UWA PRESENTS MEMPHIS MAYHEM (9/4/89)
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The UNITED WRESTLING ALLIANCE PRESENTS:
MEMPHIS MAYHEM
Live on TNT on 9/4/89 from the Mid South Coliseum in Memphis, TN
Announcers: Lance Russell, Les Thatcher & Magnum TA
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
VTR:
As the music plays, we see scenes from Beale Street, Sun Records, Graceland, and other Memphis landmarks as well as footage of Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the city of Memphis! A city of music and excitement!
A shot of the exterior of the Mid-South Coliseum
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, the United Wrestling Alliance presents one of the greatest wrestling spectaculars of all time! Welcome to MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!!! Now, let’s go to ringside and meet our hosts for the evening: Memphis’s own Lance Russell, former United States Champion Magnum TA, and Les Thatcher!
LANCE: Yello, everybody, and welcome to my hometown of Memphis, Tennessee and MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!!
LES: Five, count’em, five title matches on tonight’s card!
MAGNUM: I know it’s a cliché, but every match on the card is a main event!
LANCE: Let’s get right to it, guys! Let’s go to our ring announcer, Mark Lowrance to introduce our opening match.
Hustler Rip Rogers and Sabu are in the ring. Then, we hear familiar music…
Junkyard Dog leads his young protegees to the ring.
THE EBONY EXPERIENCE (BOOKER T & STEVIE RAY) (W/JUNKYARD DOG) VS. HUSTLER RIP ROGERS & SABU: Since JYD doesn’t have a manager’s wrestling, he returns to the dressing room when the bell rings. Rogers and Sabu aren’t exactly pushovers and they give the youngsters some competition, but in the end, the Experience hits the Hangover on Rogers and Booker T pins the Hustler to give the young team a successful debut> After the match, JYD returns and celebrates with his guys.
COMMERCIAL
Before the next match, the announce team puts over the junior heavyweight division in the UWA. The camera scans the crowd and we see Bill Dundee, Adrian Street, Eddy Guerrero, Dean Malenko, 2 Cold Scorpio, Tim Horner, and Hiroshi Hase(with Hiro Matsuda) in attendance.
The challenger makes his entrance!
The tune changes as the champ dances to the ring!
UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: SCOTTY THE BODY © VS. JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER: As usual, Liger does some amazing aerial moves and really excites the crowd. Scotty resorts to rulebreaking. The champion even goes so far as to use a Tennessee chain to gain an advantage. Naturally, that gets heat here in Memphis! In the end, Liger thrills everybody by hitting a standing moonsault to pin Scotty and win the belt!!!
JUSHIN LIGER WINS THE UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!
Eddy Guerrero, 2 Cold Scorpio, and the Von Erichs enter the ring to congratulate the new champ!
COMMERCIAL
Al Perez enters the arena. He is surrounded by his harem and Sheik Adnan!
The music brings out your UWA TV Champion!!!
UWA TV TITLE MATCH: KEVIN VON ERICH © VS. AL PEREZ (W/SHEIK ADNAN): Perez give the TV Champ all he can handle and scores several near falls. Adnan gets involved , but it’s not enough. Von Erich hits a flying bodypress to get the 1-2-3 and retains the TV Title!
COMMERCIAL
Boni is standing backstage.
BONI: Our next match will be for the American Title. Tito Santana will defend against my guest at this time, “Nature Boy” Buddy Landel!
LANDEL: I have to admit, Boni, that I’m pleasantly surprised! Usually, when I come to a new territory, I have to beg, borrow, and steal to get a title match, but I guess the UWA is a step above most wrestling organizations! I know it’s true because nobody else has guys like Rotunda and Williams in their main event! And I wanna make it clear: The Nature Boy is challenging the winner of that match! You people had better get used to this handsome face because I will be your world champion!
BONI: The American Title match is next!
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH: TITO SANTANA VS. “NATURE BOY” BUDDY LANDEL: A slow building, back and forth classic. Both wrestlers work the leg and seem to be setting up for the figure four. After 10 minutes of action, Tito goes for the figure four, but Landel counters with an inside cradle! Landel hasn a handfull of trunks! One….Two…
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THREE!!!! “NATURE BOY” BUDDY LANDEL IS THE NEW AMERICAN CHAMPION!!! TITO IS PROTESTING TO THE REFEREE, BUT HE AIN’T LISTENING!!! Dick Slater. Al Perez, and Scott Hall are in there, congratulating the Nature Boy!!!!
