THE UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION
Proudly presents
DARK MATCHES:
MIKE ENOS + WAYNE BLOOM DEF. PAUL ROMA + VAN HAMMERSCOTT NORTON DEF. CALIFORNIA STUDAnnouncer’s voice: “Tonight live from St. Louis, STING will spin a wheel with eight of the worlds most dangerous matches. WHAT WILL THE WHEEL REVEAL? FIND OUT RIGHT NOW AS THE UWF PRESENTS:
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“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC plays as a graphic of a roulette wheel is shown, which stops on faces of Sting, The Great Muta, Jake Roberts, Stan Hansen, The Steiners and more!
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FIREWORKS GO OFF FROM THE TOP OF THE KIEL AUDITORIUM AS THE CAMERA PANS TO JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE AT RINGSIDE!
Jim: “WELCOME WRESTLING FANS AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US FOR UWF HOTTER THAN HELL, SPIN THE WHEEL MAKE THE DEAL, AND BOB CAUDLE AS ADVERTISED, THE EXCITEMENT IS IN THE AIR, ITS HOT ENOUGH TO MELT STEEL . . . .. .HERE IN THE KIEL!
Bob: “Its hot night for wrestling and the UWF Jim, and all eyes will be on Sting tonight as he spins that wheel to find out which match HE will wrestle The Great Muta as the UWF world heavyweight championship IS ON THE LINE!
Jim: “8 big matches in all, and right now lets go the CHRIS CRUISE who is standing backstage!
Chris: “Jim and Bob, I will be back here all evening getting pre and post match comments from the superstars of the UWF here at Hotter than Hell! But I will not alone tonight as joining me outside the other dressing room is the lovely and talented Boni Blackstone! Are you there, Boni?
Boni: “I sure am Chris, and it is great to be here in St. Louis, and I am looking forward to getting commentary from as many wrestlers as we can as this historic night of UWF action takes place! Jim, Bob? Back to you!
Jim: “Its great to work with you again, Boni! Let’s take it now to GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!
Gary: “Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is the FIRST MATCH OF HOTTER THAN HELL: SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL!
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“Introducing the first tag team, lead to the ring by JIM CORNETTE:
“Dr. Tom Pritchard . . . Gigolo Jimmy Del Rey . . .
THE HEAVENLY BODIES!Gary: “And their opponents, from the City of Angels, TOMMY ROGERS . . .BOBBY FULTON . . . . .
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THE FANTASTICS!1. THE FANTASTICS V THE HEAVENLY BODIES w/Jim CornetteThe bell rings and we are underway for the very fist match of Hotter than Hell! And it does not disappoint as both teams give a fantastic performance that takes them to the TWENTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT, FANS THIS IS A TIME LIMIT DRAW, but not until after Jim Cornette PLANTS BOTH TOMMY AND BOBBY WITH HIS RACKET, AGAIN!
RESULT: TIME LIMIT DRAW, 20:00
Jim: “Jim Cornette will pay for that I can assure you, lets go back to Chris Cruise who is standing by with BUTCH REED!
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Chris: “Butch Reed, Waylon Mercy claims that YOU have something to hide, and that he is going to cure you of all your psychological albatrosses here tonight at Hell!
Butch Reed: “You wanna talk about ME hiding from my past, yeah, I admit it I dyed my hair blonde, I wore the Doom mask and you know why, Waylon Mercy? TO MAKE MONEY. Because that is what the promoter told me to do, so I did it.
"Am I proud of what I have done in the past? Of course not, but its all about here, tonight at Hotter than Hell, and its about what Butch Reed is here now, and neither Danny Spivey, who looks like he’s had some sort of mental breakdown, or anyone else is gonna teach Butch Reed about his past!
Chris: “Lets go to the ring!
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Gary Michael Capetta introduces:
HACKSAW BUTCH REED!Gary: “And his opponent for this match:
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WAYLON MERCY!Jim: “And here comes one of the more bizarre individuals we have ever seen, yes, Danny Spivey had some sort of break with reality, I don’t what it is, but he is here in the UWF UNDER A NEW IDENTITY: Ladies and gentlemen, at Hotter than Hell we bring you the debut of WAYLON MERCY!
Waylon comes to the ringside area smiling and waving at the fans, and even takes off his Hawaiian lei and puts it around the head of a fan!
He then enters the ring, shakes the referees hand, and even offers his hand to Butch! Butch refuses, Waylon protests, and finally Reed slaps his hand!
Waylon takes off his Hawaiian shirt and we are ready to go!
