UWA FURY(7/9/89): Dr. Death's First Title Defense!
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“UWA FURY”
Taped June 5, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air July 9, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
Kerry Von Erich pinning Michael Rotunda for the Undisputed World Title at Texas Stadium! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans!We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Jimmy Valiant dancing and clapping his hands!! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Al Perez & Baby Doll in a red convertible! Chris Adams nailing a superkick! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! Welcome to UWA FURY! Les, Magnum, The FIRECRACKER SPECTACULAR was one of the greatest nights of big action that I’ve ever been involved with!
LES: It was incredible, Lancer! We have a new Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion as Steve “Dr. Death” Williams defeated the “Modern Day Warrior” Kerry Von Erich under very dubious circumstances.
MAGNUM: The fact of the matter is that Dr. Death owes it all to Michael Rotunda and that crazy nightstick of his! I understand that the Cowboy has something to say to Mr. Rotunda! Also, and I have to give the man credit, Dr. Death will have his first title defense right here tonight on TV against one of the top contenders in the world, the Iron Sheik from Iran!
LES: Bill Watts has many announcements tonight that the wrestling fans can’t afford to miss! Right now, we have two of the best in the world in tag team action!
MITSUHARU MISAWA & JUMBO TSURUTA VS. RUSTY RIDDLE & TOM “ROCKY” STONE: At the Firecracker Spectacular, Misawa rescued Jumbo from an attack by Hiro Matsuda’s Wrestle Kingdom group. Tonight, the two outstanding Japanese stars team up. Misawa and Tsuruta put on a clinic for the fans at the Sportgatorium. Misawa pins Riddle after a Tiger Driver to give his team a convincing victory.
COMMERCIAL
SCOTTY THE BODY VS. VINCE APOLLO: Missy Hyatt doesn’t accompany the UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion and Organization associate to the ring tonight. It doesn’t affect the outcome of this match. Apollo puts a decent fight, but the Body gets a pinfall win after a DDT.
LES: Scotty will probably be interested in this week’s edition of PERSONALITY PROFILE…
VTR:
We see video of a young man in action against various opponents. Then, video or still photos that correspond to Les’s narration.
LES: Eddy Guerrero was born on October 9, 1967 in El Paso, TX. Eddy is the youngest son of the legendary Gory Guerrero, one of Mexico’s most legendary grapplers. All of Gory’s sons have followed him into his chosen profession. Eddy’s brothers, Chavo, Hector, & Mando are all internationally know pro wrestlers. Eddy’s father and brothers all had a part in his training. Like his brothers and father, Eddy combines speed, athleticism, and the high flying lucha libre style of Mexican wrestling with classic scientific style. At 5’8, 215 pounds, Eddy fits into the junior heavyweight ranks.
Eddy is seen, speaking with Les in what appears to be a gym.
GUERRERO: One of the things that I like about the UWA is the Junior Heavyweight division and the fact that there’s a championship for the lighter weight wrestlers to compete for. Scotty the Body, polish up that belt, ‘cause I’m coming for it!
LES: Eddy Guerrero, a sensational young wrestler, coming to UWA FURY very soon! And that’s PERSONALITY PROFILE!
COMMERCIAL
Boni is standing by in the interview area…
BONI: I’m here with the President of the UWA, the Honorable Cowboy Bill Watts. Sir, the Firecracker Spectacular was a huge success. What’s next for the United Wrestling Alliance?
WATTS: Boni, we continue to strive to bring our fans unique events. On August 12, on PPV, we will present something very unique. It’s called HOG WILD! It will originate from the world famous Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Sturgis, SD! The audience will consist of bikers surrounding the ring on their motorcycles. You do not want to miss this one of a kind wrestling spectacular. We had to put it on PPV because it’s probably too wild for basic cable! Call your cable company first thing in the morning and if they aren’t carrying HOG WILD, ask them “Why not?” OK, that was the pleasant business. Now, for the unpleasant busines…
BONI: Oh, no! What’s that?
WATTS: “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda, I’m calling you on the carpet!
Rotunda, looking very dapper in a navy blue double breasted suit and carrying his nightstick enters the interview area…
ROTUNDA: President Cowboy! What can I do for you?
