UWA FURY(8/6/89) Last show before HOG WILD PPV!!!
Aug 26, 2023 21:24:40 GMT
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“UWA FURY”
Taped July 21, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air August 6, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
Kerry Von Erich pinning Michael Rotunda for the Undisputed World Title at Texas Stadium! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Kokina hitting a Samoan drop! Kevin Von Erich hitting the splash off of the top of the cage onto Bob Orton! Dusty Rhodes dropping a bionic elbow! Magnificent Muraco and Rick Martel holding the UWA World Tag belts above their heads! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Al Perez & Baby Doll in a red convertible! Steve Williams powerslamming Kerry Von Erich! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! Lance Russell, here at the Sportatorium, alongside two men who have been in the ring and can tell ya exactly what it’s like-Les Thatcher and Magnum TA! Men, we’re only six days away from HOG WILD! And most of the great stars who will be on the PPV will be here tonight!
LES: This 90 minutes of action will indeed be an excellent preview of HOG WILD! Both of the teams involved in the WORLD WAR II match will be in action here tonight! Also, Undisputed World champion Steve “Dr.Death” Williams and his challenger at HOG WILD, “the American Dream” Dusty rhodes will wrestle tune up matches this week! All of the men involved in American Title Tournament matches at HOG WILD will be here in an exclusive tag team match as “Latin Heartthrob” Al Perez and Mr. Saito take on Tito Santana and “Gentleman” Chris Adams!
MAGNUM: Wrestling fnas, there’s a phone number on your screen. If you can call that number, you can vote on the participants in the Captain’s Match at HOG WILD! You can actually decide who will be in the match! Remember that the winning wrestler will give his team the advantage in the WORLD WAR III match! A small charge will appear on your phone bill for each call, so kids, get your parents’ permission!
(There are actually two polls on the board where you can vote and it won’t show up on your phone bill! I PROMISE!!!)
LANCE: Yowza! We’ve got action in the ring!
STEVE KEIRN VS. DAVEY RICH: For the third week in a row, Dennis Condrey is watching in a ringside seat, but tonight, he’s not alone!
Baby Doll is seated beside him!
Magnum TA and Les both speculate on Condrey and Baby Doll’s affiliation and why they seem so interested in this match. Keirn wrestles an aggressive, almost heel style, and puts Rich away with the sleeperhold.
Cut to to the interview area…
BONI: An impressive victory for Steve Keirn! I’m joined by the man who, in less than a week, at HOG WILD, challenges for the Undisputed World Title, “the American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! You’re also wrestling on UWA FURY here tonight!
DUSTY: The Dream is here, live and in living color, to face the nation about this situation, baby! Steve Williams, you are a baaad man, there ain’t no doubt about it, baby! Last week, I heard “Mr. Megabucks”, Mikey Rotunda sayin’ how he knows all about Dusty Rhodes and you better listen to his strategy, if you will! You better not pay him any mind, Dr. Death! Rotunda ain’t no good and he never was! Mikey Rotunda is lookin’ out for Mikey Rotunda! I saw him for what he was from the first time I ever laid eyes on him! Dr. Death, you don’t need him, baby! You are one of the most accomplished athletes to evere step into a wrestling ring! You have the potential to surpass all of the men who have called themselves World Champion! I’m talkin’ Thesz, Brisco, Race, Funk, and, yes, the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! But all of the men I just mentioned, they followed their own path! They didn’t need nobody leading them like a dog on a leash! You gotta do it yourself! And you also gotta deal with the dealer! And you are lookin’ at the dealer, Dr. Death! Are ya willin’ to pay the price? Are you willin’ to give it all, to pay the price in blood, seat, and tears, daddy? The Dream is ready! With the ring surrounded by my kind of people, brothers of the road, we’re gonna git it on, Dr. Death! I’m ready to take that gold belt and make it mine! Are you ready for HOG WILD! The Dream was born to be wild and, in Sturgius, I’m gonna run wild! That World’s Heavyweight Title is comin’ home to the American Dream! Bet your paycheck on it!
VTR:
We see scenes from the Sturgis Road Rally as the music plays…
LES: On August 12, 1989, thousands of bikers will descend on Sturgis, South Dakota for a wild time in the Black Hills!
Scenes of UWA wrestling action!
The wildest action that the UWA can offer will also be there! It’s HOG WILD!!!
(OK, use your imagination and replace WCW with UWA. C’mon, you can do it!)
We see Dr. Death, surrounded by bikers…
DR. DEATH: Get ready to run wild!
BIKERS: (in unison) HOG WILD!