WAYLON MERCY V HACKSAW BUTCH REEDThe wrestlers lock up, and Waylon pushes Butch to the ropes, CLEAN BREAK BY WAYLON MERCY, who lets off a shit-eating grin. Waylon plays nice but finally rakes Butch’s eyes, and kicks stomps and punches him, Butch battles back, but at the 9 minute mark, Waylon manages to catch Butch off the ropes for a clothesline, then pouts him in a SLEEPER HOLD, AND LOOK AT THE EYES! LOOK AT THE EYES, WAYLON GLARES WILD EYED INTO THE CAMERA AS HE TRAPS BUTCH REED IN A SLEEPER AND THE BELL RINGS WAYLON MERCY IS YOUR WINNER!
WAYLON DOESN’T let go right away, but finally relents!
WINNER, WAYLON MERCY, 9:44
Jim: “A shocking win for Waylon Mercy here at Hotter than Hell! Chris Cruise, back to you!
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Chris is with BRIAN PILLMAN AND MISS TONI!
Chris: “The first ever mixed tag team match in the UWF is just moments away, but the question is this, Brian Pillman: we all know what will happen if you and Al Snow get into the ring---but what if its you and Sherri?
Brian: “Chris Cruise, I was raised a gentlemen! And a gentleman never lays his hand on a woman, so don’t worry about Sherri, Toni here will take care of her!
Chris: “The mixed tag team match only moments away, but now I understand we are ready for Gary Michael Capetta!
Gary: “Wrestling fans, it is now time . . . .to:
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SPIN THE WHEEL
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MAKE THE DEAL! 
PYRO GOES OFF AT ONE END OF THE KIEL AS A GIANT WHEEL IS RAISED UP FROM THE FLOOR ONTO A STAGE!
“And the spinner of the wheel IS:
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STING!HERE COMES STING, AND HE MEETS BILL WATTS ON STAGE! Bill holds a microphone.
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Bill: “Well, Sting, I sure don’t know what to make of this wheel thing, but are you ready?
Sting: “Mr. Watts, the question isn’t if me and all the Stingers are ready:
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" . . . . IS MUTA READY?
Sting goes over to the wheel, and GIVES IT A SPIN! Heavy metal plays and fireworks go off as Sting leads the crowd into cries of “YOWL!” calls then the wheel slows down!
Jim: “That ominous wheel starts to slow down . . . what will the wheel reveal?
The wheel starts slowing down
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The indicator is on a . . .
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TEXAS DEATH MATCH?
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NO!
BILL WATTS OKLAHOMA COWBELL MATCH!
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TAPED FIST MATCH? - - - NO THE WHEEL KEEPS MOVING . . .
LUMBERJACK MATCH! . . . NOPE . . .
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RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH? THE WHEEL SLOWS DOWN BUT PAST THAT ONE!
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AND PAST THE I QUIT MATCH!
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IT IS GOING TO LAND ON THE DEATH STRETCHER MATCH!.
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WAIT NO! THE WHEEL MAKES ONE MORE TICK, JUST OVER THE LINE! FANS, TONIGHT THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IS ON THE LINE IN A:
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FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN ST. LOUIS MATCH! Bill: “Ladies and gentlemen, the ticker has landed on the FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN ST. LOUIS MATCH!
Sting: “Mr. Watts? That sounds CRAZY! But you know what? I LIKE CRAZY! OOOOW!
“And Great Muta? Things are gonna get crazier! Falls Count anywhere in St. Louis, is that correct Mr. Watts?
Bill: “That what the wheel says, Stinger.
Sting: “Well then, Mr. Watts? What are we waiting for?
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"LETS GET A TIMEKEEPER AT THE BELL AND REFEREE AND LETS GET CRAZY, RIGHT NOW!
STING THROWS DOWN HIS JACKET, AND YOWLS TO THE CROWD, AND STORMS TO THE BACK!
Jim: “My goodness just WHAT is the Stinger up to? Let’s go right now to BONI BLACKSTONE who is with FIVE STAR AL SNOW AND SENSATIONAL SHERRI!
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Boni: “We are moments away from the first ever MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH here in the UWF, Al Snow, Sherri, what strategy will you employ tonight here at Hotter than Hell?
Al: “Boni Blackstone, Miss Sherri has it all mapped out!
Sherri: “Toni you little blonde haired bimbo, you little trollop, tonight I’m not gonna rip yer hair out of your head---I’m gonna PLUCK it all out: one hair at a time!
