CWA BOOGIE MAN JAM PPV!
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BOOGIE MAN JAM
2/14/1987
Rupp Arena, Lexington, KY
Available on pay per view on cable systems throughout TN, KY, IN, MO, AR, & MS
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Lance & Dave are at ringside.
LANCE: Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Boogie Man Jam! This is the first ever pay per view telecast for Jarrett Promotions and the CWA! We welcome all of our fans watching on cable outlets throughout the territory! Dave, there's a huge crowd here in the home of the Kentucky Wildcats!
DAVE: Lance, this is the biggest wrestling crowd that we've had in Lexington in many years! It even rivals what Eddie Sutton and his team bring into this building. Not only do we have an incredible wrestling card, but our colleague Randy Hales will be providing behind the scenes interviews throughout the night. In fact, let's go to Randy right now!
Randy Hales is in the parking are of Rupp Arena...
RANDY: Thanks, Lance & Dave! Here he comes, the man who put the whole card together! The Boogie Woogie Man himself, Handsome Jimmy Valiant!
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Jimmy Valiant pulls up on a Harley Davidson! Valiant climbs off the bike and gives Hales a big ol' kiss!
VALIANT: Randy Dandy! Brother! This is the greatest wrestling card of the year! The century! The decade! Have mercy, daddy! Superstar Dundee, I'm gonna win my Southern Title back tonight, daddy! You will not touch one hair on my old lady's head and that's a promise!
A red Cadillac pulls up. Big Mama gets out!
Jimmy pulls a bouqet of red roses out of a storage compartment on his bike!
VALIANT: Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
BIG MAMA: Awww, thanks, Boogie! I love you!
Handsome Jimmy and Mama have a long kiss!
BIG MAMA: Tonight, my man is gonna beat Bill Dundee all over Rupp Arena and win the Southern Title! I went to the beauty shop and had my hair did especially for tonight! There's no way that I'm losing my hair tonight!Percy Pringle, you fool, if you try to interfere, you'll be losing your hair 'cause I'll snatch you bald headed and claw your eyes out!
VALIANT: After the Jam is over, you and me are gonn ahit every hot spot in Lexington, KY, baby!
RANDY: Back to Lance & Dave!
JOS LEDUC vs. TOMMY WRIGHT & VINNIE VALENTINO: The brutal Canadian lumberjack is back and he looks mean! LeDuc dominates this handicap match and, in an amazing move, finishes his opponents off via submission as he locks both of them in his bearhug at the 6:02 mark!
TOMMY RICH vs. SHOGUN: The masked Shogun(introduced as being from Hiroshima, Japan) stands in the ring as we hear...
“Wildfire” Tommy Rich returns! Tommy might not be the star he was 6-7 years ago, but the Lexington crowd gives him a hero's welcome! Shogun is a rugged competitor and gives Tommy a decent match, but Wildfire hits the Thesz press for the pin at the 5:59 mark!
LANCE: Dave, I understand Randy Hales is with the King!
DAVE: Let's go back to the World Champion's dressing room!
Randy Hales is sitting with Jerry Lawler in his dresing room. Lawler is wearing street clothes, but we can see his ring gear hanging in a locker in the background.
RANDY: I'm here with the King! Jerry, tonight, you defend the CWA World Title against former NWA World Champion Terry Funk in an Explosive Match! No DQ, no time limit, no countout, and falls count anywhere in the building! This might be your toughest match ever!
LAWLER: Randy, this thing between Funk and myself has been going on for six years! I'm ready to finish it once and for all! Dick the Bruiser is special referee and all I ask is that he stay out of my way! Funk, I plan on ending this tonight!
RANDY: I'll try to get a word with Terry Funk as well as referee Dick the Bruiser a little later on! Thanks, King!
LAWLER: Remember that there's no DQ! That means that punches are legal! The piledriver is legal! Foreign objects are legal! Even fire won't get me disqualified!
RANDY: Lance and Dave, sounds like Terry Funk might get hit with everything, but the kitchen sink tonight!
INVADERS I & II vs. GIANT BABA & JUMBO TSURUTA: This is billed as Perto Rico's top tag team against Japan's top two wrestlers. The maksed me use their quickness and teamwork to keep the Japanese off balance for most of the match, but former CWA Champ Tsuruta hits a backdrop suplex on Invader I to win the match at the 11:22 mark.
TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYAL:
Order of elimination:
1.Initial Shock(DJ Peterson by Bob Orton)
2.Savannah Jack & MasterG (Jack by the Samoans)
3.The Samoans( Afa by Bob Orton)
4.The Bruise Brothers (Porkchop Cash by Bob Orton)
WINNERS: The Orton Brothers!
After the win, Bob Orton is a complete glory hog! He totally ignores his brother and stands on the turnbuckles, basking in non-existent cheers!
TEXAS TORNADO MATCH: TEXAS BRONCOS vs. BAD COMPANY: After 15:16 of nonstop action, Bad Company comes out on top as Pat Tanaka pins Kendall Windham after a thrust kick.
JIMMY SNUKA & MIL MASCARAS vs. KILLER KHAN & CRUSHER BLACKWELL(w/Percy Pringle): The Pringle Dynasty members get major heat on the Superfly, even bloodying him before Mascaras pins Blackwell with a flying bodypress at the 9:57 mark.
“FABULOUS ONE” STEVE KEIRN & “MR. MAGNIFICENT” KEVIN KELLY vs. AUSTIN IDOL & JACKIE FARGO (W/FALLEN ANGEL): The ref has a difficult time keeping order during this brawl. Fargo amazingly hangs in with his younger opponents, but ends up being distracted when Steve Keirn begins chasing Fallen Angel around the ring and, eventually, out of the arena!. The distraction leads to Mr. Magnificent applying the full nelson to Fargo! Fargo refuses to submit, but blacks out from the pressure of the hold! Keirn and Kelly win the match at the 9:08 mark. After the bell, Keirn returns and, along with Kelly, gang up on Idol! Idol is taking a pounding until Fallen Angel returns to ringside with Minerva(Idol's axe handle)! Idol uses Minerva to clear the ring of Mr. Magnificent and the Fabulous One!
LANCE: Let's go to the dressing room area where Randy Hales is scheduled to speak with Terry Funk!
Randy Hales is walking down a corridor.
HALES: I'm here in the dressing room area. Terry Funk has invited me to come to his dressing room to discuss his Explosive Match for the CWA World Title with the King! Hold on! What are you two doing here?
Adrian Street and Miss Linda!
STREET: Linda, this is why I hate coming to the States! All of these rednecks seem to think that I owe them an explanation for my actions!
HALES: You don't owe me anything! I'm just sure that all of the fans watching on pay per view are curious! You aren't scheduled for a match here tonight!
STREET: I'm here to settle an old score and to begin my climb to the top! Before the evening is through, you and everybody else will know why we are here! Now, scurry along, boy, and do whatever it is that you do!
HALES: (knocking on a door) Now, let me get to my scheduled interview!
Terry Funk opens the door and gestures for Hales to come into his dresing room!
FUNK: Come on in here, you ignorant hilljack!
HALES: Terry Funk, tonight, you will take on the World Champion Jerry “the King” Lawler in an explosive match for the title!
FUNK: I'm a Texan and proud of it, son! You probably think I like to remember the Alamo. You're wrong if you think that! At the Alamo, a bunch of ignorant Tennesseans led by Davy Crockett got a bunch of good Texans killed! I prefer to remember the Battle of San Jacinto where there were no Tennessee hillbillies and egg scuking yellow dogs to get in our way and the Texans won our independence! Lawler calls himself the King and he is! The King of the illiterate hillbillies and rednecks! I bet he's your hero! Well, after tonight, he won't be a hero or a king! He'll be a court jester! He'll be like another guy they called “king”, Elvis Presley, forgotten and gone! I might just pin him in the third row of fans so all of the hillbillies can get an up close view of him! And I'll be World Heavyweight Champion! Long live Terry Funk, the real king and the next World Champion!
HALES: Back to Lance and Dave at ringside!
FUNK: Yeah, get out of my sight you skinny punk, I'm getting sick of you!
Here comes Ron Wright! Phil Hickerson! Dennis Condrey! Your CWA World Tag Team Champions...THE WRECKING CREW! They enter the ring surrounded by men dressed in riot gear! Then, the music changes...
Here come the challengers! Jeff Jarrett and Billy Travis, the YOUNG LIONS! And they are led to the ring by legendary Tojo Yammamot and he's carrying his kendo stick!
CWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: THE WRECKING CREW {C} (W/ RON WRIGHT) vs. THE YOUNG LIONS (W/ TOJO YAMMAMOTO): Tojo, Jarrett, & Travis hit the ring and Tojo cleans house with his kendo stick! When the match gets going, the challengers are extremely aggressive and fight just as dirty as Hickerson & Condrey! In the end, Tojo is a difference maker. When Wright interferes by handing Hickerson a chain, Tojo counters by throwing salt in Hickerson's eyes! The blinded Hickerson doesn't see a missile dropkick from Jarrett coming and gets flattened for the pin at the 14:44 mark! THE YOUNG LIONS ARE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
A white limo pulls into the arena and the chauffeur exits and opens the door! It's Superstar Bill Dundee, dressed in an Elvis Presley style jumpsuit and his manager, Percival Pringle III! There's fog and laser lights as Dundee and Pringle make their way to the ring!
Now, here comes the man of the hour, Jimmy Valiant drives to the ring on an old fashioned motorcycle with Big Mama in the sidecar! This place is rocking!
SOUTHERN TITLE VS. BIG MAMA'S HAIR: SUPERSTAR BILL DUNDEE {C} (W/PERCY PRINGLE) vs. “BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN” HANDSOME JIMMY VALIANT (W/BIG MAMA): Very little wrestling here! Basically, two guys beating the stew out of each other! Both men bleed and their seconds interfere liberally. After 10 minutes of brawling, with the referee down, Pringle sneaks a chain into Dundee and Big Mama hands a chain to Valiant! Each man wraps the chain around his fist! They swing almost simaltaneously...VALIANT BEATS DUNDEE TO THE PUNCH AND DECKS HIM! Big Mama rolls the ref into the ring! Valiant covers! One...two...THREE! JIMMY VALIANT IS YOUR NEW SOUTHERN CHAMPION! The Boogie Man and his lady celebrate as Pringle screams at them in frustration!
After dancing and kissing, Valiant and Mama leave the arena! Dundee comes to and argues with Pringle.
LANCE: Randy Hales is standing by in the dressing room area!
Randy Hales is standing with a man very familiar to wrestling fans...
HALES: I'm here with the special referee for tonight's World Title match, Dick the Bruiser! Dick, there aren't many rules to speak of, so I'm wondering exactly what you'll have to do tonight...
BRUISER: In a match like this, no DQ or countout and falls count anywhere, a lot of geeks think they can jump in and interfere any time they feel like it! Not tonight! If anybody sticks his nose in, he'll have a broken nose! Not only that, this kind of match needs a man who won't take anybody's side! Lawler, Funk, I've wrestled both of you turkeynecks and I don't like either one of ya much! Which ever one of these punks wins tonight will earn it!
HALES: Thanks for your time, sir! Jimmy Valiant told me I could interview him in his dressing room, win or lose. Here we go! (walks to a door with a sign that says “Handsome Jimmy Valiant” on the door and knocks). Boogie Man, it's me, Randy Hales!
Randy opens the door to an incredible sight: Jimmy Valiant is lying on the floor, unconscious and bloody with his newly won title belt on the floor beside him! Two legs, one foot bare and the other wearing a high heel, are sticking out of a gARbage can and kicking wildly. Painted on a wall are the words ADRIAN & LINDA WERE HERE!
HALES: My God, what has happened here?
Randy turns the trash can on its side and a very disheveled Big Mama crawls out and across the floor to Valiant.
BIG MAMA: Oh, Boogie darlin! (to Hales) Get that camera outta here and get somebody in here to help him!
HALES: Well, now I guess we know what Adrian Street was doing here! Back to Lance & Dave for the World Title match!
First, here comes the special referee, DICK THE BRUISER! Bruiser is in a standard referee uniform, but he still looks ready to kick some butt!
Terry Funk rides to the ring on a black horse. The challenger looks deranged as he enters the ring and bounces wildly off the ropes! Funk gets nose to nose with Bruiser for a few seconds, but then backs off.
Here comes the King! He's on a throne and bein carried by several enhancement guys! This regal entrance brings the crowd to its feet! Lawler exits the throne and enters the ring. Before introducing the principles, the ring announcer introduces a great wrestler making his return to Jarrett Promotions and the CWA....from Oil Trough, Texas....DUTCH MANTEL!!!
