AWF Monday Night Wrestling 3/20/89: AN AWA LEGEND RETURNS
Mar 23, 2023 3:47:07 GMT
Post by topo on Mar 23, 2023 3:47:07 GMT
American Wrestling Federation
MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING
3/20/89
ESPN 8-9pm Monday night
Tapped 3/6/89 in Sacramento, CA
Slightly repackaged version used for syndication upcoming weekend.
Promoter: Topo
Headquarters: Chicago, IL
President: Baron Von Rashcke
Play by Play: Tony Schiavone, Eric Bischoff and Paul E. Dangerously
Interviews: Ken Resnick
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Cappetta
Referees: Randy Anderson, Tommy Young, Danny Davis
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Tony: “WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING only RIGHT HERE on ESPN FROM SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA! We are just a few days from FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES from Cincinnati, and weeks from WRESTLE ROCK! This week, we will see Z-Man,the Nasty Boys and Ravishing Rick Rude in action and in our main event: GREG VALENTINE WILL WRESTLE TENYRU for the right to wrestle Big Bubba Rogers at Friday Night at the Matches: the winner of THAT match---faces Nikita Koloff for the AWF World title at WRESTLE ROCK!
Eric: “Tony the Road Warriors, Nikita Koloff, Hercules Hernandez, Jake Roberts, Ron Simmons, Sid Vicious and Ultimate Warrior will all have comments!
Paul: “AAAAAND on the Danger Zone, once and for all, I will have Big Bubba Rogers STRAIGHTENED OUT, and if he faces Valentine . . . HE WILL SHAKE HANDS WITH THE CRIPPLER AND DO THE RIGHT THING FRIDAY NIGHT IN CINCINNATI!
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POWERS OF PAIN w/Sherri Martel de. BRICK BRONSKY + RICK PATTERSON
Paul: “Those men will challenge Road Warriors for the AWF tag team titles this Friday night in Cincinnati, lets now go to Ken Resnick who is LIVE with the champions!
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Paul Ellering: “Texas Tornado match this Friday night in Cincinnati, Powers of Pain. You think this match gives YOU two an advantage? Do you know how many bars these men have cleaned out, ON THEIR OWN? Now you have two of them in the ring at the same time? Powers of Pain I don’t like your odds, Mac, tell ‘ em Animal!
Animal: “In just four days Warlord and Barbarian you will shortly find out how over in your heads you are! The Texas Tornado match is when all four tag team members are in the ring at the same time and when you think about this it all boils down to plain old fashioned in the ring street fight and that is what we specialize at! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and The Road Warriors will move on to a new opponent! Right, Hawk?
Hawk: “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL? It seems fellas, that you have bit off more than you can chew! Theres no tags so when I wanna walk across the ring and bash YOUR head in Warlord, I can do it any time I please! And Animal? If he doesn’t like the look on your kisser, Barbarian he can walk over and punch you in the face, and there’s nuthin’ the referee can do about it because its TEXAS TORNADO RULES, which is prefect for us, because the Legion of Doom SNACKS ON DANGER AND DINES ON DEATH . . . . AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!!!!!
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WRESTLE ROCK/FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES CONTROL CENTER with Ken Resnick
THE AWF proudly presents
WRESTLE ROCK
LIVE ON PPV AND CLOSED CIRCUIT
Sunday, April 16 at 5pm EST, 4PM CST from
THE METRODOME, MINNEAPOLIS, MN
MAIN EVENT
AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKITA KOLOFF w/General Adnan v WINNER OF ROAD TO WRESTLE ROCK TOURNAMENT
TED DIBIASE + CURT HENNIG w/Nick Bockwinkel v SID VICIOUS + THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
BOTH THE AWF WORLD TAG TEAM AND WORLD TV TITLES WILL BE ON THE LINE
Just added:
Z-MAN V CHEF DINO BRAVO w/Jimmy Hart
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES
LIVE ON ESPN 8-10PM EST
FRIDAY MARCH 24, 1989
FROM CINCINNATI
MAIN EVENT
AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKITA KOLOFF w/General Adnan v JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS
AWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TEXAS TORNADO RULES
THE ROAD WARRIORS w/Paul Ellering v POWERS OF PAIN w/Sherri Martel
GRUDGE MATCH
RON SIMMONS V HERCULES HERNANDEZ
SID VICIOUS + ULTIMATE WARRIOR V “CHEF” DINO BRAVO + “THE LETHAL WEAPON” LARRY CAMERON w/Jimmy Hart
THE DANGER ZONE with VERNE GAGNE!
