USA All Star Wrestling 10.4.85: Chaos reigns once more!
Oct 4, 2014 13:25:12 GMT
Post by mustarunallday on Oct 4, 2014 13:25:12 GMT
From The Gilley's Rodeo Club in Pasadena, TX
Taped: 10/2/85
Air Date: 10/4/85
Host: Steve Stack (American language) and Rapido Rodriquez (Spanish language)
Control Center Host: Doyle King
Steve Stack: "Welcome to USA All Star Wrestling; Steve Stack here at ringside. We've got an exciting 90 minutes of action for you this week, with three HUGE featured bouts, INCLUDING a big time battle royal for the vacant USA Television Championship, one more match between Gary Young & Manny Villabos, and our main event pitting Bob Sweetan & Blackjack Mulligan: The 75,000 Dollar Dream Team against the NEW USA All Star Tag Team Champions: Comrade Jack Manson & The Mighty Big Foot. That's right we've got NEW USA All Star Tag Team Champions fans, and we'll be showing the footage of their controversial victory in just a bit. We've also got some HUGE news about our return to the Hemisfair Arena, as Doyle King is BACK in the Control Center to talk about it. Right now let's head to the ring for our opening contest!"
ZZ Top's Sharped Dress Man blares through the arena as the mysterious "Assassins" wait inside the ring... ladies and gents it's our first look at Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers: THE FANTASTICS! It' s a showcase with the Assassins not getting much offense in and falling to Fulton's "Fantastic Flip" running sunset flip finish at just under 3 minutes.
The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) defeated the Assassins when Fulton pinned an Assassin off the Fantastic Flip at 2:40.
Fulton & Rogers join up with Stack after the match.
Steve Stack: " Listen to the ovation from these fans, Tommy, Bobby we're glad to have you guys here! "
Tommy Rogers: " We're glad to be here. The tag division here in the Southwest is second to none, and we just had to be a part of it. You've got great teams like the Guerreros, American Force, and the Golden Boys, so like I said we had to be here."
Steve Stack: " And of course, the Russian defectors, the champions Manson & Big Foot. "
Bobby Fulton: " We were there this past Saturday at the Freeman Coliseum, we saw it all. The American Force really gave it there all, fighting champions, but Manson & Big Foot and the Professor, they STOLE those tag belts, the INJURED the eye of Joe Savoldi, it was disgusting. You can bet your LIFE ON IT, we're PROUD Americans too and we've got our sights set on the USA All Star Tag Team Championships Stack. "
Steve Stack: " It was down right disgusting, the former Sheik, once known as Cactus Jack, once again turning his back on this great country. Boys, now is a fitting time as ever, let's take a look back at how the tag team titles changed hands!"
Brief highlights air of Professor Boris Malenko being introduced as the surprise, some of the action is shown before cutting to the finish with Malenko PUTTING HIS CIGAR out in the eye of Savoldi leading to the newly christened "Comrade JEHK Manson" & the Big Foot winning the gold.
Steve Stack: " A disgusting display indeed. From what we understand Joe Savoldi has visited several doctors and is going to be out for some time. If only there was an instant replay rule boys... "
Tommy Rogers: " If only. NOW, they've got US to deal with Stack. We're going to go on out there and keep on winning, but one day real soon, it's going to come down to US VS. THEM, and with these people behind us, I THINK you're looking at the next USA All Star Tag Team Champions!"
Steve Stack: " I know I'll be pulling for you! Fans we're taking a break, when we return it's the FINAL battle between Gary Young & Manny Villabos!"
Commercial Break
We're back and Stack's about to send us to ringside when a NEW COMER walks out to the set, Stack seems surprised.
Mystery Man: " I don't need no suit holding this here microphone..."
Stack is relived of his duties.
