UWA FURY (1/22/89)
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“UWA FURY”
Taped January 3, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas to air January 22, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Lee Marshall & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see footage of Terry Funk and Big Van Vader making their entrances at CHRISTMAS CHAOS. We see Funk scoring the pin to win the World Title!The, we see the Moondogs in action! We see “Megabucks Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt making their entrance! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Butch Reed hitting a shoulderblock off the top rope! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! The Freebirds executing a Bamm Bamm Slam!Mil Mascaras hitting a flying bodypress! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
TITO SANTANA VS. GEORGE SOUTH: Tito is still fired up about his recent promblems with American Champion Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt. South pays the price and ends up submitting to Tito’s figure four leglock in our opener! Afterwards, he joins the lovely Boni Blackstone…
BONI: Tito, last week, I’m sure I speak for everybody who saw the match with “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda-YOU WERE ROBBED!
TITO: Anybody could see that, Boni! That bimbo at ringside hit me in the head with her purse! I don’t know if she had a brick in there or a boulde or what it was! Rotunda, I’m challenging you to a match for the belt at the big pay per view on February 20th! There is a way to keep your girlfriend out of my business! She won’t like it at all, but I’ve had it with outside interference, Rotunda! If you have the guts to sign the dotted line, we’ll settle this once and for all at WINTER WARFARE! ARRIBA!
COMMERCIAL
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. “GOLDEN BOY” CHICK DONOAVAN: During the bout, Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik come to ringside and watch “America’s Hero” in action. Slaughter is not intimidated, but he is distracted and the match is more dificult than it should be. In the end, Slaughter pins Donovan after a Slaughter Cannon, followed by a staredown with the Sheik & Volkoff!
COMMERCIAL
HACKSAW BUTCH REED VS. NIKOLAI VOLKOFF(W/IRON SHEIK): During Mark Lowranc’s intros, Slaughter and Sheik are still jaw jacking, When the bell rings, Sarge exits the premises and we have a brawl on our hands! Reed and Volkofff fight in the ring and on the floor! Amazingly, the Sheik doesn’t get physically involved at first. When the advantage swings to Reed, Boris Zhukov joins the Sheik at ringside. When Hacksaw hoists the big Soviet into a gorilla press slam, Zhukov and the Sheik attack! Volkoff joins in and it’s a three on one beatdown until Slaughter and Ranger Ross intervene! The foreign hels bail out and join Boni Blackstone!
BONI: The three of you gave Butch Reed quite a beating! You didn’t seem to like it when the odds evened up…
SHEIK: You silly American woman! Why are you out in public flaunting yourself? Slaughter made a cowardly sneak attack like Americans always do! I had my comrades and we showed them that Iran is number one! Russia, number one! USA? HACK PHOOEY!
VOLKOFF: Butch Reed, you found out what happens when a big mouth American gets in the ring with a Soviet athlete! You are just like Slaughter! You talk a big talk, but you don’t back it up inside ring!
BONI: Hold up! Here’s Slaughter, Ros, and Reed!
SLAUGHTER: You maggots, I have good news for the Cobra Corps! Bad news for you three! I just inducted Hacksaw Butch Reed into the Cobra Corps! We’re challenging you jerks to a six man elimination tag match at Winter Warfare on Frbruary 20th over at Reunion Arena! That way we can take you out, one at a time!
REED: That’s the challenge! Do you three stiffs accept it?
SHEIK: You don’t scare us! We will wrestle you at this Winter Warfare!
ZHUKOV: The USA is going down, Gomer!
ROSS: We’ll see who the gomer is, you goldbrick!
BONI: Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but I have another interview scheduled….
SLAUGHTER: Did you maggots hear that? YOU’RE DISMISSED!
The wrestlers disperse and Dustin Rhodes comes out…
BONI: The Texas Broncos, former UWA Worlf Tag Team Champions are scheduled to wrestle Downtown Bruno’s Hollywood Heartbreakers here tonight. I see half of the Broncos, Dustin Rhodes, has joined us…
DUSTIN: Ok, Boni, here’s the thing: Kendall called me earlier. He’s down in Texas with his dad, Blackjsck Mulligan. Kendall’s aunt Bella Jo is having surgery and it sounds very serious. You know how much family means to the Rhodes and Mulligan families. Kendall’s place is down in Eagle Pass today, so I don’t have a partner! I know there are a lot of guys in the back who would love an opportunity to have a match on worldwide TV tonight. Maybe, I could find a fill in partner just for this evening…
BONI: Or maybe even wrestle Jack Victory or John Tatum one on one.