Boni: “Al Snow, Brian Pillman has made it clear that he will not strike a woman in this match. Will you as GENTLEMAN make the same pledge?
Al Snow: “Boni Blackstone, I am actually insulted you would ask me that question, because as we know all women have earned an esteemed place in our society, especially someone like Toni Adams:
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"Barefoot, in the kitchen, pregnant, juggling a frying pan in one hand, and a mop in the other! Let me tell you something, if that dumb blonde gets in my way, I will not hesitate to backhand here right across the face, just like any other dumb ho that gets out of line!
AL AND SHERRI LEAVE, LEAVING BONI’S JAW DROPPED AND SPEECHLESS!
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Jim: “That was disgusting, fans we apologize for that kind of language. Lets go to the ring!
Gary Michael Capetta: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH!
Introducing:
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FIVE STAR AL SNOW AND THE SENSATIONAL SHERRI!
Their opponents:
BRIAN PILLMAN AND MISS TONI!MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH
BRIAN PILLMAN + MISS TONI V FIVE STAR AL SNOW + SENSATIONAL SHERRIThe bell rings and Al Snow and Brian Pillman thrill the fans with their high flying moves and great ringmanship, but Al Snow catches Pillman with a kick to the family jewels, and LOOK AT THIS, Sherri demands to be tagged in and she is, and she lands kicks and axehandles on Pillman! Pillman, true to his word refuses to defend himself, and instead tags to Toni WHO FLIES IN AND THROWS SHERRI BY THE HAIR FROM ONE END OF THE RING TO THE OTHER, AND SHERRI, IN A PANIC TAGS TO AL SNOW! SNOW THEN STEPS INTO THE RING, AND GYRATES HIS HIPS AT TONI, AND HAS HER CORNERED!
Jim: “DON’T YOU DARE, AL SNOW, DON’T YOU DARE!
AL SNATCHES AT TONI, BUT SHE SOMERSAULTS OVER AND TAGS TO FLYING BRIAN, WHO JUMPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE:
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AIR PILLMAN!
PILLMAN NAILS AL SNOW WITH A FLYING BODY BLOCK, THE THEN JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM, AND STARTS WAILING ON HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR MENACING A LADY, AL SNOW!
WAIT! SHERRI JUMPS ON PILLMAN'S BACK ,AND SCRAPES HERE FINGERNAILS ON HIS BACK! PILLMAN LETS GO OF SNOW, BUT look who runs back into the ring:
TONI! TONI JUMPS ON SHERRI, AND THE ROLL AROUND IN THE RING!
And UWF fans, you all know what THAT means:
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CATFIGHT!
CATFIGHT!
CATFIGHT! ;D ;D ;D
The two “ladies” roll around and tumble outside the ring, meanwhile, inside the ring Al Snow takes advantage of Brian Pillman being distracted, and has the upperhand!
Outside the ring, the vicious Sherri throws poor Toni all over the ringside area, and even strangles her with the TV cable! She then takes Toni, with the cable around her neck, and goes to post Toni:
NO! TONI GRABS THE CABLE, AND SWINGS SHERRI INTO THE POST WITH IT, KNOCKING HER OUT! She chokes while unwrapping the cable, and crawls to the tag rope!
Meanwhile, inside the ring, Brian Pillman has just reversed an Al Snow clothesline, and NAILS him with a belly to back suplex, and sees Toni climbing up to the tag corner. But Snow reverses a suplex, and lands a facebreaker on Pillman as SHERRI STAGGERS TO THE RING APRON!
Snow doesn’t see it, and backs to the ropes with his elbow raised high in order to bounce off the ropes to nail Pillman:
SHERRI STANDS UP, AND SHE AND AL KNOCK COCONUTS! Sherri flies off the ring apron, Pillman sees all this and NAILS a stunned Snow with a TORNADO DDT, AND SNOW IS OUT COLD! Pillman then goes to cover Al . .
NO! BRIAN POINTS AT TONI! THE FANS CHEER! Pillman tags in Toni, she goes on the top rope:
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SNOW STARTS TO STIR, BUT BRIAN PRESS SLAMS LITTLE TONI ON TOP OF A GROGGY AL SNOW:
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THREE!
BRIAN PILLMAN AND MISS TONI WIN THE MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH AS SHERRI, REVIVED, CRAWLS INTO THE RING AND IS LIVID! SHE SPITS AND CURSES AT PILLMAN AND TONI AS THEY EXIT THE RING AND CELEBRATE WITH THE ST. LOUIS FANS!
