XPW November 1995 - 11/6, 11/13, 11/20, & 11/27

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Commish said:

XTREME PRO WRESTLING presents:
EXTREME WARFARE
NOVEMBER 6, 1995
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
AIRING ON: MTV
BROADCASTERS: JOEY STYLES & JERRY LAWLER
RING ANNOUNCER: BOB ARTESE
INTERVIEWER: TONI ADAMS

XPW EXTREME WARFARE opens with ‘Perry Mason’ by Ozzy Osbourne playing over clips of Sid Vicious, The Sandman, Taz, Raven, Brian Lee, The Pitbulls, Stevie Richards, The Pitbulls, Ron Simmons, Jim Cornette, Louie Spicolli, The Bruise Brothers and Mikey Whipwreck.

OZZY OSBOURNE Perry Mason

JOEY STYLES and JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER welcome us to XPW EXTREME WARFARE right here on MTV! We are one week removed from XPW CREEPSHOW, where RAVEN became the XPW World Heavyweight Champion! RAVEN will be here tonight for an address by XPW COMMISSIONER TODD GORDON! The King also talks about the bad blood between JIM CORNETTE’s HEAVENLY BODIES and DUTCH MANTELL’s BRUISE BROTHERS. Styles announces that the two teams will meet later tonight, but Lawler claims that he has brokered a peace between the two teams! The King promises that the teams will have a clean match tonight and shake hands afterwards. Plus, XPW OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPION JOHNNY SMITH is taking on J.T. SMITH!

XPW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE PITBULLS (w/ MISSY HYATT) defeat THE TEXAS HANGMEN with both Pitbulls connect with a SUPER BOMB on Mean Mike to score the pin!

*THE PITBULLS are confronted after the match by THE BAD BREED, who are wearing the NWA World Team Titles. AXL ROTTEN gets on the microphone and says the Bad Bad are reunited! The last time they teamed up, they won the NWA World Tag Team Titles. As far as the Rottens are concerned, that makes THE BAD BAD BREED the very best team in wrestling today. MISSY HYATT answers that everyone knows the XPW is where the tru revolution in wrestling is happening so the Bad Breed might have some old title belts, but they aren’t shit until they beat The Pitbulls! All four men square off and tease brawl as Missy backs off, until officials and prelim wrestlers arrive to break up the brawl.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*VTR: We see a steamy shower where the glass doors are totally fogged up. The door slides part way open revealing a man with a big smile. The man introduces himself as adult entertainer VAL VENIS. Venis says he’s already conquered the amazon – if you catch his drift – and now it’s time for him to prove he’s also the best wrestler in the world today. Val Venis says he always RISES to the occasion and that will be the same when he is kicking asses in Xtreme Pro Wrestling. The shower door then opens a little more to reveal – TRACI LORD! Traci urges Val to come back in the shower. Venis smiles at the camera and shuts the door as the sounds of ecstasy can be heard.

XPW OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPION JOHNNY “THE BRUISER” SMITH defeats J.T. SMITH in a long TV match by connecting with a leaping tombstone pile-driver. J.T. shows that he is one tough competitor, but he just can’t seem to keep the new XPW Open Weight Champion. J.T. goes up top, but takes too long! Johnny is up, he leaps up to the second rope and hits the flying belly-to-belly on J.T. Smith! The Bruiser pins to score the win!

*TONI ADAMS is interviewed backstage by LOUIE SPICOLLI, who blames MIKEY WHIPWRECK for costing him the Open Weight Title. Louie complains that he used to slam little twerps like Mikey in their lockers in high school – he’ll just do the same to Mikey here in XPW! Louie asks, no demands for a match against Mikey Whipwreck right here next week. Toni wraps things up as Louie looks her up and down and puts his arm around her! Adams appears grossed out and shakes his arm away as the scene fades out.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*TERRY GORDY joins Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler in a split-screen interview before our next match. Lawler takes over and immediately chastises Gordy. The King knows for a fact that right here next week, Gordy will team with RANDY SAVAGE to face BRIAN CHRISTOPHER and ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER! The King says he knows his allies will rip Gordy to pieces next week and finish off what he started with Randy Savage at XPW CREEPSHOW. Gordy listens to a bunch of this, until he finally shouts at Lawler to shut up. Terry says he doesn’t give a damn about Randy Savage, but he will team with him next week and kick some ass. Gordy says he has a score to settle with The Butcher, but he’ll be more than happy to kick “Jerry’s kid” around as well. Gordy then challenges Lawler to face him as well, but The King says he only faces the best and that’s something Gordy hasn’t been in a long time! Gordy tells Lawler that he is still 280lbs of romping, stomping graveyard destruction and if The King doesn’t watch his mouth, he’ll end up finding that out first hand!

“Big Balls” by AC/DC plays in the arena as we get the debut of the newest XPW wrestler – BALLS MAHONEY:





BALLS MAHONEY, with a chair in hand, defeats LARRY WINTERS in a squash when Mahoney connects with the NUTCRACKER SUITE! Mahoney then gets the crowd going by drilling Winters with the chair twice more after the match.

*JOHNNY SMITH is being interviewed backstage by TONI ADAMS about his title defense, until he is interrupted by fellow British wrestler DAVE TAYLOR! Taylor tells Johnny that he has never liked him, but he respects the man enough to challenge him to his face. Dave claims that Smith is a good enough wrestler, but he’s not a world-class athlete like Taylor is! The Bruiser smiles and says Dave Taylor can say whatever he wants, but he’ll find out just how good Johnny Smith is when the bell rings. Johnny tells Dave Taylor that he can have a match whenever he wants – and Johnny will even throw in the planet ticket home to England - because Taylor will need it! Dave Taylor scowls and walks off as we go to break.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*XPW COMMISSIONER TODD GORDON is in the ring and he says we all Raven prove he’s a master manipulator at the PPV, but the good news is that Raven is now under XPW contract. That means no games from Raven – he will have to consent to XPW’s bylaws. So right here next week, Raven will defend the XPW Heavyweight Title against WWF legend TITO SANTANA right here on EXTREME WARFARE!

“Come out and Play” by The Offspring plays and out come RAVEN’S NEST! STEVIE RICHARDS and THE BLUE MEANIE are out first and they are openly mocking Todd Gordon, with BRIAN LEE and RAVEN following slowly behind them. Stevie then takes a microphone and says “Mr. Bossman” has it all wrong – Raven is the XPW World Champion and XPW now is under Raven’s Rules! Todd Gordon tells Richards to “shut up” and insists that RAVEN will in fact all follow his orders and treat this promotion with some respect.

Stevie Richards goes to answer, but Raven shoves him down and takes the microphone. Raven tells Todd Gordon that this is now Raven’s world and he does what he wants. If he wants to face Tito Santana next week, he’ll show up and kick Tito’s ass. If he decides he has better things to do, he won’t bother showing up. Raven tells Todd Gordon that the belt now belongs to Raven. Gordon can try to strip him of the belts, but he’s not getting this belt back unless he pries it out of Raven’s hands himself! Quote the Raven nevermore! Raven then turns and walks out of the ring with THE NEST as Todd Gordon fumes, before leaving himself

THE SANDMAN (w/ WOMAN) defeats SAMU by connecting with a Singapore cane-assisted Russian Leg Sweep to score the pin. The Headshrinker gets some big moves in, but ends up getting tripped by Woman. Sandman then works over Samu and finishes him off to score the win.