THATCHER: In the Main Event, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams defends his Undisputed World Title against “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! For the first time in the USA, the Von erichs and the Fantstics will battle the Organization in a WORLD WAR III cage match!!! In a Bunkhouse Match, the Destruction Crew & Sir Oliver Humperdink battle the Texas Broncos & Blackjack Mulligan! You’ll see the new American Champion crowned as the tournament concludes! UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Scotty the Body defends his title against the sensational Eddy Guerrero! World Arm Wrestling Champion Scott “Flash” Norton makes his pro wrestling debut!!!
Dusty Rhodes standing in front of the Hog Wild logo…
DUSTY: Root, Hog, or Die, baby!
The rugged Doug Vines is pacing in the ring…
The American Dream boogis down to the ring!
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES VS. DOUG VINES: Vines is a capable pro, but Dusty goes through him like hot lead! The Dream gets the convincing pinfall victory after a big bionic elbow drop.
Cut to the interview area…
BONI: I’m here with Blackjack Mulligan and the Texas Broncos! You three have a bunkhouse match coming up at HOG WILD...What are you doing here?
Oliver Humperdink has arrived, looking very frumpy in a purple wrestling singlet and a Gold’s Gym T shirt. SOH is carrying a length of rope and a bandana.
SOH: Mulligan, you illiterate cowpoke! You’ve been running your mouth about how any of the three of you-yourself, your illegitimate son or Rhodes’ illegitimate son could beat me blindfolded, with one hand behind your back!
OK, cash that check!
Humperdink throws the rope and bandana at the three Texans! Then, SOH scurries away! Mulligan grabs the rope and blindfold!
MULLIGAN: OK, by gum, I said it and I meant it! Git in that ring and I’ll whup your tail from here to Rockwall and back!(Blackjack storms away)
BONI: We’ll take a quick break! Don’t even think about going anywhere, wrestling fans!
COMMERCIAL
Referee Tommy Gilbert has Mulligan blindfolded and one hand tied behind his back! Humperedink is doing jumping jacks and looking pretty silly!
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN VS. SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK-MULLIGAN BLINDFOLDED AND ONE HAND TIED BEHIND HIS BACK: SOH uses a hit and run strategy-he slaps, kicks, and punches Mulligan, then scurries away from him as the big Texan swings blindly and wildly! After a few minutes of frustration, Humperdink finally gets too close! Blackjack manages to grab SOH and apply the claw! Mulligan takes the hated manager to the mat and has him pinned!
OH NO! Here comes the Destruction Crew! Enos and Bloom are armed with 2x4s! They attack Mulligan and deliver a brutal beatdown!
MAGNUM: They’re trying to put him out of action so he can’t be in the Bunkhouse Match!
Finally, the Texas Broncos enter the ring, armed with chairs and mange to run the heels off! Kendall and Dustin try to help Mulligan to his feet, but he collapses to the mat! Windham has the house mic!
KENDALL: If you jerks think this is gonna stand, you’re even stupider than you look! I don’t wanna wait for HOG WILD! Destruction Crew, Dustin and me will take you on right here tonight!
LANCE: Yowza! I hope we can make that happen!
COMMERCIAL
Four wrestlers are waiting in the ring. We hear…
The team that will take on the Von Erichs and the Fantastics enters the ring. The fans show their disapproval!
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA, “THE ACE” BOB ORTON, MAGNIFICENT MURACO, & RICK MARTEL VS. WENDELL COOLEY, KEN RAPER, MANDO GUERRERO, & MIKE JACKSON: The Organization is well represented here this week. They isolate Raper and the Memphis native takes the beating of his life(if you’ve seen his Memphis work, you understand how bad that really is!) The Organization mainly focus on Ken’s back and that leads to martel applying a Boston crab for the submission win. Thatcher reminds us all that the WORLD WAR III match can only be won via submission!
BONI: We saw the challenger for the Undisputed World Title earlier. At this time, we have the Champion, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams and the First Lady of Professional Wrestling, Missy Hyatt! Champ, earlier, Dusty Rhodes had some very complimentary words for you, but said you’d be better off if you ignored any strategy that Michael Rotunda might cook up for your match…
MISSY: Oooh, that Dusty Rhodes! He makes me sooo mad!Trying to cause trouble in the Organization! Did you see what the rest of the guys did in that last match! That’s exactly what they’ll do to those slimy Von Erichs and those silly Fantastics! And Dr> Death is gonna beat that Dusty Rhodes! The son of a plumber? Have you ever been around one of those plumbers? They smell like raw sewage! Ewwwww! You gotta beat him, Steve! (snuggles up to Dr. Death) You just gotta! Do it for me, champ!
DR.DEATH: Rhodes, when I need your advice, I’ll ask for it! I am the World Champion, the Undisputed World Champion! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can take this title off me! Dream, get ready for your worst nightmare! Don’t worry about my strategy, Dusty! Only strategy that I need is to run you over like a Mack truck!
Michael Rotunda storms into the picture! Missy hastily lets go of Williams’ arm and walks over to stand by Rotunda!