WINNERS, BRIAN PILLMAN AND MISS TONI, 12:20
Jim: “WHAT A HUMILIATION FROM AL SNOW, and something tells me this one of the few things Sensational Sherri WILL NOT take lying down!
“Lets take it over to Boni Blackstone who is with SOUL BROTHER SLICK!
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Boni: “I am joined by Slick and the very dangerous Abdullah the Butcher who in just a few moments will face GIANT GONZALES here at Hotter than hell, and Slick you have vowed to drive the Giant Gonzales out of wrestling!
Slick: “That's right Boni take a look at Abdullah the Butcher! Over his lifetime he has been banned in 48 states, 6 provinces of Canada, and the Northwest Territories! He is a maniacal destroyer of men, and tonight, here at Hotter than Hell I vow that the Butcher will rid the UWF a professional rassaling of the Giant Dummy-Zalez once and for all!
Boni: “Back you you Jim!
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A camera is tailing STING . . who is walking around the Kiel Auditorium with a REFEREE AND A TIMEKEEPER HOLDING A BELL!
Then, in the distance . . . . IT’S THE GREAT MUTA, IN HIS MASKED GEAR, CONFIDING WITH GARY HART!
Sting: “RING THAT BELL!
THE BELL RINGS, AND STING CHARGES AT MUTA, GARY HART IS WIDE EYED IN SHOCK, AND STING STARTS WAILING ON THE GREAT MUTA! STING KICKS PUNCHES AND BEAT THE TAR OUT OF MUTA, THEN SLAMS HIM, AND GOES FOR A COVER:
THE REF SLAPS THE FLOOR:
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MUTA KICKS OUT! Sting then takes Muta and throws him into a dressing room! The ref follows as we cut back to the ring where Abdullah the Butcher and Slick are waiting for Giant Gonzales!
Jim: “FANS, THE WORLD TITLE MATCH HAS STARTED, WE WILL FOLLOW THAT THE BEST WE CAN, IN ALL MY YEARS, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO DARNED HELACIOUS, lets go now to Gary Michael Capetta!
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Capetta introduces Butcher and Slick, and then:
“At 8’ tall, from Argentina, he is the tallest athlete in the world:
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THE GIANT GONZAAAAALES!Gonzales is attacked by Butcher as he steps on the ring apron!
GIANT GONZALES V ABDULLAH THE BUTCHERBob: “Forget about what is happening between Muta and Sting right now, Jim, things are already out of control in this one!
Abby pounds Gonzales relentlessly, and Gonzales is down on one knee! But Gonzales recovers, and elbows Butcher in his belly, and then starts clawing at the Butcher! Slick gets up on the ring apron to complain, and GONZALES GOES AND GRABS HIM BY THE LAPELS as Butcher grabs a plastic foreign object out of his trunks, and Sundays Gonzales with it!
Abby conceals the foreign object and nails Gonzales with it over and over again! This only serves to anger Gonzales, who kicks at Butcher, and has the foreign object and nails Butcher with it! But the ref sees it, and Giant Gonzales is disqualified!
WINNER, VIA DQ: ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER, 6:34
Well, at least it was short. Butcher and Slick Copperfield the heck out of there as AN ANGERED GONZALES GRABS THE REF! DON’T DO IT, BIG MAN! Finally, Gonzales calms down, and shakes the refs hand, but leaves the ring shaking his head in disbelief.
Jim: “Despite Slicks ominous promises, Giant Gonzales lives to wrestle another day here at Hotter than Hell.
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WE CUT TO outside the KIEL AUDITORIUM AT THE ENTRANCE STEPS WHERE STING AND MUTA ARE BATTLING, WITH GARY HART, THE REF AND THE TIMEKEEPER FOLLOWING! THEY BATTLE AS GARY HART . . .HAILS A CAB?
A CAB PULLS UP, MUTA DOES A SPINNING KICK ON STING, AND THEY HURRY INTO THE CAB! STING HAILS A CAB, AND TELLS THE DRIVER:
“FOLLOW THAT CAR!
AND THE CAB SPEEDS OFF!
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Jim: “Well, folks, I have absolutely NO IDEA what Muta is thinking except maybe to try and ESCAPE St. Louis with the UWF belt, as our camera crews scramble to try and follow those vehicles, we will go back to the ring. .
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Gary Michael Capetta: “Ladies and gentlemen this next tag team match is for the AAA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Gary Michael Capetta introduces:
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EDDIE GUERERRO AND LOVE MACHINE . . . LOS GRINGOS LOCOS!