*TONI ADAMS is joined by RON SIMMONS after the match. Toni says Simmons deserves a round of applause for eliminating three wrestlers in the Heaven or Hell match at the PPV. Simmons says he didn’t his hand raised so he takes no pride in those eliminations. Ron says two people here in XPW have ass-kickings coming to them! First up is SYCHO SID and the second is RAVEN. Ron says he isn’t a man to make empty promises so those two should know full well that they are going to get worked in the near future.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*JERRY LAWLER is at ringside as THE BRUISE BROTHERS and THE HEAVENLY BODIES wait in the ring. Lawler is standing with JIM CORNETTE and DUTCH MANTELL, who are exchanging dirty looks. Lawler tells the viewers that there was a big misunderstanding at the PPV, but it’s all been settled. The King reminds Cornette and Mantell that they can accomplish more on the same side than they can against each other. Lawler then asks both men to shake hands as a sign of good faith. Cornette and Mantell are reluctant, but eventually shake on the prompting of The King. Lawler raises their arms and then says this next match will be a nice, clean contest.

THE HEAVENLY BODIES (w/ JIM CORNETTE) defeat THE BRUISE BROTHERS (w/ DUTCH MANTELL) in the TV Main Event. The match is fairly clean, until Cornette trips Ron Harris coming off the ropes. Dutch Mantell immediately charges over and yells at Cornette, who begins profusely apologizing. Jerry Lawler leaves the both and gets them both to settle down and shake hands again. Mantell turns to walk back to his corner, but Cornette bashes him across the back with the tennis racket! Ron Harris then reaches out to grab Cornette, but Jim bashes him across the forehead with the racket. Lawler throws his arms up in anger and walks back to the booth as Don Harris charges into the ring. He wails on Jimmy Del Rey, but Dr. Tom comes in and knees Don out to the floor. Prichard then connect with a spinning neckbreaker on the fallen Don Harris, followed by a moon-sault by Jimmy Del Rey for the pin!

*JIM CORNETTE celebrates with his victorious HEAVENLY BODIES out on the ramp, but one has to believe tonight was not the end of this feud. Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler then wrap up, with The King threatening that BRIAN CHRISTOPHER and ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER finish off RANDY SAVAGE and TERRY GORDY right here next week on XPW EXTREME WARFARE on MTV! Plus, we will also have MIKEY WHIPWRECK against LOUIE SPICOLLI!

AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR XTREME PRO WRESTLING’S 'PULP FICTION' PROMOS:



The Sandman is smoking a cigarette as Woman strokes his Singapore can. Sandman takes a swig of beer and asks if life could possibly get any more XTREME than this?

XPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS The Pitbulls are growling menacingly at the camera as Missy Hyatt steps in with a big smile on her face. Missy says it seems to her that these two are the REAL Bad Breed in professional wrestling.

Dave Taylor promises that he is going to prove that JOHNNY SMITH is the runt of his litter when he gets him in the ring. Taylor boasts that he soon will hold championship gold!

Mikey Whipwreck is nervously talking about his match with LOUIE SPICOLLI. Mikey wonders if his neck could take one of those Spicolli Drivers?

Up next is the new trio of Simon Diamond, Johnny Swinger and their manager Dawn Marie! “Simon says” that this trio will make some waves right here next week on Extreme Warfare.

The All-American Ron Simmons promises that Sycho Sid is first up on the Hit List, but he wants Raven to know he’s coming for the gold as well.

Balls Mahoney flashes a toothless grin as he declares that he has “the biggest balls of them all” and then holds up a steel chair!

Taz is standing with his arms folded as Bill Alfonso blows that whistle! Taz sends a warning that he is sick and tired of being put in the ring with losers. If the competition doesn’t step up, he’s going to start hurting people. His name is Taz – beat him if you can! Survive if he lets you.

Jim Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies are all smiles as they back through the curtains. Cornette says tonight just proved what he’s always known – there’s nobody dumber than Ducth Mantell! The Bodies and Cornette cackle as they walk off.

The camera then pans around as we can hear some rumbling in the distance. The camerman follows the sound and we see someone throwing trashcans around and flinging a chair against the wall. We finally get a good shot as the scene fades out:
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© 1995, XTREME PRO WRESTLING

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Commish said:

XTREME PRO WRESTLING presents:
EXTREME WARFARE
NOVEMBER 13, 1995
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
AIRING ON: MTV
BROADCASTERS: JOEY STYLES & JERRY LAWLER
RING ANNOUNCER: BOB ARTESE
INTERVIEWER: TONI ADAMS

XPW EXTREME WARFARE opens with ‘Perry Mason’ by Ozzy Osbourne playing over clips of Sid Vicious, The Sandman, Taz, Raven, The Pitbulls, Stevie Richards, The Pitbulls, Ron Simmins, Jim Cornette, Louie Spicolli, The Bruise Brothers and Mikey Whipwreck.

OZZY OSBOURNE Perry Mason

JOEY STYLES and JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER welcome us to XPW EXTREME WARFARE! The King says on this night, we will see “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE finally put out to pasture by BRIAN CHRISTOPHER, plus ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER will carve up TERRY GORDY! MIKEY WHIPWRECK will also be in action against “MADONNA’S BOYFRIEND” LOUIE SPICOLLI! We also have XPW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RAVEN scheduled to face TITO SANTANA, but who knows if that will happen given Raven’s insistence that he makes his own rules! Plus the journeymen tag team of BILLY BLACK and JOEL DEATON face XPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE PITBULLS! We’re also told that a young wrestler will be here to make a special challenge. Right now, let’s go to the ring!

XPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE PITBULLS with their mistress MISSY HYATT successfully defend their titles against BILLY BLACK and JOEL DEATON. Black impresses with his incredible aerial tactics, but Deaton ends up getting bull-dozed by both Pitbulls! Black comes in, but is clothesline out to the floor. The Pitbulls then connect with the SUPER BOMB on Joel Deaton to score the pin! Missy Hyatt gets on the microphone after the match to send a message to THE BAD BREED – the Pitbulls ARE the top team in wrestling and nobody, not even the psychotic Rottens, are going to stop them!

*ROCKY MIAVIA is interviewed backstage and he tells TONI ADAMS that there has been some misunderstanding. Rocky debuted three weeks ago to great fanfare, but then Todd Gordon has proceeded him off TV and even the PPV! Miavia says he wants to make it clear he is not complaining – he just thinks it makes sense for XPW for highlight its future superstar on TV! After all, it's XPW's loss if they don't put a superstar like Rocky Miavia on their Extreme Warfare! Rocky tells Todd Gordon that he is suggesting that he be booked in a match next week… or the ratings just might sink! Rocky makes eyes at Toni Adams as she sends us to our firs commercial break.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*VTR: We get another preview of VAL VENIS, this time on an adult movie set. Venis tells the camera that there are very few moments better than being at the moment of passion – where the BIG VALBOWSKI is RISING to the task! Venis says the only thing better is getting his hand raised in the ring. That’s why Val Venis is coming to Xtreme Pro Wrestling! He’s already proved he is a tiger in the bedroom – now it’s time to show the world that he is also a warrior in the ring! We go back to the studio where JERRY LAWLER says we’ll see next week if Val Venis can RISE to the occasion inside an XPW ring!

