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Post by jackknight on Aug 31, 2013 0:15:32 GMT
 EXTREME WARFARE
LIVE ON MTV!!!!
8/2/1996
YOUR HOST: JOEY STYLES
- Joey Styles and Vic Venom call ‘The Human Suplex Machine’ Taz, Paul Heyman and Team Taz down to the ring to open the show. Joey wants to know what the letter said that was delivered last week. Heyman says the letter said that Sabu is under new management, and is in the midst of a contract renegotiating with XPW, so he will not agree to a match with Taz unless his terms are met. Heyman says he’s been wrong about Sabu the whole time – it’s clear that Sabu is a coward! The crew leave the ring as both Venom and Styles speculate on what’s going on with Sabu?
- Super Crazy and Hakushi in an another incredible singles match, to determine the #1 contender for Jerry Lynn’s World Light Heavyweight Title. There are moon-saults, power-bombs, leaps and suplexes, but in the end Super Crazy reverses a top rope power-bomb into a frankensteiner to score the win. Super Crazy goes to help Hakushi up after the match, but Sonny Onoo shoos Crazy away. Hakushi looks on intensely as Super Crazy celebrates at ringside.
- Scott Hudson is standing by with Raven and announces that next week, it will be an odd match as The Eliminators team WITH The Pitbulls against Raven, Stevie Richards, Nova and the Blue Meanie right here on Extreme Warfare! Raven is cryptic as he says he is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to unite his Nest.
- Extreme Heavyweight Champion ‘The Franchise’ Shane Douglas (w/ Francine) defeats Balls Mahoney with the belly-to-belly suplex. Terry Gordy does commentary during the match and has a face-off with Douglas after the bout.
- Johnny Swinger is in the ring for our next match, when Judge Jeff Jones comes out to sentence him to DEATH!!!! Mike Awesome charges down and drills Swinger with a flying shoulder-block, and then power-bombs him to the ring floor. However, now Swinger’s scheduled opponent The Sandman charges out and now he is confronting Mike Awesome! Awesome charges, but Sandman drills with the cane – once, twice, three times! Blood is now flowing from Awesome, but he keeps coming. Now, wrestlers and officials flood the ring to separate these two! Awesome is hurling people aside, until Judge Jeff Jones convinces his to calm down.
- International Heavyweight Champion Vader defeats Vic Grimes of Da Baldies with a Vader Bomb off the second rope. The match also sees both The Public Enemy and The Gangstas brawl around ringside with DeVito and Angel, as Vader takes apart Grimes.
- The Eliminators tell Scott Hudson that they relish the chance to take out Raven’s Nest next week – and they’ll be happy to dole out Total Elimination to the Pitbulls as well!
- Doom and The Gangsgtas defeat The Public Enemy, Mike Whipwreck and Cactus Jack when Ron Simmons spears the hell out of Cactus Jack for the pin. Da Baldies try to get involved, but The Gangstas and Public Enemy take a break from fighting one another to brawl with Da Baldies on the ramp. Mikey tends to Cactus after the match, but Doom double-team him and spike-piledriver him in the ring.
IT’S TIME FOR THE PULP FICTION PROMOS:
Taz wants to know just when the former homicidal, suicidal, death-defying madman known as Sabu became the world’s biggest pussy?
Jerry Lynn sends a message to Super Crazy – he is impressed, but it still won’t be enough to take the gold!
The Pitbulls say they’ll take out both The Eliminators and Raven’s Nest right here next week.
The Sandman has had enough of Mike Awesome’s form of justice. He will deal out his own justice with his trusty Singapore cane.
Hakushi stares menacingly into the camera as Sonny Onoo promises that Super Crazy won the battle, but he’s not capable of winning the war.
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Post by jackknight on Aug 31, 2013 0:15:59 GMT
EXTREME WARFARE
LIVE ON MTV!!!!
8/9/1996
YOUR HOST: JOEY STYLES
- Joey Styles and Vic Venom welcome us to New York City, and announce that tonight’s main event will be The Eliminators teaming with the Extreme Tag Team Champions The Pitbulls against Raven’s Nest. Plus, Judge Jeff Jones and Mike Awesome will respond to The Sandman taking them on last week.
- Doom defeat Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger in a squash match, when Ron Simmons connects with a spine-buster on Swinger.
