WWF RAW 1/16/93! THE DIAMOND UNION DEBUTS! NASTIES DEFEND!
Feb 21, 2023 3:33:03 GMT
Post by Kimmel on Feb 21, 2023 3:33:03 GMT
EPISDOE 3
JANUARY 16, 1993
MANHATTAN CENTER, NEW YORK, NEW YORK
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK!!!!!
Cold open at the outside of the Manhattan Center as…….
A LIMO PULLS UP?
?The driver quickly gets out and opens the back door and out steps
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DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Diamond Dallas Page: It’s me, it’s me, it’s D….D….P here on Monday Night Raw!!!!! But I told you I wasn’t coming alone, and I didn’t. Please welcome the man who I will lead to the Royal Rumble and who will win it all and then take the WWF Title at Wrestlemania IX, he is the Master and the Ruler of the World
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HE IS SID VICIOUS!!!!!
SID STEPS OUT OF THE LIMO!!!!
Sid Vicious: DON’T ADJUST YOUR VIDEO DIAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! !!! THE MASTER AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD IS BACK!! AND NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!!!!
Diamond Dallas Page: And baby, I’m just getting started, tonight WE take OVER!!!!!
Vince McMahon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura are at ringside!!!!!!
Vince: I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it with my own two eyes Jesse!!!! Sid is BACK in the World Wrestling Federation!!!!
Jesse: And that is bad new for anyone in the Royal Rumble!!! Last year, Sid was the runner up and we all know he could have won it!!!!!
Vince: Nevertheless Jesse, Sid will have to compete with me like Mr. Perfect and Macho Man so I wouldn’t hand it over to him just yet!!!!! And that’s just the tip of the Iceberg of all the things we have tonight on MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!! The Natural Disasters explode when Typhoon and Earthquake hook it up!!!!!! The Headshrinkers are challenging the Nasty Boys for the World Tag Team Titles!!!! The Macho Man is here!!! Razor Ramon is here!!!! The WWF Champion is here!!!!! (Music hits) And now here comes Yokozuna and The Great Muta to kick everything off!!!
Mr. Fuji leads Yokozuna and The Great Muta into the ring!!! Jesse and Vince talk about how no one has seen hide nor hair of the Undertaker since Muta attacked him on the first Raw!! As they are talking about it a replay is shown of Muta spewing poison mist in Taker’s face. Yokozuna climbs in the ring and is presented flowers as Muta acts erratic around the ring before rolling in, pulling off the mask and spewing a red mist in the air!!!
Hacksaw Jim Duggan carrying a 2x4 and a giant American flag and Sgt. Slaughter also carrying a giant American Flag come out!!!!!
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Nothing pretty about this one as it is a complete and utter brawl, Duggan and Slaughter try as they might as unable to knock Yokozuna off his feet. Muta flies around the ring at a lightning pace that surprises even McMahon and Ventura. Duggan and Yoko end up brawling on the floor late in the match when Muta is left in the ring with Slaughter. The former WWF Champion tries to lock the Cobra Clutch onto Muta but Muta slips out of it and blasts Slaughter with a round house!!! He then whips Slaughter into the corner and connects with a handspring back elbow!!! Slaughter collapses to the mat as Muta scales the ropes and hits a moonsault!!! Muta covers and gets the three count and win for his team!!!!
WINNERS: YOKOZUNA & GREAT MUTA W/MR. FUJI
Yokozuna and Duggan are still fighting on the floor when Muta gets to his feet, he starts to run the ropes when.
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THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE MANHATTAN CENTER!!!!!!!!
THEY COME BACK ON
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AND THE UNDERTAKER IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE GREAT MUTA IN THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!
MUTA RUSHES TAKER!!!!! TAKER GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!!!! TAKER GOES FOR A CHOKESLAM BUT MUTA SLIPS OUT!!!!! MUTA AND TAKER START BRAWLING!!!!!!! YOKO AND DUGGAN ARE GOING AT IT ON THE FLOOR WHILE MUTA AND TAKER BRAWL IN THE RING!!!!!!
