UWA FURY(2/5/89)
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“UWA FURY”
Taped January 11, 1989 at the Portland Sports Arena to air February 5, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Lee Marshall & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see footage of Terry Funk and Big Van Vader making their entrances at CHRISTMAS CHAOS. We see Funk scoring the pin to win the World Title! Then, we see the Moondogs in action! We see “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt making their entrance! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Butch Reed hitting a shoulderblock off the top rope! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! The Freebirds executing a Bamm Bamm Slam! Mil Mascaras hitting a flying bodypress! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
VTR:
Kevin Von Erich is standing in front of a huge Texas flag.
VON ERICH: Freebirds, last week, you made some new enemies! You have two more Texans coming after you!
Terry & Dory Funk also enter the picture!
DORY: I never thought I’d see the day when the Von Erichs and Funks would be fighting side by side! But after you Freebirds cost me the TV Title last week and dang near cost Terry the World Title, we jumped at the chance to be Kevin’s partners!
TERRY: You boys better watch out! You mess with Texas and you’re in for a tail kickin! (pointing to bandage on head) Look what you did last week, Michael Hayes! You two bit David Lee Roth impersonator! You’re gonna pay for this here tonight on TNT!
VON ERICH: Tonight, it’s all about Texas, baby!
MARSHALL: They’re probably the two most legendary families in the history of our sport-the Funks and the Von Erichs! Kevin Von Erich teams with Terry Funk & Dory Funk, Jr. against the Fabulous Freebirds in our main event this week!
MAGNUM: Michael Rotunda defends his American Title against “Dirty White Boy” Tony Anthony tonight! Rotunda and Missy Hyatt had better not take this match lightly!
MARSHALL: They had an arm wrestling contest and tonight, they will meet in a tug of war for 5 grand! It’s Big John Studd vs. Yukon John Nord!
MAGNUM: We also have a rugged 8 man tag match with four members of the House of Humperdink-Rip”the Crippler” Oliver, Bad News Brown, & the Moondogs against the Texas Broncos, Cactus Jack, & Jimmy Valiant! And the Boogie Woogie Man has a real problem with Rip Oliver!
MARSHALL: At WINTER WARFARE on pay per view, Valiant and Oliver will have a stretcher match! This match could provide a preview! Right now, the most popular wrestler in the history of Mexico is in the ring!
MIL MASCARAS VS. BARRY O: Mil puts on quite a show for the fans and he gets the pin after a flying shoulder block.
COMMERCIAL
SGT. SLAUGHTER, HACKSAW BUTCH REED, & RANGER ROSS VS. TERRY ADONIS, TARRAS BULBA, & MR. ATLANTA: The Cobra Corps has a tuneup for their six man elimination tag match at WINTER WARFARE. Reed pins the masked Mr. Atlanta after a shoulderblock of the top rope.
BONI: I am joined by the American Champion, “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda and the first lady of wrestling, Missy Hyatt! Before we hear your comments, I have a piece of video you need to see!
VTR:
Tito Santana is standing in a blackened studio.
TITO: Let me tell you a story. When I started my wrestling career, I worked for a promoter named Nick Roberts. Nick had a daughter. His daughter was having a tough time with her Spanish class in school. I helped her with her Spanish and she got an A. She told me that some day, she’d do something to help me. Well, I want Nick’s little girl to come out so you can meet her!
Meet Baby Doll! Now, Rotunda, I asked you to fight like a man and leave Missy Hyatt in the locker room! You wouldn’t do that! You need her interference! At WINTER WARFARE, This young lady is gonna take care of Missy! I’m gonna take care of you and regain my American Title!
BABY DOLL: Missy Hyatt, I have something for you, sweetie! (holds up clinched fist)
TITO AND BAY DOLL: ARRIBA!
BONI: What do you two have to say?
MISSY: (nearly hysterical) Did you see how big she was, Michael? This is kind of scary, baby!
ROTUNDA: Look, this doesn’t worry me in the least! At my mansion, I have a state of the art gym with all of the most modern fitness equipment! Every day, Missy and I work out for several hours, side by side. Missy is in incredible physical condition. Her endurance is amazing! Missy, dear, you are in much better shape than that bleach blonde phony, what did he call her? Baby Bull? She doesn’t stand a chance, just like Tito doesn’t!