SABU made his in-ring debut after his shocking appearance last week with a victory over THE SANDMAN, who is accompanied by WOMAN. Sabu and Sandman have a wild brawl all over the ringside area, where Sandman uses his cane repeatedly, but can’t keep Sabu down. The finish sees Sandman charge with his cane, but Sabu move out of the corner. The cane ricochets and cracks Sandman on the head. Sabu then hits the top rope with a moon-sault for the win! Sandman wants to continue the fight after the match, but is pulled away by Woman as Sabu points to the sky.

*SYCHO SID makes his way out onto the ramp for an interview with TONI ADAMS. Sid watched last week’s show and he wants Ron Simmons to know he didn’t need to run his mouth. The Sycho will be happy to fix the error from the PPV and power-bomb him straight to hell and then do the same thing to RAVEN! Sid says the end result here is that he WILL be XPW World Heavyweight Champion – it’s only a matter of time!

“Return of the Mack” hits in the Olympic Auditorium and out comes RON SIMMONS! Simmons says he’s glad to hear Sid is so open to getting his big, lanky ass kicked from one side of the arena to the floor. Why don’t they just do this right here, right now? Sycho Sid smiles and says it will be his pleasure to cripple and maim Ron Simmons right here tonight in front millions in the TV viewing audience (that’s a generous number, of course).

Both start heading toward the ring, but they are stopped by XPW Commissioner TODD GORDON! Gordon says we don’t have time for this match tonight, but it’s a match that the people want to happen so it WILL happen. Two weeks from tonight, we will see Ron Simmons take on Sycho Sid right here on Extreme Warfare in a #1 contender’s match. The winner will then go on to face XPW World Heavyweight Champion RAVEN or TITO SANTANA at the DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER PPV! Gordon also once again reiterates that he has ordered Raven to be here tonight and the champion better show up or he will face severe consequences!

Ron Simmons is still ready to go in the ring and he motions for Sycho Sid to bring it on. Sycho Sid smiles and says he doesn’t want there to be a single excuse for Ron Simmons coming up short again. In two weeks, Ron Simmons will find out that Sycho Sid is “the master and the ruler of the world!” Sycho Sid smiles that evil grin of his as we go to our next commercial beak.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*DUTCH MANTELL and THE BRUISE BROTHERS are joining TONI ADAMS backstage. VTR footage shows JIM CORNETTE and THE HEAVENLY BODIES double-crossing them last week. Dutch says he’s heard The Bodies and Cornette aren’t here tonight, which doesn’t surprise them because they’ve always been cowards. Dutch also holds THE KING responsible because he should have known better! Mantell then promises that very soon, his Bruise Brothers will give The Heavenly Bodies the stomping that they’ve deserved for a very long time! Dutch says he’s so confident that he promises that he and his Bruise Brothers will leave XPW if they can’t beat The Heavenly Bodies in a Street Fight next week on MTV! Toni throws it back to Joey STyles and Jerry Lawler, who is taken aback by Dutch’s comments. Lawler says he still thinks he can broker a peace between these two teams – he’s not giving up even after what Dutch Mantell just said.

MIKEY WHIPWRECK shocked the Olympic Auditorium when he scored a major upset win over LOUIE SPICOLLI. Louie toyed with Whipwreck the entire match, although Mikey did have some offensive flurries. The finish saw Louie pick Mikey up for the Spicolli Driver and parade around the ring with Mikey on his shoulders. Whipwreck was able to get free just enough to slip down and roll up Louie for the three count! Mikey jetted out to the floor as a furious and shocked Louie Spicolli popped up and shouted bloody murder that he’d been cheated. Louie got on the microphone and promised that he was going to make Mikey Whipwreck pay for being a wise-ass!

*Joey Styles and The King are about to throw it to a commercial when “What is Love” by Haddaway begins playing in the Auditorium! This ushers in the arrival of SIMON DIAMOND, JOHNNY SWINGER and DAWN MARIE, all of whom we saw at the end of last week shows. Simon brags on the microphone and gets Dawn Marie to strut her stuff, before telling the audience that they are looking at the team of the future. “Simon says” that the fans should expect big things from this trio! Dawn Marie then struts her stuff as the music plays, while Joey STyles sends us to another VTR.

This VTR is set on the streets of Tokyo with techno music playing. We then see a trio of men and a women walking the streets wearing long leather jackets and black sunglasses. The voice over describes them as the most innovative wrestlers to come from Japan in a decade. “The three men: KAZ HAYASAHI, SHO FUNAKI and TAKA MICHINOKU, and their manager, TAKAKO INOUE, will bring a new aerial style to XPW. KAIENTAI is coming!” The scene fades will all three facing the camera as Kaz Hayashi tips his glasses down far enough to intensely stare at the camera.

We go back to the Olympic Auditorium where DAWN MARIE is throwing a fit that the Kaientai video has stolen their spotlight. Johnny Swinger tries to calm Dawn Marie down as Diamond shouts that “Simon now has a problem!” Dawn Marie continues to whine as we go to commercial break.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

VTR: History between RANDY SAVAGE/JERRY LAWLER and ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER/TERRY GORDY is shown to recap the next match.

TERRY GORDY and RANDY SAVAGE defeat ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER and BRIAN CHRISTOPHER (w/ JERRY LAWLER) in our next match. This is a wild brawl, but Abdullah again can’t be contained as he attacks his partner as well as his opponents. Gordy and Abdullah again fight to the back as Randy Savage absolutely punishes Brian Christopher and finishes him off with the flying elbow smash.

*RANDY SAVAGE gets on the microphone and says he destroyed The King’s errand boy and now he wants THE DAIRY QUEEN in the ring against at DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER! Macho Man asks Jerry Lawler has guts enough to get funky like a monkey live and in living color! Lawler grabs a ringside microphone and says he’s beaten Savage already, he will NOT give him a rematch. Randy Savage then dives out to the floor and chases Lawler, who runs backstage as we go to our next commercial.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*XPW COMMISSIONER TODD GORDON is out in the ring next and he has a young man next to him. Gordon introduces the man as MIKE LOZANSKY, a young wrestler who wants a shot here in Xtreme Pro Wrestling. He hands over the microphone to Lozansky who says he wants a shot in the business and he wants to prove himself. He’s here to challenge a man that he respects – a man known as the Human Suplex Machine Taz! Lozansky would love the chance to prove he can wrestle with the very best and that’s why he wants to have a match with TAZ!





MIKE LOZANSKY doesn’t have to wait very long because here comes “The Human Suplex Machine” TAZ and his whistle-blowing manager BILL ALFONSO! Taz is all business as he charges down to the ring and sizes up Mike Lozansky. Mike goes to speak, but Taz rips the microphone out of his hand! Todd Gordon looks shocked at that and goes to stop him, but Taz motions for Gordon not to speak!

TAZ: “Lemme see here. Lemme see if I got this correct. I’m a little confused, but I’d like to know when I became Todd Gordon’s bitch-boy? Todd, why don’t you tell me what the hell is running through your mind? No – you know what – on second thought, don’t say a damn thing Todd. Mike Lozansky, you want a match with me? You want a match with me kid? You got it!”