- Cactus Jack and Mikey Whipwreck come out and challenge Doom to a Loser Leaves Town, Falls Count Anywhere at the Big Ass Extreme Bash to settle this rivalry. Simmons laughs and says he and Butch will love sending their asses back to palookaville!
- Raven is interviewed in the boiler room by Scott Hudson. Raven tells Hudson that tonight, his grand plan to bring the Nest back together falls into place.
- World Light Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn defeats Little Guido (w/ The Big Don) in a highly competitive match with the cradle pile-driver. Super Crazy comes out to watch, and is confronted by Hakushi and Sonny Onoo. Onoo seems to be saying that Hakushi is the rightful #1 contender.
- Terry Gordy talks about his career – “the rise and fall of Terry Gordy”, as he calls it. Gordy admits to making some bad choices over the course of his life, but he truly believes he can get to the top of the mountain one more time. And there’s nowhere he’d rather do it than in the Land of Extreme!
- The Triple Threat (Extreme World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas, Sean Morely & Bam Bam Bigelow) w/ Francine defeat International Heavyweight Champion Vader, Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten when Bigelow connects with a slingshot splash on Vader to score the pin fall! Bigelow has major momentum heading into the rubber match.
- Paul Heyman makes his way down to the ring and says he is sick and tired of this garbage with Sabu. He knows something that he has been told he is legally banned from telling these people. Heyman is about to spill the beans, when he is interrupted by… BILL ALFONSO? Alfonso is blowing that whistle and says Heyman better keep his mouth shut if he doesn’t want to get sued. Alfonso is working for a much better entity now – an entity that can buy and sell Heyman and “the goof Taz” ten times over! Alfonso warns Heyman to keep his mouth shut – and Paul goes after him! Alfonso escapes and runs through the crowd as Taz and Team Taz hit the ring and look angrily at the gloating Alfonso.
- The Eliminators and Extreme World Tag Team Champions The Pitbulls beat Raven’s Nest (Raven, Stevie Richards, Blue Meanie & Nova) when Raven sacrifices Meanie to take a Total Elimination from Saturn! There is an odd scene afterwards as the Pitbulls accuse Saturn and Kronus of being in cahoots with Raven. Raven sneaks up and then low blows Pitbull #2. The Eliminators seize on this and use the Total Elimination on Pitbull #1. Raven then faces them, outstretches their arms… as the Eliminators give him a Total Elimination as well! Saturn and Kronus look confused as they walk off.
IT’S TIME FOR THE PULP FICTION PROMOS:
Paul Heyman says Sabu is not just a coward, but he is also slime for associating himself with a piece of human garbage like Bill Alfonso!
Da Baldies promise to send both The Gangstas and The Public Enemy back to “da hood” in their Three Way Dance match.
Sonny Onoo says that Hakushi was born to be a champion, and he will fulfill that legacy no matter what happens next week.
Cactus Jack tells Mikey Whipwreck that he has an idea for new theme music for Ron Simmons and Butch Reed – ‘Hit the Road Jack’!
'Simply Sensational' Al Snow announces that he has come to Xtreme Pro Wrestling for championship gold. There are a lot of athletes here who are great - but only one is Simply Sensational!
Extreme World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas and Francine mock Terry Gordy for his comments earlier, and then Douglas says it will be his pleasure to crush the dream of a legend.
© 1996, XPW
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Post by jackknight on Aug 31, 2013 0:16:38 GMT
 LIVE ON MTV
8/18/1995
FROM THE OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!! 
Match #1: The Public Enemy defeat both The Gangstas and Da Baldies when Johnny Grunge and Flyboy Rocco Rock hit the Drive By splash on DeVito to score the win. The Gangstas and The Public Enemy actually team up to take out Da Baldies, and then fight all over the arena themselves. Eventually they get back to the ring, and The Gangstas are knocked from the ring. Grunge and Rocco hit their finisher on DeVito to score the pin, although New Jack says after the match that things aren’t over between The Gangstas and Public Eenemy!
- Scott Hudson is joined backstage by Raven, who says it’s time for time to finish the destiny of Saturn. Raven says Saturn has played mind-games, and he respects that. Tonight, Raven will reward Saturn for proving himself to be a worthy opponent.
