AWF Monday Night Wrestling 4/10/89: WRESTLE ROCK TAKE HOME
Apr 14, 2023 5:28:26 GMT
Post by topo on Apr 14, 2023 5:28:26 GMT
American Wrestling Federation
MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING
4/10/89
ESPN 8-9pm Monday night
Taped 3/27/89 from Duluth, MN
Slightly repackaged version used for syndication upcoming weekend.
Promoter: Topo
Headquarters: Chicago, IL
President: Baron Von Rashcke
Play by Play: Tony Schiavone, Eric Bischoff and Paul E. Dangerously
Interviews: Ken Resnick
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Cappetta
Referees: Randy Anderson, Tommy Young, Danny Davis
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Tony: “ESPN Monday at the Matches is on the air! Wrestle Rock is SUNDAY live from Minneapolis! Nikita Koloff, the Nasty Boys, Greg Valentine, and Z-Man v Rick Rude in the ring this week!
Eric: “We will hear from Hercules Hernandez, Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious, Nikita Koloff, Verne Gagne, Ron Simmons and more of the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Paul: “The Wrestle Rock Rumble has done for music what DDT has done for the insect world, but the headline is this week on my Danger Zone: THE ROAD WARRIORS AND THE MIDNITE EXPRESS CONTRACT SIGNING FOR WRESTLE ROCK!
Tony: “Let’s go to the ring!
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TED DIBIASE + CURT HENNIG w/Nick Bockwinkel def. BARRY HARDY + PN NEWS as the Champion’s League heads to their showdown with THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND SID VICIOUS THIS WEEKEND AT WRESTLE ROCK!
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WRESTLE ROCK/FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES CONTROL CENTER with Ken Resnick
THE AWF proudly presents
WRESTLE ROCK
LIVE ON PPV AND CLOSED CIRCUIT
Sunday, April 16 at 5pm EST, 4PM CST from
THE METRODOME, MINNEAPOLIS, MN
MAIN EVENT
AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKITA KOLOFF w/General Adnan v BIG BUBBA ROGERS w/Verne Gagne
AWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
THE ROAD WARRIORS w/Paul Ellering V THE MIDNITE EXPRESS w/Jim Cornette
AWF WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
TITLE SHOT FOR THE SNAKE
JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS V RAVISHING RICK RUDE w/Paul E. Dangerously
TED DIBIASE + CURT HENNIG w/Nick Bockwinkel v SID VICIOUS + THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
FOUR CORNERS CHAIN MATCH
RON SIMMONS V HERCULES HERNANDEZ w/Jimmy Hart
THE NASTY BOYS V POWERS OF PAIN w/Sherri Martel
GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE w/Jimmy Hart V GENICHIRO TENYRU
Z-MAN V CHEF DINO BRAVO w/Jimmy Hart
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Ken Resnick is backstage with Hercules Hernandez and Jimmy Hart!
Jimmy: “RON SIMMONS, the end of the line is at the Metrodome for you baby, when Hercules destroys you in a four corners chain match, tell ‘em big man!
Hercules: “Here how the rules work Ken Resnick, no pins, no DQ, no count out and no submissions! The winner only takes place when you beat your opponent so senseless with this chain you touch all four corner turnbuckles before your opponent! This is the perfect match for me Ron Simmons because to win, I don’t have to pin you, I don’t have to throw you out of the ring, I don’t have to make you quit, ALL things I can do to you . . . .all I have to to do is beat you so senseless with this chain that all I have to do is drag your limp, lifeless body across the ring and touch all four corners! Ron Simmons? Get ready for the beating of your life thanks to the MIGHTY HERCULES HERNANDEZ! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Z-Man Tom Zenk is in the ring when here comes Ravishing Ruck Rude with Jimmy Hart! Rude comes out with the bag with Aleister in it, the snake he will surrender back to Jake Roberts in return for the TV title match at Wrestle Rock!
Rude: “What I want to have happen right now is for all you Duluth Dullards is stand up, pay attention, as I show all your overweight heifers what a REAL man looks like! PLAY MY MUSIC!
Rude takes off his robe, his music plays and he dances.
