UWA FURY(1/30/88)
Jan 21, 2022 0:42:08 GMT
Post by grigs on Jan 21, 2022 0:42:08 GMT
The United Wrestling Alliance presents UWA FURY!!!
Taped 1/28/88 at the Seven Chiefs Sportsplex in Calgary, Alberta, Canada to air Sunday, 1/30/88 at 9 PM on the USA Network
Announcers: Lee Marshall, Don Coss, & Stan Stasiak
Ring Announcer/interviewer: Mark Lowrance
DARK MATCH: To warm up the Calgary crowd, Bruce Hart, Ben Bassarab, & Keith Hart defeat Gerry Morrow, Gama Singh, & Biff Wellington as Bruce pins Morrow after a bulldog.
COLD OPENING:
VTR: Billy Jack Haynes is standing in an empty ring, UWA Undisputed World Title belt around his waist.
BILLY JACK: Right here on TV tonight, I will put the title on the line against a very dangerous man! He is the Black Ninja, Kendo Nagsaki! Not only do I plan on defending the title, I'm gonna send a message to Danny Spivey and the Master of Pain!
The Rock and Roll Express join Billy Jack in the ring!
ROBERT: You ain't the only one defending a title here this week, brother! The Rock and Roll has a title defense against those Super Samoans!
RICKY: Ron Wright, I've been knowing you since I was a little boy and I know you are a low down snake in the grass! Yeah, the Samoans are big and they're bad, but they can be had! I don't care how big they are, they ain't no match for ROCK AND ROLL!
Tom Prichard joins them!
PRICHARD: I hope this ain't a private party! Bill Dundee, polish up the rhinestones on that Elvis Presley jumpsuit! That's all you'll be polishing, 'cause I'm keeping my TV Title!
VTR:
Ron Wright is in the locker room. Afa and Kokina are behind him, trading forearms across the chest.
WRIGHT: I spent most of my life savings bringing my beloved Super Samoans up here to the UWA! Tonight, it all pays off as we will unleash a South Pacific dog whuppin to those punks, the Rock and Roll Express! Them belts is coming home where they belong!
VTR:
Superstar Bill Dundee is standing in front of a backdrop with a coat of arms and the words HOUSE OF DUNDEE printed underneath it.
DUNDEE: I've been concentrating on leading other people to greatness, but don't ever forget that the Superstar is a great wrestler, too! Tonight, I'm gonna beat Tom Pricahrd for that TV Title and then, at WINTER WARFARE, him and that goof Adrian Street can just beat each other to death for nothin, jack! And I might just have an insurance policy, just in case!
Cactus Jack comes into the scene...
JACK: BANG! BANG!
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays we see the following:
Billy Jack Haynes holding a championship belt above his head!
Haynes overhead press slamming an opponent!
Rock and Roll Express hitting a double dropkick!
Dan Spivey powerbombing Billy Jack on the concrete floor!
Tom Prichard holding the TV Title belt above his head!
Ron Fuller leading Master of Pain to the ring!
Buzz Sawyer hitting a powerslam!
Iceman Parsons hitting the butt bump!
Nord the Berzerker coming to the ring, waving his sword above his head!
Billy Jack Haynes applying the full nelson!
MARSHALL: What an amazing wrestling card we have here tonight in one of Canada's greatest wrestling cities, Calgary, Alberta! The legendary Stu Hart has the fans up here accustomed to exciting pro wrestling and we've got a bunch of that here tonight!
COSS: Three, count'em three championship matches:
Billy Jack Haynes defends his Undisputed World Title against Kendo Nagasaki!
The Rock and Roll Express put the World Tag Titles against Ron Wright's Super Samoans!
Tom Prichard defends the TV Title against Superstar Bill Dundee!
STASIAK: Wow! I'd pay good money to see what you folks are getting for free tonight!
MARSHALL: We'd better get started! Mark Lowrance is ready to intro our opening match!
“Mad Dog” Buzz Sawyer vs. Gary Royal: Sawyer looks nearly invincible this week! He takes the capable Royal apart before hitting a powerslam off the middle turnbuckle to finish him off. After the match, Mark Lowrance gets an interview with the winner...
LOWRANCE: Buzz Sawyer, that was impressive!
SAWYER: Impressive? I beat that poor bum half to death and the best you can do is “impressive”? That's ok, I got more important things on my mind! WINTER WARFARE! They have a big tournament for the American Title! That's a big time belt and that means big time money! Guess who signed up for that big tournament? THE MAD DOG! AWOOOOOOOOO! Everybody in that tournament , all you geeks who have put your names in, you'll find out one thing: My bite is worse than my bark!
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
As the music plays, we see highlights of UWA action!
LEE MARSHALL: On February 19th...Live from McNichols Arena in Denver...Only on Pay Per View! It's.....WINTER WARFARE!!!! Featuring a one night only tournament for the vacant American Title..featuring these great wrestlers:
Jos LeDuc!
Johnny Ace!
Iceman Parsons!
Nord the Berzerker!