MIKE LOZANSKY is blasted by the microphone by Taz! Taz orders Jimmy Jett to ring the bell as Todd Gordon admonishes Taz. Bill Alfonso now steps into Gordon’s face and blows the whistle as Taz works over poor Mike Lozansky. Taz hooks the kid and drills him with a belly-to-belly Taz Plex! Now Taz pops back up and he hooks Lozansky again – T-BONE TAZ PLEX! Taz goes to cover and it’s clearly over, but Taz pulls Lozansky up at two! Come on – there’s no need for this. Taz now slide his thumb across Lozansky’s throat and locks him in the Taz Mission! Lozansky is already out here and the referee calls for the bell! Taz won’t release the Taz Mission though! Soon, poor Mike Lozansky is foaming at the mouth because Taz will not release the hold. Todd Gordon steps in now and he orders Taz to release the Taz Mission! Taz cinches back on in further for a second and then lets go. Mike Lozansky is grabbed by medics and loaded onto a stretcher as Taz grabs a microphone.

TAZ: “Let me tell you somethin’ right now, brothah! Todd Gordon, DON’T YOU EVAH get in my ring again and try to tell me to do something. Who the hell do you think I am? I told you – I TOLD YOU – that if I didn’t start getting competition that people were gonna get hurt. Todd Gordon, I’ve known you a long time, don’t you stand there and tell me this little prick was competition! I choked his ass out in 10 seconds!

“And then you got the audacity to try to stop me? Todd Gordon – mark my words – you got your one free pass tonight! You EVAH try something like that again, I leave you for dead! You got me? Don’t you look at me like that? Are you disappointed in me Todd? Brothah, you got me all wrong from the beginning! You think I give a shit if these people cheer me? Did I ever ONCE give that impression? All I know is they paid to see ME – I didn’t pay to see them. So I say to them the same thing I say to you – shut the hell up and stay outta my face!

“All I want from you Todd Gordon is competition. You keep trying this kind of crap and I’m going to make what just happened to Mike Lozansky look like an Easter parade. See, I’m Taz, the Human Suplex Machine. BEAT ME IF YOU CAN! SURVIVE… IF I LET YOU!”

“War Machine” begins playing as Bill Alfonso blows his whistle right into the face of a furious Todd Gordon. Taz made his stand here tonight – and it looks very much like Taz is not the man that so many people thought he was!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*TITO SANTANA is making his entrance as we come back from break and he is shaking hands with fans around ringside. An upset Todd Gordon is in the ring and he firstly apologizes to viewers for what Taz just did. He doesn’t understand what is going through Taz’s mind – he hopes to speak with him later to straighten this out. Gordon then hands the microphone over to BOB ARTESE to announce tonight’s main event.

“Come Out and Play” by The Offspring is then cued and we wait a few seconds, but Raven does not come out. Bob Artese then announces him again, but Raven is nowhere to be found. The music then stops and Todd Gordon gets in the ring to speak with the referee and Bob Artese. Just as Bob Artese goes to speak again, RAVEN’S NEST make their way out onto the ramp. STEVIE RICHARDS and BLUE MEANIE are dancing down to the ring. RAVEN lags behind as he drapes the XPW World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder. Raven steps into the ring and demands the microphone.

RAVEN: “Todd Gordon, you think I’m playing by your rules by showing up here tonight? No. You are playing by RAVEN’S RULES and that’s the way this match is going to be contested! Gordon, take a look at my contract – Raven’s Rules are in affect. Tito Santana, as for you, like all relics from the past, it’s time you are relegated to the dustbin of history. Quote the Raven nevermore!”

Todd Gordon throws up his hands and walks off to the dressing – clearly a bad night for the Commish! Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie wander around ringside as we kick off this main event.

XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RAVEN defeats TITO SANTANA in a RAVEN’S RULES MATCH, which turns out to be a No DQ match. The Nest interfere at every time that Santana gains a little momentum. Tito finally is able to collar Blue Meanie and tosses him unto each other. Stevie Richards comes in from behind and attacks Santana, but Tito fires back at Raven’s lackey. Raven sneaks in from behind and hits the low blow on Tito and then lays him out with the Even Flow DDT! Raven covers and the referee has no choice to administer the three count!

*RAVEN’S NEST continue to attack Tito Santana after the match! Richards and Meanie now pull Santana up and hold him as RAVEN goes to drill him with the title belt, BUT HERE COMES RON SIMMONS! Simmons hits the ring and drills Raven with a clothesline. He then spears Richards and Meanie, but Raven clobbers Simmons from behind. HERE COMES SYCHO SID! What’s he going to do here? Sid steps up over the top rope… and he drills Meanie with a boot to the face! Raven rolls out to the floor as Sycho Sid pulls Blue Meanie in and lays him out with a power-bomb!

Stevie pulls Blue Meanie out to the floor and carries him away with Raven. Sycho Sid drops to a knee in the center of the ring and poses, but as he gets back up, RON SIMMONS drills him with a spear! Simmons just laid out Sycho Sid! Simmons stands tall as Sycho Sid rolls around on the canvas while JOEY STYLES wraps up this week’s show and sends us to:



XPW Open Weight Champion Johnny “The Bruiser” Smith warns Dave Taylor that he should be careful what he wishes for. Smith says Taylor should know by now that he’s more than just Davey Boy Smith’s little brother!

Mike Whipwreck is celebrating backstage, jumping up and down! Then, suddenly, fear washes over Mikey’s face. Whipwreck: “I think I just pissed him off even more? Oh…no…”

The Sandman is swinging his Singapore cane as Woman tries to calm him down. Sandman says it’s not over with Sabu – he’s going to send him straight to hell where that freak belongs!

The homicidal, genocidal, suicidal, death-defying freak Sabu is scowling at the camera and then points to the sky!

Dawn Marie is STILL complaining as Johnny Swinger tries to get Simon Diamond to help him calm her down. “Simon says” Dawn Marie’s right to be upset, but they’ll just have to make it right when Kaientai show up here in XPW!

Axl Rotten and Ian Rotten hold up their NWA Tag Team Titles! Axl tells The Pitbulls that until they beat the Bad Bred, they can’t consider themselves World Tag Team Titles.

“Macho Man” Randy Savage angrily shouts that one way or another, he is going to get THE DAIRY QUEEN into the ring at December to Dismember!

Taz is staring at the camera as Bill Alfonso blows his whistle. The Human Suplex Machine tells viewers that tonight should was a warning that nobody in XPW should take Taz lightly. Taz then shoves down the cameraman.

We then see Ron Simmons coming back through the curtain and says Sycho Sid should have learned by now not to turn his back on a “baaaaad man!” Sycho Sid then bursts through the curtain and brawls with Ron Simmons around the backstage area as the scene fades out!

© 1995, XTREME PRO WRESTLING

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Commish said:

XTREME PRO WRESTLING presents:
EXTREME WARFARE
NOVEMBER 20, 1995
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
AIRING ON: MTV
BROADCASTERS: JOEY STYLES & JERRY LAWLER
RING ANNOUNCER: BOB ARTESE
INTERVIEWER: TONI ADAMS

JOEY STYLES is standing in the middle of the ring in the Olympic Auditorium right in the heart of Los Angeles. Styles announces that we have two huge matches tonight: Abdullah The Butcher against Terry Gordy in a Street Fight, plus The Heavenly Bodies in a rematch against The Bruise Brothers! Styles is about to kick off the show, when the lights go off in the Olympic Auditorium. The lights stay off for several seconds and when they return, HE is standing in the center of the ring:



JOEY STYLES: “OH… MY… GAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!! PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY IS HERE IN THE LAND OF EXTREME!!!!!”