OFFICALS RUSH OUT AS VINCE YELLS THAT THINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL HERE ON RAW AND SEND US TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!
Vince: We are back here on Raw, let’s get some words for the Undertaker and Paul Bearer who are standing by!!!!
Paul Bearer: mmmm Greeat Muutaaa!!! You made a very big mistake attacking my Undertaker, oh yes!!!!!! And now you will learn what is like for DEATH to stalk you!!!! OOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!
The Undertaker: Master Fuji you have brought the Great Muta to the gates of hell to spit in the devil’s face. Great Muta, at the Royal Rumble you like 28 other souls will be reaped, but unlike those other 28 Great Muta you will never REST IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince: The Undertaker is ready for The Royal Rumble, another man who is ready for the Royal Rumble is former two time WWF Champion “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, let’s take a special look at the Macho Man!!!
(BOOKERS NOTE: You have to watch how horrible that video is, as much as I want to not do what WWF did in early 90 because stuff like Friar Furgeson and some of the horrible gimmicks and stuff and make it more edgy, etc I couldn’t resist putting that video on)
Typhoon is in the ring as we come back from break, and he doesn’t look happy at all!!!
Jesse Ventura: Typhoon looks like he is a bad mood McMahon!!!
Vince McMahon: Of course he is Jesse, let’s go back to last week and show the fans what happened to lead to this match
VTR:
Camera shifts to in the ring where Earthquake is walking around with his hands on his hips, Typhoon is trying to talk to his partner but Earthquake isn’t wanting to listen and keeps pulling away until
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EARTHQUAKE CLOTHESLINES HIS PARTNER TYPHOON!!!!
EARTHQUAKE PUTS THE BOOTS TO TYPHOON!!!! TYPHOON KEEPS TRYING TO GET UP BY EARTHQUAKE WON’T LET UP!!!! EARTHQUAKE KICKS TYPHOON IN THE FACE!!!! HE DRAGS TYPHOON TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND STARTS TO JUMP UP AND DOWN!!
Jesse: You know what that means McMahon!!!!
Vince: DON’T DO IT!!! DON’T DO IT!!!
Earthquake runs the ropes and drops on top of Typhoon’s chest with the Earthquake Splash!!!!! Earthquake then spits on Typhoon as officials swarm the ring and Earthquake leaves his partner in a heap in the middle of the ring!!!!!
Jesse Venutra: I talked to Earthquake last week after the show and he made it clear to me he is just SICK of carrying Typhoon and he is done doing it!!! From here on out, Earthquake is out for HIMSELF, and he is after the WWF Title, and you know a well as I do Vince he came really close to winning that title a few years ago!!!!
Vince McMahon: He did Jesse, and now he is bigger, more experienced, honestly Earthquake could be one of the biggest threats in the Royal Rumble!!!
Earthquake makes his way out in a new all black signet with Earthquake written across the front. His hands are taped up with black tape as well.
Jesse Ventura: Take a good look McMahon, a new look to match the new attitude for the Earthquake!!!!
Earthquake and Typhoon start brawling as soon as the bell rings, Quake though is a bit more brutal than we are used to. He absolutely mauls Typhoon, not letting up at all. Typhoon makes a brief comeback but Earthquake moves out of the way before Typhoon can connect with a Tidal Wave in the corner, Earthquake then body slams Typhoon in the middle of the ring and hits The Earthquake Splash!!!! Earthquake sits on Typhoon and gets the three count and the victory here on Monday Night Raw!!
WINNER: THE EARTHQUAKE
Referee Dave Hebner raises Earthquakes arm and then Earthquake drops an elbow on Typhoon for good measure. Earthquake looks into the camera and yells that he is coming to the Royal Rumble and NO ONE will get in his way!!!!!
Vince: Earthquake is a MONSTER Jesse!!!
Jesse: I’m telling you McMahon, something has awoken in Earthquake and that is bad news for everyone here in the WWF!!!