“Mad Dog” Buzz Sawyer!
“Midnight Soldier” Brian Adams
Cactus Jack!
And More!!!
In a LOSER LEAVES THE UWA match for the TV Title, Tom Prichard will defend against the Exotic Adrian Street!
The Rock & Roll Express will defend the World Tag Team Title!!!
And for the first time ever in the US, a 3 man IRON MAN MATCH for the Undisputed World Title!!!
BILLY JACK HAYNES
VS.
MASTER OF PAIN
VS.
DANGEROUS DAN SPIVEY
Call your cable provider for availability in your area!!!
“Dangerous” Dan Spivey vs. Brickhouse Brown: Brown attempts a hit and run strategy against the massive Spivey. Brown fights like a warrior poet, but all in vain. Spivey hits a vicious powerbomb to get the win.
LOWRANCE: Dan Spivey, you will be in quite an unusual situation at WINTER WAR on PPV. A three man IRON MAN MATCH!
SPIVEY: Two guys I really want to get my hands on! More importantly, I want my World Title back, Mark Lowrance! I know that Billy Jerk is a hero to you ignorant people, but he is a snake in the grass! He's probably made a deal with that jerk Fuller! He probably plans on hiding behind that big goof Master of Pain and letting him do the dirty work! I'll go through that ape like a hot knife through butter, Haynes! There's no place you can hide! That belt is mine! All Mine!
COMMERCIAL
MARSHALL: Our announce team has added a special commentator for our next match. Our next bout features Catus Jack and here's a young man who had an altercation with jack last week...JOHNNY ACE!
Ace is wearing a pair of jeans and no shirt. His ribs are taped.
ACE: See what that moron did to me, Lee? He snuck up on me like a thief in the night last week! I met him when I was wrestling over in Japan last year. He was a lunatic then and he's only gotten worse! He's not a wrestler at all in my opinion! Jack, sooner or later, I'll get a crack at you and I'm gonna put a hurting on you just like you put on me!
Cactus Jack(w/Superstar Bill Dundee) vs. Art Barr: Jack is an absolute wildman. He pins Barr after a double underhook DDT. After the pin, per Dundee's instructions, Jack throws Barr over the top rope and delivers an elbow off the apron onto a prone Barr. Johhny Ace wants to go after Jack, but Stasiak talks him out of it, saying rib injuries are too dangerous to take risks with.
COMMERCIAL
Ron Fuller leads his awesome Master of Pain to the ring.
Master of Pain(w/”Tennesee Stud” Ron Fuller) vs. “Strangler” Steve DiSalvo: An old fashioned hossfight here tonight! These two heavy hitters basically take turns beating on each other until the Master hits the heart punch and scores the 1-2-3! The master of pain scores a convincing win, but knows he's been in a fight!
LOWRANCE: I'm here with the Master of Pain and the Tennessee Stud! Dans Spivey seems to think there may be some conspiracy or at least collusion with you two and Billy Jack!
FULLER: I hope you didn't take that fool seriously! Why would I conspire with Billy Haynes? My man here wants his belt! It might be irrelevant because later this evening, another great member of the Stud Stable, the great Kendo Nagsaki gets a match for the belt! It could be Master of Pain against Spivey against Haynes in Denver next month! Now, that would be a real Main Event!
MASTER: It don't matter, I'm gonna destroy whoever gets in my way at WINTER WARFARE!
COMMERCIAL
VTR:
As the music plays, we see highlights of UWA action!
LEE MARSHALL: On February 19th...Live from McNichols Arena in Denver...Only on Pay Per View! It's.....WINTER WARFARE!!!! Featuring a one night only tournament for the vacant American Title..featuring these great wrestlers:
Jos LeDuc!
Johnny Ace!
Iceman Parsons!
Nord the Berzerker!
“Mad Dog” Buzz Sawyer!
“Midnight Soldier” Brian Adams
Cactus Jack!
And More!!!
In a LOSER LEAVES THE UWA match for the TV Title, Tom Prichard will defend against the Exotic Adrian Street!
The Rock & Roll Express will defend the World Tag Team Title!!!
And for the first time ever in the US, a 3 man IRON MAN MATCH for the Undisputed World Title!!!
BILLY JACK HAYNES
VS.
MASTER OF PAIN
VS.
DANGEROUS DAN SPIVEY
Call your cable provider for availability in your area!!!
Nasty Boys (w/Superstar Bill Dundee & Cactus Jack) vs. Eric Embry & Vic Steamboat: Steamboat and Embry give the Nastys a heck of a match this week. Dundee and Cactus stay out of the action and the Nastys pick up a win after a flapjack on Steamboat.
After the match, Dundee grabs the mic.
DUNDEE: On behalf of the Nasty Boys, I challenege the winner of the match between the Rock and Roll and the Super Samoans tonight! I believe Sags and Knobs can take either one of'em!
