NWA May 1995 - 5/2, 5/9, 5/16, 5/23, & 5/30
Aug 30, 2013 3:31:17 GMT
Post by jackknight on Aug 30, 2013 3:31:17 GMT
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NWA EXTREME WARFARE SEASON 2 EPISODE 2 5/2/95-
BROADCAST ON MTV
TAPED AT THE EXTREME ARENA
JOEY STYLES ON COMMENTARY
NWA World Champion Terry FUnk wrestles to a 1 hour draw with Shane Douglas. Douglas has Funk trapped in a figure four when the bell rings. Douglas refuses to let go causing wrestlers to come out to help Douglas. Douglas and Cactus Jack brawl into the the crowd and out the door! No Pulp Fiction promos as show goes off air with total insanity of Cactus-Douglas brawling
NWA EXTREME WARFARE SEASON 2 EPISODE 3 5/9/95-
BROADCAST ON MTV
TAPED AT THE EXTREME ARENA
JOEY STYLES ON COMMENTARY
The Bad Breed defeats Lance Diamond and Boo Bradley w/Dawn Marie, Diamond is pinned after Bradley hits him. Diamond abused Bradley the entire match, yelling at him and slapping him until Bradley couldnt take anymore. Dawn Marie was angry at Bradley after the match and it made Bradley upset as he helped Diamond up and was verbally abused by both all the way back to the locker room.
Bad Breed interview, they don't care if the tag team champions are The Heavenly Bodies, or the Eliminators, they want a shot at the belts and they want it soon!
Paul E Dangerosuly interview says that Douglas and Terry Funk will meet in the ring again soon for the NWA Title. Cactus Jack comes up and says he wants Douglas in the ring himself. Cactus cuts a typical Cactus promo talking about how he and Douglas came up together and he knows Douglas better than anyone and Douglas knows him better than most. Cactus says he is angry and Douglas isn't going to like him now that he is angry!!!
International Champion Sabu defeats Disco Inferno w/Little Guido. Sabu fought off both members of the FBI and put Inferno through a table after the match.
Woman interview, she talks about how Harlem Heat failed her and brings in 2 Cold Scorpio, she says Scorpio will not fail her. Scorpio says he is going to take all the titles in the NWA.
Styles segment where he hypes next week. Shane Douglas shows up and cuts a promo on Terry Funk saying he was thisclose to the title last week, and when he gets his rematch he is taking the strap. As for Cactus Jack, if Cactus wants to get Franchised, then Douglas will be happy to oblige him!!!
Pulp Fiction promos:
Stevie Richards, on his portable camera, is sitting in a resturant eating Chinese food, he says they have traveled all the way to China to try and find Johnny Polo!!! Richards says no stone will be unturned. We then see Blue Meanie at a buffet behind Richards arguing with the owner, who has a thick Jersey accent, about it being an all you can eat buffet!
Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies talk about being the NWA Tag Team Champions. Cornette says the belts belong to the Bodies and no one is going to take them away in this lifetime, not the Eliminators, not the Pitt Bulls and not the Bad Breed.
NWA TV Champion Eddy Guerrero talks about facing all the great stars here in the NWA.
Taz cutting a promo on everyone and everything. The NWA doesn't want to give him competition, so he is going to find it himself by choking out every bitch in the NWA. He is Taz beat him if you can SURVIVE if he lets you!!!!!
James Vandenburg with Mike Awesome, making his first NWA appearance. Awesome says he heard the biggest and baddest are in the NWA, but he is the only Awesome Wrestler here!!!!
Sabu and Hayabusa staring at each other, holding the FMW World Tag Team Titles. They both point to the sky and the show ends.
NWA EXTREME WARFARE SEASON 2 EPISODE 4 5/16/95-
BROADCAST ON MTV
TAPED AT THE EXTREME ARENA
JOEY STYLES ON COMMENTARY
The Eliminators defeat Hack Myers and Damien Kaine when Saturn pins Kaine after a Total Elimination. The Eliminators look primed to get their tag titles back!