THE MIDNITE EXPRESS w/Jim Cornette in action!
THE Z-MAN IN ACTION
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THE Z-MAN TOM ZENK def. RIPPER SAVAGE
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Ken Resnick joins AWF World Heavyweight Champion NIKITA KOLOFF w/ manager General Adnan!
Ken: “We are here with the world champion, Nikita Koloff we are down to three challengers for your belt, who do you predict will face you at Wrestle Rock: Genichiro Tenyru of Japan, Greg Valentine or Big Bubba Rogers???
Adnan: “HALALHALALHALALLLL!!!
Nikita: “CHASHKAKAH KEN RESNICK! It does not matter to Russian Nightmare who he face at this Wrestler Rock! I DO SAY, all three opponents impressive! Tenyru, worshiped 2 time Sumo champion in Japan! Big Bubba big, big man. And Greg Valentine a wrestling legend in sport for over 20 years. But at end of day, I am only man to end Hulkamania, and body slam and defeat Andre the Giant! So while Nikita keep an eye out for all three opponents, with proper training and execution, there is no doubt Nikita Koloff walks out of Wrestle Rock with third biggest win in wrestling history!
Nikita poses:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
WINNER FACES BIG BUBBA ROGERS AT FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES
GENICHIRO TENYRU V GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE w/Jimmy Hart
The men lock up and look at Tenyru, the former Sumo superstar throws Valentine around the ring, Valentine replies with leg strikes and takes the big man to the mat, but Tenyru gets out and forces near pinfall over near pinfall on Valentine what a great match! Tenyru has Valentine down, goes off the ropes to deliver a splash, but NO! Jimmy Hart grabs his foot, Tenyru goes to argue with Hart, Hart runs away and an enraged Tenyru chases the meddling manager at ringside only for Valentine to leave the ring, hide behind a corner, and NAIL HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE, then post him, throws him in the ring, and covers Tenyru:
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TENYRU KICKS OUT! Valentine can’t believe it, and argues with the ref but this allows Tenyru to get behind Valentine, a shot in the back, down goes down Valentine, Tenyru jumps back down the ref sees the cover and counts:
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NO NOT LIKE THIS!
THREE!!!
Valentine pins Tenyru, 10:11 in a total rip-off and fans this Friday night it will be Valentine versus Bug Bubba Rogers for the right to wrestle Nikita Koloff, but who will cheat first? Jimmy Hart or Paul E. Dangerously?
A VERY interesting Danger Zone is next!
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THE DANGER ZONE w/Paul E. Dangerously w/Big Bubba Rogers
Paul: “I’m Paul E. Dangerously and YOU’RE NOT! Allow me, ladies, and gentlemen, to be the first to congratulate this man, and his manager, on their big win we just saw moments ago, GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE AND JIMMY HART!
Greg: “Tenyru, you are a very talented wrestler and a hero in Japan, but tonight on Monday Night at the Matches you just got beat by the better man, FAIR AND SQUARE!!
Paul: “That’s right Crippler and what a great win and what a great representative for America you will be should you beat MY MAN, Big Bubba Rogers here, Friday night and challenge Nikita Koloff for the world title at Wrestle Rock!
Paul: “Now, Bubba? There’s A LOT riding on Friday Night, . . . . . .IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, so shake Mr. Valentine’s hand, and do the right thing!
Bubba just stares! Valentine shrugs his shoulders at Hart.
Paul: “Bubba, need we review this AGAIN? Not only have I been providing financial support for you mother in the hospital, but from what I understand, she is scheduled to go into treatment NEXT WEEKEND!
Tony: “This . . .. this is sick. What a sad man Paul E. Dangerously is.
Paul: “I have right here a check for . . . $150,000! $150,000 which will fully pay for her treatment! Depending on what happens THIS FRIDAY NIGHT Bubba Rogers . . . . . I will sign this or rip it up! You do care about your mother don’t you?