COMMERCIAL
Dick Slater has stayed in the ring. He’s bouncing off the ropes and is ready for a fight!
LANCE: Yowza! Let’s go to Boni Blackstone!
Boni is backstage.
BONI: I’m here with Dusty Rhodes. Dusty, Dick Slater has come to the UWA and he has set his sights on you! That match is next!
DUSTY: Boni, he can talk the talk, but can he back it up? Dickie Slater, there have been many, many men who made noise about taking Dusty Rhodes out! I’m still standin’, baby! I’m still walkin’ tall! After tonight, I’ll still be walkin’ and talkin’, baby! I’m done talkin, baby! Let’s git it on!
Dusty boogies to the ring to an incredible pop!
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES VS. DICK SLATER: An old school southern style brawl! They fight in the ring, outside the ring, and the fans are really into it! Dusty looks like he’s well on his way to victory as he hits the gig bionic elbow drop on Slater right in the center of the ring! Look out! Somebody comes running in and attacks Dusty! We know this guy! It’s
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It’s “THE ACE” , BOB ORTON!!!!
Les mentions that Orton and Slater were one of the greatest teams to ever hold the Southeastern Tag Team Champions. They certainly do a number on the Dream! Dusty takes a brutal beating until Dustin Rhodes runs in with a steel chair! The heels scatter and Dustin helps his Dad leave the ring…
COMMERCIAL
Sir Oliver Humperdink leads Rick “the Model to the ring. Humperdink has a bottle of Arrogance cologne in his hand. When the enter the ring, Humperdink sprays some of the cologne onto martel. The Model poses and preens as the fans boo him. We go to Boni backstage…
BONI: I’m here with Ronnie Garvin. Ron, it wasn’t that long ago that Sir oliver Humperdink sprayed cologne in your eye during a match between you and Rick Martel. Tonight, you have a chance to get revenge…
Garvin runs off in the direction of the arena!
BONI: He’s a man of action, folks!
RONNIE GARVIN VS. RICK “THE MODEL” MARTEL(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): Garvin charges into the ring and beats the Model from pillar to post! It’s all Garvin and Martel sells for him like he’s Superman! At the 8:22 mark, Garvin gets Martel in a vertical suplex, but SOH trips Ron from outside the ring! Ron goes down with the Model on top of him! ONE….TWO…..Humperdink holds Garvin’s leg...THREE!!!!! RICK MARTEL WINS!!!!!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m here with Sir Oliver Humperdink, “the Model” Rick Martel, and Scott “the Stud” Hall! The House of Humperdink just scored a tainted victory and you have one more match tonight…
SOH: Watch your language, young lady! Rick Martel was dominant in his match! And doesn’t he smell good?
BONI: (sniffs) That cologne does smell nice, but you really shouldn’t spray it in peoples’ eyes, should you?
SOH: What are you talking about, silly girl? Not only did the Model defeat his opponent easily, the Stud will do the same!
HALL: Kerry Von Erich, you horsefaced Texan, I’m gonna slap you around and show the world that I’m the true “Modern Day Warrior”!
BONI: what about this bombshell you’ve been promising?
SOH: This is the place, but this isn’t the time! Be patient, lass!
HALL: We’re gonna shock the world!
COMMERCIAL
Baby Doll leads her challenging team to the ring. Keirn & Condrey look like they are ready for anything!
And here come the champions!!!
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: THE FANTASTICS(BOBBY FULTON & TOMMY ROGERS) © VS. NEW SENSATION (DENNIS CONDREY & STEVE KEIRN) (W/BABY DOLL): Both teams use quick tags and double team maneuvers. After around ten minutes of action, Fulton takes an awkward spill on the floor and comes up limping! Condrey and Keirn zero in on the injured leg ans seem to do some serious damage! It’s obvious that Bobby is in bad shape here! Keirn locks in a leg grapevine! Bobby is in really bad trouble! Finally, Bobby has no choice to submit and NEW SENSATION
is the new World Champions! Baby Doll holds the belts in the air and here team carries her away on their shoulders! The fans don’t like it, but it’s a new era in tag team wrestling!!!