Match #2: Mike Awesome with Judge Jeff Jones defeated The Sandman with Chastity in a brutal match. Sandman actually holds his own against Awesome and even scores a near-fall with a Russian leg sweep on a chair. The most controversial moment saw Chastity roll into the ring to try to stop Awesome from dishing out more abuse. Mike grabs her by the hair and then stuns the entire arena by Awesome-bombing her over the top rope and through a ringside table! Sandman didn’t see any of this and tries to keep fighting as he gets up, but then spots Chastity. He rushes to comfort her, but Awesome leaps over the top rope to the floor in a suicide dive! Mike then tosses Sandman back in and connects with the Awesome Splash for the pin! Chastity has to be carted out on a stretcher as Joey Styles and Vic Venom both condemn Mike Awesome!
- Extreme World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas and Francine with Scott Hudson. Douglas boasts that The Triple Threat will finish off both Vader and Terry Gordy tonight. Shane jokes that he will he crush the dreams of “Old Man Gordy” in front of the world tonight!
Match #3: Bam Bam Bigelow defeated International Heavyweight Champion Vader when he busted out a moon-sault to win the rubber match. Vader and Bigelow once throw everything they possibly have at each other. Vader kicks out of a slingshot splash, and Bigelow in turn kicks out of a Vader Bomb. The finish sees Vader misses a running splash into the corner. Bigelow does the cartwheel into a clothesline, and then goes up top for the moon-sault to score the win! Vader shows sportsmanship after the match by shaking Bam Bam Bigelow’s hand.
- ’Simply Sensational’ Al Snow is backstage in the locker-room to introduce himself to XPW viewers. Snow boasts that he heard from everyone how great the light heavyweight division here is in XPW. Al laughs that athletes like Jerry Lynn, Super Crazy and Hakushi are all “great” – but only one man is ‘Simply Sensational’. Snow says he and Lynn have history together back from the NWA days, and he is ready, willing and able to take that gold title belt!
Match #4: The Eliminators (Saturn & Kronus) defeated Extreme World Tag Team Champions The Pitbulls (Pitbull #1 & Pitbull #2) to win the titles with the Total Elimination on Pitbull #2. Raven’s Nest come out late in this wild brawl, but Raven holds them back from interfering. Stevie Richards tries to sneak around him several times, but Raven finally has enough and slaps the shit out of him! The Eliminators finally claim the gold in the ring, and then Raven grabs a microphone and says he knows what Saturn and Kronus want – and he will give it to them. No more games, no more sneak attacks – he and Richards will finally face The Eliminators with no outside interference! There is a destiny, and it must come to pass! Quote the Raven… nevermore!
- Terry Gordy tells Scott Hudson that he has been waiting a long time to get another shot. He knows this is a big chance – and he is ready for a hell of a fight. Gordy says Douglas has a big mouth – but he’s a great wrestler. But at the end of the day, Gordy has a mission to be World Heavyweight Champion again and not even Douglas can stop him!
Match #5: World Light Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn defeated Super Crazy in an incredible match by finally scoring the pin with the cradle pile-driver. These two throw caution to the wind and put on a hell of a match. The finish sees Super Crazy miss a twisting splash off the top rope, and then get caught in a cradle pile-driver. Sonny Onoo and Hakushi arrive after the bout. Hakushi bows to both men – but then drills Super Crazy with a swift kick. Lynn tries to fight him off, but he’s tired and Hakushi tangles him up in the ropes after a kick. Hakushi then lands a sit-out power-bomb on Super Crazy and tosses him out to the floor – which he connects with Flying Space Tiger Drop! Hakushi then bows to Onoo and walks off, leaving both Lynn and Crazy beaten and bruised.
Hakushi and Sonny Onoo are passed in their exit – by ‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow! Lynn is trying to free himself from the ropes as Snow enters the ring, laughs at the downed Super Crazy – and then drills the trapped Jerry Lynn with a super kick! Snow is thrilled with himself as he laughs at Lynn, and takes off for the dressing room!
- Taz and Paul Heyman are standing by with Scott Hudson. Taz tells Hudson that Sabu is nothing but a pussy, who lets Bill Alfonso keep him protected. Heyman tells Alfonso that he would personally love to knock his ass out – but the real news is the people want Taz vs. Sabu. Heyman says it has to happen – and he urges Sabu to show some balls and sign on the dotted line for this match!