Downtown Bruno walks into the picture…
BRUNO: (doing lousy Dusty Rhodes impression) Dustin Rhodes, baby! The manchild who has sprang from the loins of the American Dream, if you weeeel! How is your old man these days? I’ve always been a fan, ya know!
DUSTIN: Dad’s doing well…
BRUNO: Glad to hear that about da Bull of da Woods, daddy! Dustin, I been watching you closely, baby and the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, if you weeeel! Your partner, the walking Q tip, ain’t much of a prospect, but you are the future of professional wrestling, if you weeel! Future World’s Heavyweight Champion, daddy! All you need is guidance, a guiding light through the night! You’re a plumber’s grandson from Austin, Texas! I grew up on the mean streets of Fort Duquense Boulevard in Pittsburgh! We’d be the perfect combination, daddy! Join the Downtown Connection right here and now and you can forget about wrestling the Hollywood Heartbreakers! All ya gotta do is shake my hands, Dustin!
DUSTIN: Bruno, my father, the man you claim to be such a fan of, warned me about bloodsucking leeches like you, if you will! I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire, much less shake your hand! No deal!
Jack victory and John Tatum walk out and flank their manager!
TATUM: Dustin Rhodes, you jabroini! How dare you speak to our manager that way! You are no better than these tobacco chewing rednecks here at the Sportatorium! You should beg Downtown Bruno to manage you!
VICTORY: maybe if we kick your butt, it will change your mind!
BRUNO: The rules say that if your partner no shows that you have to wrestle my guys two on one, baby! Like Mama says, “it bes dat way sometimes”!
Referee David Manning walks out!
MANNING: Dustin, I’m sorry, but he’s right. We need to get it changed, but the UWA bylaws say that if a wrestler’s partner isn’t there, the wrestler has to go it alone!
DUSTIN: It’s ok! I won’t back down!
Dustin heads to the ring!
BRUNO: After a few minutes of this, he’ll beg to join the Downtown Connection!
BONI: We’ll be right back!
COMMERCIAL
DUSTIN RHODES VS. THE HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAKERS(W/DOWNTOWN BRUNO): Rhodes will have to go it alone against a very tough tag team tonight! Dustin starts off strong, really taking it to the heels! The Heartbreakers use the numbers game to gain an advantage and get a ton of heat on the Texan. Finally, Dustin makes an unlikely comeback and goes to town on the Heartbreakers! Dustin hits a bulldog on Tatum, followed by a big elbow drop on Victory! It looks like he’s gonna pull it off! Bruno is jumping up and down at ringside, waving wildly! Here comes Kokina! The massive Samoan lumbers to the ring! Kokina enters and Dusting goes after him! SAMOAN DROP BY KOKINA! The Heartbreakers hold Dustin down and Kokina hits two massive splashes! Dustin is in serious trouble! Wvery official in the building and a few wrestlers come in and help Dustin to the back.
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
We see the logo, see footage of troops marching, tanks rolling, fighter jets, flying, all intercut with wrestling action from the UWA as the music plays…
We cut to Mark Lowrance in a control room setting…
LOWRANCE: Welcome to the WINTER WARFARE control center! WINTER WARFARE will originate from Reunion Arena in Dallas, TX and be available on pay per view. Here are the matches signed thus far:
UWA WORLD TITLE MATCH-TEXAS DEATH MATCH RULES!
TERRY FUNK ©
VS.
BIG VAN VADER
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE MOONDOGS ©
VS.
BADD COMPANY
UWA TV TITLE MATCH
MICHAEL HAYES
VS.
KEVIN VON ERICH
PERRO AGUAYO VS. MIL MASCARAS
SIX MAN ELIMINATION TAG
SGT. SLAUGHTER, HACKSAW BUTCH REED, & RANGER ROSS
VS.
IRON SHEIK, NIKOLAI VOLKOFF, & BORIS ZHUKOV
LOWRANCE: We will have more matches to announce next week here on UWA FURY! This will be one of the all time great wrestling cards of all time! Contact your pay per view provider ASAP! Right now, Boni Blackstone is standing by….
BONI: I’m here with Dustin Rhodes! Dustin, you really need to get some medical attention for your ribs after what just happened!