Mystery Man: " You known money does some strange things to people, it makes people do stuff and I'm always looking for that mean green, so when the good DOCTOR Paul Christy dun call me up and said there was a job to be did, I got myself on that pretty white bird, took the flight from Memphis to the LONESTAR state, told 'em to SHOOT ME THE LOOT and we'll BOOGIE ON TO THE BANK! You're looking at the Dream Machine Honey, a man on a mission... I ain't come to Texas for no Barbecue, 'cause they ain't got it right no how, I want me some ribs I'd of stayed in Memphis 'cause that's where the REAL Barbecuue be at... NO... NO... I dun took the pretty white bird to Texas for one reason, and one reason alone daddy.... SEE I fancy myself a BIG GAME HUNTER.... and round here a BULL dun rule the roost... Dr. Paul, he don't like this bull one bit.. and me?? I LOVE me a championship... so I'm here for Ayala.... I'm here for the BULL... next time you see me, Imma be out here DRESSED in red... 'cause the Dream Machine don't fear no horns... he don't fear NUTTIN' honey.... for 5 years I been a GRAVEYARD DIGGIN, A COFFIN BUYING, LEAVING FAMILIES WHEEPING AND A CRYING.... and now I'm here with a challenge.... BULL you wanna see what the Dream Machine is all about, you GET YERSELF here next week, you come on out to TV and you see that the DREAM MACHINE is THE REAL DEAL.... that's if YOU REALLY ARE THE BULL... 'cause if you don't you ain't NUTTIN BUT A YELLOW BELLIED COWARD..."
The "Dream Machine" hands the microphone back to Stack, who appears shocked.
Steve Stack: " I... I didn't see that one coming one bit. Fans the Dream Machine is here, on behalf of Dr. Paul Christy and he's challenged the United States Champion: Wild Bull Ayala to come to TV next week. I'll tell you what, I KNOW the Bull and he's NEVER backed down from a challenge! Let's head to the ring for our next contest!"
Percy Pringle leads out Gary Young first, stopping by to tell Stack that the streak ENDS today. Manny Villabos is out, and the underdog gets a nice ovation. Gary Young covers his ears. Stack let's us know that both men will be out here later in the battle royal. The story goes down just as before, Young takes it to Villabos throughout, but Manny keeps on coming back for more! We head to break with Young firmly in control.
Commercial Break
We're back and Gary misses a charge in the corner leading to Manny's typical fiery comeback, unfortunately for Young Percy is there to trip him up and bring the advantage back to Gary Young. Young ends up connecting with his trademark jumping high knee BUT the momentum carries Manny to the outside! Young doesn't want the countout victory and is out there after him. Laying a beating out on the floor, he sets Manny up on the ring post as the count continues... Young charges and MANNY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS GARY MAKES CONTACT WITH THE RING POST! VILLABOS BEATS THE COUNT!!! VILLABOS WINS!! VILLABOS WINS!! VILLABOS WINS YET AGAIN!!! Gary Young STILL hasn't scored a single pinfall victory here on TV!
Manny Villabos defeated Gary Young via count out at 12:29.
Gary Young and Percy are pitching a fit as Manny soaks in the cheers! An excited Stack takes us to...
The Control Center with Doyle King
Inside our cheesy studio is King, but he's got something special with him as a title belt is stands on a podium. The jist of it all is, wrestling returns to the Hemisfair Arena October the 25th with a special one night tournament to crown a Southwest Heavyweight Champion! King sells the prestige of the belt, which at one time was the "top title" around these parts. Two names get announced this week for the tournament:
Blackjack Mulligan
&
The Fabulous Lance
King lets us know we've got 6 more names to go, with two more being added next week. He also announces an additional match pitting the Guerrero Brothers against Paul Christy's Golden Boys in a MEXICAN DEATH MATCH! With that we cut to Paul Christy and his boys with these comments.
Dale Veasey & Barry Orton appear to be feasting on TACOS.
Dr. Paul Christy: " Ladies and germs, LOOK at what I HAVE these FINE, FINE men doing... TACOS.. BURRITOS... we've got a MEXICAN DEATH MATCH to prepare for... we've gotta THINK like the Guerreros.... EAT LIKE THE GUERREROS.... WE GOTTA STOOP to their level. They've embarassed US for the last time!"
Dale Veasey: " Boss, I don't feel so good..."
Dr. Paul: " Quit your crying Dale! FINISH THOSE TACOS..."
Barry Orton: " I don't know Boss.... I think I'm going to be sick..."
Dr. Paul: " GOOD! That's how I FEEL every time those NO GOOD MEXICANS get one over on us! Keep on eating..."
Veasey can't go on.... and turns to just off camera, vomiting noises can be heard... Orton joins him moments later
Dr. Paul Christy: " COME ON.... GET IT ON UP.... We've GOT MORE where this came from...."
King yucks it up before sending us to commercial.
Commercial Break
We're back and Percy Pringle's back out with Woman & Ravishing Rick Rude at his side to the tune of "Smooth Operator", his opposition? Texas' own Steve Doll. Match ends fairly quickly with Rude impressively finishing Doll with his DDT finish: The Rude Awakening.
