UWA FURY (3/26/89)
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“UWA FURY”
Taped March 13, 1989 at the Kibble Dome to air March 26, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see The Organization with Undisputed World Champion Michael Rotunda on their shoulders! Then, we see BADD Company holding the World Tag Team belts over their heads!! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Jimmy Valiant dancing and clapping his hands!! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Mil Mascaras hitting a flying bodypress! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
THATCHER: I’m here with wrestling great Magnum TA, my broadcast colleague! Magnum, last week was one of the wildest wrestling TV programs that I have ever been a part of!
MAGNUM: No doubt about that, Les! The situation between Al Perez and Tito Santana and what happened with Dustin Rhodes, his former partner Kendall Windham, and the legendary Blackjack Mulligan absolutely rocked the UWA! There’s a lot going on and SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE, coming up here on TNT, is gonna be an explosive situation!
THATCHER: We’ll hear from Dustin later this week! I’m not sure what he’s up to, but Al Perez and Baby Doll have requested to join me on Personality Profile! Boni?
We go to Boni Blackstone in the interview area….
BONI: I’ll have the entire card for SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE after our opening match! Let’s go to the ring!
Three capable wrestlers await their opponents. Then, the music plays…
Three of the most popular athletes in our sport arrive for a six man tag!
JUNKYARD DOG, MIL MASCARAS, & TITO SANTANA VS. JEFF SWORD, JOHNNY RODZ, & NIGHTMARE #2: One of the most unique trios ever comes together here on UWA FURY! The faces look unstoppable and Tito flattens Nightmare #2 and pins him to get the duke for his team.
VTR:
We see scenes from Seattle as pyrotechnics explode. We see scenes from the Mariners, Sonics, and Seahawks!
MARK LOWRANCE: Seattle is a big league city with big league action!
We see action highlights of UWA action!
LOWRANCE: On April 5th, exclusively on TNT, it’s a Super spectacular of big league wrestling action, live from Seattle! It’s the SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE! 8PM, April 5th, ONLY ON TNT!
BONI: SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE comes your way on April 5, here on TNT at 8 p.m at the Seattle Center Coliseum! It will be the greatest televised wrestling card ever presented! Here’s the entire card:
UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH:
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA© VS. JUMBO TSURUTA
UWA WORLD TAG TITLE MATCH:
BADD COMPANY © VS. THE FANTASTICS
UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
GENTLEMAN CHRIS ADAMS © VS. WINNER OF #1 CONTENDER’S TOURNAMENT
UWA TV TITLE MATCH:
KEVIN VON ERICH © VS. COWBOY BOB ORTON
AL PEREZ VS. TITO SANTANA
DUSTIN RHODES VS. KENDALL WINDHAM
BAD NEWS BROWN VS. JUNKYARD DOG
SCOTT HALL VS. BIG JOHN STUDD
SGT. SLAUGHTER & RANGER ROSS VS. BORIS ZHUKOV & NIKOLAI VOLKOFF
MIL MASCARAS VS. MOONDOG SPOT
AN ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE VACANT AMERICAN TITLE!
Boni: If you are in the Seattle area, there are a limited number of tickets still available. Call the number on your screen to order now!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: The UWA is red hot and one of the reason is these three men! Kerry, Kevin, & Lance-the Von Erichs! Kerry, you are a former World Champion. What are your goals in the UWA?
KERRY: I’m challenging every beltholder, except for my brother, of course! You know, I was NWA World Champion back in 1984. When I held that title, I traveled the world and defended the belt. During that tour, I beat Michael Rotunda and Jumbo Tsuruta! I’m challenging the winner of their match in Seattle! There’s also a title around here called the American Title! There was an American Title back in the old days of the NWA and World Class, too. Dad held it and all my brothers held it!It was like the Von Erich family title! I hear there’s gonna be a big announcement about that title and I promise you, the Von Erichs will be watching!
LANCE: Don’t forget the World Tag Team belts! I think that any two of us could win those!
KEVIN: Bob Orton, Jr., I’ve known you since I was a little kid! I don’t think I ever did like you! Somehow, you weaseled your way into a match for this title! I know you’ll do anything to win! You have the superplex and it is a great move! (shows clawhold) I have the Von Erich Iron Claw! I’d put it against any other finishing hold out there!