Michael and Missy flex!
ROTUNDA: look at these bodies, Boni! I’ll bet you wish that you looked like Missy!
BONI: Mmmmm...no comment!
ROTUNDA: 1989 will be the year of Rotunda in the UWA! Missy and I plan on domination like nobody has seen since Alexander the Great! We have plans and it will take more than Tito and Baby Bull to stop us!
BONI: I think her name is Baby DOLL…
MISSY: Does it really even matter?
COMMERCIAL
As their opponents wait in the ring, the next challengers for the Moondogs’ tag team titles arrive in the arena.
BADD COMPANY VS. TOM “ROCKY” STONE & THE NIGHTMARE: Paul Diamond & Pat Tanaka seem to look more impressive every time out. Stone is the victim of a legsweep/superkick combination that puts him down for the count. Rex & Spot had better watch out!
VTR:
We see the logo, see footage of troops marching, tanks rolling, fighter jets, flying, all intercut with wrestling action from the UWA as the music plays…
We cut to Mark Lowrance in a control room setting…
LOWRANCE: Once again, we are here to remind you about WINTER WARFARE live on pay per view from Reunion Arena in Dallas on February 20th at 8 p.m. A huge card scheduled! Here are the matches:
UWA WORLD TITLE MATCH-TEXAS DEATH MATCH RULES!
TERRY FUNK ©
VS.
BIG VAN VADER
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE MOONDOGS ©
VS.
BADD COMPANY
UWA TV TITLE MATCH
MICHAEL HAYES
VS.
KEVIN VON ERICH
PERRO AGUAYO VS. MIL MASCARAS
SIX MAN ELIMINATION TAG
SGT. SLAUGHTER, HACKSAW BUTCH REED, & RANGER ROSS
VS.
IRON SHEIK, NIKOLAI VOLKOFF, & BORIS ZHUKOV
UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-ENGLISH RULES:
CHRIS ADAMS VS. DEAN MALENKO
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & THE TEXAS BRONCOS
VS.
THE HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAKERS & THE GREAT KOKINA
STRETCHER MATCH: RIP OLIVER VS. JIMMY VALIANT
Just signed:
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH!
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA © (W/MISSY HYATT)
VS.
TITO SANTANA (W/BABY DOLL)
LOWRANCE: I’m sure there will be more announcements next week!
COMMERCIAL
BORIS ZHUKOV & NIKOLAI VOLKOFF (W/IRON SHEIK) VS. THE KILLER BEES: During Volkoff’s prematch singing of the Soviet anthem, Sgt. Slaughter comes out, waving Old Glory! This really frustrates the foreigners to the point where Blair & Brunzell keep the advantage most of the way. The Russians do manage a big win as Volkoff pins Brunzell after he and Zhukov hit a double clothesline on the Minnesota native.
MAGNUM: When Slaughter, Ross, & Reed take on the Sheik and the Russians, it will be all out war!
COMMERCIAL
We see Sir Oliver Humperdink and his men enter the ring. Then, we hear…
Jimmy Valiant, the Texas Broncos, & Cactus Jack make their way down the aisle!
RIP “THE CRIPPLER” OLIVER, BAD NEWS BROWN, & THE MOONDOGS VS. JIMMY “BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN” VALIANT, CACTUS JACK, & THE TEXAS BRONCOS: A wild, Memphis style brawl! In the confusion, Bad News hits Cactus with the Ghetto Blaster and gets the pin! Big win for the House of Humperdink!
COMMERCIAL
We go to Boni Blackstone in the interview area…
BONI: I am here with the former Undisputed World Champion...BIG VAN VADER!!! I have to admit-last week, you laid out both Funk brothers!
VADER: I destroyed the Funks, Boni! I’m gonna take my belt back my title at WINTER WARFARE! Do you have any doubt that I can beat Terry Funk in a Texas Death match? The Funks don’t have any doubt! Last week, they had a problem with me and they had a problem with the Fabulous Freebirds! This week, they didn’t want a match with me! They didn’t ask for a chance to get revenge against me! They wanted the Freebirds! I’ve already destroyed the Freebirds just like I destroyed the Funks last week! They are running scared!