RAVISHING RICK RUDE w/Jimmy Hart v THE Z-MAN TOM ZENK
It’s a back and forth match as the energized Minnesota native takes it right to Rude until Rude grabs his tights and throws Zenk through the ropes onto the floor where Hart hits Z-Man with his bullhorn!
The ref didn’t see it and Z-Man stumbles back into the ring but is weakened this is a bit unfair, and Rude scores near fall after near fall on Z-Man but he kicks out each time, until what is this?
JAKE ROBERTS IS AT RINGSIDE! HE IS ON THE RING APRON! He distracts the ref as Rude has Z-Man pinned, Rude gets up, goes over to the Snake, and SWINGS AT HIM but the slithery snake hops off the ring apron, Rude surges over the ropes, bounces back where Z-MAN SCHOOLBOYS HIM:
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THREE!!!
Z-MAN WITH A BIG UPSET, AS JIMMY HART TAKES THE SNAKE BAG AND RUNS TO THE BACK BEFORE JAKE CAN GET IT BACK! FANS, Z-MAN with all the momentum before his match against Chef Dino Bravo at Wrestle Rock as Rick Rude jumps up and down and yells at the ref as Z-Man powders to celebrate with the fans and Jake Roberts laughs at Rude and points to his temple!
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Tony: “FANS WHAT A SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING, lets go to Ken who is with SID VICIOUS AND ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
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Ken: “It all goes down at Wrestle Rock as the Champions League of Ted DiBiase and Curt Hennig face THESE men Sid Vicious and the Ultimate Warrior and gentlemen, Nick Bockwinkel and the Champions League STILL insist when the dust clears, one of you two will join THEM, and the other will be on the outside, looking in!
Sid: “If I said it I said it a million times. Bockwinkel? We are a united front! When I confronted my man Warrior here with his jewelry, his cars, his suits, he saw the error of his ways and sold them off, re-committed to our tag team and all there is to do is for us to win at Wrestle Rock and then, lay claim to challenge for the World Tag Team Championships!
Warrior: “Ted DiBiase and Curt Hennig and Nick Bockwinkel your words and machinations will NOT divide us! We are united in our desire to defeat you and claim glory at the Wrestle Roooooock! The more you try to divide is the stronger and more united we will become as we vanquish the Champions League at the Mighty Metrodoooome!
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The Danger Zone with Paul E. Dangerously
For the second week in a row, a table is set on the stage with chairs on each side.
Jim: “Paul E. Dangerously thank you so much for this invite I can’t WAIT to tell that no good lowlife Midwesterner Paul Ellering and those face painted goofs exactly what I think of them to their face!
Paul: “Ok . . . .Jim . . . and well, be careful what you wish for allow me to introduce Paul Ellering and the Road Warriors!
All four men sit down, and do the reviewing of the contracts and signing, Jim takes the mike again. Is there no end to this guy?
Jim stands up: “Paul Ellering here is what I want to say to you. You aren’t very bright. While your two goons Animal and Hawk here . . .
ANIMAL AND HAWK start to stand but Paul stands and motions for them to sit down. . .
“ . . .have been fighting Demolition, Powers of Pain, all these big tough men, I have been guiding Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan here down the easy path, we dispatched the Midnight Rockers, and had an easy match at Friday Night at the Matches, my men are fresh they are well rested and while your two men might look good in the gym and bodybuilding contests, I say my MIdnites are the better tag team and will win these AWF World Tag Team Championships at Wrestle Rock and Paul Ellering, when the fog clears, I will prove to be the better manager and man than you, you will look like a big fat idiot, and we will walk out of Wrestle Rock with the World Tag team titles, what do you have to say to THAT Precious Paul?
As Jim leans over the table, red faced, Paul looks around, looks at Hawk and Animal who are calmly sitting . . .
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ELLERING REACHES ACROSS THE TABLE AND SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF CORNETTE’S MOUTH AND CORNETTE FLIES BACKWARDS ON HIS ASS AS STAN AND BOBBY TEND TO HIM!
Hawk takes the mike: “HAHAHAHA! Jim Cornette? Road Warriors ONE, Midnites ZERO-----AAAAWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!
The Road Warriors leave with bigmouth Jim Cornette left being tended to by his tag team and Paul E! Fans, that was great but I have a bad feeling the Midnites will seek revenge at WRESTLE ROCK!