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“SO SHAKE THIS MANS HAND!!!!
Even Greg Valentine seems to have a confused conversation with Jimmy Hart, perhaps this has gone too far, but at Jimmy’s insistence, he reaches out his hand!
Bubba takes off his sunglasses, and seems glassy eyed!
He reaches out his hand . . . .
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THEY ARE GOING TO SHAKE ON WHAT SEEMS LIKE A DIRTY DEAL!
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NO! BUBBA WALKS AWAY AGAIN, AS VALENTINE THROWS A TEMPER TANTRUM!
Paul: “DON’T DO THIS BUBBA! DON’T WALK AWAY! YOU’LL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Eric: “ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT IN THINK WE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!
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Gary Michael Cappetta: “Ladies and gentlemen, now joining Tony Schiavone and Eric Bischoff for commentary . . . .
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“AWA CHAMPIONSHIP LEGEND, VERNE GAGNE!
Here comes Gagne, in a sports jacket and baseball hat, and surprises Tony and Eric on commentary!
Tony: “Mr. Gagne, sit, what an unexpected honor!
Eric: “Can I get you some coffee, sir? Hahahaha!
Verne: “Eric, so great to see you, and yes you can ha-ha, and Tony, I have been very impressed with your mike work but let me get right down to business. What we just saw was disgusting, a disgrace, and I hope a video recording of this program makes it Big Bubba, because here is what I want to say to this young man: you have the skills to make it to the very top of this business, don’t let Paul E. Dangerously bully you, wait until Friday night when I am on the Danger Zone and here what I HAVE TO SAY before making any decisions!
Tony: “WOW, that is intriguing Verne Gagne I hope you will stick with us through this next match!
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THE NASTY BOYS DEF. MR. SATO + MIKE STARK
Verne: “I know these boys very well: I TRAINED THEM, and can assure other tag teems here I trained including the Road Warriors and Powers of Pain, if you are not on top of your game, these men will be AWF World Tag Team Champions. But once again, let me assure Big Bubba Rogers: hear what I have to say this Friday Night, and you might not need to make any decisions you will regret for the rest of your career, or life!
Verne leaves!
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Paul joins the broadcast team as Vince Apollo is in the ring.
Paul: “WHAT DID THAT OLD FOSSIL VERNE GAGNE HAVE TO SAY?
Tony: “You will find out Friday night Paul, you invited him to the Danger Zone!
Eric: “And once again, Paul, you are up here, and not managing your man at ringside!
Paul: “WHO IS THAT?
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Paul: “Oh, dammit.
ITS RAVISHING RICK RUDE, who enters the ring and demands the mike:
“What I want to have happen right now is for all of you Sacramento Sad Sacks to stand up, pay attention as I show you’re bored, overweight housewives and girlfriends what a REAL MAN looks like, HIT MY MUSIC!
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RICK RUDE DEF. VINCE APOLLO
Tony: “SEE YOU AT FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES FROM CINCINNATI FANS!
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M OPEN
T OPEN
W OPEN
H LAS VEGAS
F SALT LAKE CITY
Sa SACRAMENTO (A), SAN FRANCISCO (N)
Su COLORADO SPRINGS (A), DENVER (N)
WEEK 2 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W SYRACUSE
H ROCHESTER
F BUFFALO
Sa ERIE (A) , CLEVELAND (N)
Su PITTSBURGH
WEEK 3 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W COLUMBUS
H GRAND RAPIDS
F CINCINNATI
Sa TOLEDO (A), DETROIT (N)
Su DAYTON (A), INDIANAPOLIS (N)
WEEK 4 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W WINNIPEG
H OPEN
F MILWAUKEE
Sa CHICAGO
Su MINNEAPOLIS
WEEK 5 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W OPEN
H OPEN
F OPEN
Sa OPEN
Su OPEN
MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING
3/20/89
ESPN 8-9pm Monday night
Tapped 3/6/89 in Sacramento, CA
Slightly repackaged version used for syndication upcoming weekend.