Vince:You can say that again, our broadcast colleague Joey Styles is standing by with a man who made his return to the WWF last week, THE BRITISH BULLDOG!!!!!
Joey Style: I am Joey Styles and I am indeed standing by with a man who made the Honky Tonk Man shake, rattle and roll last week when he made his surprise return to the WWF, The British Bulldog!!! Bulldog welcome to Monday Night Raw!!!
British Bulldog: Thank you Joey, you know I took a couple months off after I suffered an injury against Shawn Michaels when he STOLE the Intercontinental Title from me back in November. But now I am back, and while I want the Intercontinental Title back, what I want even more is to win the Royal Rumble!!!!
Joey Styles: And if you win the Royal Rumble that means you head to Wrestlemania where you would face the WWF Champion, and the Champion could still be your own brother in law Bret “The Hitman” Hart if he gets passed Razor Ramon at the Royal Rumble!!
British Bulldog: And I proved at Summerslam last year that I can beat Bret when I title is on the line, just like i did when I beat him in Wembley Stadium for the Intercontinental Title!!! Bret we may be family, but if we meet at Wrestlemania I can promise you history will repeat itself because the British Bulldog is back and he is back for one reason and that’s to become the WWF Champion!!!!
Vince McMahon: Welcome back fans to Monday Night Raw!!!!! Let’s go back to last week and see what happened after Razor Ramon defeated Bret’s brother “The Rocket” Owen Hart. And then Joey Styles will get a word with the Champion!!!!
VTR LAST WEEK ON RAW: Ramon takes it too far though and when he whips Owen into the corner Owen scales the turnbuckles in desperation and hits a moonsault out of no where!!!!! Owen hang on and almost gets the three count!!!!! Owen grabs Ramon and whips him into the ropes but Owen drops his head to early allowing Ramon to catch him in the Razor’s Edge!!! Ramon makes the cover and gets the three count!!!
[WINNER:RAZOR RAMON
Bret slides in the ring to check on his brother, Ramon pulls him up to his feet!!! Bret pushes Ramon away!!! Ramon and Bret get face to face!!!!!!!! Ramon taunts Bret and acts like he is going to back down but then throws a punch!!!! Bret blocks it and throws a punch of his own!!! Bret and Ramon are slugging it out in the middle of the ring as Monday Night Raw goes off the air!!!!!
The film continues as we see what happened after Raw went off the air!!!! Ramon low blows Bret Hart to get the upperhand and then throws Bret over the top rope!!! Ramon climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair, Owen tries to stop Ramon but Ramon brains him with the chair!!!!!!!!!! Ramon drops the dented chair to the wrong!!!!!! Bret gets up and turns Ramon around they brawl until Ramon rakes Bret’s eyes!!! Ramon kicks Bret in the gut and the GIVES HIM THE RAZOR’S EDGE ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!!! END VTR
Joey Styles: I am here with WWF Champion Bret “The Hitman” Hart and Champ, I have to ask, after what happened last week, how are you doing?
Bret Hart: Joey I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t hurting a bit but that has never stopped the Hitman!!! Razor Ramon, you showed last week just how much of a SCUMBAG you are!!!!!! And I promise you the first chance I get I have a receipt for you !!! What you did to me, what you did to my little brother? You want a war Ramon? Well pal, YOU GOT ONE!!!!!
Joey Styles: Bret, I also have to ask, I just spoke with the British Bulldog, and quite frankly I was shocked last week when he didn’t come to you and Owen’s aid, and then today to hear he is mainly back to take the WWF Title from you, that has to make you feel some way.
Bret Hart: You know Joey, this isn’t something I am prepared or want to talk about right now, Davey wants a shot at this title he is welcome to it but I promise it won’t go the same way it did in Wembely Stadium, as for the rest of it? I wanna talk to Davey man to man and that’s FAMILY BUSINESS. Now if you will excuse me.
Bret walks off as Joey looks on, we fade to Gorilla Monsoon sitting behind a desk in the Royal Rumble Control Center!!!!!
