UWF Mid-South Wrestling: The Return 7/22/93 New Orleans, LA
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MID-SOUTH WRESTLING
PROUDLY PRESENTS
THE RETURN
NEW ORLEANS, LA
7/22/93
730 PM CST
1. PAYOFF MATCH
JACK VICTORY + LANCE DIAMOND + BRUISER BEDLAM V MIKE MODEST + SEXTON HARDCASTLE + SOUL TRAIN JONES, 14:33
2. ROB VAN DAM + TOM ZENK def. MATT BOURNE + THE LOVE MACHINE, 24:00
3. TERRY FUNK V ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER w/Tod Gordon + Adnan-al Kaissey
Abdullah is in the ring when Funk comes in and FUNK GOES RIGHT AFTER ABDULLAH! He quickly bloodies Butcher with kicks, punches and knees, has him in the corner, but Adnan gets up on the apron to argue with the ref, Funk sees it and in a rage goes after Adnan, and grabs him by the head dress but IT’S THE OPENING and Abdullah pulls a plastic knife out of his tights and stabs Funk in the back of the head with it, and throws him out of the ring!
Butcher gives chase, and karate knifes to the neck and Funk is thrown into the guardrail as the ref counts! Butcher throws Funk who falls into the timekeepers table, Butcher takes the plastic knife and slices Funk’s forehead while choking him with the camera cable! This is a disgrace but look at this, somehow Funk got the hammer that rings the timekeepers bell and hammers Abby on the forehead with it! Abby sells and Funk doinks him the head with and chases him, Abby flees into the ring, and FUNK HAS THE TIMEKEEPERS HAMMER, AND ABDULLAH IS ON HIS KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS, WHEN THE REF BATTLES Funk for the hammer, hands it to the timekeeper as Funk punches Abdullah’s forehead, the ref orders the timekeeper to find the bell and ring it, and Funk has Abdullah down, and covers him 1……2……..3…….4……5…… WHERE’S THE THREE COUNT???
THE BELL RINGS AND THE FANS CHEER, but fans the ring announcer gives the decision:
IT’S A DOUBLE COUNT OUT! WHAT A RIPOFF! Abdullah rolls his flabby ass out of the ring as Funk argues with the ref, the ref remonstrates both men were out of the ring for the ten count, Funk, enraged, rolls out of the ring, grabs a steel chair, and WHACKS ABBY IN THE BACK WITH IT, AND THEY FIGHT OFF!
RESULT: DCOR, 5:32
4. STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. KAMALA V THE BARBARIAN w/ Tod Gordon + Adnan-al Kaissey
9:55
5. MID-SOUTH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
SHINYA HASHIMOTO + DAN SEVERN w/The Rat defeat BUTCH REED + GARY ALBRIGHT, 15:33 when Hashimoto throws salt into Reed’s eyes and pins him while the Rat distracts the ref and Severn and Albright brawl at ringside!
6. UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
LADY BLOSSOM HANDCUFFED TO BILL WATTS
A battered and bloodied STUNNING STEVE AUSTIN DEF RON SIMMONS CLEAN AND STILL UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, STEVE AUSTIN, 45:00 as Bill Watts is forced to unlock the handcuff as Lady Blossom flies into the ring to check on her Champion and his wounds!
LIGHTS OUT UNSANCTIONED MATCHES
BRONX BOMBERS BASEBALL BAT MATCH
BASEBALL BAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING
FIRST TO THE BAT AS THE BELL RINGS GETS TO USE IT FIRST AS WELL AS WHOEVER POSSESSES THE BAT
NO DQ FOR ANY ACTION USING THE BAT
BOOKER T V MIGHTY YANKEE w/Downtown Bruno
The bat is placed in the middle of the ring and the ref orders both principles to their corners and the fans are asked to count down from 10 to 0 and both men run to the bat and BOOKER IS THERE FIRST, AND SOMERSAULTS PAST Yankee and swings it at his foe who immediately jumps out of the ring! Booker gives chase and BRUNO STEPS BETWEEN THEM, does he actually think Booker T won’t crane him with the object! Booker T is too much of a good sport and this allows Yankee to slide into the ring, get on the apron, and offer a flying knee to Booker and the bat goes loose and Yankee has it, and hits Booker on the back with it!
