NWA April 1995 - 4/22
Aug 30, 2013 3:28:33 GMT
Post by jackknight on Aug 30, 2013 3:28:33 GMT
ChicagoMario said:
This show was taped in the Extreme Arena on April 22, 1995 shown on MTV Wednesday Night, April 25, 1995 at 11 PM.
Mikey Whipwreck, Chaz and The Spider defeated Lance Diamond, Glamour Boy Sean, and Boo Bradley with Dawn Marie when Whipwreck pinned Sean with a Franken-Mikey off the top rope (13:14/6:00 Shown). The story of the match was Mikey’s ability to take a lickin and keep on tickin, plus Dawn Marie’s hold on the rather simple minded Bradley.
After the match, Taz’s music starts! Taz, with Alfonso and his whistle comes down to the ring. Taz suplexes Chaz out of the ring, drops Glamour Boy Sean on his head and locked the Spider in the Taz Mission. Taz finally stops his assault and gets a microphone.
TAZ: For those of you who don’t know, MY NAME IS TAZ and I am the man that choked Stan Hansen out like a BITCH!!! I have a problem doing what I am told, when I got here they told me I wasn’t on the card, go home, we’ll call you when we need you. Well brother, I don’t give a shit if you want me here or if you don’t want me here, cause no one is gonna stop me from coming out here and showing the world what I am, and that’s the most dangerous man on the planet. You don’t wanna book me? You can’t find anyone with the balls to take me on? Then I am gonna keep coming out here and beating the hell out of anyone and everyone in my way until one of those pussies in the back grow some balls to come out here, look me in the eye and try to beat me. MY NAME IS TAZ!!! BEAT ME IF YOU CAN!!! SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!!!!!
Joey Styles is in the Eagles Nest of the Extreme Arena!
JOEY STYLES: Hello everyone I’m Joey Styles and you are watching the season premiere of Extreme Warfare here on MTV!! Today we will see the NWA World Tag Team Championship on the line when the Eliminators defend against the team that attacked them at Slamboree The Heavenly Bodies, also today The Great Sasuke will be in action against Super Crazy in an Extreme High Flying war, plus I am going to talk to the NWA World Heavyweight Champion, the legend himself TERRY FUNK!!
AD BREAK #1
Joey Styles is in the ring.
JOEY STYLES: At this time, I introduce, two time NWA Heavyweight Champion of the World, please welcome, Terry Funk!!!
JOEY STYLES: It is my honor and a privilege to congratulate you Mr. Funk on regaining the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
TERRY FUNK: Thank you Joey, why it only took me 18 goddamn years to it. But that’s OK, cause the title is back where it belongs and it feels so good to have it again.
JOEY STYLES: As everyone now knows Owen Hart, the man you defeated for that title, didn’t wait around for a rematch. So what is next for Terry Funk, there are quite a few amazing athletes here in the NWA that are going to want to get in line for a shot at your title.
Shane Douglas music plays
Shane Douglas and the head cheerleader Francine make their way to the ring.
SHANE DOUGLAS: Joey Styles you stand there and hold that microphone!!! TERRY FUNK!!! 18 YEARS LATER YOU BECOME THE NWA WORLD CHAMPION FOR A SECOND TIME. Bravo, congratulations, good job. I’VE BEEN WAITING 13 YEARS FOR A SHOT!!!! And every time I’ve tried to get one, someone LIKE YOU stands in my way! I just sent one old bastard out of here and I’m ready to do it again!! Why don’t you put that title on the line against ME?
TERRY FUNK: I been in wrestling as long as you have been alive boy, you don’t scare me one bit. You want a title shot? Well you got it!
SHANE DOUGLAS: Then Terry Funk, get ready to have your ass FRANCHISED!!!!!
AD BREAK #2
JOEY STYLES: It was supposed to be a celebratory moment for Terry Funk, after 18 years he finally regained the NWA World Title, but “The Franchise” Shane Douglas has to ruin it, had to destroy Terry Funk celebration.
Cactus Jack walks up to Joey Styles
JOEY STYLES: Cactus, Terry and you have had an on and off relationship for years, and what many people do not know is that you also broke into the business with Shane Douglas, what do you think about what just happened?