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY: “That’s right Joey Styles, you weren’t going to be rid of me for too long! The fact of the matter is that wherever the revolution goes, you can bet Paul E. Dangerously won’t be far behind. You are looking at the new executive producer of XPW Extreme Warfare and Joey Styles, you are ALSO looking at your new broadcast colleague.

“I know a lot of people are wondering why Paul E. Dangerously has come to Xtreme Pro Wrestling. I was certainly gainfully employed in another promotion – a very good promotion at that and I will keep ties with them! Bu the reason I am here in Xtreme Pro Wrestling is because as good as every other promotion gets, THIS IS WHERE THE REVOLUTION IS HAPPENING!

“All you have to do is take a look at this arena, the Olympic Auditorium. This is where Freddie Blassie tore the flesh of John Tolos for decades. This is where Roddy Piper incited riots for insulting the legacy of the Guerreros. That legacy of cutting edge wrestling carries on here in Xtreme Championship Wrestling. It’s gorier! It’s nastier! The action is faster! We look at the past – and yet we build something totally new!

“The revolution is happening in Xtreme Pro Wrestling and this time, THE REVEOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED!!!!! WELCOME TO EXTREME WARFARE!!!!”

XPW WEDNESDAY WARFARE opens with ‘Perry Mason’ by Ozzy Osbourne playing over clips of Sid Vicious, The Sandman, Taz, Raven, The Pitbulls, Stevie Richards, The Pitbulls, Sycho Sid, Ron Simmons, Jim Cornette, Louie Spicolli, The Bruise Brothers and Mikey Whipwreck.

OZZY OSBOURNE Perry Mason

*JOEY STYLES and PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY are in the Crow’s Nest. Joey congratulates Paul on becoming XPW’s executive producer and Paul promises to bring each and every fan the action that they deserve here on XPW EXTREME WARFARE each and every week! And that starts tonight because we will have a NO HOLDS BARRED main event between THE HEAVENLY BODIES and THE BRUISE BROTHERS live here on TV – with the caveat that Dutch Mantell and the Bruise Brothers will leave XPW if they do not win! Plus, THE SANDMAN will face SABU in a rematch from last week here on MTV.

VAL VENIS pinned HACK MEYERS in the opening match when he came off the top rope with the MONEY SHOT (Superfly Splash) to score the pinfall. Venis got on the microphone after the match to invite all the ladies to get a nice, long look at THE BIG VALBOWSKI!

*TONI ADAMS is on the ramp promoting the next XPW pay-per-view extravaganza THE DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER! She is mid-way through her spiel, when she is interrupted by very familiar music.

Sycho Sid Titantron HD



Toni Adams wisely just hands over the microphone as SYCHO SID holds out his hand to her. Sid looks around at the crowd and begins speaking.

SYCHO SID: “LAST WEEK, Ron Simmons did something that very few men have ever done! He got the better of Sycho Sid! Sure, my back was turned and I was busy SAVING HIS ASS from Raven’s NEST, but that’s NO EXCUSE! There I was, staring at the lights! Ron Simmons, I didn’t like that feeling.

“You’ve done this twice to me now. Fool me once – shame on you. Fool me twice – SHAME ON ME!!!! YOU WILL NOT FOOL ME AGAIN, RON SIMMONS! You have angered me. And I am a VERY DANGEROUS MAN when I am angry, Ron!

“See, when they look back on the life of Sycho Sid, what will they say? Will they say I was a kind man? Will they say I was a wise man? No. What they will say about Sycho Sid when he is gone is THAT HE WAS A VICIOUS MAN! He destroyed not for the sake of destruction – BUT BECAUSE HE LOVED THE WAY IT MADE HIM FEEL!!!!

“Next week, Ron Simmons, it’s you and I for the #1 contender status. Do not doubt me, Ron Simmons. NEXT WEEK… I DESTROY YOU… BECAUSE… I AM… THE MASTER… AND THE RULER… OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!!’

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*We have a bit of an interruption at the Crow’s Nest as “THE BLUE CHIPPER” ROCKY MIAVIA interrupts JOEY STYLES and PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY. Rocky says he wants to speak to Paul because he knows Dangerously is a man of vision, not like the no-nothing Todd Gordon. Rocky knows Paul can see talent – so he asks why Todd Gordon had had make a spectacular entrance and then get shut off TV for the next month? Is that how you treat a future superstar? Rocky says Paul E. Dangerously knows better than to treat a top talent like that – so he’s asking Paul to force XPW to start treating him like the superstar he is! Paul E. smiles at this and says Rocky raises some good points and he is clearly very talented. However, in XPW, he will have to EARN the right to call himself a superstar. Right here next week, Rocky Miavia will get his TV time when he goes one-on-one with a living legend in this business – Rocky Miavia will face… TERRY “BAMM BAMM” GORDY! Rocky’s jaw drops as Paul E. tells him to scurry off because they have a match to get to.

Former European Middleweight Champion DAVE TAYLOR impresses again as he defeats Mexican star EMILIO CHARLES JR. in a closely contested match. The finish sees go for La Silla (Lou Thesz Press), only to get caught in a brutal sit-out power-bomb to score Taylor the win.

*DAVE TAYLOR continued his attack after the match as he worked over the prone EMILIO CHARLES JR., until XPW Open Weight Champion JOHNNY SMITH stormed the right and shot him off the ropes. The British Bruiser caught Taylor in a belly-to-belly suplex and then connected with a headbutt off the second rope. Smith stood over Smith, when suddenly A MAN LEPT OUT OF THE CROWD AND ATTACKED SMITH FROM BEHIND!!!! The camera zooms in on the man to reveal:



JOEY STYLES identifies this man as one of the fiercest wrestlers from Northern Ireland, THE FIGHTING IRISHMAN FIT FINLAY!!!! Finlay is destroying Johnny Smith with rights and lefts. Now he grabs the title and bashes Smith across the head with it! Dave Taylor is up now and he goes to help Finlay, but The Belfast Bruiser drills him with a clothesline as well! Finlay scoops Taylor up and connects with a leaping tombstone pile-driver! Fit Finlay now spits on Dave Taylor and leaves both Taylor and Smith down as he leaves the ring. TONI ADAMS catches up with Fit Finlay on the ramp.

FIT FINLAY: “I don’t need you to interview me, you slag! The people know who I am. I’m the former International Heavyweight Champion. I’m the most feared man to ever come out of the six counties. These two English pigs in the ring have oppressed my people for years! I’ve come to pay them back – this was just the beginning!”

FIT FINALY storms off as the camera once again switches to Johnny Smith slowly trying to pull himself to his feet.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER is backstage with BRIAN CHRISTOPHER, who is still nursing his injuries from last week. Lawler says he cannot believe that the lunatic “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE would try to put young Brian out of the sport forever. Now, The King has heard that Macho Man will be back here next week on XPW Extreme Warfare on MTV. The King thinks it’s time to put up or shut up – he will give Randy Savage the match that he wants! That’s right, next week right here on Extreme Warfare, Macho Man will get his singles match against… BRIAN CHRISTOPHER! Christopher looks stunned and goes to question Lawler, but The King says this will give Brian the chance to prove that he is the future and Randy Savage is nothing but stale, old garbage! The King cackles as Brian Christopher gulps nervously.