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THE CURRENT CHAMPIONS,
RICK AND SCOTT STEINER!AAA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
RICK + SCOTT STEINER V EDDIE GUERERRO + LOVE MACHINEJim: “These two tag teams stole the show at TripleMania in May, and I have been looking forward to this long awaited rematch for a long time!
Bob: “Two of among the greatest tag teams in the world, Jim, and in that time, the animosity between these two teams is at a fever pitch!
Jim: “We are coming to you live from the Kiel Auditorium St, Louis, Missouri, fans this is UWF Hotter than Hell, thank you so much for joining us!
A classic, back and forth spot fest that sees Scott Steiner lands the Frankensteiner on Love Machine to retain the titles at 32:43!
WINNERS, AND STILL AAA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, RICK AND SCOTT STEINER, 32:43
Jim: “THE STEINERS AND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS THRILL THE WRESTLING FANS SECOND TIME! I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE TRACKED DOWN STING AND THE GREAT MUTA, LETS GO TO THAT CAMERA FEED RIGHT NOW!
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MUTA AND STING ARE FIGHTING IN FRONT OF:
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THE GATEWAY ARCH! Sting has Muta on the ground in a Fujiwara armbar, the ref asks Muta is he wants to give up, NO SAYS MUTA, Muta works his way up, and elbows Sting in the ribs, Sting lets go, and a spinning kick to the back of the head to Sting, and Sting goes down, and Muta covers:
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Muta then grabs Sting and drags him to one of the cabs . . . .
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AND CLIMBS ON TOP OF THE CAB!
Jim: “MY GOD NO!
Bob: “HE GONNA JUMP, JIM!
MUTA WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE CAB!
NO! STING ROLLS OUT, AND MUTA LANDS ON THE GROUND, AND ROLLS AROUND HOLDING HIS CHEST YELLING IN AGONY! WE LOSE THE FEED!
Jim: “MY GOD, THE MAN IS A MANIAC, I TELL YOU! Boni Blackstone is with the NEW AAA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, let's go right back to Gary Michael Capetta!
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Gary: “Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for the UWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
First the challenger:
STAN HANSEN!
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The champion:
THE BARBARIAN!
UWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BARBARIAN V STAN HANSENJim: “Conspicuous by his absence is Gary Hart!
Bob: “Not part of the gameplan, I can assure you Jim! Gary Hart is somewhere in St. Louis keeping an eye on Great Muta, Sting and the UWF title!
Jim: “Speaking of which, fans, I understand both men have left the Gateway Arch and who knows where they are headed next?
This is the most hard hitting high impact of the night so far as Hansen and Barbarian potato each other! Barbarian seems lost without Hart however, and is nailed by a brutal Hansen lariat at 15:12 and HANSEN WINS THE TV TITLE!
WINNER, AND NEW UWF TELEVISION CHAMPION, STAN HANSEN, 15:12
Jim: “MY GAWD, that is match that will leave a mark on both men! STAN HANSEN IS YOUR NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!
Jim: “Fans, I am pleased at this time to announce our next Pay Per View, UWF SUPERBLAST will air live Sunday November 20, 1994 from the reconfigured Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana, again that is SUPERBLAST, November 20th, we hope you are enjoying Hotter than Hell so far, and will join us once again in November on pay per view.
“Let’s go now to Boni Blackstone!
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Boni is with LUKE, BUTCH THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS AND EDDIE GILBERT, WAVING A NEW ZEALAND FLAG!
Boni: “We are just moments away from the UWF World Tag team title match between Steve “Dr. Death” Williams, Terry Gordy and my guests at this time, the New Zealand Sheepherders! Eddie Gilbert, Doc and Gordy are bigger and have travelled all over the world what game plan do you have to win the gold?
Eddie: “Boni Blackstone, my men are ready, they are in shape they are ready to show the world that New Zealand has the best that wrestling has to offer! The best thing these two men did was walk away from the morons out there and take my advice, and become the tag team I always knew they could be!
Luke: “AAAAY, you bloody Yanks! Get ready fer the shocker of yet life when the New Zealand Sheepherders take the world tag team titles from the almighty Doctor Death and Bam Bam! Then we are gonna take them titles all the way back to New Zealand see, and if any of ya Yanks want a crack at us, then yer gonna have to fly 24 hours down under to do it then!
Luke and Butch: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
Boni: “The Sheepherders seem fired up for their match tonight at Hotter than Hell, and have vowed to take ther title belts all the way back to New Zealand! Jim, Bob back to you!
