ALL PRO WRESTLING TV(7/14/84)
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ALL PRO WRESTLING
Taped 7/10/84
To air in syndication as well as The Nashville Networkon the weekend of July 7, 1984
Taped at the Brushfork Armory in Bluefield, WV
Commentary by Jim Ross & Johnny Weaver
Interviews by Bob Caudle & David Crockett
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Capetta
Referees: Alfred Neeley, Dick Woehrle, & Jerry Calhoun
OPENING:
As this song plays, we see the following scenes:
Ric Flair's entrance from Starrcade '83
Terry Taylor raising the TV Title belt above his head
Barry Windham hitting a lariat on an opponent
Mike Rotundo executing the airplane spin
Ivan Koloff waving a Soviet flag
Sgt. Slaughter applying the cobra clutch
Tony Atlas pressing an opponent over his head
Bruiser Brody dropping a big knee onto a fallen opponent
Jimmy Valiant dancing
Nikita Koloff & Krusher Kruschev coming to the ring with the International Tag belts around their waists.
ROSS:Last week, in a tag match here on this program, “Russian Nightmare” Nikita Koloff scored a pin on the current International Champion Barry Windham!
WEAVER: Jim, you know the Russians are never at a loss for words. Right now, they are standing by with David Crockett!
We cut to the dressing room.
CROCKETT: I have to hand it to you Russians, last week, you scored an impressive victory over a great team!
IVAN: Last week, my nephew Nikita proved that he is superior athlete and the future of professional athlete! We already possess the tag tean titles. When Jim Crockett stops protecting this Barry Windham and gives Nikita International Title match, we will have all of the belts!
NIKITA: Barry Windham, that belt will belong to Russia! It will belong to Nikita! Like all Americans, you have grown soft and weak! Nikita is Soviet wrestling machine! I will be champion!
KRUSCHEV: Because this cesspool of a country couldn't ensure the safety of our athletes, the Soviet Union boycotted the Olympic games! That's why we have to represent the Soviet athletes and win gold in our chosen sport of professional wrestling! Those fossils, the Brisco Brothers, were the first! That long haired Texas redneck Windham will be next!
IVAN: Look at these amazing athletes! (Nikita and Krusher flex and pose) No American can stand up to this! Barry Windham is not here this week because he is on the run from Nikita! You can't run forever, Windham, and sooner or later, you will run out of hiding places!
CROCKETT: I can guarantee you that Barry isn't hiding from anybody! Yeah, you might have caught a fall on him last week, but he's not done yet! Count on it! Let's go to ringside and my colleague, Bob Caudle!
CAUDLE: I'm here with former TV Champion Terry Taylor! Terry, like most great athletes, you've set some goals for your future!
TAYLOR: Yessir, Bob! I have a rematch with the Adrian Street for the TV Championship right here on TV next week! That's just the beginning! I want to be International Champion! I want to be the top man in my chosen sport! I've not only been working out harder than I ever have before, I've been watching tape and film of the all time greats. All the great world champions of the past seem to have one thing in common: a finishing hold they could always count o n! And in a lot of cases, that hold was the figure four leglock! So, I've been busy developing my own figure four!
CAUDLE: Will we see the figure four in the match that's up next on the program?
TAYLOR: That's a strong possibility, Bob Caudle!
Terry Taylor vs. Randy Barber (FA): Taylor looks like a million bucks this week and he wins via submission to the figure four leglock.
COMMERCIAL
ROSS: Let's go to some pre-recorded comments from Percival Pringle III...
VTR:
Percy Pringle is sitting on a porch swing.
PP3: Ladies and gentlemen, it is I, Percival Pringle III, coming to you from my mother's palatial estate here in Alabama. I have sad news for the millions of my fans watching across the country. Don't worry, I'll follow it up with the best news you've had in a long time! The fact of the matter is that the Great American Bash should have been the greatest night in the history of the Pringle Dynasty. Instead, it was a miserable failure! Only Adrian Street and Buzz Sawyer really did their part! The PYTs and Hercules let me down! Before the card even began, Killer Khan informed me that he was headed out on a world tour and wouldn't be available for Dynasty business for several months! I called Mama for advice and she told me to come home! So, I'm back home and the Pringle Dynasty has taken its place in history! Now for the good, no, the GREAT news! A childhood friend has purchased the contracts of the men in the Dynasty! Not only is this man a great leader of men and manager of talent, he's a world class professional wrestler! His name is “Tennessee Stud” Robert Fuller!