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NON-TITLE MATCH
NIKITA KOLOFF w General Adnan DEF. SEAN WALTMAN
Nikita repeatedly clotheslines Sean who has to be taken out on a stretcher then he demands the mike! Adnan waves the hammer and sickle flag as Nikita addresses the fans!
Nikita: “BIG BUBBA THIS IS WHAT AWAITS YOU AT WRESTLE ROCK! You dare defy Nikita! I DESTROYED and ended Hulkamania! I ended career of Andre the Giant! And at Wrestle Rock I end your career before it start! At Wrestle Rock Nikita Koloff, Russian Nightmare, DECLARE FINAL SUPREMACY OVER WRESTLING WORLD!
Nikita flexes:
Tony: “CHILLING WORDS from the AWF champion!
Eric: “And the scary thing is . . . HE CAN back up exactly what he says, but when we return I understand Ken Resnick is looking for VERNE GAGNE AND NIKITA’S CHALLENGER BIG BUBBA ROGERS, let’s take a break and see if we can make that happen!
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Ken Resnick is with VERNE GAGNE, who will mange Big Bubba Rogers at Wrestle Rock when he challenges Nikita Koloff for the AWF World title! Ken asks Verne about what he saw and where is Bubba?
Verne: “You don’t need to worry about where Bubba is Ken he is training his butt off, doing the work needed to make sure he is in tip top shape for his match at Wrestle Rock with Nikita Koloff so I am here to speak on his behalf. Nikita Koloff yes, you destroyed the myth that was Hulkamania. You ended Andre the Giants career. But this is a different wrestler. Big Bubba has no fear. Big Bubba feels no pain. And Big Bubba is a red-blooded American that will do anything to represent his country. Nikita Koloff you think you are going to declare some sort of dominance over the wrestling world, well let me tell Ya pal, you will have to go through my man Big Bubba he stood up to Paul E. Dangerously, Ken, and he won’t have any problem standing up to Nikita Koloff at Wrestle Rock, that I can tell you.
Ken: “An inspiring interview by former AWA champion Verne Gagne, he says Big Bubba is ready for Nikita Koloff in the main event at WRESTLE ROCK!
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NASTY BOYS DEF. KEN TIMBS + PIERRE CAREL OULETTE
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It’s time for the final installment of . . .THE WRESTLE ROCK RUMBLE!
Hercules Hernandez:
Ron Simmons I can’t wait to take this steel chain
And make you feel pain as I beat out your brain
All-American I can’t wait to watch you crumble
As Hercules does the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Jimmy Hart: “UH!
Ron Simmons:
Hercules Hernandez you are a muscle bound freak
This Sunday in Minneapolis I can’t wait to make you look weak
I’m going to use the chain match to make you a dumb bell
I’m All-American Ron Simmons just rappin at the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Chef Dino Bravo:
Z-Man I have the prefect recipe to make you a dinner
A recipe that will ensure you are loser and I am the winner!
You eat the wrong food from the Chef your stomach will grumble
Chef Dino Bravo will defeat the Z-Man as I do the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Z-Man
Z-Man here and I heard that Chef Dino thinks he is a chef
Despite the bad reviews it appears he is deaf
He can’t cook steak, fish or even a truffle
Z-Man here doing the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
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Jimmy Hart is backstage with Ravishing Rick Rude and Ken Resnick, Jimmy is trying to calm down Rick to no avail:
Rude: “JAKE ROBERTS? YOU SEE THIS BAG? THIS CONTAINS ALESITER! I signed a deal to return this to you in return for a TV title match at Wrestle Rock. But you just got done interfering in my business and trust you me Jake Roberts I will bring Aleister to Wrestle Rock as promised for that TV title match . . . .and that . . . . IS A PROMISE, if you know what I mean . . HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WAIT! RUDE THROWS DOWN THE BAG, AND RUDE AND HART LAUGH AT IT AS ALISTER SLITHERS AROUND IN IT! WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN MIND!
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GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE DEF. JEFF GAYLORD
Tony: “He faces Tenyru at Wrestle Rock! See you in Minneapolis fans!