BONI: What are you doing out here?
Here’s Sir Oliver Humperdink, flanked by the Russians!
SOH: I don’t believe we’ve met! I am Sir Oliver Humperdink, leader of the House of Humperdink! I am looking to expand my empire and I’ve had my eye on you boys! I grew up as an admirer of Fritz & Waldo Von Erich! I see a lot of those genetics in you three! I am hee to invite you to join such amazing athletes as these two magnificent Soviet athletes in the House of Humperdink! I promise that you would be well compensated!
LANCE: You admired my Dad and Uncle Fritz, did you?
SOH: Boyhood heroes, I tell you!
KEVIN: Well, one thing they always warned us against was blood sucking leeches like you!
SOH: WHAT???
KERRY: Thanks, but no thanks!
Humperdink looks incredibly frustrated! The Von Erichs walk off and leavethe heels standing there!
BONI: First, Scott Hall! Tonight, the Von Erichs! You’re not having much luck with that expansion!
SOH: Boris & Nikolai are wrestling later tonight! What they do to their opponents are on your heads, you ignorant Texas goat ropers!
COMMERCIAL
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. HOLLYWOOD JOHN TATUM: Tatum is a vastly underrated wrestler and he uses evry dirty trick in the book against the former D.I. Slaughter fights back and shows a willingness to play dirty himself! After a tough battle, Sarge locks in the cobra clutch and gets a submission win.
BONI: Sgt. Slaughter joins me! Sarge, you & Ranger Ross….
SLAUGHTER: At ease, Boni! I’m afraid that I must report that Ranger Ross, an amazing athlete and a great American, was injured last week against Dean Malenko last week! He’s out of action for a month!
BONI: So, what happens with your tag team match against the Russians at SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE?
SLAUGHTER: A Marine never backs down from any Russians, no matter what the odds! If I have to go it alone, I’ll do it! From Bunker Hill to the Alamo to Vietnam, we’ve never been afraid to go to war outnumbered! I’ll take ’em on singlehanded, two on one! And I’ll win, too!
KERRY VON ERICH WALKS OUT!
KERRY: Sarge, I apologize for butting in, but I overheard what you were saying! I don’t know if you saw it, but Humperdink and his Commie Russians got in my face out here! If you need a partner, I’d be happy to offer my abilities to you! (offers hand)
Slaughter shakes Kerry’s hand!
SLAUGHTER: Modern Day Warrior, it would be an honor to have you by my side! Russians, look at this example of an All American athlete! Look at what the USA produces!
Kerry Von Erich flexes as Slaughter salutes!
BONI: These two will be a dream team! WOW!
COMMERCIAL
BORIS ZHUKOV & NIKOLAI VOLKOFF(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. CALYPSO JIM & CHRIS CARTER: The Soviets seem angry about the change in plans and take it out on their opponents! Boris & Nikolai keep Carter in for most of the bout and dish out a bunch of punishment. Volkoff finishes Carter off with an over the knee backbreaker. SOH applauds wildly at ringside for his team.
MAGNUM: Up next, we’ll have a rare 10 man tag team match!
COMMERCIALS
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA(W/MISSY HYATT), COWBOY BOB ORTON, RICK MARTEL, MAGNIFICENT MURACO, & STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS VS. TODD CHAMPION, CW BERGSTROM, DENNY BROWN, FRANKIE DEFALCO, & GEORGE SOUTH: The Organization makes a show of force here tonight. Champion has his moments, but, for the most part, the heels dominate! Dr. Death puts DeFalco away with the Oklahoma Stampede.
PERSONALITY PROFILE
LES: I’m not sure what he has planned, but Al Perez has asked for time here. Al Perez and Baby Doll have joined me at this time! What’s up, Al?
PEREZ: I grew up on the streets of Miami, Les Thatcher. It was tough! There were gangs and a lot of bad dudes! I stood alone! I never did join a gang! That was because I had a friend, a man who was like a brother to me! He stood by me and backed me up, no matter what! Now, he’s here! Tito Santana, you seem to have a problem with me! Now, you have a big problem! I want you to meet my main man….THE SOULTAKER!!!