FEMALE VOICE: (off camera) PERCIVAL! It's time for Lawrence Welk!
PP3: Well, Mama is calling! I have to go! You are gonna love the Stud!
Bob Caudle is standing by with an imposing figure at ringside....
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CAUDLE: Fans, you heard Percival Pringle III speaking of him and here he is: ROBERT FULLER!
FULLER: (takes mic from Caudle) Yessireee! Also known as the Tennessee Stud! Proud to be here, Bob Caudle! My friend called me and offered me the opportunity of a lifetime! He was down hearted because he had a disappointing evening at the Orange Bowl! Well, I've been known to whip some people into shape in the past! Later today, I'll get the PYT Express back on the winning track! Right now, we're going to have the highest rated segment on the Nashville Network! When Conway Twitty comes on and sings “Hello, Darlin”, it don't draw the ratings of the Hercules Hernandez $5,000 Full Nelson Challenge! (Fuller climbs into the ring, still holding mic. Hercules Hernandez is already there, flexing and posing) Herc, I know you had a setback recently with that punk Scott Hall! They call him “Coyote”, but he looks like a mangy mongrel to the Stud, baby! OK, you all know how this works! Any man in the building who has the guts can come in this ring and attempt to break the full nelson of Hercules Hernandez! If you can break the hold, you get five thousand dollars! (fuller reaches into his pocket and pulls out a stack of bills that he waves in the air) So come on down if you have the courage! Any wrestler! Any football player! Any weightlifter! Any bodybuilder! Anybody!
Hercules flexes as Fuller waves the prize money! Will anybody take the challenge today?
Suddenly, the crowd roars! We have a taker!
TONY “MR. USA” ATLAS!!!!
Atlas climbs into the ring and allows Hernandez to apply his hold! Hercules really cinches down on the hold! Atlas looks like he's fading! NO! Atlas flexes and puts everything he has into it! ATLAS BREAKS THE FULL NELSON!!! Atlas leaps out of the ring, snatches the money from Fuller and celebrates with the fans!
CAUDLE: Congratulations, Tony! What happened, Robert Fuller?
FULLER: I AM HUMILIATED! That was the most pitiful display I have ever witnessed!
Fuller climbs into the ring, pulls of his hat, and starts whipping Hernandez with it! Hercules shoves the Tennessee Stud to the mat! I think Hernandez may have just resigned from the Stud's Stable!
COMMERCIAL
David Crockett is standing by in the locker room.
CROCKETT: I am here with “Dr. D” David Shults, one of JJ Dillon's Outlaws as well as JJ Dillon himself. Lately, you've had a real problem with Mike Rotundo! Why are you going after Mike like you've been doing?
DR.D: Lemme tell ya, David Crockett! When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time with my grandad and mamaw on their farm in Georgia! I loved that old farm! Then one day, some guy in a suit and a tie and a college degree from up north came and foreclosed on my grandad's mortgage and I never was able to go to that place again! Mike Rotundo reminds me of that banker! He's a college boy, he wears suits and ties, and he's a New York yankee! I was too little to beat up that banker! But I'm a grown up man now and I'm plenty big enough to take care of Mike Rotundo!
DILLON: Tell 'em Doc!
CROCKETT: Lookit, Mike Rotundo isn't like that! I've seen Mike visit children's hospitals and schools and nursing homes on his own time!He's spent hours raising money for March of Dimes and Easter Seals and Special Olympics! He probably wasn't even born when the bank foreclosed on your granddad's farm! You're being ridiculous!
DR.D: OK, there's more to it! Blackjack Mulligan, Barry Windham, & Mike Rotundo call theirselves “The Family”. Everybody knows Windham and Mulligan are father and son, right?
