the fury that I bring! Only the WWA was strong enough to handle the power of the Ultimate Warrior!”
Piper, “OK, but…”
Suddenly, Ivan and Vladimir Koloff walk out.
Piper, “Hold on, you two ain’t supposed to be here!”
Ivan Koloff takes the mic.
Ivan, “Give me that Piper, we are Russians, and we do what we want. Ultimate Warrior, you come out here with your long hair, and paint on your face. You are what America is, undisciplined, and out of control! You are not like the great Russian athletes like myself and my nephew Vladimir. We are driven to be the best. Unlike many people in Russia now, we do not want to be friends with Americans, we still want to destroy them, and we will start with you, Ultimate Warrior!”
Warrior, “Koloff, the powers of the world are coming together, and they need a champion to lead them! I will lead them, and I will destroy the old ways, like you and Vladimir!”
Vladimir takes a step towards the Warrior.
Piper, “Easy, easy, not here! This would be a great match, I want to see it!”
Match #5
The Bruise Brothers vs. The Simpson Brothers
The Bruise Brothers are two massive identical twins. On the other side of the ring are the popular South African brothers. This will be a good one. The bell rings and Steve and Ron open the contest. Ron works over the smaller Simpson. Steve is in early trouble. He fights his way out of the corner, and tags in his younger brother. Shaun puts up a good fight, but he ends up trapped in the wrong corner. Don tags on, and both Bruise Brothers work over Shaun. Don hits the big boot, and pins Simpson. The Bruise Brothers are here.
Winners- The Bruise Brothers
Match #6
Sam Houston w/Baby Doll vs. “Maniac” Mike Davis
The “Maniac” jumps Houston before the bell. He works over Sam. Baby Doll shouts encouragement from ringside. She looks very worried. Houston begins to fight back. The Santa Barbara crowd is behind him. Davis puts up a good fight, but Houston wins with the bulldog.
Winner- Sam Houston
We see Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes in the announce position.
Tenay, “Dusty, we have some things to talk about.”
Rhodes, “Do we, Iron Mike?”
Tenay, “We do, first let’s talk about Thanksgiving night. We will be in Phoenix, AZ at the America West Arena for ‘Thanksgiving Thunder’. We will have more information next week.”
Rhodes, “Iron Mike, that is big news…”
Tenay, “Hold on Dusty, I’m not finished.”
Rhodes, “You interrupted the Dream.”
Tenay, “I had to, this is big news that even you don’t know about. Next week, the WWA will introduce a new President.”
Rhodes, “Who is it? Why didn’t they tell the Dream?”
Tenay, “All I will say is, Dusty, you know this man very well.”
Rhodes, “What, let the cat out of the bag Iron Mike.”
Tenay, “Next week, we will find out. Let’s go to our main event.”
The Dream looks dumbfounded.
Match #7
Six Man Tag Team Match
“Bad Boy” Billy Black, “Outlaw” Joel Deaton, and Big John Hawk vs. The Patriot, Kevin Von Erich, and Tito Santana
This one has mayhem written all over it. The massive Hawk debuts in the WWA. The Patriot and Kevin Von Erich are hot on the trail of the tag team champions, and have added Tito Santana to the team tonight. Hawk starts against the Patriot. The muscular masked man starts fast, but the big Texan is ready for it, and we have a brawl. The match is dead even when Santana tags in for his team. He moves quickly, and Hawk tags in Black. The “Bad Boy” is one of the top high flyers in the sport. These two men put on a good show. Santana has Billy in trouble, and he tags in Deaton. He goes after Tito, and Kevin tags in. The Texan veteran is very sharp. He takes over and hits the flying body press fir the win. What a match!
Winners- The Patriot, Kevin Von Erich and Tito Santana
Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes close the show.
Tenay, “Dusty, what a match!”
Rhodes, “Who is it Iron Mike, Dick Murdoch, Terry Funk?”
Tenay, “You are just going to have to wait until next week, join us then!”
Thunderdome
Santa Barbara, CA
10/7/93
Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes open the program.
Tenay, “Welcome everyone! Dusty, what a night, we have a world title match last week!”
Rhodes, “Iron Mike, Hulk Hogan vs. Don Muraco, was some real some clubberin’! But what about tonight?”
Tenay, “We have the Ultimate Warrior in Piper’s Pit, the Bossman will be in the ring, and we will see a new tag team, the Bruise Brothers, plus we have a six man tag main event, Billy Black, Joel Deaton, and Big John Hawk take on The Patriot, Kevin Von Erich, and Tito Santana!”
Rhodes, “Let’s stop talking, and get to wrestling!”
Match #1
Tommy Rich w/Jimmy Hart vs. Iceman King Parsons
Jimmy Hart has arrived and their Ed the WWA on its ear. The popular Iceman will be a good test. The action is fast paced. The veteran Rich is a former World champion, and is still on top of his game. Parsons puts up a good fight, but Rich is too much. He hits a Thesz press for the win.
Winner- Tommy Rich
Match #2
Moadib w/General Skandor Akbar vs. Lanny Poffo
The massive “Nubian Terror” is impressive. Poffo will need to use his speed. That works for a while. Lanny flys around the ring, and Moadib is frustrated. Finally he catches Lanny and works him over. He then applies the cross face, and Poffo submits.
Winner- Moadib
Marc Lowrance is with Woman and the Bossman.
Lowrance, “With me are Woman and her new man, the Bossman. Woman, the wrestling world is talking about you.”
Woman, “Marc, honey, I know you talk about me whenever I’m not around. My men, especially the Bossman, are the most dangerous men in the sport. Everyone in the WWA are afraid of us, and Marc, I know you’re afraid me my, but I could ease your fears in one night.”
