WWF RAW 1/9/93 RAMON VS THE ROCKET! HTM GETS BIT! SIX MAN!
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EPISDOE 2
JANUARY 9, 1993
MANHATTAN CENTER, NEW YORK, NEW YORK
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK!!!!!
Vince McMahon: Welcome to Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura here at ringside, and the Honky Tonk Man is in the ring to provide us with a CONCERT?
Jesse Ventura: That’s right McMahon, now be quite and let the man do his thing!!!!
Honky snatches the microphone from Howard Finkel!!!
Honky Tonk Man: Thank you, thank you very much! The Honky Tonk Man is ready to play all his hits for his fans!!!! I know you missed me, I know you have had a Honky Tonk sized hole in your heart, but the Honky Tonk Man is heal ya!!!! And when I win the Royal Rumble and go on to Wrestlemania IX in Las Vegas to win the WWF Heavyweight Title, I’ll dedicate the win to all my fans!!! Now, who’s ready for the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, the Honky Tonk Man, to sing his song???
Honky starts to strum the guitar when………..
Vince: THAT’S THE MUSIC OF THE BRITISH BULLDOG!!!! THE BRITISH BULLDOG IS BACK AND HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!
Ventura: What is he doing here McMahon? This is the Honky Tonk Man time!!!!!
The British Bulldog makes his way to the ring, he climbs in and Honky tries to hit him with the guitar but misses!!!! The Bulldog hammers Honky before scooping him up and planting him in the middle of the ring!!!!!! The Bulldog picks up the microphone!!!!
British Bulldog: This concert is over!!! And the British Bulldog is BACK!!!! And I’m in THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!!!!!
Vince: THE BULLDOG IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Vince McMahon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura are at ringside!!!!!!
Vince: RAW IS ON THE AIR AND WE ARE ALREADY RUNNING HOT JESSE!!!!!
Ventura: I can’t believe the Bulldog assaulted the Honky Tonk Man like that McMahon!!! But it just goes to show you, you never know what’s going to happen on Monday Night Raw!!!
Vince: You can say that again Jesse!!! And we have a loaded Raw here tonight, a big six man battle as Marty Jannetty teams with CRUUUUUUUUUSH and the undefeated Native American Tatanka to take on the man who Marty will challenge at the Royal Rumble for the Intercontinental Title, “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels and his partners Jerry “The King” Lawler and former Intercontinental Champion The Mountie!!!!
Venture: That’s going to be one helluva match McMahon, but after what The Heartbreak Kid did to Marty Jannetty last week, I don’t think Jannetty should have showed his face tonight!!!!!!!
Vince: I don’t agree with that at all Jesse!!!! We will also hear from the NEW World Tag Team Champions THE NASTY BOYS!!!!!! And in the Main Event, Razor Ramon will meet “The Rocket” Owen Hart, and Owen’s brother, the man Razor will challenge for the WWF Heavyweight Title at The Royal Rumble, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, will be on commentary with The Body and I!!!!
Ventura: And don’t forget, I will talk to the man who laid out the Undertaker last week when I am joined by Mr. Fuji and THE GREAT MUTA!!!!!!!
Savage meets the Executioner in our opening match!!!! Executioner breaks all the rules but it doesn’t help, Savage runs through him like a steamroller!!!! Savage pins the masked man after a Flying Elbow Smash!!!!
WINNER: “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE @204
Savage pulls Executioner to his feet and launches him over the top rope!!!!!!!! Savage grabs the microphone!!!!
Savage: DIG IT!!! THE MACHO MAN IS IN THE RUMBLE RUMBLE, YEAH!!!! AND I’M GONNA DO TO 29 OTHERS JUST WHAT I DID TO THE EXECUTIONER AND THROW THEM RIGHT OVER THE TOP!!!! AND THEN IT’S ON TO WRESTLEMANIA, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Savage poses on the top rope!!!!
Vince: THE MACHO MAN IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND HE HAS TO BE A FAVORITE TO WIN IT ALL!!!! FANS DON’T GO AWAY BECAUSE WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK ON MONDAY NIGHT RAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!
LAST WEEK ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW: IRS gets KOed outside of the ring when Knobbs hits him with a TV Camera!!!! Dibiase then takes a garbage can to the head from the top rope by Knobbs and a splash from the top rope from Saggs!! Knobbs and Saggs both pin Dibiase for the three count and the WWF Tag Team Titles!!!!!!!