Dirty Dutch enters the ring. He shakes hands with Funk and talks to him like they are old buddies. Then he glares at Lawler and cracks Shoo Baby in the King's direction. I guess we can see who the Dutchman favors here!
The bell rings and Funk attacks Lawler like a wildman! For several minutes, Funk beats the King from pillar to post! Funk sends the match to the floor by throwing Lawler over the top rope and following him out! At this point, Lawler pulls down the strap and makes the big comeback! Lawler starts throwing the right hands and Funks is reeling! Look out! Here comes Dutch Mantel and he has Terry Funk's branding iron! Bruiser cuts Mantel off and Dutch hits Dick with the weapon! Bruiser is down! Mantel hits Lawler with the branding iron and the King goes down! Now, Mantel hands the branding iron to Funk! Funk is holding the branding iron above his head and he's going to smash the fallen Lawler with it!LAWLER THROWS A FIREBALL AND IT HITS FUNK RIGHT ON THE CHEST! TERRY FUNK GOES DOWN SCREAMING! Lawler covers Funk on the arena floor as Bruiser comes to his senses! ONE...TWO....THREE!!! LAWLER SURVIVES THE EXPLOSIVE MATCH AND RETAINS HIS TITLE!
LANCE: Well, Dave, Jerry said he'd do whatever he had to do and he literally fought fire with fire!
DAVE: Lance, we've seen Jerry resort to the fire when his back was against the wall many times, but I do believe that was the biggest fireball that I've ever seen him throw!
LANCE: Funk could have done all sorts of damage with thst branding iron, so Jerry just let him have it! Some medical personnel are checking on Funk right now. It seems that Terry always tries to destroy Lawler, but he always ends up needing the medical attention instead of the King!
DAVE: Well, we have new Tag Champions and a new Southern Champion, but the King remains the CWA World Champion! An incredible night of wrestling, Lance and I was glad to be here with you for it!
LANCE: Same here, pardner, and we want to thank all of the folks watching at home for supporting our first pay per view! We hope you enjoyed watching the BOOGIE MAN JAM as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you!
2/14/1987
Rupp Arena, Lexington, KY
Available on pay per view on cable systems throughout TN, KY, IN, MO, AR, & MS
Lance & Dave are at ringside.
LANCE: Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Boogie Man Jam! This is the first ever pay per view telecast for Jarrett Promotions and the CWA! We welcome all of our fans watching on cable outlets throughout the territory! Dave, there's a huge crowd here in the home of the Kentucky Wildcats!
DAVE: Lance, this is the biggest wrestling crowd that we've had in Lexington in many years! It even rivals what Eddie Sutton and his team bring into this building. Not only do we have an incredible wrestling card, but our colleague Randy Hales will be providing behind the scenes interviews throughout the night. In fact, let's go to Randy right now!
Randy Hales is in the parking are of Rupp Arena...
RANDY: Thanks, Lance & Dave! Here he comes, the man who put the whole card together! The Boogie Woogie Man himself, Handsome Jimmy Valiant!
Jimmy Valiant pulls up on a Harley Davidson! Valiant climbs off the bike and gives Hales a big ol' kiss!
VALIANT: Randy Dandy! Brother! This is the greatest wrestling card of the year! The century! The decade! Have mercy, daddy! Superstar Dundee, I'm gonna win my Southern Title back tonight, daddy! You will not touch one hair on my old lady's head and that's a promise!
A red Cadillac pulls up. Big Mama gets out!
Jimmy pulls a bouqet of red roses out of a storage compartment on his bike!
VALIANT: Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
BIG MAMA: Awww, thanks, Boogie! I love you!
Handsome Jimmy and Mama have a long kiss!
BIG MAMA: Tonight, my man is gonna beat Bill Dundee all over Rupp Arena and win the Southern Title! I went to the beauty shop and had my hair did especially for tonight! There's no way that I'm losing my hair tonight!Percy Pringle, you fool, if you try to interfere, you'll be losing your hair 'cause I'll snatch you bald headed and claw your eyes out!
VALIANT: After the Jam is over, you and me are gonn ahit every hot spot in Lexington, KY, baby!
RANDY: Back to Lance & Dave!
