WWA "Saturday Night Thunder" 9/16/93
Sept 16, 2023 13:57:15 GMT
Post by tlyne on Sept 16, 2023 13:57:15 GMT
"Saturday Night Thunder"
Thunderdome
Santa Barbara, CA
9/16/93
The program opens with highlights of “Thunderstruck ‘93”. We see the T-Rex Brothers win the tag titles, and Hulk Hogan win the World Title.
Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes open the program.
Tenay, “Hello everyone! ‘Thunderstruck ‘93’ was a huge success, and Hulk Hogan is the World Champion! Dusty, what a night!”
Rhodes, “You didn’t tell them about Roddy Piper!”
Tenay, “That’s right, ‘Piper’s Pit’ is back!”
Rhodes, “The WWA is the hottest thing in pro wrestling, and the ‘Dream’ is glad to be part of it!”
Tenay, “What a night we have tonight. In our main event, the new World Tag Team Champions, the T-Rex Brothers, take on the Simpson Brothers, and ‘Piper’s Pit’ is, indeed, here, and his guest is the new World Champion Hulk Hogan. Let’s get things started with Marc Lowrance with another surprise from Los Angeles.”
Match #1
“Hollywood” John Tatum waits in the ring.
We hear,
The Ultimate Warrior hits the ring! Warrior goes right over Tatum. He overwhelms Tatum. Warrior uses a press slam, and a splash to win in around a minute. The fans love him, and the Ultimate Warrior is in the WWA!
Winner- The Ultimate Warrior
Match #2
Tito Santana vs. Killer Brooks
The popular Santana takes on the rugged biker from Waxahachie, TX. Brooks attacks Santana before the bell. Tito is in early trouble. The crowd gets behind him, and Santana rallies. He fires up and takes the fight to Brooks. Tito uses the flying burrito for the win.
Winner- Tito Santana
Marc Lowrance is with Woman, Sabu, and Kama.
Lowrance, “With me is…”
Woman, “Honey, everyone knows who I am. I’m Woman, and in the WWA to take over. I’ve brought two men to do that for me. First of all, Kama Mustafa the ultimate fighting machine, and the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, dearh defying, Sabu. We are putting the entire WWA on notice. We are here and we are taking over. And, Marc Lowrance, I see you looking at me, and I know what you’re thinking.”
Lowrance, “Well..anyway, these two will be in action next.
Match #3
Kama Mustafa and Sabu w/Woman vs. Rex King and Johnny Mantell
Kama and Sabu are an intimidating team. The bell rings and they attack. Sabu goes right after Mantell. The Bombay native doesn’t wrestle, but he dishes out punishment. Mantell is in real trouble. He is able to tag in King. Kama tags in, the Ultimate Fighting Machine goes on the attack. He pummels King, and hits a shoulder breaker for the win. After the fall, Sabu drags a table into the ring. He and Kama put King on the table, and Sabu moonsaults Rex through it. Referee Chad Patton calls for the bell again. He reverses the decision, and disqualifies Kama and Sabu. I don’t think they, or Woman care.
Winner- Johnny Mantell and Rex King (Disqualification, Reversed Decision)
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Match #4
Mr. Hughes w/“Playboy” Gary Hart vs. Iceman King Parsons
Hart may have missed out on the world title, but he still has a team of monsters. The massive Mr. Hughes goes right after the Iceman. Patsons tries to hit and run, and he avoids the big man from Kansas City for a time. Hughes finally catches him, and goes to work. He uses a sidewalk slam for the win.
Winner- Mr. Hughes
Marc Lowrance is with General Skandor Akbar and the T-Rex Brothers.
Lowrance, “With me are the new World Tag Team Champions and their manager. General Akbar, you were able to walk out of ‘Thunderstruck ‘93’ with the tiles.”
Akbar, “That’s right Lowrance! I predicted it, and of course it happened! The Barbarian and the the Terminator destroyed it hose two American heroes. This is just the beginning, these titles will stay with Devastation Incorporated as long as we want them!”
Lowrance, “The Champions are in the ring next.”
Match #5
Non Title Match
T-Rex Brothers (World Tag Teams Champions) w/General Skandor Akbar vs. The Simpson Brothers
The Champions have the size advantage, but the South African brothers are very talented. The Terminator starts with Steve Simpson. Steve airs to the air, and Akbar’s man is on the defensive. Finally, Terminator traps Steve in the corner. The Barbarian tags in, and he pounds away at Steve. Simpson is able to escape and tag in his younger Brother. Shaun is a house afire. In the end the Barbarian lands a big boot, and covers the younger Simpson for the win.