WINNERS AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
THE NASTY BOYS
THE NASTY BOYS
The Nasty Boys are then seen standing backstage with the titles draped over their shoulders.
Vince: Last week, you defeated Money Inc for the World Tag Team Titles, but I understand you were supposed to grant Money Inc a rematch next week but not only did they not show for the contract signing, they also have QUIT the World Wrestling Federation!!
Knobbs: That’s right Vince!!! Money Inc turned tail and ran away!!!! But that won’t stop us from defending these titles here next week!!!
Saggs: YEAH!!! So any tag team out there that wants a shot at these belts, belly up to the fight!!!! Come battle us on Monday Night Raw!!!!!!!!!
Knobbs: AND GET READY TO BE NASTYIZED!!!!!
Vince What an announcement from the Nasty Boys!!!!
Jesse: They better be careful McMahon, there are a lot of teams out there that the Nasty Boys would regret showing up!!!!!!!
Vince: That’s true Jesse, because you never know who is going to show up on Monday Night RAW!!!!!! Let’s go up to the ring for our next match!!!!
Koko B Ware is in the ring trying to get the crowd hyped up when the music hits!!!!
Mr. Fuji leads the man who took down the Undertaker last week, the Pearl of the Orient THE GREAT MUTA!!!!!
Vince: I have to admit Jesse, I have NEVER seen anything like the Great Muta!!
Jesse: He is one of the most dangerous men in the wrestling world today McMahon, as the Undertaker found out last week!!!! And after the match I will speak to him and Mr. Fuji!!!!
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Koko takes the fight right to Muta!!! It’s a high flying affair as both men take to the air!!! Muta’s unique offense is more than Koko can handle!!! Several times during the match the lights flicker causing McMahon and Ventura some concern on commentary. Muta reverses a whip into the corner and nails Koko with a back spring elbow, Muta then quickly scales the corner and comes off with a moonsault!!!!! Muta makes the cover and gets the win!!!!
WINNER: THE GREAT MUTA
After the match, Koko gets to his feet and Muta blasts him in the face with GREEN MIST!!!!!! Koko collapses to the mat and is clawing at his eyes!!!!! Referee Teddy Long is trying to help Koko as Muta climbs out of the ring and joins Mr. Fuji and Jesse Ventura at ringside. Yokozuna also makes his way out to join.
Ventura:Alright, I’m the Body and everyone knows I am the man that asks the tough questions and gets the answers!!! Mr. Fuji, why did you bring the Great Muta to the WWF and why did he attack the Undertaker???
Mr. Fuji: Jesse Ventura, you know Mr. Fuji for very long time. You know Mr. Fuji always looking for ways to conquer the World Wrestling Federation, and now I have my Yokozuna and The Great Muta!!!! Both men will be in the Royal Rumble AND Yokozuna will destroy the American fool Hacksaw Duggan!!!!!!
Ventura But what about the Undertaker???
Mr. Fuji: Ah, I tell you why, because The Great Muta want to show the world who the real Phenom is!!!!!!! UNDERTAKER!!!! You days in the WWF are NUMBERED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Muta does the cut throat motion while Yokozuna yells BANZAI!!!!!! The lights start to flicker on and off at a rapid rate!!!!! The sound of thunder is then heard in the arena!!!
Ventura: I’m not sure what is going on here but I know I’m not hanging around to find out!!!!
McMahon: STRANGE HAPPENINGS HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!! We’ll be right back with Six Man action!!!!!!
Vince: We are back here on Monday Night RAAAAAAAAAAW!! Six Man action is next but first lets go to Joey Styles who is standing by in the locker room!!!!
Hacksaw Jim Duggan and former WWF Champion Sgt Slaughter are in the back with Joey Styles!!!!!
Joey Style Thank you Vince, I am joined by former WWF Champion Sgt Slaughter and the man who will battle Yokozuna at the Royal Rumble and they have something they want to say!!!
Duggan: Well I do got something to say Joey Styles!!!! And its to that big tub of lard Yokozuna and his buddy Muta!!!! We saw what you did to the Undertaker and we didn’t like it!!! So next week, how about the two of you fight the two of us, TOUGH GUY!!!!!!
Slaughter: AND THAT’S AN ORDER YOU MAGGOTS!!!!
