GWF “Global Championship Wrestling” 7/15/93
Jul 15, 2023 19:43:33 GMT
Post by tlyne on Jul 15, 2023 19:43:33 GMT
“Global Championship Wrestling”
Sportatorium
Dallas, TX
Taped- 7/14/93
Airs- 7/15/93
The program begins with highlights from “Independence Day Star Wars”. We see the Simpsons defeat Buddy Roberts’ men, and Kabuki spits the green mist into Kevin’s eyes, and the One Man Gang win the North American Title.”
Marc Lowrance is in the ring with “Playboy” Gary Hart, One Man Gang, and Kabuki.
Lowrance, “With me are three men who dastardly won the North American Title in Houston.”
Hart, “Cry all you want Lowrance, Moon has the title, and he proved he is the top wrestler in North America.”
Lowrance, “Thanks, in large part, to the Great Kabuki.”
Hart, “Here come the tears again.”
Lowrance, “Alright Mr. Hart, Kevin Von Erich will be out for revenge, and others will be chasing the One Man Gang.”
Hart, “Let them come. We will wrestle them, and beat them every time.”
Lowrance, “The new Champion is in action next.”
Match #1
Non Title Match
The One Man Gang (North American Champion) w/“Playboy” Gary Hart and the Great Kabuki vs. Marc Valiant
The new champion is a monster. Valiant is big and strong, but he gives up a lot to the Gang. OMG is vicious. He dishes out punishment. Valiant is in trouble. He tries to fight back. Gang is too much. He slams Valiant, and climbs to the second rope. He hits the 747 splash for the win.
Winner- The One Man Gang
Match #2
The Patriot vs. Rex King
The masked man came very close to taking the Texas Title from Moadib, and is looking for a rematch. King is a solid wrestler. The match begins with a handshake. The Patriot is on his game. He works over King. Rex fights back, and looks good. The Patriot comes back and wins with the Patriot missile.
Winner- The Patriot
Marc Lowrance is seated in the studio.
Lowrance, “Fans, we had an exciting night in Houston. The GWF has become some of the most exciting promotions in the wrestling world. We are preparing to enter the new era of wrestling. The hottest thing in wrestling is Pay per View. This allows you to experience the best in wrestling action from the comfort of your home. We will be at the Tarrant County Convention Center on September 3. In the coming weeks we will announce more about the show, and how to access it.”
Match #3
Non Title Match
Chaz (Global Light Heavyweight Champion) vs. Scott Putski
These two men met in Houston, and went to a time limit draw. The action is fast and furious. Both men wrestle by the rules. They exchange holds and counter holds. Chaz goes for a cover, but Putski kicks out. The action picks up, and the crowd is on the edge of their feet. Chaz rolls up Putski, but Scott rolls through and reverses it. Referee John Keaton counts 1…2…3! Scott Putski pins the Champion!
Winner- Scott Putski
Match #4
Gary Yount vs. Jimmy Jack Funk
Two rugged veterans do battle. Funk is wild, but the veteran from Little Rock can brawl with anyone. JJ doesn’t wrestle, he fights. Both men exchange rights and lefts. Young goes for a sleephold, but Funk gets to the ropes. Referee James beard does his best to control the action, but he can’t. Both men end up brawling on the arena floor. Beard’s count reaches 10, and both men are counted out.
Result- Double Count Out
Marc Lowrance is seated in the announce position.
Lowrance, “Fans, we received another videotape. Here it is.”
We see Copperhead Jones and the woman from last week. They are standing outside a large barn.
Jones, “Sister, you are a brave woman. You have stepped up and aided Copperhead Jones in his fight against evil. Last night I had a dream. I saw your two sons standing with me, ready to strike down evil! I do not know your sons, but in my dream they were righteous young men, who live lives of purity and strength! Sister, what are their names?”
Woman, “My sons are Jonah and Habakkuk.”
Jones, “Two pious names, The names of prophets, Sister, they will be powerful allies.”
They walk into the barn. Two huge men in overalls are standing in the dimly light barn.
Jones, “Brothers, are you ready to stand behind Copperhead Jones in my fight against evil?”
Both men shake their heads.
Jones, “Good, good, the power will be with us!”
The lights go out in the barn. They come back on and both men are holding snakes in their hands.
Jones, “Look at this! Look at this! We have seen the signs and we have answered the call. We will strike at evil and destroy it! GWF, we will start with you!”
The camera pans down and a copperhead is slithering on the barn floor.
Lowrance, “I don’t know how to explain this.”
Match #5
Non Title Match
The Simpson Brothers (Global Tag Team Champions) vs. Killer Brooks and Tony Falk
The new champions are very popular. There are many great tag teams on their trail. Shaun starts with Brooks. The man from Waxahachie tries to rough up the South African. Shaun takes to the air and now Brooks is in retreat. He tags in Falk. Shaun tags in his older brother, and Steve goes to work. He hits a flying bodypress for the win. As the Simpsons hold the titles the lights go out. A red light bathes the ring. Over the house speakers we hear,
“The World is evil, and the GWF is evil. The Simpson Brothers are examples of this evil. We will eradicate evil from the GWF starting with these long haired, evil, brothers.”
The Simpson Brothers are stunned.
Winners- The Simpson Brothers
Marc Lowrance closes the show.