"Ravishing" Rick Rude w/ Percy Pringle & Woman defeated Steve Doll in 4:10 via pinfall off the Rude Awakening.
Rude, Woman & Percy join Stack after the match. Woman is all over Rude throughout the interview.
Steve Stack: " Victorious today, but this past Saturday Night this man, your crown jewel took a loss to the Fabulous Lance"
Percy Pringle: " He's STILL smiling, he STILL hasn't been pinned or submitted.... Lance can have his minor victory Steve, because the SENSATIONAL Rick Rude STILL has Woman on his arm, and is STILL the premier athlete in NOT just USA All Star Wrestling but ALL of professional wrestling! "
Steve Stack: " BUT he could have been pinned, IN FACT... we're gonna take a look at the footage right now from the Freeman Coliseum... "
Stack narrates as highlights of Lance connecting with a splash off the top rope air, with Percy breaking up the pin for the DQ.
Steve Stack: " You can see it RIGHT there Percy, Lance had him, he had him BEAT, fair and square before you broke up the pin. "
Percy Pringle: " That's NOT what I see... "
Steve Stack: " Then YOU sir need glasses...."
Rude stops fawning over Woman for a moment.
Rick Rude: " Now hold it right there Steven.... you can go on and on all day about what COULD of happened, but it doesn't matter... what matters is what did... and Lance STILL hasn't pinned or submitted me, 'cause coming close doesn't get you no accolades... ALMOST is never going to count! At the Battle Of the Alamo, I BEAT Lance FAIR AND SQUARE..."
Steve Stack: " That was also not without controversy..."
Rude isn't paying attention as it back at it with Woman.
Steve Stack: " Get a room..."
Percy Pringle: " Take a picture, it'll last long... bottom line is THIS Stack... Lance didn't get it done, and Lance WILL NEVER get it done! He's a choke artist, he's a waste of potechial, and that DOG he runs around with, that HUSSY, doesn't hold a candle to this FINE, beautiful, GIRL NEXT STORE... Woman.... now this interview, this interview is OVER! Hit this man's music! "
Steve Stack: " That's not how this works.... wait... why is the music playing again??? "
Rude gyrates his hips to Smooth Operator a bit before the trio leaves... Stack takes us back to ringside, as our show of debuts CONTINUES with Alexis Smirnoff in action!
Alexis Smirnoff w/ "Professor" Boris Malenko defeated Rudy Gonzalez via pinfall off the heart punch at 1:27.
After the match, Malenko has Smirnoff drape the Soviet flag over the fallen Gonzalez.
Steve Stack: " Talk about disgusting! Fans we're taking a break, when we return we're crowning a NEW USA Television Champion!"
Commercial Break
We're back and it's Battle Royal time for the vacant USA Television Championship fans! The participants: Cousin Luke, Sweet Brown Sugar, Dale Veasey, The Fabulous Lance, Manny Villabos, Gary Young, Cocoa Samoa, The Hood, Eric Embry & the returning Chicky Starr. Embry does his best to avoid Starr throughout the bout, but Starr is on him throughout! Remember it was Eric who put Starr out with a piledriver on the floor in one of the Bunkhouse Battle Royals. Stack wonders if Veasey's stomach can hold up here after what we saw in that video earlier. Wild Man Cocoa Samoa gets the first elimination of the day tossing out Sweet Brown Sugar. Veasey gets tossed next as he misses a charge in the corner and gets backdropped over the top by Chicky Starr. Gary Young is hiding. Villabos gets tossed by Embry. Embry tries to sneak up on Starr as the Hood works him over, but it leads to an ENRAGED Chicky coming at his foe with right hands, and some begging off from Embry. Embry and Starr BOTH end up out on the floor as GARY YOUNG sneaks up and dumps 'em as they're brawling. Embry is fired up and looks to head back in the ring, but is held back by Percy who claims an accident.
