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DELMARVA PRO WRESTLING
WILDWOOD, NJ CONVENTION HALL
7PM JULY 6, 1996

“Over the Edge” by LA Guns plays as the timekeeper at the bell, referee Jimmy Jett and ANNOUNCER GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA HEAD TO THE RING AS THE FANS APPLAUD!

Gary: “Good evening wrestling fans, THIS is Delmarva Professional Wrestling! The Commissioner is Howard Brody, and the Promoter is Dennis Corraluzzo, and tonight’s matches are sanctioned by the NEW JERSEY STATE ATHLETIC COMMISSION, my name is GARY----MICHAEL----CAAAAAPRETTAAAA!

1) BROOKLYN BRAWLER V MAUNAKEA MOSSMAN
BRAWLER, being a piece of crap scumbag from New York, uses every cheap shot available, and things don’t look good for the youngster Mossman, but the Mighty Hawaiian regains his senses and out of nowhere pounds the Brawler into submission with Hawaii Five-Out at 4:00 as the slightly intoxicated Wildwood crowd goes nuts! FANS, A STAR IS BORN IN WILDWOOD: MAUNAKEA MOSSMAN IS READY TO MAKE A STATEMENT!

2) TEKNO TEAM 2000 + SAMU DEF. DERRICK DOMINO + HARLEY LEWIS + TONY STETSON, 12:43

3)JACK VICTORY DEF JIM POWERS, 8:22

4) TWIGGY RAMIREZ + RON ZOMBIE W/THE DUNGEONMASTER ANGEL V CHRISTIAN YORK + SHANNON MOORE

The fans seem baffled as Angel leads Ramirez and Zombie to the ring with chains and dog collars around their necks but once the bell rings, its all business as the twisted tag team exchanges good hot spots and ring work with York and Moore. Angel's interference costs Morris and York the match at 13:45!
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Former ECW money mark Todd Gordon leads his charge, Brick Bronsky to the ring! Bronsky is wearing a gi, and plays with nunchuks on his way to ring. Gordon takes the mike.

Todd Gordon: “I want each and every one of you marks to take a look at the NEXT big thing in wrestling, BRICK BRONSKY! You never heard of Brick Bronsky? Why, he has been in every blockbuster movie ever. This mans movie credentials are endless: 'The Class of Nuke Em' High, PARTS ONE AND TWO'! Come on now, that’s a HUGE movie! How about 'The Quest' starring Jean Claude Van-Damme? This man, a world renowned black belt in 18 different martial arts, actually taught JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME the finer parts of Western Filipino Jiu Jitsu!

“Now, I told the promoters that I was not going to put a athlete the caliber of Brick Bronsky out here to wrestle a competitive match, oh, no, you people have to WAIT. I INSTRUCTED Dennis Corralluzzo to send out a SPARRING partner, so you people can consider this a mere EXHIBITION of this mans endless skills. So, ring announcer, do your job and bring out the man who will lose to this man in this next preliminary match!

Gary Michael Cappetta: “Brick Bronsky's opponent, at 230 pounds,
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" . . . . .FROM THE STU HART DUNGEON IN CALGARY ALBERTA, CANADA: MIKE LOZANSKY!

WAIT A MINUTE! TODD AND BRICK WERE NOT EXPECTING THIS! A STU HART GRADUATE? AND HERE HE COMES, MIKE LOZANSKY, and he looks well put together!

5) MARTIAL ARTS LEGAL MATCH
BRICK BRONSKY W/TODD GORDON V MIKE LOZANSKY
Gordon and Bronsky think they were tricked and threaten to leave the ring, but the ref, Dennis Coraluzzo and Howard Brody come to ringside, and insure Gordon that is he and his men leave, they wont be getting any mon-yah. This delay only further infuriates the crowd as they turn on Bronsky.

Bronsky has no choice, and reluctantly agrees to the fight. He and Lozansky circle, and they lock up, Bronsky with an escapes and then a martial arts open hand chop combination to Lozansky's head, Bronsky lets out a yell and celebrates as Lozansky backs off, the fans boo Bronsky out of the building!

The circle again, this time the cocky so-called movie star dancing and shadow boxing, Lozansky approaches, BRONSKY WITH A SPINNING KICK THAT KNOCKS LOZANSKY TO ONE KNEE! Bronsky and Gordon again celebrate, like they just won the US Open!

BUT WAIT! THE CELEBRATION IS CUT SHORT AS AN ANGERED LOZANSKY WIPES HIS LIP AND CHARGES AND CLOTHESLINES BRONSKY, AND WAILS AT HIM WITH FISTS BEFORE THE REF PULLS HIM OFF, AND A SHOCKED BRONSKY SLIDES OUT THE RING, AND IS CONSOLED BY TODD GORDON, WHO POINTS AND YELLS AT THE REFEREE DEMANDING LOZANSKY BACK OFF!

Bronsky slowly slivers in, and as the ref backs Lozansky up, Bronsky takes Lozansky down with a spinning ground leg kick, well done, and then gets on top of Lozansky and keeps him down to the mat with a submission hold. Brick rides Lozansky FOR A WHILE AS THE FANS CHANT “LETS GO MIKE!" AND THE POWERFUL LOZANSKY GETS ON ONE KNEE .. .THEN . . . . THE NEXT . . .AND THROWS BRONSKY OVER HIM, AND ELBOW DROPS HIM! Bronsky tries to get away, but Lozansky catches his gi, picks him up, BACKDROPS, THEN GOES FOR A PIN:

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Bronsky kicks out!