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MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING
4/10/89
ESPN 8-9pm Monday night
Taped 3/27/89 from Duluth, MN
Slightly repackaged version used for syndication upcoming weekend.
Promoter: Topo
Headquarters: Chicago, IL
President: Baron Von Rashcke
Play by Play: Tony Schiavone, Eric Bischoff and Paul E. Dangerously
Interviews: Ken Resnick
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Cappetta
Referees: Randy Anderson, Tommy Young, Danny Davis
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Tony: “ESPN Monday at the Matches is on the air! Wrestle Rock is SUNDAY live from Minneapolis! Nikita Koloff, the Nasty Boys, Greg Valentine, and Z-Man v Rick Rude in the ring this week!
Eric: “We will hear from Hercules Hernandez, Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious, Nikita Koloff, Verne Gagne, Ron Simmons and more of the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Paul: “The Wrestle Rock Rumble has done for music what DDT has done for the insect world, but the headline is this week on my Danger Zone: THE ROAD WARRIORS AND THE MIDNITE EXPRESS CONTRACT SIGNING FOR WRESTLE ROCK!
Tony: “Let’s go to the ring!
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TED DIBIASE + CURT HENNIG w/Nick Bockwinkel def. BARRY HARDY + PN NEWS as the Champion’s League heads to their showdown with THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND SID VICIOUS THIS WEEKEND AT WRESTLE ROCK!
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WRESTLE ROCK/FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES CONTROL CENTER with Ken Resnick
THE AWF proudly presents
WRESTLE ROCK
LIVE ON PPV AND CLOSED CIRCUIT
Sunday, April 16 at 5pm EST, 4PM CST from
THE METRODOME, MINNEAPOLIS, MN
MAIN EVENT
AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKITA KOLOFF w/General Adnan v BIG BUBBA ROGERS w/Verne Gagne
AWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
THE ROAD WARRIORS w/Paul Ellering V THE MIDNITE EXPRESS w/Jim Cornette
AWF WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
TITLE SHOT FOR THE SNAKE
JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS V RAVISHING RICK RUDE w/Paul E. Dangerously
TED DIBIASE + CURT HENNIG w/Nick Bockwinkel v SID VICIOUS + THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
FOUR CORNERS CHAIN MATCH
RON SIMMONS V HERCULES HERNANDEZ w/Jimmy Hart
THE NASTY BOYS V POWERS OF PAIN w/Sherri Martel
GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE w/Jimmy Hart V GENICHIRO TENYRU
Z-MAN V CHEF DINO BRAVO w/Jimmy Hart
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Ken Resnick is backstage with Hercules Hernandez and Jimmy Hart!
Jimmy: “RON SIMMONS, the end of the line is at the Metrodome for you baby, when Hercules destroys you in a four corners chain match, tell ‘em big man!
Hercules: “Here how the rules work Ken Resnick, no pins, no DQ, no count out and no submissions! The winner only takes place when you beat your opponent so senseless with this chain you touch all four corner turnbuckles before your opponent! This is the perfect match for me Ron Simmons because to win, I don’t have to pin you, I don’t have to throw you out of the ring, I don’t have to make you quit, ALL things I can do to you . . . .all I have to to do is beat you so senseless with this chain that all I have to do is drag your limp, lifeless body across the ring and touch all four corners! Ron Simmons? Get ready for the beating of your life thanks to the MIGHTY HERCULES HERNANDEZ! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Z-Man Tom Zenk is in the ring when here comes Ravishing Ruck Rude with Jimmy Hart! Rude comes out with the bag with Aleister in it, the snake he will surrender back to Jake Roberts in return for the TV title match at Wrestle Rock!
Rude: “What I want to have happen right now is for all you Duluth Dullards is stand up, pay attention, as I show all your overweight heifers what a REAL man looks like! PLAY MY MUSIC!
Rude takes off his robe, his music plays and he dances.
RAVISHING RICK RUDE w/Jimmy Hart v THE Z-MAN TOM ZENK
It’s a back and forth match as the energized Minnesota native takes it right to Rude until Rude grabs his tights and throws Zenk through the ropes onto the floor where Hart hits Z-Man with his bullhorn!