Gorilla Monsonn: Hello again fans, Gorilla Monsoon here in the Royal Rumble Control Center!!! Royal Rumble 93 is gonna take place on January 29 from the Arco Arena in Sacramento, California!!! And we quite a card for you!!!! The WWF Title will be on the line when Champion Bret “The Hitman” Hart defends the title against Razor Ramon.
I can tell you one thing fans, you aren’t going to want to miss this one, Ramon and the Hitman are ready to go to war and at the Royal Rumble they are going to do just that!!!!!!
Also at the Royal Rumble, Hacksaw Jim Duggan takes on Yokozuna and as we saw earlier tonight, who knows if the Great Muta or the Undertaker are going to get involved with that one. Speaking of Muta and Undertaker both of them have confirmed as participants in the Royal Rumble itself!!! And what a Rumble it’s going to be!!!
30 men climb in, one climbs out and the one who climbs out? He punches his ticket to Caesars Palace and Wrestlemania IX to face the WWF Champion in the Main Event!!! And what a can we say about the wrestlers already involved? Former WWF Champion Macho Man Randy Savage, Sid Vicious, Mr. Perfect, The Undertaker, The Great Muta, Earthquake, The Beast from the East Bam Bam Bigelow, the Big Bossman, Papa Shango, The Mountie, the undefeated Native America Tatanka, The Honky Tonk Man, The British Bulldog, former WWF Champion Sgt. Slaughter, Crush, the debuting Adam Bomb, and just added, from All Japan Wrestling the Triple Crown Champion Mitsuharu Misawa and his tag team partner Toshiaki Kawada, WWF Legend Superfly Snuka, former WWF Champion the legendary Iron Sheik, “The Rocket” Owen Hart, The Repo Man, Virgil, Koko B Ware, and Typhoon!!!!! Let’s here from a few of these men now!!!!
Tatanka: The Royal Rumble is just a few short weeks away and I am prepared like I have never been prepared before!!!! I shall pull from the power of my ancestors, I will pull from the spirt plane to aid me in my goal to eliminate 29 other superstars and make my way to Wrestlemania IX!!! (Tatanka lets out a war cry)
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Mountie: I AM THE MOUNTIE!!!!!! I have been an Intercontinental Champion and next I will win the Royal Rumble and then I will go to Wrestlemania to become the WWF Champion!!!! Because I AM THE MOUNTIE!!!!!
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Crush: SHAKA BRAH!!!!! Crush here, and I am coming to the Royal Rumble with one goal bruh, I.m gonna CRUSH 29 other Superstars and then it’s Caesars Palace, It’s Las Vegas, it’s Wrestlemania IX!!! No friends, only foes brah, Crush is gonna win the Royal Rumble ISLAND STYLE!!!!
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Owen Hart: YEAH BABY!!!! The Rocket is going to the Royal Rumble!!!! I know I can win it all, and if it comes down to Wrestlemania and me against my brother Bret, well Bret I know you are the older brother but it may be time for a NEWER model to take over!!!!!!!
Gorilla Monsoon: Everyone is ready for the Royal Rumble, two other men who are ready for the Rumble are Marty Jannetty and the man Marty will face for the Intercontinental Title earlier in the night, the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.
Gorilla Monsoon: Let’s hear from the two men who will be pulling double duty on January 29, two men who were once best friends and almost brothers, starting first with the challenger, Marty Jannetty!!!!
Marty Jannetty: You know Shawn they saw you reap what you sew and brother you have sewed a lot of pain, blues and agony here in World Wrestling Federation. Man, we used to be able to turn goat piss into gasoline that’s how bad we were, the Rockers were unstoppable but it just wasn’t enough for you was it?? But instead of being a man and telling me you lied and then you threw me threw a window and tired to end my career. Then I make my way back and try and get a little revenge and what do you do? You pull a woman in the way, A WOMAN, and now Sherri’s career here in the WWF is over. You use someone up man until you can’t use them no more. Well Shawn I got news for you pal, WE have no more use for YOU!!! So at the Royal Rumble I’m coming to hurt you in the only way that can hurt you, I’m going to take the Intercontinental Title from you and then I am going to head into the Royal Rumble and punch MY ticket to Wrestlemania!!!!!!