SABU gets another win over THE SANDMAN, who is accompanied by WOMAN, in our next match. This is a wild one that goes all over the arena, with Sabu even leaping from the top rope all the way to clothesline Sandman, who was in the third row of seats. Late in the match, Sandman seems to have the control, until VAL VENIS makes his way down the ramp and begins openly flirting with Woman! Sandman notices this and now he goes over and shoves Venis! Val starts to back up, but winks at Woman, only for Sabu to dropkick Sandman from behind! Sabu then hits the top rope moon-sault to score another huge win! The aftermath sees Sabu stand in the center of the ring and point to the sky as Sandman is helped up by Woman. He moans about Val Venis, but Woman shakes it off like she had no idea why Venis appeared.

*XPW Tag Team Champions THE PITBULLS and their mistress MISSY HYATT are backstage to discuss their match with THE BAD BREED right here next week. Missy promises that her dogs of war will prove that they are the true World Tag Team Champions, when AXL & IAN ROTTEN show up behind them with chairs. PITBULL #1 notices them and soon a fight breaks out between the two teams. These four guys are clobbering each other and even manage to fight out into the parking lot. The fight rages on as XPW officials and Todd Gordon attempt to break it up.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*RAVEN’S NEST make their way out to the ramp after the next match. STEVIE RICHARDS takes a microphone from Bob Artese and firstly says it’s time for everybody’s favorite segment – STEVIEVISION! Stevie and THE BLUE MEANIE strike the Michaels/Diesel pose, before Raven slaps Richards across the back of the head. Raven then shoves Blue Meanie down again and he takes the microphone.

RAVEN: “Next week here on Extreme Warfare, two men will face each on the field of human conquest in order to get a shot at my title. I say to Ron Simmons and Sycho Sid what all great thinkers have said throughout the generations. Your destinies are not your own to make. The only destiny that matters here in Xtreme Pro Wrestling is my destiny. I represent all that XPW is now and what this promotion will come to represent in the future.

“I stand as your leader. Simmons, Sid, you may think the #1 contender status is up to you both, but in reality, I control the playbook. You will both dance to my tune like every one else here in XPW. The ultimate result will be this XPW World Heavyweight Title staying around my waist. Quote the Raven nevermore!”

Two international wrestlers who could contend for the XPW Open Weight Title were up next as Mexico’s BLUE DEMON JR. face off against Englishman ALEX SHANE. These two put on a tremendous match, until TAZ hit the ring along with his manager BILL ALFONSO! Taz drilled Blue Demon with a clothesline and then dropped him on his head with a T-Bone Taz Plex! Shane tried to attack Taz as he was getting up, but Taz shot on him and took out his leg. Taz then locked him in the Taz Mission and Shane soon began tapping out.

*Bill Alfonso then grabbed the microphone from Bob Artese and handed it over to TAZ while still annoyingly blowing his whistle.

TAZ: “DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I just two great wresslahs – two great talents – and I just DROPPED THEM ON THEIR FRIGGIN’ HEADS IN TEN SECONDS FLAT! Then I took this limey asshole and I choke him out right in front of your eyes! Why did I do it? It is because Taz is just a miserable bastard?

“Well – YEAH IT IS! I did it because I could! ANYBODY WANT TO TRY TO STOP ME? (Taz pauses and looks round at the crowd) I didn’t think so! Do what you people do best – sit back, get drunk, eat ya’selves to death! None of you can stop me and nobody in that locker-room can stop me! Todd Gordon, you didn’t like what I’m doing out here – all you gotta do brotha is get somebody to STOP ME! CUZ I’M TAZ – THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE! BEAT ME IF YOU CAN!!!! SURVIVE… IF I LET YOU!!!!!”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*VTR: We get another VTR for KAIENTAI, who are comprised of KAZ HAYASHI, SHO FUNAKI, TAKA MICHINOKU and their valet TAKAKO INOUE! This video sees them speeding through the streets of Tokyo in a black sports car, while looking totally nonchalant. We then go back to the arena where SIMON DIAMOND, JOHNNY SWINGER and DAWN MARIE are waiting in the ring and they do not look pleased.

SIMON DIAMOND: “Los Angeles, California… SIMON HAS A PROBLEM! For the second straight week, the BRAIN TRUST here at XPW have eaten up the airtime of the sexiest trio in wrestling today to show a bunch of losers from Japan. It’s very clear that Todd Gordon has a thing for Asian chicks. The chick I have here – DAWN MARIE – she’s the best looking broad in wrestling today! Sunny, Missy Hyatt, Toni Adams, Kimberly – you need not apply!

“My lady here is sexier than all of YOU and she’s a lot sexier than that LEATHER FREAK that’s managing the so-called Kaientai! So here’s what Simon is going to do – we are challenging Kaientai to face us right here in next week when they debut – AND WE WILL SPOIL THEIR PARTY! There you go – PROBLEM SOLVED!”

ALLEN FUNK – who is doing an awful TERRY FUNK impression – is standing in the ring and actually demands BOB ARTESE call him “Terry Funk the second.” Funk raises his arms up as the announcement, but the enthusiasm slowly fades as THIS SONG starts to play…

Metallica Ride The Lightning



The massive 911 storms down to the ring and steps right over the top rope! Funk immediately starts begging off and drops to his knees to ask for mercy. 911 looks around the fans – and he grips Funk by the throat! Up goes Funk, down goes Funk! CHOKE SLAM! 911 now puts one foot over Funk’s chest and the referee counts the automatic 1-2-3! 911 gets another dominating win here on Extreme Warfare!

TERRY GORDY defeats ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER in a street fight that goes all the way around ringside and sees both men get bloodied! The finish sees Abdullah miss the big elbow on Gordy, who rolls away. Gordy then boots Abdullah once gets him up and drills him with a chair to score the pin! Gordy gets on the microphone and says Rocky Miavia should be really scared knowing what's in his future next week.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

*VTR: Footage airs of the feud pitting THE BRUISE BROTHERS and their manager DUTCH MANTELL against JIM CORNETTE and his HEAVENLY BODIES. Back at the Crow’s Nest, PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY and JOEY STYLES talk about how The Bruise Brothers have put it all on the line tonight, but the Street Fight style should favor them.

THE HEAVENLY BODIES, with JIM CORNETTE, shock the world when they defeat THE BRUISE BROTHERS, with DUTCH MANTELL, in a Street Fight! These two teams fight all over the ringside area. Late in the match, Mantell and Cornette are having words at ringside, until JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER comes down to try to broker peace. Mantell eventually shoves Lawler aside, while allows Jim Cornette to bash Dutch with his racket. Lawler then stops Cornette for a second, before joining him in stomping on Dutch Mantell! That shove from Mantell must have angered The King! Ron Harris charges out and decks Lawler, but Cornette throws Prichard the tennis racket and he blasts Harris with the racket across the back of the head! The Heavenly Bodies then double team Don Harris as The King and Cornette slide a table into the ring. Prichard slams Harris onto the table and Del Rey comes off with a leg drop on Don through the table! The Heavenly Bodies go to the extreme! Del Rey covers and gets the three count! The Bruise Brothers and Dutch Mantell are out of here – they must now leave XPW!