Lowrance, “Fans, I think the Simpsons have been targeted.”
Sportatorium
Dallas, TX
Taped- 7/14/93
Airs- 7/15/93
The program begins with highlights from “Independence Day Star Wars”. We see the Simpsons defeat Buddy Roberts’ men, and Kabuki spits the green mist into Kevin’s eyes, and the One Man Gang win the North American Title.”
Marc Lowrance is in the ring with “Playboy” Gary Hart, One Man Gang, and Kabuki.
Lowrance, “With me are three men who dastardly won the North American Title in Houston.”
Hart, “Cry all you want Lowrance, Moon has the title, and he proved he is the top wrestler in North America.”
Lowrance, “Thanks, in large part, to the Great Kabuki.”
Hart, “Here come the tears again.”
Lowrance, “Alright Mr. Hart, Kevin Von Erich will be out for revenge, and others will be chasing the One Man Gang.”
Hart, “Let them come. We will wrestle them, and beat them every time.”
Lowrance, “The new Champion is in action next.”
Match #1
Non Title Match
The One Man Gang (North American Champion) w/“Playboy” Gary Hart and the Great Kabuki vs. Marc Valiant
The new champion is a monster. Valiant is big and strong, but he gives up a lot to the Gang. OMG is vicious. He dishes out punishment. Valiant is in trouble. He tries to fight back. Gang is too much. He slams Valiant, and climbs to the second rope. He hits the 747 splash for the win.
Winner- The One Man Gang
Match #2
The Patriot vs. Rex King
The masked man came very close to taking the Texas Title from Moadib, and is looking for a rematch. King is a solid wrestler. The match begins with a handshake. The Patriot is on his game. He works over King. Rex fights back, and looks good. The Patriot comes back and wins with the Patriot missile.
Winner- The Patriot
Marc Lowrance is seated in the studio.
Lowrance, “Fans, we had an exciting night in Houston. The GWF has become some of the most exciting promotions in the wrestling world. We are preparing to enter the new era of wrestling. The hottest thing in wrestling is Pay per View. This allows you to experience the best in wrestling action from the comfort of your home. We will be at the Tarrant County Convention Center on September 3. In the coming weeks we will announce more about the show, and how to access it.”
Match #3
Non Title Match
Chaz (Global Light Heavyweight Champion) vs. Scott Putski
These two men met in Houston, and went to a time limit draw. The action is fast and furious. Both men wrestle by the rules. They exchange holds and counter holds. Chaz goes for a cover, but Putski kicks out. The action picks up, and the crowd is on the edge of their feet. Chaz rolls up Putski, but Scott rolls through and reverses it. Referee John Keaton counts 1…2…3! Scott Putski pins the Champion!
Winner- Scott Putski
Match #4
Gary Yount vs. Jimmy Jack Funk
Two rugged veterans do battle. Funk is wild, but the veteran from Little Rock can brawl with anyone. JJ doesn’t wrestle, he fights. Both men exchange rights and lefts. Young goes for a sleephold, but Funk gets to the ropes. Referee James beard does his best to control the action, but he can’t. Both men end up brawling on the arena floor. Beard’s count reaches 10, and both men are counted out.
Result- Double Count Out
Marc Lowrance is seated in the announce position.
Lowrance, “Fans, we received another videotape. Here it is.”
We see Copperhead Jones and the woman from last week. They are standing outside a large barn.
Jones, “Sister, you are a brave woman. You have stepped up and aided Copperhead Jones in his fight against evil. Last night I had a dream. I saw your two sons standing with me, ready to strike down evil! I do not know your sons, but in my dream they were righteous young men, who live lives of purity and strength! Sister, what are their names?”
Woman, “My sons are Jonah and Habakkuk.”
Jones, “Two pious names, The names of prophets, Sister, they will be powerful allies.”
They walk into the barn. Two huge men in overalls are standing in the dimly light barn.
Jones, “Brothers, are you ready to stand behind Copperhead Jones in my fight against evil?”
Both men shake their heads.
Jones, “Good, good, the power will be with us!”
The lights go out in the barn. They come back on and both men are holding snakes in their hands.
Jones, “Look at this! Look at this! We have seen the signs and we have answered the call. We will strike at evil and destroy it! GWF, we will start with you!”
The camera pans down and a copperhead is slithering on the barn floor.
Lowrance, “I don’t know how to explain this.”
Match #5
Non Title Match
The Simpson Brothers (Global Tag Team Champions) vs. Killer Brooks and Tony Falk
The new champions are very popular. There are many great tag teams on their trail. Shaun starts with Brooks. The man from Waxahachie tries to rough up the South African. Shaun takes to the air and now Brooks is in retreat. He tags in Falk. Shaun tags in his older brother, and Steve goes to work. He hits a flying bodypress for the win. As the Simpsons hold the titles the lights go out. A red light bathes the ring. Over the house speakers we hear,
“The World is evil, and the GWF is evil. The Simpson Brothers are examples of this evil. We will eradicate evil from the GWF starting with these long haired, evil, brothers.”
The Simpson Brothers are stunned.
Winners- The Simpson Brothers
Marc Lowrance closes the show.
Lowrance, “Fans, I think the Simpsons have been targeted.”
Working on it now.