Shawn Michaels: You know the more things change, the more things stay the same. I spent YEARS with Party Marty riding my coat tails, riding high off my success, my talent, my good looks and when I FINALLY thought I shook that monkey off my back he shows back up, like that bad penny you just can’t get rid of. Jannetty, you want to tell everyone how I did you wrong, how I betrayed you, well here!!! (Shawn throws a towel at the camera). TAKE THIS CRYING TOWEL AND CRY YOUR EYES OUT!!!!!! I did what anyone else would do, I looked out for #1!! And I am going to do the same thing at the Royal Rumble when I not only retain MY Intercontinental Title against you but then go to the Rumble itself and show everyone just why the Heartbreak Kid is the wrestler of the 90’s when I outlast everyone else to go on to Wrestlemania IX!!!! And after that, you won’t be calling your Intercontinental , no you will be calling me YOUR WORLD Champion. And Marty? After I win the WWF Title? Maybe I’ll just toss you the Intercontinental Title, for old times sake.
Gorilla Monsoon: A very confident and Cocky Shawn Michaels. Fans don’t miss out, call your local cable or satellite provider now and tell them you can’t miss the Royal Rumble!!!!!!!! Now let’s go back out to the ring and to Vince McMahon and The Body Jesse Ventura!!!!
Back at ringside Virgil is dancing and shadowboxing in the ring when the music hits!!!!!
Diamond Dallas Page leads Sid Vicious out of the locker room!!!! Sid looks in the best shape of his life!!!!!
Jesse: Last year Vince Sid came this close to winning the Royal Rumble, he then went on to Wrestlemania 8 and RETIRED Hulk Hogan!!!! Now he is back in the WWF and with my good friend Diamond Dallas Page in his corner I don’t think there is anything Sid can’t do!!!! I’ll go on the record now it’s not a question of IF it’s just WHEN? When will Sid be the WWF Champion!!!!
Vince: That’s hard to argue with Jesse but ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation, so I wouldn’t put any bets down just yet!!!!
W/ Virgil goes right at Sid throwing rapid punches but Sid NO SELLS all of it!!! Sid pie faces Virgil away, Virgil runs the ropes and tries to clothesline Sid but Sid doesn’t budge!!!! Virgil runs the ropes again, Sid swings with a clothesline but Virgil ducks it!!! Virgil then runs right into a MASSIVE boot to the face that just turns Virgil inside out!!!! Sid grabs Virgil and Powerbombs him in the middle of the ring!!!! Sid covers and gets the easy three count!!!
WINNER: SID VICIOUS
Jesse Ventura: Sid Vicious with the DOMINATING victory here on Monday Night Raw, look here as he almost takes Virgil’s head off with a boot and then picks him up and plants him in the middle of the ring with a DEVESTATING powerbomb!!! The ref could have counted to 100!!!!! Don’t go away because next I’m the man who gets the answers and I’m gonna get em when I talk to Diamond Dallas Page and Sid Vicious!!!
Vince McMahon: WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!!!
Vince: Welcome back, let’s go to the ring and Jesse the Body!!!
Jesse Ventura: Alright, welcome back to the WWF Sid Vicious and Diamond Dallas, it’s good to see you again!!!!
DDP: God gawd, it’s good to be seen Body!!!! All you people in TV Land I told I was coming and I told you I wasn’t coming alone!!! Now everyone here in the World Wrestling Federation is on notice, because SID is back and he is back to take what is rightfully his, the WWF Championship. HAVE MERCY!!!!!
Jesse; What do you have to say Big Man?