WATTS: Number one, wipe that smirk off your face! Number 2, my first recommendation was to suspend you for life, but the Board seems to think you’re too big of a star for that! So, for your actions at the Firecracker Spectacular, I am fining you $10, 000.00!
Rotunda is irate! He pulls a checkbook and a pen from his inside jacket pocket, writes a check and stuffs the check in the pocket of Watts’ sportscoat!
ROTUNDA: That’s walking around money for me, Watts! Is that all ya got, Hopalong?
WATTS: Next order of business: That weapon you’re carrying is banned from all UWA events worldwide! Take it home, stick it in the hall closet, and leave it there! If I ever see it around here again, you are done in the UWA! Are we clear, Mike?
ROTUNDA: That’s ok! My nightstick served it’s purpose, didn’t it?
WATTS: On a personal note: Mike, I followed your amateur career closely and I was excited when you became a pro. I had high expectations for you. After seeing you up close and personally here in the UWA, I have to say that you are a fundamental disappointment to me, son!
ROTUNDA: That breaks my heart. Tonight, I’m going to toss and turn on my bed made of hundred dollar bills. I’ll probably keep the incredibly beatiful woman beside me awake all night, too! This is devastating!
WATTS: Get outta my sight!
BONI: Let’s go to the ring!
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. TONY RUMBLE: The D.I. from Paris Island meets a newcomer out of Boston. Slaughter is coming off a huge win over Ivan Koloff in a Boot Camp Match. Sarge’s winning ways continue as he locks in the cobra clutch to score a decisive win.
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m standing by with the House of Humperdink, or at least most of them. Sir Oliver is hear with the Great Kokina and the Iron Sheik!
SOH: Allow me to correct you, dear...The next Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, The Iron Sheik!
SHEIK: That is right, Sir Oliver, sir! This Dr. Death took the World Title from Kerry Von Erich! Von Erich had taped ribs and was not at his best! You look at this! (flexes muscles) Cameraman, zoom in on this body! No injuries! I am ready! I will be Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion! The House of Humperdink will win have the #1 wrestler in the world!
SOH: I do have a few major announcements to make, if we have time, Boni….
BONI: Certainly!
SOH: First of all, Kokina is a wrestler! He is not some sort of a sideshow attraction! No more silly bodyslam challenges! The secpnd item and this is sad news, wrestling fans! The Soviet Union has recalled the great Russian Bear, Ivan Koloff, after the match with Sgt. Slaughter! He is on a plane to Moscow as we speak! Ivan was devastated by this as he loved being a part of the House of Humperdink and he said that the Soviet official who he spoke to on the phone mentioned a possible reassignment to Siberia! Ivan, our thoughts are with you, comrade!
Next week, here on this very television program, I will make an announcement that will shake the UWA to its very foundation! But, I also have a great announcement tonight! Not long ago, a new and very impressive tag team entered the UWA. Unfortunately, they made a decision to place themselves under the mismanagement of one of the most ignorant rednecks that I have ever had the misfortune of knowing! At the Firecracker Spectacular, they rectified the situation and now, they have joined the House of Humperdink! They have entered the ring! They are Mean Mike Enos and Wayne “the Train” Bloom-THE DESTRUCTION CREW!!!
THE DESTRUCTION CREW (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. SD “SPECIAL DELIVERY” JONES & RIKKI NELSON: The Crew is even more brutal than usual after coming under Humperdink’s tutelage. SD has his moments, but it isn’t nearly enough Bloom pins Nelson after he and Enos hit the Wrecking Ball.
BONI: I’m here with the dormer manager of the Destruction Crew, Blackjack Mulligan! Blackjack, they not only fired you, they gave you quite a beating, too!
MULLIGAN: Little lady, you ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie! Them boys dang near beat me to death! Now, I can’t let this stand! I have to get revenge and I have to get a piece of that no good rooster, that slob, Oliver Humperdink! He’s been a thorn in my side for the last ten years! I’m smart enough to realixe that I can’t get the job done all by myself! I ain’t got any right to do this- but I wanna ask my son Kendall and Dustin Rhodes to come out here!
The Texas Broncos arrive!
MULLIGAN: I owe both of you boys-No! I owe both of you MEN an apology! Kendall, blood is thicker than water and I sided with two jerks over my own flesh and blood! You have every right to turn your back, but I’m offering you a handshake, son!
