UWF July 1994 - 7/6, 7/13, 7/20, & 7/27

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UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE OMNI IN ATLANTA
July 6, 1994 8-9 PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

BLACK BART DEF. BRAD ARMSTRONG

STAN HANSEN DEF. JEFF FARMER





Jim Ross: “Wrestling fans thank you once again for joining us every Wednesday night THIS is UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE ON TNT, and we want to thank all the fans who joined us last week for a special 2-hour edition of Collision last week from Houston, a lot went down last week, and this hour and weeks to come, we hope to get caught up, right now lets go to Gary Michael Cappetta, who is in the ring with TIM HORNER AND D. LO BROWN!

“Hot Stuff” by Donna Summers plays, AND HERE HE IS, WAVING THE NEW ZEALAND FLAG:
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EDDIE GILBERT, WITH HIS NEW TAG TEAM . . . .THE BUSH . . . .


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THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS!

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THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS w/Eddie Gilbert def. TIM HORNER + D. LO BROWN

Jim: “Well, you want to talk about two wrestlers who have betrayed the fans . . . .

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CONTROL CENTER with Chris Cruise!

Chris: “Hotter than Hell emanates from St, Luis August 21st fans, and we already have word that STING has challenged THE GREAT MUTA for a rematch for the UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! But what will Muta’s answer be?

“Well, before we find out, Muta will defend that title against UWF TV CHAMPION TITO SANTANA, LIVE TONIGHT ON COLLISION . . .meanwhile STING WRESTLES ONE MANN GANG, ON THIS VERY PROGRAM!

“Fans, in addition, we have been told that ALL the title belts in the UWF will be on the line at HOTTER THAN HELL, and we are pleased to make the OFFICIAL announcement of the first match at Hotter than Hell, it will be for the AAA World Tag team titles when Rock and Scott Steiner defend those belts against EDDIE GUERERRO AND LOVE MACHINE, Los Gringos Locos, in a rematch! Fans, these two tag teams all but stole the show at TripleMania, with the Steiners winning those title belts, can Los Gringos Locos take them back, we will find out at HOTTER THAN HELL!
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Chris is backstage with SLICK AND THE ONE MAN GANG! Chris points out that Gang was defeated in humiliating fashion by the Giant Gonzales last week!

Slick: “No matter that, no matter that Chris Cruise, because that just makes One Man Gang ANGRY AND MEEEAN, and this week, Sting, you can forget all about Hotter than Hell, and the UWF title because when One Man Gang gets done with YOU, the only Hell you goin' to is the one DOWN BELOW!

“And as for YOU, Giant Gonzales, I got's one more surprise for you . . . because next week . . Soul Brotha Slick is gonna drop . . .THE BOMB!

Chris: “Ominous worlds from Slick, Jim and Bob back to you!
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Jim: “I don’t like the sound of THAT, Bob Caudle!

Bob: “Jim, Slick is so sore after what happened to the One Man Gang last week, he is capable of ANYTHING in my opinion!

Jim: “Lets go to the ring!
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ERIK WATTS def. THE CALIFORNIA STUD
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Jim: “Fans the UWF World heavyweight title match is up next, but last week The Great Muta was able to retain that belt against Scott Steiner thanks to cowardly attack on his brother Rick by THESE men, lets go this footage sent in by Eddie Guererro and Love Machine, Los Gringos Locos, right now!
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Eddie and Machine are wearing . . .OHIO STATE TEE SHIRTS?

Eddie: “Hola, amigos, it is I Eddie Guererro, and I am with Love Machine, and as you just heard, we will wrestle The Steiner Brothers for the AAA World tag team championships at Hotter than Hell!

“Now, all we have heard about is how the Steiners were standout all American wrestlers at the University of Michigan, when it dawned on me and Love Machine--- the reason we lost the AAA title belts from the Steiners at TripleMania is not because they are a better tag team than us . . . but it was was because we did not spend enough time getting to know our opponents!

“So, we decided to fly up to the University of Michigan, and learn all we can about the college where the Steiners came from, and this college background that they are so proud of! Are you ready to check out the beautiful campus of the University of Michigan, Love Machine?

Love machine: “You got it, bro!
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The next scene is of Eddie and Machine walking through . . .
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AN ABANDONED FACTORY? Something isn’t right here . . .


Eddie is holding his shirt up to his nose: “That smell, bro! So THIS is the beautiful campus of the University of Michigan Rick and Scott Steiner are so PROUD of? This place is a DUMP! Look at all this graffiti! Maybe that is where University of Michigan students like the Steiners learn to write or something, I don’t know. I know there is a lot of poverty in Michigan, but this is too much!

Love Machine: “Hey Edddie, lets check out the dorms, maybe its better over there!

Eddie: “Good idea, Love Machine!
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The next scene is of Eddie and Love Machine walking through:
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A BURNT OUT PROJECT? THIS ISN’T THE CAMPUS OF MICHIGAN!