Sid: YOU SEE JESSE VENTURA LAST TIME I WAS HERE I DESTROYED THE SACRED COWS OF THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!!!!! HULK HOGAN, ULTIMATE WARRIOR, RODDY PIPER, IT DIDN’T MATTER WHO IT WAS I DESTROYED THEIR LEGENDS!! AND NOW!!!!! NOW!!!! THEY ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND AND I’M HERE!!!! AND THERE IS NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!! ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!
Diamond Dallas Page: And Jesse, you know I have lots of friends, you know where I have been and what I have done. And let me tell you something, Sid Vicious ain’t the only one I’m leading here in the WWF.
Jesse Ventura: What do you mean by----
RAZOR RAMON STRUTS OUT TO THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SID IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!!!! DDP IS APPLAUDING AS RAMON CLIMBS INTO THE RING!!!!!! RAMON SHAKES SID’S HAND AND THEN HUGS DDP!!!!!
Jesse: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! DIAMOND DALLAS? DO YOU MANAGE RAZOR RAMON TOO?
Diamond Dallas Page: You better believe it Jesse because it’s true, Razor baby, welcome to the Diamond Union!!!!!!!!!
Razor Ramon: HEY YO!!!!!!!! Chico, D.D.P, say hello TO THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!! And Body, mang, you better believe!!! Razor Ramon, the big mang Sid Vicious and Diamond Dallas Page? We all on the same team. And that’s good news for us, and bad news for EV-ER-Y-BODY ELSE!!!!!!!!!! HITMANG!!!!!! Chico, last week mang, I took your little brother and I taught him a lesson, and then you come out and you gotta stick your nose in. Well I got news for ya at the Royal Rumble , I’m gonna teach you the same lesson I taught your snot nosed punk brother. And now, you wanna come out wit yo brother? Wit momma or daddy, your uncle? Your second cousin, I don’t care. Bring em all, cause in my corner is gonna be D.D.P!!! The Diamond Union? We are taking OVER!!!!!! What you got to say about that chico???
Jesse Well I think we will have to hear from Bret la------
HOLY CRAP HERE COMES THE HITMAN!!!!!!!!! BRET CLIMBS IN THE RING!!!! BRET POSES SOME FOR THE FANS AS RAMON, SID AND DDP WATCH ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse Ventura: Bret Hart, alright I don’t want any trouble out here, this is just an interview but if you have something to say nows the time to say it!!!
Bret Hart: You know what Jesse, I knew Ramon was scum but I didn’t know he could find anyone scummier than him!!!!!!!! Sid Vicious, you talk about running out legends? Well where have you been since I won this title, huh? I have taken on anyone, anywhere at anytime and where you were you?
And as for you teaching me a lesson at the Royal Rumble Ramon, I can promise you one thing, the only lesson that is going to be taught is a lesson in EXCELLENT EXECUTION!!!!! When I TAKE YOU OUT!!!!Diamond Dallas Page: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!!!! This is a lot of big words from a guy standing out here ALL.BY.HIMSELF. Look around Hart, you ain’t got no friends out here but you know what you do have?
Razor Ramon: TREE GUYS READY TO CARVE YOU UP!!!!!!
Ramon throws his toothpick at Bret and tells him to come on!!!! Sid is laughing and staring Bret down as DDP tries to slink into position when.
Vince: THAT IS THE MUSIC OF MR. PERFECT!!! WHY IS HE COMING OUT HERE?
Razor, Sid and DDP look irate as Perfect walks out of the locker room!!!!!! Perfect climbs into the ring and stands next to Bret!!!
Jesse Ventura: Perfect, this isn’t your time!!!
Sid screams over Ventura
Sid Vicious: IT’S NOT YOUR TIME LITTLE MAN!!! IT’S OUR TIME!!!
Mr. Perfect: I was sitting back there watching the show and listening to you two and whatever this is (gestures at DDP) and I just got TIRED of listening to you all run your mouths!!!! And then I saw you had something to say to Bret here about not having any friends and I thought, hey he’s MY FRIEND!!! So here I am, you guys wanna do something about it?