CROCKETT: Absolutely! And Windham & Rotundo are like brothers! That's why they call themsleves “The Family”!
DR. D: It's real odd to me that a father and son have different last names! Ain't that odd to you, JJ?
DILLON: It certainly isn't normal!
DR.D: And Barry ain't Mulligan's only kid, is he?
CROCKETT: No, Barry has a brother named Kendall who recently started wrestling and he's doing quite well!
DR.D: That ain't what I'm talkin about and you know it, Crockett! There's some things we ain't supposed to tell on TV! JJ, should I speak my peace?
DILLON: Speak your mind, Doc!
CROCKETT: Watch it, Dr. D!
DR. D: The fact is that old Bobby Jack Mulligan had a daughter! Her name is Stephanie! And she married Mike Rotundo! What sticks in my craw is that guys like me and Jos LeDuc and King Konga and Stan Hansen and Bruiser Brody and JJ Dillon and Ric Flair and Buzz Sawyer had to fight and scratch to get into the wrestling business! Mike Rotundo, you -BLEEPED- your way in!
CROCKETT: THAT IS ENOUGH! Go to commercial! (screen goes to black) That's the last interview you give on this show!
COMMERCIAL
ROSS: Folks, we'll try to give Mike Rotundo equal time before the end of this program! Thankfully, our program is recorded with a five second delay so we can edit certain words out of the show. Our apologies to Mr. & Mrs. Rotundo for Dr. D's comments! Right now, a special musical look at Stan & Steve, the Fabulous Ones!
Jack & Gerald Brisco vs. “Hustler” Rip Rogers & Rick Link: The Brisco Brothers wrestle more aggressively than usual, almost a subtle heel style. Jack puts Link away with the figure four. Then, they join Bob Caudle...
CAUDLE: Jack and Gerald, you may not have the belts now, but you looked like champions in there today!
GERALD: The Russians can't keep ducking rematches forever, Bob! It's only a matter of time before we get the International Tag Title back in our possession once again!
CAUDLE: The competition is fierce in the tag team ranks these days, Jack! You have the Russians, the Fabulous Ones, the PYT Express...
JACK: That's true, but the thing is this: me and Gerald are WRESTLERS! We don't resort to gimmicks! You didn't hear no music or see any smoke bombs when we walked out with our heads held high! I saw that stupid MTV video that they played a few minutes ago! I don't understand what's happening in this sport! I've known Steve Keirn since he was a little boy! He has a great amatuer background. Not nearly on the level of an NCAA Champion like Gerald and me, but decent! Stanley Lane was at one time considered the best prospect in the country! Now look at these two! Struttin around like Chippendale dancers. Wearin bowties and suspenders and top hats to the ring! I guarantee you people that me and Gerald won't ever humiliate ourselves like that!
Steve Keirn comes out!
KEIRN: Jack, what's the problem?
GERALD: Hey, we don't interrupt your interview time!
KEIRN: Hey, the Fabulous Ones don't run the Brisco Brothers down on our interview time either! If you had a problem with how the Fabs conduct our business, our door is open and we can discuss it! There's no need for you to act like this!
JACK: Why are you and Stan acting like this? Why do you dress like exotic dancers and do silly videos? Whatever happened to scientific wrestling?
KEIRN: I'm still a scientific wrestler and so is Stan! We do the videos because the fans like it! We wear the bowties because the people like it! These people made us what we are and they made you two guys, too! I'm still good ol Steve Keirn. I'm still in blue jeans and a T shirt and Converse tennis shoes! Anytime, you two wanna try Stan and myself, just sign a contract!
GERALD: Where's Stan, we can do it right now!
STEVE: Stan had a funeral to attend down in Tennessee. He'll be back real soon and we'll be happy to give you a match!
GERALD: It will be a pleasure to give you two a lesson in real wrestling!
ROSS: A real unfortunate situation here!
WEAVER: I still don't understand what Jack & Gerald are so angry about!
COMMERCIAL
“Tennessee Stud” Ron Fuller leads Exotic Adrian Street, Koko Ware, & Norvell Austin to the ring.
The crowd boos the arrival of the Stud's Stable team!
