NWA January 1995 - 1/4, 1/11, 1/18, & 1/25

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ChicagoMario said:

1/4/95

NWA EXTREME WARFARE!!!

- Paul E Dangerously appears with Joey Styles in the Crows Nest of the Extreme Arena in South Philly to open the show. Paul E says that the NWA is changing the the first change is changing the name of the TV show to EXTREME WARFARE! Paul E says that WAR has been declared against that other show on Wednesday Night, ECW and it's meat salesman spokesman Eric Bitchoff. Paul E says he knows Bitchoff is watching because he doesn't have an original idea in his head and needs to copy and steal anything he can. Paul E says you won't see him sitting on a couch talking to some second rate talk show host, because he isn't out here to make himself famous, he doesn't have a swinger wife that he is trying to get into the Gold Club in Atlanta. Paul E says that he is here for one reason, to bring the fans the best wrestling in the world, and it all starts TONIGHT. 5 Big match, new NWA World Champion Owen Hart faces the man who ran the Wolfpac out of the NWA, Diamond Dallas Page, Stars N Stripes defend their new Tag Team Titles against a new team on the wrestling scene The Eliminators!! Ron Simmons will be here facing new comer Lance Diamond! Jerry Lynn faces the Kid in a Stretcher Match and International Champion The Great Muta will be here.



- The Eliminators defeat NWA Tag Team Champions Stars N Stripes to win the NWA World Tag Team Titles in their debut when Sister Sherri turns on Stars N Stripes helping the Eliminators win the title


- Larry Zbyszko wants to know why Sherri turned, Sherri laughs, and says she was only with Stars N Stripes to get revenge on Harlem Heat, but the Eliminators are her new team, she has been working with them for months and played Stars N Stripes like a fiddle. Harlem Heat and Woman are in the back and confront Sherri and The Eliminators, Booker says the Eliminators have something that belongs to them , Saturn says if they want it try and come take it, next week here on Extreme Warfare!


-The Great Muta w/Sonny Onoo defeats Steve Armstrong with a Moonsault


-Jerry Lynn defeats The Kid in a stretcher match after piledriving The Kid on the steel stretcher and then sending the stretcher to the back. Lynn motioned that he wants the TV Title and looked into the camera and warned Sabu that he was next.


- Joey Styles recapped what we have seen so far as we start hour two, he is interupted by Stevie Richards and some big fat blue guy??? They are wearing shirts that say "POLO FAN CLUB". Styles wants to know what Richards is doing here? Richards says just like everyone else that works in ECW he watched the NWA in the locker room, because it was allot more exciting than watching their own show. Richards and his buddy here, the Blue Meanie are Johnny Polo's biggest fans! The Blue Meanie is the president of the Polo Fan Club and they are here to find out what happened to Johnny Polo! Richards and Meanie wander off with Meanie holding a magnifying glass as Styles rolls his eyes.


- Ron Simmons defeats Lance Diamond with a Spinebuster, Simmons looks refocused and Styles thinks he could challenge for any of the three titles here in the NWA.


- Joey Styles interview NWA World Champion Owen Hart in the Crows Nest, where is his brother Bret everyone wants to know, WHO CARES? Owen says he and the First Family now rule the NWA and there is nothing anyone can do about it, certainly not Diamond Dallas Page. Owen says he is going to give DDP the same beating he gave his brother.


- The FBI (Little Guido and Disco Inferno) defeat Chaz Warrington and Jim Powers, Guido pins Powers with an Ab Stretch turned into a pin.


-Joey Styles talks to Diamond Dallas Page about his World Title match, DDP says its amazing how things work out. He got rid of the Wolfpac now he can become the #1 wrestler in the world. Terry Funk comes to Page and tells him that he has his back if the First Family tries anything funny.


- Diamond Dallas Page loses to NWA World Champion Owen Hart after interference from Unabomb and Jim Neidhardt. Terry Funk comes out with the Branding Iron to try and fight the First Family off but gets beat down too.


1/11/95

NWA EXTREME WARFARE!!!