JOS LEDUC vs. TOMMY WRIGHT & VINNIE VALENTINO: The brutal Canadian lumberjack is back and he looks mean! LeDuc dominates this handicap match and, in an amazing move, finishes his opponents off via submission as he locks both of them in his bearhug at the 6:02 mark!
TOMMY RICH vs. SHOGUN: The masked Shogun(introduced as being from Hiroshima, Japan) stands in the ring as we hear...
“Wildfire” Tommy Rich returns! Tommy might not be the star he was 6-7 years ago, but the Lexington crowd gives him a hero's welcome! Shogun is a rugged competitor and gives Tommy a decent match, but Wildfire hits the Thesz press for the pin at the 5:59 mark!
LANCE: Dave, I understand Randy Hales is with the King!
DAVE: Let's go back to the World Champion's dressing room!
Randy Hales is sitting with Jerry Lawler in his dresing room. Lawler is wearing street clothes, but we can see his ring gear hanging in a locker in the background.
RANDY: I'm here with the King! Jerry, tonight, you defend the CWA World Title against former NWA World Champion Terry Funk in an Explosive Match! No DQ, no time limit, no countout, and falls count anywhere in the building! This might be your toughest match ever!
LAWLER: Randy, this thing between Funk and myself has been going on for six years! I'm ready to finish it once and for all! Dick the Bruiser is special referee and all I ask is that he stay out of my way! Funk, I plan on ending this tonight!
RANDY: I'll try to get a word with Terry Funk as well as referee Dick the Bruiser a little later on! Thanks, King!
LAWLER: Remember that there's no DQ! That means that punches are legal! The piledriver is legal! Foreign objects are legal! Even fire won't get me disqualified!
RANDY: Lance and Dave, sounds like Terry Funk might get hit with everything, but the kitchen sink tonight!
INVADERS I & II vs. GIANT BABA & JUMBO TSURUTA: This is billed as Perto Rico's top tag team against Japan's top two wrestlers. The maksed me use their quickness and teamwork to keep the Japanese off balance for most of the match, but former CWA Champ Tsuruta hits a backdrop suplex on Invader I to win the match at the 11:22 mark.
TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYAL:
Order of elimination:
1.Initial Shock(DJ Peterson by Bob Orton)
2.Savannah Jack & MasterG (Jack by the Samoans)
3.The Samoans( Afa by Bob Orton)
4.The Bruise Brothers (Porkchop Cash by Bob Orton)
WINNERS: The Orton Brothers!
After the win, Bob Orton is a complete glory hog! He totally ignores his brother and stands on the turnbuckles, basking in non-existent cheers!
TEXAS TORNADO MATCH: TEXAS BRONCOS vs. BAD COMPANY: After 15:16 of nonstop action, Bad Company comes out on top as Pat Tanaka pins Kendall Windham after a thrust kick.
JIMMY SNUKA & MIL MASCARAS vs. KILLER KHAN & CRUSHER BLACKWELL(w/Percy Pringle): The Pringle Dynasty members get major heat on the Superfly, even bloodying him before Mascaras pins Blackwell with a flying bodypress at the 9:57 mark.
“FABULOUS ONE” STEVE KEIRN & “MR. MAGNIFICENT” KEVIN KELLY vs. AUSTIN IDOL & JACKIE FARGO (W/FALLEN ANGEL): The ref has a difficult time keeping order during this brawl. Fargo amazingly hangs in with his younger opponents, but ends up being distracted when Steve Keirn begins chasing Fallen Angel around the ring and, eventually, out of the arena!. The distraction leads to Mr. Magnificent applying the full nelson to Fargo! Fargo refuses to submit, but blacks out from the pressure of the hold! Keirn and Kelly win the match at the 9:08 mark. After the bell, Keirn returns and, along with Kelly, gang up on Idol! Idol is taking a pounding until Fallen Angel returns to ringside with Minerva(Idol's axe handle)! Idol uses Minerva to clear the ring of Mr. Magnificent and the Fabulous One!
LANCE: Let's go to the dressing room area where Randy Hales is scheduled to speak with Terry Funk!
Randy Hales is walking down a corridor.
HALES: I'm here in the dressing room area. Terry Funk has invited me to come to his dressing room to discuss his Explosive Match for the CWA World Title with the King! Hold on! What are you two doing here?
Adrian Street and Miss Linda!
STREET: Linda, this is why I hate coming to the States! All of these rednecks seem to think that I owe them an explanation for my actions!