Duggan:HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Joey Styles: Duggan and Slaughter with a big challenge for Yokozuna and The Great Muta here next week!!!!
“The Heartbreak” Kid Shawn Michaels’ theme music is playing as we come back to ringside and the Intercontinental Champion is leading the Mountie and PAPA SHANGO?
?!! To the ring!!!Vince: What’s Papa Shango doing here?
Ventura: Well I am not just the Body McMahon, I am also THE MIND!!! And I found out just a short while ago that Jerry Lawler is injured and unable to compete here tonight so Papa Shango is the replacement!!!!
Vince: THAT ISN’T FAIR JESSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!
Ventura: Everything is fair in love, war and professional wrestling McMahon!!!!!!
Vince:Let’s go back to last week and see what Shawn Michaels did to Marty Jannetty!!!!
LAST WEEK ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW: Jannetty and HBK are brawling, the ladies scramble as does Styles. The two men are trading punches!!!!! Marty is getting the upper hand when HBK…….
SMASHES THE EMPTY CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE OVER MARTY’S HEAD!!!!!!!!
The screen freezes as the bottle explodes!!!!! We then cut back to the Manhattan Center as the music hits!!!
Marty Jannetty’s head is bandaged up as he leads Crush and Tatanka to the ring!!!! The run into the ring and slide in!! HBK and his crew jump on the faces!!!! Referee Teddy Long calls for the bell to begin!!!
The Heels have the upper hand early as they put the boots to the babyfaces, but the faces soon make the comeback and clear the ring, standing tall and posing for the fans!!!!!
Teddy Long finally is able to restore some semblance of order and the match gets under way with Mountie and Tatanka starting for their teams. The two men showcase superior mat wrestling skills as they trade holds and reversals, neither man is able to get the upper hand on the mat, so Tatanka turns up the volume and increases the paces of the match, Mountie is unable to keep up and soon finds himself getting knocked around the ring by drops kicks and armdrags. After a backdrop Mountie retreats and tags out to the monster of a man Papa Shango!!!
Tatanka stays in and tries to use his speed to stay one step ahead of Shango, but once Shango finally gets his hands onto Tatanka he start to pummel the young man senseless. If not for Shango dropping his head to early and Tatanka leapfrogging him, Tatanka may have lost the match for his team right there. However, after leapfrogging Shango, Tatanka leaps to the corner and tags out to Crush, who unloads on Shango with punch after punch that has the big man floundering!!! Crush unloads everything he has at Shango, even going to the top rope and crashing down on Rogers with a flying shoulder block!!!! Crush makes the cover!!!!!
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SHANGO KICKS OUT!!!
Crush then makes the quick tag to Jannetty!!
Jannetty comes in and continues to work over Shango, hitting most of his signature moves. Now it’s the Babyfaces turn to take over as they make quick tags in and out between them and work over Shango. Jannetty finally hits the dropkick off the top rope and tries for a pin!!!
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SHANGO POWERS OUT AND PRESSES JANNETTY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jannetty tries to keep the pressure on Shango, firing off lighting quick strikes, but Shango clears his head long enough to totally annihilate Jannetty with a Clothesline that damn near sends Jannetty’s skull into the third row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shango grabs Jannetty and launches him into the heels corner. Shango and Mountie then begin to tag in and out and start to work over Jannetty under HBK’s orders!!! Tatanka and Crush keeps getting more and more upset and several times jumps into the ring, forcing Long to turn his back on the heels and tell them to get out of the ring. While Long’s busy with Tatanka and Crush, the heels are working over Jannetty. HBK finally tags in and mocks the beat down Jannetty.
HBK has Jannetty in the center of the ring and tries for a pin, but can’t pull it off. Somehow Jannetty keeps finding ways to kick out. HBK drops Jannetty right on his head with a piledriver and follows it up with a a teardrop suplex, HBK says that’s it and leans against Jannetty with a cocky cover!!!
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JANNETTY HOOKS MICHAELS ARMS AND PULLS HIM OVER IN A CRUCIFIX!!!! HBK’S SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT!!!!!!
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WINNERS: MARTY JANNETTY, CRUSH & TATANKA @7:19
MARTY JANNETTY HAS PINNED THE MAN HE WILL BATTLE FOR THE IC TITLE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!!