FANS, IT IS back and forth as Lozansky traps Bronsky with high powered wrestling moves, Bronsky capitalizes on each mistake with martial arts, and tries to trap Lozansky into a submission, this goes on for 9 minutes. Then at 9:45, Lozansky has Bronsky stunned, bounces off the ropes to deliver a flying fist, BRONSKY WITH A KICK TO LOZANSKY'S MID SECTION, THEN BRONSKY GOES ON TOP OF LOZANSKY WITH AN ARMBAR, AND PULL, PULLS . . . . LOZANSKY TAPS OUT, BRICK BRONSKY WINS THE MATCH, BUT WAIT! HE DOES LET GO, THE REF FINALLY has to forcibly pull Bronsky off Lozansky, and Bronsky and Gordon leave the ring, celebrating, not even acknowledging what a tough match it was for Brick!

WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: BRICK BRONSKY, 9:45

Lozansky is disappointed, and leaves holding his arm as the fans politely applaud his effort.


6) HEADHUNTERS W/ VICTOR QUINONES V LEATHERFACE + JASON VORHEES
A wild match as Leatherface enters with a chainsaw, but the Headhunters are not intimidated! This quickly turns into both of Quinones Headhunters juicing, and the action spills out of the ring! Within 3 minutes, it’s a double count out with all four wrestlers fighting into the seats, and then what is this? Outside the Convention Hall, out onto the famed Wildwood Boardwalk, and then the Headhunters throw both Jason and Leatherface off the railing of the Wildwood Boardwalk onto the beach, and one of them moonsaults off the railing—AND MISSES!! These are 400 pound men! ITS CLEAR THE Headhunters can't continue, Jason and Leatherface are also injured, and Howard Brody and Dennis Corraluzzo come out to end the match as the ref reminds everyone that it is a draw and time for all the fans to come back into Convention Hall! NO WONDER THEY CALL THIS "WILD" WOOD!
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INTERMISSION
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Before the next match begins Gary Michael Cappetta enters the ring.

Gary: “Wrestling fans of Wildwood New Jersey I have a question to ask of you:
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"ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

The fans all cheer!

“I have just spoken to promoter Dennis Corraluzzo and he said you have been such great fans that he is bringing Delmarva Pro Wrestling . .
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. . . . . BACK, RIGHT HERE IN WILDWOOD AT THE CONVENTION HALL, IN THREE WEEKS ON JULY 27! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT TONIGHT!

“During intermission Dennis has been busy singing the following matches as part of this extravaganza. three weeks from tonight right back here at Convention Hall:

MIKE LOZANSKY V TONY STETSON

CHRISTIAN YORK AND SHANNON MOORE V HARLEY LEWIS + DERRICK DOMINO

MAUNAKEA MOSSMAN V JACK VICTORY

TEKNO TEAM 2000 V TWIGGY RAMIREZ + RON ZOMBIE

ALSO BOOKED: SAMU . . . AND THE HEADHUNTERS WILL RETURN!!!!!

“FANS, that is just the UNDERCARD! Check local newspaper listings, and posters for the complete card see you back here on July 27!”



7) MEXICAN TAG TEAM TITLES
EL HIJO DEL SANTO + OCTAGON V SILVER KING + EL TEXANO, 32:34



8)BRITISH JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
DIRT BIKE KID V NEGRO CASAS, 20:22

After the match, DPW promoter DENNIS CORRALUZZO comes out and asks El Hijo del Santo and Octagon and Silver King and Texano, AS WELL AS Dirt Bike Kid and Negro Casas to come to the ring!

Dennis: “Let me tell you people something, because of scheduling matters its not always available to bring in the top talent from the world to wrestle here in New Jersey, but what you people just saw were two HELLLUVA damn good MATCHES, ladies and gentlemen, lets give these six men a ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE MATCHES THEY PUT ON HERE TONIGHT IN WILDWOOD!

THE FANS STAND UP, THEY WERE GREAT MATCHES, AND ALL SIX MEN SET aside their rivalries and acknowledge the fans applause!

Dennis: “Now, except for Dirt Bike Kid who I already singed for July 27, I cant make no promises, because these men’s schedules take them into Mexico, Japan, all around the world, if I can sign any of these men, would you come to see them wrestle again?

THE FANS APPLAUD AGAIN!

THE SIX STARS WHO just conquered South Jersey leave the ring and to the fans applause . . . . .
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UH-OH, ITS TODD GORDON AND BRICK BRONSKY! Again?

Todd: “I hate the break up the sausage party, Dennis Corraluzzo, but I should have figured you’d try to screw me and my wrestler, Brick Bronsky, and it’s a disgrace this man is a Hollywood Legend!

Dennis: “HEY PAL, you don’t know nuthin’ about NUTHIN’, I didn’t screw NOBODY, and your man won, so what’s the problem?

Todd: “We asked for an exhibition a warm up match, a spar, a workout, an exhibition, a preliminary bum and you threw a RINGER at us, just to embarrass ME. Stu Hart’s Dungeon? You know what kind of wrestlers comes out of there! I DEMAND THIS PROMOTION DO SOMETHING FOR ME, AND BRICK BRONSKY!

Dennis: “Hey listen, I have a New Jersey Promoters license, so I cant do no favors. The only man that can that is this man:
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. . . . . HOWARD BRODY, Commissioner of Delmarva pro Wrestling!

HOWARD ENTERS THE RING!