Kendall hesitates a second...then he shakes his father’s hand and embraces him!
MULLIGAN: Dustin, it’;s wrong to judge a man, but it’s even worse to MISjudge a man!I was wrong about you, kid! My friend Dusty raised a real man and I’d be proud to call you my friend just like I call your old man my friend!
Rhodes and Mulligan shake hands and embrace!
DUSTIN: Now, then, the time has come for the Texas Broncos to stand tall and run roughshod just as my father and Bobby Jack Mulligan have done so many times in the past! Mike Enos! Wayne Bloom! This man offered you his blood, sweat, and tears! You repaid him by stabbing him in the back and taking Oliver Humperdink’s thirty pieces of silver!Humperdink, the Dream told me all about you! “Egg suckin’ dog” were his exact words!
KENDALL: Hey, I got an idea! Dad, you have told me so many times about how they settled things in the old days-the bunkhouse matches! Wrecking Crew, we challenge you to a six man tag! You bring your new manager, that slug Humperdink! We’ll have a partner, too! We’ll bring 6’9, 300 pounds of the meanest, orneriest Texan that ever stepped in a wrestling ring!
MULLIGAN: What do you say, Humperdink? Are you man enough? Honestly, Boni, every man that you see here could whip that slug blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back!
BONI: Wow! A challenge for the Destruction Crew and their new manager. I wonder if they’ll accept!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: OK, we’re back and the Von Erichs are with me. Kerry, your ribs are still taped from the other night. How are you doing?
KERRY: Doing great, Boni! The doc says if I take it easy for a week or two, I’ll be ok! We didn’t come out here to talk about my ribs, we have a question for the big Cowboy!
BONI: OK, UWA President Cowboy Bill Watts is here!
WATTS: What can I do for you gentlemen?
KEVIN: Something has been bugging us about my TV Title match at the Cow Palace against Orton…
WATTS: OK< what’s the problem?
KEVIN: It was no DQ, to a finish! No stopping the match for any reason, right?
WATTS: That was what both of you agreed to, yes!
KEVIN: OK, when Rotunda and the rest of’em interfered, the referee stopped the match! Of course, Rotunda hit Kerry with the nightstick and I was worried about him, but riding to the hospital, Kerry said “Hey, what happened to your match?” and I didn’t have an answer. So, I’m asking you, Bill, “Hey, what happened to my match?”
WATTS: That’s a point well taken! Here’s my ruling: Next week, here on UWA FURY: TV TITLE MATCH: NO DQ! “The Ace” Bob Orton vs. Kevin Von Erich! STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
How’s that?
KEVIN: Sounds GREAT to me! (shakes Watts’ hand) Thank you, sir!
KERRY: Next week, we’re gonna have a champion in the family again!
BONI: Don’t miss next week’s UWA FURY!!!
COMMERCIAL
Sir Oliver Humperdink leads the challenger to the ring for our main event! The Iron Sheik waves his Iranian flag and the fans nearly boo him out of the Sportatorium!
Here comes the Undisputed World Champion! Look at this, Missy Hyatt is leading the way, dressed in a red, white, and blue swimsuit and waving an American flag! Even though Dr. Death is a heel and recently socred a controversial win against Kerry Von Erich, he gets a huge pop from the fans!
Williams enters the ring, then, he and the Sheik have a flag waving duel for a few seconds.
What’s going on here? Michael Rotunda comes to ringside! Rotunda takes off the jacket off his suit and puts it on Missy! Now, he leads her away! Magnum wonders out loud what that’s all about…
UWA UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH: STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS VS. IRON SHEIK (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): At first, Williams overpowers the Sheik. The Iranian turns the tide with a series of suplexes and by working the champion’s back and neck. After several minutes of this, the Sheik applies the camel clutch! It looks really bad for Dr. Death! Amazingly, Williams fights his way up to a standing position! He rund backward and rams the Sheik into the corner to break the hold! Then, he gets the Sheik up...OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE!!!! ONE….Two….THREE!!!!!
DR. DEATH RETAINS HIS UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE!!! WHAT AN AMAZING VICTORY!
Don’t miss UWA FURY next week! Bob Orton vs. Kevin Von Erich for the TV Title...IN A STEEL CAGE!!!