Here come their popular opponents! The Boogie Woogie Man! The Pistol Man! Blackjack Mulligan!
Exotic Adrian Street & the PYT Express ( Koko Ware & Norvell Austin) vs. Blackjack Mulligan, “Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant, & Blackjack Mulligan: If you came looking for Ring of Honor, you'll be disappointed. If you want a Memphis style brawl, this is just what the doctor ordered! A wild and crazy match that ends when Mulligan applies the claw to Austin and scores the pin! After the match, Fuller and his men join Bob Caudle!
FULLER: Ah see mah work is cut out for me, Bob Caudle! Well, redemption begins next week! Adrian Street here will defend the TV Title against that punk Terry Taylor and it will be a successful defense, won't Adrian!
STREET: Oh, yes sir, it undoubtedly will! As you know, I know sweet Terry's weakness!(blows a kiss at the camera)
FULLER: Ah also spoke with my longtime friend, Comrade Ivan Koloff! In the interest of international goodwill, Comrade Ivan agreed that the Russians will defend the International Tag Team titles against the PYT Express on television here next week! Are you boys gonna bring them belts to the Stud Stable!
KOKO: Boss, I know we've been on a losing streak here lately, but them commies don't stand a chance, right, Norvell?
NORVELL: (rubbing his head, groggy) No, whatever you say, brother!
CAUDLE: Sounds like we'll have a great program here next week! Let me send it to Jim Ross!
ROSS: Next week, we will originate from the Nashville Sports Arena! Right now, as I promised earlier, I want to give Mike Rotundo equal time! Mike, I can't say enough how sorry we are that David Shults, with JJ Dillon's consent, brought your private life into an interview earlier...
ROTUNDO: Jim, if he wants to make it personal, I'll make it personal with him! I'm proud to be a scientific wrestler! I'm proud that I was an All American at Syracuse! I'm also proud that I'm a member of Blackjack Mulligan's family! I've learned from my father in law how to bust heads and swing chairs! If that's how Dr. D wants it, I'll be happy to give it to him! I also have something to say to the Russians: Barry Windham isn't done with you jerks! One lucky, fluke pin in a tag match means nothing! One more thing, if you three are planning on ganging up on Barry, forget about it! The Family sticks together and anytime you three wanna step in the ring with Barry, Blackjack, and me, we will be ready!
ROSS: Thanks for staying with us, folks! We'll see you next week in Nashville!
Taped 7/10/84
To air in syndication as well as The Nashville Networkon the weekend of July 7, 1984
Taped at the Brushfork Armory in Bluefield, WV
Commentary by Jim Ross & Johnny Weaver
Interviews by Bob Caudle & David Crockett
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Capetta
Referees: Alfred Neeley, Dick Woehrle, & Jerry Calhoun
OPENING:
As this song plays, we see the following scenes:
Ric Flair's entrance from Starrcade '83
Terry Taylor raising the TV Title belt above his head
Barry Windham hitting a lariat on an opponent
Mike Rotundo executing the airplane spin
Ivan Koloff waving a Soviet flag
Sgt. Slaughter applying the cobra clutch
Tony Atlas pressing an opponent over his head
Bruiser Brody dropping a big knee onto a fallen opponent
Jimmy Valiant dancing
Nikita Koloff & Krusher Kruschev coming to the ring with the International Tag belts around their waists.
ROSS:Last week, in a tag match here on this program, “Russian Nightmare” Nikita Koloff scored a pin on the current International Champion Barry Windham!
WEAVER: Jim, you know the Russians are never at a loss for words. Right now, they are standing by with David Crockett!
We cut to the dressing room.
CROCKETT: I have to hand it to you Russians, last week, you scored an impressive victory over a great team!
IVAN: Last week, my nephew Nikita proved that he is superior athlete and the future of professional athlete! We already possess the tag tean titles. When Jim Crockett stops protecting this Barry Windham and gives Nikita International Title match, we will have all of the belts!
NIKITA: Barry Windham, that belt will belong to Russia! It will belong to Nikita! Like all Americans, you have grown soft and weak! Nikita is Soviet wrestling machine! I will be champion!