Jim: “Thanks once again Boni, and fans, I understand our camera have caught up once again to Sting and Muta . . . THERE THEY ARE!
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Muta and Sting are battling ON THE ROOF OF THE KIEL AUDITORIUM! Muta suplexes Sting, and then drags him to the edge of the Kiel Auditorium!
Jim: “SOMEONE STOP THIS! IT HAS GONE TOO FAR! THE UWF HAS GONE TOO FAR!
WAIT! STING KICKS MUTA, WHO FLIES OFF STING, and Sting take Muta and throws him across the roof, and the throws him up against an access door: STINGER SPLASH! MUTA FLIES THROUGH THE DOOR, AND STING GIVES CHASE!
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We go back to the Kiel, as Gary Michael Capetta introduces the next match!
Gary: “Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for the UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! First introducing the challengers, from New Zealand, being lead down the aisle by Eddie Gilbert:
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“LUKE AND BUTCH, THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS!
Jim: “Chris Cruise is standing by with the World Tag team Champions!
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Chris: “Its payback time for these men, Jim!
Doctor Death: “That’s right Crispy, the Sheepherders have bitten off more than they can chew, and tonight, we send them packing back to New Zealand! St. Louis? THERE'S A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE! LETS GET EM BAM BAM!
DOC AND BAM BAM STORM OFF, AND NOW WE GO BACK TO THE ARENA!
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Gary: “Their opponents are the UWF World Tag Team Champions . . . .
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Steve ‘Dr. Death’ Williams AND Terry ‘Bam Bam’ Gordy!
UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
STEVE “DR. DEATH” WILLIAMS + TERRY “BAM BAM” GORDY V THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS w/Eddie GilbertThis one is pretty one sided, as Doc and Bam Bam throws the Sheeps pillar to post, and score near falls on Luke and Butch, but they kicks out each time.
Jim: “Lets give credit where credit is due, NO ONE ever said Luke and Butch were not tough as nails!
BUT THEN THE formerly lovable he Sheeps do show off some viciousness including biting, eye gouging g and other dirty tactics we have not seen from Luke and Butch in almost 7 years as the Bushwhackers! Eddie waves the New Zealand flag during those moments. But at the 18-minute mark Doc and Gordy start to take control again, and start scoring near fall after near fall, but EDDIE GILBERT INTERFERES EVERY TIME!
Dr. Death picks up Luke Williams, and RAMS HIM UPSIDE DOWN INTO ONE CORNER . . . . . RAMS HIM UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE OTHER . . .AND GOING FOR THE OKLAHOMA STAMPED, NO!
BUTCH MILLER AXEHANDLES DR. DEATHS BACK! Doc drops Luke, then turns his attention to BUTCH, AND CHOKESLAMS HIM, THEN TAGS TO BAM BAM!
Bam Bam with a flying elbow, no it misses as EDDIE GRABS LUKES LEG, AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING, AND BUTCH, STILL IN THE RING, JUMPS ON GORDY’S BACK AND POUNDS ON HIM! Gordy picks up Butch, and slams him, but LUKE IS THE LEGAL MAN! GORDY IN THE CONFUSION, covers Butch, but the ref does not stop him!
Eddie Gilbert leaves the flagpole and flag in the floor and gets up on the ring apron and argues a fine technical point with the ref, meanwhile, Luke grabs the flagpole, slips into the ring, and NAILS BAM BAM IN THE HEAD WITH IT, GORDY STAGGERS, BUT IS NOT OUT:
FOR GOOD MEASURE, LUKE CRACKS IT OVER HIS HEAD A SECOND TIME AND THE MIGHTY TERRY GORDY GOES DOWN, LUKE FLOPS ON TOP OF HIM, EDDIE POINTS THAT OUT TO THE REF AS LUKE THROWS THE BROKEN FLAGPOLE OUT OF THE RING, THE REF COUNTS:
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FANS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS ARE THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS ARE THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS ARE THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS ARE THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS ARE THE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!LUKE AND BUTCH ROLL OUT OF THE RING AS EDDIE GRABS THE BROKEN BITS OF THE FLAGPOLE THAT HAD TO BE BUSTED OVER TERRY GORDY’S HEAD, THEY ARE HANDED THE UWF WORLD TAG TEAM BELTS BY THE TIMEKEEPER AT THE BELL, AND THEY HAVE A WILD CELEBRATION OUTSIDE THE RING AS DOC CHECKS ON A SUBCONSCIOUS TERRY GORDY!