*JERRY LAWLER raises JIM CORNETTE’s hand as the THE HEAVENLY BODIES celebrate their big win. Now, it’s time for the PULP FICTION PROMOS to close out this week’s show:



Taz has his arms folded as Bill Alfonso blows his annoying whistle! Taz tells XPW that the Path of Rage will continue until he’s gotten rid of everyone and anyone in his rage.

Sabu is standing in front of the Xtreme Pro Wrestling logo. He crouches and points to the sky as we go to the next clip.

Jerry Lawler and Jim Cornette gloat about sending Dutch Mantell and The Bruise Brothers out of XPW. Lawler says Mantell should have listened to him and made peace with James E. Cornette in honor of Thanksgiving. Instead. Dutch will have to find another job!

The Belfast Bruiser Fit Finlay vows to take out the anger, hatred and fury that his people feel on the “English pigs” Johnny Smith and Dave Taylor,

The Sandman wants to know just what the hell Val Venis was doing flirting with Woman? Woman just shrugs her shoulders and says she has absolutely no idea. As Sandman turns away, she smiles slyly.

Ron Simmons tells Sycho Sid that he can talk about being the “Master and the Ruler of the World,” but NOBODY is his master! He’s going to whoop some ass next week on “the big blonde bitch” and then he’s coming for Raven’s XPW World Heavyweight Championship.

We see The Pitbulls and The Bad Breed still fighting in the parking lot! These four guys are beating the holy hell out of each other - but THE HEAVENLY BODIES and JIM CORNETTE arrive on the scene! Cornette bashes Pitbull #2 and Axl Rotten with his racket as Prichard and Del Rey throw Pitbull #1 into a brick wall! Ian Rotten tries to fight them both, but Cornette bashes him across the back! The Heavenly Bodies then pick Ian Rotten up and suplex him onto the hood of a car! Jim Cornette turns to the camera and says: “I think everybody is going to take us seriously now!”

We then go back to Paul E. Dangerously and Joey Styles: Styles: “From us to you, have an EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME THANKSGIVING!!!!!"

© 1995, XTREME PRO WRESTLING

[jackknight]

Commish said:

XTREME PRO WRESTLING presents:
EXTREME WARFARE
NOVEMBER 27, 1995
OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM
LOS ANGELES, CA
AIRING ON: MTV
BROADCASTERS: JOEY STYLES & PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY
RING ANNOUNCER: BOB ARTESE
INTERVIEWER: TINA MORETTI

- Joey Styles and Paul E. Dangerously are standing in the middle of the ring to welcome us to XPW EXTREME WARFARE! Joey hopes that the fans had a great Thanksgiving, but one man who can’t be thankful is Rocky Miavia. Tonight, he has to put up or shut up when he faces living legend Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy. Plus, Dave Taylor attempts to gain revenge this week as he faces The Fighting Irishman Dave 'Fit' Finlaye! Kaientai will also be debuting against Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger. And of course our triple main events will see "Macho Man" Randy Savage from ECW face "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher, The Pitbulls defend the XPW Tag Team Titles against Bad Breed and the #1 contender’s match as Ron Simmons faces Sid Vicious! Paul E. Dangerously promises tonight they XPW will take MTV to… THE EXTREME!

XPW WEDNESDAY WARFARE opens with ‘Perry Mason’ by Ozzy Osbourne playing over clips of Sid Vicious, The Sandman, Taz, Raven, The Pitbulls, Stevie Richards, The Pitbulls, Sycho Sid, Ron Simmons, Jim Cornette, Louie Spicolli, The Bruise Brothers and Mikey Whipwreck.

OZZY OSBOURNE Perry Mason

- "Macho Man" Randy Savage opens up the show with a major win over "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher in under five minutes with a flying elbow drop. Macho Man traps Christopher in the ring after the match and says he will keep hitting elbows on “Jerry’s kid” until The King gives him a one-on-one match at December to Dismember! Macho Man hits two flying elbow drops as Lawler panics at ringside and as Savage perches on the top rope for the third, Lawler gets on the microphone and frantically agrees to the match. Macho Man nods and then flies off for the post-match elbow smash any way. Macho Man promises to “light up” The King at the PPV and leaves as Lawler rushes into the ring to call for a stretcher for Brian Christopher.

-The new XPW interviewer Tina Moretti is standing backstage with Val Venis. The whole wrestling world has been a abuzz with why with Venis flirted with Woman last week here on Extreme Warfare. Venis says it’s really obvious – “The Big Valbowski knows a hot little number when he sees one!” Val smiles sly and says he can please Woman in ways the gravel-voiced, craggy-faced booze hound The Sandman couldn’t even dream off. Val promises that sooner or later, Woman will get smart and ditch the loser Sandman and get with the peak of masculinity. In the meantime, Val says he’d be more than happy to spend some time with Tina Moretti. Moretti blushes and quickly sends us to commercial.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

- Axl and Ian Rotten of Bad Breed won the XPW World Tag Team Titles over The Pitbulls (w/ Missy Hyatt) in a shocking result when James E. Cornette and The Heavenly Bodies arrived at ringside and cornered Hyatt. Pitbull #2 dropped to the floor, but he was struck by Cornette’s loaded tennis racket by Jimmy Del Rey. Axl and Ian Rotten showed no mercy and connected with a double DDT on a chain on Pitbull #1 to score the pin. They immediately ran out to the floor and went after The Bodies after the match, but Jim Cornette quickly escaped with his team. Missy Hyatt is practically in tears over this turn of events.

- A nervous Mikey Whipwreck and Mexican sensation Heavy Metal are backstage with Tina Moretti. Tina announces that Mikey was supposed to team with Heavy Metal and J.T. Smith here next week to face his enemy Louie Spicolli and newcomers Gedo and Jado in an international trios match. However, Smith has suffered a leg injury and will be unable to compete so Paul E. Dangerously has ordered him to find a new partner. Whipwreck nervously says he can’t find anyone who wants to get into the ring with Louie, Gedo and Jado. Whipwreck tells Tina that he has to find a partner by the end of the night or he is in trouble – he doesn’t know what to do! Mikey waddles off with his head hung low as Heavy Metal then delivers a confident promo in Spanish.

- Rocky Miavia scores a huge victory over former AWA World Heavyweight Champion Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy under tainted circumstances. Miavia went from annoying to down right deceptive in this match when he appeared to purposefully elbow the referee when Gordy applied the Oriental Spike. Rocky was losing consciousness when D'Lo Brown hit the ring with a steel chair and walloped Gordy across the back of the head! D’Lo then helped Rocky pick up Gordy for a Samoan Drop on the chair. Rocky covered Gordy as D’Lo woke the referee to make the three count! Rocky Miavia is helped out of the ring by D’Lo Brown after the match. What is the relationship with these two?

Paul E. Dangerously: “Joey, this kid is clearly devious and he can’t possibly claim he won that match on his own, but damn it if I don’t have to give him credit for pulling something like that off on a legend like Terry Gordy?”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

- Tina Moretti is backstage with the Extreme Shah of XPW, Hack Meyers! Tina says she wanted to speak with Hack tonight because he hasn’t had a lot of microphone time here in XPW. Hack thanks Tina and says he might not the biggest star on the marquee, but he is tough and he is willing to take on anyone at any time! Hack goes to continue, but suddenly Taz approaches from behind and locks in the Taz Mission! Tina flees as Bill Alfonso blows his annoying whistle, while Taz chokes out poor Hack Meyers! Taz eventually releases the hold, gets up and grabs the microphone.