DUSTIN: I just want everybody to know-I just spoke with Kendall! His aunt came through the surgery and it’s all ok with his family! He’ll be at UWA FURY next week and he’s not coming alone! Bruno, you and your stooges had better watch out! We’re tired of your **BLEEP**!!!!
BONI: Let’s go back to the ring!
YUKON JOHN NORD VS. CHICKY STARR & CHUCK COATES: Our second handicap match in a row tonight! Early in the match, John Studd and Sir Oliver Humperdink come out and watch the match and sneer. Yukon John is awesome as he takes apart both opponents. Nord pins the very capable Starr after a kick to the face. Then, Nord locks in the full nelson on Coates and it’s all over! Nord gestures for Studd to enter the ring, but the massive heel waves him off and leaves the arena as the fans boo loudly!
COMMERCIAL
The music brings Paul Diamond and Pat Tanaka into the ring. These two have a championship match against the Moondogs at the upcoming PPV!
BADD COMPANY VS. AKIO SATO & BARRY O: Sato & O are capable veterans and give Badd Co. a run for their money this week. Tanaka pins Barry O after a tornado DDT to take the fall.
COMMERCIAL
Rip Oliver enters the arena with Sir Oliver Humperdink by his side. Rip’s Carry Out Service pushes a gurney to the ring. Then, we hear….
The “Boogie Woogie Man” is on his way!
“BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN” JIMMY VALIANT VS. RIP “THE CRIPPLER” OLIVER (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): These two brawlers tear into each other with a vengeance! Oliver uses a foreign object throughout the match. Valiant eventually fights fire with fire by using a Tennessee chain that he pulls out of one of his boots. Valiant applies the sleeper and has Oliver groggy, but Rip escapes by throwing Jimmy over the top rope! That’s an automatic DQ! Oliver follows Valiant to the floor and piledrives him on the floor! Valiant lies on the floor, twitching spasmodically! Oliver’s flunkies load Handsome Jimmy onto the gurney and they haul him down the aisleThey almost get Valiant out of the arena, but he sits up climbs off the gurney, and knocks both members of the Carryout Service down! An angry Valiant slams the gurney to the floor! Oliver and Humperdink look terrified!
COMMERCIAL
PERRO AGUAYO VS. JOHNNY “CRASH” RICH: One of Mexico’s greates makes his UWA debut. Magnum says he has talked to his good friend Chavo Guerrero about the situation between Perro and Mil Mascaras. According to Chavo, Perro has always claimed that masked wrestlers like Mil have tried to hold Perro down and keep him from achieving stardom. Chavo claims this is ridiculous because the the Guerrero family doesn’t wear masks and they have been successful. The bitterness between Aguayo and Mascaras has led to the match at WINTER WARFARE. Perro gets a hard fought win over Rich, pinning him after a double stomp.
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m here with the UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion “Gentleman” Chris Adams. Your number one contender and former champion Dean Malenko is standing by. Dean, do you hear me?
We go to split screen…
MALENKO: Loud and clear!
BONI: I want to try to see if we can come to an understanding after what happened last week. First, let’s go back to the video from last week: it was a six man tag with the two of you and Kevin Von Erich against the Freebirds…
VTR:
...the match erupts into an all out brawl! Adams and Von Erich are kicking tail! Adams throws a superkick at Buddy Roberts, but Buddy Jack sidesteps and the kick hits Malenko right in the face! Dean goes down like he’s shot and Terry Gordy covers Malenko for the 1-2-3!
After the bout, Adams helps Malenko to his feet and appears to be apologizing profusely to his archrival! Malenko slaps the taste out of the Englishman’s mout! Kevin Von Erich is trying to place peacemaker, but Malenko ain’t having it! We have an unfortunate situation here in the Sportatorium! Finally, Von Erich and every referee available, seperate Adams and Malenko!
ADAMS: Dean, I apologize! I messed up and I am sorry! I was trying to kick Buddy Roberts! He was too quick and got out of the way! I hit you instead! I am sorry!
MALENKO: My father, the Great Malenko not only trained me to be a wrestler, he warned me about the nature of this sport. He said when championship belts were involved, most men would do anything to eliminate their competition! This is a ruthless business, Adams! I understand that! I accept that! Why don’t you admit that you deliberately superkicked me last week? Why deny what is the obvious truth!
ADAMS: Because it’s not true! It was accidental!
MALENKO: I’m entitled to a rematch for my title, Adams! I want it at WINTER WARFARE on pay per view! I won’t sugar coat anything, Chris! I’ll be brutal and I’ll be ruthless! I’ll do whatever it takes to win! That belt will be mine once again!