HALES: You don't owe me anything! I'm just sure that all of the fans watching on pay per view are curious! You aren't scheduled for a match here tonight!
STREET: I'm here to settle an old score and to begin my climb to the top! Before the evening is through, you and everybody else will know why we are here! Now, scurry along, boy, and do whatever it is that you do!
HALES: (knocking on a door) Now, let me get to my scheduled interview!
Terry Funk opens the door and gestures for Hales to come into his dresing room!
FUNK: Come on in here, you ignorant hilljack!
HALES: Terry Funk, tonight, you will take on the World Champion Jerry “the King” Lawler in an explosive match for the title!
FUNK: I'm a Texan and proud of it, son! You probably think I like to remember the Alamo. You're wrong if you think that! At the Alamo, a bunch of ignorant Tennesseans led by Davy Crockett got a bunch of good Texans killed! I prefer to remember the Battle of San Jacinto where there were no Tennessee hillbillies and egg scuking yellow dogs to get in our way and the Texans won our independence! Lawler calls himself the King and he is! The King of the illiterate hillbillies and rednecks! I bet he's your hero! Well, after tonight, he won't be a hero or a king! He'll be a court jester! He'll be like another guy they called “king”, Elvis Presley, forgotten and gone! I might just pin him in the third row of fans so all of the hillbillies can get an up close view of him! And I'll be World Heavyweight Champion! Long live Terry Funk, the real king and the next World Champion!
HALES: Back to Lance and Dave at ringside!
FUNK: Yeah, get out of my sight you skinny punk, I'm getting sick of you!
Here comes Ron Wright! Phil Hickerson! Dennis Condrey! Your CWA World Tag Team Champions...THE WRECKING CREW! They enter the ring surrounded by men dressed in riot gear! Then, the music changes...
Here come the challengers! Jeff Jarrett and Billy Travis, the YOUNG LIONS! And they are led to the ring by legendary Tojo Yammamot and he's carrying his kendo stick!
CWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: THE WRECKING CREW {C} (W/ RON WRIGHT) vs. THE YOUNG LIONS (W/ TOJO YAMMAMOTO): Tojo, Jarrett, & Travis hit the ring and Tojo cleans house with his kendo stick! When the match gets going, the challengers are extremely aggressive and fight just as dirty as Hickerson & Condrey! In the end, Tojo is a difference maker. When Wright interferes by handing Hickerson a chain, Tojo counters by throwing salt in Hickerson's eyes! The blinded Hickerson doesn't see a missile dropkick from Jarrett coming and gets flattened for the pin at the 14:44 mark! THE YOUNG LIONS ARE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
A white limo pulls into the arena and the chauffeur exits and opens the door! It's Superstar Bill Dundee, dressed in an Elvis Presley style jumpsuit and his manager, Percival Pringle III! There's fog and laser lights as Dundee and Pringle make their way to the ring!
Now, here comes the man of the hour, Jimmy Valiant drives to the ring on an old fashioned motorcycle with Big Mama in the sidecar! This place is rocking!
SOUTHERN TITLE VS. BIG MAMA'S HAIR: SUPERSTAR BILL DUNDEE {C} (W/PERCY PRINGLE) vs. “BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN” HANDSOME JIMMY VALIANT (W/BIG MAMA): Very little wrestling here! Basically, two guys beating the stew out of each other! Both men bleed and their seconds interfere liberally. After 10 minutes of brawling, with the referee down, Pringle sneaks a chain into Dundee and Big Mama hands a chain to Valiant! Each man wraps the chain around his fist! They swing almost simaltaneously...VALIANT BEATS DUNDEE TO THE PUNCH AND DECKS HIM! Big Mama rolls the ref into the ring! Valiant covers! One...two...THREE! JIMMY VALIANT IS YOUR NEW SOUTHERN CHAMPION! The Boogie Man and his lady celebrate as Pringle screams at them in frustration!
After dancing and kissing, Valiant and Mama leave the arena! Dundee comes to and argues with Pringle.
LANCE: Randy Hales is standing by in the dressing room area!
Randy Hales is standing with a man very familiar to wrestling fans...
HALES: I'm here with the special referee for tonight's World Title match, Dick the Bruiser! Dick, there aren't many rules to speak of, so I'm wondering exactly what you'll have to do tonight...