ROTUNDA: Steve, you had better listen to what I tell ya! You walk out there trying to just bulldoze a man like Dusty Rhodes, you’ll lose that belt for sure! Missy, I thought you were keeping his head on straight!
MISSY: I am, Michael, baby! Look, don’t worry about the champ! You better take be thinking about the Von Erichs and the Fantastics, honey! Those creeps put their hands on me last week! I want revenge!
ROTUNDA: You let me do the thinking, sweetie! You just stand there and loo pretty!
DR. DEATH: Hey, we’re getting sick of you giving orders, Mikey!
ROTUNDA: We? So it’s “we” now? I see how it is!
The other members of the Organization hurry in and separate Rotunda and Williams!
BONI: I don’t know...looks like trouble in Paradise to me!
COMMERCIAL
Missy Hyatt accompanies your Undisputed World Champion to the ring! He looks angry!
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT) VS. ED “MOONDOG” MORETTI: Williams’ strategy of bulldozing his opponent seems to work just fine tonight! Dr. Death throws Moretti around like a rag doll before putting him away after the Oklahoma Stampede! During the match, Rhodes walks halfway down the aisle and watches the champ in action. After the pinfall, Dr. Death holds the belt above his head and yells at the challenger while Dusty makes the belt around the waist gesture!
COMMERCIAL
Boni Blackstone has special guests in the interview area.
BONI: I’m joined by UWA President Cowboy Bill Watts and the head of Wrestle Kingdom, Hiro Matsuda. I understand that the President has announcements to make…
WATTS: You saw the incident earlier involving the Destruction Crew and the Texas Broncos. Kendall Windham demanded a match and, under the circumstances, I made the match: The Texas Broncos will wrestle the Drstruction Crew later tonight on UWA FURY! Also, a match ahs been added to HOG WILD. Mr. Matsuda proposed a six man tag team match where three members of his Wrestle Kingdom group: Hiroshi Hase, Genichiro Tenryu, and Masahiro Chono will wrestle three of their countrymen, Jumbo Tsurutra, Mitsuharu Miawa, and Jushin “Thunder” Liger! Six of the preeminent athletes in our sport! Mr. matsuda, I expect a sensational match!
Matsuda bows and shakes hands with Watts.
MATSUDA: Now, we will have a match and show what Wrestle Kingdom is capable of!
GENICHIRO TENRYU, MASAHIRO CHONO, & HIROSHI HASE VS. PAUL GARNER, PHIL HICKERSON, & RICKY RICE: Hickerson’s Southern style brawling gives the Japanese some trouble, but the Wrestle Kingdom squad scors a convincing win as Tenryu hits a lariat on Garner and scores the 1-2-3!
LES: That six man tag that Watts just announced could steal the show at HOG WILD!!!
COMMERCIAL
Now, it’s time to see the second team in the WORLD WAR III match!!!
The fans blow the roof off of the venerable Sportatorium as four of their favorites arrive!!!
“MODERN DAY WARRIOR” KERRY VON ERICH, KEVIN VON ERICH, & THE FANTASTICS VS. KEN TIMBS, FRANKIE THE THUMPER, GEORGE SOUTH, NIGHTMARE #2: The opponents for the Von Erichs and Fantastics have actually held titles in regional promotions in the past, but they look outgunned against the former World champion, the TV Champion, and the World Tag Team Champions. Rogers pins Nightmare #2 after the rocket launcher. The Von Erich/Fantastics combination looks ready for HOG WILD and the Organization!
BONI: I’m here with four guys who just gave us a great display of skill and athelticism! Kerry, your team looks ready!
KERRY: We’ve been working our tails off in the gym! We’re ready for anything they throw at us! From the looks of things, we might end up sitting back and watching’em fight each other!
BONI: The Captain’s match will give one of the two teams an advantage. Kevin, who would you advise the fans to call in and vote for?
KEVIN: I have confidence that any of the guys on my team can beat any of the guys on their team, so you fans just do what you think is best and we’ll be ok with it! I will say this: I wouldn’t mind one more shot at “the Ace”!
BONI: Bobby and Tommy, I haven’t had the chance to congratulate you on regaining your World Tag Team Title!
TOMMY: Thanks, Boni! I knew if we ever got a match where both guys on our team were healthy that we’d do it! Muraco and Martel, you guys are tough, but I think that we can beat any team in the world right now. I’m not bragging! After all, look what we’re wearing around our waists!
BOBBY: I just wanna say something about the phone poll- You can vote for any of the four men you see on your TV right now and rest assured that none of us will let ya down!
KERRY: I’ve never done much gambling, but I know that four of a kind is a tough hand to beat! Organization, you better kiss and make up because we’re all in the same boat and it’s a battleship!
KEVIN: We’re ready for war!
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
Al Perez, Mr. Saito, and Hiro Matsuda are standing in a blackened studio.
