SMW January 1996 - 1/10, 1/19, 1/26
Aug 30, 2013 22:48:30 GMT
Post by jackknight on Aug 30, 2013 22:48:30 GMT
Chito said:
SMOKY MOUNTAIN WRESTLING presents
IMPACT! WRESTLING
Broadcast on FOX Sports South
Thursday, January 10, 1996
8pm to 9pm
Taped on December 27, 1995 at the East High School Gym in Morristown, TN
- LES THATCHER and THE HONKY TONK MAN are ringside to open the show, and they welcome us to the first IMPACT! Wrestling of 1996! They hype this week’s show, which will include . . . World Tag Team Champions The Rock n’ Roll Express in action . . . The Heavenly Bodies will see action as well . . . Plus, a handful of main event calibre matches, as America’s Team squares off with the Mounties . . . Tracy Smothers goes one on one with Buddy Landel’s “Advisor” Al Snow . . . We’ll have another Smoky Mountain Rumble qualifying match, between Buddy Landel and Tito Santana!
- MATCH #1
WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
THE ROCK N’ ROLL EXPRESS (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson) (Champs) defeat THE PUNISHER & PAUL ROMA at 3:43 when Morton pins Roma following a double dropkick.
- KEVIN KELLY is standing in front of a Smoky Mountain Wrestling banner. Joining him is SMW Commissioner BOB ARMSTRONG.
BOB hypes Final Resolution, coming up live on FOX Sports South on January 19. He talks about the matches that have been signed, including Bunkhouse Buck defending the SMW TV Title against Chris Michaels, the Rock n’ Roll Express defending their World Tag Team Titles against arch-rivals the Heavenly Bodies, and of course, the big 6 man Smoky Mountain Rumble, to crown the very first SMW World Heavyweight Champion! So far, Cactus Jack, Tracy Smothers and Bunkhouse Buck have qualified for the match, and later tonight, either Buddy Landel or Tito Santana will be added to that list.
After Armstrong walks off, Kelly is joined by AL SNOW.
SNOW talks about facing Brad Armstrong later on, saying that he’ll beat Brad. He talks about the Armstrongs family, saying that there’s so many of them, popping out these idiot kids would be a full-time job for Bob’s old lady. He says that he saw Bob’s old lady backstage at a Smoky Mountain show once, and says that saying she looked like a mule would be an insult to mules. He says that she looked like she’d fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. He says that one look at Bob’s old lady and he now knows why Bob’s always at the arenas, he wouldn’t want to go home to that either!
KEVIN KELLY’s heard enough, and sends us back to Les and Honky at ringside, while Snow continues to insult the Armstrong family.
At ringside, LES says that he hopes for Al Snow’s sake that Brad Armstrong didn’t hear those comments, because if he did, Al may be in a lot of trouble when they square off later in the show.
- MATCH #2:
THE MOUNTIES (Jacques & Pierre) defeat AMERICA’S TEAM (Sgt. Slaughter & Hacksaw Jim Duggan) at 6:10. This match came about after the Mounties had made some derogatory comments about the Smoky Mountain region, and America in general, then came out and taunted Duggan and Slaughter during a match last week. Duggan and the Sarge went to the SMW promoters and asked them to sign this match.
The match is action-packed, as the two teams tear right into each other. Slaughter and Duggan enjoy an early advantage, until some double-teaming by the Mounties turns the tables. Jacques and Pierre then isolate Duggan in their corner, and work him over. Duggan eventually battles back, getting a burst of energy, and dropping both Mounties with big running clotheslines. Duggan tags Slaughter in, and the Sarge cleans house. As Pierre comes back in, Slaughter pummels him, but doesn’t notice Jacques grab the cattleprod that he carries to the ring. When the ref is out of position to see it, Jacques zaps Slaughter with the cattleprod. Pierre immediately takes advantage of this, slamming the Sarge to the mat, and hitting the top-rope Maple Leaf Drop legdrop. Jacques jumps into the ring to brawl with Duggan as Pierre gets the 1…2…3.
Afterwards, Jacques knocks Duggan out of the ring, and the Mounties double-team Slaughter, but Duggan grabs his 2x4 from ringside, jumps back into the ring, and chases the Mounties off.
- KEVIN KELLY is standing in front of a Smoky Mountain Wrestling banner. Joining him is JIM CORNETTE and THE HEAVENLY BODIES: TOM PRITCHARD & JIMMY DEL RAY.
CORNETTE talks about the match coming up between the Heavenly Bodies and the Rock n’ Roll Express at Final Resolution, for the World Tag Team Titles. Cornette says that he has a long history of managing great tag teams, but this team right here, the Heavenly Bodies, are the greatest of them all! He says that Morton and Gibson’s reign comes to an end in 9 days at Final Resolution, and Pritchard and Del Ray will bring the belts back where they belong.
