UWA FURY(9/3/89): GO HOME SHOW FOR MEMPHIS MAYHEM!
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“UWA FURY”
Taped August 20, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air September 3, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
Kerry Von Erich pinning Michael Rotunda for the Undisputed World Title at Texas Stadium! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Kokina hitting a Samoan drop! Kevin Von Erich hitting the splash off of the top of the cage onto Bob Orton! Dusty Rhodes dropping a bionic elbow! Magnificent Muraco and Rick Martel holding the UWA World Tag belts above their heads! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Al Perez & Baby Doll in a red convertible! Steve Williams powerslamming Kerry Von Erich! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! Welcome to the world famous Sportatorium and UWA FURY here on TNT! We’re less than 24 hours from MEMPHIS MAYHEM and Bill Watts will be here before we leave the air to give us the complete card for that spectacular! Guys, the son of a gun absolutely will not quit!
LES: The great thing about our program tonight is that many of the great wrestlers who will compete tomorrow night will be in action right here!
MAGNUM: The Undisputed World Champion, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams will take on “Hustler” Rip Rogers tonight. If I could say one thing to Dr. Death, it would be this: You’d better not look ahead to your title match with Michael Rotunda tomorrow night!
LANCE: What strike me about our card tonight is the great tag team action! Baby Doll’s New Sensation team will be in action! The World Champions, the Fantastics will be here! The Von Erichs! We even have an 8 man tag team match! Two members of the House of Humperdink, “the Model” Rick Martel and Scott “the Stud” Hall will team here tonight. Les, I understand that Personality Profile might bne of interest to MR> Martel this week!
LES: I had the pleasure of visiting my old pal Ronnie Garvin in his home this week. The Model had better pay close attention!
LANCE: Yowza! After last week, I’m sure Garvin has plenty to say to Martel! I say we get it going, guys!
Billy Travis and Frankie DeFalco enter the ring to a mixed reaction. Then, the music plays…
Baby Doll leads her new team to the ring!
NEW SENSATION (STEVE KEIRN & DENNIS CONDREY) (W/BABY DOLL) VS. BILLY TRAVIS & FRANKIE DEFALCO: Keirn and Condrey are like a well oiled machine despite only being a team for a few weeks. Condrey pins DeFalco after he and Keirn hit a double DDT. After the match, Baby Doll commandeers the ring mic…
BABY DOLL: That was spectacular! Comparing my team to the Fantastics is like comparing prime rib to horse manure! Bobby and Tommy do you have the guts to give Loverboy Dennis and Sexy Steve a title match?
As Baby Doll cuts her promo, Dennis and Steve Fargo strut around the ring.
COMMERCIAL, including:
VTR:
As the music plays, we see footage of Elvis in concert...Beale Street… Graceland...black and white footage of wrestlers like Jackie Fargo, Sputnik Monoroe, and Billy Wicks.
LES: (v/o) Memphis, a great American City! Known for Elvis, Beale Street, and some of the hottest wrestling action in the world!!!
Now, we switch to current action featuring the superstars of the UWA!!
LES: On Labor Day, live from the Mid-South Coliseum, exclusively on TNT at 8 PM! It’s MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!! The most action packed wrestling spectacular ever presented on TV! Don’t miss it!
Dusty Rhodes stands in front of the gates of Graceland…
DUSTY: Elvis himself might be there, baby!
When we return, Hiro Matsuda stands in the ring , flanked by two of his Wrestle Kingdom grapplers.
The World Tag Team Champions have arrived!!!
THE FANTASTICS VS. GENICHIRO TENRYU & HIROSHI HASE(W/HIRO MATSUDA): The fans get treated to an incredible 15 minutes of intense, in ring excellence. After a series of near falls, Tommy Rogers catches Hase with a flying bodypress for the 1-2-3! After the match, Bobby and Tommy shake hands with the Japanese team and even Matsuda. Then, the champs join Boni Blackstone.
BONI: Wow! That was an incredible match! I have to ask you about Baby Doll’s challenge, though.
TOMMY: That match we just had is what it’s all about! Tenryu and Hase gave us a great contest and we’re really happy that we got that win!