Booker is on his knees crawling away as Yankee gives him another dirty shot! The ref reminds Yankee the ten count is still in effect, Yankee picks up Booker by the hair and throws him into the ring, enters and Booker is ready and he break dance kicks Yankee into the head and the bat flies out of the ring, and of course that shady Downtown Bruno catches it faster than a major league ball boy!
Booker kicks stomps and punches Mighty Yankee as Bruno holds the bat through the ropes to try and give it to him. Booker T scores near fall after fall, and each time Yankee kicks out, Booker grabs for the bat but Bruno pulls it away! WHAT IS THIS, REF? T has had enough and chases Bruno at ringside, and finally gets into a tug of war with the wimpy manager which he easily wins, and tries to enter the ring . . . THE TABLES ARE TURNED as Yankee stomps on his head, and grabs the bat, and now Booker T is on his knees, and Yankee has the damned bat! DAMN THAT DOWNTOWN BRUNO!
Booker T crawls as Mighty Yankee hits him in the back with the bat, but then Yankee shushes the crowd, and pokes at T’s head!
DON’T YOU DARE!
DON’T YOU DARE!
Ok ref, this match has gone far enough, maybe its time to call this a win for the Yankee . .
THE REF GRABS THE BAT! Yankee bunts him with it to the corner, and the ref bumps his head on the ring post, REMEMBER FANS, NO MOVES WITH THE BAT ARE A DQ! . . . . ok that’s lame but it’s a good work-around.
Yankee practice swings the bat . . . . he points to T’s head . . . . and pokes the bat at T’s head as Bruno jumps up and down!
YANKEE HOLDS THE BAT UP HIGH OVER HIS HEAD . . . . .
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NO! NO! DON’T DO THIS!
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WAIT!!!! NO SWING!
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ITS
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RON SIMMONS!
RON SIMMONS!
RON SIMMONS!
RON SIMMONS IS IN THE RING! HE GRABS THE BAT, YANKEE SPINS AROUND, SIMMONS JABS IT INTO HIS STOMACH, DOWN GOES YANKEE!
SIMMONS GOES OUTSIDE THE RING, THROWS THE REF INTO THE RING, and would you look at this?
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BRUNO JUMPS ON SIMMONS BACK! Simmons sheds him and chases him to the back as T crawls over Yankee, the ref counts:
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THREE!!!!!
BOOKER T WINS WITH A WELL DESERVED AND FAIR ASSIST FROM RON SIMMONS!
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WINNER, BOOKER T, 10:12 as Booker raises Booker T’s hand in victory!
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GULF COAST HURRICANE BRAWL!
TEXAS TORNADO RULES- WINNER IS WHO KNOCKS OUT BOTH OPPONENTS FIRST!
JUNKYARD DOG + JIM DUGGAN V THE SHEEPHERDERS
The Sheeps are in the ring and here comes Jim Duggan and NEW ORLEANS FAVORITE SON, JUNKYARD DOG, AND THE ENTER THE RING AND ITS WORLD WAR THREE AND DUGGAN AND DOG KICKS STOMPS AND PUNCHES THE SHEEPS to the point they are on their hands and knees and HERE COMES DUGGAN WITH A FOOTBALL TACKLE! THEN JYD IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES AND DELVERS CRAWLING HEADBUTTS TO THE SHEEPS AND THEY FLY OUT OF THE RING AND DUGGAN LEADS THE FANS INTO A CHANT OF “WHO DAT! WHO DAT!”