COMMERCIAL
Sir Oliver Humperdink leads Scott Hall to the ring! You’ve never seen a more arrogant individual.
...and here comes the Modern Day Warrior!
This should be a great match!
SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS.”MODERN DAY WARRIOR” KERRY VON ERICH: While Mark Lowrance is still doing introductions, Hall attacks Von Erich! The Stud beats Kerry from pillar to post! With the exception of a few hope spots, it’s all Scott Hall! Hall gets Von Erich up in the razor’s edge and it looks like it’s over! NO! Kerry slides out of the move! Von Erich applies the Iron Claw!!!! Kerry brings the Stud to his knees!
Hold on! Humperdink is on the ring apron! He’s making some kind of signal!
I don’t believe this!
RAVISHING RICK RUDE IS HERE! HE MUST BE HUMPERDINK’S BOMBSHELL!
Rude enters the ring! Rude gives Kerry a neckbreaker! Rude gives Kerry a DDT! Kerry has been demolished by Rick Rude! Kevin comes roaring to the ring! As Kevin enters, Hall stomps him in the abdomen...RAZOR’S EDGE!!! Rick Rude has joined the House of Humperdink! He and Scott Hall have laid out Kerry & Kevin Von Erich! Rude has the ring mic…
RUDE: What I’d like right now is for all of you Memphis Morons to shut yer mouths, stand and applaud the two greatest wrestlers in the world today! Also, the brains behind our brawn, Oliver Humperdink! Learn to love it, you Tennessee tadpoles!
Ron Garvin, Eddy Guerero, and Dustin Rhodes run out to check on Kerry and Kevin! The House of Humperdink have made a real statement her tonight! These guys should make a real impact in the UWA!
COMMERCIAL
Boni is standing by with the World Champion…
BONI: We’re only a few minutes away from the Main Event! This man, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams, with Missy Hyatt in his corner, defends the Undisputed World Title against former partner and friend, “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda!
DR. DEATH: I don’t wanna be disagreeable, but I think Mike has always been a self centered jerk. He was never really my friend! All he knows how to do is use and abuse! I can’t lose a friend that I never had! I have Missy on my side, so I really don’t need anybody else! We’re ready for you and anything you have planned, Mike! Your best bet is to drive a bulldozer into the ring and try to run me down with it! I have a Stampede with your name on it, Mike!
MISSY: Look at this man, Mikey! He’s bigger and stronger, tougher and meaner! You can’t beat Dr. Death! Nobody can! Since we’re in Memphis, tonight, we’re checking “Megabucks” Mike Rotunda int the Heartbreak Hotel! (kisses Williamson the cheek) That’s for good luck, but you really don’t need luck!
DR. DEATH: Thanks, Missy! Now, I’m ready for anything!
The challenger enters the ring! He looks extremely confident!
The music changes and the champ arrives! The fans are behind Doc and Missy here tonight!
UWA UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH: STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT) © VS. “MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA: Williams has the edge in power and he uses that power to gain an early edge. Rotunda uses every dirty trick in the book to turn the tide. Rotunda works Doc’s legs and seems to be hurting the champ! Missy, never a master strategist, keeps climbing onto the apron and yelling encouragement to her man. This irritates Rotunda and he keps complaining to referee Tommy Gilbert. Gilbert shoos Missy off of the apron. Soon afterward, Doc makes a big comeback! Williams gets Rotunda up for the Stampede! As he’s running around the ring with Rotunda on his shoulders, one of the challenger’s feet hits the referee in the face and knocks him out of the ring! Missy’s back on the apron! She swings her Gucci bag….AND HITS DR. DEATH IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Williams goes down! Rotunda rolls him up! Gilbert is back in the ring! He’s counting! ONE...TWO….THREE!!!!!!!!
MICHAEL ROTUNDA HAS REGAINED THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Missy re-enters the ring! Rotunda hands her the title belt! Missy fastens the belt around Rotunda’s waist! Missy and Rotunda embrace! BIG KISS! They set Dr. Death up!!!! And what the heck is in that bag? Williams is still lying on the mat!!!
LANCE: YOWZA! It was a great night of big action! Four titles changed hands! A very eventful night!
LES: I think it was the greatest night of action that I’ve ever seen!
MAGNUM: I have to agree with you guys! This was incredible!