ADAMS: Okay, I’ll give you your match! And if you want to win at all costs, I can play that game, too!
BONI: I hate to see these two great athletes have problems like this, but it looks like we might have another great match at the pay per view!
COMMERCIAL
Michael Hayes leads his Freebird broither, Buddy Jack Roberts to the ring! The music changes…
The music changes and the eldest of the surviving Von Erich brothers makes his way to the ring in s hometwon arena!
Hayes has the mic…
HAYES: Von Erich, somehow, you talked your way into a match for my TV Title at the pay per view! It seems your family always seems to get what you want in this state! I ain’t worried, ‘cause I don’t think you’ll even make it back home to your pretty little wife tonight, much less to Reunion Arena! I think Buddy Jack here is gonna put you in the hospital tonight!
BUDDY ROBERTS (W/MICHAEL HAYES) VS. KEVIN VON ERICH: Roberets gives it his best effort to fulfill Michael’s prophecy! It looks like Kevin will win as he executes a picture perfect victory roll on Buddy Jack, but Hayes runs in and attacks Kevin for the DQ! Hayes and Roberts beat on Kevin, but Chris Admas hits the ring to help his friend! Terry Gordy runs in, attacks Adams, and piledrives him! The Freebirds are beating the stew out of Von Erich and Adams! It looks really bad until Sgt. Slaughter, Terry Funk, and Dory Funk, Jr. hit the ring to save the day for the faces!
NEXT WEEK:
THE INTRODUCTION OF THE NEW UWA PRESIDENT!!!
WORLD TITLE MATCH: TERRY FUNK VS. BAD NEWS BROWN!!!
TV TITLE MATCH: MICHAEL HAYES VS. DORY FUNK, JR!!!
THE IRON SHEIK & THE RUSSIANS IN SIX MAN TAG!!!
THE COBRA CORPS IN SIX MAN TAG!!!
THE DEBUT OF EL SAMURAI!
CHRIS ADAMS IN ACTION!
THE TEXAS BRONCOS WILL BE HERE!
MUCH, MUCH, MORE!!!
Taped January 3, 1989 at the Sportatorium in Dallas to air January 22, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Lee Marshall & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see footage of Terry Funk and Big Van Vader making their entrances at CHRISTMAS CHAOS. We see Funk scoring the pin to win the World Title!The, we see the Moondogs in action! We see “Megabucks Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt making their entrance! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Butch Reed hitting a shoulderblock off the top rope! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! The Freebirds executing a Bamm Bamm Slam!Mil Mascaras hitting a flying bodypress! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
TITO SANTANA VS. GEORGE SOUTH: Tito is still fired up about his recent promblems with American Champion Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt. South pays the price and ends up submitting to Tito’s figure four leglock in our opener! Afterwards, he joins the lovely Boni Blackstone…
BONI: Tito, last week, I’m sure I speak for everybody who saw the match with “Megabucks” Michael Rotunda-YOU WERE ROBBED!
TITO: Anybody could see that, Boni! That bimbo at ringside hit me in the head with her purse! I don’t know if she had a brick in there or a boulde or what it was! Rotunda, I’m challenging you to a match for the belt at the big pay per view on February 20th! There is a way to keep your girlfriend out of my business! She won’t like it at all, but I’ve had it with outside interference, Rotunda! If you have the guts to sign the dotted line, we’ll settle this once and for all at WINTER WARFARE! ARRIBA!
COMMERCIAL
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. “GOLDEN BOY” CHICK DONOAVAN: During the bout, Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik come to ringside and watch “America’s Hero” in action. Slaughter is not intimidated, but he is distracted and the match is more dificult than it should be. In the end, Slaughter pins Donovan after a Slaughter Cannon, followed by a staredown with the Sheik & Volkoff!
COMMERCIAL
HACKSAW BUTCH REED VS. NIKOLAI VOLKOFF(W/IRON SHEIK): During Mark Lowranc’s intros, Slaughter and Sheik are still jaw jacking, When the bell rings, Sarge exits the premises and we have a brawl on our hands! Reed and Volkofff fight in the ring and on the floor! Amazingly, the Sheik doesn’t get physically involved at first. When the advantage swings to Reed, Boris Zhukov joins the Sheik at ringside. When Hacksaw hoists the big Soviet into a gorilla press slam, Zhukov and the Sheik attack! Volkoff joins in and it’s a three on one beatdown until Slaughter and Ranger Ross intervene! The foreign hels bail out and join Boni Blackstone!