CRUSH AND TATANKA RUSH THE RING TO PROTECT JANNETTY FROM BEING ATTACKED!!!!!!!!! TATANKA KNOCKS HBK FROM THE RING!!!! HBK IS HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM ON THE FLOOR WHILE TATANKA AND CRUSH HELP JANNETTY TO HIS FEET AND RAISE HIS ARMS IN VICTORY!!!!!
Vince: MARTY JANNETTY HAS GOTTEN THE WIN FOR HIS TEAM HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO TO THE BACK WHERE JOEY STYLES IS WITH RAZOR RAMON!!!!
Joey Styles: Thank you Vince, I’m standing by with the man who will challenge Bret “The Hitman” Hart at the Royal Rumble, Razor Ramon. But first you have to get passed Bret’s brother, “The Rocket” Owen Hart!!!!
Razor Ramon: Hey yo!!! Listen little mang, it ain’t me who has to get passed the little Hart, it’s the little Hart that’s gotta get passed Tha Bad Guy……Razor…Ramon!!!!! And Hitmang, I hope you are right there watching mang, as I carve…….him…….up!!!!! And then it’s on to the Royal Rumble where Hitmang, I’m gonna add even more gold, but this time it’ll be around my waist when I become the WWF Champion!!!!!!!
Video plays showing the doomsday clock 1 minute to midnight, then a countdown clock, missile launching out of silos and then multiple mushroom clouds. A voice over says “COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEADDON, COUNTDOWN TO THE END. ON JANURY 29 THE BOMB WILL DROP ON THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION. ADAM BOMB IS COMING TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE……..
Ventura: I’m not sure who this Adam Bomb is McMahon, but he seems like he may be someone to reckon with in the Royal Rumble!!!!
Vince: You may be right about that Jesse, another man who is going to be tough to deal with at the Royal Rumble is about to make his way to the ring to face the Repo Man!!!!
Vince: Last week he was a special referee, tonight he is here to FIGHT Jesse!!!
Ventura: I’ll tell you this McMahon he better not overlook the Repo Man, he is one tough man!!!!
Vince: No one is doubting that Jesse!!! But the Bossman may be in the best shape he has been in since coming to the World Wrestling Federation!!!!!! Everyone will have to watch out for him at the Royal Rumble!!!!
Repo Man and Bossman start brawling as soon as the bell rings!!!! Neither man is backing down but Bossman starts to get the upperhand!!! Bossman then clotheslines Repo Man over the top rope to the floor!!! Repo Man reaches in the ring and drags Bossman out of the ring to the floor!!! The two men continue to brawl!!! Repo Man whips Bossman into the guardrail, Repo then charges Bossman but Bossman backdrops Repo Man into the front row!!!!!! Bossman pulls Repo Man back over the guardrail and rolls him back into the ring. Big splash from Bossman!!! Cover only gets a two count!?! Bossman tosses Repo into the ropes and hits the Bossman Slam!!!!! Cover is academic at this point as Bossman gets the three count and the victory here on Monday Night Raw!!!!
WINNER: THE BIG BOSSMAN @6:12
Vince: A big win for the Big Bossman here on Monday Night Raw!!! He is ready for the Royal Rumble Jesse!!!! And for more on the Rumble lets send it to Gorilla Monsoon who is standing by with the Royal Rumble Slam Jam!!!!!!!
Gorilla Monsoon: We are just a few short weeks away from The Royal Rumble and fans are going to be hanging from the rafters when we invade the Arco Arena in sunny Sacramento, California!! And besides the Rumble itself was have some big matches already signed!!!
First the WWF Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when the Champion Bret “The Hitman” Hart faces Razor Ramon, then the Pride of the USA Hacksaw Jim Duggan tries to do what no one has yet been able to do and defeat the mammoth 550 pound Yokozuna!!!!! And then the Intercontiental Title will be on the line when former friends and tag team partners collide when The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defends against Marty Jannetty!!!
And then there is the Royal Rumble itself and this year the winner of the Royal Rumble punches his ticket to face the WWF Champion at Wrestlemania!!! We have had several sign ups already including former 2 time WWF Champion “Macho Man” Randy Savage, former WWF Champion Sgt. Slaughter, Papa Shango, the undefeated Native American Tatanka, the British Bulldog, the Honky Tonk Man and this man, the man who ran Ric Flair and Bobby Heenan out of the WWF, MR. PERFECT!!!!