CACTUS JACK: Joey Styles, Terry and me have spilled each others blood on 7 contients and I think that means I know the man pretty damn well, but I also have a soft spot in my head for Shane Douglas, because I have a soft spot for my wrestling history. Years ago Troy Martian and Mick Foley were beaten, stretched and broken by Dominic Dennuci in a little gym not far from here. So years go by and we go our separate ways, each blazing a different path, me looking up to the legends like Terry Funk, Bruiser Brody and Abdullah The Butcher, looking at them as something to emulate, someone to be like while Shane was looking at the legends of professional wrestling as something in his way, something holding him back. Shane will stop at nothing to get what he thinks is rightfully his, and Terry, well Terry will stop at nothing to keep what is his. So what do I think is going to happen when they meet in the ring? I think they might just kill each other………
The Great Sasuke defeats Super Crazy with a Tiger Suplex (9:13/5:00 shown) Highflying match Sasuke’s experience won out here. Styles says Sasuke will be returning to Japan soon to take part in a FMW card and has promised to bring more FMW talent back to the states from Japan
AD BREAK #3
The Heavenly Bodies with James E Cornette defeated the NWA World Tag Champions The Eliminators to win the Tag Team Titles when Dr. Tom Pritchard pinned John Kronus after a spike piledriver (21:13 10:00 shown) The Eliminators came out fast. Stereo Moonsaults got two counts, Perry Saturn drove an elbow into Princhard’s heart for a two count. Prichard used Cornette’s Tennis Racket for a two count, Cornette pulled the referee out of the ring to stop a three count after a Total Elimination on Del Ray, Moonsault by Kronus on Del Ray gets a two count, knee drop off top rope by Saturn gets a two count on Del Ray, Powerbomb followed by a standing backflip splash by Kronus on Del Ray gets a two count. Saturn puts Cornette through a table with a splash after Cornette breaks up the count a second time when Saturn pins Del Ray after a superplex. Pritchard sprays something in Kronus’s face blinding him and setting up the spike piledriver for the pin and three count.
JOEY STYLES: Jim Cornette has led yet another team to the NWA World Tag Team Championship, but the Eliminators will not take this lying down I can tell you!!! Next week, will we see another World Title change hands when Shane Douglas challenges Terry Funk?? Tune into Extreme Warfare to find out!!!
CUT TO
Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie are standing in front of an airport
STEVIE RICHARDS: Alright Meanie, this is it!! I don’t care where we have to go, WE ARE GOING TO FIND JOHNNY POLO!!!
THE BLUE MEANIE: LET’S GO!!!!
The two take off running toward the airport
CUT TO
Woman is standing in the locker room, on a telephone.
WOMAN: Harlem Heat failed me, you better not fail me too…………….
CUT TO
Eddy Guerrero is holding the NWA TV Title
EDDY GUERRERO: Jerry Lynn was a great Television Champion and I am honored that he gave me a shot at the title, now that I am Champion I am going to do the same, any man who wants a shot at the TV Tilte, come and get it!!!!!
CUT TO
Paul E Dangerously is sitting at a desk, the back of someone’s head, wearing a hat is seen sitting in a chair in front of him
PAUL E DANGEROUSLY: It’s official, welcome to the NWA, I hope you are ready to get EXTREME!!!!
CUT TO
TORI: Cry Havoc……………and let loose the mad dogs of war…………..
Tori cracks her whip
PITT BULL II: Eliminators, Heavenly Bodies, Headhunters, Bad Breed, FBI it doesn’t matter, The Pitt Bulls are now in the NWA and we’re here for one reason, to be the World Tag Team Champions
CUT TO
Jerry Lynn standing in the back
JERRY LYNN: Congratulations to Eddy Guerrero for defeating me for the Television Title, but don’t get too comfortable with that belt, because I am going to be coming for my rematch!!!
CUT TO
SHANE DOUGLAS: For years I have been told it’s not your time, it’s not your time, sit back kid, wait till it’s your turn. Well I am goddamn tired of waiting for my turn, Terry Funk, just like Ricky Steamboat you are standing in my way, you are trying to hold me into place to keep your spot, well the day of Shane Douglas sitting back and just taking what he is given is OVER!!!! I want the NWA World Champion, it’s MY TIME to be the World Champion and God help anyone or anything that gets in my way………………………
FADE TO BLACK
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