PEREZ: Next Saturday is the big show-Hog Wild on PPV! Thousands of wild and wooly bikers will see one of the two great wrestlers that you see standing here-Al Perez or Mr. Saito, take the American Title! Tonight, we have the other two wrestlers who are still in the running: Chris Adams and Tito Santana! Adams, at Hog Wild, I have you in a tournament match! I realize that you are a big deal over in Europe, but to me, you are just another guy to beat! Tito, I’ve beaten you all over the country and even up in Canada! From San Francisco to Ft. Worth, from Chicago to St. Louis to Winnipeg and back! It started out over a girl! If I fought that hard over some girl, how hard do ya think I’ll fight over the prestigious American championship? I don’t think I’ll wrestle you at HOG WILD anyhow! I don’t think you are any match for Saito here! I think I’ll be wrestling my partner in tonight’s match for that belt!
MATSUDA: It will be a great match! We have great respect for you, Perez san!
Matsuda and Perez bow to each other!
VTR:
Tito Santana and Chris Adams stand in a locker room.
ADAMS: It’s like you’re at a movie and on the screen, it says PREVIEWS OF COMING ATTRACTIONS! Tito and I are going to give you a preview of HOG WILD, right here this week on UWA FURY! Perez and Saito, we know that you are tough! That’s OK! I’ve never been more confident in a tag team partner than I am in Tito! Tito, I believe that one of us will be the next American Champion! And if it comes down to me against you, let me say “Good luck and may the best man win!”
TITO: Thank you, Chris! Well, Perez, you jerk, I see that Baby Doll has finally seen through you! It looks like she’s done with you! I still don’t know what’s going on-she won’t answer phone calls! That doesn’t matter right now! I’ve held that American Title and I liked how that felt! I want it back! At HOG WILD, I have to beat Saito! He’s as tough as they come, but I believe that I can do it! Then, I’ll face the winner of a match between Perez and my good friend here! IF Chris wins and I really believe that he will, the fans will see one of the greatest scientific matches ever! If Perez steals one and I don’t think you’ll let him do it, Chris, I’ll have to go through the so called “Latin Heartthrob” one more time to win that American Championship! Tonight, we’re gonna show them who’s boss! Chris, let’s go into the PPV on a winning streak, ok? ARRIBA!
“GENTLEMAN” CHRIS ADAMS & TITO SANTANA VS. AL PEREZ & MR. SAITO: These four great wrestlers are obviously fired up! So fired up that referee David Manning can’t keep order in the ring and disqualifies both teams! HOG WILD should be an exciting event!
COMMERCIAL
The Wrecking Crew and Oliver Humperdink enter the ring. They look mean and ready!
Boni is standing by…
BONI: The Texas Broncos are here! You’re getting what you want: after the savage attack earlier on Blackjack Mulligan, you have the Destruction Crew in tag team action! Speaking of Blackjack, I have to ask: after what happened earlier tonight, will he be in the Bunkhouse Match at HOG WILD?
KENDALL: You gotta understand that my old man and Dustin’s were a different breed! They’d wrestle a Texas Death match against Dick the Bruiser or Terry Funk, get stitched up by a doctor, go to a honky tonk and whip four or five guys down there, and climb into a vehicle to drive all night and do it again the next day! If Dad’s heart is beating, he’ll be ready for a fight! Dusty and Dad raised Dustin and me to be the same way! C’mon, partner, let’s get it done!
DUSTIN: Yeah, let’s go!
Dustin and Kendall race to the ring!
TEXAS BRONCOS VS. DESTRUCTION CREW(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): The Broncos attack at the bell and the brawl is on!The Broncos maintain the advantage and, after about five minutes of brawling, Humperdink decides to interfere! The Broncos win via DQ, but the odds are against them in the postmatch brawl! The crowd pops! Look out…
It’s BLACKJACK MULLIGAN AND HE’S SWINGING A TEXAS BULLROPE!The Crew and SOH bail out of the ring as the Texans stand tall!
OH NO!!!
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THE WORLD CHAMPION HITS THE RING! Dr. Death flattens Mulligan with a chop block and takes down both Broncos with a double clothesline! I think he’s trying to send a message to Dusty Rhodes!
Message received, here comes the American Dream!!!
Dusty hits the ring and Williams nails him with a series of shots! Rhodes fights back with rights and lefts! FLIP FLOP FLY! BIONIC ELBOW! Williams goes down and falls through the ropes to the floor! DR. DEATH IS FURIOUS!!! Rotunda and Missy are down here and they somehow convince him to leave the arena as Dustin and Kendall raise Dusty’s hands in triumph!
MAGNUM: I wouldn’t miss HOG WILD! Dusty looks as fired up as I’ve ever seen him, guys!
LANCE: YOWZA! Don’t miss HOG WILD and don’t miss UWA FURY next week!