Howard Brody: “Mr. Gordon, I can offer your man, Brick Bronsky a favor: HE CAN CHOOSE HIS OPPONENT, JULY 27 right here in Wildwood!

Bronsky looks excited!

Bronsky: “OH YEAH, WHOSE IT GONNA BE? I’ll take. . . . lets see, a new graduate of Larry SHARPES MONSTER Factory? Jimmy Deo’s Dungeon? Or how about Damian Kane’s wrestling school? Or someone from Maryland . . .

Todd touches Brick's shoulder and shakes his head no.

Brick: "That's right any PIECE OF CRAP that comes from wrestling school in Maryland SUCKS . . . .ANYWAY, I’m always looking for some dumb mark who paid $3000 to enroll in wrestling school to try my martial arts abilities one, bring it on!

Brody: “See here’s the problem, Mr. Bronsky. You keep referring to “preliminary matches” and “jobbers” and “sparring partners.” In case you checked, Saturday Morning wrestling died off about 5 years ago, and these fans paid GOOD MONEY to see COMPETITION, not so-called “exhibition” matches!

“You wrestled a VERY competitive opponent tonight in Mike Lozansky, and you were so impressive in your win tonight: for July 27, I will give you the 'CHOICE' . . . the 'CHOICE' between:
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“JASON THE TERRIBLE . . . .
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.” . . . .OR LEATHERFACE!!!!

TODD AND BRICK CANT BELIEVE IT!

Todd: ‘HOWARD BRODY YOU MEAN TO SUBJECT THIS FINE ATHLETE TO A FREAK? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

Howard: “You asked for a choice Todd Gordon, I suggest you think it over and we will see you July 27!

Todd and Brick cant believe it and are incredulous as they leave the ring, fans we are ready for our next match!
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MAIN EVENT
INDEPENDENT PRO WRESTLING PROMOTERS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
KAMALA W.HUNTER Q ROBBINS + KIMSHEE V PAUL ORDNORFF
Kamala is lead to the ring by Robbins, who excoriates him at every possible mistake. Kamala’s handler Kimshee follows. Theme of the Common Man plays and here is PAUL ORNDORFF, eager to claim the World title!

Gary Michael Cappetta announces the principles as Delmarva Commissioner Howard Brody holds the shiny new IPWP belt in the air, and presents it to Kamala and Orndorff. Kamala tries to lick the belt!

The bell rings, and Kamala is a man on fire, stomping a mudhole in Orndorff. Kamala batters Mr. Wonderful but the fans get behind Orndorff, and he finds that magical inner strength to make a comeback! As Kamala fails, Robbins becomes more and more agitated at Kamala’s failures to win the title, and starts arguing with Kimshee at ringside. Orndorff throws Kamala outside the ring, where ROBBINS WHIPS HIM WITH HIS PANTS BELT, Kimshee tries to stop him!

Ordnorff follows through and exits the ring, and lands blows on Kamala, as Robbins whips him his charge! Orndorff, disgusted with the managers interloping, takes Robbin's belt and throws it on the floor and squares up with the disgusting manager. This allows Kamala, now a Wildman from the lashes, to savage Orndorff, throwing him into the ring post, drawing blood then throwing him into the ring!

Kamala's then turns to Robbins, who has the belt again, and shows Kamala the lash, Kamala's eyes widen in fear, and he enters the ring, and wails at Orndorff as Robbins and Kimshee argue over the Ugandans Giants treatment, and righty so this is a disgrace!

Kamala scores several near falls on Orndorff, then off the ropes, goes for the belly splash: NO! MR. WONDERFUL ROLLS OUT IN TIME, AND THEN GOES TO GET A QUICK COVER ON KAMALA: KAMALA KICKS OUT! Both men lay in the middle of the ring ad the ref count 10----9---8---7---

ORNDORFF GETS TO HIS FEET, WHAT IS THIS?

HUNTER Q ROBBINS, FRUSTRATED WITH THE SLOW MOVEMENT OF THE UGANDAN GIANT, ENTERS THE RING, AND RAISES HIS BELT HIGH OVER HIS HEAD TO BEAT KAMALA AWAKE, WHEN:
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KIMSHEE! KIMSHEE IS IN THE RING, AND PLAYS TUG OF WAR WITH THE CRUEL MANAGER WITH THE BELT! Meanwhile, here comes PAUL ORDNORFF, WHO AGREES WITH KIMSHEE, AND HELPS HIM TAKE THE BELT, AND ONCE AGAIN THROWS IT TO THE RINGSIDE!

While all this is going on, KAMALA IS ALIVE, AND sneaks up behind Orndorff, and AXEHANDLES HIM FROM BEHIND AS ROBBINS AND KIMSHEE ENGAGE IN A SHOVING MATCH! Orndorff’s good deeds backfire for a second time in this match! Kamala then bounces off the ropes, another splash and WHAM! HE COVERS ORNDORFF!

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MR. WONDERFUL KICKS OUT!