BONI: You have a rugged opponent this week! He’s won championships all over the world, the big Samoan, Sika!
VADER: Yeah, he’s tough, but he’s not ready for the pain game! Terry Funk, this next match is dedicated for you!
COMMERCIAL
BIG VAN VADER VS. SIKA: Sika is big and tough, but he’s no match for the former champion. Vader gets the pin after a Vader Bomb and keeps calling for Terry Funk!
VTR: Yukon John Nord stands in the locker room…
NORD: Studd! We tried arm wrestling! I had you beat and the House of Humperdink had to get involved to save your sorry butt! Tonight, it’s a tug of war! 5 grand on the line! I know that I’m stronger! Let’s see if you’re man enough to make it a one on one situation! Tell that blob Humperdink to stay out of it! Tell your hoodlum buddies to stay out of it!
VTR: Big John Studd stands in a locker room. He’s surrounded-Oliver Humperdink, Rip Oliver, and Bad News Brown are there, too!
SOH: It will be a glorious night for the House of Humperdink! The mighty Big John Studd is unbeatable in any test of strength! Yukon John, you have no chance! (holds up roll of bills) You won’t even get to sniff this five grand, you peasant!
STUDD: (flexing muscles) Nord, look at this powerful body, punk! (holds up rope) You’re gonna beg Sir Oliver to take you into the House of Humperdink after it’s all over!
COMMERCIAL
TUG OF WAR: YUKON JOHN NORD VS. BIG JOHN STUDD(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): Studd and Humperdink do a bunch of stalling to start out. When they finally get started, Big John has an early advantage, but Nord makes a comeback and it looks like he’s going to win! SOH starts waving wildly toward the dressing room area! Here come Rip Oliver and Bad News Brown! Brown and Oliver attack Yukon John! With Studd and Humperdink’s help, they unleash a brutal beating on the big lumberjack, capped off by two spike piledrivers, the last one onto a steel chair! Thankfully, Jimmy Valiant, the Texas Broncos, & BADD Company run in for the save! Paramedics tend to Nord’s damaged neck afterwards…
COMMERCIAL
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH: “MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA (W/MISSY HYATT) © VS. “DIRTY WHITE BOY” TONY ANTHONY: Anthony gives the champ a spirited bout this week, but as Missy cheers him on, Rotundo gets the duke after a pair of double underhook suplexes. Rotundo looks supremely confident as Missy raises his hand, but a rematch with Tito Santana is rapidly approaching!
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
A limo pulls up to the Showboat Hotel & Casino. A chauffeur steps out of the limo opens the back door. Two men exit the limo…
A graphic that reads “COMING SOON! THE FANTAstICS!!!” appears on the screen. Then, we fade to black and back to the arena…
Michael Hayes leads the way as the Fabulous Freebirds enter the arena! They look confident to the point of arrogance and then, the music changes…
Kevin Von Erich and the Funk brothers arrive!
KEVIN VON ERICH & DORY FUNK, JR. & TERRY FUNK VS. THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS: At first, the Funks and Von Erich outwrestle the ‘birds and seem to have them completely frustrated! The Freebirds gain an advantage on Kevin and isolate the eldest Von Erich brother on their side of the ring and get a ton of heat on him! Finally, the match breaks down in an absolute brawl with all six men in the ring! In the confusion, Kevin hits a high cross body on Hayes and pins him right in the middle!
MAGNUM: If that happens at WINTER WARFARE, we’ll have a brand new UWA TV CHAMPION!!!
NEXT WEEK:
HACKSAW BUTCH REED VS. BORIS ZHUKOV!
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN VS. KOKINA!
THE FREEBIRDS VS. CACTUS JACK & THE KILLER BEES!
KEVIN VON ERICH VS. HANGMAN BOBBY JAGGERS!
TITO SANTANA, MIL MASCARAS, & CHRIS ADAMS IN SIX MAN ACTION!
IRON SHEIK VS. TODD CHAMPION!
TEXAS BRONCOS & BADD COMPANY VS. MOONDOGS & HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAKERS!