BOBBY: As far as New Sensation goes, it’s like they say on “Price Is Right”! COME ON DOWN! Anytime, anyplace! Memphis tomorrow night on worldwide cable TV is just as good as any other time! We love the people in Memphis and we would be happy to put these belts on the line over there!
TOMMY: My partner is right! Let’s get it on!
COMMERCIAL
The Sportatorium crowd pops BIG for their hometown heroes!
KERRY & KEVIN VON ERICH VS. ALEX PORTEAU & CHICKY STARR: Kerry and Kevin both have big matches tomorrow night, but they don’t seem to be looking past their opponents tonight. Kerry puts Porteau away with a discus punch to give the Von Erichs the convincing victory. Then, they join Boni….
BONI: I’m here with two members of wrestling’s firs t family, the Von Erichs! Kerry and Kevin, you both have big matches at MEMPHIS MAYHEM tomorrow. Kerry, your opponent will be Scott “the Stud” Hall. Hall has been on a real winning streak since he joined the House of Humperdink. On top of that, Oliver Humperdink has promised a “bombshell” tomorrow night!
KERRY: He can make any promise that he wants to, Boni! Scott, I used to think that you were a decent guy! But anybody who has anything to do with the House of Humperdink is a jerk in my book! Did you see what Humperdink did to Ron Garvin last week? He tried to put his eye out! No matter what Humperdink has planned, I’ll be ready!
KEVIN: Don’t worry, Kerry! I’ll be watching your back! I have a match with Al Perez for my TV Title! Talk about a jerk! He sold out to Sheik Adnan for a harem! A harem, can you believe that? Treating women like they can be bought or sold like cattle or something! I hope your harem is watching tomorrow night, Al! I’ll show’em what a real man is all about!But like I said, after I’m done with my title match, I’ll be keeping an eye on Kerry’s match!
BONI: I wish you both well tomorrow night! Good luck!
COMMERCIAL
“THE MODEL” RICK MARTEL & SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL (W/OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. JOE CRUZ & JIM POWERS: The House of Humperdink’s two top singles stars score a convincing win as Martel finishes Cruz with a boston Crab. Then, the heels join Boni…
BONI: Tomorrow night will be a big night for the House of Humperdink at MEMPHIS MAYHEM here on TNT at 8 PM! Scott “the Stud” Hall, you have a match with Kerry Von Erich! You’ve wanted world class opponents and you’ll get what you asked for!
HALL: Ever since I got to the UWA, all I’ve heard is how great the Von Erichs were! How the ladies and the kids idolized them! What superstar wrestlers they are! Tomorrow night, I’m shutting all of that down! Kerry, you’ll have the Stud to deal with! You’ll find out that I’m more than you can handle!
BONI: And, Sir Oliver, you have promised a bombshell!
SOH: Lightning will flash and thunder will crash! The earth will move under your feet! Boni Blackstone, you are not prepared! Nobody in the world is prepared!
BONI: Rick Martel, you’ll have your hands full as well, but more on that later!
SOH: WHAT???
MARTEL: Yes, what are you talking about?
BONI: Just wait and see!
COMMERCIAL
PERSONALITY PROFILE
VTR:
Les Thatcher is seated on a sofa with Ron Garvin. Garvin is wearing sunglasses, but we can see that he has a patch on one of his eyes.
LES: I’m here in the home of Ronnie Garvin. Ron, we can see the eye patch. The cologne Oliver Humperdink sprayed in your eyes did some damage…
GARVIN: Yeah, the doctor ordered me to stay in a dark room and wear the patch. And I’ve had to stay out of the ring! Labor Day is the last day for all that! I can get back in the ring that day! And I’m gonna be in Memphis, Tennessee, Les! And I’m gonna be in the ring! And Rick Martel, you’ll be my opponent! That slob Humperdink signed an open contract for you to wrestle at MEMPHIS MAYHEM and Cowboy BilL Watts brought me that contract!
LES: That’s big news for MEMPHIS MAYHEM!
GARVIN: Martel, I’m coming after you! And if I can get my hands on that pig Humperdink, that will be even better!
VTR:
Cowboy Bill Watts is seated behind a desk in an expensively furnished office.
WATTS: Tomorrow night is Labor Day. And the UWA has a great way to finish up your holiday! Right here on TNT, at 8 PM, live from the Mid South Coliseum in Memphis, it’s MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!! Here’s the complete card!
UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT)
VS.
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH
TITO SANTANA
VS.
“NATURE BOY” BUDDY LANDEL
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
THE FANTASTICS
VS.
NEW SENSATION 9W/BABY DOLL)
“MODERN DAY WARRIOR” KERRY VON ERICH
VS.
SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
TV TITLE MATCH
KEVIN VON ERICH
VS.
AL PEREZ(W/SHEIK ADNAN)
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES
VS.
DICK SLATER
RICK ‘THE MODEL” MARTEL (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
VS.
RONNIE GARVIN
WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
SCOTTY THE BODY
VS.
JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER
THE DEBUT OF THE EBONY EXPERIENCE
SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK SAYS HE HAS A HUGE SURPRISE FOR THE WORLD OF PRO WRESTLING!!!!
WATTS: This will be one of the greatest wrestling spectculars ever! You can’t afford to miss it!
COMMERCIALS
The music brings a newcomer to the UWA. Les says he’s another great addition to the junior heavyweight division!
2 COLD SCORPIO VS. JAMIE DUNDEE: Les informs the fans that Scorpio has competed all over the world and that he has already issued a challenge to the winner of the Scotty the Body/Jushin Liger match tomorrow night. Scorpio amazes the fans with his athleticism and pins Dundee after a somersault leg drop.
BONI: I’m here with the UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Scotty the Body! Scotty, you will defend the title against Jushin “Thunder” Liger at MEMPHIS MAYHEM. Liger already has pinned you in a non-title match…
SCOTTY: Now, Boni, that’s not true! I have never lost here in the UWA! I am the #1 junior heavyweight in the world! I’m the reason why junior heavyweights from all over the universe come to the UWA! I’m the reason why Scorpio is here! And Liger! And Guerrero! And Malenko! (rapping) I’m the ladies’ pet and the men’s regret! I make everybody dance and sing! Compared to my IQ, Einstein’s a dingaling!Even the Pope says that I’m a blessin’! Tomorrow night, Liger learns a lesson! Yo, baby, yo!
BONI: A very confident Scotty the Body!
COMMERCIALS
JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER VS. DOUG VINES: Liger tunes up for his upcoming championship match by wrestling the veteran Vines. Liger scores an impressive win with his shooting star press.
COMMERCIALS
THE GREAT KOKINA, HEAD HUNTERS A &B, & AL PEREZ (W/SHEIK ADNAN) VS. JOE SAVOLDI, TIM HORNER, MIKE JACKSON, & PAUL GARNER: A showcase for Adnan’s Army. The heels isolate Garner and demolish the slender grappler. Kokina pins Garner after a senton and it looks for all the world that he’s crushed the life out of him.
COMMERCIALS
VTR:
Michel Rotunda, dressed in a suit and tie, stands in what appears to be ballroom.
ROTUNDA: Labor Day. I have never celebrated that holiday. Why would I? I’ve never had to work. I was born with a silver spoon in my hand and a trust fund to make sure that I’d never punch a time clock! But I realize that all of you working stiffs think tomorrow is a big deal! So, here’s what you should do: Eat you hot dogs and cheeseburgers. Drink your cheap domestic beers. Play horsheshoes and have your sack races. Listen to your redneck music. Then, as the highlight of your day off, turn on your black and white, 17 inch TV and watch me take my title back from that ignorant Okie, Steve Williams! Steve, after I pin you, hand my belt back To me and admit that you were beaten by a better man! And I have a message for Missy Hyatt: After I finish with Williams, don’t come crawling to me, asking for a second chance! After tomorrow night, the UWA will have a champion that it can be proud of! A man who looks like a success, not some caveman! A man who can travel the world and represent the UWA with class! I will be that man! (smirks) Oh yes, and have a happy Labor Day!
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT) VS. HUSTLER RIP ROGERS: The champ prepares for tomorrow night by taking on a very capable opponent. Doc sees fired up and he gets an impressive victory after hitting the Oklahoma Stampede.
LANCE: Next week, the Undisputed World Champion will wrestle, regardless of who holds the title! The same holds true for the World Tag Team Champions! It will be an action packed program, no doubt about it!