Kamala runs the ropes, and another belly splash:

NO! ORNDORFF WITH A KNEE RIGHT SMACK INTO KAMALA'S BIG BELLY AND KAMALA IS LEFT LYING ON THE MAT, HOLDING HIS RIBS! Kamala is lying as Orndorff slowly gets up to his feet . . . .
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. . . and Orndofrf kicks Kamala from behind, and wails on him and we have a true dogfight in the ring as Hunter Q, at ringside holding his pants up with one hand, shouts and screams at Kamala! Finally Mr. Wonderful throws Kamala into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, Kamala ducks and into the other ropes: a double hand slap on Orndorff, and Mr. Wonderful is stunned! Kamala follows with several chops, throws Orndorff into the ropes, ducks: ORNDORFF WITH A KNEE LIFT AND A DDT! Orndorff then picks up Kamala for a piledriver---

FANS. DOES MR. WONDERFUL STILL HAVE THE POWER TO DELIVER A PILEDRIVER TO THIS 400-POUND MAN-BEAST?
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WE WILL NEVER KNOW, as Robbins reaches over the ropes and grabs Kamala’s feet, and prevents the piledriver! Ordorff dives Kamala's face into the mat instead, and having enough, gets out of the ring the chase Robbins! Robbins runs from Orndorff but look at THIS: KIMSHEE STOPS ROBBINS, ORNDORFF HAS THE MANAGER TRAPPED AND IS READY TO DECKS HIM WHEN:
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FROM BEHIND, KAMALA, BUT KIMSHEE WARNS MR. WONDERFUL WHO DUCKS AND KAMALA GOES FLYING INTO ROBBINS, KNOCKING THE MANAGER OUT! Orndorff kicks a stunned Kamala, throws him into the ring, and after several attempts, lands a LEG DROP ON THE UGANDAN GIANT, THE REF COUNT:
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THREE!!!!

WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

The ref hands the new champion the title belt, and here comes Dennis Corraluzzo and Howard Brody to congratulate Mr. Wonderful! Paul holds the belt up high, then rushes to ringside to shake hands with the fans.
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Meanwhile, there is trouble in the ring: Kimshee is checking on the fallen Kamala, WHO IS WEEPING INCONSOLABLY IN THE RING when Hunger Q Robbins comes in:
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. . . . AND SMASHES KIMSHEE WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING, AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS: THIS RUNT, THIS SQUIRT, THIS WEASEL HUNTER Q ROBBINS STARTS KICKING AND SPITTING AT KAMALA! This is a disgrace! The fans let Mr. Wonderful know, and he re-enters the ring, and chases off Hunter Q by threatening to swing the belt at him, and Hunter leaves the ring!

NOW LOOK AT THIS! Paul is actually CONSOLING THE SOBBING KAMALA! Kimshee recovers and enters the ring as well, and ORNDORFF ACTUALLY EVEN LETS KAMALA’S HOLD AND PUT THE BELT ON HIS SHOULDER AND THAT MAKES KAMALA HAPPY! KAMALA is all smiles and finally under Kimshees instructions hands the belt back to Orndorff and all three new friends leave thew ring ring as Hunter Q takes the mike!

Hunter: “LISTEN UP! KAMALA, I KNEW YOU WERE A NO GOOD LOSER! KIMSHEE, HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME, AND PAUL ORNDORFF I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR TRYING TO HIT ME, A LICENSED MANAGER, WITH A CHAIR! The next Delmarva card is right here in Wildwood in 3 weeks is that right. Well, I have news for YOU! I have many, many connections with the wrestling . . . . .

THE FANS CHANT "WE DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!"
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Hunter:" . . . WHY DON’T YOU FANS SHUT THE HELL UP?”

“I have many connections, and on July 27, I will bring a wrestler that I promise will DESTROY BOTH OF YOU!!! JULY 27, PAUL ORNDORFF, KAMALA THE UGANDAN DUMMY AND KIMSHEE, YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR DEFYING HUNTER Q. ROBBINS, III!!!!!!!

Gary Michael Cappetta: “Wrestling fans we hope you had a GREAT time, see you July 27th here at CONVENTION HALL!!!!

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DELMARVA PRO WRESTLING
WILDWOOD, NJ CONVENTION HALL
7PM JULY 27, 1996

“Over the Edge” by LA Guns plays as the timekeeper at the bell, referee Jimmy Jett and ANNOUNCER GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA HEAD TO THE RING AS THE FANS APPLAUD!

Gary: “Good evening wrestling fans, THIS is Delmarva Professional Wrestling! The Commissioner is Howard Brody, and the Promoter is Dennis Corraluzzo, and tonight’s matches are sanctioned by the NEW JERSEY STATE ATHLETIC COMMISSION, my name is GARY----MICHAEL----CAAAAAPRETTAAAA!

1. CHRISTIAN YORK AND SHANNON MOORE DEF. DERRICK DOMINO + HARLEY LEWIS, 12:10 with a York pin on Domino. After the match, it appears Moore has injured his knee, and is limping to the back, helped by York. Thats a tough break for this exciting up and coming tag team.

After the match Promoter DENNIS CORRALUZZO comes out! Corraluzzo explains to the fans that Maunakea Mossman, who defeated the Brooklyn Brawler in 4 minutes 3 weeks ago, will not be here tonight because he has been signed by ACW. Dennis explains unless a wrestler has a title to defend, he is not going to hold back a future superstar and that Wildwood fans can say to their friends when they see Maunakea on ESPN2 that they saw him first right here in Wildwood! Mossman was to wrestle Jack Victory tonight, and Mike Lozansky was supposed to wrestle Tony Stetson, but in order to make up for it, Dennis added a BONUS match which will be next, meanwhile Jack Victory will face MIKE LOZANSKY!

BONUS MATCH, COMBED FROM THE FREE AGENT ROSTER AT THE LAST MINUTE:

JIMMY “SUPERFLY” SNUKA DEF DOINK THE CLOWN with a flying headbutt (after all, its only as “bonus” match, not worthy of the splash) in 7:44.


