XPW January 1996 - 1/8, 1/13, 1/18, 1/19 1/20, 1/27
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XTREME PRO WRESTLING presents:
EXTREME WARFARE
JANUARY 8, 1996
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
AIRING ON: MTV
BROADCASTERS: JOEY STYLES & PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY
RING ANNOUNCER: BOB ARTESE
INTERVIEWER: MALIA HOSAKA
- JOEY STYLES and PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY welcome us to the very first edition of XPW EXTREME WARFARE of 1996. Dangerously gives a ‘State of XPW’ address to open the show where he promises that Xtreme Pro Wrestling will lead the sport of professional wrestling in 1996 because we are on the cutting edge. There’s violence the likes of which have never been seen before in the US. There is international talent that you can only see here in XPW. And there is a demand from the audience to change this sport forever – and that is exactly what XPW will do this year! Paul then announces that two weeks from tonight – right here on MTV – he will personally welcome UFC Ultimate ’95 Champion Dan “The Beast’ Severn here to XPW to make a huge announcement! Paul and Joey then step aside so the wrestling can do that talking.
- Sabu was defeated by Onita (w/ Gary Hart) when to a no contest when Hart had Jado and Gedo attack Sabu. Sabu was still injured from several recent attacks by Control Terrorism Unit (CTU) in the last month, but he fought Onita like a Wildman. He looked ready to land the Arabian Facebuster, when Gedo and Jado shoved him off the top rope. Onita then hit a pile-driver to score the win.
- CTU continued their attack on Sabu after the match, with Gedo propping Sabu on his shoulders as Jado came off the top rope with a flying dropkick! Hart ordered his men to hold up Sabu. Onita then signaled that he would spray the red mist into Sabu’s eyes again – but there was a commotion on the ramp! Down the aisle ran JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER! Liger is here on MTV! Liger climbed to the top rope and landed a missile dropkick on Onita, knocking him out to the floor. Jado and Gedo then tried to double-team Liger, but the injured Sabu drilled Gedo from behind with a dropkick! Liger then hooked Jado in and connected with a running Liger-bomb! Hart and Gedo pulled Jado out to the ramp and took off with Onita as the weary Sabu stared down Jushin Liger in the ring! What a debut for the superstar Jushin Thunder Liger!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- MALIA HOSAKA is standing by backstage with SID VICIOUS, who says he is sick and tired of being underestimated here in XPW. Sid says the time has passed where a “little man” like Taz could try to call him out. Tonight, Sid promises to power-bomb Taz to hell and then he will do the same to each and every XPW superstar in his way.
- The Outlaws (“Cowboy” Joel Deaton & “Bad” Billy Black) get a stunning upset in their first appearance in XPW when they defeat the very capable team of Mexico’s Most Wanted (Damian 666 & Halloween). Black looks particularly impressive as he can fly, despite his incredible size. The finish sees Billy Black hit a moon-sault on Damian 666 to score the pin.
- JOEY STYLES interviews THE OUTLAWS in the ring after the match and asks what has brought them to XPW. JOEL DEATON tells Joey Styles that they aren’t here for the fans, they aren’t here to make friends in either dressing room and they’re not here for glory. The Outlaws are here to make money and they way you do that is winning the XPW Tag Team Champions. Deaton puts The Bad Breed on notice that they aren’t the baddest team in Xtreme Pro Wrestling anymore.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- VTR: We get a taped interview with International Heavyweight Champion MASA CHONO, conducted by Joey Styles. Styles asks Chono about his first defense of the gold on MTV on January 29 when he faces a living legend, TATSUMI “THE DRAGON” FUJINAMI. Chono speaks in broken English as he says he respects Fujinami, but has no reverence for the man. He will not hesitate to snap Fujinami’s neck if it gives him the victory. Styles announces that Fujinami will be here live next week to face DAVE “FIT” FINLAY. Chono ominously promises to watch that match very closely.
- VAL VENIS defeats THE SANDMAN (with WOMAN) following a Money Shot off the top rope. The finish saw Sandman shouting down at Woman as he beat on Venis, until she gave him a low blow. Venis then hit a Fisherman’s Buster on Sandman and then the top rope splash to score the pin. Venis then left the ring with Woman on his arm!