Taped August 20, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air September 3, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
Kerry Von Erich pinning Michael Rotunda for the Undisputed World Title at Texas Stadium! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Kokina hitting a Samoan drop! Kevin Von Erich hitting the splash off of the top of the cage onto Bob Orton! Dusty Rhodes dropping a bionic elbow! Magnificent Muraco and Rick Martel holding the UWA World Tag belts above their heads! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Al Perez & Baby Doll in a red convertible! Steve Williams powerslamming Kerry Von Erich! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! Welcome to the world famous Sportatorium and UWA FURY here on TNT! We’re less than 24 hours from MEMPHIS MAYHEM and Bill Watts will be here before we leave the air to give us the complete card for that spectacular! Guys, the son of a gun absolutely will not quit!
LES: The great thing about our program tonight is that many of the great wrestlers who will compete tomorrow night will be in action right here!
MAGNUM: The Undisputed World Champion, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams will take on “Hustler” Rip Rogers tonight. If I could say one thing to Dr. Death, it would be this: You’d better not look ahead to your title match with Michael Rotunda tomorrow night!
LANCE: What strike me about our card tonight is the great tag team action! Baby Doll’s New Sensation team will be in action! The World Champions, the Fantastics will be here! The Von Erichs! We even have an 8 man tag team match! Two members of the House of Humperdink, “the Model” Rick Martel and Scott “the Stud” Hall will team here tonight. Les, I understand that Personality Profile might bne of interest to MR> Martel this week!
LES: I had the pleasure of visiting my old pal Ronnie Garvin in his home this week. The Model had better pay close attention!
LANCE: Yowza! After last week, I’m sure Garvin has plenty to say to Martel! I say we get it going, guys!
Billy Travis and Frankie DeFalco enter the ring to a mixed reaction. Then, the music plays…
Baby Doll leads her new team to the ring!
NEW SENSATION (STEVE KEIRN & DENNIS CONDREY) (W/BABY DOLL) VS. BILLY TRAVIS & FRANKIE DEFALCO: Keirn and Condrey are like a well oiled machine despite only being a team for a few weeks. Condrey pins DeFalco after he and Keirn hit a double DDT. After the match, Baby Doll commandeers the ring mic…
BABY DOLL: That was spectacular! Comparing my team to the Fantastics is like comparing prime rib to horse manure! Bobby and Tommy do you have the guts to give Loverboy Dennis and Sexy Steve a title match?
As Baby Doll cuts her promo, Dennis and Steve Fargo strut around the ring.
COMMERCIAL, including:
VTR:
As the music plays, we see footage of Elvis in concert...Beale Street… Graceland...black and white footage of wrestlers like Jackie Fargo, Sputnik Monoroe, and Billy Wicks.
LES: (v/o) Memphis, a great American City! Known for Elvis, Beale Street, and some of the hottest wrestling action in the world!!!
Now, we switch to current action featuring the superstars of the UWA!!
LES: On Labor Day, live from the Mid-South Coliseum, exclusively on TNT at 8 PM! It’s MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!! The most action packed wrestling spectacular ever presented on TV! Don’t miss it!
Dusty Rhodes stands in front of the gates of Graceland…
DUSTY: Elvis himself might be there, baby!
When we return, Hiro Matsuda stands in the ring , flanked by two of his Wrestle Kingdom grapplers.
The World Tag Team Champions have arrived!!!
THE FANTASTICS VS. GENICHIRO TENRYU & HIROSHI HASE(W/HIRO MATSUDA): The fans get treated to an incredible 15 minutes of intense, in ring excellence. After a series of near falls, Tommy Rogers catches Hase with a flying bodypress for the 1-2-3! After the match, Bobby and Tommy shake hands with the Japanese team and even Matsuda. Then, the champs join Boni Blackstone.
BONI: Wow! That was an incredible match! I have to ask you about Baby Doll’s challenge, though.
TOMMY: That match we just had is what it’s all about! Tenryu and Hase gave us a great contest and we’re really happy that we got that win!
BOBBY: As far as New Sensation goes, it’s like they say on “Price Is Right”! COME ON DOWN! Anytime, anyplace! Memphis tomorrow night on worldwide cable TV is just as good as any other time! We love the people in Memphis and we would be happy to put these belts on the line over there!