KRUSCHEV: Because this cesspool of a country couldn't ensure the safety of our athletes, the Soviet Union boycotted the Olympic games! That's why we have to represent the Soviet athletes and win gold in our chosen sport of professional wrestling! Those fossils, the Brisco Brothers, were the first! That long haired Texas redneck Windham will be next!
IVAN: Look at these amazing athletes! (Nikita and Krusher flex and pose) No American can stand up to this! Barry Windham is not here this week because he is on the run from Nikita! You can't run forever, Windham, and sooner or later, you will run out of hiding places!
CROCKETT: I can guarantee you that Barry isn't hiding from anybody! Yeah, you might have caught a fall on him last week, but he's not done yet! Count on it! Let's go to ringside and my colleague, Bob Caudle!
CAUDLE: I'm here with former TV Champion Terry Taylor! Terry, like most great athletes, you've set some goals for your future!
TAYLOR: Yessir, Bob! I have a rematch with the Adrian Street for the TV Championship right here on TV next week! That's just the beginning! I want to be International Champion! I want to be the top man in my chosen sport! I've not only been working out harder than I ever have before, I've been watching tape and film of the all time greats. All the great world champions of the past seem to have one thing in common: a finishing hold they could always count o n! And in a lot of cases, that hold was the figure four leglock! So, I've been busy developing my own figure four!
CAUDLE: Will we see the figure four in the match that's up next on the program?
TAYLOR: That's a strong possibility, Bob Caudle!
Terry Taylor vs. Randy Barber (FA): Taylor looks like a million bucks this week and he wins via submission to the figure four leglock.
COMMERCIAL
ROSS: Let's go to some pre-recorded comments from Percival Pringle III...
VTR:
Percy Pringle is sitting on a porch swing.
PP3: Ladies and gentlemen, it is I, Percival Pringle III, coming to you from my mother's palatial estate here in Alabama. I have sad news for the millions of my fans watching across the country. Don't worry, I'll follow it up with the best news you've had in a long time! The fact of the matter is that the Great American Bash should have been the greatest night in the history of the Pringle Dynasty. Instead, it was a miserable failure! Only Adrian Street and Buzz Sawyer really did their part! The PYTs and Hercules let me down! Before the card even began, Killer Khan informed me that he was headed out on a world tour and wouldn't be available for Dynasty business for several months! I called Mama for advice and she told me to come home! So, I'm back home and the Pringle Dynasty has taken its place in history! Now for the good, no, the GREAT news! A childhood friend has purchased the contracts of the men in the Dynasty! Not only is this man a great leader of men and manager of talent, he's a world class professional wrestler! His name is “Tennessee Stud” Robert Fuller!
FEMALE VOICE: (off camera) PERCIVAL! It's time for Lawrence Welk!
PP3: Well, Mama is calling! I have to go! You are gonna love the Stud!
Bob Caudle is standing by with an imposing figure at ringside....
CAUDLE: Fans, you heard Percival Pringle III speaking of him and here he is: ROBERT FULLER!
FULLER: (takes mic from Caudle) Yessireee! Also known as the Tennessee Stud! Proud to be here, Bob Caudle! My friend called me and offered me the opportunity of a lifetime! He was down hearted because he had a disappointing evening at the Orange Bowl! Well, I've been known to whip some people into shape in the past! Later today, I'll get the PYT Express back on the winning track! Right now, we're going to have the highest rated segment on the Nashville Network! When Conway Twitty comes on and sings “Hello, Darlin”, it don't draw the ratings of the Hercules Hernandez $5,000 Full Nelson Challenge! (Fuller climbs into the ring, still holding mic. Hercules Hernandez is already there, flexing and posing) Herc, I know you had a setback recently with that punk Scott Hall! They call him “Coyote”, but he looks like a mangy mongrel to the Stud, baby! OK, you all know how this works! Any man in the building who has the guts can come in this ring and attempt to break the full nelson of Hercules Hernandez! If you can break the hold, you get five thousand dollars! (fuller reaches into his pocket and pulls out a stack of bills that he waves in the air) So come on down if you have the courage! Any wrestler! Any football player! Any weightlifter! Any bodybuilder! Anybody!