Duggan and JYD slide out of the ring and bring the fight to the Sheeps! But fans, Luke and Butch turn the tables on Dog and knock him out, and gang up on Duggan who valiantly fights 2 on 1, but they join forces and PUT HIM THROUGH A TABLE, AND THROW HIM IN THE RING, AND THE REF COUNTS TO TEN:
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. . .. .JIM DUGGAN IS KNOCKED OUT!
The Sheeps turn their attention to JYD, still recovering at ringside lucky to not be counted out because of Duggan’s count out, but the Sheeps are unaware as JYD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES BOTH AT RINGSIDE, and throws both of them in the ring, and don’t forget, HE STILL HAS HIS CHAIN!
He uses it to knockout Luke: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- . . . . 10!!
LUKE IS KNOCKED OUT! ITS JYD V BUTCH MILLER, and the ref finally convinces Dog to give up the chain, in the struggle Miller attacks JYD, and pulls a foreign object, and knocks him out:
THE REF COUNTS:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- . . .
JYD KIPS UP! THE FANS GO NUTS! BUTCH CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES AS JYD GOES CRAZY ON HIM WITH KICKS PUNCHES AND STOMPS! He throws Butch into the ropes, HEADBUTT, and then a power slam and Butch is out cold!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- . . . .
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. . . . . .TEN!
JYD AND HACKSAW WIN IN NEW ORLEANS! Luke recovers and tries to go after JYD but HACKSAW IS AWAKE, FLIES BACK INTO THE RING, AND JUMPS ON HIS BACK, AND POUNDS ON HIM UNTIL LUKE SLIPS FROM HIM, AND helps Simmons roll Butch with their boots to the ringside area, and they slink away as the BABYFACE DRESSING ROOM runs in and JOINS JIM DUGGAN IN LIFTING JUNKYARD DOG ON THEIR SHOULDERS! FANS, IF IT WASN’T FOR JYD, THERE WOULD BE NO MID SOUTH WRESTLING, AND THE FANS CHANT “WHO DAT WHO DAT!” AS JYD IS LIFTED HIGH HERE IN NEW ORLEANS!
WINNER, JUNKYARD DOG AND JIM DUGGAN, 8:33
PROUDLY PRESENTS
THE RETURN
NEW ORLEANS, LA
7/22/93
730 PM CST
1. PAYOFF MATCH
JACK VICTORY + LANCE DIAMOND + BRUISER BEDLAM V MIKE MODEST + SEXTON HARDCASTLE + SOUL TRAIN JONES, 14:33
2. ROB VAN DAM + TOM ZENK def. MATT BOURNE + THE LOVE MACHINE, 24:00
3. TERRY FUNK V ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER w/Tod Gordon + Adnan-al Kaissey
Abdullah is in the ring when Funk comes in and FUNK GOES RIGHT AFTER ABDULLAH! He quickly bloodies Butcher with kicks, punches and knees, has him in the corner, but Adnan gets up on the apron to argue with the ref, Funk sees it and in a rage goes after Adnan, and grabs him by the head dress but IT’S THE OPENING and Abdullah pulls a plastic knife out of his tights and stabs Funk in the back of the head with it, and throws him out of the ring!
Butcher gives chase, and karate knifes to the neck and Funk is thrown into the guardrail as the ref counts! Butcher throws Funk who falls into the timekeepers table, Butcher takes the plastic knife and slices Funk’s forehead while choking him with the camera cable! This is a disgrace but look at this, somehow Funk got the hammer that rings the timekeepers bell and hammers Abby on the forehead with it! Abby sells and Funk doinks him the head with and chases him, Abby flees into the ring, and FUNK HAS THE TIMEKEEPERS HAMMER, AND ABDULLAH IS ON HIS KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS, WHEN THE REF BATTLES Funk for the hammer, hands it to the timekeeper as Funk punches Abdullah’s forehead, the ref orders the timekeeper to find the bell and ring it, and Funk has Abdullah down, and covers him 1……2……..3…….4……5…… WHERE’S THE THREE COUNT???