Match #6: Cactus Jack & Mikey Whipwreck defeated Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed) in a Loser Leaves Town, Falls Count Anywhere match. Cactus and Simmons fight through the stands, as Mikey gets his ass handed to him by Butch Reed in the ring. Reed decks Mikey with a chair and then goes to come off the second rope with a chair shot across the plot, but Cactus is back and he shoves Reed. Cactus grabs the chair and decks Reed with it! Cactus then connects with the Double-Arm DDT, but Simmons dives in and spears him! Simmons is talking trash down to Cactus, but turns around to get a boot to the gut and a Whipper Snapper! Mikey covers for the 1-2-3!!!!! Mikey does it again! Mikey and Cactus celebrate on the floor as a stunned Ron Simmons realizes that his XPW career is over!
- New Jack tells Scott Hudson that The Gangstas aren’t done with The Public Enemy yet. They both got rid of the poseurs, but now it’s down to the real teams from the street. He says The Gangstas have proved that they aren’t pussies like Doom are. New Jack says he won’t be happy until Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge are six feet under!
Match #7: Extreme World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas with Francine defeats Terry Gordy with the belly-to-belly suplex to retain the gold. Gordy goes on a hell of a round, and it looks like he is ready for the pile-driver. Sean Morely charges down and dives into the ring, but Gordy sees it coming and greets him with right hands to the jaw. Gordy dumps Morely out to the floor, but turns right into a belly-to-belly suplex to steal the win! Douglas gloats with Francine and Morely on the floor, as the camera pans in on Gordy’s angry expression as the scene fades out.
© 1996, XTREME PRO WRESTLING
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Post by jackknight on Aug 31, 2013 0:17:15 GMT
EXTREME WARFARE
LIVE ON MTV!!!!
8/23/1996
YOUR HOST: JOEY STYLES
- Joey Styles and Vic Venom are opening the show, and announce that due to the interference of Sean Morely at the Big Ass Extreme Bash, Terry Gordy has been awarded a rematch with Extreme Heavyweight Champion ‘The Franchise’ Shane Douglas three weeks from tonight right here on Extreme Warfare! However, starting us off tonight will be Team Taz and Paul Heyman. This group is now getting half cheers from the fans, and Heyman tells Joey that he is sick and tired of being muzzled.
Paul Heyman says the fans deserve to know why Saby is a coward, a liar, and a sell-out and it’s time that they find out! Heyman is then interrupted by Bill Alfonso, who demands Paul say not a word more! Alfonso says he has a major announcement about Sabu – and it won’t be made by anyone but him! Alfonso might live to regret that as he is soon surrounded by 911 and Chris Chetti, as Taz and Heyman look on. 911 grabs Alfonso and the fans go nuts as he graps him by the throat, but the lights go off!
The lights are off for several seconds, but when they come back on the crowd goes nuts because standing in the ring – IT’S SABU!!!! Taz goes to step up now, but Sabu wastes no time…
SABU JUST THREW A FIREBALL INTO TAZ’S FACE!!!!!!!!
Taz goes down now as Heyman rushes to his side, while Sabu begins fighting with both 911 and Chris Chetti! Sabu is brawling with them both, and now Bill Alfonso is calling to the dressing room. Paul Heyman is beside himself as he runs across the ring and tackles Alfonso! The fans go nuts as Paul Heyman wails away on Alfonso with rights and lefts. However, the camera pans to entrance way to reveal:
IT’S AKEEM THE AFRICAN DREAM
& TUGBOAT? ?
Joey Styles and Vic Venom both wonder what these two are doing here in the Land of Extreme, but they are still massive dudes and they clobber both 911 and Chetti from behind! Chetti gets taken out quite easily, but 911 puts up a hell of a fight. The numbers get the best of him as Tugboat, Akeem and Sabu eventually manage to beat him down to he canvas. Tugboat then grabs Heyman and lays him out with a clothesline.
Taz is still rolling around and grasping at his burnt face, as Sabu rolls him to the center of the ring as Akeem comes off the ropes with the 747! Taz is down here and now Sabu goes up top himself – and he connects with the Arabian Facebuster! Taz has been decimated here as Sabu eyes both Tugboat and Akeem as Bill Alfonso grabs a microphone.