Winners- The T-Rex Brothers
Match #6
Brickhouse Brown vs. Jimmy Jack Funk
Two popular men meet in this one. Brown uses his power early in the match, and he is in control. Funk is trapped in the corner. JJ fights his way out. He throws rights and lefts, and Brick is in retreat. The match goes back and forth until Funk hits a shoulder breaker for the win.
Winner- Jimmy Jack Funk
We see a video of the desert. We then see the America West Arena in Phoenix, AZ. We hear a voice over, “Thursday November 23…’Thanksgiving Thunder’! Stay tuned for more information.
Match #7
Koko B. Ware and B. Brian Blair vs. Bobby Duncum Jr. and Billy Black
The rugged cowboys meet two veterans. Duncum starts with Koko. The Birdman starts quickly. The crowd loves him, and he has the second generation wrestler on the run. Duncum tags in Black. The bad boy goes right after Koko. Blair tags in. He and Black go back and forth. The end comes when black hits the moonsault for the win.
Winners- Bobby Duncum Jr. and Billy Black
We see the “Piper’s Pit” set. Piper walks out
Piper, “Hello everyone! I surprised ya’ didn’t I. It’s great to have the ‘Pit’ back! The WWA is the hottest thing in wrestling, and RP is the hottest thing in the sport. You know what I always say, just when they think they have all the answers, I Change the questions! Let’s talk about ‘Thunderstruck ‘93’. We now have a new World Champion, we’ve been friends, and we’ve been enemies…Hulk Hogan!”
Hogan comes out, and the crowd explodes.
Piper, “Alright Hogan, you’re the Champion, but a lot of people have their sights set on you.”
Hogan, “Well, you know something Roddy Piper, the training, the prayers, and the vitamins, always come through, and it happened again! That big old One Man Gang is a monster, but I make a living beating monsters!”
Piper, “The Gang is still there, and so are a lot of other people!”
Hogan, “Everybody in the WWA better remember this, whatcha’ gonna’ do when Hulkamania comes running all over you?!”
Piper, “There might even be someone in a kilt coming after you!”
Hogan and Piper end the program with a stare down.
Thunderdome
Santa Barbara, CA
9/16/93
The program opens with highlights of “Thunderstruck ‘93”. We see the T-Rex Brothers win the tag titles, and Hulk Hogan win the World Title.
Mike Tenay and Dusty Rhodes open the program.
Tenay, “Hello everyone! ‘Thunderstruck ‘93’ was a huge success, and Hulk Hogan is the World Champion! Dusty, what a night!”
Rhodes, “You didn’t tell them about Roddy Piper!”
Tenay, “That’s right, ‘Piper’s Pit’ is back!”
Rhodes, “The WWA is the hottest thing in pro wrestling, and the ‘Dream’ is glad to be part of it!”
Tenay, “What a night we have tonight. In our main event, the new World Tag Team Champions, the T-Rex Brothers, take on the Simpson Brothers, and ‘Piper’s Pit’ is, indeed, here, and his guest is the new World Champion Hulk Hogan. Let’s get things started with Marc Lowrance with another surprise from Los Angeles.”
Match #1
“Hollywood” John Tatum waits in the ring.
We hear,
The Ultimate Warrior hits the ring! Warrior goes right over Tatum. He overwhelms Tatum. Warrior uses a press slam, and a splash to win in around a minute. The fans love him, and the Ultimate Warrior is in the WWA!
Winner- The Ultimate Warrior
Match #2
Tito Santana vs. Killer Brooks
The popular Santana takes on the rugged biker from Waxahachie, TX. Brooks attacks Santana before the bell. Tito is in early trouble. The crowd gets behind him, and Santana rallies. He fires up and takes the fight to Brooks. Tito uses the flying burrito for the win.
Winner- Tito Santana
Marc Lowrance is with Woman, Sabu, and Kama.
Lowrance, “With me is…”
Woman, “Honey, everyone knows who I am. I’m Woman, and in the WWA to take over. I’ve brought two men to do that for me. First of all, Kama Mustafa the ultimate fighting machine, and the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, dearh defying, Sabu. We are putting the entire WWA on notice. We are here and we are taking over. And, Marc Lowrance, I see you looking at me, and I know what you’re thinking.”