THE BELL RINGS AND THE FANS CHEER, but fans the ring announcer gives the decision:
IT’S A DOUBLE COUNT OUT! WHAT A RIPOFF! Abdullah rolls his flabby ass out of the ring as Funk argues with the ref, the ref remonstrates both men were out of the ring for the ten count, Funk, enraged, rolls out of the ring, grabs a steel chair, and WHACKS ABBY IN THE BACK WITH IT, AND THEY FIGHT OFF!
RESULT: DCOR, 5:32
4. STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. KAMALA V THE BARBARIAN w/ Tod Gordon + Adnan-al Kaissey
9:55
5. MID-SOUTH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
SHINYA HASHIMOTO + DAN SEVERN w/The Rat defeat BUTCH REED + GARY ALBRIGHT, 15:33 when Hashimoto throws salt into Reed’s eyes and pins him while the Rat distracts the ref and Severn and Albright brawl at ringside!
6. UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
LADY BLOSSOM HANDCUFFED TO BILL WATTS
A battered and bloodied STUNNING STEVE AUSTIN DEF RON SIMMONS CLEAN AND STILL UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, STEVE AUSTIN, 45:00 as Bill Watts is forced to unlock the handcuff as Lady Blossom flies into the ring to check on her Champion and his wounds!
LIGHTS OUT UNSANCTIONED MATCHES
BRONX BOMBERS BASEBALL BAT MATCH
BASEBALL BAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING
FIRST TO THE BAT AS THE BELL RINGS GETS TO USE IT FIRST AS WELL AS WHOEVER POSSESSES THE BAT
NO DQ FOR ANY ACTION USING THE BAT
BOOKER T V MIGHTY YANKEE w/Downtown Bruno
The bat is placed in the middle of the ring and the ref orders both principles to their corners and the fans are asked to count down from 10 to 0 and both men run to the bat and BOOKER IS THERE FIRST, AND SOMERSAULTS PAST Yankee and swings it at his foe who immediately jumps out of the ring! Booker gives chase and BRUNO STEPS BETWEEN THEM, does he actually think Booker T won’t crane him with the object! Booker T is too much of a good sport and this allows Yankee to slide into the ring, get on the apron, and offer a flying knee to Booker and the bat goes loose and Yankee has it, and hits Booker on the back with it!
Booker is on his knees crawling away as Yankee gives him another dirty shot! The ref reminds Yankee the ten count is still in effect, Yankee picks up Booker by the hair and throws him into the ring, enters and Booker is ready and he break dance kicks Yankee into the head and the bat flies out of the ring, and of course that shady Downtown Bruno catches it faster than a major league ball boy!
Booker kicks stomps and punches Mighty Yankee as Bruno holds the bat through the ropes to try and give it to him. Booker T scores near fall after fall, and each time Yankee kicks out, Booker grabs for the bat but Bruno pulls it away! WHAT IS THIS, REF? T has had enough and chases Bruno at ringside, and finally gets into a tug of war with the wimpy manager which he easily wins, and tries to enter the ring . . . THE TABLES ARE TURNED as Yankee stomps on his head, and grabs the bat, and now Booker T is on his knees, and Yankee has the damned bat! DAMN THAT DOWNTOWN BRUNO!
Booker T crawls as Mighty Yankee hits him in the back with the bat, but then Yankee shushes the crowd, and pokes at T’s head!
DON’T YOU DARE!
DON’T YOU DARE!
Ok ref, this match has gone far enough, maybe its time to call this a win for the Yankee . .
THE REF GRABS THE BAT! Yankee bunts him with it to the corner, and the ref bumps his head on the ring post, REMEMBER FANS, NO MOVES WITH THE BAT ARE A DQ! . . . . ok that’s lame but it’s a good work-around.
Yankee practice swings the bat . . . . he points to T’s head . . . . and pokes the bat at T’s head as Bruno jumps up and down!
YANKEE HOLDS THE BAT UP HIGH OVER HIS HEAD . . . . .
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NO! NO! DON’T DO THIS!
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.
.