Hercules flexes as Fuller waves the prize money! Will anybody take the challenge today?
Suddenly, the crowd roars! We have a taker!
TONY “MR. USA” ATLAS!!!!
Atlas climbs into the ring and allows Hernandez to apply his hold! Hercules really cinches down on the hold! Atlas looks like he's fading! NO! Atlas flexes and puts everything he has into it! ATLAS BREAKS THE FULL NELSON!!! Atlas leaps out of the ring, snatches the money from Fuller and celebrates with the fans!
CAUDLE: Congratulations, Tony! What happened, Robert Fuller?
FULLER: I AM HUMILIATED! That was the most pitiful display I have ever witnessed!
Fuller climbs into the ring, pulls of his hat, and starts whipping Hernandez with it! Hercules shoves the Tennessee Stud to the mat! I think Hernandez may have just resigned from the Stud's Stable!
COMMERCIAL
David Crockett is standing by in the locker room.
CROCKETT: I am here with “Dr. D” David Shults, one of JJ Dillon's Outlaws as well as JJ Dillon himself. Lately, you've had a real problem with Mike Rotundo! Why are you going after Mike like you've been doing?
DR.D: Lemme tell ya, David Crockett! When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time with my grandad and mamaw on their farm in Georgia! I loved that old farm! Then one day, some guy in a suit and a tie and a college degree from up north came and foreclosed on my grandad's mortgage and I never was able to go to that place again! Mike Rotundo reminds me of that banker! He's a college boy, he wears suits and ties, and he's a New York yankee! I was too little to beat up that banker! But I'm a grown up man now and I'm plenty big enough to take care of Mike Rotundo!
DILLON: Tell 'em Doc!
CROCKETT: Lookit, Mike Rotundo isn't like that! I've seen Mike visit children's hospitals and schools and nursing homes on his own time!He's spent hours raising money for March of Dimes and Easter Seals and Special Olympics! He probably wasn't even born when the bank foreclosed on your granddad's farm! You're being ridiculous!
DR.D: OK, there's more to it! Blackjack Mulligan, Barry Windham, & Mike Rotundo call theirselves “The Family”. Everybody knows Windham and Mulligan are father and son, right?
CROCKETT: Absolutely! And Windham & Rotundo are like brothers! That's why they call themsleves “The Family”!
DR. D: It's real odd to me that a father and son have different last names! Ain't that odd to you, JJ?
DILLON: It certainly isn't normal!
DR.D: And Barry ain't Mulligan's only kid, is he?
CROCKETT: No, Barry has a brother named Kendall who recently started wrestling and he's doing quite well!
DR.D: That ain't what I'm talkin about and you know it, Crockett! There's some things we ain't supposed to tell on TV! JJ, should I speak my peace?
DILLON: Speak your mind, Doc!
CROCKETT: Watch it, Dr. D!
DR. D: The fact is that old Bobby Jack Mulligan had a daughter! Her name is Stephanie! And she married Mike Rotundo! What sticks in my craw is that guys like me and Jos LeDuc and King Konga and Stan Hansen and Bruiser Brody and JJ Dillon and Ric Flair and Buzz Sawyer had to fight and scratch to get into the wrestling business! Mike Rotundo, you -BLEEPED- your way in!
CROCKETT: THAT IS ENOUGH! Go to commercial! (screen goes to black) That's the last interview you give on this show!
COMMERCIAL
ROSS: Folks, we'll try to give Mike Rotundo equal time before the end of this program! Thankfully, our program is recorded with a five second delay so we can edit certain words out of the show. Our apologies to Mr. & Mrs. Rotundo for Dr. D's comments! Right now, a special musical look at Stan & Steve, the Fabulous Ones!
Jack & Gerald Brisco vs. “Hustler” Rip Rogers & Rick Link: The Brisco Brothers wrestle more aggressively than usual, almost a subtle heel style. Jack puts Link away with the figure four. Then, they join Bob Caudle...
CAUDLE: Jack and Gerald, you may not have the belts now, but you looked like champions in there today!