Bill Alfonso tells the fans to stop booing and show him some damn respect! Last week, he said he worked for a very powerful organization now that man is ready to be known! Alfonso announces that he is the official talent scout of the… THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!!!!! These two before the fans tonight – Tugboat and Akeem – are two of the greatest WWF superstars of all-time and have been cornerstones of the WWF! Styles and Venom both balk at that comment. Alfonso says that come November 3 – he is proud to announce that the next cornerstone of the Word Wrestling Federation will be… SABU!!!!
The fans are going nuts now as Bill Alfonso pulls a WWF T-shirt out his pocket and tosses to Sabu – who puts it on! What the hell? Sabu has sold out to the World Wrestling Federation! Alfonso tells the fans to enjoy Sabu now – because in just over 60 days he will be on to bigger and brighter pastures. And as for these scrubs down in the ring – Alfonso says this was prove that Titan Sports rules the wrestling world! Alfonso, Tugboat and Akeem all raise their hands while Sabu darts around the ring. The stunned Joey Styles and Vic Venom are calling for medical help for Taz as we take this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
VTR: We come back as Joey Styles and Vic Venom narrate over Taz being held into an ambulance, as he tries to push away the EMTs. Paul Heyman is trying to get him to calm down and accept help, as Taz screams that Sabu is a god-damn dead man for what he pulled tonight.
Match #1:
‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow vs. Kaz Hayashi
Snow makes his first in-ring appearance in XPW, having already caused controversy by attacking World Light Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn at the Big Ass Extreme Bash. Hayashi is an impressive youngster and he gives Snow quite fight in this match. This match ends as Snow leaps off the top rope with a springboard clothesline and then connects with a super kick to score the pin.
Winner: ‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow
- The brand new Extreme Tag Team Champions The Eliminators join Scott Hudson. Hudson announces that three weeks from tonight it will be Saturn and Kronus defending against Raven and Stevie Richards. Saturn talks about Raven’s promise that there will be no outside interference, but he will believe that when he sees it. Saturn says he and Kronus will prepare for everything. They have reached the top of the mountain – and Raven is not going to be the man to knock them off the summit!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- Scott Hudson is joined by World Light Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn, who is none too pleased about being attacked by ‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow at the Big Ass Extreme Bash. Lynn talks about feuding with Snow in the old NWA promotion, and compares Al to a cockroach that just refuses to be exterminated. Well, Terminex is here now and it’s time for this little cockroach to be squashed! Lynn stares intensely into the camera as we go back to the ring.
Match #2:
The Pitbulls vs. The Full Blooded Italians
Pitbull #1 and Pitbull #2 are looking to get back into title hunt after their loss at the Big Ass Extreme Bash and they do exactly that by dominating the FBI. The finish sees Pitbull #2 throw Little Guido into Big Vito, and then they finish Guido off with the Super Bomb. Pitbull #2 covers Guido for the automatic two count.
Winner: The Pitbulls
- VTR: Terry “Bam Bam” Gordy is not going to make excuses for the Big Ass Extreme Bash. As a former Freebird, Gordy should have known that Shane would lie, cheat and steal his way to keeping the Extreme Heavyweight Title. Gordy needs to have eyes in the back of his head, and next time you can be damn sure he will have them. Gordy says he isn’t afraid of the Triple Threat – they can all bring it on. Because 280lbs of romping, stomping graveyard destruction wants the Extreme Heavyweight Title and you can damn sure bet this time he is going to get it three weeks from tonight!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- XPW President Dory Funk Jr. joins Joey Styles and Vic Venom via split screen. Funk is disgusted by what Alfonso did earlier, and he certainly will not be bullied by a representative of the Titan Sports! Funk then moves on and says next week he will announce the man who will be granted #1 contender and will face the winner of the Douglas/Gordy match. Funk promises that the announcement will shock the wrestling world.
Match #3:
Super Crazy vs. The Blue Meanie
The insane luchador is coming off an incredible match with Jerry Lynn, and also being assaulted by rival Hakushi. Crazy busts out his incredible offense here tonight, including a flying splash from the top rope all the way out to the arena floor. He then throws Meanie back into the ring, connects with the brain-buster and then the Trio of moon-saults to score the win. Hakushi and Sonny Onoo come out after the match and stare down the Meanie.