- Joey Styles is in the middle of the ring and welcomes everyone to Extreme Warfare LIVE from QUEENS, NY and the LOST BATTALION HALL, right here on MTV!!! You know the TV Station that plays music videos and cool shows like MTV Unplugged, unlike the other guys where you have to sit through marathons of Dukes of Hazzard, or watch a bunch of fat guys sitting in boats fishing. Tonight, here on EXTREME WARFARE!! The NWA Tag Titles are on the line, the new Champions The Eliminators, who won the titles just last week when Sherri turned on Stars N Stripes will face the team that lost the titles at Starcade, Harlem Heat! Jerry Lynn challenges Sabu for the NWA Television Championship! The Beast from The East Bam Bam Bigelow will be here, before Styles can finish his thought the music of NWA World Champion Owen Hart plays, and out comes Owen, The Anvil, Unabomb, and manager Jimmy Hart. Owen says last week he beat t he hell out of DDP and that fossil Terry Funk, he has shown he is the best wrestler in the World. No one can beat him. Owen says he just wishes they had beaten DDP and Funk just a little more and run them out of the NWA the way Owen ran his brother Bret out of the NWA! DDP and Terry Funk appear in the crowd. DDP has a microphone and he and Funk challenge the First Family to a match tonight. Owen says they are on, and he is so confident that Funk and DDP can't beat Anvil/Unabomb that he will add a little wrinkle, if Page and Funk win, whoever gets the pinfall get the honor of getting their ass kicked by him here next week!!!!


-Jerry Lynn defeats NWA Television Champion Sabu with a piledriver off the top rope to win the NWA TV Title at last.


- Jerry Lynn comes through the curtain backstage and is interviewed by Larry Zbyszko, Lynn says that this has been a long time coming and promises to defend the title with honor against anyone who wants a shot at the belt. That's when Sister Sherri shows up, WITH "ASTONISHING" AL SNOW!!!! Snow says that he finally got here to the NWA after suffering through AAA, then the UWF, now that he is finally here in the big time, with his lady at his side, he wants to make an impact, and he wants the TV Title, Jerry Lynn says anytime, any place and Storm suggest next week here on EXTREME WARFARE, and LYNN AGREES!!!


- Bam Bam Bigelow faces The Barbarian in a big brawl, Bigelow wins after a Powerbomb and a diving headbutt. The two men hit each other with everything and fought into the crowd some. Both took chair shots from the other but kept going before Bigelow got the win.

- Diamond Dallas Page and Terry Funk defeat Jim Neidhardt and Unabomb when Funk pins The Anvil after DDP hits him with a Diamond Cutter and Funk hits a middle aged and crazy moonsault!!! Funk will face Owen Hart right here next week on Extreme Warefare!!!


- Joey Styles recaps the first hour while he is doing so he is interupted by Owen Hart and the First Family. Owen is angry and says he will kill Terry Funk next week, Owen says Funk is going to learn the hard way that when you mess with Owen Hart you get put out!!!

- Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat defeats Pat Tanaka with a body block. Styles says Steamboat took some time off to rest and is back now looking for a shot at Muta and the Internaitonal Title.

- Joey Styles interviews Woman and Harlem Heat. They want the tag titles back, and tonight they are going to take them back. The Patriot and Marcus Bagwell walk up and they say they don't care who wins tonight, they'll have to deal with Stars N Stripes next. Harlem Heat says that's fine with them because they have a recipt to turn in on Stars N Stripes.

- Litte Guido w/Disco Inferno defeat "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright with the Sicillian Slice.

- Joey Styles talks to Terry Funk and DDP. Page tells Funk to get it done next week, Funk says its been decades since he last won the NWA World Title, but he wants it back and next week this old dog is going to show some new tricks and win the NWA Title for a second time!

- NWA World Tag Team Champions The Eliminators w/Sherri Martel defeat Harlem Heat w/Woman thanks to interfernce and a Superkick from "Astonishing" Al Snow. During the match Sherri and Woman got into a cat fight. As The Eliminators walked to the back they were greeted in the aisle way by Stars N Stripes who want those tag titles back!




1/18/95

NWA EXTREME WARFARE!!!