Mr. Perfect: The Royal Rumble, 30 wrestlers enter and only one survives to go to face the WWF Champion at Wrestlemania. There are going to be 29 great wrestlers in the Rumble but there is only going to be one that is PERFECT!
Gorilla Another man who will enter the Royal Rumble and also has to be considered one of the favorites is “The Beast from the East” Bam Bam Bigelow!!
Bam Bam Bigelow: Let me tell you people something, I’m Bam Bam Bigelow and I’m coming to the Royal Rumble to take out anyone who gets in my way. The Beast from the East will in the Arco Arena and when it’s all said and done I’ll be the last man standing and on my way to becoming the WWF Champion at Wrestlemania IX!!
Gorilla Monsoon: Folks, you aren’t going to want to miss this one!!! Royal Rumble 1993 is shaping up to be one of the biggest cards I n the history of the WWF!!!! Call your local Pay Per View provider and tell them you don’t want to miss out on the Royal Rumble!!!
Diamond Dallas Page is sitting in a chair with several TV monitors playing in front of him.
Diamond Dallas Page: In the history of the WWF there have been managers like Captain Lou Albano, The Grand Wizard, Mr. Fuji, and Classy Freddie Blassie. But there has never been a dual threat like me, D….D….P! (Page takes a puff of his cigar) And next week I’m coming to Monday Night Raw, but I ain’t coming alone. No sir, I’m bringing with me the man who will rule the World Wrestling Federation. Wait till ya get a load of us!!!!!!!
Jesse Ventura: Next week McMahon, my good friend Diamond Dallas Page will be here and I know who he is bringing with him and it’s going to turn the WWF on it’s head!!! You won’t believe it unless you see it and they are going to talk to the Body here on Raw next week!!!
Vince: That sounds like quite a scoop for you Jesse!!! Now let’s go to the ring for tag team action as the former WWF Tag Team Champions The Natural Disasters meet the Headshrinkers!!!!!!
The Headshrinkers, Fatu and Samu, head to the ring!!! Vince and Jesse talk about how Afa is absent this week and if that means the Headshrinkers are going to be even more out of control than normal.
Vince: And here they come!!!! Earthquake and Typhoon!!! THE NATURAL DIASTERS!!!!! You gotta wonder Jesse if either of these teams are going to step up to challenge the Nasty Boys here next week??
Jesse: Either team would give the current Champs a run for their money Vince!! The Natural Disasters are former Champions after all and I have to believe its only a matter of time before the Headshrinkers are carrying gold themselves!!!
An absolute brawl between these two raw bone teams!!! Neither one has the upper hand until Earthquake catches Samu with a big splash in the corner! Typhoon then tags in but musses a splash and gives Samu the chance to tag out. The Headshrinkers double team Typhoon until Fatu hits a Superfly Splash for the three count and the victory here on Monday Night Raw!!!
WINNERS: THE HEADSHRINKERS @7:02
After the match the Headshrinkers make their way to the commentary table and to the shock of everyone Fatu speaks!!!!
Fatu: Listen up McMahon, Ventura, my bruddah and I are sick of playing like we are a couple of morons!!! We are the most dangerous team in the world today and NASTY BOYS!!! NEXT WEEK!!! You gonna find out how dangers we are when we TAKE THE WWF TAG TITLES FROM YOU!!!!
Vince: OH MY!!!! The Headshrinkers aren’t the mindless savages we thought Jesse!!!
Jesse: Maybe not McMahon, but I think next week they are going to show the Nasty Boys just how savage they are!!! Wait, whats going on in the ring???
Camera shifts to in the ring where Earthquake is walking around with his hands on his hips, Typhoon is trying to talk to his partner but Earthquake isn’t wanting to listen and keeps pulling away until
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EARTHQUAKE CLOTHESLINES HIS PARTNER TYPHOON!!!!
EARTHQUAKE PUTS THE BOOTS TO TYPHOON!!!! TYPHOON KEEPS TRYING TO GET UP BY EARTHQUAKE WON’T LET UP!!!! EARTHQUAKE KICKS TYPHOON IN THE FACE!!!! HE DRAGS TYPHOON TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND STARTS TO JUMP UP AND DOWN!!
Jesse: You know what that means McMahon!!!!
Vince: DON’T DO IT!!! DON’T DO IT!!!