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Tony Stetson comes out wearing a Philadelphia Eagles jersey to make the crowd forget he teamed with Domino and Lewis last time here. And now here comes . . AMERICAS WRESTLER? RICK BOGNER WEARING A DALLAS COWBOYS TROY AIKMAN JERSEY? Lead to the ring by Hunter Q Robbins !!!! This is an outrage! America's Wrestler further taunts the fans by showing off a phony Super Bowl ring he must have gotten from a bubblegum machine.

3. AMERICA’S WRESTLER w/Hunter Q Robbins III def. TONY STETSON, 4:56 WITH A POWER BOMB!
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4. MIKE LOZANSKY DEF. JACK VICTORY, 7:15
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After the match, BRICK BRONSKY AND TODD GORDON enter the ring!

Todd tells the fans that they should be all up, on their feet, and in awe of the Hollywood movie star, Brick Bronsky, who three weeks ago defeated Mike Lozansky! Gordon says that since Lozansky was defeated by Bronsky, then turned around and defeated a world-renowned wrestler like Jack Victory, Bronsky should be next in line for a world title shot!

This brings out Howard Brody, the Commissioner, and promoter Dennis Coraluzzo, who reminds Bronsky that regardless of title implications, he now must choose between Jason Voorhees or Leatherface as his opponent this time. Whoever he DOES not choose will team with Kamala versus the Headhunters in the Jungle Death Match later in the night.

Todd and Brick protest, saying once again a REAL A-LIST Hollywood star like Brick Bronsky should not have to demean himself by facing a B-movie horror star like Jason or Leatherface. Dennis once again reminds Hunter if Brick doesn’t want to wrestler, that’s fine, but his contract states that then Brick must not only forfeit HIS payoff, but the payoff of the other wrestler, AND any difference in box office gross from this weeks card to the next Delmarva card. Brick and Hunter are painted in a corner and flip a coin, and choose LEATHERFACE, fans, Brick Bronsky v Leatherface later tonight in Wildwood!

5. TECHNO TEAM 2000 V TWIGGY RAMIREZ + RON ZOMBIE w/Dungeonmaster Angel and it seems as if Erik Watts and Chad Fortune of TT2000 have this one time after another, but Angel keeps interfering, and at the 10:11 mark, Angels interference allows Zombie to DDT Fortune for a cheap win!

As Angel’s teams leaves the ring, Erick Watts takes the mike and demands a rematch, and says Angel can pick ANY stipulation she wants!
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7. BRICK BRONSKY w/Todd Gordon V LEATHERFACE

Brick and Todd enter the ring first, then “The Lumberjack” by Jackyl plays and here he comes, LEATHERFACE, who rushes into the ring with a smoking chainsaw as Brick and Todd gangway! The entrance immediately pops the crowd!

Brick tries to reenter the ring, and each time Leatherface fires up Old Sparky and finally chases Brick and Todd around the ring with it! Brick and Todd threaten to leave the arena, until Dennis and Howard come out, and with Jimmy Jett, convince Leatherface to give up the chainsaw. Right after he does, the masked man ATTACKS BRONSKY AND THROWS HIM ALL OVER RINGSIDE INTO TABLES, CHAIRS AND GUARDRAILS! He then throws him into the ring, and the fans love it!

Bronsky is backed down begging for his life, Leatherface picks him up and throws him into the ropes, and clotheslines the hapless Hollywood wanna-be hunk! He then picks him up like a ragdoll as Todd panics, and throws him into the ropes, another clothesline, NO! BRICK DUCKS! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND A KNEE TO LEATHEFRFACE'S ADAMS APPLE! THEN A SPINNING KICK, AND A FEW CHOPS, AND THE MADMAN FROM TEXAS IS STUNNED! Like him or not, the arrogant Troma actor has skills!

Brick follows with a few more kicks and ladies and gentlemen, Leatherface is down! DOWN GOES LEATHERFACE! DOWN GOES LEATHERFACE!

Wait? Maybe not. THE CHAINSAW WIELDING GRAPPLER SLOWLY RISES! BRICK CANNOT BELIEVE IT, AND KICKS HIM AGAIN: LEATHERFACE RISES, BRICK KICKS HIM AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! LEATHERFACE lays still . . Brick goes for the cover:
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and LEATHERFACE KICKS OUT!!!!! LEATHERFACE IS NOT OF THIS WORLD!

WAIT WHAT IS THIS? Todd has Leatherface's saw, and throws it into the ring and distracts the ref!

Brick sees it, and as Leatherface slowly sits up, for the umpteenth time, BRICK TAKES THE CHAINSAW, AND SMASHES LEATHERFACE IN THE HEAD WITH IT! JIMMY JETT MISSES IT! Brick throws the chainsaw out of the ring, covers Leatherface, the ref sees it, and Jett counts:

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. . . . 3!!! BRICK BRONSKY with a hard earned and questionable victory here against Leatherface at 8:14! Bronsky and Hunter celebrate on their way to the dressing room as Leatherface slowly stirs, holding his head in bewilderment.

Fans now it is time for an . . .
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INTERMISSION

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8. EUROPEAN JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
DIRT BIKE KID def. BILLY BLACK, 18:04 in a match that sees the fans give both wrestlers the standing O!
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Before the next match begins Gary Michael Cappetta enters the ring.

Gary: “Wrestling fans of Wildwood New Jersey I have a question to ask of you:
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"ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

The fans all cheer!