WINNERS, AND NEW UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS, 22:00
Jim: “Fans, an unbelievable upset here at Hotter than Hell! THE WRESTLING WORD IS IN SHOCK! The new World Tag team Champions are . . . THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS?
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THE CAMERAS ARE BACKSTAGE, WHERE STING AND GREAT MUTA ARE BRAWLING THROUGH . . THE CURTAIN TO THE ENTRANCE TO THE AISLE TO THE RING! THE FANS ARE ALL ON THEIR SEATS AS STING AND THE GREAT MUTA CRASH THROUGH THE CURTAINS, THEIR FALLS COUNT IN ST. LOUIS MATCH FOR THE UWF TITLE CONTINUES!
Jim: “Fans, this match has been going on for well over and hour, hour and a half but we have not seen one second inside a wrestling ring!
UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN ST. LOUIS
THE GREAT MUTA w/Gary Hart V STING
(MATCH JOINED IN PROGRESS)Sting and Muta brawl, Sting throw Muta into a guardrail along the aisle, then goes for a STINGER SPLASH---NO! it misses and Stinger is dumped right into the fans, and Muta climbs on the guardrail: and Sting staggers up: KICK TO THE FACE OFF THE GUARDRAIL! Muta then covers Sting:
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Sting then picks up Muta and THROWS HIM INTO A GROUP OF CHAIRS AS THE FANS GANGWAY! He then throws Muta into MORE CHAIRS!
Jim: “STING AND MUTA ARE TEARING THE KIEL AUDITORIUM PIECE BY PIECE!
Bob: “Jim we promised the fans a pay per view that would be Hotter than Hell, and Sting is delivering goods, as advertised!
Finally, Sting throws Muta through some more chairs, and into the fan side of the ringside guardrail! He then goes for the STINGER SPLASH . . .AND CONNECTS!
Sting with the cover:
WAIT! GARY HART DISTRACTS THE REF! STING HAS MUTA COVERED:
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.THE BARBARIAN! THE FORMER TV CHAMPION AXE HANDLES STING, AND SCOOP SLAMS HIM OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GUARDRAIL, THEN SCATTERS BACK INTO THE CROWD!
Jim: “STING HAS JUST BEEN ROBBED! THE UWF TITLE SHOULD BE HIS RIGHT NOW!
Muta throws Sting into the ring!
Bob: "This match has gone on for 2 hours, Jim, and this is the first time it has actually gone inside the ring!
Jim: "At the end of the day, this is the environment where I am sure both men feel the most comfortable, making the Falls Count Anywhere in St. Louis stipulation such a calamitous proposition!
After some karate, Muta throws a weakened Stung into the ropes, and spin kicks him in the throat! Muta with the cover:
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Jim: "THE STINGER WILL NOT QUIT, HE WILL NOT GIVE UP, STING WANTS THAT UWF BELT BACK IN THE WORST WAY!
Muta scoopslams Sting, then goes for the moonsault, and connects!
Muta covers, FANS, this should do it:
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MUTA CANNOT BELIEVE IT, AND ARGUES WITH THE REF that it was a slow count, no Mr. Muta, it was 1-2-3, the match may continue says the ref!
Frustrated, Muta takes advantage of the rules, and throws STING OUT OF THE RING!
HE THEN GOES TO THE RING ARPON, AND TURNS HIS BACK ON STING:
Jim: "WHAT IS THIS MADMAN GOING TO DO NOW?
MOONSAULT!
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NO, STING ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AND MUTA LANDS ON THE HARD CONCRETE FLOOR OF THE KIEL! STING SEES AN OPORTUNITY, AND GOES TO COVER MUTA:
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Jim: "FOR HEAVENS SAKE, THESE TWO WARRIORS HAVE BATTLED ALL OVER ST. LOUIS, AT THE GATEWAY ARCH, ON ROOFTOPS, BUT NEITHER WILL SAY DIE!
Sting picks up Muta, and POINTS TO THE RING! THE FANS CHEER, BUT THEN:
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STING POINTS TO THE STANDS! THE FANS GO NUTS! THE STINGERS HAVE DECIDED, AND STING THROWS MUTA OVER THE GUARDRAIL RIGHT INTO THE FRONT ROW, AS FANS GANGWAY! THE REF AND TIMEKEEPER FOLLOW AS STING DRAGS MUTA BY THE HAIR ALL THE WAY TO THE SIDE ENTRANCE TUNNEL, AND THROWS MUTA INTO A WALL!
Sting covers Muta:
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Muta then climbs to the grandstand seating, and STAND ON TOP OF THE GUARDRAIL:
FLYING AXEHANDLE ON STING!