Winner: Super Crazy
- ‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow joins Scott Hudson backstage, and he says he heard “that old blowhard” Jerry Lynn earlier. Snow says Lynn forgot to mention that he beat Jerry more often than any other wrestler in the NWA. Snow says he will repeat that here in XPW by being the man who foils Jerry Lynn at every turn. Snow is going to make it his goal in life to embarrass Jerry Lynn and take his title belt.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- Big Van Vader joins Scott Hudson in the ring as we come back to discuss his loss to Bam Bam Bigelow at the International Heavyweight Title. Vader says he isn’t happy about the loss, but he would like a rematch. Vader says it’s clear that he and Bam Bam are evenly matched, but he believes he can win that title back and hold on to it for a very long time.
The interview is interrupted as Judge Jeff Jones appears on the ramp, and the fans are immediately abuzz. Judge Jeff Jones says the judgment has been made. Vader has committed crimes against wrestling and he has been found guilty of all charges against him! Jones then smiles as he sentences Vader to… DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ZOO!!!!
The fans are going nuts as Mike Awesome storms down the ramp, while Vader perches and gets ready for a fight! Awesome storms into the ring and begins trading rights and lefts with Vader! Vader lands some shots to the guts and now hits the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but he ducks and then hits the ropes. Awesome comes off the ropes and connects with a big clothesline! Vader is trying to get to his feet, as Awesome hooks the hips and drills the big man with a belly-to-back suplex!
Vader is dazed as Mike Awesome connects with a big boot to the forehead! Vader is down now as Mike Awesome climbs up to the top rope! Mike leaps off the top and crushes Vader with the frog splash! Mike Awesome has just wiped out the former International Heavyweight Champion! The path of destruction continues as Mike Awesome and Judge Jeff Jones pose in the ring as we go to break. Can anyone stop Mike Awesome?!?!?!?!?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- Raven tells Scott Hudson three weeks from tonight, he will give Saturn and Kronus exactly what they want. The Nest will stay in the back and The Eliminators must sink or swim on their own. Stevie Richards doesn’t like this at all, and he tells Raven that they will need the nest. Raven totally ignores Richards and says destiny will determine the result… quote the Raven, nevermore! Raven walks off as Stevie Richards shakes his head in disillusionment.
Match #4:
The Public Enemy vs. Da Baldies
Grimes, DeVito and Angel jump The Public Enemy before the bell, and it appears that this will be a handicap match. Flyboy Rocco and Johnny Grunge fight all the way back and take Angel out of the picture with a spike pile-driver. They then connect with the Drive By on both DeVito and Grimes to score a double pin.
Winner: The Public Enemy
ITS NOW TIME FOR THE ‘PULP FICTION’ PROMOS:
Pulp Fiction Soundtrack - Opening Theme (Dick Dale and His Del Tones - Miserlou)
IT’S JUDGE JEFF JONES AND MIKE AWESOME!!!!
Judge Jeff Jones: “Death to Vader! Death to Xtreme Pro Wrestling! Death to everyone in our way!”
Mike Awesome: “How’d you like that Vader? I kicked your god-damn teeth down your stinkin’ throat!!! Who’s the man now Vader? IT’S ME!!!!!”
CUT TO:
IT’S SUPER CRAZY!!!!!
Super Crazy: “Vayamos a la extreme!!!!”
CUT TO:
IT’S THE ELIMINATORS!!!!!
Saurn: “Raven, it’s time for – TOTAL ELIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!’
CUT TO:
IT’S THE EXTREME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SHANE DOUGLAS!!!!!!
Shane Douglas: “Gordy – do you really think this rematch matters? Your time is over. You’re a has-been, a loser. I proved that at the Big Ass Extreme Bash. Last time, I just beat you. This time, I kill your damn dream! It’s time for you to get your ass franchised!!!!!!!!”
© 1996, XTREME PRO WRESTLING
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Post by jackknight on Aug 31, 2013 0:18:34 GMT
 EXTREME WARFARE
LIVE ON MTV!!!!