Taped June 5, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to air July 9, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher, Lance Russell, and Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
Kerry Von Erich pinning Michael Rotunda for the Undisputed World Title at Texas Stadium! Then, we see the Fantastics entering the arena and being mobbed by fans!We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Jimmy Valiant dancing and clapping his hands!! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Al Perez & Baby Doll in a red convertible! Chris Adams nailing a superkick! Steve Williams eliminating Andre to win Battle Bowl!
LANCE: Yello, everybody! Welcome to UWA FURY! Les, Magnum, The FIRECRACKER SPECTACULAR was one of the greatest nights of big action that I’ve ever been involved with!
LES: It was incredible, Lancer! We have a new Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion as Steve “Dr. Death” Williams defeated the “Modern Day Warrior” Kerry Von Erich under very dubious circumstances.
MAGNUM: The fact of the matter is that Dr. Death owes it all to Michael Rotunda and that crazy nightstick of his! I understand that the Cowboy has something to say to Mr. Rotunda! Also, and I have to give the man credit, Dr. Death will have his first title defense right here tonight on TV against one of the top contenders in the world, the Iron Sheik from Iran!
LES: Bill Watts has many announcements tonight that the wrestling fans can’t afford to miss! Right now, we have two of the best in the world in tag team action!
MITSUHARU MISAWA & JUMBO TSURUTA VS. RUSTY RIDDLE & TOM “ROCKY” STONE: At the Firecracker Spectacular, Misawa rescued Jumbo from an attack by Hiro Matsuda’s Wrestle Kingdom group. Tonight, the two outstanding Japanese stars team up. Misawa and Tsuruta put on a clinic for the fans at the Sportgatorium. Misawa pins Riddle after a Tiger Driver to give his team a convincing victory.
COMMERCIAL
SCOTTY THE BODY VS. VINCE APOLLO: Missy Hyatt doesn’t accompany the UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion and Organization associate to the ring tonight. It doesn’t affect the outcome of this match. Apollo puts a decent fight, but the Body gets a pinfall win after a DDT.
LES: Scotty will probably be interested in this week’s edition of PERSONALITY PROFILE…
VTR:
We see video of a young man in action against various opponents. Then, video or still photos that correspond to Les’s narration.
LES: Eddy Guerrero was born on October 9, 1967 in El Paso, TX. Eddy is the youngest son of the legendary Gory Guerrero, one of Mexico’s most legendary grapplers. All of Gory’s sons have followed him into his chosen profession. Eddy’s brothers, Chavo, Hector, & Mando are all internationally know pro wrestlers. Eddy’s father and brothers all had a part in his training. Like his brothers and father, Eddy combines speed, athleticism, and the high flying lucha libre style of Mexican wrestling with classic scientific style. At 5’8, 215 pounds, Eddy fits into the junior heavyweight ranks.
Eddy is seen, speaking with Les in what appears to be a gym.
GUERRERO: One of the things that I like about the UWA is the Junior Heavyweight division and the fact that there’s a championship for the lighter weight wrestlers to compete for. Scotty the Body, polish up that belt, ‘cause I’m coming for it!
LES: Eddy Guerrero, a sensational young wrestler, coming to UWA FURY very soon! And that’s PERSONALITY PROFILE!
COMMERCIAL
Boni is standing by in the interview area…
BONI: I’m here with the President of the UWA, the Honorable Cowboy Bill Watts. Sir, the Firecracker Spectacular was a huge success. What’s next for the United Wrestling Alliance?
WATTS: Boni, we continue to strive to bring our fans unique events. On August 12, on PPV, we will present something very unique. It’s called HOG WILD! It will originate from the world famous Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Sturgis, SD! The audience will consist of bikers surrounding the ring on their motorcycles. You do not want to miss this one of a kind wrestling spectacular. We had to put it on PPV because it’s probably too wild for basic cable! Call your cable company first thing in the morning and if they aren’t carrying HOG WILD, ask them “Why not?” OK, that was the pleasant business. Now, for the unpleasant busines…
BONI: Oh, no! What’s that?
WATTS: “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda, I’m calling you on the carpet!
Rotunda, looking very dapper in a navy blue double breasted suit and carrying his nightstick enters the interview area…
ROTUNDA: President Cowboy! What can I do for you?