SOULTAKER: The Soultaker is here, people! Nobody is gonna mess with my main man, Al Perez! We came up together and I’ll always have his back! Tito Santana, if you want a piece of Al, you gotta go through me, punk! Next week, meet me in this ring and I’ll kick your butt! I’ll break you in half! Your ***BLEEP*** is mine, Santana!
PEREZ: Tito, do you have the guts? Do you?
LES: I’ve never known Tito to back down from a challenge! We’ll try to get a response!
PEREZ: Santana, if this man gets his hands on you, you won’t even make it to Seattle!
COMMERCIAL
SCOTT HALL VS. MOONDOG REX(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): It seems like SOH has sent Rex after Hall to soften him up for Studd. Unfortunately for Humperdink, the plans don’t work out and Hall puts the Moondog away with the razor’s edge. Magnum says the sky is the limit for Hall.
BONI: I’m here with Dustin Rhodes. Dustin, last week, you were in no real condition for an interview. You’ve had a week to let it all sink in. What has happened with you and your Texas Broncos partner Kendall Windham and his father, Blackjack Mulligan?
DUSTIN: Boni, I really can’t explain. All I know is that Blackjack has always been one of my father’s best buddies. He gets here to the UWA and it’s like he’s out of control! Last week, he starts swinging a chair like a lunatic and he hit me upside the head! I’m not sure if it was an accident or not! Next thing I know, Mr. Watts is presenting me with a contract for Showdown against Kendall!
Uh oh! Blackjack and Kendall are out here!
BONI: We don’t need any trouble out here!
MULLIGAN: If this punk behaves himself, there ain’t gonna be no trouble!
DUSTIN: Man, what is your problem?
MULLIGAN: My problem is that my son, one of the hottest prospects in the sport of professional wrestling and one of the finest athletes in the country, has been wasting his time having to carry you! Kendall won them World Titles, you were just along for the ride! Kendall would tell you to meet him at 10:00 to leave to drive to a match. Here you’d come at noon, hung over and strung out! You’re no good, boy, plain and simple!
DUSTIN: I don’t have to take this crap!
MULLIGAN: TAKE THIS!
Mulligan slaps the taste out of Dustin’s mouth! Dustin’s fists are clinched and he’s about to go after Mulligan and Windham! All of a sudden, Kerry and Kevin Von Erich walk out and stand by Dustin’s side!
KERRY: OK, we don’t like these odds!
WINDHAM: Look at this! Three spoiled brats who’ve had everything handed to them!
MULLIGAN: Kerry and Kevin, if you have any sense, you’ll back off! I still have a score to settle with your old man for copying my clawhold! Listen to me, Rhodes! On April 5th, KW is gonna lay you out and show the world what he’s really all about! You Von Erich boys have already stuck your nose in Humperdink’s business tonight! You keep doing that and you’re liable to get yourselves hurt!
BONI: We’ll have to settle this later! We have a match in the ring!
BAD NEWS BROWN VS. CHEETAH KID: The high flying masked man uses his aerial style to keep Bad News off balance early on. It’s only a matter of time before Brown hits a ghetto blaster and gets the 1-2-3!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m here with Tito Santana. Tito, I’m sure you heard the challenge from Soultaker and Al Perez earlier…
TITO: He’s a big, tough looking guy! Everybody knows that I never back down from a challenge!You say that I have to go through you to get to Perez! I’ll go through anybody to get to Perez! I promised Baby Doll’s family that I would show her what you were about! Soultaker, you won’t keep me away from Perez! Next week, I’ll take you on, Soultaker! ARRIBA!!!
FINALS OF WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CONTENDER TOURNAMENT: DEAN MALENKO VS. SCOTTY THE BODY: Malenko actually wrestles a babyface match here this week or at least Scotty is working as an all out heel! Malenko ahs the edge most of the way, but Scotty gets the duke after hitting a DDT! What an upset by this upstart newcomer! Scotty will challenge Chris Adams for the belt here on TNT on April 5th!!!
LES: Magnum, Tito accepted Al Perez’s challenge and he says he’ll take on the massive Soultaker next week!
MAGNUM: It’s the last UWA FURY before SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE, so I’m sure everybody will be fired up!
LES: Join us next week!