Commercial Break
We're told that during the break the Hood was tossed out. Samoa, Lance, Gary Young & Cousin Luke are our final four. Samoa tosses Luke. Gary Young is begging off, but Samoa is there to jump Lance from behind. RICK RUDE is out with Percy now! Samoa misses a charge in the corner and is DROPPED over the top by Lance!! We're down to Lance and Gary now, and Gary is hiding in the corner. Rude's on the apron! Lance has Rude! Here we go.... GARY SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND AND SCORES WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE BACK SENDING LANCE TO THE OUTSIDE!! GARY YOUNG HAS DONE IT!! GARY YOUNG HAS WON THE TV TITLE, WITHOUT EVER SCORING A PINFALL VICTORY HERE IN USA ALL STAR, GARY YOUNG HAS WON THE TV TITLE THANKS TO PERCY PRINGLE AND RICK RUDE!
USA All Star Television Championship Battle Royal
Gary Young won the championship last eliminating the Fabulous Lance at 14:48.
Gary Young CAN'T believe it! He kisses the title and does a victory lap! Percy gets a hug, Rude gets a hug.. LANCE AND DARK JOURNEY are chasing! And the heels EXIT, with Gary proclaiming that the STREAK IS OVER!!! THE STREAK IS OVER!!
Steve Stack: " I can't believe it!! What a travesty! Fans we'll be back with our main event!"
Commercial Break
Stack is joined by Blackjack Mulligan & "Bruiser" Bob Sweetan before the match.
Bob Sweetan: " Let me see that bullrope of yours buddy..."
Blackjack: " Sure thing pal..."
Steve Stack: " Back on the same page, good to see, good to see. Just a few moments you boys step into the ring with Manson & the Big Foot, a lot has changed since the match has been signed, as they've gone and won the tag title, albeit in controversal fashion, the titles however will NOT be on the line, but still an important match as a win over the champs could surely go along way.."
Bob Sweetan: " The thing is Stack, this match isn't going to happen..."
Mulligan looks confused... asking why...
Bob Sweetan: " I'm not up for no tag team.... 'cause the ROAD to championship gold is PAVED in BLOOD... and today I DRAW BLOOD... RIGHT NOW..."
Steve Stack: " What in the world are you talking about? "
Sweetan smiles... AND BLINDSIDES MULLIGAN WITH THE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Stack: " STOP IT!! STOP IT!! GET OFF HIM!!"
Sweetan is DRAWING BLOOD as he grinds that metal cowbell into the head of Blackjack Mulligan! Sweetan now sets him up...
Steve Stack: " WE NEED HELP OUT HERE!! DON'T DO IT BOB!! DON'T DO IT!!"
PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!!!! PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!! PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!!! PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!!
Bob Sweetan: " LET THAT BE A LESSON!! LET THAT BE A LESSON!! I WANT WHAT'S COMING TO ME!! I WANT WHAT'S COMING TO ME!!!"
Sweetan SPITS on Mulligan as a slew of officials show up to pull him off... JOSE LOTHARIO is there!! Lothario KICKS SWEETAN OUT OF THE BUILDING!! Here comes a stretcher... Stack CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! BOBBY SWEETAN HAS JUST TAKEN OUT HIS PARTNER BEFORE THEIR NON TITLE MATCH WITH THE CHAMPIONS!!! We're taking a break with the visual of Mulligan being stretched out.
Commercial Break
We're back and it's Comrade Manson & The Big Foot in the ring. Boris Malenko asks for the microphone.
Boris Malenko: " VE VIN!! VE VIN!! RAISE THESE MEN'S HANDS... THEY ARE VE VINNERS!"
Jose Lothario is out now....
Jose Lothario: " Hold on, hold on.... I'm still calling the shots here... there's STILL going to be a match Boris! Fantastics COME ON OUT HERE! "
Boris THROWS A FIT!! THE FANTASTICS HIT THE RING!!! IT'S ON!!!!!
AND it's OVER just as quickly as it starts fans! As we brawl right off the bat! Big Foot eats a double dropkick that takes him by surprise! It's just Manson & BOTH Fantastics and next thing you know it Rogers connects with the Rocket Launcher and the Fantastics WIN!! THE FANTASTICS WIN!! A NON-TITLE VICTORY, a LIGHTENING QUICK non-title victory sends us home happy!
Non-Title
The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) defeated Comrade Jehk Manson & The Soviet Big Foot w/ Boris Malenko in 1:25 via pinfall when Rogers pinned Manson off the Rocket Launcher!
Steve Stack: "Fans we are out of time. We HOPE to have an update on the condition of Blackjack Mulligan right here next week, but let's ride this high, ladies and gentlemen the Fantastics are victorious here today over the tag team champions!! "
The last thing we see is Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers celebrating with fans in the crowd to send us home!
Working on it now.