Taped July 21, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air August 6, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
Kerry Von Erich pinning Michael Rotunda for the Undisputed World Title at Texas Stadium! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Kokina hitting a Samoan drop! Kevin Von Erich hitting the splash off of the top of the cage onto Bob Orton! Dusty Rhodes dropping a bionic elbow! Magnificent Muraco and Rick Martel holding the UWA World Tag belts above their heads! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Al Perez & Baby Doll in a red convertible! Steve Williams powerslamming Kerry Von Erich! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! Lance Russell, here at the Sportatorium, alongside two men who have been in the ring and can tell ya exactly what it’s like-Les Thatcher and Magnum TA! Men, we’re only six days away from HOG WILD! And most of the great stars who will be on the PPV will be here tonight!
LES: This 90 minutes of action will indeed be an excellent preview of HOG WILD! Both of the teams involved in the WORLD WAR II match will be in action here tonight! Also, Undisputed World champion Steve “Dr.Death” Williams and his challenger at HOG WILD, “the American Dream” Dusty rhodes will wrestle tune up matches this week! All of the men involved in American Title Tournament matches at HOG WILD will be here in an exclusive tag team match as “Latin Heartthrob” Al Perez and Mr. Saito take on Tito Santana and “Gentleman” Chris Adams!
MAGNUM: Wrestling fnas, there’s a phone number on your screen. If you can call that number, you can vote on the participants in the Captain’s Match at HOG WILD! You can actually decide who will be in the match! Remember that the winning wrestler will give his team the advantage in the WORLD WAR III match! A small charge will appear on your phone bill for each call, so kids, get your parents’ permission!
(There are actually two polls on the board where you can vote and it won’t show up on your phone bill! I PROMISE!!!)
LANCE: Yowza! We’ve got action in the ring!
STEVE KEIRN VS. DAVEY RICH: For the third week in a row, Dennis Condrey is watching in a ringside seat, but tonight, he’s not alone!
Baby Doll is seated beside him!
Magnum TA and Les both speculate on Condrey and Baby Doll’s affiliation and why they seem so interested in this match. Keirn wrestles an aggressive, almost heel style, and puts Rich away with the sleeperhold.
Cut to to the interview area…
BONI: An impressive victory for Steve Keirn! I’m joined by the man who, in less than a week, at HOG WILD, challenges for the Undisputed World Title, “the American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! You’re also wrestling on UWA FURY here tonight!
DUSTY: The Dream is here, live and in living color, to face the nation about this situation, baby! Steve Williams, you are a baaad man, there ain’t no doubt about it, baby! Last week, I heard “Mr. Megabucks”, Mikey Rotunda sayin’ how he knows all about Dusty Rhodes and you better listen to his strategy, if you will! You better not pay him any mind, Dr. Death! Rotunda ain’t no good and he never was! Mikey Rotunda is lookin’ out for Mikey Rotunda! I saw him for what he was from the first time I ever laid eyes on him! Dr. Death, you don’t need him, baby! You are one of the most accomplished athletes to evere step into a wrestling ring! You have the potential to surpass all of the men who have called themselves World Champion! I’m talkin’ Thesz, Brisco, Race, Funk, and, yes, the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! But all of the men I just mentioned, they followed their own path! They didn’t need nobody leading them like a dog on a leash! You gotta do it yourself! And you also gotta deal with the dealer! And you are lookin’ at the dealer, Dr. Death! Are ya willin’ to pay the price? Are you willin’ to give it all, to pay the price in blood, seat, and tears, daddy? The Dream is ready! With the ring surrounded by my kind of people, brothers of the road, we’re gonna git it on, Dr. Death! I’m ready to take that gold belt and make it mine! Are you ready for HOG WILD! The Dream was born to be wild and, in Sturgius, I’m gonna run wild! That World’s Heavyweight Title is comin’ home to the American Dream! Bet your paycheck on it!
VTR:
We see scenes from the Sturgis Road Rally as the music plays…
LES: On August 12, 1989, thousands of bikers will descend on Sturgis, South Dakota for a wild time in the Black Hills!
Scenes of UWA wrestling action!
The wildest action that the UWA can offer will also be there! It’s HOG WILD!!!
(OK, use your imagination and replace WCW with UWA. C’mon, you can do it!)
We see Dr. Death, surrounded by bikers…
DR. DEATH: Get ready to run wild!
BIKERS: (in unison) HOG WILD!
THATCHER: In the Main Event, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams defends his Undisputed World Title against “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes! For the first time in the USA, the Von erichs and the Fantstics will battle the Organization in a WORLD WAR III cage match!!! In a Bunkhouse Match, the Destruction Crew & Sir Oliver Humperdink battle the Texas Broncos & Blackjack Mulligan! You’ll see the new American Champion crowned as the tournament concludes! UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Scotty the Body defends his title against the sensational Eddy Guerrero! World Arm Wrestling Champion Scott “Flash” Norton makes his pro wrestling debut!!!