NWA TV Title Match: Eddy Guerrero succesfully defends the title against La Parka! A lucha style match with lots of high flying from the ring to the floor. Before the match 2 Cold Scorpio and Woman came down and challenged Eddy to a match for the TV Belt. After the match Scorpio laid out Eddy with a superkick then hit him with the tumbleweed!!!
Interview with Woman and 2 Cold Scorpio, Scorpio says he just punked out Eddy Guerrero and tells Eddy to stand up and show what kind of man he is, take his challenge and put the TV Title up against him. Jerry Lynn comes up and says Scorpio is allot of talk, but Lynn knows what it takes to be TV Champion and Scorpio ain't got it!!! Woman challenges Lynn to face Scorpio next week and Lynn accepts.
Interview with NWA World Champion Terry Funk, Funk says Douglas did have him at the end of his rope, he was hurting but Funk says he wasn't going to give up. Funk says he'll never give up, he'll die in that ring damn it. He says Douglas is getting another shot soon and Funk is fine with that cause Funk is gonna give Douglas the whipping Douglas' daddy shoulda given him a long time ago!
Shane Douglas w/Francine defeats Super Crazy with a Belly to Belly Suplex.
The Pitt Bulls and Cactus Jack defeat The Headhunters and Mike Awesome with James Vandenburg when Cactus Jack pins Headhunter II after a Double Arm DDT. Awesome attacks Cactus Jack after the match and Awesome Bombs him over the top rope through a table on the floor!!!
Pulp Fiction promos:
Stevie Richards with his portable camera says they are in England a castle is behind them. Richards says that he and Meanie are on a World Tour to find Johnny Polo!!! A woman with a midwestern accent woman yells at Richards to move away and we see that he is actually at a Ren Fair!!! Richards starts arguing with the woman and we see Meanie eating a giant Turkey leg!!!
Mikey Whipwreck talks about how his friend Chaz left the NWA because of Taz, and Mikey would leave too but he is scared to go, but he is scared of Taz too, Mikey says Taz is probably going to kill him....
Glamour Boy Sean and The Heavenly Bodies looking in the mirror, fixing each other's hair. Cornette walks in and flips out telling them to get out of Sean's locker room that they have to prepare for a tag title defense!!!
Lance Diamond and Dawn Marie yelling at Boo Bradley for screwing everything up, Diamond goes to far and Bradley is about to hit him when Dawn Marie unbuttons a button on her blouse showing more clevage causing Bradley to loose his focus and leave Diamond alone.
The Bad Breed are beating each other up in the locker room!!! They are hitting each other with stuff and punching each other. Both men are bleeding. Axl says if they do this for fun to each other, what will they do to the Heavenly Bodies to get the NWA Tag Titles?
Shane Douglas talks about all the former NWA World Champions from Orville Brown to Lou Thesz to Dick Flair to Bret Hart and now to Terry Funk, Douglas says that the NWA is going through it's next Evolution, and it is happening because of the Revolution led by wrestlers like himself. Douglas says he will lead the NWA into the next Century.
NWA EXTREME WARFARE 5/16/95
BROADCAST ON MTV
TAPED AT THE EXTREME ARENA
JOEY STYLES ON COMMENTARY
Joey Styles brings out NWA World Tag Team Champions the Heavenly Bodies and Jim Cornette. They talk about how the Bodies won the NWA Tag Titles, Cornette says he is still injured from the attack by Perry Saturn and is planning to sue Saturn for all the pain and suffering he has caused him. The Eliminators come out and want to know when they will get their title rematch, Cornette says that the Bodies just defended the belts in Hackensack, New Jersey and The Mulkey Brothers and that they don't have to defend the title again for 30 days. Paul E then comes out and says that is bullshit and says the Bodies will defend the NWA Tag Titles here tonight against The Eliminators!!! Cornette is not happy about this at all!!!
2 Cold Scorpio with Woman makes his in ring NWA debut when he defeats Jerry Lynn in a hot contest where they pull out all the stops. Styles says you won't see action like this anywhere else. Scorpio pins Lynn after a tumbleweed.
NWA World Champion Terry Funk defeats Glamour Boy Sean in a non title match after a piledriver.