Taped March 13, 1989 at the Kibble Dome to air March 26, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Les Thatcher & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see The Organization with Undisputed World Champion Michael Rotunda on their shoulders! Then, we see BADD Company holding the World Tag Team belts over their heads!! We see Missy Hyatt blowing a kiss! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Jimmy Valiant dancing and clapping his hands!! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! Tito Santana hitting a flying forearm! Mil Mascaras hitting a flying bodypress! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
THATCHER: I’m here with wrestling great Magnum TA, my broadcast colleague! Magnum, last week was one of the wildest wrestling TV programs that I have ever been a part of!
MAGNUM: No doubt about that, Les! The situation between Al Perez and Tito Santana and what happened with Dustin Rhodes, his former partner Kendall Windham, and the legendary Blackjack Mulligan absolutely rocked the UWA! There’s a lot going on and SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE, coming up here on TNT, is gonna be an explosive situation!
THATCHER: We’ll hear from Dustin later this week! I’m not sure what he’s up to, but Al Perez and Baby Doll have requested to join me on Personality Profile! Boni?
We go to Boni Blackstone in the interview area….
BONI: I’ll have the entire card for SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE after our opening match! Let’s go to the ring!
Three capable wrestlers await their opponents. Then, the music plays…
Three of the most popular athletes in our sport arrive for a six man tag!
JUNKYARD DOG, MIL MASCARAS, & TITO SANTANA VS. JEFF SWORD, JOHNNY RODZ, & NIGHTMARE #2: One of the most unique trios ever comes together here on UWA FURY! The faces look unstoppable and Tito flattens Nightmare #2 and pins him to get the duke for his team.
VTR:
We see scenes from Seattle as pyrotechnics explode. We see scenes from the Mariners, Sonics, and Seahawks!
MARK LOWRANCE: Seattle is a big league city with big league action!
We see action highlights of UWA action!
LOWRANCE: On April 5th, exclusively on TNT, it’s a Super spectacular of big league wrestling action, live from Seattle! It’s the SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE! 8PM, April 5th, ONLY ON TNT!
BONI: SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE comes your way on April 5, here on TNT at 8 p.m at the Seattle Center Coliseum! It will be the greatest televised wrestling card ever presented! Here’s the entire card:
UNDISPUTED WORLD TITLE MATCH:
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA© VS. JUMBO TSURUTA
UWA WORLD TAG TITLE MATCH:
BADD COMPANY © VS. THE FANTASTICS
UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:
GENTLEMAN CHRIS ADAMS © VS. WINNER OF #1 CONTENDER’S TOURNAMENT
UWA TV TITLE MATCH:
KEVIN VON ERICH © VS. COWBOY BOB ORTON
AL PEREZ VS. TITO SANTANA
DUSTIN RHODES VS. KENDALL WINDHAM
BAD NEWS BROWN VS. JUNKYARD DOG
SCOTT HALL VS. BIG JOHN STUDD
SGT. SLAUGHTER & RANGER ROSS VS. BORIS ZHUKOV & NIKOLAI VOLKOFF
MIL MASCARAS VS. MOONDOG SPOT
AN ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE VACANT AMERICAN TITLE!
Boni: If you are in the Seattle area, there are a limited number of tickets still available. Call the number on your screen to order now!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: The UWA is red hot and one of the reason is these three men! Kerry, Kevin, & Lance-the Von Erichs! Kerry, you are a former World Champion. What are your goals in the UWA?
KERRY: I’m challenging every beltholder, except for my brother, of course! You know, I was NWA World Champion back in 1984. When I held that title, I traveled the world and defended the belt. During that tour, I beat Michael Rotunda and Jumbo Tsuruta! I’m challenging the winner of their match in Seattle! There’s also a title around here called the American Title! There was an American Title back in the old days of the NWA and World Class, too. Dad held it and all my brothers held it!It was like the Von Erich family title! I hear there’s gonna be a big announcement about that title and I promise you, the Von Erichs will be watching!
LANCE: Don’t forget the World Tag Team belts! I think that any two of us could win those!
KEVIN: Bob Orton, Jr., I’ve known you since I was a little kid! I don’t think I ever did like you! Somehow, you weaseled your way into a match for this title! I know you’ll do anything to win! You have the superplex and it is a great move! (shows clawhold) I have the Von Erich Iron Claw! I’d put it against any other finishing hold out there!