Dusty Rhodes standing in front of the Hog Wild logo…
DUSTY: Root, Hog, or Die, baby!
The rugged Doug Vines is pacing in the ring…
The American Dream boogis down to the ring!
“AMERICAN DREAM” DUSTY RHODES VS. DOUG VINES: Vines is a capable pro, but Dusty goes through him like hot lead! The Dream gets the convincing pinfall victory after a big bionic elbow drop.
Cut to the interview area…
BONI: I’m here with Blackjack Mulligan and the Texas Broncos! You three have a bunkhouse match coming up at HOG WILD...What are you doing here?
Oliver Humperdink has arrived, looking very frumpy in a purple wrestling singlet and a Gold’s Gym T shirt. SOH is carrying a length of rope and a bandana.
SOH: Mulligan, you illiterate cowpoke! You’ve been running your mouth about how any of the three of you-yourself, your illegitimate son or Rhodes’ illegitimate son could beat me blindfolded, with one hand behind your back!
OK, cash that check!
Humperdink throws the rope and bandana at the three Texans! Then, SOH scurries away! Mulligan grabs the rope and blindfold!
MULLIGAN: OK, by gum, I said it and I meant it! Git in that ring and I’ll whup your tail from here to Rockwall and back!(Blackjack storms away)
BONI: We’ll take a quick break! Don’t even think about going anywhere, wrestling fans!
COMMERCIAL
Referee Tommy Gilbert has Mulligan blindfolded and one hand tied behind his back! Humperedink is doing jumping jacks and looking pretty silly!
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN VS. SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK-MULLIGAN BLINDFOLDED AND ONE HAND TIED BEHIND HIS BACK: SOH uses a hit and run strategy-he slaps, kicks, and punches Mulligan, then scurries away from him as the big Texan swings blindly and wildly! After a few minutes of frustration, Humperdink finally gets too close! Blackjack manages to grab SOH and apply the claw! Mulligan takes the hated manager to the mat and has him pinned!
OH NO! Here comes the Destruction Crew! Enos and Bloom are armed with 2x4s! They attack Mulligan and deliver a brutal beatdown!
MAGNUM: They’re trying to put him out of action so he can’t be in the Bunkhouse Match!
Finally, the Texas Broncos enter the ring, armed with chairs and mange to run the heels off! Kendall and Dustin try to help Mulligan to his feet, but he collapses to the mat! Windham has the house mic!
KENDALL: If you jerks think this is gonna stand, you’re even stupider than you look! I don’t wanna wait for HOG WILD! Destruction Crew, Dustin and me will take you on right here tonight!
LANCE: Yowza! I hope we can make that happen!
COMMERCIAL
Four wrestlers are waiting in the ring. We hear…
The team that will take on the Von Erichs and the Fantastics enters the ring. The fans show their disapproval!
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA, “THE ACE” BOB ORTON, MAGNIFICENT MURACO, & RICK MARTEL VS. WENDELL COOLEY, KEN RAPER, MANDO GUERRERO, & MIKE JACKSON: The Organization is well represented here this week. They isolate Raper and the Memphis native takes the beating of his life(if you’ve seen his Memphis work, you understand how bad that really is!) The Organization mainly focus on Ken’s back and that leads to martel applying a Boston crab for the submission win. Thatcher reminds us all that the WORLD WAR III match can only be won via submission!
BONI: We saw the challenger for the Undisputed World Title earlier. At this time, we have the Champion, Steve “Dr. Death” Williams and the First Lady of Professional Wrestling, Missy Hyatt! Champ, earlier, Dusty Rhodes had some very complimentary words for you, but said you’d be better off if you ignored any strategy that Michael Rotunda might cook up for your match…
MISSY: Oooh, that Dusty Rhodes! He makes me sooo mad!Trying to cause trouble in the Organization! Did you see what the rest of the guys did in that last match! That’s exactly what they’ll do to those slimy Von Erichs and those silly Fantastics! And Dr> Death is gonna beat that Dusty Rhodes! The son of a plumber? Have you ever been around one of those plumbers? They smell like raw sewage! Ewwwww! You gotta beat him, Steve! (snuggles up to Dr. Death) You just gotta! Do it for me, champ!
DR.DEATH: Rhodes, when I need your advice, I’ll ask for it! I am the World Champion, the Undisputed World Champion! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can take this title off me! Dream, get ready for your worst nightmare! Don’t worry about my strategy, Dusty! Only strategy that I need is to run you over like a Mack truck!
Michael Rotunda storms into the picture! Missy hastily lets go of Williams’ arm and walks over to stand by Rotunda!