“I have just spoken to promoter Dennis Corraluzzo and he said you have been such great fans that he is ONCE AGAIN bringing Delmarva Pro Wrestling . .
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. . . . . BACK, RIGHT HERE IN WILDWOOD AT THE CONVENTION HALL, IN THREE WEEKS ON AUGUST 15! AND FOR MORE ON THIS great card, let me bring out the promoter of Delmarva Pro Wrestling: DENNIS CORRALUZZO!

Dennis: "All right, all right listen up!

Dennis thanks the fans for their support and says that DPW will visit Wildwood ONE more time this summer, and it will be August 17 for the end-of-summer Boardwalk Blowout! Signed so far:

DERRICK DOMINO + HARLEY LEWIS V “700 LEVEL” TONY STETSON + DOINK THE CLOWN

MIKE LOZANSKY V THE EBONY NATURE BOY

In response to their challenge, Twiggy Ramirez and Ron Zombie , along with their manager, the Dungeonmaster Angel, have devised a DUNGEON DEATH MATCH AND WILL ACCEPT TECHNO TEAM 2000’S CHALLENGE ON AUGUST 15!

AMERICA’S WRESTLER V JASON THE TERRIBLE

BRICK BRONSKY WILL TAKE ON THE WINNER OF THE EUROPEAN TOURNAMENT BEING HELD IN PRAGUE; THE WINNER GETS A SHOT AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Dennis also announces that the winner of tonight’s world title match between Paul Orndorff and Bob Backlund will face . . . . … GREG VALENTINE, August 17!!!!!

Gary: “All that and so much more, August 17, RIGHT BACK HERE at the Wildwood Convention Hall, check local newspapers and posters for more match information!
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9. IPWP WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
PAUL ORDNORFF def. BOB BACKLUND, 22:03 with a piledriver. After the match, Paul checks on Bob, who recovers, and shakes his hand.
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10. JUNGLE DEATH MATCH
NO COUNT OUT, NO DQ, MATCH ENDS WHEN ONE OF PARTICIPANTS IS UNABLE TO CONTINUE
THE HEADHUNTERS w/Victor Quinones v JASON VOORHEES + KAMALA w/ Kimshee

The Headhunters come to the ring, lead by manager Victor Quinones, and then the Jason Voorhees theme plays, and here comes the masked man! He doesn’t seem to know he has a partner, and Jason enters the ring and GOES RIGHT AFTER BOTH HEADHUNTERS, the big men from the wild are stunned but quickly regroup and put the boots to Jason when HERE COMES KAMALA, with Kimshee in tow! KAMALA CHOPS BOTH HEADHUNTERS, AND WILD FOUR WAY BRAWL BREAKS OUT HERE IN WILDWOOD! THE ACTION SPILLS OUT OF THE RING AS FANS CHANT “DPW! DPW! DPW!” Remember folks, no count out, no disqualification, the match ends only when one of the principles is unable to continue, and Jimmy Jetts job seems to be to simply make that determination.

But wait, what is this? As Kamala chops away at the hapless Headhunter #2, out of nowhere:
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THE WARLORD?

THE WARLORD ATTACKS KAMALA! WHERE DID HE COME FROM? And look who is directing the Warlord’s actions: HUNTER Q. ROBBINS! HQR3 promised revenge on Kamala for disobeying him 3 weeks ago, and this must be his revenge as Warlord waylays Kamala, then throws him in the ring! Hunter slides Warlord a chair, and Warlord throws Kamala off the ropes, and goes to swing the chair:

KAMALA DUCKS, WARLORD SWINGS INTO AIR, AND KAMALA OFF THE OTHER ROPES: BELLY BOP ON WARLORD AND CHOPS ON THE SHOULDERBLADES AND THE CHAIR IS DROPPED! KAMALA GRABS THE CHAIR, AND POINTS AT THE WARLORD! THE FANS CHEER FOR KAMALA TO DO IT, BUT WAIT!

Hunter Q is on the apron, and distracts the Ugandan Giant just enough to allow Warlord to steal the chair back and hit Kamala! KIMSHEE GRABS HUNTER Q AND THROWS HIM OFF THE APRON, AND CHASES HUNTER OUT OF THE RING, AND WARLORD HITS KAMALA WITH THE CHAIR, Kamala rolls out of the ring, the mighty Warlord gives chase, but NO!

KAMALA WITH A KICK TO THE WARLORD, WARLORD DOUBLES OVER, AND BOTH WARLORD AND KAMALA BRAWL TO THE BACK!
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But wait! That leaves Quinones Headhunters TWO ON ONE WITH JASON! They have ganged up on the masked man and throw him into the ring, and batter Jason! BUT JASON WON’T GO DOWN AS THE FANS CHANT “JASON! JASON! JASON!”

Headhunter #1 with a belly flop on Jason; he stands up and demands Jimmy Jett count: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-
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JASON SITS UP!

Headhunter #2 flies across the ring, and dropkicks Jason in the goalie mask:

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JASON SITS UP!

Headhunter #2, frustrated takes Jason and slams him, then holds him down as Headhunter #1 with a:
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MOONSAULT!

WOW! 500 PLUS POUNDS ON JASON! Jimmy Jett counts:

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TEN! DOWN GOES JASON, DOWN GOES JASON, AND FANS THE HEADHUNTERS HAVE WON THE JUNGLE DEATH MATCH!

The Headhunters celebrate, but wait!