Taped January 11, 1989 at the Portland Sports Arena to air February 5, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Lee Marshall & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see footage of Terry Funk and Big Van Vader making their entrances at CHRISTMAS CHAOS. We see Funk scoring the pin to win the World Title! Then, we see the Moondogs in action! We see “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt making their entrance! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Butch Reed hitting a shoulderblock off the top rope! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! The Freebirds executing a Bamm Bamm Slam! Mil Mascaras hitting a flying bodypress! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
VTR:
Kevin Von Erich is standing in front of a huge Texas flag.
VON ERICH: Freebirds, last week, you made some new enemies! You have two more Texans coming after you!
Terry & Dory Funk also enter the picture!
DORY: I never thought I’d see the day when the Von Erichs and Funks would be fighting side by side! But after you Freebirds cost me the TV Title last week and dang near cost Terry the World Title, we jumped at the chance to be Kevin’s partners!
TERRY: You boys better watch out! You mess with Texas and you’re in for a tail kickin! (pointing to bandage on head) Look what you did last week, Michael Hayes! You two bit David Lee Roth impersonator! You’re gonna pay for this here tonight on TNT!
VON ERICH: Tonight, it’s all about Texas, baby!
MARSHALL: They’re probably the two most legendary families in the history of our sport-the Funks and the Von Erichs! Kevin Von Erich teams with Terry Funk & Dory Funk, Jr. against the Fabulous Freebirds in our main event this week!
MAGNUM: Michael Rotunda defends his American Title against “Dirty White Boy” Tony Anthony tonight! Rotunda and Missy Hyatt had better not take this match lightly!
MARSHALL: They had an arm wrestling contest and tonight, they will meet in a tug of war for 5 grand! It’s Big John Studd vs. Yukon John Nord!
MAGNUM: We also have a rugged 8 man tag match with four members of the House of Humperdink-Rip”the Crippler” Oliver, Bad News Brown, & the Moondogs against the Texas Broncos, Cactus Jack, & Jimmy Valiant! And the Boogie Woogie Man has a real problem with Rip Oliver!
MARSHALL: At WINTER WARFARE on pay per view, Valiant and Oliver will have a stretcher match! This match could provide a preview! Right now, the most popular wrestler in the history of Mexico is in the ring!
MIL MASCARAS VS. BARRY O: Mil puts on quite a show for the fans and he gets the pin after a flying shoulder block.
COMMERCIAL
SGT. SLAUGHTER, HACKSAW BUTCH REED, & RANGER ROSS VS. TERRY ADONIS, TARRAS BULBA, & MR. ATLANTA: The Cobra Corps has a tuneup for their six man elimination tag match at WINTER WARFARE. Reed pins the masked Mr. Atlanta after a shoulderblock of the top rope.
BONI: I am joined by the American Champion, “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda and the first lady of wrestling, Missy Hyatt! Before we hear your comments, I have a piece of video you need to see!
VTR:
Tito Santana is standing in a blackened studio.
TITO: Let me tell you a story. When I started my wrestling career, I worked for a promoter named Nick Roberts. Nick had a daughter. His daughter was having a tough time with her Spanish class in school. I helped her with her Spanish and she got an A. She told me that some day, she’d do something to help me. Well, I want Nick’s little girl to come out so you can meet her!
Meet Baby Doll! Now, Rotunda, I asked you to fight like a man and leave Missy Hyatt in the locker room! You wouldn’t do that! You need her interference! At WINTER WARFARE, This young lady is gonna take care of Missy! I’m gonna take care of you and regain my American Title!
BABY DOLL: Missy Hyatt, I have something for you, sweetie! (holds up clinched fist)
TITO AND BAY DOLL: ARRIBA!
BONI: What do you two have to say?
MISSY: (nearly hysterical) Did you see how big she was, Michael? This is kind of scary, baby!
ROTUNDA: Look, this doesn’t worry me in the least! At my mansion, I have a state of the art gym with all of the most modern fitness equipment! Every day, Missy and I work out for several hours, side by side. Missy is in incredible physical condition. Her endurance is amazing! Missy, dear, you are in much better shape than that bleach blonde phony, what did he call her? Baby Bull? She doesn’t stand a chance, just like Tito doesn’t!