GERALD: The Russians can't keep ducking rematches forever, Bob! It's only a matter of time before we get the International Tag Title back in our possession once again!
CAUDLE: The competition is fierce in the tag team ranks these days, Jack! You have the Russians, the Fabulous Ones, the PYT Express...
JACK: That's true, but the thing is this: me and Gerald are WRESTLERS! We don't resort to gimmicks! You didn't hear no music or see any smoke bombs when we walked out with our heads held high! I saw that stupid MTV video that they played a few minutes ago! I don't understand what's happening in this sport! I've known Steve Keirn since he was a little boy! He has a great amatuer background. Not nearly on the level of an NCAA Champion like Gerald and me, but decent! Stanley Lane was at one time considered the best prospect in the country! Now look at these two! Struttin around like Chippendale dancers. Wearin bowties and suspenders and top hats to the ring! I guarantee you people that me and Gerald won't ever humiliate ourselves like that!
Steve Keirn comes out!
KEIRN: Jack, what's the problem?
GERALD: Hey, we don't interrupt your interview time!
KEIRN: Hey, the Fabulous Ones don't run the Brisco Brothers down on our interview time either! If you had a problem with how the Fabs conduct our business, our door is open and we can discuss it! There's no need for you to act like this!
JACK: Why are you and Stan acting like this? Why do you dress like exotic dancers and do silly videos? Whatever happened to scientific wrestling?
KEIRN: I'm still a scientific wrestler and so is Stan! We do the videos because the fans like it! We wear the bowties because the people like it! These people made us what we are and they made you two guys, too! I'm still good ol Steve Keirn. I'm still in blue jeans and a T shirt and Converse tennis shoes! Anytime, you two wanna try Stan and myself, just sign a contract!
GERALD: Where's Stan, we can do it right now!
STEVE: Stan had a funeral to attend down in Tennessee. He'll be back real soon and we'll be happy to give you a match!
GERALD: It will be a pleasure to give you two a lesson in real wrestling!
ROSS: A real unfortunate situation here!
WEAVER: I still don't understand what Jack & Gerald are so angry about!
COMMERCIAL
“Tennessee Stud” Ron Fuller leads Exotic Adrian Street, Koko Ware, & Norvell Austin to the ring.
The crowd boos the arrival of the Stud's Stable team!
Here come their popular opponents! The Boogie Woogie Man! The Pistol Man! Blackjack Mulligan!
Exotic Adrian Street & the PYT Express ( Koko Ware & Norvell Austin) vs. Blackjack Mulligan, “Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant, & Blackjack Mulligan: If you came looking for Ring of Honor, you'll be disappointed. If you want a Memphis style brawl, this is just what the doctor ordered! A wild and crazy match that ends when Mulligan applies the claw to Austin and scores the pin! After the match, Fuller and his men join Bob Caudle!
FULLER: Ah see mah work is cut out for me, Bob Caudle! Well, redemption begins next week! Adrian Street here will defend the TV Title against that punk Terry Taylor and it will be a successful defense, won't Adrian!
STREET: Oh, yes sir, it undoubtedly will! As you know, I know sweet Terry's weakness!(blows a kiss at the camera)
FULLER: Ah also spoke with my longtime friend, Comrade Ivan Koloff! In the interest of international goodwill, Comrade Ivan agreed that the Russians will defend the International Tag Team titles against the PYT Express on television here next week! Are you boys gonna bring them belts to the Stud Stable!
KOKO: Boss, I know we've been on a losing streak here lately, but them commies don't stand a chance, right, Norvell?
NORVELL: (rubbing his head, groggy) No, whatever you say, brother!
CAUDLE: Sounds like we'll have a great program here next week! Let me send it to Jim Ross!
ROSS: Next week, we will originate from the Nashville Sports Arena! Right now, as I promised earlier, I want to give Mike Rotundo equal time! Mike, I can't say enough how sorry we are that David Shults, with JJ Dillon's consent, brought your private life into an interview earlier...
ROSS: Thanks for staying with us, folks! We'll see you next week in Nashville!
Working on it now.