DOWN GOES STING, MUTA WITH THE COVER:
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NO STING REVERSES! STING THEN GOES FOR THE STINGER SPLASH:
NO! MUTA DUCKS AND STING LANDS CHEST FIRST ON THE HARD METAL, AND FLOPS OVER IT INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Bob: "I don't know how much more punishment these men can take, Jim!
Muta staggers up. Gary Hart, now letting the ref go, implores Muta to go after the former World champion. Muta climbs over the guardrail, and then ENZUGUIRI on Sting! Muta then goes to the ring apron:
FLYING BODY PRESS- NO! STING MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND MUTA STUMBLES TO THE FLOOR, AND STING GOES TO COVER MUTA, THIS SHOULD BE ALL:
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WAIT! MUTA LIKE A CAT DRAGS HIMSELF TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE:
STING TURNS AROUND:
MUTA WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS, CORKSCREW ELBOW, AS HART CRAWLS OUT OF THE RING! AND NOW MUTA DOES THE CUTTHROAT SIGN, AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE:
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IT CONNECTS! MUTA COVERS STING:
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THE GREAT MUTA WINS THE MATCH, AND RETAINS THE UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! BUT HE IS NOT DONE AS BARBARIAN FLIES INTO THE RING, AND BARBARIAN AND MUTA PUT THE BOOTS TO STING, THEN TIE HIM UP IN THE ROPES, WHEN, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?
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JAKE ROBERTS!AND HE HAS THAT BAG!
Him: “I DON’T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS, BOB CAUDLE! HAVEN’T WE SEEN ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT?
Jake throws the bag into the ring, and the bag is moving! EVEN MUTA AND BARBARIAN LOOK SCARED!
Jake slithers into the ring, and has a huge grin on his face, and walks over and opens the bag, and out comes:
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Jim: "OH MY LORD, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?
Bob: “I DON’T FEEL TOO COMFORTABLE SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW, JIM!
Jim: "THAT . . . THING . . . . HAS BE AT LEAST 6 FEET LONG!
EVEN MUTA AND BARBARIAN HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND BAIL OUT OF THE RING AS JAKE GRABS THE HEAD OF THE KOMODO DRAGON, AND MENACES STING WITH IT!
Jim: “SOMEONE STOP THIS, SOMEONE STOP THIS RIGHT NOW, ITS GONE TOO FAR, JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS HAS GONE TOO FAR, HOTTER THAN HELL HAS GONE TOO FAR, THE UWF HAS GONE TOO FAR! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?
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BOB: “THAT MUSIC SOUNDS AWFULLY FAMILIAR JIM!
JIM: “CAN IT BE? HERE, AT HOTTER THAN HELL?
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Because, running down the aisle as breakneck speed, its:
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THE UUUUUUUUUUUUULTIMATE WARRIOOOOOR!WARRIOR SLIDES INTO THE RING WHERE JAKE, MUTA AND BARBARIAN ARE READY TO MEET HIM AS THE Komodo dragon HAS BEEN OUT BACK IN THE BAG, AND IS BEING REMOVED FROM RINGSIDE BY ANIMAL CONTROL EXPERTS! MUTA AND BARBARIAN AND JAKE PUT THE BOOTS TO WARRIOR, BUT HE GREASES THROUGH THEM, OFF THE OTHER SIDES ROPES, KAPOW, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON MUTA AND BARBARIAN AS STING BREAKS FREE, AND HE CHASES ROBERTS OUT OF THE RING!
THE WARRIORS MUSIC PLAYS AGAIN AS HE SHAKES THE ROPES, AND THEN HIGH FIVES STING: AND THEY HUG!
Jim Ross: “WRESTLING FANS EIGHT YEARS AGO THEY STARTED THEIR CAREERS AS THE BLADE RUNNERS, RIGHT HERE IN THE UWF, THEIR CAREER TOOK HISTORIC AND DIFFERENT PATHS, BUT NOW THEY ARE REUNITED, STING AND THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, THE BLADE RUNNERS ARE BACK IN THE UWF!
"FANS, THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR HOTTER THAN HELL, BUT TRUST YOU ME, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EVEN HOTTER IN THE UWF, SEE YOU SEPTEMBER 14 FOR THE SEASON 3 PREMIER OF UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION ON TNT, ONCE AGAIN, THE BLADE RUNNERS, STING AND THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HAVE BEEN REUNITED HERE IN ST. LOUIS, GOOD NIGHT NOW!
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Working on it now.