Michael and Missy flex!
ROTUNDA: look at these bodies, Boni! I’ll bet you wish that you looked like Missy!
BONI: Mmmmm...no comment!
ROTUNDA: 1989 will be the year of Rotunda in the UWA! Missy and I plan on domination like nobody has seen since Alexander the Great! We have plans and it will take more than Tito and Baby Bull to stop us!
BONI: I think her name is Baby DOLL…
MISSY: Does it really even matter?
COMMERCIAL
As their opponents wait in the ring, the next challengers for the Moondogs’ tag team titles arrive in the arena.
BADD COMPANY VS. TOM “ROCKY” STONE & THE NIGHTMARE: Paul Diamond & Pat Tanaka seem to look more impressive every time out. Stone is the victim of a legsweep/superkick combination that puts him down for the count. Rex & Spot had better watch out!
VTR:
We see the logo, see footage of troops marching, tanks rolling, fighter jets, flying, all intercut with wrestling action from the UWA as the music plays…
We cut to Mark Lowrance in a control room setting…
LOWRANCE: Once again, we are here to remind you about WINTER WARFARE live on pay per view from Reunion Arena in Dallas on February 20th at 8 p.m. A huge card scheduled! Here are the matches:
UWA WORLD TITLE MATCH-TEXAS DEATH MATCH RULES!
TERRY FUNK ©
VS.
BIG VAN VADER
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE MOONDOGS ©
VS.
BADD COMPANY
UWA TV TITLE MATCH
MICHAEL HAYES
VS.
KEVIN VON ERICH
PERRO AGUAYO VS. MIL MASCARAS
SIX MAN ELIMINATION TAG
SGT. SLAUGHTER, HACKSAW BUTCH REED, & RANGER ROSS
VS.
IRON SHEIK, NIKOLAI VOLKOFF, & BORIS ZHUKOV
UWA WORLD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-ENGLISH RULES:
CHRIS ADAMS VS. DEAN MALENKO
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & THE TEXAS BRONCOS
VS.
THE HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAKERS & THE GREAT KOKINA
STRETCHER MATCH: RIP OLIVER VS. JIMMY VALIANT
Just signed:
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH!
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA © (W/MISSY HYATT)
VS.
TITO SANTANA (W/BABY DOLL)
LOWRANCE: I’m sure there will be more announcements next week!
COMMERCIAL
BORIS ZHUKOV & NIKOLAI VOLKOFF (W/IRON SHEIK) VS. THE KILLER BEES: During Volkoff’s prematch singing of the Soviet anthem, Sgt. Slaughter comes out, waving Old Glory! This really frustrates the foreigners to the point where Blair & Brunzell keep the advantage most of the way. The Russians do manage a big win as Volkoff pins Brunzell after he and Zhukov hit a double clothesline on the Minnesota native.
MAGNUM: When Slaughter, Ross, & Reed take on the Sheik and the Russians, it will be all out war!
COMMERCIAL
We see Sir Oliver Humperdink and his men enter the ring. Then, we hear…
Jimmy Valiant, the Texas Broncos, & Cactus Jack make their way down the aisle!
RIP “THE CRIPPLER” OLIVER, BAD NEWS BROWN, & THE MOONDOGS VS. JIMMY “BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN” VALIANT, CACTUS JACK, & THE TEXAS BRONCOS: A wild, Memphis style brawl! In the confusion, Bad News hits Cactus with the Ghetto Blaster and gets the pin! Big win for the House of Humperdink!
COMMERCIAL
We go to Boni Blackstone in the interview area…
BONI: I am here with the former Undisputed World Champion...BIG VAN VADER!!! I have to admit-last week, you laid out both Funk brothers!
VADER: I destroyed the Funks, Boni! I’m gonna take my belt back my title at WINTER WARFARE! Do you have any doubt that I can beat Terry Funk in a Texas Death match? The Funks don’t have any doubt! Last week, they had a problem with me and they had a problem with the Fabulous Freebirds! This week, they didn’t want a match with me! They didn’t ask for a chance to get revenge against me! They wanted the Freebirds! I’ve already destroyed the Freebirds just like I destroyed the Funks last week! They are running scared!