- Joey Styles is in the Crows Nest, live from the Convention Hall in Asbury Park, New Jersey right here on MTV!!! Styles says don't even bother to see what is happening elsewhere, because why would you want to watch a show that is run by the guy that came up with a Turkey on a Pole match??? Right here tonight on MTV, the oldest title in sports the NWA World Title will be defended when Owen Hart puts the title on the line against the man who won the title in 1975, the Hardcore Legend TERRY FUNK! Also tonight, Stars N Stripes meet the team that defeated them for the NWA Tag Team Titles right here on this program two weeks ago, The Eliminators, and if you don't think Woman and Harlem Heat don't have something to say about that match then you haven't been paying attention! Also the NWA Television title is on the line as new Champion Jerry Lynn faces Sister Sherri's man "Astonishing" Al Snow!!! International Champion The Great Muta teams with Sabu to face Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and Ron Simmons! Plus Bam Bam Bigelow will be in action!

- Ricky Steamboat and Ron Simmons defeated International Champion The Great Muta and Sabu when Simmons pinned Muta with a spinebuster after a miscue by Muta and Sabu. Onoo tried to play peace keeper but failed as Muta and Sabu started to fight!!! Onoo ends up getting hit by Sabu, Muta mists Sabu!!!

- Larry Zbyszko catches up with Sonny Onoo, who looks like he has seen better days. Onoo fires Sabu on air and says Muta will destroy him for attacking Onoo. Onoo also says that Ron Simmons shouldn't get any ideas about the International Title, the only reason he pinned Muta was because of Sabu's incompetience!

- Diamond Dallas Page defeats Jim "The Anvil" Neidhardt w/ Jimmy Hart and Unabomb with the Diamond Cutter. Page dealt with lots of interference to win. Unabomb attacked Page after the match chokeslaming him through a table!!!! There goes any back up Terry Funk might have had tonight!!!

- NWA TV Champion Jerry Lynn defeats "Astonishing" Al Snow w/Sister Sherri thanks to interference from Harlem Heat!!! Booker took Snow out with a chair shot setting up Lynn for a frog splash and a pin on Snow!!

- Joey Styles is recaping hour 1, and all that happened, he sends up to Larry Zbyszko who is with Woman and Harlem Heat, Woman says never cross her because if you do she will make your life hell. Booker says Al Snow stuck his nose into their business so tonight they knocked it off. They say they are going to watch the World Tag Title match and they aren't letting go of their claim for a title match.


- Bam Bam Bigelow beats Chaz Warrington into a pulp, launching him into the crowd at one point. The Beast From The East is a monster who is going to be contending for titles very soon.


- Joey Styles talks to NWA World Champion Owen Hart, Jim Neidhardt, Unabomb and manager Jimmy Hart they are all getting a good laugh at the fact DDP was taken out on a stretcher. Owen says he is going to do the same to Terry Funk later tonight.


- NWA World Tag Team Champions The Eliminators and Stars N Stripes go to a no contest when after Bagwell and Saturn take each other out with a superplex, Harlem Heat hits the ring and beats up both teams!!! Harlem Heat then steal the tag team title belts leaving Stars N Stripes and The Eliminators in a heap in the ring!


- Larry Zbyszko catches up with Harlem Heat and Woman and wants to know what the hell is going on, they say they have the belts and if The Eliminators want them back they'll have to face them. Booker T says that the Eliminators just got a ghetto ass whuppin and they'll get another one when they meet in the ring!!!


- Stevie Richards w/The Blue Meanie defeats "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright, Meanie carries a sign that asks for info if you have seen Johnny Polo with a phone # to call if you have any. Meanie gets involved in the action and hits the ugliest fattest moonsault ever. Richards then hits a Stevie Kick for the win.



- Joey Styles speaks with Terry Funk, Funk says if they think it's going to be easy to put him down they haven't been paying attention, Funk lists men like that egg sucking dog Dusty Rhodes, Jerry Lawler, Ric Flair, Abdullah The Butcher, Harley Race, The Brisco Brothers, Cactus Jack as men who have all tried at one time or another to put Funk out of wrestling and they all failed. Funk says Owen probably is a better wrestler then he is right now, but Funk is one tough son of a bitch and he isn't going out there tonight to wrestle, he is going out there to fight!!!!!


- NWA Champion Owen Hart defeats Terry Funk by pinfall after Unabomb chokeslams Funk through a ringside table and rolls him back into the ring. Funk had Owen dead to rights and if it wasn't for the First Family Owen would have lost the title. After the match they kept beating on Funk then threw him out of the ring. The First Family posed, Funk grabbed a branding iron out from under the ring and attacked the Family with it, first bashing Anvil in the back with it, Owen bailed like the coward he is, Unabomb tried to choke Funk down but Funk low blowed Unabomb with the branding iron and then hit a home run with it on Unabomb's head!!! Funk chased after Owen, back to the locker room swinging the branding iron over his head and screaming at Owen to come back!!