WATTS: Number one, wipe that smirk off your face! Number 2, my first recommendation was to suspend you for life, but the Board seems to think you’re too big of a star for that! So, for your actions at the Firecracker Spectacular, I am fining you $10, 000.00!
Rotunda is irate! He pulls a checkbook and a pen from his inside jacket pocket, writes a check and stuffs the check in the pocket of Watts’ sportscoat!
ROTUNDA: That’s walking around money for me, Watts! Is that all ya got, Hopalong?
WATTS: Next order of business: That weapon you’re carrying is banned from all UWA events worldwide! Take it home, stick it in the hall closet, and leave it there! If I ever see it around here again, you are done in the UWA! Are we clear, Mike?
ROTUNDA: That’s ok! My nightstick served it’s purpose, didn’t it?
WATTS: On a personal note: Mike, I followed your amateur career closely and I was excited when you became a pro. I had high expectations for you. After seeing you up close and personally here in the UWA, I have to say that you are a fundamental disappointment to me, son!
ROTUNDA: That breaks my heart. Tonight, I’m going to toss and turn on my bed made of hundred dollar bills. I’ll probably keep the incredibly beatiful woman beside me awake all night, too! This is devastating!
WATTS: Get outta my sight!
BONI: Let’s go to the ring!
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. TONY RUMBLE: The D.I. from Paris Island meets a newcomer out of Boston. Slaughter is coming off a huge win over Ivan Koloff in a Boot Camp Match. Sarge’s winning ways continue as he locks in the cobra clutch to score a decisive win.
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m standing by with the House of Humperdink, or at least most of them. Sir Oliver is hear with the Great Kokina and the Iron Sheik!
SOH: Allow me to correct you, dear...The next Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, The Iron Sheik!
SHEIK: That is right, Sir Oliver, sir! This Dr. Death took the World Title from Kerry Von Erich! Von Erich had taped ribs and was not at his best! You look at this! (flexes muscles) Cameraman, zoom in on this body! No injuries! I am ready! I will be Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion! The House of Humperdink will win have the #1 wrestler in the world!
SOH: I do have a few major announcements to make, if we have time, Boni….
BONI: Certainly!
SOH: First of all, Kokina is a wrestler! He is not some sort of a sideshow attraction! No more silly bodyslam challenges! The secpnd item and this is sad news, wrestling fans! The Soviet Union has recalled the great Russian Bear, Ivan Koloff, after the match with Sgt. Slaughter! He is on a plane to Moscow as we speak! Ivan was devastated by this as he loved being a part of the House of Humperdink and he said that the Soviet official who he spoke to on the phone mentioned a possible reassignment to Siberia! Ivan, our thoughts are with you, comrade!
Next week, here on this very television program, I will make an announcement that will shake the UWA to its very foundation! But, I also have a great announcement tonight! Not long ago, a new and very impressive tag team entered the UWA. Unfortunately, they made a decision to place themselves under the mismanagement of one of the most ignorant rednecks that I have ever had the misfortune of knowing! At the Firecracker Spectacular, they rectified the situation and now, they have joined the House of Humperdink! They have entered the ring! They are Mean Mike Enos and Wayne “the Train” Bloom-THE DESTRUCTION CREW!!!
THE DESTRUCTION CREW (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. SD “SPECIAL DELIVERY” JONES & RIKKI NELSON: The Crew is even more brutal than usual after coming under Humperdink’s tutelage. SD has his moments, but it isn’t nearly enough Bloom pins Nelson after he and Enos hit the Wrecking Ball.
BONI: I’m here with the dormer manager of the Destruction Crew, Blackjack Mulligan! Blackjack, they not only fired you, they gave you quite a beating, too!
MULLIGAN: Little lady, you ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie! Them boys dang near beat me to death! Now, I can’t let this stand! I have to get revenge and I have to get a piece of that no good rooster, that slob, Oliver Humperdink! He’s been a thorn in my side for the last ten years! I’m smart enough to realixe that I can’t get the job done all by myself! I ain’t got any right to do this- but I wanna ask my son Kendall and Dustin Rhodes to come out here!
The Texas Broncos arrive!
MULLIGAN: I owe both of you boys-No! I owe both of you MEN an apology! Kendall, blood is thicker than water and I sided with two jerks over my own flesh and blood! You have every right to turn your back, but I’m offering you a handshake, son!