LANCE: We’ll see you Sunday night on UWA FURY! It will be an action packed program! Thanks for watching folks!
MEMPHIS MAYHEM
Live on TNT on 9/4/89 from the Mid South Coliseum in Memphis, TN
Announcers: Lance Russell, Les Thatcher & Magnum TA
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
VTR:
As the music plays, we see scenes from Beale Street, Sun Records, Graceland, and other Memphis landmarks as well as footage of Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the city of Memphis! A city of music and excitement!
A shot of the exterior of the Mid-South Coliseum
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, the United Wrestling Alliance presents one of the greatest wrestling spectaculars of all time! Welcome to MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!!! Now, let’s go to ringside and meet our hosts for the evening: Memphis’s own Lance Russell, former United States Champion Magnum TA, and Les Thatcher!
LANCE: Yello, everybody, and welcome to my hometown of Memphis, Tennessee and MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!!
LES: Five, count’em, five title matches on tonight’s card!
MAGNUM: I know it’s a cliché, but every match on the card is a main event!
LANCE: Let’s get right to it, guys! Let’s go to our ring announcer, Mark Lowrance to introduce our opening match.
Hustler Rip Rogers and Sabu are in the ring. Then, we hear familiar music…
Junkyard Dog leads his young protegees to the ring.
THE EBONY EXPERIENCE (BOOKER T & STEVIE RAY) (W/JUNKYARD DOG) VS. HUSTLER RIP ROGERS & SABU: Since JYD doesn’t have a manager’s wrestling, he returns to the dressing room when the bell rings. Rogers and Sabu aren’t exactly pushovers and they give the youngsters some competition, but in the end, the Experience hits the Hangover on Rogers and Booker T pins the Hustler to give the young team a successful debut> After the match, JYD returns and celebrates with his guys.
COMMERCIAL
Before the next match, the announce team puts over the junior heavyweight division in the UWA. The camera scans the crowd and we see Bill Dundee, Adrian Street, Eddy Guerrero, Dean Malenko, 2 Cold Scorpio, Tim Horner, and Hiroshi Hase(with Hiro Matsuda) in attendance.
The challenger makes his entrance!
The tune changes as the champ dances to the ring!
UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: SCOTTY THE BODY © VS. JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER: As usual, Liger does some amazing aerial moves and really excites the crowd. Scotty resorts to rulebreaking. The champion even goes so far as to use a Tennessee chain to gain an advantage. Naturally, that gets heat here in Memphis! In the end, Liger thrills everybody by hitting a standing moonsault to pin Scotty and win the belt!!!
JUSHIN LIGER WINS THE UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!
Eddy Guerrero, 2 Cold Scorpio, and the Von Erichs enter the ring to congratulate the new champ!
COMMERCIAL
Al Perez enters the arena. He is surrounded by his harem and Sheik Adnan!
The music brings out your UWA TV Champion!!!
UWA TV TITLE MATCH: KEVIN VON ERICH © VS. AL PEREZ (W/SHEIK ADNAN): Perez give the TV Champ all he can handle and scores several near falls. Adnan gets involved , but it’s not enough. Von Erich hits a flying bodypress to get the 1-2-3 and retains the TV Title!
COMMERCIAL
Boni is standing backstage.
BONI: Our next match will be for the American Title. Tito Santana will defend against my guest at this time, “Nature Boy” Buddy Landel!
LANDEL: I have to admit, Boni, that I’m pleasantly surprised! Usually, when I come to a new territory, I have to beg, borrow, and steal to get a title match, but I guess the UWA is a step above most wrestling organizations! I know it’s true because nobody else has guys like Rotunda and Williams in their main event! And I wanna make it clear: The Nature Boy is challenging the winner of that match! You people had better get used to this handsome face because I will be your world champion!
BONI: The American Title match is next!
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH: TITO SANTANA VS. “NATURE BOY” BUDDY LANDEL: A slow building, back and forth classic. Both wrestlers work the leg and seem to be setting up for the figure four. After 10 minutes of action, Tito goes for the figure four, but Landel counters with an inside cradle! Landel hasn a handfull of trunks! One….Two…
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THREE!!!! “NATURE BOY” BUDDY LANDEL IS THE NEW AMERICAN CHAMPION!!! TITO IS PROTESTING TO THE REFEREE, BUT HE AIN’T LISTENING!!! Dick Slater. Al Perez, and Scott Hall are in there, congratulating the Nature Boy!!!!