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ChicagoMario said:

JOEY STYLES is in the Eagle’s Nest of the FLICKINGER CENTER in BUFFALO, NY for EXTREME WARFARE LIVE ON MTV!!!! STYLES recaps what happened here last week in the MAIN EVENT, while highlights played, when OWEN HART defended the NWA WORLD TITLE against TERRY FUNK! THE FIRST FAMILY got involved, OWEN retained the title after FUNK was chokeslammed through a table by UNABOMB!!! FUNK then took out the FIRST FAMILY with a BRANDING IRON and OWEN HART ran away as FUNK pursued him! STYLES then shows EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of what happened when EXTREME WARFARE went off the air:

FUNK walks into the back screaming for OWEN, he grabs a garbage can and throws it across the room. REFEREE DAVE HEBNER tries to talk to FUNK and punches him!!! MARCUS BAGWELL and THE PATRIOT try and calm FUNK down but FUNK hits them both with the BRANDING IRON lying them out!!! FUNK is screaming for OWEN and threatening everyone, finally he comes upon BLUE MEANIE and STEVIE RICHARDS, MEANIE is cowering, RICHARDS says that OWEN ran out the back door and begs FUNK not to hit him. FUNK grabs STEVIE by the head and throws him into the wall. MEANIE grabs his chest and drops to the ground as if he passed out. FUNK kicks open the back door just as OWEN in jumping into his car. FUNK BUSTS THE BACK WINDOW OF OWEN’S CAR OUT WITH THE BRANDING IRON!!!! FUNK THEN BUSTS OUT THE BACK DRIVERS WINDOW JUST AS OWEN FINALLY GETS THE CAR STARTED AND PEELS OUT OF THERE!!!!!

STYLES says that tonight TERRY FUNK will battle UNABOMB in a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN BUFFALO MATCH!!! NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION THE ELIMINATORS, who don’t have the belts because HARLEM HEAT stoles them last week, will team with “ASTONISHING” AL SNOW to face NWA TV CHAMPION JERRY LYNN and the team of MARCUS BAGWELL and THE PATRIOT! Last week, SONNY ONOO fired SABU! This week SONNY ONOO ‘s INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION THE GREAT MUTA battles the man who pinned him here last week, RON SIMMONS! Will SABU show up during that match to seek revenge? THE BEAST FROM THE EAST BAM BAM BIGELOW will continue his path of destruction here tonight, and RICKY “THE DRAGON” STEAMBOAT goes one on one with THE SICILLIAN SHOOTER LITTLE GUIDO!!!


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NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION THE ELIMINATORS and “ASTONISHING” AL SNOW W/SISTER SHERRI defeat NWA TELEVISION CHAMPION JERRY LYNN, MARCUS BAGWELL AND THE PATRIOT when SNOW pinned LYNN after getting his knees up on a FROG SPLASH and then connecting with a SNOWPLOW! A great technical showcase no team had an edge until LYNN botched the FROG SPLASH. STYLES says that SNOW will be looking for another shot at the TV TITLE now.

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JOEY STYLES is joined by DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE, they show a clip of PAGE getting chokeslammed through a table and stretchered out of the arena last week, PAGE said he woke up in the ambulance and demanded to be taken back to the arena because he knew what THE FIRST FAMILY was going to do. PAGE says he has a grade 2 concussion and that because of that they won’t let him wrestle. PAGE says he doesn’t need to be allowed to wrestle in order to watch FUNK’S back and that’s exactly what he is going to do tonight.

BAM BAM BIGELOW beats STEVE ARMSTRONG within an inch of his life. BIGELOW is a monster and is going to surely be getting title shots here soon, and when he does, he may be unstoppable.

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THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION THE GREAT MUTA W/ SONNY ONOO defeats RON SIMMONS after a SHINING WIZARD. SIMMONS looked like he was about to win this hard battled match when he threw MUTA into the ropes for a SPINEBUSTER, but as he lifted MUTA up, MUTA MISTED SIMMONS WITH GREEN MIST!!!! MUTA then kicked SIMMONS several times with KARATE KICKS before knocking him out with the SHINNING WIZARD!!!