AS THEY LEAVE THE RING:
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JASON SITS UP AS THE CROWD POPS!

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THE HEADHUNTER'S EYES OPEN WIDE IN FEAR, AND THEY POWDER TO THE DRESSING ROOM, AS JASON STANDS UP, AND SLOWLY HEADS FOR THE HEEL DRESSING ROOM! FANS, THE HEADHUNTERS BEST GET IN THE FIRST CAR OUT OF WILDWOOD BECAUSE fans, he knows no fear, he feels no pain, and he shows no mercy: JASON VOORHEES IS ON THE WARPATH HERE IN DELMARVA PRO WRESTLING!

Thanks for coming, enjoy the rest of your weekend in Wildwood, and if driving, have a safe ride home! ;D ;D ;D
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DELMARVA PRO WRESTLING, WILDWOOD NJ END OF THE SUMMER BOARDWALK BLOWOUT

WILDWOOD, NJ CONVENTION HALL
7PM AUGUST 17, 1996

“Over the Edge” by LA Guns plays as the timekeeper at the bell, referee Jimmy Jett and ANNOUNCER GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA HEAD TO THE RING AS THE FANS APPLAUD!

Gary: “Good evening wrestling fans, THIS is Delmarva Professional Wrestling! The Commissioner is Howard Brody, and the Promoter is Dennis Corraluzzo, and tonight’s matches are sanctioned by the NEW JERSEY STATE ATHLETIC COMMISSION, my name is GARY----MICHAEL----CAAAAAPRETTAAAA!


1. TONY STETSON + DOINK THE CLOWN def. DERRICK DOMINO + HARLEY LEWIS

2. “EBONY NATURE BOY” SCOOT ANDREWS DEF. MIKE LOZANSKY, 12:10

3. ANGEL’S DUNGEON TORTURE MATCH
NO FALLS VIA SUBMISSION
TWIGGY RAMIREZ + RON ZOMBIE w/Dungeonmaster Angel V ERICK WATTS + CHAD FORTUNE
At first blush, what’s the big deal about a “no submission” stip, just go for the pinfall, right? But aha fans this is where the evil mind of Angel kicks in, thanks to her interference, Twiggy gets Chad in a camel clutch, but the ref cant ask for a submission, and Chad has to suffer until Erik can make the save! BUT LOOK AT CHAD: HE DIDN’T ASK TO SUBMIT! WHAT A WARRIOR!

A few minutes later, both Twiggy and Ron Zombie put Erik in a double stump puller, ERIK ALSO REFUSES TO SLAP THE RING, as Angel’s interference prevents Chad making the save right away. But Techno Team 2000 quickly turns the table, and start putting submission moves on Angel’s team, and now its their time to suffer, AND LOOK: BOTH TWIGGY AND ZOMBIE HIT THE MAT, BEGGING FOR THE REF TO END THE MATCH, BUT HE CANT---THERE’S NO SUBMISSIONS, AS PER ANGELS RULES, and Angel is screaming bloody murder at ringside, seeing her evil sick perverted plan is going astray!!

At the 10 minute mark, Erik has had enough of Angels meddlesome ways, and leaves the ring to chase the Dungeonmaster around the ring, This allows Twiggy and Zombie to double team Chad once again and twist him like a pretzel: Chad wont beg for mercy, but passes out, and this allows Ramirez to pin him 1-2-3 as Erik Watts flies into the ring too late to make the save!

Fans, Twiggy Ramirez and Ron Zombie leave the ring, licking their wounds from a tough match, but they emerge victorious here tonight in Wildwood!

4. AMERICA’S WRESTLER w/Hunter Q. Robbins III v JASON VORHEES
Jason no-sells throughout the match to Americas Wrestler's tough offense, as the fans chant for Jason to defeat the Dallas Cowboy supporting wrestler! But at the 9 minute mark, Hunter distracts the masked madman and this allows AW to bounce off the ropes and deliver a crippling forearm to the back of Jason’s head, Jason flies over the top rope, on top as table and IS NOT MOVING, HE IS NOT MOVING FANS!



The ref counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7- . .



JASON SITS UP, AND HEADS TO THE RING APRON! A stunned Americas Wrestler is there to greet him pulls him up by the mask, and backdrops him into the ring, goes for a cover:

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LEGDROP! Americas Wrestler throws the chair out of the ring, and covers Jason just in time for the ref to see it:



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THREE! AMERICA'S WRESTLER WINS!



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JASON SITS UP! HUNTER AND AMERICA'S WRESTLER ARE HORRIFIED, AND HEAD FOR ZEE HILLS AS JASON GETS UP, AND ONCE AGAIN GIVES CHASE AS THE FANS CHANT “DALLAS SUCKS! DALLAS SUCKS!”

5. EUROPEAN JR HAT TITLE
DIRT BIKE KID def. CHRISTIAN YORK, 25:44, in a match the gets a standing “O” from the crowd!

6. THE HEADHUNTERS w/ Victor Quinones v “THE TAPE COLLECTOR KINGS” MR. POGO + MR. DANGER MATSUNAGA
Tables, chairs and other foreign objects go flying all over the place with Pogo getting smashed into a table and carried to the back, allowing the Headhunters to work over the brave Matsunaga but pinning him at 12:45! Then to add insult to injury Headhunter 1 gets ready to moonsault the fallen Mr. Danger BUT WAIT, MR. POGO will not be denied, and comes out and blows fire at the Headhunters and Quinones who flee to the back!