BONI: What are you doing out here?
Here’s Sir Oliver Humperdink, flanked by the Russians!
SOH: I don’t believe we’ve met! I am Sir Oliver Humperdink, leader of the House of Humperdink! I am looking to expand my empire and I’ve had my eye on you boys! I grew up as an admirer of Fritz & Waldo Von Erich! I see a lot of those genetics in you three! I am hee to invite you to join such amazing athletes as these two magnificent Soviet athletes in the House of Humperdink! I promise that you would be well compensated!
LANCE: You admired my Dad and Uncle Fritz, did you?
SOH: Boyhood heroes, I tell you!
KEVIN: Well, one thing they always warned us against was blood sucking leeches like you!
SOH: WHAT???
KERRY: Thanks, but no thanks!
Humperdink looks incredibly frustrated! The Von Erichs walk off and leavethe heels standing there!
BONI: First, Scott Hall! Tonight, the Von Erichs! You’re not having much luck with that expansion!
SOH: Boris & Nikolai are wrestling later tonight! What they do to their opponents are on your heads, you ignorant Texas goat ropers!
COMMERCIAL
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. HOLLYWOOD JOHN TATUM: Tatum is a vastly underrated wrestler and he uses evry dirty trick in the book against the former D.I. Slaughter fights back and shows a willingness to play dirty himself! After a tough battle, Sarge locks in the cobra clutch and gets a submission win.
BONI: Sgt. Slaughter joins me! Sarge, you & Ranger Ross….
SLAUGHTER: At ease, Boni! I’m afraid that I must report that Ranger Ross, an amazing athlete and a great American, was injured last week against Dean Malenko last week! He’s out of action for a month!
BONI: So, what happens with your tag team match against the Russians at SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE?
SLAUGHTER: A Marine never backs down from any Russians, no matter what the odds! If I have to go it alone, I’ll do it! From Bunker Hill to the Alamo to Vietnam, we’ve never been afraid to go to war outnumbered! I’ll take ’em on singlehanded, two on one! And I’ll win, too!
KERRY VON ERICH WALKS OUT!
KERRY: Sarge, I apologize for butting in, but I overheard what you were saying! I don’t know if you saw it, but Humperdink and his Commie Russians got in my face out here! If you need a partner, I’d be happy to offer my abilities to you! (offers hand)
Slaughter shakes Kerry’s hand!
SLAUGHTER: Modern Day Warrior, it would be an honor to have you by my side! Russians, look at this example of an All American athlete! Look at what the USA produces!
Kerry Von Erich flexes as Slaughter salutes!
BONI: These two will be a dream team! WOW!
COMMERCIAL
BORIS ZHUKOV & NIKOLAI VOLKOFF(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. CALYPSO JIM & CHRIS CARTER: The Soviets seem angry about the change in plans and take it out on their opponents! Boris & Nikolai keep Carter in for most of the bout and dish out a bunch of punishment. Volkoff finishes Carter off with an over the knee backbreaker. SOH applauds wildly at ringside for his team.
MAGNUM: Up next, we’ll have a rare 10 man tag team match!
COMMERCIALS
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA(W/MISSY HYATT), COWBOY BOB ORTON, RICK MARTEL, MAGNIFICENT MURACO, & STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS VS. TODD CHAMPION, CW BERGSTROM, DENNY BROWN, FRANKIE DEFALCO, & GEORGE SOUTH: The Organization makes a show of force here tonight. Champion has his moments, but, for the most part, the heels dominate! Dr. Death puts DeFalco away with the Oklahoma Stampede.
PERSONALITY PROFILE
LES: I’m not sure what he has planned, but Al Perez has asked for time here. Al Perez and Baby Doll have joined me at this time! What’s up, Al?
PEREZ: I grew up on the streets of Miami, Les Thatcher. It was tough! There were gangs and a lot of bad dudes! I stood alone! I never did join a gang! That was because I had a friend, a man who was like a brother to me! He stood by me and backed me up, no matter what! Now, he’s here! Tito Santana, you seem to have a problem with me! Now, you have a big problem! I want you to meet my main man….THE SOULTAKER!!!