- VTR: Joey Styles narrates a special video of highlights of former European Middleweight Champion “The Man of 1000 Holds” Johnny Saint, who is said to know more wrestling holds that any other athlete in the sport:
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- THE FIGHTING IRISHMAN DAVE “FIT” FINLAY isn’t at all happy about the VTR that aired before the break promoting the arrival of JOHNNY SAINT. He grabs the ringside microphone and promises to send “the English swine” Saint on the first flight back to the hellhole across the pond if he dares show up in XPW. Finlay also vows to destroy Fujinami next week and then Terry Funk will have no choice but to give HIM the title match against Masa Chono on January 29.
- MIKEY WHIPWRECK (w/ TERRY FUNK) defeats JOHNNY SWINGER when he connects with the Whipper Snapper. Whipwreck seems to be improving each week under the guidance of XPW President Terry Funk and he manages to keep up with Swinger move-for-move this week, prior to scoring the win. Funk shakes Mikey’s hand after the match.
- VTR: COMING SOON TO XPW- GARY ABRIGHT!!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- TAZ and BILL ALFONSO are standing for an interview with MALIA HOSAKA, but Alfonso doesn’t even let her finish her first question. He snatches the microphone and rants tonight that Taz will slay the dragon ("DADDY!") and show nobody can stop the Path of Rage. Taz says he’s going to keep it real short – tonight he will choke out one big, angry, psycho S.O.B. He folds his arms and stares menacingly into the camera as we go back to the ring.
- XPW Openweight Champion THE GREAT SASUKE defeats NWA Light Weight Champion EL DANDY in a long television match to unify the two titles. El Dandy scores several near falls and looks as if he has the XPW title in his grasp, but misses a senton off the top rope. Sasuke delivers a series of kicks and connects with a thunder fire power-bomb to score the win! Sasuke is presented with both belts after the match, before bowing to El Dandy and holding up the luchador’s hand.
- RON SIMMONS comes out to the ramp with microphone and says what he wants is a one-on-one match with Raven. He doesn’t care what he has to do to get it – he’ll sign for any kind of match Raven wants. Simmons says everyone knows that Raven has never beaten him fairly – Ron has something to prove, but so does Raven! Simmons calls out Raven to answer him now – but there is no answer from the XPW World Heavyweight Champion or any members of Raven’s Nest!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
- TAKA MICHINOKU is by himself backstage and he tells MALIA HOSAKA that he is ready for a match with his mentor, the XPW Openweight Champion. Next week he will have a chance to become #1 contender when he faces former champion “THE BRUISER” JOHNNY SMITH – he will not waste that opportunity!
- TAZ, with BILL ALFONSO, gets the biggest win of his professional career when he forces SYCHO SID to tap out to the Taz Mission! Sid is a man possessed in this one, but Taz keeps control by shooting on Sid’s knees and keeping him on the match. Sycho Sid gets on a run late in the match with a boot to the face and grips Taz for the choke-slam. Sid makes the mistake by laughing maniacally and looking around to the crowd, which allows Taz to knee him in the stomach. Taz then hooks Sid and drills him with a belly-to-belly suplex! The Human Suplex Machine then locks on the Taz Mission in the center of the ring and Sid has no choice but to tap out! Taz stands over Sid after the match, as Vicious has to be helped by the referee.
Now, it’s time for the PULP FICTION PROMOS to close out this week’s show:
Missy Hyatt says that her Pitbulls are hungry for blood and they will get it – in tag team competition or other wise. Hyatt puts out a challenge to XPW Heavyweight Champion Raven to get a partner to face the Pitbulls right here on MTV!
Terry Funk congratulates Mike Whipwreck on his win and says he is proud of the young star. Funk says he thinks Mikey is ready for one more match with Louie Spicolli – this time, he thinks Mikey will win. Mikey seems a little concerned.
Sabu and Jushin Thunder Liger are staring each other down as they stand in front of the XPW logo.
Bill Alfonso blows his whistle as Taz stands with his arms folded. Taz says everyone saw tonight that a big, jacked up dope like Sid will tap out just like everybody else. Beat him if you can, survive if he lets you.
Raven is sitting alone in the boiler room. He heard Ron Simmons’ latest challenge. Simmons says he will do anything to earn a title match. Well, Raven will name his price right here next week – and it will be a price that Simmons can’t possibly pay. Quote the Raven nevermore.
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