Eddie: “Yo, Machine, check THIS dump! This is where the Steiner Brothers rested when they went to this college?

Eddie: “HELLO! ANYONE LIVE HERE?


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A CRACK HEAD COMES PUT FROM AROUND THE CORNER AND STARTLES LOS GRINGOS LOCOS!

Crack head: “YO WHATCHA TWO DOIN IN HERE, MAN! Got any craxck, man? I need my fix!

Eddie and Machine put their hands up and back off as the man reaches into his overcoat!

Machine: “No, brother, we don’t want no trouble!

Crack head: “Oh dont worry, just showing you the money, I just stole this from the local liquor store, its all your if you got any crack!

Eddie: “I'm sorry, Holmes, but we aint got nuthin' for you, but just for the record, for our TV cameras, did you happen to graduate from the University of Michigan?

Crack head: "OH YEAH, man, with honors! Magmun Cum Lordie!

Love Machine: "You didnt happen to graduate with Rick and Scott Steiner, did you?

Crack head: "Oh yes!

Love Machine: "Really, and where doid they graduate?

Crack head: "Oh, them two? At the very BOTTOM of the class! They was so stupid that they barely got by!

Eddie: "Is that the truth, sir?

Crack head: "I should know! I was the Valley Dick-torian!

Eddie: "Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen in TV land, the shocking truth about the University of Michigan and the Steiner Brothers. Not only is the University of Michigan a rat infested, garbage filled slum, but Rick and Scott Steiner were so dumb that they graduated below a liquor-store robbing crack head!

“I have to tell you Machine, so far, the University of Michigan has not been up to all the hype the Steiner Brothers and the UWF have put behind it, but I am willing to give this dump a pass, and next week we will take a look at what REALLY counts at a college: its EDUCATION.

Machine: “Aw, Eddie, does that mean we have to sit in boring classes next week?

Eddie: “Come on Machine, we have to find out what the Steiner have been learning at this so called great institution!

Machine: “All right, lets do it!
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Loud, pulsating heavy metal music plays as a mysterious figure with long hair runs back and forth across the screen out of fog, and into darkness!
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Chris is with TITO SANTANA!

Tito: “Chris Cruise, I feel good! I am here to win the UWF world title for my good friend, STING! OLE! ARRIBA!
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Jim Ross: “And here he comes, TITO SANTANA, he holds the UWF TV TITLE, and now lets go to Gary Michael Cappetta!

Gary: “Ladies and gentlemen, led to the ring by manager Gary Hart . . . . He is the UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, FROM TOKYO, JAPAN . . . .
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“THE GREEEEEEAT MUUUUUUTA!

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
THE GREAT MUTA w/Gary Hart V TITO SANTANA

Tito is fired up and throws Muta from pillar to post but Muta throws Santana out of the ring, Gary hart distracts the ref, when:

BARBARIAN! BARBARIAN SHOULDER TACKLES TITO INTO THE GUARDRAIL, THEN THROWS THE TV CHAMPION BACK INTO THE RING WHERE MUTA EASILY MOONSAULTS HIM AND PINS HIM TO RETAIN THE WORLD TITLE! BUT WE ARE NOT DONE YET! MUTA AND BARBARIAN PUT THE BOOTS TO TITO, ELICITING CHANTS OF "WE WANT STING! WE WANT STING!” WHEN:
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COMING DOWN THE AISLE ITS . . .
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STING!

STING MAKES THE SAVE, AND CHASES MUTA AND BARBARIAN AND HART OUT OF THE RING AS THE FANS GO NUTS!

Jim: “FANS, WE HAVE CHAOS IN THE OMNI HERE IN ATLANTA, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK TO SORT THIS ALL OUT, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
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CHRIS CRUISE IS IN THE RING WITH STING AND TITO SANTANA!

Chris: “Atlanta, Georgia . .WE ARE LIVE ON TNT, LET THE WORLD HEAR YOU!

THE FANS CHEER AND THE CAMERA PAN OVER THE CROWD FOR 10 SECONDS, and Chris continues:

Chris: “Sting, a decisive victory over Jake the Snake Roberts last week in Houston, but the speculation is out there, are the rumors true: is there a challenge you want to make?

Sting: “Its all true, Chris. I am here to publically call out one man, and you all know who he is. . .
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." . . . THE GREAT MUTA!

THE FANS BOO AT THE MENTION OF MUTAS NAME!

Sting: “Muta, August 21st there is gonna be a pay per view called Hotter than Hell, and YOU OWE THE STINGER A REMATCH! I don’t care what the stipulations are, or what I have to do . . But I want that world heavyweight title back!

Chris: “Fans you just heard it, STING HAS FORMALLY CHALLENGED THE GREAT MUTA FOR THE UWF TITLE BELT AT HOTTER THAN HELL, LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW, AUGUST 21!