SOULTAKER: The Soultaker is here, people! Nobody is gonna mess with my main man, Al Perez! We came up together and I’ll always have his back! Tito Santana, if you want a piece of Al, you gotta go through me, punk! Next week, meet me in this ring and I’ll kick your butt! I’ll break you in half! Your ***BLEEP*** is mine, Santana!
PEREZ: Tito, do you have the guts? Do you?
LES: I’ve never known Tito to back down from a challenge! We’ll try to get a response!
PEREZ: Santana, if this man gets his hands on you, you won’t even make it to Seattle!
COMMERCIAL
SCOTT HALL VS. MOONDOG REX(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): It seems like SOH has sent Rex after Hall to soften him up for Studd. Unfortunately for Humperdink, the plans don’t work out and Hall puts the Moondog away with the razor’s edge. Magnum says the sky is the limit for Hall.
BONI: I’m here with Dustin Rhodes. Dustin, last week, you were in no real condition for an interview. You’ve had a week to let it all sink in. What has happened with you and your Texas Broncos partner Kendall Windham and his father, Blackjack Mulligan?
DUSTIN: Boni, I really can’t explain. All I know is that Blackjack has always been one of my father’s best buddies. He gets here to the UWA and it’s like he’s out of control! Last week, he starts swinging a chair like a lunatic and he hit me upside the head! I’m not sure if it was an accident or not! Next thing I know, Mr. Watts is presenting me with a contract for Showdown against Kendall!
Uh oh! Blackjack and Kendall are out here!
BONI: We don’t need any trouble out here!
MULLIGAN: If this punk behaves himself, there ain’t gonna be no trouble!
DUSTIN: Man, what is your problem?
MULLIGAN: My problem is that my son, one of the hottest prospects in the sport of professional wrestling and one of the finest athletes in the country, has been wasting his time having to carry you! Kendall won them World Titles, you were just along for the ride! Kendall would tell you to meet him at 10:00 to leave to drive to a match. Here you’d come at noon, hung over and strung out! You’re no good, boy, plain and simple!
DUSTIN: I don’t have to take this crap!
MULLIGAN: TAKE THIS!
Mulligan slaps the taste out of Dustin’s mouth! Dustin’s fists are clinched and he’s about to go after Mulligan and Windham! All of a sudden, Kerry and Kevin Von Erich walk out and stand by Dustin’s side!
KERRY: OK, we don’t like these odds!
WINDHAM: Look at this! Three spoiled brats who’ve had everything handed to them!
MULLIGAN: Kerry and Kevin, if you have any sense, you’ll back off! I still have a score to settle with your old man for copying my clawhold! Listen to me, Rhodes! On April 5th, KW is gonna lay you out and show the world what he’s really all about! You Von Erich boys have already stuck your nose in Humperdink’s business tonight! You keep doing that and you’re liable to get yourselves hurt!
BONI: We’ll have to settle this later! We have a match in the ring!
BAD NEWS BROWN VS. CHEETAH KID: The high flying masked man uses his aerial style to keep Bad News off balance early on. It’s only a matter of time before Brown hits a ghetto blaster and gets the 1-2-3!
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m here with Tito Santana. Tito, I’m sure you heard the challenge from Soultaker and Al Perez earlier…
TITO: He’s a big, tough looking guy! Everybody knows that I never back down from a challenge!You say that I have to go through you to get to Perez! I’ll go through anybody to get to Perez! I promised Baby Doll’s family that I would show her what you were about! Soultaker, you won’t keep me away from Perez! Next week, I’ll take you on, Soultaker! ARRIBA!!!
FINALS OF WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CONTENDER TOURNAMENT: DEAN MALENKO VS. SCOTTY THE BODY: Malenko actually wrestles a babyface match here this week or at least Scotty is working as an all out heel! Malenko ahs the edge most of the way, but Scotty gets the duke after hitting a DDT! What an upset by this upstart newcomer! Scotty will challenge Chris Adams for the belt here on TNT on April 5th!!!
LES: Magnum, Tito accepted Al Perez’s challenge and he says he’ll take on the massive Soultaker next week!
MAGNUM: It’s the last UWA FURY before SHOWDOWN IN SEATTLE, so I’m sure everybody will be fired up!
LES: Join us next week!
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