COMMERCIAL
Dick Slater has stayed in the ring. He’s bouncing off the ropes and is ready for a fight!
LANCE: Yowza! Let’s go to Boni Blackstone!
Boni is backstage.
BONI: I’m here with Dusty Rhodes. Dusty, Dick Slater has come to the UWA and he has set his sights on you! That match is next!
DUSTY: Boni, he can talk the talk, but can he back it up? Dickie Slater, there have been many, many men who made noise about taking Dusty Rhodes out! I’m still standin’, baby! I’m still walkin’ tall! After tonight, I’ll still be walkin’ and talkin’, baby! I’m done talkin, baby! Let’s git it on!
Dusty boogies to the ring to an incredible pop!
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES VS. DICK SLATER: An old school southern style brawl! They fight in the ring, outside the ring, and the fans are really into it! Dusty looks like he’s well on his way to victory as he hits the gig bionic elbow drop on Slater right in the center of the ring! Look out! Somebody comes running in and attacks Dusty! We know this guy! It’s
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It’s “THE ACE” , BOB ORTON!!!!
Les mentions that Orton and Slater were one of the greatest teams to ever hold the Southeastern Tag Team Champions. They certainly do a number on the Dream! Dusty takes a brutal beating until Dustin Rhodes runs in with a steel chair! The heels scatter and Dustin helps his Dad leave the ring…
COMMERCIAL
Sir Oliver Humperdink leads Rick “the Model to the ring. Humperdink has a bottle of Arrogance cologne in his hand. When the enter the ring, Humperdink sprays some of the cologne onto martel. The Model poses and preens as the fans boo him. We go to Boni backstage…
BONI: I’m here with Ronnie Garvin. Ron, it wasn’t that long ago that Sir oliver Humperdink sprayed cologne in your eye during a match between you and Rick Martel. Tonight, you have a chance to get revenge…
Garvin runs off in the direction of the arena!
BONI: He’s a man of action, folks!
RONNIE GARVIN VS. RICK “THE MODEL” MARTEL(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): Garvin charges into the ring and beats the Model from pillar to post! It’s all Garvin and Martel sells for him like he’s Superman! At the 8:22 mark, Garvin gets Martel in a vertical suplex, but SOH trips Ron from outside the ring! Ron goes down with the Model on top of him! ONE….TWO…..Humperdink holds Garvin’s leg...THREE!!!!! RICK MARTEL WINS!!!!!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m here with Sir Oliver Humperdink, “the Model” Rick Martel, and Scott “the Stud” Hall! The House of Humperdink just scored a tainted victory and you have one more match tonight…
SOH: Watch your language, young lady! Rick Martel was dominant in his match! And doesn’t he smell good?
BONI: (sniffs) That cologne does smell nice, but you really shouldn’t spray it in peoples’ eyes, should you?
SOH: What are you talking about, silly girl? Not only did the Model defeat his opponent easily, the Stud will do the same!
HALL: Kerry Von Erich, you horsefaced Texan, I’m gonna slap you around and show the world that I’m the true “Modern Day Warrior”!
BONI: what about this bombshell you’ve been promising?
SOH: This is the place, but this isn’t the time! Be patient, lass!
HALL: We’re gonna shock the world!
COMMERCIAL
Baby Doll leads her challenging team to the ring. Keirn & Condrey look like they are ready for anything!
And here come the champions!!!
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: THE FANTASTICS(BOBBY FULTON & TOMMY ROGERS) © VS. NEW SENSATION (DENNIS CONDREY & STEVE KEIRN) (W/BABY DOLL): Both teams use quick tags and double team maneuvers. After around ten minutes of action, Fulton takes an awkward spill on the floor and comes up limping! Condrey and Keirn zero in on the injured leg ans seem to do some serious damage! It’s obvious that Bobby is in bad shape here! Keirn locks in a leg grapevine! Bobby is in really bad trouble! Finally, Bobby has no choice to submit and NEW SENSATION
is the new World Champions! Baby Doll holds the belts in the air and here team carries her away on their shoulders! The fans don’t like it, but it’s a new era in tag team wrestling!!!
COMMERCIAL
Sir Oliver Humperdink leads Scott Hall to the ring! You’ve never seen a more arrogant individual.