Shane Douglas talks with Joey Styles, he says that he wants his NWA World Title rematch and he is tired of waiting for it. He DEMANDS that Paul E makes the match and stops protecting Terry Funk!! Funk walks up and says no one is protecting him from Douglas, they are protecting Douglas from Funk!!! Funk and Douglas argue some more but DOuglas says he won't be goaded into a fight, he will face Funk in the ring for the title and not in some mindless backstage brawl. Funk then challenges Douglas to go get a partner and face Funk and Cactus here next week!
NWA World Tag Team Champions The Heavenly Bodies with Jim Cornette and The Eliminators wrestle to a no contest when The Bad Breed come out and lay out both teams!!!!!
Pulp Fiction Promos:
Stevie Richards with his portable camera reporting from "the deepest jungle in Africa!!" Richards says they have just found this river and they think it might be the Nile. Richards says they are looking every where for Johnny Polo!! Just then a boat pulls up with two country looking white dudes. They start talking in a thick creole accent, Richards can't really understand what they are saying accept they say they are hunting Crocs!!! One pulls a croc out of the water caught by a trap and Richards and Meanie freak out and take off running away!!!!
NWA TV Champion Eddy Guerrero is PISSED! Guerrero says if Scorpio wants a match with him for the TV Title, HE'S GOT IT!!! Guerrero finishes the promo in Spanish promising to teach Scorpio a lesson in RESPECT!
Young "Dangerous" Devon Storm says he is coming to the NWA. The FBI walk up to him and start to make fun of him! Devon slaps the shit out of Disco Inferno and walks away!!!!! Inferno and Guido are not happy abotu that!
Cactus Jack, with his head bandaged up says that Mike Awesome wanted to make a statement on his debut, he wanted to show everyone how bad he was, well Mike, you might be Awesome, but you better be ready to get HARDCORE because Cactus Jack is coming for you!! BANG BANG!!!!!
Taz with an intense stare looking into the camera, with Alfonso blowing his damn whistle in the background!!!!
NWA EXTREME WARFARE SEASON 2 EPISODE 5 5/23/95
BROADCAST ON MTV
TAPED AT THE EXTREME ARENA
JOEY STYLES ON COMMENTARY
Music video on Sabu set to the Doors Break on Through shows Sabu taking out tons of people here in the States and in Japan, lots of broken tables, explosions, barbwire, and light bulbs!
Shane Douglas and Francine interview, they bring in Mike Awesome to be Douglas' partner. Douglas says Funk will get Franchised TONIGHT!!!
Shane Douglas and Mike Awesome with Francine and James Vandenburg defeat NWA World Champion Terry Funk and Cactus Jack when Douglas pins Funk clean in the center of the ring with a belly to belly suplex. Cactus and Awesome fight into the crowd halfway through the match and are hitting each other with anything they can. They fight up to the Crow's Nest and Awesome chokeslams Cactus off the Crows Nest through some tables below and somehow CACTUS IS ABLE TO GET UP!!!
Douglas interview in the back with Francine. He has Terry Funk's number and he just proved it!!! He wants his match with Terry Funk, and he wants it NOW!!!
Mikey Whipwreck meets Don E Allen in the next match, but it doesn't happen as Taz come out and destroys Allen!!! Whipwreck tries to run away, but Taz grabs him and drops him on his head with a Tazplex!!!! Taz gets a microphone and says everyone in the back is a pussy and is scared of him, ain't a damn person that can take him. Taz says he hears Ken Shammrock is gonna be here next week, the man who fought the badass Royce Gracie to a draw, the man who made Bas Rutten Submit, the man who will face Dan The Beast Severn to crown the "Baddest man on the Planet" at the UFC Superfight on July 14th. Taz promises to get into Ken Shamrock's face next week and show him who the baddest man on the planet really is!!!
Paul E Dangerously in the back says Taz better stay away from Ken Shamrock next week. Dangerously says next week he will make a blockbuster announcement about the NWA World Title!!!!