INTERMISSION

7. TOP CONTENDERS MATCH

BRICK BRONSKY w/ Todd Gordon def European title winner FRANK ANDERSSON of Sweden, 19:00, furthering his claims at Paul Orndorffs world title.

8. KAMALA w/ Kim, Chee v WARLORD w/Hunter Q Robbins III
Kamala charges at Warlord but Warlord blocks him and flexes his muscles, then they engage in a test of strength, Kamala double chops Warlord, who kicks him in the balls, and pounds on Kamala as the fans chant "You are a man! You are a man!" The Ugandan Giant responds the crowd by drumming his big fat belly and gets his strength back and battles back against Warlord, and knocks him down then bounces off the ropes, but Hunter trips Kamala and look a this, Kim Chee and Hunter fight outside the ring as Kamala belly flops Warlord for the win in this 5 star classic at a merciful 6:55!!!
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Gary Michael Cappetta introduces the fans to DPW Promoter DENNIS CORRALUZZO!

Dennis announces that he has exciting news: not only has Delmarva Pro Wrestling signed to come back to Wildwood NEXT summers, but has just received a TV clearance this fall on the following TV channels:

NBC CHANNEL 40 WILDWOOD
CHANNEL 48 IN PHILADELPHIA
CHANNEL 16 SALISBURY, MD
WGNT 29 NORFOLK, VA

Dennis: "And the best part of it is all of you malooks get to see my pretty face on TV each and every week, FOR FREE!!!!

9. IWPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
PAUL ORDNORFF def. GREG VALENTINE, 18:00. Both men respectfully shake hands after the match.

10. KING OF THE BOARDWALK 1996
$10,000 WINNER TAKE ALL END OF SUMMER BLOWOUT BATTLE ROYALE
PARTICIPANTS INCLUDE
Brick Bronsky, Frank Andersson, Kamala, The Headhunters, Mr. Pogo, Dirt Bike Kid , Christian York, America's Wrestler, Jason Vorhees, Twiggy Ramirez, Ron Zombie, Erik Watts, Chad Fortune, The Ebony Nature Boy Scoot Andrews, Mike Lozansky, Derrick Domino, Harley Lewis, Tony Stetson and Doink the Clown

Early exits include Lewis, Domino, Andrews, Fortune, Zombie, Andersson and Kamala, many of them eliminated by the Headhunters, including a DOUBLE team on Kamala. Erik Watts and Twiggy Ramirez are the next to be eliminated as they both tumble over the ropes together, and brawl at ringside before being broken up, meanwhile, Brick Bronsky spin kicks Christian York in the he kisser as he flies out of the ring, with an assist by Doink, holding the ropes down, Doink laughs then is kicked out of the ring by Bronsky as well. During all this, Tony Stetson is "eliminated" several times, only to not fall both feet on the floor and return!

Lets see who is left in the ring: Brick Bronsky, who suddenly finds himself surrounded by Mr. Pogo, and Mike Lozansky. And look at THIS, laying in the weeds, that weasel, that Dallas Cowboys loving worm, AMERICA'S WRESTLER, hiding in a corner, picking his spots! Well, he IS a Dallas Cowboys fan, which means he is a fraud, fans, would you expect anything more?

The Headhunters try to eliminate Jason, but cannot! And Dirt Bike Kid is still in there, and finally throws out Stetson, drawing some boos, but then gets the crowd back when he drop kicks both Headhunters, allowing Jason to eliminate them as Mr. Pogo turns on Mike Lozansky and throws him out, Brick Bronsky sneaks up on Pogo and throws him out, then after a series of moves, throws out Dirt Bike and LOOK AT THIS: THE KING OF THE BOARDWALK CROWN IS BETWEEN JASON, BRICK BRONSKY . . . and . . . . .oh, I almost forgot he was still in the ring: AMERICA'S WRESTLER!

Bronsky analyzes the situation ,and calls over America's Wrestler and they strategize as the fans start chanting for Jason! They slowly circle the masked man and double team him, and try and eliminate him, but cannot, and in frustration, America's Wrestler picks up Jason, and backdrops him face first into the top turnbuckle, and drops him to the mat, then celebrates:

BRICK BRONSKY SNEAKS UP BEHIND AMERICA'S WRESTLER, AND DROPKICKS HIM OUT OF THE RING! WHAT A DOUBLE CROSS! OUTSIDE THE RING, AMERICA'S WRESTLER IS CURSING AND WAGGING A FINGER AT BRONSKY, WHO proclaims his innocence, and fans, it is hard to argue with Brick here, its friend versus friend, foe versus foe---and what a fool Rick Bogner is to trust Brick Bronsky, anyway?! Finally, Hunter Q Robbins, perhaps seeing a possibility of a future alliance with Todd Gordon, escorts the irate Cowboys fanboy to the back.

Bronsky throws a few spinning kicks at Jason who backs up, Bronsky's confidence is at a full high! he struts around the ring, and throws some more kicks at Jason almost felling him as the fans chant "JASON! Jason! Jason!" Then Jason clotheslines Bronsky one, twice three times, Bronsky is out of the ring, and fans:
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JASON VORHEES WINS THE $10,000 and is the NEW [glow=red,2,300]KING OF THE BOARDWALK! [/glow]ALL HAIL KING JASON, SEE YOU ON TV LATER THIS YEAR, AND SEE YOU IN WILDWOOD NEXT SUMMER WRESTLING FANS!!!!!!! [2cool] [2cool] [2cool] [2cool] [2cool]