...and here comes the Modern Day Warrior!
This should be a great match!
SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS.”MODERN DAY WARRIOR” KERRY VON ERICH: While Mark Lowrance is still doing introductions, Hall attacks Von Erich! The Stud beats Kerry from pillar to post! With the exception of a few hope spots, it’s all Scott Hall! Hall gets Von Erich up in the razor’s edge and it looks like it’s over! NO! Kerry slides out of the move! Von Erich applies the Iron Claw!!!! Kerry brings the Stud to his knees!
Hold on! Humperdink is on the ring apron! He’s making some kind of signal!
I don’t believe this!
RAVISHING RICK RUDE IS HERE! HE MUST BE HUMPERDINK’S BOMBSHELL!
Rude enters the ring! Rude gives Kerry a neckbreaker! Rude gives Kerry a DDT! Kerry has been demolished by Rick Rude! Kevin comes roaring to the ring! As Kevin enters, Hall stomps him in the abdomen...RAZOR’S EDGE!!! Rick Rude has joined the House of Humperdink! He and Scott Hall have laid out Kerry & Kevin Von Erich! Rude has the ring mic…
RUDE: What I’d like right now is for all of you Memphis Morons to shut yer mouths, stand and applaud the two greatest wrestlers in the world today! Also, the brains behind our brawn, Oliver Humperdink! Learn to love it, you Tennessee tadpoles!
Ron Garvin, Eddy Guerero, and Dustin Rhodes run out to check on Kerry and Kevin! The House of Humperdink have made a real statement her tonight! These guys should make a real impact in the UWA!
COMMERCIAL
Boni is standing by with the World Champion…
BONI: We’re only a few minutes away from the Main Event! This man, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams, with Missy Hyatt in his corner, defends the Undisputed World Title against former partner and friend, “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda!
DR. DEATH: I don’t wanna be disagreeable, but I think Mike has always been a self centered jerk. He was never really my friend! All he knows how to do is use and abuse! I can’t lose a friend that I never had! I have Missy on my side, so I really don’t need anybody else! We’re ready for you and anything you have planned, Mike! Your best bet is to drive a bulldozer into the ring and try to run me down with it! I have a Stampede with your name on it, Mike!
MISSY: Look at this man, Mikey! He’s bigger and stronger, tougher and meaner! You can’t beat Dr. Death! Nobody can! Since we’re in Memphis, tonight, we’re checking “Megabucks” Mike Rotunda int the Heartbreak Hotel! (kisses Williamson the cheek) That’s for good luck, but you really don’t need luck!
DR. DEATH: Thanks, Missy! Now, I’m ready for anything!
The challenger enters the ring! He looks extremely confident!
The music changes and the champ arrives! The fans are behind Doc and Missy here tonight!
UWA UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH: STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT) © VS. “MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA: Williams has the edge in power and he uses that power to gain an early edge. Rotunda uses every dirty trick in the book to turn the tide. Rotunda works Doc’s legs and seems to be hurting the champ! Missy, never a master strategist, keeps climbing onto the apron and yelling encouragement to her man. This irritates Rotunda and he keps complaining to referee Tommy Gilbert. Gilbert shoos Missy off of the apron. Soon afterward, Doc makes a big comeback! Williams gets Rotunda up for the Stampede! As he’s running around the ring with Rotunda on his shoulders, one of the challenger’s feet hits the referee in the face and knocks him out of the ring! Missy’s back on the apron! She swings her Gucci bag….AND HITS DR. DEATH IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Williams goes down! Rotunda rolls him up! Gilbert is back in the ring! He’s counting! ONE...TWO….THREE!!!!!!!!
MICHAEL ROTUNDA HAS REGAINED THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Missy re-enters the ring! Rotunda hands her the title belt! Missy fastens the belt around Rotunda’s waist! Missy and Rotunda embrace! BIG KISS! They set Dr. Death up!!!! And what the heck is in that bag? Williams is still lying on the mat!!!
LANCE: YOWZA! It was a great night of big action! Four titles changed hands! A very eventful night!
LES: I think it was the greatest night of action that I’ve ever seen!
MAGNUM: I have to agree with you guys! This was incredible!
LANCE: We’ll see you Sunday night on UWA FURY! It will be an action packed program! Thanks for watching folks!
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