After the pin was counted THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN THE BUILDING!!! When they came back on SABU was standing in the ring with a STEEL CHAIR!!!! SABU threw the chair at MUTA’S face taking him out!!! SABU then rolled out of the ring and pulled a ringside table closer to the ring, ONOO tried to grab SABU and got decked for his troubles!! SABU pulled MUTA out of the ring and lied him on the table, he then set up the chair in the ring and hit a TRIPLE JUMP SOMMERSAULT SENTON ON MUTA PUTTING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! SABU dropped to his knees and pointed to the sky!!!!!

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JOEY STYLES recaps what we have seen so far tonight, and what is still to come. He is interrupted by a celebrating AL SNOW and SISTER SHERRI. SNOW is drinking a bottle of champagne, he says he proved tonight that he is the uncrowned NWA TELEVISION CHAMPION, and LYNN isn’t a Champ, he’s a CHUMP!!! NWA TV CHAMPION JERRY LYNN comes into the screen and argues with SNOW. SNOW says if it wasn’t for HARLEM HEAT last week, he’d be the CHAMPION, LYNN says SNOW doesn’t have a clue and says he’ll face SNOW here next week with the TITLE ON THE LINE!!! SNOW shoots off some smart ass comment and LYNN SLAPS HIS ACROSS THE FACE!!! SISTER SHERRI THEN SPRAYS LYNN WITH SOMETHING FROM HER PURSE BLINDING HIM AND SNOW BUSTS THE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE ACROSS LYNN’S HEAD!!!! SNOW AND SHERRI RUN OFF!! LYNN IS TRYING TO GET UP OFF THE GROUND AND IS A BLOODY MESS!!!

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In a total upset “THE SICILLIAN SHOOTER” LITTLE GUIDO MARITANO W/THE DISCO INFERNO defeated RICKY “THE DRAGON” STEAMBOAT thanks to interference by DISCO. STEAMBOAT was on his way to winning the match and climbed the ropes for the TOP ROPE BODY BLOCK. GUIDO grabbed the ref complaining about something in his eyes, and DISCO climbed the apron and pushed STEAMBOAT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! GUIDO then quickly pinned STEAMBOAT for the tainted victory over the former NWA WORLD CHAMPION.

KEVIN KELLY, then newest member of the broadcast team, is backstage with a very angry SONNY ONOO. ONOO says SABU will pay for what he did earlier tonight. ONOO says he will crush SABU!!! NEXT WEEK ONOO promises a surprise that SABU will never see coming!!!!!

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JOEY STYLES is in the EAGLES NEST and is joined by NWA WORLD CHAMPION OWEN HART in a classy suit, and the FIRST FAMILY. OWEN says that he expects UNABOMB to take care of business here tonight. TERRY FUNK doesn’t belong in a ring, he belongs in a retirement home, lying broken in a bed for the rest of his days and he expects the near 7 footer to put FUNK there. OWEN holds up the NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP and says no one is going to take this belt from him, not TERRY FUNK, not DDP, NO ONE. Speaking of DDP, if he knows what’s good for him he’ll stay out of tonight’s match, or else he’ll get much worse than a concussion!!

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TERRY FUNK defeats UNABOMB W/JIMMY HART in a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN BUFFALO match. The two fought all over the ring, into the crowd and hit each other with anything not nailed down. JUIM NEIDHARDT tried to get involved and ate a chair to the face for his troubles. UNABOMB and FUNK fought out the front door and were wrestling in the cold BUFFALO SNOW!!! The camera tried to keep up with them as they fought and slammed each other into cars. UNABOMB was about to chokeslam FUNK on the STREET!! Then DDP appeared and bashed UNABOMB in the back with a steel chair!!! UNBOMB turned around!!! DDP bashed UNABOMB with the chair in the head!!! UNABOMB refused to fall!!! A SECOND CHAIR SHOT BENT THE CHAIR AROUND UNABOMB’S HEAD!!!! UNABOMB STAGGERED!!! DDP THEN HIT A DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO THE SIDEWALK!!!! FUNK MADE THE COVER AND GOT THE THREE COUNT ON A BUFFALO SIDEWALK TO WIN THE MATCH!!!!!