DEL RAY says Morton and Gibson walk around like they own the place, they think they’re untouchable, but he says that they’ve never been in the ring with a team like the Heavenly Bodies, who are superior to Morton and Gibson in every way. They’re better wrestlers, they’re better looking, they’re just all-around better men, just ask Morton and Gibson’s girlfriends, he’s seen the way they look at him and Pritchard when they’re at the shows! He says that he can’t blame them, there’s a reason why they call him and Pritchard the Heavenly Bodies!
PRITCHARD doesn’t say anything, he just keeps posing for the camera the whole time.
- MATCH #3:
THE HEAVENLY BODIES (Jimmy Del Ray & Tom Pritchard) (w/ Jim Cornette) defeat PAT ROSE & THE ROCKIN’ REBEL at 2:31 when Pritchard pinned Rose after standing on the second turnbuckle, with Del Ray lifting Rose up to him, and Pritchard then delivering a powerslam off the turnbuckle.
- LES and HONKY send us to the set of the BACHELOR PAD.
- STAN LANE welcomes us to another edition of the top-rated segment on any wrestling show, anywhere in the World, the BACHELOR PAD.
STAN welcomes his guests, BUDDY LANDEL, Landel’s Advisor AL SNOW and Landel’s assistant TAMMY LYN BYTCH.
LANDEL talks about facing Tito Santana later in the show, in a Smoky Mountain Rumble qualifying match. Buddy says that his match with Tito will be nothing more than a warm-up for the Rumble at Final Resolution, and says that in two weeks time, he will be back on this program, as the very first SMW World Heavyweight Champion!
SNOW talks some more about his match with Brad Armstrong later tonight, saying that Armstrong is going to be so thoroughly embarrassed after Snow beats him, he doubts he’ll ever show his face in SMW again.
AL then talks about hiring Tammy Lyn Bytch, and says that it’s a good thing they did, because over the past few weeks, they’ve been bombarded by people, all wanting a piece of the one true Nature Boy! There’s been promoters from all over the World wanting Buddy to be on their shows, they’ve had the biggest Hollywood producers calling, begging Buddy to be in their movies. It’s out of control.
BUDDY says that he doesn’t blame them, he’s the biggest thing to ever hit professional wrestling, and his appeal is undeniable. Everyone wants a piece of him, women want him, men want to be him.
TAMMY agrees, saying that Landel is already the biggest star in the wrestling World, and on January 19, he will become the greatest World Champion in wrestling history!
- MATCH #4:
TRACY SMOTHERS beats RICK MICHAELS at 3:34 after the Alabama Jawjacker.
- KEVIN KELLY is standing in front of a Smoky Mountain Wrestling banner. Joining him is AMERICA’S TEAM: HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN & SGT. SLAUGHTER.
KELLY mentions the match earlier in the night against the Mounties, and the fact that it ended under controversial circumstances.
DUGGAN says that he’s damn right it did, it ended with Jacques zapping him with a cattleprod, because Jacques knew that he and Pierre couldn’t beat them fair and square. Duggan then talks about facing Pierre next week in a Smoky Mountain Rumble qualifying match, and says that he’s going to make Pierre pay for what Jacques did this week.
SLAUGHTER demands a rematch against those Mountie pukes, and wants the SMW promoters to sign it as soon as possible.
- MATCH #5
SMOKY MOUNTAIN RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH:
BUDDY LANDEL (w/ Tammy Lyn Bytch) beats TITO SANTANA at 4:10 after attacking Tito’s knee, then applying the Figure-Four Leglock for the submission victory.
Buddy Landel is the fourth man to qualify for the Smoky Mountain Rumble on January 19 at Final Resolution!
- LES THATCHER talks about the career of TRACY SMOTHERS, saying that Smothers has always put on a great show for the fans, no matter where he’s wrestled, and says that the one thing that Tracy has wanted more than anything else since getting into wrestling, is to be the World Heavyweight Champion, and he’ll get his shot on January 19 at Final Resolution.
- MUSIC VIDEO: Featuring footage of Tracy Smothers, set to ZZ TOP’S “LA GRANGE”.
ZZ Top - La Grange live ver.
- MATCH #6:
BRAD ARMSTRONG beats AL SNOW (w/ Tammy Lyn Bytch) at 7:50. The action is fast and furious early on, with neither man able to get a clear advantage. Late in the match, Snow takes control after stopping Brad in his tracks with a vicious thumb to the eye, then works him over. Snow goes for the Snow Plow, but as he sets Brad up for it, Armstrong reverses it, and rolls Snow up in a small package for the 1…2…3!!
Snow jumps up and goes after Armstrong, who wisely rolls out of the ring and heads for the locker room. Snow throws a tantrum in the ring, saying that Armstrong cheated. Al gets in the referee’s face, screaming at him that Armstrong had ahold of his trunks during the pin, but the referee isn’t buying it.
- THATCHER and HONKY TONK wrap up the show while Al Snow continues to throw a fit in the ring. Les hypes next week’s show, which will feature the final two qualifying matches for the Smoky Mountain Rumble, as Hacksaw Duggan takes on Pierre of the Mounties, and Brad Armstrong takes on the Punisher. As well, Ricky Morton will challenge Bunkhouse Buck for the TV Title.
FADES TO BLACK
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