ROTUNDA: Steve, you had better listen to what I tell ya! You walk out there trying to just bulldoze a man like Dusty Rhodes, you’ll lose that belt for sure! Missy, I thought you were keeping his head on straight!
MISSY: I am, Michael, baby! Look, don’t worry about the champ! You better take be thinking about the Von Erichs and the Fantastics, honey! Those creeps put their hands on me last week! I want revenge!
ROTUNDA: You let me do the thinking, sweetie! You just stand there and loo pretty!
DR. DEATH: Hey, we’re getting sick of you giving orders, Mikey!
ROTUNDA: We? So it’s “we” now? I see how it is!
The other members of the Organization hurry in and separate Rotunda and Williams!
BONI: I don’t know...looks like trouble in Paradise to me!
COMMERCIAL
Missy Hyatt accompanies your Undisputed World Champion to the ring! He looks angry!
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS (W/MISSY HYATT) VS. ED “MOONDOG” MORETTI: Williams’ strategy of bulldozing his opponent seems to work just fine tonight! Dr. Death throws Moretti around like a rag doll before putting him away after the Oklahoma Stampede! During the match, Rhodes walks halfway down the aisle and watches the champ in action. After the pinfall, Dr. Death holds the belt above his head and yells at the challenger while Dusty makes the belt around the waist gesture!
COMMERCIAL
Boni Blackstone has special guests in the interview area.
BONI: I’m joined by UWA President Cowboy Bill Watts and the head of Wrestle Kingdom, Hiro Matsuda. I understand that the President has announcements to make…
WATTS: You saw the incident earlier involving the Destruction Crew and the Texas Broncos. Kendall Windham demanded a match and, under the circumstances, I made the match: The Texas Broncos will wrestle the Drstruction Crew later tonight on UWA FURY! Also, a match ahs been added to HOG WILD. Mr. Matsuda proposed a six man tag team match where three members of his Wrestle Kingdom group: Hiroshi Hase, Genichiro Tenryu, and Masahiro Chono will wrestle three of their countrymen, Jumbo Tsurutra, Mitsuharu Miawa, and Jushin “Thunder” Liger! Six of the preeminent athletes in our sport! Mr. matsuda, I expect a sensational match!
Matsuda bows and shakes hands with Watts.
MATSUDA: Now, we will have a match and show what Wrestle Kingdom is capable of!
GENICHIRO TENRYU, MASAHIRO CHONO, & HIROSHI HASE VS. PAUL GARNER, PHIL HICKERSON, & RICKY RICE: Hickerson’s Southern style brawling gives the Japanese some trouble, but the Wrestle Kingdom squad scors a convincing win as Tenryu hits a lariat on Garner and scores the 1-2-3!
LES: That six man tag that Watts just announced could steal the show at HOG WILD!!!
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Now, it’s time to see the second team in the WORLD WAR III match!!!
The fans blow the roof off of the venerable Sportatorium as four of their favorites arrive!!!
“MODERN DAY WARRIOR” KERRY VON ERICH, KEVIN VON ERICH, & THE FANTASTICS VS. KEN TIMBS, FRANKIE THE THUMPER, GEORGE SOUTH, NIGHTMARE #2: The opponents for the Von Erichs and Fantastics have actually held titles in regional promotions in the past, but they look outgunned against the former World champion, the TV Champion, and the World Tag Team Champions. Rogers pins Nightmare #2 after the rocket launcher. The Von Erich/Fantastics combination looks ready for HOG WILD and the Organization!
BONI: I’m here with four guys who just gave us a great display of skill and athelticism! Kerry, your team looks ready!
KERRY: We’ve been working our tails off in the gym! We’re ready for anything they throw at us! From the looks of things, we might end up sitting back and watching’em fight each other!
BONI: The Captain’s match will give one of the two teams an advantage. Kevin, who would you advise the fans to call in and vote for?
KEVIN: I have confidence that any of the guys on my team can beat any of the guys on their team, so you fans just do what you think is best and we’ll be ok with it! I will say this: I wouldn’t mind one more shot at “the Ace”!
BONI: Bobby and Tommy, I haven’t had the chance to congratulate you on regaining your World Tag Team Title!
TOMMY: Thanks, Boni! I knew if we ever got a match where both guys on our team were healthy that we’d do it! Muraco and Martel, you guys are tough, but I think that we can beat any team in the world right now. I’m not bragging! After all, look what we’re wearing around our waists!
BOBBY: I just wanna say something about the phone poll- You can vote for any of the four men you see on your TV right now and rest assured that none of us will let ya down!
KERRY: I’ve never done much gambling, but I know that four of a kind is a tough hand to beat! Organization, you better kiss and make up because we’re all in the same boat and it’s a battleship!
KEVIN: We’re ready for war!
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VTR:
Al Perez, Mr. Saito, and Hiro Matsuda are standing in a blackened studio.