?Diamond Dallas Page: You know you got a lot to say jabroni when you are out here pretty out numbered!!! Cause right now, I see THREE of us and TWO of you !!!!
IT’S THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!!!!!! SAVAGE MAKES A BEELINE TO THE RING, SLIDES IN AND STANDS SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE HITMAN AND MR. PERFECT!!!!
Randy Savage: FREAK OUT!!! FREAK OUT!!!!! It looks like this is the Macho Man’s kinda party!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! When I look in the ring now, I see you three and see the Macho Man, his Perfect partner, and his friend the WWF Champion!!! DIG IT!!!!!! Sid Vicious you talk about the legends you ran out of the WWF, you talk about all the legacies you destroyed well CHECK IT OUT!!!!! You got three legends standing right here and we ain’t going N E WHERE, OOOOOHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I promise you the cream always rises to the top and the scum sinks to the bottom of the barrel and that’s exactly what you three are, YEAH!!!! Now if you three don’t want to wait for Royal Rumble, I think my partner , the Hitman and I are feeling just froggy enough to jump, HOW ABOUT YOU?
??Sid Vicious: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ANYTIME!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!! I am the master and the ruler OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor Ramon: You think you got Machismo man? You wanna go mang? YOU WANNA GO?
BRING IT CHICO!!!!IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA EXPLODE HERE ON RAW WHEN DDP JUMPS BETWEEN HIS MEN!!!
Diamond Dallas Page: WOAH!!! WOAH!!! BIG MAN!!! RAZOR!!!! HOLD ON!!! HOLD ON!!!!! THE DIAMOND UNION DOESN'T WORK FOR FREE!!!!! While I know, I KNOW we would wipe the floor with these three, and I wouldn’t even have to tag in……..there is no money in it!!!!! NONE!!! NADA!!! AND WE DON’T WORK FOR FREE!!!! So if you three want us three?? You wanna piece of the Diamond Union!! FINE!!! YOU CAN HAVE IT!!! IF you et me the contract!!!!!! And with that, the Diamond Union has better things to do than to make you two fossils look relevant and to teach this never was fluke, chump champ a lesson. !!!! This interview is over and it has been YOUR pleasure, let’s go !!!!
Sid looks angry but then starts laughing as he leaves the ring with Page, Ramon hangs back for a second before taunting Bret by waving his fingers in Bret’s face. Ramon leaves the ring and meets Page and Sid in the aisle. Savage and Perfect climb the turnbuckles and dares them to get back in the ring!!! Ventura looks confused himself.
Vince: Fans this one could have popped off at any second, let’s go backstage to the World Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys!!!!!
Vince: Last week you guys laid out an open challenge to anyone to face you and the Headshrinkers are taking you up on it, but we have been hearing all week that tag teams all over the world are wanting to make their way here to challenge you for the belts!!!!
Knobbs: AND WE’LL TAKE THEM ALL ON!!!!! BUT FIRST!!! HEADSHRINKERS!!!! YOU HAD THE BALLS TO STEP UP AND TONIGHT YOU GET YOUR SHOT!!!!!!
Saggs: HEADSHRINKERS!!! WE RESPECT YOU FOR STEPPING UP BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE TONIGHT WE TAKE YOU TO NASTYVILLE BABY!!!!!!
Knobbs: IT’S TIME TO GET NASTIZIED!!!!!
Vince: THAT MATCH IS NEXT!!!!!
Video plays showing the doomsday clock 1 minute to midnight, then a countdown clock, missile launching out of silos and then multiple mushroom clouds. A voice over says “COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEADDON, COUNTDOWN TO THE END. ON JANURY 29 THE BOMB WILL DROP ON THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION. ADAM BOMB IS COMING TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE……..
Vince McMahon: Fans, what a show we have had so far and you aren’t going to believe this!!!! During the commercial break we heard it’s been signed for next week!!!!
Vince: The WWF Champion Bret Hart teams with The Macho Man and Mr. Perfect to battle the man Bret will defend the WWF Title against at the Royal Rumble, Razor Ramon along with Sid Vicious and Diamond Dallas Page!!!!