Kendall hesitates a second...then he shakes his father’s hand and embraces him!
MULLIGAN: Dustin, it’;s wrong to judge a man, but it’s even worse to MISjudge a man!I was wrong about you, kid! My friend Dusty raised a real man and I’d be proud to call you my friend just like I call your old man my friend!
Rhodes and Mulligan shake hands and embrace!
DUSTIN: Now, then, the time has come for the Texas Broncos to stand tall and run roughshod just as my father and Bobby Jack Mulligan have done so many times in the past! Mike Enos! Wayne Bloom! This man offered you his blood, sweat, and tears! You repaid him by stabbing him in the back and taking Oliver Humperdink’s thirty pieces of silver!Humperdink, the Dream told me all about you! “Egg suckin’ dog” were his exact words!
KENDALL: Hey, I got an idea! Dad, you have told me so many times about how they settled things in the old days-the bunkhouse matches! Wrecking Crew, we challenge you to a six man tag! You bring your new manager, that slug Humperdink! We’ll have a partner, too! We’ll bring 6’9, 300 pounds of the meanest, orneriest Texan that ever stepped in a wrestling ring!
MULLIGAN: What do you say, Humperdink? Are you man enough? Honestly, Boni, every man that you see here could whip that slug blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back!
BONI: Wow! A challenge for the Destruction Crew and their new manager. I wonder if they’ll accept!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: OK, we’re back and the Von Erichs are with me. Kerry, your ribs are still taped from the other night. How are you doing?
KERRY: Doing great, Boni! The doc says if I take it easy for a week or two, I’ll be ok! We didn’t come out here to talk about my ribs, we have a question for the big Cowboy!
BONI: OK, UWA President Cowboy Bill Watts is here!
WATTS: What can I do for you gentlemen?
KEVIN: Something has been bugging us about my TV Title match at the Cow Palace against Orton…
WATTS: OK< what’s the problem?
KEVIN: It was no DQ, to a finish! No stopping the match for any reason, right?
WATTS: That was what both of you agreed to, yes!
KEVIN: OK, when Rotunda and the rest of’em interfered, the referee stopped the match! Of course, Rotunda hit Kerry with the nightstick and I was worried about him, but riding to the hospital, Kerry said “Hey, what happened to your match?” and I didn’t have an answer. So, I’m asking you, Bill, “Hey, what happened to my match?”
WATTS: That’s a point well taken! Here’s my ruling: Next week, here on UWA FURY: TV TITLE MATCH: NO DQ! “The Ace” Bob Orton vs. Kevin Von Erich! STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
How’s that?
KEVIN: Sounds GREAT to me! (shakes Watts’ hand) Thank you, sir!
KERRY: Next week, we’re gonna have a champion in the family again!
BONI: Don’t miss next week’s UWA FURY!!!
COMMERCIAL
Sir Oliver Humperdink leads the challenger to the ring for our main event! The Iron Sheik waves his Iranian flag and the fans nearly boo him out of the Sportatorium!
Here comes the Undisputed World Champion! Look at this, Missy Hyatt is leading the way, dressed in a red, white, and blue swimsuit and waving an American flag! Even though Dr. Death is a heel and recently socred a controversial win against Kerry Von Erich, he gets a huge pop from the fans!
Williams enters the ring, then, he and the Sheik have a flag waving duel for a few seconds.
What’s going on here? Michael Rotunda comes to ringside! Rotunda takes off the jacket off his suit and puts it on Missy! Now, he leads her away! Magnum wonders out loud what that’s all about…
UWA UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH: STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS VS. IRON SHEIK (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): At first, Williams overpowers the Sheik. The Iranian turns the tide with a series of suplexes and by working the champion’s back and neck. After several minutes of this, the Sheik applies the camel clutch! It looks really bad for Dr. Death! Amazingly, Williams fights his way up to a standing position! He rund backward and rams the Sheik into the corner to break the hold! Then, he gets the Sheik up...OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE!!!! ONE….Two….THREE!!!!!
DR. DEATH RETAINS HIS UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE!!! WHAT AN AMAZING VICTORY!
Don’t miss UWA FURY next week! Bob Orton vs. Kevin Von Erich for the TV Title...IN A STEEL CAGE!!!
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