TOMMY: My partner is right! Let’s get it on!
COMMERCIAL
The Sportatorium crowd pops BIG for their hometown heroes!
KERRY & KEVIN VON ERICH VS. ALEX PORTEAU & CHICKY STARR: Kerry and Kevin both have big matches tomorrow night, but they don’t seem to be looking past their opponents tonight. Kerry puts Porteau away with a discus punch to give the Von Erichs the convincing victory. Then, they join Boni….
BONI: I’m here with two members of wrestling’s firs t family, the Von Erichs! Kerry and Kevin, you both have big matches at MEMPHIS MAYHEM tomorrow. Kerry, your opponent will be Scott “the Stud” Hall. Hall has been on a real winning streak since he joined the House of Humperdink. On top of that, Oliver Humperdink has promised a “bombshell” tomorrow night!
KERRY: He can make any promise that he wants to, Boni! Scott, I used to think that you were a decent guy! But anybody who has anything to do with the House of Humperdink is a jerk in my book! Did you see what Humperdink did to Ron Garvin last week? He tried to put his eye out! No matter what Humperdink has planned, I’ll be ready!
KEVIN: Don’t worry, Kerry! I’ll be watching your back! I have a match with Al Perez for my TV Title! Talk about a jerk! He sold out to Sheik Adnan for a harem! A harem, can you believe that? Treating women like they can be bought or sold like cattle or something! I hope your harem is watching tomorrow night, Al! I’ll show’em what a real man is all about!But like I said, after I’m done with my title match, I’ll be keeping an eye on Kerry’s match!
BONI: I wish you both well tomorrow night! Good luck!
COMMERCIAL
“THE MODEL” RICK MARTEL & SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL (W/OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. JOE CRUZ & JIM POWERS: The House of Humperdink’s two top singles stars score a convincing win as Martel finishes Cruz with a boston Crab. Then, the heels join Boni…
BONI: Tomorrow night will be a big night for the House of Humperdink at MEMPHIS MAYHEM here on TNT at 8 PM! Scott “the Stud” Hall, you have a match with Kerry Von Erich! You’ve wanted world class opponents and you’ll get what you asked for!
HALL: Ever since I got to the UWA, all I’ve heard is how great the Von Erichs were! How the ladies and the kids idolized them! What superstar wrestlers they are! Tomorrow night, I’m shutting all of that down! Kerry, you’ll have the Stud to deal with! You’ll find out that I’m more than you can handle!
BONI: And, Sir Oliver, you have promised a bombshell!
SOH: Lightning will flash and thunder will crash! The earth will move under your feet! Boni Blackstone, you are not prepared! Nobody in the world is prepared!
BONI: Rick Martel, you’ll have your hands full as well, but more on that later!
SOH: WHAT???
MARTEL: Yes, what are you talking about?
BONI: Just wait and see!
COMMERCIAL
PERSONALITY PROFILE
VTR:
Les Thatcher is seated on a sofa with Ron Garvin. Garvin is wearing sunglasses, but we can see that he has a patch on one of his eyes.
LES: I’m here in the home of Ronnie Garvin. Ron, we can see the eye patch. The cologne Oliver Humperdink sprayed in your eyes did some damage…
GARVIN: Yeah, the doctor ordered me to stay in a dark room and wear the patch. And I’ve had to stay out of the ring! Labor Day is the last day for all that! I can get back in the ring that day! And I’m gonna be in Memphis, Tennessee, Les! And I’m gonna be in the ring! And Rick Martel, you’ll be my opponent! That slob Humperdink signed an open contract for you to wrestle at MEMPHIS MAYHEM and Cowboy BilL Watts brought me that contract!
LES: That’s big news for MEMPHIS MAYHEM!
GARVIN: Martel, I’m coming after you! And if I can get my hands on that pig Humperdink, that will be even better!
VTR:
Cowboy Bill Watts is seated behind a desk in an expensively furnished office.
WATTS: Tomorrow night is Labor Day. And the UWA has a great way to finish up your holiday! Right here on TNT, at 8 PM, live from the Mid South Coliseum in Memphis, it’s MEMPHIS MAYHEM!!! Here’s the complete card!
UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT)
VS.
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH
TITO SANTANA
VS.
“NATURE BOY” BUDDY LANDEL
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
THE FANTASTICS
VS.
NEW SENSATION 9W/BABY DOLL)
“MODERN DAY WARRIOR” KERRY VON ERICH
VS.
SCOTT “THE STUD” HALL(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
TV TITLE MATCH
KEVIN VON ERICH
VS.
AL PEREZ(W/SHEIK ADNAN)
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES
VS.
DICK SLATER
RICK ‘THE MODEL” MARTEL (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
VS.
RONNIE GARVIN
WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
SCOTTY THE BODY
VS.
JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER
THE DEBUT OF THE EBONY EXPERIENCE
SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK SAYS HE HAS A HUGE SURPRISE FOR THE WORLD OF PRO WRESTLING!!!!
WATTS: This will be one of the greatest wrestling spectculars ever! You can’t afford to miss it!
COMMERCIALS
The music brings a newcomer to the UWA. Les says he’s another great addition to the junior heavyweight division!
2 COLD SCORPIO VS. JAMIE DUNDEE: Les informs the fans that Scorpio has competed all over the world and that he has already issued a challenge to the winner of the Scotty the Body/Jushin Liger match tomorrow night. Scorpio amazes the fans with his athleticism and pins Dundee after a somersault leg drop.
BONI: I’m here with the UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Scotty the Body! Scotty, you will defend the title against Jushin “Thunder” Liger at MEMPHIS MAYHEM. Liger already has pinned you in a non-title match…
SCOTTY: Now, Boni, that’s not true! I have never lost here in the UWA! I am the #1 junior heavyweight in the world! I’m the reason why junior heavyweights from all over the universe come to the UWA! I’m the reason why Scorpio is here! And Liger! And Guerrero! And Malenko! (rapping) I’m the ladies’ pet and the men’s regret! I make everybody dance and sing! Compared to my IQ, Einstein’s a dingaling!Even the Pope says that I’m a blessin’! Tomorrow night, Liger learns a lesson! Yo, baby, yo!
BONI: A very confident Scotty the Body!
COMMERCIALS
JUSHIN “THUNDER” LIGER VS. DOUG VINES: Liger tunes up for his upcoming championship match by wrestling the veteran Vines. Liger scores an impressive win with his shooting star press.
COMMERCIALS
THE GREAT KOKINA, HEAD HUNTERS A &B, & AL PEREZ (W/SHEIK ADNAN) VS. JOE SAVOLDI, TIM HORNER, MIKE JACKSON, & PAUL GARNER: A showcase for Adnan’s Army. The heels isolate Garner and demolish the slender grappler. Kokina pins Garner after a senton and it looks for all the world that he’s crushed the life out of him.
COMMERCIALS
VTR:
Michel Rotunda, dressed in a suit and tie, stands in what appears to be ballroom.
ROTUNDA: Labor Day. I have never celebrated that holiday. Why would I? I’ve never had to work. I was born with a silver spoon in my hand and a trust fund to make sure that I’d never punch a time clock! But I realize that all of you working stiffs think tomorrow is a big deal! So, here’s what you should do: Eat you hot dogs and cheeseburgers. Drink your cheap domestic beers. Play horsheshoes and have your sack races. Listen to your redneck music. Then, as the highlight of your day off, turn on your black and white, 17 inch TV and watch me take my title back from that ignorant Okie, Steve Williams! Steve, after I pin you, hand my belt back To me and admit that you were beaten by a better man! And I have a message for Missy Hyatt: After I finish with Williams, don’t come crawling to me, asking for a second chance! After tomorrow night, the UWA will have a champion that it can be proud of! A man who looks like a success, not some caveman! A man who can travel the world and represent the UWA with class! I will be that man! (smirks) Oh yes, and have a happy Labor Day!
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT) VS. HUSTLER RIP ROGERS: The champ prepares for tomorrow night by taking on a very capable opponent. Doc sees fired up and he gets an impressive victory after hitting the Oklahoma Stampede.
LANCE: Next week, the Undisputed World Champion will wrestle, regardless of who holds the title! The same holds true for the World Tag Team Champions! It will be an action packed program, no doubt about it!
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