Jesse Ventura: That's the Diamond Union McMahon!!! I guess the WWF ponied up and met the demands of DDP!!!!!!
Vince: That’s what it indeed sounds like Jesse!!!!! Plus next week, Crush will be in action, Bam Bam Bigelow will be here!!! If that’s not enough hold onto your hats for this one cause
Vince: Marty Jannetty will face former Intercontinental Champion The Mountie!!!!!
Jesse Ventura: And I bet you that Shawn Michaels will be around somewhere for that one McMahon!!!!!
Vince: I wouldn’t doubt it at all Jesse and you won’t believe this one,
Vince: The Great Muta and The Undertaker are going to meet RIGHT HERE ON RAW!!!!! I guess they aren’t waiting for the Royal Rumble Jesse!!!!
Jesse: You aren’t going to want to miss that one Vince it promises to be one of greatest match in WWF History!!!!!!!! Now let’s go to the ring for our main event!!!!!
The Challengers Samu and Fatu, the Headshrinkers, are out first. Jesse puts over that not only are they as tough and as mean as the Nasty Boys but the pedigree they come from as they are from a bloodline that includes High Chief Peter Maivia, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, and the Wild Samoans one of the most dominate and feared tag teams in wrestling history and Vince says he believe the Headshrinkers may well be even MORE dangerous than the Wild Samoans were.
AND HERE COME KNOBBS!!! SAGGS!!!!! THE WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE NASTY BOYS ARE HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!!!!!!!! Saggs and Knoobs run to the ring, they slide in and the Headshrinkers pounce!!!! The brawl is on!!!! Teddy Long calls for the bell and the World Tag Title Match is LIVE here on Monday Night Raw!!!!!
WWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
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(C)All four men are going at it and Teddy Long has no idea how to get control of this one!!!!! Knobbs and Samu are brawling on one side while Fatu and Saggs brawl on the other side!!!! The punches are echoing as the two teams are just HAMMERING each other!!!!! After several minutes the brawl spills outside!! The two teams briefly brawl on the floor before Saggs and Samu roll in to finally give this match some semblance of order!!!! This one goes back and forth with neither team getting the upper hand for too long nor either team following ANY rules!!!! This will never be mistaken for a classic catch as catch can match as they four men just beat each other within of an inch of their lives and keep coming back for more!!!! After 10 minutes of brawling all four men end up outside of the ring going at it again and referee Teddy Long as no choice but to start the count, Knobbs rolls back in the ring at the last possible second to win the match for his team by count out, but this is no where near the end of the Nasty Boys and The Headshrinkers!!!!!
WINNERS: THE NASTY BOYS VIA COUNT OUT
Vince and Jesse are closing the show when suddenly music they never heard before hits!!!!!!!
TWO MEN COME RUNNING OUT OF THE BACK AND CHARGE BOTH THE NASTY BOYS AND THE HEADSHRINKERS!!!
Jesse: MY GOD!!!! VINCE DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
?? THAT’S DR. DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS AND THE LAST FREEBIRD TERRY GORDY!!! THE MIRACLE VIOLENCE CONNECTION!!! THEY ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS TEAM IN ALL JAPAN WRESTLING AND MAYBE THE WORLD!!! Vince: BUT WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW???
Gordy and Williams absolute decimate not only the Nasty Boys but also the Headshrinkers!!! It is all out carnage as the Miracle Violence Connection more than live up to their name!!!!!! They slam Knobbs head into the ring post busting him open!!!! Williams hits Smu with the steal ring steps, Gordy pressslams Fatu on the Concrete floor then and in the ring they give Knobbs a double spike powerbomb!!!!! Gordy and Williams are standing tall with the WWF Tag Team Titles in their arms as Raw goes off the air and Vince yells “DAMNIT SOMEONE SEND SOME DAMN HELP OUT HERE!!!!! CUT IT OFF!!!! CUT IT OFF!!!!!! DAMMIT I SAI---”
Working on it now.