8/30/1996
YOUR HOST: JOEY STYLES
- Paul Heyman is in the ring by himself as we open the show. Paul says last week, we all Sabu sell out to the World Wrestling Federation and prove to the entire world that he was never hardcore after all. Heyman says Taz left the arena last week with a burned face thanks to Sabu’s fireball, but Sabu better damn sure know that Taz will never let this go. One way or another, Taz will chose Sabu’s ass out. This brings out Bill Alfonso, Sabu and the group that Bill calls Titan Sports (Typhoon and Akeem). They menace Paul E. until 911, Chris Chetti and a host of XPW stars run them off.
Match #1: Terry Gordy vs. The Masked Marauder
The Freebird storms the ring ahead of his rematch with Extreme Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas here on Extreme Warfare on 9/13. Gordy dominates the Marauder from bell to bell in this contest. He finally finishes off the masked man with a power-bomb to score the pin.
Winner: Terry Gordy
- XPW President Dory Funk Jr. says he is disgusted by what Bill Alfonso has tried to pull in the last few weeks. Funk says there is no love lost between himself and Paul Heyman, but he will do his best to get a match signed between Sabu and Taz as soon as Taz is cleared to wrestle. Funk says he will not have Xtreme Pro Wrestling undermined by the corporate suits at Titan Sports.
Match #2: World Light Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn & Super Crazy vs. Hakushi (w/ Sonny Onoo) & ‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow
Snow and Hakushi don’t exactly appear to be buddy-buddy, but they manage to stay on the page. Super Crazy nearly scores a pin on Hakushi with a sitout power-bomb, but Al Snow breaks it up. Snow tags in and springboards with a clothesline to drill Super Crazy.
This brings in Lynn who brawls with Snow, while Hakushi fights with Crazy. Snow sees an opportunity and hurls Lynn right into Crazy. Al then takes a cheap shot on his own partner Hakushi with a super kick and then connects with a Tiger Driver on Lynn to score a pin! Snow leaves all three men injured!
Winner: ‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow
- VTR: Raven tells Stevie Richards that the wheels are in motion and destiny has to be fulfilled. Raven says The Eliminators have earned their moment and they will have it. They will finally have their moment. Stevie Richards shakes his head in disillusionment as Raven strikes his signature pose.
Match #3: The Public Enemy vs. Johnny Swinger & Simon Diamond
The Public Enemy are in the ring when Judge Jeff Jones makes his way out and sentences Flyboy Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge to death! Mike Awesome storms down to the ring and leaps over the top rope with a double clothesline on Grunge and Rock. Awesome then power-bombs Grunge on top of Rocco and climbs up top for an Awesome Splash! Judge Jeff Jones says Vader is no longer the man – Mike Awesome is THE MAN now!
Winner: No Contest
- The Triple Threat and Francine join Scott Hudson backstage. Douglas chGordyges Terry Gordy to find two partners to face The Triple Threat right here next week on Extreme Warfare. Shane tells Gordy that he better be ready to get his ass franchised!
Match #4: International Heavyweight Champion Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Cactus Jack
This is a brawl that sees these two fight all over the ringside area. Bigelow is a beast as always as he throws Cactus around the ring. Cactus fights his way back and looks to apply the Mandible Claw, but Sean Morely and Shane Douglas hit the ring to attack Cactus.
This brings down Mikey Whipwreck, who manages to surprise Douglas with a dropkick of the top rope. Terry Gordy is now down as well and we have all six men brawling around the ring. The Triple Threat retreat, with Bigelow demanding to get back into the fray. Gordy gets on the microphone and announces that Mikey and Cactus will be his partners next week!
PULP FICTION PROMOS:
Perry Saturn says Raven’s only destiny is to be on the receiving end of the Total Elimination and then pinned 1-2-3!
Judge Jeff Jones shouts that Mike Awesome is THE MAN and Vader is nothing but a fat, broken-down has-been.
‘Simply Sensational’ Al Snow says he has proved tonight that he is the straw that stirs the drink here in Xtreme Pro Wrestling.
Bill Alfonso says Taz is just small-time joke crushed by Titan Sports! The camera pans over to reveal Sabu wearing a WWF T-shirt.
The Gangstas say that if Mike Awesome didn’t scare off the Public Enemy, he and Mustafa went to send their asses out of XPW in a Ghetto Death Match!
© 1996, XPW
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