BONI: The three of you gave Butch Reed quite a beating! You didn’t seem to like it when the odds evened up…
SHEIK: You silly American woman! Why are you out in public flaunting yourself? Slaughter made a cowardly sneak attack like Americans always do! I had my comrades and we showed them that Iran is number one! Russia, number one! USA? HACK PHOOEY!
VOLKOFF: Butch Reed, you found out what happens when a big mouth American gets in the ring with a Soviet athlete! You are just like Slaughter! You talk a big talk, but you don’t back it up inside ring!
BONI: Hold up! Here’s Slaughter, Ros, and Reed!
SLAUGHTER: You maggots, I have good news for the Cobra Corps! Bad news for you three! I just inducted Hacksaw Butch Reed into the Cobra Corps! We’re challenging you jerks to a six man elimination tag match at Winter Warfare on Frbruary 20th over at Reunion Arena! That way we can take you out, one at a time!
REED: That’s the challenge! Do you three stiffs accept it?
SHEIK: You don’t scare us! We will wrestle you at this Winter Warfare!
ZHUKOV: The USA is going down, Gomer!
ROSS: We’ll see who the gomer is, you goldbrick!
BONI: Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but I have another interview scheduled….
SLAUGHTER: Did you maggots hear that? YOU’RE DISMISSED!
The wrestlers disperse and Dustin Rhodes comes out…
BONI: The Texas Broncos, former UWA Worlf Tag Team Champions are scheduled to wrestle Downtown Bruno’s Hollywood Heartbreakers here tonight. I see half of the Broncos, Dustin Rhodes, has joined us…
DUSTIN: Ok, Boni, here’s the thing: Kendall called me earlier. He’s down in Texas with his dad, Blackjsck Mulligan. Kendall’s aunt Bella Jo is having surgery and it sounds very serious. You know how much family means to the Rhodes and Mulligan families. Kendall’s place is down in Eagle Pass today, so I don’t have a partner! I know there are a lot of guys in the back who would love an opportunity to have a match on worldwide TV tonight. Maybe, I could find a fill in partner just for this evening…
BONI: Or maybe even wrestle Jack Victory or John Tatum one on one.
Downtown Bruno walks into the picture…
BRUNO: (doing lousy Dusty Rhodes impression) Dustin Rhodes, baby! The manchild who has sprang from the loins of the American Dream, if you weeeel! How is your old man these days? I’ve always been a fan, ya know!
DUSTIN: Dad’s doing well…
BRUNO: Glad to hear that about da Bull of da Woods, daddy! Dustin, I been watching you closely, baby and the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, if you weeeel! Your partner, the walking Q tip, ain’t much of a prospect, but you are the future of professional wrestling, if you weeel! Future World’s Heavyweight Champion, daddy! All you need is guidance, a guiding light through the night! You’re a plumber’s grandson from Austin, Texas! I grew up on the mean streets of Fort Duquense Boulevard in Pittsburgh! We’d be the perfect combination, daddy! Join the Downtown Connection right here and now and you can forget about wrestling the Hollywood Heartbreakers! All ya gotta do is shake my hands, Dustin!
DUSTIN: Bruno, my father, the man you claim to be such a fan of, warned me about bloodsucking leeches like you, if you will! I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire, much less shake your hand! No deal!
Jack victory and John Tatum walk out and flank their manager!
TATUM: Dustin Rhodes, you jabroini! How dare you speak to our manager that way! You are no better than these tobacco chewing rednecks here at the Sportatorium! You should beg Downtown Bruno to manage you!
VICTORY: maybe if we kick your butt, it will change your mind!
BRUNO: The rules say that if your partner no shows that you have to wrestle my guys two on one, baby! Like Mama says, “it bes dat way sometimes”!
Referee David Manning walks out!
MANNING: Dustin, I’m sorry, but he’s right. We need to get it changed, but the UWA bylaws say that if a wrestler’s partner isn’t there, the wrestler has to go it alone!
DUSTIN: It’s ok! I won’t back down!
Dustin heads to the ring!
BRUNO: After a few minutes of this, he’ll beg to join the Downtown Connection!
BONI: We’ll be right back!