Pulp Fiction Promos:
Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie have the handheld camera, they are standing next to some damn goofball dressed up like a freaking Superhero?! Richards says that the man beside them is SUPER NOVA!!! Richards says Nova has agreed to use his super powers to help them find Johnny Polo!!! Nova goes to help an old woman cross the road, the old woman thinks Nova is trying to steal her purse and MACES HIM!!!!! Nova is on the ground screaming!!!!
Bad Breed, Axl and Ian Rotten, say that they made a statement last week. Next week they'll continue that statement when they beat the hell out of the Eliminators!!!
NWA Television Champion Eddy Guerrero is backstage tying up his boots when 2 Cold Scorpio and Woman walk up to him, Scorpio says he showed everyone Jerry Lynn was nuthin but a BITCH and he is gonna do the same to Eddy when Eddy grows some balls and faces him for the TV Title. Eddy says he'll face Scorpio anytime, anyplace. Scorpio says to keep the TV Title shined up nice cause it's coming home with Scorpio SOON!
The Eliminators says they don't care if it's the Heavenly Bodies, if it's the Bad Breed, or if it's Bill Clinton and Al Gore, any tag team that gets in their way to regaining the NWA Tag Titles are going to get TOTAL ELIMINATED!!!
The FBI are walking in the back and see who they think is "Dangerous" Devon Storm with his back to them, they decide to teach him a lesson and attack the guy, only to turn him around and find out that he isn't Devon Storm, just some jabroni!! Storm then attacks them from behind with a garbage can!!!! Strom knocks both men down then runs away!!!!
Cornette is talking to the Heavenly Bodies and says hopefully next week The Eliminators and The Bad Breed kill each other. Del Ray says then no one will be left to challenge them for the belts, the Bodies and Cornette then run into Tori and The Pitt Bulls!!! The Pitt Bulls growl at the Bodies and Cornette looks freaked out!!
A limo pulls up and out steps Jason Knight, behind him is "The Shooter" Dean Malenko in a suit. Jason looks in the camera and says the next NWA Champion has arrived. Malenko doesn't say a word as he walks into the Extreme Arena!!!!!
NWA EXTREME WARFARE SEASON 2 EPISODE 6 5/30/95
BROADCAST ON MTV
TAPED AT THE EXTREME ARENA
JOEY STYLES ON COMMENTARY
Shane Douglas is with Francine. He says that last week he pinned NWA World Champion Terry Funk's shoulders to the mat, 1-2-3. Douglas says that this week Paul E Dangerously promises some sort of announcement about the NWA World Title, Douglas says that announcement better be his long awaited rematch for the belt, or else everyone will suffer!!!
"The Shooter" Dean Malenko with Jason Knight defeats JT Smith rather easily by submission with the Texas Cloverleaf after a gut buster.
NWA World Champion Terry Funk and Cactus Jack are interviewed in the back. Funk says he hopes that Paul E's announcement is he will be defending the the title against Shane Douglas soon, because he is tired of hearing Douglas run his mouth. Funk says Douglas does deserve a shot and Douglas did pin him last week to win the tag match, but when the title is on the line everything will be different. Cactus says people have been trying to make a name for themselves by taking him out for years, but he is the guy that spit blood in Abdullah The Butcher's face, he had his ear torn off by Vader, he was thrown off a stage by Sting, POWERBOMBED ON THE CONCRETE BY VADER AND HE IS STILL HERE!!!! Cactus says that Awesome wants to take him out?? GOOD LUCK!!!!
The Bad Breed defeat The Eliminators when Dr. Tom Pritchard lays Kronus out with Cornette's racket, Axl and Ian had no idea that the Bodies got involved at all. Styles wonders why in the world Cornette and The Bodies would help the Bad Breed defeat The Eliminators?
Paul E Dangerously is out in the ring. He says in two weeks, the NWA will present a special 2 hour show here on MTV, a show where every NWA Title will be on the line!!! Eddy Guerrero defends the TV Title against 2 Cold Scorpio, The Heavenly Bodies will defend the Tag Titles against The Bad Breed, Sabu will defend the International Title against his FMW Tag Team Champion partner, Hayabusa!! And finally the NWA World Heavyweight Title will be on the line when Shane Douglas challenges Terry Funk for the belt. Paul E says that this match is so important that it will have a special guest referee, KEN SHAMROCK!!!!