Promoter: Topo
Headquarters: Chicago, IL
President: Baron Von Rashcke
Play by Play: Tony Schiavone, Eric Bischoff and Paul E. Dangerously
Interviews: Ken Resnick
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Cappetta
Referees: Randy Anderson, Tommy Young, Danny Davis
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Tony: “WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT WRESTLING only RIGHT HERE on ESPN FROM SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA! We are just a few days from FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES from Cincinnati, and weeks from WRESTLE ROCK! This week, we will see Z-Man,the Nasty Boys and Ravishing Rick Rude in action and in our main event: GREG VALENTINE WILL WRESTLE TENYRU for the right to wrestle Big Bubba Rogers at Friday Night at the Matches: the winner of THAT match---faces Nikita Koloff for the AWF World title at WRESTLE ROCK!
Eric: “Tony the Road Warriors, Nikita Koloff, Hercules Hernandez, Jake Roberts, Ron Simmons, Sid Vicious and Ultimate Warrior will all have comments!
Paul: “AAAAAND on the Danger Zone, once and for all, I will have Big Bubba Rogers STRAIGHTENED OUT, and if he faces Valentine . . . HE WILL SHAKE HANDS WITH THE CRIPPLER AND DO THE RIGHT THING FRIDAY NIGHT IN CINCINNATI!
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POWERS OF PAIN w/Sherri Martel de. BRICK BRONSKY + RICK PATTERSON
Paul: “Those men will challenge Road Warriors for the AWF tag team titles this Friday night in Cincinnati, lets now go to Ken Resnick who is LIVE with the champions!
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Paul Ellering: “Texas Tornado match this Friday night in Cincinnati, Powers of Pain. You think this match gives YOU two an advantage? Do you know how many bars these men have cleaned out, ON THEIR OWN? Now you have two of them in the ring at the same time? Powers of Pain I don’t like your odds, Mac, tell ‘ em Animal!
Animal: “In just four days Warlord and Barbarian you will shortly find out how over in your heads you are! The Texas Tornado match is when all four tag team members are in the ring at the same time and when you think about this it all boils down to plain old fashioned in the ring street fight and that is what we specialize at! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and The Road Warriors will move on to a new opponent! Right, Hawk?
Hawk: “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL? It seems fellas, that you have bit off more than you can chew! Theres no tags so when I wanna walk across the ring and bash YOUR head in Warlord, I can do it any time I please! And Animal? If he doesn’t like the look on your kisser, Barbarian he can walk over and punch you in the face, and there’s nuthin’ the referee can do about it because its TEXAS TORNADO RULES, which is prefect for us, because the Legion of Doom SNACKS ON DANGER AND DINES ON DEATH . . . . AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!!!!!
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WRESTLE ROCK/FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES CONTROL CENTER with Ken Resnick
THE AWF proudly presents
WRESTLE ROCK
LIVE ON PPV AND CLOSED CIRCUIT
Sunday, April 16 at 5pm EST, 4PM CST from
THE METRODOME, MINNEAPOLIS, MN
MAIN EVENT
AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKITA KOLOFF w/General Adnan v WINNER OF ROAD TO WRESTLE ROCK TOURNAMENT
TED DIBIASE + CURT HENNIG w/Nick Bockwinkel v SID VICIOUS + THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
BOTH THE AWF WORLD TAG TEAM AND WORLD TV TITLES WILL BE ON THE LINE
Just added:
Z-MAN V CHEF DINO BRAVO w/Jimmy Hart
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES
LIVE ON ESPN 8-10PM EST
FRIDAY MARCH 24, 1989
FROM CINCINNATI
MAIN EVENT
AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
NIKITA KOLOFF w/General Adnan v JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS
FINAL OF THE ROAD TO WRESTLE ROCK TOURNAMENT TO FACE THE AWF CHAMPION AT WRESTLE ROCK:
BIG BUBBA ROGERS V GREG VALENTINE OR GENICHIRO TENYRU
AWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TEXAS TORNADO RULES
THE ROAD WARRIORS w/Paul Ellering v POWERS OF PAIN w/Sherri Martel
GRUDGE MATCH
RON SIMMONS V HERCULES HERNANDEZ
SID VICIOUS + ULTIMATE WARRIOR V “CHEF” DINO BRAVO + “THE LETHAL WEAPON” LARRY CAMERON w/Jimmy Hart
THE DANGER ZONE with VERNE GAGNE!