WAIT!!!! NO SWING!
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.
.
.
ITS
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.
RON SIMMONS!
RON SIMMONS!
RON SIMMONS!
RON SIMMONS IS IN THE RING! HE GRABS THE BAT, YANKEE SPINS AROUND, SIMMONS JABS IT INTO HIS STOMACH, DOWN GOES YANKEE!
SIMMONS GOES OUTSIDE THE RING, THROWS THE REF INTO THE RING, and would you look at this?
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BRUNO JUMPS ON SIMMONS BACK! Simmons sheds him and chases him to the back as T crawls over Yankee, the ref counts:
1-2-
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THREE!!!!!
BOOKER T WINS WITH A WELL DESERVED AND FAIR ASSIST FROM RON SIMMONS!
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WINNER, BOOKER T, 10:12 as Booker raises Booker T’s hand in victory!
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GULF COAST HURRICANE BRAWL!
TEXAS TORNADO RULES- WINNER IS WHO KNOCKS OUT BOTH OPPONENTS FIRST!
JUNKYARD DOG + JIM DUGGAN V THE SHEEPHERDERS
The Sheeps are in the ring and here comes Jim Duggan and NEW ORLEANS FAVORITE SON, JUNKYARD DOG, AND THE ENTER THE RING AND ITS WORLD WAR THREE AND DUGGAN AND DOG KICKS STOMPS AND PUNCHES THE SHEEPS to the point they are on their hands and knees and HERE COMES DUGGAN WITH A FOOTBALL TACKLE! THEN JYD IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES AND DELVERS CRAWLING HEADBUTTS TO THE SHEEPS AND THEY FLY OUT OF THE RING AND DUGGAN LEADS THE FANS INTO A CHANT OF “WHO DAT! WHO DAT!”
Duggan and JYD slide out of the ring and bring the fight to the Sheeps! But fans, Luke and Butch turn the tables on Dog and knock him out, and gang up on Duggan who valiantly fights 2 on 1, but they join forces and PUT HIM THROUGH A TABLE, AND THROW HIM IN THE RING, AND THE REF COUNTS TO TEN:
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. . .. .JIM DUGGAN IS KNOCKED OUT!
The Sheeps turn their attention to JYD, still recovering at ringside lucky to not be counted out because of Duggan’s count out, but the Sheeps are unaware as JYD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES BOTH AT RINGSIDE, and throws both of them in the ring, and don’t forget, HE STILL HAS HIS CHAIN!
He uses it to knockout Luke: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- . . . . 10!!
LUKE IS KNOCKED OUT! ITS JYD V BUTCH MILLER, and the ref finally convinces Dog to give up the chain, in the struggle Miller attacks JYD, and pulls a foreign object, and knocks him out:
THE REF COUNTS:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- . . .
JYD KIPS UP! THE FANS GO NUTS! BUTCH CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES AS JYD GOES CRAZY ON HIM WITH KICKS PUNCHES AND STOMPS! He throws Butch into the ropes, HEADBUTT, and then a power slam and Butch is out cold!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- . . . .
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. . . . . .TEN!
JYD AND HACKSAW WIN IN NEW ORLEANS! Luke recovers and tries to go after JYD but HACKSAW IS AWAKE, FLIES BACK INTO THE RING, AND JUMPS ON HIS BACK, AND POUNDS ON HIM UNTIL LUKE SLIPS FROM HIM, AND helps Simmons roll Butch with their boots to the ringside area, and they slink away as the BABYFACE DRESSING ROOM runs in and JOINS JIM DUGGAN IN LIFTING JUNKYARD DOG ON THEIR SHOULDERS! FANS, IF IT WASN’T FOR JYD, THERE WOULD BE NO MID SOUTH WRESTLING, AND THE FANS CHANT “WHO DAT WHO DAT!” AS JYD IS LIFTED HIGH HERE IN NEW ORLEANS!
WINNER, JUNKYARD DOG AND JIM DUGGAN, 8:33
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