Shamrock comes out and shakes Paul E's hand, Shamrock thanks Paul E and then starts to plug the UFC Superfight when Taz's music hits!!!!! Paul E is not happy about this and as Taz heads to the ring so do officials and Atlas Security!!! The ring fills with officals and security and Taz gets in Ken Shamrock's face!!! Taz says that it's bullshit that he isn't getting one of the title shots in two weeks, but that's because everyone in the NWA is scared of him and Paul E is protecting them!!! Taz says he has heard all this about Ken Shamrock, and while Shamrock is a bad man in the UFC, he ain't shit here in the NWA. Taz says the baddest man walking this planet is him and Taz says that if it was him that fought Royce Gracie it wouldn't have ended in a draw, it would have ended with Taz bitchslapping Gracie and choking him out!!!! Taz says that if Shamrock was the man he says he is he'd fight Taz RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!
Paul E freaks out and says this isn't happening and tells Taz to mtake a powder, Taz calls Dangerously a "Jew Bastard"that he isn't going to listen to and asks Shamrock if he's a man or a pussy. Shamrock says if Taz wants to go, then LET'S GO!!!! TAZ SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF SHAMROCK!!! SHAMROCK SNAPS AND GOES AFTER TAZ!!!! Security freaks out and is pulling them apart!!! They get Taz out of the ring and Paul E is PISSED!!! Paul E is yelling at Taz, Taz tells Paul E to go fuck himself. Shamrock belly to belly suplexes one of the Atlas Security guys, everything is going insane as the show ends without Pulp Fiction this week!!!!
"Dangerous" Devon Storm defeats Disco Inferno w/Little Guido with corkscrew splash off the top rope. Inferno and Guido argued after the match and ended up brawling with each other over the loss!!!
Heavenly Bodies with Jim Cornette interview with Joey Styles, Styles wants to know what they helped the Bad Breed win the match against the Eliminators last week, and Cornette hints that it's because Bad Breed will be the easier team to beat. Cornette says he does everything for a reason!
Styles talks to Bad Breed and tells them that Cornette pretty much said he helped them win last week because they would be the easier team to beat. The Bad Breed says they are going to show Cornette how dumb he is when they take the titles next week. The Eliminators then show up and say they were robbed, they don't care if the Bad Breed were in on it or not, they are going to pay just like the Bodies. Saturn says if Bad Breed wins the titles next week then they better keep looking over their shoulder because the Eliminators will soon be there to take what is theirs back. Axl tells Saturn to bring it on!!!!
"The Shooter" Dean Malenko with Jason Knight defeated Jerry Lynn in a technical masterpiece. Malenko showed he can do just about everything as did Jerry Lynn, match could have gone either way but Lynn hurt his knee doing a plancha and Malenko capitalized by making Lynn submit to the Texas Cloverleaf!
FMW Tag Team Champions Hayabusa and International Champion Sabu teamed together, even though they will be facing each other next week to battle The Headhunters w/Mike Awesome and James Vandenburg. Sabu wins the match when he hits a springboard DDT on Headhunter I, Cactus Jack came out to the ring early to support Hayabusa and Sabu because Awesome kept teying to get involved. Awesome tried to Awesome bomb Sabu after the match but Cactus Jack stopped him. Cactus ended up piledriving Awesome through a table at ringside!!!! Sabu and Hayabusa shook hands after the match and Hayabusa pointed at the International Title and pointed at the sky!
Pulp Fiction Promos:
Stevie Richards, The Blue Meanie and the "Superhero" Super Nova are in TEXAS? They are standing outside a seedy bar, Richards asks if Nova is sure, Nova says "Yeah the hooker on 7th------er I mean, the damsel I saved last night said she had heard that the man you seek is in there!" Richards and Meanie look hesitant. But they open the door, loud music can be heard and cat calls telling Strippers to TAKE IT OFF!! ring out, Meanie is scared, but the three men grab each other arm and arm like they are off to see the friggin Wizard of Oz and walk into the bar.....
Working on it now.