Earthquake runs the ropes and drops on top of Typhoon’s chest with the Earthquake Splash!!!!! Earthquake then spits on Typhoon as officials swarm the ring and Earthquake leaves his partner in a heap in the middle of the ring!!!!!
Jesse: Well Vince as the Headshrinkers look to become the WWF Champions next week, it seems the former Champions the Natural Disasters are done as a team!!!
Vince: That may be so Jesse!!!! Now lets go to the back where the man who will face Razor Ramon next is standing by with his brother, it’s the Rocket Owen Hart and the WWF Champion Bret “The Hitman” Hart!!!!
Bret Hart: Tonight it is gonna be my privilege to watch my little brother Owen excellently execute that greaseball, gutter trash Razor Ramon!!!!
Owen Hart: Razor Ramon, tonight the Rocket is going to take flight and you aren’t going to know what hit you!!!
Bret Hart: And Ramon if you try any of your tricks I’ll be right there!!
Vince: THAT MATCH IS NEXT HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RRRAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!
Vince: Our main event is about to start but I’m being told Typhoon is backstage and he is tearing up the locker room looking for Earthquake!!! Joey Styles, what can you tell us??
Joey Styles: As you can see Typhoon has been on a RAMPAGE!!! He keeps yelling for Earthquake and OH MY GOD!!!
Typhoon rips the microphone away from Joey Styles!!!!!
Typhoon EARTHQUAKE!!!!! YOU BACK JUMPING PUNK!!!! NEXT WEEK, MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!! WHY DON’T YOU FACE ME MAN TO MAN? CAUSE IF YOU DO I PROMISE I’M GONNA KICK YOU ASS!!!
Vince: OH MY!!! Another challenge laid out for next week on Monday Night Raw!!!!
Vince: And there is the music for the younger Hart brother!!!! Here comes the Rocket Owen Hart!!!
Jesse: Not to take anything away from the Rocket Vince, but he is with out a doubt the underdog in this one!!!
Vince: I wouldn’t count the Rocket out Jesse!!!
Vince: And here comes the man who will challenge Bret Hart for the WWF Title at the Royal Rumble….DA BAD GUY RAZOR RAMON!!!!
Jesse: I am telling you right now McMahon, the sky is the limit for Razor Ramon!!!!
Bret Hart makes his way down to the ring in street clothes. He then joins Vince and Jesse at the commentary table. Ramon throws his tooth pick at Bret from the ring but Bret brushes it off. After a little bit of banter between Jesse and Bret referee Teddy Long calls for the bell and this weeks main event is ON!!!
Owen starts the match off fast and Ramon isn’t prepared for it!!!!! Owen has Ramon bouncing around the ring, he grabs several nearfalls including one with a crossbody block that Ramon just barely kicks out of!!! Ramon quickly gets to his feet but Owen connects with a spinning heel kick!!!Ramon quickly rolls out of the ring. Ramon gets in Bret’s face at the commentators table, but Bret simply tells Ramon get back in the ring!!!! Ramon turns around just as Owen hits a suicide dive out of the ring and onto Ramon!!!!! Owen quickly rolls Ramon back into the ring!! Owen comes off the top rope with a diving leg drop!!!!!! Ramon kicks out before 3!!! Ramon blocks a hip toss and damn near decapitates Owen with a clothesline!!!!!
Ramon then takes over beating on Owen, he tosses Owen across the ring with a fallaway slam that gets a two count. Ramon keeps beating Owen down but Owen keeps getting back up, Ramon starts to get frustrated and really starts to abuse Owen. He pulls Owen up twice when he has him down for a pin to continue teaching Owen a lesson. Ramon takes it too far though and when he whips Owen into the corner Owen scales the turnbuckles in desperation and hits a moonsault out of no where!!!!! Owen hang on and almost gets the three count!!!!! Owen grabs Ramon and whips him into the ropes but Owen drops his head to early allowing Ramon to catch him in the Razor’s Edge!!! Ramon makes the cover and gets the three count!!!
WINNER:RAZOR RAMON
Bret slides in the ring to check on his brother, Ramon pulls him up to his feet!!! Bret pushes Ramon away!!! Ramon and Bret get face to face!!!!!!!! Ramon taunts Bret and acts like he is going to back down but then throws a punch!!!! Bret blocks it and throws a punch of his own!!! Bret and Ramon are slugging it out in the middle of the ring as Monday Night Raw goes off the air!!!!!
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