BRUISER: In a match like this, no DQ or countout and falls count anywhere, a lot of geeks think they can jump in and interfere any time they feel like it! Not tonight! If anybody sticks his nose in, he'll have a broken nose! Not only that, this kind of match needs a man who won't take anybody's side! Lawler, Funk, I've wrestled both of you turkeynecks and I don't like either one of ya much! Which ever one of these punks wins tonight will earn it!
HALES: Thanks for your time, sir! Jimmy Valiant told me I could interview him in his dressing room, win or lose. Here we go! (walks to a door with a sign that says “Handsome Jimmy Valiant” on the door and knocks). Boogie Man, it's me, Randy Hales!
Randy opens the door to an incredible sight: Jimmy Valiant is lying on the floor, unconscious and bloody with his newly won title belt on the floor beside him! Two legs, one foot bare and the other wearing a high heel, are sticking out of a gARbage can and kicking wildly. Painted on a wall are the words ADRIAN & LINDA WERE HERE!
HALES: My God, what has happened here?
Randy turns the trash can on its side and a very disheveled Big Mama crawls out and across the floor to Valiant.
BIG MAMA: Oh, Boogie darlin! (to Hales) Get that camera outta here and get somebody in here to help him!
HALES: Well, now I guess we know what Adrian Street was doing here! Back to Lance & Dave for the World Title match!
First, here comes the special referee, DICK THE BRUISER! Bruiser is in a standard referee uniform, but he still looks ready to kick some butt!
Terry Funk rides to the ring on a black horse. The challenger looks deranged as he enters the ring and bounces wildly off the ropes! Funk gets nose to nose with Bruiser for a few seconds, but then backs off.
Here comes the King! He's on a throne and bein carried by several enhancement guys! This regal entrance brings the crowd to its feet! Lawler exits the throne and enters the ring. Before introducing the principles, the ring announcer introduces a great wrestler making his return to Jarrett Promotions and the CWA....from Oil Trough, Texas....DUTCH MANTEL!!!
Dirty Dutch enters the ring. He shakes hands with Funk and talks to him like they are old buddies. Then he glares at Lawler and cracks Shoo Baby in the King's direction. I guess we can see who the Dutchman favors here!
The bell rings and Funk attacks Lawler like a wildman! For several minutes, Funk beats the King from pillar to post! Funk sends the match to the floor by throwing Lawler over the top rope and following him out! At this point, Lawler pulls down the strap and makes the big comeback! Lawler starts throwing the right hands and Funks is reeling! Look out! Here comes Dutch Mantel and he has Terry Funk's branding iron! Bruiser cuts Mantel off and Dutch hits Dick with the weapon! Bruiser is down! Mantel hits Lawler with the branding iron and the King goes down! Now, Mantel hands the branding iron to Funk! Funk is holding the branding iron above his head and he's going to smash the fallen Lawler with it!LAWLER THROWS A FIREBALL AND IT HITS FUNK RIGHT ON THE CHEST! TERRY FUNK GOES DOWN SCREAMING! Lawler covers Funk on the arena floor as Bruiser comes to his senses! ONE...TWO....THREE!!! LAWLER SURVIVES THE EXPLOSIVE MATCH AND RETAINS HIS TITLE!
LANCE: Well, Dave, Jerry said he'd do whatever he had to do and he literally fought fire with fire!
DAVE: Lance, we've seen Jerry resort to the fire when his back was against the wall many times, but I do believe that was the biggest fireball that I've ever seen him throw!
LANCE: Funk could have done all sorts of damage with thst branding iron, so Jerry just let him have it! Some medical personnel are checking on Funk right now. It seems that Terry always tries to destroy Lawler, but he always ends up needing the medical attention instead of the King!
DAVE: Well, we have new Tag Champions and a new Southern Champion, but the King remains the CWA World Champion! An incredible night of wrestling, Lance and I was glad to be here with you for it!
LANCE: Same here, pardner, and we want to thank all of the folks watching at home for supporting our first pay per view! We hope you enjoyed watching the BOOGIE MAN JAM as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you!
Seriously, I had hoped Funk would keep the World's Belt but back it goes to Jerry 'Burger King' Lawler. Wow, Valiant got a real surprise in the dressing room. Street is a man not to be messed with. Tough loss by Hickerson & Condrey. 
Working on it now.