Lowrance, “Well, let’s not talk about that. When we return, the Bossman meets Brickhouse Brown”
Match #3
The Bossman w/Woman vs. Brickhouse Brown
Brown is very strong, and well built, but the Bossman is one of the most vicious men in the sport. The former prison guard attacks at the bell. He hammers away and Brown, and Brick is in trouble. Woman shouts instructions from ringside. Brown makes a brief comeback, but Bossman hits a sidewalk slam for the win.
Winner- The Bossman
Match #4
Jimmy Jack Funk vs. Killer Brooks
Two wild men meet here. Brooks uses every dirty trick in the book, and he has the man from the Double Cross Ranch in trouble. Funk is crazy, and he shows it. He fights back, and now he is in control. JJ gets Brooks up for the shoulderbreaker, and hits it for the win.
Winner- Jimmy Jack Funk
We see the Piper’s Pit set. Roddy Piper walks out.
Piper, “Hello everybody! Let’s get right to it, RP only interviews the biggest names in the sport. I’ve done it for years, and I’ve gone nose to nose with everyone! Roddy Piper ain’t afraid of no one, Jack! Tonight, I’ve got one of the biggest names in wrestling on here. He showed up a few weeks ago, and shocked everyone…the Ultimate Warrior!”
Warrior walks out and stands nose to nose with Piper.
Piper, “OK, OK, we don’t want no trouble. I got a big question for you. People thought you were gone from wrestling, some people even said you were dead, but you showed up in the WWA…why?”
Warrior, “Roddy Piper, the powers in the universe came together and looked for a place for the Warrior to land! A lot of places couldn’t handle the fury that I bring! Only the WWA was strong enough to handle the power of the Ultimate Warrior!”
Piper, “OK, but…”
Suddenly, Ivan and Vladimir Koloff walk out.
Piper, “Hold on, you two ain’t supposed to be here!”
Ivan Koloff takes the mic.
Ivan, “Give me that Piper, we are Russians, and we do what we want. Ultimate Warrior, you come out here with your long hair, and paint on your face. You are what America is, undisciplined, and out of control! You are not like the great Russian athletes like myself and my nephew Vladimir. We are driven to be the best. Unlike many people in Russia now, we do not want to be friends with Americans, we still want to destroy them, and we will start with you, Ultimate Warrior!”
Warrior, “Koloff, the powers of the world are coming together, and they need a champion to lead them! I will lead them, and I will destroy the old ways, like you and Vladimir!”
Vladimir takes a step towards the Warrior.
Piper, “Easy, easy, not here! This would be a great match, I want to see it!”
Match #5
The Bruise Brothers vs. The Simpson Brothers
The Bruise Brothers are two massive identical twins. On the other side of the ring are the popular South African brothers. This will be a good one. The bell rings and Steve and Ron open the contest. Ron works over the smaller Simpson. Steve is in early trouble. He fights his way out of the corner, and tags in his younger brother. Shaun puts up a good fight, but he ends up trapped in the wrong corner. Don tags on, and both Bruise Brothers work over Shaun. Don hits the big boot, and pins Simpson. The Bruise Brothers are here.
Winners- The Bruise Brothers
Match #6
Sam Houston w/Baby Doll vs. “Maniac” Mike Davis
The “Maniac” jumps Houston before the bell. He works over Sam. Baby Doll shouts encouragement from ringside. She looks very worried. Houston begins to fight back. The Santa Barbara crowd is behind him. Davis puts up a good fight, but Houston wins with the bulldog.
Winner- Sam Houston
We see Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes in the announce position.
Tenay, “Dusty, we have some things to talk about.”
Rhodes, “Do we, Iron Mike?”
Tenay, “We do, first let’s talk about Thanksgiving night. We will be in Phoenix, AZ at the America West Arena for ‘Thanksgiving Thunder’. We will have more information next week.”
Rhodes, “Iron Mike, that is big news…”
Tenay, “Hold on Dusty, I’m not finished.”
Rhodes, “You interrupted the Dream.”
Tenay, “I had to, this is big news that even you don’t know about. Next week, the WWA will introduce a new President.”
Rhodes, “Who is it? Why didn’t they tell the Dream?”
Tenay, “All I will say is, Dusty, you know this man very well.”
Rhodes, “What, let the cat out of the bag Iron Mike.”
Tenay, “Next week, we will find out. Let’s go to our main event.”
The Dream looks dumbfounded.
Match #7
Six Man Tag Team Match
“Bad Boy” Billy Black, “Outlaw” Joel Deaton, and Big John Hawk vs. The Patriot, Kevin Von Erich, and Tito Santana
This one has mayhem written all over it. The massive Hawk debuts in the WWA. The Patriot and Kevin Von Erich are hot on the trail of the tag team champions, and have added Tito Santana to the team tonight. Hawk starts against the Patriot. The muscular masked man starts fast, but the big Texan is ready for it, and we have a brawl. The match is dead even when Santana tags in for his team. He moves quickly, and Hawk tags in Black. The “Bad Boy” is one of the top high flyers in the sport. These two men put on a good show. Santana has Billy in trouble, and he tags in Deaton. He goes after Tito, and Kevin tags in. The Texan veteran is very sharp. He takes over and hits the flying body press fir the win. What a match!
Winners- The Patriot, Kevin Von Erich and Tito Santana
Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes close the show.
Tenay, “Dusty, what a match!”
Rhodes, “Who is it Iron Mike, Dick Murdoch, Terry Funk?”
Tenay, “You are just going to have to wait until next week, join us then!”
Working on it now.