THE MIDNITE EXPRESS w/Jim Cornette in action!
THE Z-MAN IN ACTION
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THE Z-MAN TOM ZENK def. RIPPER SAVAGE
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Ken Resnick joins AWF World Heavyweight Champion NIKITA KOLOFF w/ manager General Adnan!
Ken: “We are here with the world champion, Nikita Koloff we are down to three challengers for your belt, who do you predict will face you at Wrestle Rock: Genichiro Tenyru of Japan, Greg Valentine or Big Bubba Rogers???
Adnan: “HALALHALALHALALLLL!!!
Nikita: “CHASHKAKAH KEN RESNICK! It does not matter to Russian Nightmare who he face at this Wrestler Rock! I DO SAY, all three opponents impressive! Tenyru, worshiped 2 time Sumo champion in Japan! Big Bubba big, big man. And Greg Valentine a wrestling legend in sport for over 20 years. But at end of day, I am only man to end Hulkamania, and body slam and defeat Andre the Giant! So while Nikita keep an eye out for all three opponents, with proper training and execution, there is no doubt Nikita Koloff walks out of Wrestle Rock with third biggest win in wrestling history!
Nikita poses:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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AWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
WINNER FACES BIG BUBBA ROGERS AT FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES
GENICHIRO TENYRU V GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE w/Jimmy Hart
The men lock up and look at Tenyru, the former Sumo superstar throws Valentine around the ring, Valentine replies with leg strikes and takes the big man to the mat, but Tenyru gets out and forces near pinfall over near pinfall on Valentine what a great match! Tenyru has Valentine down, goes off the ropes to deliver a splash, but NO! Jimmy Hart grabs his foot, Tenyru goes to argue with Hart, Hart runs away and an enraged Tenyru chases the meddling manager at ringside only for Valentine to leave the ring, hide behind a corner, and NAIL HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE, then post him, throws him in the ring, and covers Tenyru:
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TENYRU KICKS OUT! Valentine can’t believe it, and argues with the ref but this allows Tenyru to get behind Valentine, a shot in the back, down goes down Valentine, Tenyru jumps back down the ref sees the cover and counts:
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HART PLACES VALENTINES FOOT ON THE ROPES, THE REF SEES IT, THE COUNT IS BROKEN! Tenyru argues with the ref, Hart throws the megaphone to Valentine, Hart jumps to the ring apron and distracts the ref, KAPOW! Valentine with the megaphone, throws it out, covers Tenyru, Hart jumps down, the ref turns and sees the cover:
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NO NOT LIKE THIS!
THREE!!!
Valentine pins Tenyru, 10:11 in a total rip-off and fans this Friday night it will be Valentine versus Bug Bubba Rogers for the right to wrestle Nikita Koloff, but who will cheat first? Jimmy Hart or Paul E. Dangerously?
A VERY interesting Danger Zone is next!
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THE DANGER ZONE w/Paul E. Dangerously w/Big Bubba Rogers
Paul: “I’m Paul E. Dangerously and YOU’RE NOT! Allow me, ladies, and gentlemen, to be the first to congratulate this man, and his manager, on their big win we just saw moments ago, GREG “THE CRIPPLER” VALENTINE AND JIMMY HART!
Greg: “Tenyru, you are a very talented wrestler and a hero in Japan, but tonight on Monday Night at the Matches you just got beat by the better man, FAIR AND SQUARE!!
Paul: “That’s right Crippler and what a great win and what a great representative for America you will be should you beat MY MAN, Big Bubba Rogers here, Friday night and challenge Nikita Koloff for the world title at Wrestle Rock!
Paul: “Now, Bubba? There’s A LOT riding on Friday Night, . . . . . .IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, so shake Mr. Valentine’s hand, and do the right thing!
Bubba just stares! Valentine shrugs his shoulders at Hart.
Paul: “Bubba, need we review this AGAIN? Not only have I been providing financial support for you mother in the hospital, but from what I understand, she is scheduled to go into treatment NEXT WEEKEND!