BONI: You have a rugged opponent this week! He’s won championships all over the world, the big Samoan, Sika!
VADER: Yeah, he’s tough, but he’s not ready for the pain game! Terry Funk, this next match is dedicated for you!
COMMERCIAL
BIG VAN VADER VS. SIKA: Sika is big and tough, but he’s no match for the former champion. Vader gets the pin after a Vader Bomb and keeps calling for Terry Funk!
VTR: Yukon John Nord stands in the locker room…
NORD: Studd! We tried arm wrestling! I had you beat and the House of Humperdink had to get involved to save your sorry butt! Tonight, it’s a tug of war! 5 grand on the line! I know that I’m stronger! Let’s see if you’re man enough to make it a one on one situation! Tell that blob Humperdink to stay out of it! Tell your hoodlum buddies to stay out of it!
VTR: Big John Studd stands in a locker room. He’s surrounded-Oliver Humperdink, Rip Oliver, and Bad News Brown are there, too!
SOH: It will be a glorious night for the House of Humperdink! The mighty Big John Studd is unbeatable in any test of strength! Yukon John, you have no chance! (holds up roll of bills) You won’t even get to sniff this five grand, you peasant!
STUDD: (flexing muscles) Nord, look at this powerful body, punk! (holds up rope) You’re gonna beg Sir Oliver to take you into the House of Humperdink after it’s all over!
COMMERCIAL
TUG OF WAR: YUKON JOHN NORD VS. BIG JOHN STUDD(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): Studd and Humperdink do a bunch of stalling to start out. When they finally get started, Big John has an early advantage, but Nord makes a comeback and it looks like he’s going to win! SOH starts waving wildly toward the dressing room area! Here come Rip Oliver and Bad News Brown! Brown and Oliver attack Yukon John! With Studd and Humperdink’s help, they unleash a brutal beating on the big lumberjack, capped off by two spike piledrivers, the last one onto a steel chair! Thankfully, Jimmy Valiant, the Texas Broncos, & BADD Company run in for the save! Paramedics tend to Nord’s damaged neck afterwards…
COMMERCIAL
AMERICAN TITLE MATCH: “MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA (W/MISSY HYATT) © VS. “DIRTY WHITE BOY” TONY ANTHONY: Anthony gives the champ a spirited bout this week, but as Missy cheers him on, Rotundo gets the duke after a pair of double underhook suplexes. Rotundo looks supremely confident as Missy raises his hand, but a rematch with Tito Santana is rapidly approaching!
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
A limo pulls up to the Showboat Hotel & Casino. A chauffeur steps out of the limo opens the back door. Two men exit the limo…
A graphic that reads “COMING SOON! THE FANTAstICS!!!” appears on the screen. Then, we fade to black and back to the arena…
Michael Hayes leads the way as the Fabulous Freebirds enter the arena! They look confident to the point of arrogance and then, the music changes…
Kevin Von Erich and the Funk brothers arrive!
KEVIN VON ERICH & DORY FUNK, JR. & TERRY FUNK VS. THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS: At first, the Funks and Von Erich outwrestle the ‘birds and seem to have them completely frustrated! The Freebirds gain an advantage on Kevin and isolate the eldest Von Erich brother on their side of the ring and get a ton of heat on him! Finally, the match breaks down in an absolute brawl with all six men in the ring! In the confusion, Kevin hits a high cross body on Hayes and pins him right in the middle!
MAGNUM: If that happens at WINTER WARFARE, we’ll have a brand new UWA TV CHAMPION!!!
NEXT WEEK:
HACKSAW BUTCH REED VS. BORIS ZHUKOV!
BLACKJACK MULLIGAN VS. KOKINA!
THE FREEBIRDS VS. CACTUS JACK & THE KILLER BEES!
KEVIN VON ERICH VS. HANGMAN BOBBY JAGGERS!
TITO SANTANA, MIL MASCARAS, & CHRIS ADAMS IN SIX MAN ACTION!
IRON SHEIK VS. TODD CHAMPION!
TEXAS BRONCOS & BADD COMPANY VS. MOONDOGS & HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAKERS!
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