COMMERCIAL
Sam Houston, Cowboy Scott Casey, & Dirty Dutch Mantel vs. “Tennessee Stud” Ron Fuller, Gentleman Jimmy Golden, & the Grappler: The Stud Stable faces some tough competition here this week. It's looks like the faces will take it as Casey has Golden set up for the bulldog. Unfortunatley, Mantel and the Grappler are brawling at the time and referee Sandy Barr's back is turned to that action as he tries to get the illegal men out of the ring. As Barr is removing Dutch from the ring, Grappler loads his boot and kicks Casey in the abdomen. Fuller tags in, locks in the Fuller leglock and the Studs Stable steals one!
COMMERCIAL
TV TITLE MATCH: Tom Prichard © vs. Superstar Bill Dundee(w/Cactus Jack) : Adrian Street and Miss Linda join the commentary team for the match. Street mostly insults Prichard and pays backhanded compliments to Dundee. When Prichard superkicks Dundee, Cactus runs in and gets Bill a DQ! Jack unleashes a vicious attack on Prichard and when Dundee regains his senses, he joins in! They spike piledrive Prichard as Street cheers gleefully. They are about to do anther piledriver, this time on a steel chair, but Johnny Ace rushes in with a chair of his own and the heels copperfield! Street says Prichard might not even make it to WINTER WARFARE!
COMMERCIAL
Ron Wright leads his Super Samoans (Afa & Kokina) into the ring.
The UWA World Tag Team Champions enter the arena. They appear overmatched tonight, but never count these guys out!
UWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Rock and Roll Express © vs. The Super Samoans(w/ Ron Wright): The quick tags and teamwork of Ricky and Robert gives the Samoans fits early on. Eventually, the Samoans isolate Ricky on their side of the ring and he sells like he's being eviscerated! Finally, he makes the hot tag and Robert comes in fist and fire! All four men end up in the ring and referee David Manning ends up caught in the crossfire and goes flying out of the ring! As Ricky and Afa fall out of the ring fighting, Wright pulls out a packet of white powder and throws it into Gibson's eyes! As Robert staggers, blindly, he walks into a Samoan drop from Kokina! Referee Scott LeDoux runs into the ring at the very moment Kokina splashes a prone Gibson! There's a cover and LeDoux counts 1...2.....THREE!!!!! We have NEW UWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! LeDoux gives the straps to Afa and Kokina as Wright grabs the mic!
WRIGHT: HALLELUJAH!!!! AT LAST!!! My beloved Super Samoans are the Champions of the World! This is the most wonderful night of my life!
David Manning re-enters the ring, shaking his head! He's giving LeDoux an earfull, pointing to his eyes and pointing to Gibson! LeDoux knees beside Gibson and examines his eyes. The residue from the white powder is easy to see. LeDoux grabs the belts from the grasp of the Samoans!
WRIGHT: NOOOOOOO! There ain't no call for such as that! Don't you dare do my boys dirty! It ain't no fair, I tell ye! (grabs chest) Oh, Lord, it's my heart!
Ron Wright collapses to the mat, Afa and Kokina rush to his side! This looks bad! Even Ricky seems concerned, but he does try to get the belts from Scott LeDoux. Manning shakes his head and snatches the title belts. HE leaves the ring and finds a mic.
MANNING: Scott and I have discussed it! As UWA officials, we are holding these titles up! There will be an announcement about what happens next! As of now, we don't have World Tag Team Champions!
The Nasty Boys are out here! They commandeer the microphone!
KNOBBS: Since these geeks can't win a match without a bunch of illegal crap, give them belts to the Nasty Boys!
SAGS: YEAH! That's right!
Manning shakes his heads and powewalks out of the arena, championship belts in hand!
Controversy reigns in the UWA!!!
COMMERCIAL
UWA WORLD TITLE MATCH: Billy Jack Haynes © vs. “Black Ninja” Kendo Nagasaki(w/”Tennessee Stud” Ron Fuller): Before long, the Master of Pain joins Fuller at ringside. It's Nagasaki's martial arts against Haynes' power and it looks like power will win as Haynes press slams Nagaski! Master of Pain runs in and starts slugging it out with Billy Jack! That ends the match via DQ of course! Billy Jack and Kendo are having a wild brawl! Nagasaki and Fuller join in and attack Billy! Now, it's 3 on 1! So much for Haynes conspiring with the Stud Stable! Here comes Dan Spivey! Spivey nails Fuller! Spivey chokeslams Nagasaki! Now, Spivey goes after Master of Pain! Haynes and Spivey work together and toss the Master of Pain over the top rope! Maybe these two can put their diiferences aside! NO! Spivey kicks haynes in the face! Spivey is choking Billy Jack! Master of Pain re-enters the ring and attacks Spivey! Scott LeDoux, Sandy Barr, David Manning come in to try to restore order! Tom Prichard, Ricky Morton, and the Nasty Boys are out here, trying to pull th Master and Spivey apart! Then, Haynes gets to his feet and goes after bothof his challengers! Before long,every wrestler in the building is trying to stop this fight! Whenever it looks like it's over, one of the men breaks loose and goes after one of his opponents!
They are still trying to get things under control when the credits roll...
Working on it now.