Lowrance, “Well..anyway, these two will be in action next.
Match #3
Kama Mustafa and Sabu w/Woman vs. Rex King and Johnny Mantell
Kama and Sabu are an intimidating team. The bell rings and they attack. Sabu goes right after Mantell. The Bombay native doesn’t wrestle, but he dishes out punishment. Mantell is in real trouble. He is able to tag in King. Kama tags in, the Ultimate Fighting Machine goes on the attack. He pummels King, and hits a shoulder breaker for the win. After the fall, Sabu drags a table into the ring. He and Kama put King on the table, and Sabu moonsaults Rex through it. Referee Chad Patton calls for the bell again. He reverses the decision, and disqualifies Kama and Sabu. I don’t think they, or Woman care.
Winner- Johnny Mantell and Rex King (Disqualification, Reversed Decision)
Match #4
Mr. Hughes w/“Playboy” Gary Hart vs. Iceman King Parsons
Hart may have missed out on the world title, but he still has a team of monsters. The massive Mr. Hughes goes right after the Iceman. Patsons tries to hit and run, and he avoids the big man from Kansas City for a time. Hughes finally catches him, and goes to work. He uses a sidewalk slam for the win.
Winner- Mr. Hughes
Marc Lowrance is with General Skandor Akbar and the T-Rex Brothers.
Lowrance, “With me are the new World Tag Team Champions and their manager. General Akbar, you were able to walk out of ‘Thunderstruck ‘93’ with the tiles.”
Akbar, “That’s right Lowrance! I predicted it, and of course it happened! The Barbarian and the the Terminator destroyed it hose two American heroes. This is just the beginning, these titles will stay with Devastation Incorporated as long as we want them!”
Lowrance, “The Champions are in the ring next.”
Match #5
Non Title Match
T-Rex Brothers (World Tag Teams Champions) w/General Skandor Akbar vs. The Simpson Brothers
The Champions have the size advantage, but the South African brothers are very talented. The Terminator starts with Steve Simpson. Steve airs to the air, and Akbar’s man is on the defensive. Finally, Terminator traps Steve in the corner. The Barbarian tags in, and he pounds away at Steve. Simpson is able to escape and tag in his younger Brother. Shaun is a house afire. In the end the Barbarian lands a big boot, and covers the younger Simpson for the win.
Winners- The T-Rex Brothers
Match #6
Brickhouse Brown vs. Jimmy Jack Funk
Two popular men meet in this one. Brown uses his power early in the match, and he is in control. Funk is trapped in the corner. JJ fights his way out. He throws rights and lefts, and Brick is in retreat. The match goes back and forth until Funk hits a shoulder breaker for the win.
Winner- Jimmy Jack Funk
We see a video of the desert. We then see the America West Arena in Phoenix, AZ. We hear a voice over, “Thursday November 23…’Thanksgiving Thunder’! Stay tuned for more information.
Match #7
Koko B. Ware and B. Brian Blair vs. Bobby Duncum Jr. and Billy Black
The rugged cowboys meet two veterans. Duncum starts with Koko. The Birdman starts quickly. The crowd loves him, and he has the second generation wrestler on the run. Duncum tags in Black. The bad boy goes right after Koko. Blair tags in. He and Black go back and forth. The end comes when black hits the moonsault for the win.
Winners- Bobby Duncum Jr. and Billy Black
We see the “Piper’s Pit” set. Piper walks out
Piper, “Hello everyone! I surprised ya’ didn’t I. It’s great to have the ‘Pit’ back! The WWA is the hottest thing in wrestling, and RP is the hottest thing in the sport. You know what I always say, just when they think they have all the answers, I Change the questions! Let’s talk about ‘Thunderstruck ‘93’. We now have a new World Champion, we’ve been friends, and we’ve been enemies…Hulk Hogan!”
Hogan comes out, and the crowd explodes.
Piper, “Alright Hogan, you’re the Champion, but a lot of people have their sights set on you.”
Hogan, “Well, you know something Roddy Piper, the training, the prayers, and the vitamins, always come through, and it happened again! That big old One Man Gang is a monster, but I make a living beating monsters!”
Piper, “The Gang is still there, and so are a lot of other people!”
Hogan, “Everybody in the WWA better remember this, whatcha’ gonna’ do when Hulkamania comes running all over you?!”
Piper, “There might even be someone in a kilt coming after you!”
Hogan and Piper end the program with a stare down.
Working on it now.