COMMERCIAL
DUSTIN RHODES VS. THE HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAKERS(W/DOWNTOWN BRUNO): Rhodes will have to go it alone against a very tough tag team tonight! Dustin starts off strong, really taking it to the heels! The Heartbreakers use the numbers game to gain an advantage and get a ton of heat on the Texan. Finally, Dustin makes an unlikely comeback and goes to town on the Heartbreakers! Dustin hits a bulldog on Tatum, followed by a big elbow drop on Victory! It looks like he’s gonna pull it off! Bruno is jumping up and down at ringside, waving wildly! Here comes Kokina! The massive Samoan lumbers to the ring! Kokina enters and Dusting goes after him! SAMOAN DROP BY KOKINA! The Heartbreakers hold Dustin down and Kokina hits two massive splashes! Dustin is in serious trouble! Wvery official in the building and a few wrestlers come in and help Dustin to the back.
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
We see the logo, see footage of troops marching, tanks rolling, fighter jets, flying, all intercut with wrestling action from the UWA as the music plays…
We cut to Mark Lowrance in a control room setting…
LOWRANCE: Welcome to the WINTER WARFARE control center! WINTER WARFARE will originate from Reunion Arena in Dallas, TX and be available on pay per view. Here are the matches signed thus far:
UWA WORLD TITLE MATCH-TEXAS DEATH MATCH RULES!
TERRY FUNK ©
VS.
BIG VAN VADER
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE MOONDOGS ©
VS.
BADD COMPANY
UWA TV TITLE MATCH
MICHAEL HAYES
VS.
KEVIN VON ERICH
PERRO AGUAYO VS. MIL MASCARAS
SIX MAN ELIMINATION TAG
SGT. SLAUGHTER, HACKSAW BUTCH REED, & RANGER ROSS
VS.
IRON SHEIK, NIKOLAI VOLKOFF, & BORIS ZHUKOV
LOWRANCE: We will have more matches to announce next week here on UWA FURY! This will be one of the all time great wrestling cards of all time! Contact your pay per view provider ASAP! Right now, Boni Blackstone is standing by….
BONI: I’m here with Dustin Rhodes! Dustin, you really need to get some medical attention for your ribs after what just happened!
DUSTIN: I just want everybody to know-I just spoke with Kendall! His aunt came through the surgery and it’s all ok with his family! He’ll be at UWA FURY next week and he’s not coming alone! Bruno, you and your stooges had better watch out! We’re tired of your **BLEEP**!!!!
BONI: Let’s go back to the ring!
YUKON JOHN NORD VS. CHICKY STARR & CHUCK COATES: Our second handicap match in a row tonight! Early in the match, John Studd and Sir Oliver Humperdink come out and watch the match and sneer. Yukon John is awesome as he takes apart both opponents. Nord pins the very capable Starr after a kick to the face. Then, Nord locks in the full nelson on Coates and it’s all over! Nord gestures for Studd to enter the ring, but the massive heel waves him off and leaves the arena as the fans boo loudly!
COMMERCIAL
The music brings Paul Diamond and Pat Tanaka into the ring. These two have a championship match against the Moondogs at the upcoming PPV!
BADD COMPANY VS. AKIO SATO & BARRY O: Sato & O are capable veterans and give Badd Co. a run for their money this week. Tanaka pins Barry O after a tornado DDT to take the fall.
COMMERCIAL
Rip Oliver enters the arena with Sir Oliver Humperdink by his side. Rip’s Carry Out Service pushes a gurney to the ring. Then, we hear….
The “Boogie Woogie Man” is on his way!
“BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN” JIMMY VALIANT VS. RIP “THE CRIPPLER” OLIVER (W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): These two brawlers tear into each other with a vengeance! Oliver uses a foreign object throughout the match. Valiant eventually fights fire with fire by using a Tennessee chain that he pulls out of one of his boots. Valiant applies the sleeper and has Oliver groggy, but Rip escapes by throwing Jimmy over the top rope! That’s an automatic DQ! Oliver follows Valiant to the floor and piledrives him on the floor! Valiant lies on the floor, twitching spasmodically! Oliver’s flunkies load Handsome Jimmy onto the gurney and they haul him down the aisleThey almost get Valiant out of the arena, but he sits up climbs off the gurney, and knocks both members of the Carryout Service down! An angry Valiant slams the gurney to the floor! Oliver and Humperdink look terrified!