Taz: “Anoth-uh victim of the Path of Rage. You people are never going to be able to forget that my name is Taz – the Human Suplex Machine! Beat me if you can – SURVIVE… IF I LET YOU!”

- The Kaientai duo of Sho Funaki and Kaz Hayashi – with Takako Inoue and TTaka Michinoku – have a successful debut by defeating Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger with their manager Dawn Marie when Hayashi comes off the top rope with a 450 splash on Diamond. Kaientai celebrate after the match as Dawn Marie throws a fit in the ring.

- We go to the bowels of the building where XPW World Heavyweight Champion Raven is sitting alone. Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie arrive and are gregarious as ever as they tell Raven that they will make sure both Ron Simmons and Sycho Sid are out of his hair tonight. Raven tells Richards to shut up and insists he’d never leave such an important matter to the likes of Stevie.

Raven: “Richards, I want you to watch tonight and see how I handle this situation. I am always two steps ahead of the likes of Todd Gordon, Sycho Sid and Ron Simmons. Watch Richards as I handle all family business my way. Quote the Raven… nevermore!”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

- The Pitbulls and their valet Missy Hyatt are furious backstage as Missy tells Tina Moretti that Jim Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies have hell to pay for what they’ve pulled the last few weeks. Pitbull #2 shouts that Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies are like little flies. Now they have got the Pitbulls’ attention and its time for the flies to be swatted! The Pitbulls and Missy Hyatt storm off as the camera pans around to Mikey Whipwreck asking Larry Winters if he will team with him next week. “With you,” Winters asks as he laughs in Mikey’s face and walks off. Mikey walks away sadly as we go back to the ring.

- The Fighting Irishman Dave "Fit" Finlay absolutely destroys Dave Taylor in our next match. Finlay attacks Taylor on the way to the ring and really doesn’t let up as he slams Dave into the ring steps and then into the guard rail. The Irishman beats down Taylor and then hits a running shoulder-breaker to score the pin. Finlay gets on the microphone after the match and says The British Bruiser Johnny Smith and his XPW Open Weight Title is next on his list.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

- Infamous wrestling manager Gary Hart joins the two broadcasters to reveal that he is representing Japanese business interests here in Xtreme Pro Wrestling. Hart says he has managed the most exciting international athletes in past and he has now brought together the very best stable of all-time thanks to his backers. Hart says his first clients – Gedo and Jado - will make their debut next week and more are to come. However, Hart has yet to sign his cornerstone and he has his eye on one XPW superstar. Next week, he will make his intentions known after Gedo and Jado put away their inferior opponents. Hart bids Styles and Dangerously goodbye and leaves as we go back to the ring for our main event.

-The number-one contenders match between Sid Vicious and Ron Simmons proves to be inconclusive. These two beat the holy heck out of each other and manage to both score near falls. Sid seems to have the win after a choke-slam, but Simmons is somehow able to fight back. These two then fight out onto the ramp, where Simmons is somehow able to catch Sid with a spine-buster! The move took its toll on Simmons as well as his knees struck the ramp. Both men were down and eventually ended up getting counted out as they both failed to reenter the ring prior to the ten count.


- Both Ron Simmons and Sycho Sid demand that the match be restarted so a proper winner could be determined. The referee seems conflicted, but soon XPW Commissioner Todd Gordon arrives to consult with the official. Gordon then asks for the microphone and says we cannot allow a finish like that so he will restart the match after this commercial break!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

- Ron Simmons and Sid Vicious are already brawling as we come back and they fight for several more minutes. Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie run down after Sid hits the big boot on Simmons, but Sid boot both of them as well. Sid now signals for the power-bomb and puts Simmons into position, but a masked man is seen hopping the guard rail from behind. The masked man climbs to the top rope and drills Sid with a flying clothesline and then begins stomping hell out of Simmons! The referee calls for the bell for a no-contest as this masked man drills a stumbling Sid with a leaping DDT! The camera then zooms in on the man to reveal:



Paul E. Dangerously and Joey Styles identify him as a very well-known former WCW wresrler Mortis! Soon, Raven is on the ramp and he walks down to the ring. Raven enters the ring and tells his Nest to finish off Simmons so Mortis drills Ron with a hangman’s neckbreaker. Raven then gets on the microphone.

Raven: “Neither of the men you see at your feet are worthy of facing me at December to Dismember – so now neither of them will! These two men have been destroyed by the newest member of RAVEN’S NEST - MORTIS!! Quote the Raven… nevermore!”

Mortis and Raven join the groggy Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie out on the floor and they all hop the rail and go to leave as Sycho Sid and Ron Simmons pull themselves up in the ring. XPW Commissioner Todd Gordon is now back out and he does not look at all happy as he asks for the microphone.

Todd Gordon: “Raven, I hope you are pleased with yourself for exerting RAVEN’S RULES once again here in XPW. I heard what you said and technically you are right – you won’t be facing EITHER of these men at December to Dismember. Now… YOU’LL BE FACING BOTH OF THEM! It will be a Three Way Dance where the winner of the fall becomes XPW World Heavyweight Champion whether you are involved or not!”

- XPW World Heavyweight Champion is furious in the crowd as Mortis, Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie attempt to calm him down. Ron Simmons nods his head in the ring, but he turns right into a big boot from Sid Vicious! Sid now scoops Simmons up and lays him out with the choke-slam – we have the reverse from a few weeks ago here on XPW Extreme Warfare. Sycho Sid motions that he will destroy Raven and his Nest as Paul E. Dangerously and Joey Styles wrap up this week’s show.

Now, it’s time for the PULP FICTION PROMOS to close out this week’s show:



Rocky Miavia is gloating about his win over Terry Gordy as D’Lo Brown stands behind him. Rocky says every superstar needs AN ENTOURAGE and D’Lo Brown is simply a person who has his back!

The brand new XPW World Tag Team Champions Axl and Ian Rotten say they didn’t exactly picture themselves winning the belts this way, but they’ll be able to carve up anyone who says they aren’t deserving.

A furious Terry Gordy vows to get revenge on “the young punk” Rocky Miavia. Gordy shouts that nobody is going to become a superstar by stepping over him!

XPW Open Weight Champion Johnny Smith says Dave “Fit” Finlay was impressive tonight against Taylor, but we’ll see what happens when he faces a man who won’t back down.

The Sandman is not happy about Val Venis’s comments earlier and he is grilling Woman if she has any involvement with him. Woman plays innocent and Sandman storms off. The last shot sees a sly smile creep across her face.

Jim Cornette and The Heavenly Bodies are gloating about their attack from earlier. Cornette says his Bodies will run off the Pitbulls, but he’s making OTHER PLANS for the Bad Breed.

Sycho Sid comes through curtain and shouts that destruction is ahead forr Raven, his punks and Ron Simmons at December to Dismember live on PPV!

Dawn Marie is still whining about Simon Diamond and Johnny Smith losing to Kaientai earlier in the show. Diamond lets it be known that “Simon most definitely has a problem!”

The final segment sees an excited Mikey Whipwreck approach Heavy Metal to reveal that he’s found a partner! The camera then pans around to reveal:



SABU!!!!!

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