Tony: “This . . .. this is sick. What a sad man Paul E. Dangerously is.
Paul: “I have right here a check for . . . $150,000! $150,000 which will fully pay for her treatment! Depending on what happens THIS FRIDAY NIGHT Bubba Rogers . . . . . I will sign this or rip it up! You do care about your mother don’t you?
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“SO SHAKE THIS MANS HAND!!!!
Even Greg Valentine seems to have a confused conversation with Jimmy Hart, perhaps this has gone too far, but at Jimmy’s insistence, he reaches out his hand!
Bubba takes off his sunglasses, and seems glassy eyed!
He reaches out his hand . . . .
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THEY ARE GOING TO SHAKE ON WHAT SEEMS LIKE A DIRTY DEAL!
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NO! BUBBA WALKS AWAY AGAIN, AS VALENTINE THROWS A TEMPER TANTRUM!
Paul: “DON’T DO THIS BUBBA! DON’T WALK AWAY! YOU’LL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Eric: “ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT IN THINK WE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!
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Gary Michael Cappetta: “Ladies and gentlemen, now joining Tony Schiavone and Eric Bischoff for commentary . . . .
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“AWA CHAMPIONSHIP LEGEND, VERNE GAGNE!
Here comes Gagne, in a sports jacket and baseball hat, and surprises Tony and Eric on commentary!
Tony: “Mr. Gagne, sit, what an unexpected honor!
Eric: “Can I get you some coffee, sir? Hahahaha!
Verne: “Eric, so great to see you, and yes you can ha-ha, and Tony, I have been very impressed with your mike work but let me get right down to business. What we just saw was disgusting, a disgrace, and I hope a video recording of this program makes it Big Bubba, because here is what I want to say to this young man: you have the skills to make it to the very top of this business, don’t let Paul E. Dangerously bully you, wait until Friday night when I am on the Danger Zone and here what I HAVE TO SAY before making any decisions!
Tony: “WOW, that is intriguing Verne Gagne I hope you will stick with us through this next match!
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THE NASTY BOYS DEF. MR. SATO + MIKE STARK
Verne: “I know these boys very well: I TRAINED THEM, and can assure other tag teems here I trained including the Road Warriors and Powers of Pain, if you are not on top of your game, these men will be AWF World Tag Team Champions. But once again, let me assure Big Bubba Rogers: hear what I have to say this Friday Night, and you might not need to make any decisions you will regret for the rest of your career, or life!
Verne leaves!
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Paul joins the broadcast team as Vince Apollo is in the ring.
Paul: “WHAT DID THAT OLD FOSSIL VERNE GAGNE HAVE TO SAY?
Tony: “You will find out Friday night Paul, you invited him to the Danger Zone!
Eric: “And once again, Paul, you are up here, and not managing your man at ringside!
Paul: “WHO IS THAT?
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Paul: “Oh, dammit.
ITS RAVISHING RICK RUDE, who enters the ring and demands the mike:
“What I want to have happen right now is for all of you Sacramento Sad Sacks to stand up, pay attention as I show you’re bored, overweight housewives and girlfriends what a REAL MAN looks like, HIT MY MUSIC!
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RICK RUDE DEF. VINCE APOLLO
Tony: “SEE YOU AT FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MATCHES FROM CINCINNATI FANS!
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M OPEN
T OPEN
W OPEN
H LAS VEGAS
F SALT LAKE CITY
Sa SACRAMENTO (A), SAN FRANCISCO (N)
Su COLORADO SPRINGS (A), DENVER (N)
WEEK 2 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W SYRACUSE
H ROCHESTER
F BUFFALO
Sa ERIE (A) , CLEVELAND (N)
Su PITTSBURGH
WEEK 3 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W COLUMBUS
H GRAND RAPIDS
F CINCINNATI
Sa TOLEDO (A), DETROIT (N)
Su DAYTON (A), INDIANAPOLIS (N)
WEEK 4 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W WINNIPEG
H OPEN
F MILWAUKEE
Sa CHICAGO
Su MINNEAPOLIS
WEEK 5 OF THE MONTH
M OPEN
T OPEN
W OPEN
H OPEN
F OPEN
Sa OPEN
Su OPEN
Working on it now.