COMMERCIAL
PERRO AGUAYO VS. JOHNNY “CRASH” RICH: One of Mexico’s greates makes his UWA debut. Magnum says he has talked to his good friend Chavo Guerrero about the situation between Perro and Mil Mascaras. According to Chavo, Perro has always claimed that masked wrestlers like Mil have tried to hold Perro down and keep him from achieving stardom. Chavo claims this is ridiculous because the the Guerrero family doesn’t wear masks and they have been successful. The bitterness between Aguayo and Mascaras has led to the match at WINTER WARFARE. Perro gets a hard fought win over Rich, pinning him after a double stomp.
COMMERCIAL
BONI: I’m here with the UWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion “Gentleman” Chris Adams. Your number one contender and former champion Dean Malenko is standing by. Dean, do you hear me?
We go to split screen…
MALENKO: Loud and clear!
BONI: I want to try to see if we can come to an understanding after what happened last week. First, let’s go back to the video from last week: it was a six man tag with the two of you and Kevin Von Erich against the Freebirds…
VTR:
...the match erupts into an all out brawl! Adams and Von Erich are kicking tail! Adams throws a superkick at Buddy Roberts, but Buddy Jack sidesteps and the kick hits Malenko right in the face! Dean goes down like he’s shot and Terry Gordy covers Malenko for the 1-2-3!
After the bout, Adams helps Malenko to his feet and appears to be apologizing profusely to his archrival! Malenko slaps the taste out of the Englishman’s mout! Kevin Von Erich is trying to place peacemaker, but Malenko ain’t having it! We have an unfortunate situation here in the Sportatorium! Finally, Von Erich and every referee available, seperate Adams and Malenko!
ADAMS: Dean, I apologize! I messed up and I am sorry! I was trying to kick Buddy Roberts! He was too quick and got out of the way! I hit you instead! I am sorry!
MALENKO: My father, the Great Malenko not only trained me to be a wrestler, he warned me about the nature of this sport. He said when championship belts were involved, most men would do anything to eliminate their competition! This is a ruthless business, Adams! I understand that! I accept that! Why don’t you admit that you deliberately superkicked me last week? Why deny what is the obvious truth!
ADAMS: Because it’s not true! It was accidental!
MALENKO: I’m entitled to a rematch for my title, Adams! I want it at WINTER WARFARE on pay per view! I won’t sugar coat anything, Chris! I’ll be brutal and I’ll be ruthless! I’ll do whatever it takes to win! That belt will be mine once again!
ADAMS: Okay, I’ll give you your match! And if you want to win at all costs, I can play that game, too!
BONI: I hate to see these two great athletes have problems like this, but it looks like we might have another great match at the pay per view!
COMMERCIAL
Michael Hayes leads his Freebird broither, Buddy Jack Roberts to the ring! The music changes…
The music changes and the eldest of the surviving Von Erich brothers makes his way to the ring in s hometwon arena!
Hayes has the mic…
HAYES: Von Erich, somehow, you talked your way into a match for my TV Title at the pay per view! It seems your family always seems to get what you want in this state! I ain’t worried, ‘cause I don’t think you’ll even make it back home to your pretty little wife tonight, much less to Reunion Arena! I think Buddy Jack here is gonna put you in the hospital tonight!
BUDDY ROBERTS (W/MICHAEL HAYES) VS. KEVIN VON ERICH: Roberets gives it his best effort to fulfill Michael’s prophecy! It looks like Kevin will win as he executes a picture perfect victory roll on Buddy Jack, but Hayes runs in and attacks Kevin for the DQ! Hayes and Roberts beat on Kevin, but Chris Admas hits the ring to help his friend! Terry Gordy runs in, attacks Adams, and piledrives him! The Freebirds are beating the stew out of Von Erich and Adams! It looks really bad until Sgt. Slaughter, Terry Funk, and Dory Funk, Jr. hit the ring to save the day for the faces!
NEXT WEEK:
THE INTRODUCTION OF THE NEW UWA PRESIDENT!!!
WORLD TITLE MATCH: TERRY FUNK VS. BAD NEWS BROWN!!!
TV TITLE MATCH: MICHAEL HAYES VS. DORY FUNK, JR!!!
THE IRON SHEIK & THE RUSSIANS IN SIX MAN TAG!!!
THE COBRA CORPS IN SIX MAN TAG!!!
THE DEBUT OF EL SAMURAI!
CHRIS ADAMS IN ACTION!
THE TEXAS BRONCOS WILL BE HERE!
MUCH, MUCH, MORE!!!
Working on it now.