PEREZ: Next Saturday is the big show-Hog Wild on PPV! Thousands of wild and wooly bikers will see one of the two great wrestlers that you see standing here-Al Perez or Mr. Saito, take the American Title! Tonight, we have the other two wrestlers who are still in the running: Chris Adams and Tito Santana! Adams, at Hog Wild, I have you in a tournament match! I realize that you are a big deal over in Europe, but to me, you are just another guy to beat! Tito, I’ve beaten you all over the country and even up in Canada! From San Francisco to Ft. Worth, from Chicago to St. Louis to Winnipeg and back! It started out over a girl! If I fought that hard over some girl, how hard do ya think I’ll fight over the prestigious American championship? I don’t think I’ll wrestle you at HOG WILD anyhow! I don’t think you are any match for Saito here! I think I’ll be wrestling my partner in tonight’s match for that belt!
MATSUDA: It will be a great match! We have great respect for you, Perez san!
Matsuda and Perez bow to each other!
VTR:
Tito Santana and Chris Adams stand in a locker room.
ADAMS: It’s like you’re at a movie and on the screen, it says PREVIEWS OF COMING ATTRACTIONS! Tito and I are going to give you a preview of HOG WILD, right here this week on UWA FURY! Perez and Saito, we know that you are tough! That’s OK! I’ve never been more confident in a tag team partner than I am in Tito! Tito, I believe that one of us will be the next American Champion! And if it comes down to me against you, let me say “Good luck and may the best man win!”
TITO: Thank you, Chris! Well, Perez, you jerk, I see that Baby Doll has finally seen through you! It looks like she’s done with you! I still don’t know what’s going on-she won’t answer phone calls! That doesn’t matter right now! I’ve held that American Title and I liked how that felt! I want it back! At HOG WILD, I have to beat Saito! He’s as tough as they come, but I believe that I can do it! Then, I’ll face the winner of a match between Perez and my good friend here! IF Chris wins and I really believe that he will, the fans will see one of the greatest scientific matches ever! If Perez steals one and I don’t think you’ll let him do it, Chris, I’ll have to go through the so called “Latin Heartthrob” one more time to win that American Championship! Tonight, we’re gonna show them who’s boss! Chris, let’s go into the PPV on a winning streak, ok? ARRIBA!
“GENTLEMAN” CHRIS ADAMS & TITO SANTANA VS. AL PEREZ & MR. SAITO: These four great wrestlers are obviously fired up! So fired up that referee David Manning can’t keep order in the ring and disqualifies both teams! HOG WILD should be an exciting event!
COMMERCIAL
The Wrecking Crew and Oliver Humperdink enter the ring. They look mean and ready!
Boni is standing by…
BONI: The Texas Broncos are here! You’re getting what you want: after the savage attack earlier on Blackjack Mulligan, you have the Destruction Crew in tag team action! Speaking of Blackjack, I have to ask: after what happened earlier tonight, will he be in the Bunkhouse Match at HOG WILD?
KENDALL: You gotta understand that my old man and Dustin’s were a different breed! They’d wrestle a Texas Death match against Dick the Bruiser or Terry Funk, get stitched up by a doctor, go to a honky tonk and whip four or five guys down there, and climb into a vehicle to drive all night and do it again the next day! If Dad’s heart is beating, he’ll be ready for a fight! Dusty and Dad raised Dustin and me to be the same way! C’mon, partner, let’s get it done!
DUSTIN: Yeah, let’s go!
Dustin and Kendall race to the ring!
TEXAS BRONCOS VS. DESTRUCTION CREW(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): The Broncos attack at the bell and the brawl is on!The Broncos maintain the advantage and, after about five minutes of brawling, Humperdink decides to interfere! The Broncos win via DQ, but the odds are against them in the postmatch brawl! The crowd pops! Look out…
It’s BLACKJACK MULLIGAN AND HE’S SWINGING A TEXAS BULLROPE!The Crew and SOH bail out of the ring as the Texans stand tall!
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THE WORLD CHAMPION HITS THE RING! Dr. Death flattens Mulligan with a chop block and takes down both Broncos with a double clothesline! I think he’s trying to send a message to Dusty Rhodes!
Message received, here comes the American Dream!!!
Dusty hits the ring and Williams nails him with a series of shots! Rhodes fights back with rights and lefts! FLIP FLOP FLY! BIONIC ELBOW! Williams goes down and falls through the ropes to the floor! DR. DEATH IS FURIOUS!!! Rotunda and Missy are down here and they somehow convince him to leave the arena as Dustin and Kendall raise Dusty’s hands in triumph!
MAGNUM: I wouldn’t miss HOG WILD! Dusty looks as fired up as I’ve ever seen him, guys!
LANCE: YOWZA! Don’t miss HOG WILD and don’t miss UWA FURY next week!
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