The ref didn’t see it and Z-Man stumbles back into the ring but is weakened this is a bit unfair, and Rude scores near fall after near fall on Z-Man but he kicks out each time, until what is this?
JAKE ROBERTS IS AT RINGSIDE! HE IS ON THE RING APRON! He distracts the ref as Rude has Z-Man pinned, Rude gets up, goes over to the Snake, and SWINGS AT HIM but the slithery snake hops off the ring apron, Rude surges over the ropes, bounces back where Z-MAN SCHOOLBOYS HIM:
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THREE!!!
Z-MAN WITH A BIG UPSET, AS JIMMY HART TAKES THE SNAKE BAG AND RUNS TO THE BACK BEFORE JAKE CAN GET IT BACK! FANS, Z-MAN with all the momentum before his match against Chef Dino Bravo at Wrestle Rock as Rick Rude jumps up and down and yells at the ref as Z-Man powders to celebrate with the fans and Jake Roberts laughs at Rude and points to his temple!
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Tony: “FANS WHAT A SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING, lets go to Ken who is with SID VICIOUS AND ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
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Ken: “It all goes down at Wrestle Rock as the Champions League of Ted DiBiase and Curt Hennig face THESE men Sid Vicious and the Ultimate Warrior and gentlemen, Nick Bockwinkel and the Champions League STILL insist when the dust clears, one of you two will join THEM, and the other will be on the outside, looking in!
Sid: “If I said it I said it a million times. Bockwinkel? We are a united front! When I confronted my man Warrior here with his jewelry, his cars, his suits, he saw the error of his ways and sold them off, re-committed to our tag team and all there is to do is for us to win at Wrestle Rock and then, lay claim to challenge for the World Tag Team Championships!
Warrior: “Ted DiBiase and Curt Hennig and Nick Bockwinkel your words and machinations will NOT divide us! We are united in our desire to defeat you and claim glory at the Wrestle Roooooock! The more you try to divide is the stronger and more united we will become as we vanquish the Champions League at the Mighty Metrodoooome!
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The Danger Zone with Paul E. Dangerously
For the second week in a row, a table is set on the stage with chairs on each side.
Paul: “I’m Paul E. Dangerously and you’re NOT! With Wrestle Rock less than a week ago, its time to sign off on the dream match for the AWF World Tag Team Championships, so please allow me to introduce the challengers . . . . . JIM CORNETTE AND THE MIDNITE EXPRESS!
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Jim: “Paul E. Dangerously thank you so much for this invite I can’t WAIT to tell that no good lowlife Midwesterner Paul Ellering and those face painted goofs exactly what I think of them to their face!
Paul: “Ok . . . .Jim . . . and well, be careful what you wish for allow me to introduce Paul Ellering and the Road Warriors!
All four men sit down, and do the reviewing of the contracts and signing, Jim takes the mike again. Is there no end to this guy?
Jim stands up: “Paul Ellering here is what I want to say to you. You aren’t very bright. While your two goons Animal and Hawk here . . .
ANIMAL AND HAWK start to stand but Paul stands and motions for them to sit down. . .
“ . . .have been fighting Demolition, Powers of Pain, all these big tough men, I have been guiding Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan here down the easy path, we dispatched the Midnight Rockers, and had an easy match at Friday Night at the Matches, my men are fresh they are well rested and while your two men might look good in the gym and bodybuilding contests, I say my MIdnites are the better tag team and will win these AWF World Tag Team Championships at Wrestle Rock and Paul Ellering, when the fog clears, I will prove to be the better manager and man than you, you will look like a big fat idiot, and we will walk out of Wrestle Rock with the World Tag team titles, what do you have to say to THAT Precious Paul?
As Jim leans over the table, red faced, Paul looks around, looks at Hawk and Animal who are calmly sitting . . .
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ELLERING REACHES ACROSS THE TABLE AND SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF CORNETTE’S MOUTH AND CORNETTE FLIES BACKWARDS ON HIS ASS AS STAN AND BOBBY TEND TO HIM!
Hawk takes the mike: “HAHAHAHA! Jim Cornette? Road Warriors ONE, Midnites ZERO-----AAAAWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!
The Road Warriors leave with bigmouth Jim Cornette left being tended to by his tag team and Paul E! Fans, that was great but I have a bad feeling the Midnites will seek revenge at WRESTLE ROCK!
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NON-TITLE MATCH
NIKITA KOLOFF w General Adnan DEF. SEAN WALTMAN
Nikita repeatedly clotheslines Sean who has to be taken out on a stretcher then he demands the mike! Adnan waves the hammer and sickle flag as Nikita addresses the fans!
Nikita: “BIG BUBBA THIS IS WHAT AWAITS YOU AT WRESTLE ROCK! You dare defy Nikita! I DESTROYED and ended Hulkamania! I ended career of Andre the Giant! And at Wrestle Rock I end your career before it start! At Wrestle Rock Nikita Koloff, Russian Nightmare, DECLARE FINAL SUPREMACY OVER WRESTLING WORLD!
Nikita flexes:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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Tony: “CHILLING WORDS from the AWF champion!
Eric: “And the scary thing is . . . HE CAN back up exactly what he says, but when we return I understand Ken Resnick is looking for VERNE GAGNE AND NIKITA’S CHALLENGER BIG BUBBA ROGERS, let’s take a break and see if we can make that happen!
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Ken Resnick is with VERNE GAGNE, who will mange Big Bubba Rogers at Wrestle Rock when he challenges Nikita Koloff for the AWF World title! Ken asks Verne about what he saw and where is Bubba?
Verne: “You don’t need to worry about where Bubba is Ken he is training his butt off, doing the work needed to make sure he is in tip top shape for his match at Wrestle Rock with Nikita Koloff so I am here to speak on his behalf. Nikita Koloff yes, you destroyed the myth that was Hulkamania. You ended Andre the Giants career. But this is a different wrestler. Big Bubba has no fear. Big Bubba feels no pain. And Big Bubba is a red-blooded American that will do anything to represent his country. Nikita Koloff you think you are going to declare some sort of dominance over the wrestling world, well let me tell Ya pal, you will have to go through my man Big Bubba he stood up to Paul E. Dangerously, Ken, and he won’t have any problem standing up to Nikita Koloff at Wrestle Rock, that I can tell you.
Ken: “An inspiring interview by former AWA champion Verne Gagne, he says Big Bubba is ready for Nikita Koloff in the main event at WRESTLE ROCK!
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NASTY BOYS DEF. KEN TIMBS + PIERRE CAREL OULETTE
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It’s time for the final installment of . . .THE WRESTLE ROCK RUMBLE!
Hercules Hernandez:
Ron Simmons I can’t wait to take this steel chain
And make you feel pain as I beat out your brain
All-American I can’t wait to watch you crumble
As Hercules does the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Jimmy Hart: “UH!
Ron Simmons:
Hercules Hernandez you are a muscle bound freak
This Sunday in Minneapolis I can’t wait to make you look weak
I’m going to use the chain match to make you a dumb bell
I’m All-American Ron Simmons just rappin at the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Chef Dino Bravo:
Z-Man I have the prefect recipe to make you a dinner
A recipe that will ensure you are loser and I am the winner!
You eat the wrong food from the Chef your stomach will grumble
Chef Dino Bravo will defeat the Z-Man as I do the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
Z-Man
Z-Man here and I heard that Chef Dino thinks he is a chef
Despite the bad reviews it appears he is deaf
He can’t cook steak, fish or even a truffle
Z-Man here doing the Wrestle Rock Rumble!
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Jimmy Hart is backstage with Ravishing Rick Rude and Ken Resnick, Jimmy is trying to calm down Rick to no avail:
Rude: “JAKE ROBERTS? YOU SEE THIS BAG? THIS CONTAINS ALESITER! I signed a deal to return this to you in return for a TV title match at Wrestle Rock. But you just got done interfering in my business and trust you me Jake Roberts I will bring Aleister to Wrestle Rock as promised for that TV title match . . . .and that . . . . IS A PROMISE, if you know what I mean . . HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WAIT! RUDE THROWS DOWN THE BAG, AND RUDE AND HART LAUGH AT IT AS ALISTER SLITHERS AROUND IN IT! WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN MIND!
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GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE DEF. JEFF GAYLORD
Tony: “He faces Tenyru at Wrestle Rock! See you in Minneapolis fans!
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Working on it now.