Tito leans in to the mike: “I have one challenge I wanna make, BARBARIAN? You wanna to interfere in my match for the world title? You have a problem, amigo? Then next week, I, the champion, challenge YOU: TO A MATCH FOR THIS TV TITLE, NEXT WEEK ON COLLISION!

Chris: “Another BLOCKBUSTER, FANS, TITO SANTANA SAYS HE WILL PUT THE TV TITLE ON THE LINE AGAINST Barbarian, next week on Wednesday night collision, live from Greensboro, North Carolina, right here on TN, thank you Tito Santana, and Sting? I believe you have a match to wrestle!

Sting: “BRING IT ON, CRISPY!
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AND HERE HE COMES, LED TO THE RING BY SLICK, THE ONE MAN GANG!

STING V ONE MAN GANG
Sting bounces off One Man gang who destroys the Sting with power moves, but Sting makes his comeback with the eoncouragement of the Atlanta fans, and pins One Man Gang, but ONE MAN GANG ATTACKS STING FROM BEHIND, AND IS ABOUT TO GO FOR THE 747 WHEN:

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. . . . THE GIANT GONZALES!

GONZALES LUMBERS INTO THE RING, AND MAKES THE SAVE AS ONE MAN GANG AND SLICK BAIL, AND LOOK AT SLICK, HE IS CURSING AT GANG AND VOWING REVENGE!

Jim: “Fans, Slick has promised to drop the bomb on Giant Gonzales next week here on Collision! What can that possibly be? SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
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POST SHOW DARK MATCHES

STEVE WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. KENSAKE SASUKE + MASA CHONO

AL SNOW DEF. BRIAN PILLMAN

THE FANTASTICS CO LOS GRINGOS LOCOS

BARBARIAN DEF. BUTCH REED

AAA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
THE STEINERS DREW THE HEAVENLY BODIES, 30:00

GIANT GONZALES DEF. JAKE ROBERTS











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[jackknight]

El said:

UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE GREENSBORO COLISEUM
July 13, 1994 9-11PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-11PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

TIM HORNER DEF. LA PARKA

BRAD ARMSTRONG DEF. CALIFORNIA STUD







Jim Ross: “Wrestling fans thank you once again for joining us every Wednesday night THIS is UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE ON TNT, AND FANS, we promise you an ACTION packed episode of Collision this week, as TITO SANTANA will defend the UWF TV title against BARBARIAN!

Bob: “The Sensational Sherri will be in the corner of none other than FIVE STAR AL SNOW as he wrestles BRIAN PILLMAN with Miss Toni in their corner, Jim, anything can and will happen in that one, I can guarantee you THAT!

Jim: “Fans all that and so much more, LETS GO TO THE RING!
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“Hot Stuff” by Donna Summers plays, AND HERE HE IS, WAVING THE NEW ZEALAND FLAG:



EDDIE GILBERT, WITH HIS NEW TAG TEAM .

THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS!

THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS w/Eddie Gilbert V MASAHIRO CHONO + KENSUKE SASAKE

Jim: “Well, if the Sheepherders want to prove to the world they are not some comedy act, they will go a long way with a win against his internationally renowned tag team!

This is clearly a different Luke and Butch who use a barrel full of dirty tricks but clearly the Japanese superstars are superior and younger, until:

EDDIE GILBERT SPEARS SASAKE IN THE GUT WITH THE FLAG AS HE RUNS INTO THE ROPES THE REF DID NOT SEE IT AND LUKE WILLIAMS SCHOOLBOYS HIM AND CRADLES :

1-2-3!!!

THE SHEEPHERDERS WIN! WHAT AN UPSET!

Jim: “Wow, this is not the Luke and Butch I know, lets go now to LOS GRINGOS LOCOS!
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Eddie and Love Machine are standing outside a brick building.

Eddie: “Wrestling fans, we promised you last week we would take you on an expose of the Steiner Brothers, and their college, the University of Michigan! And while we were clearly not impressed with the campus, or its dorms we have heard a LOT about the University of Michigan education programs, so we thought we would sit in on some of their classes and see Michigan education in action!
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Eddie and machine are standing in front of a door to classroom. Eddie speaks very quietly . . . .

Eddie: “All right, fans, we are live right now, outside one of the many many classes that are offered here at the University of Michigan, the same classes that were taken by Rick and Scott Steiner, the AAA World Tag Team Champions, to earn their degrees. Let quietly open the door, and takes a look!

Machine opens the door and the cameras pans in on:
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Teacher: “A . .

Children: “A . . .

Teacher: “B . . ..

Children: “B . . . .

Teacher: “C!

CHILDREN: “C!

Eddie: “Hey, Machine, this is boring, lets check out another class at the University of Michigan!
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Eddie and Love Machine pop their heads into another “University” class:

Teacher: “1 plus 1 equals:

Children: “TWO!

Teacher: “Very good, children, now, one plus two equals . .

Children: “THREE!



TEACHER: “Great! And 2 minus 1 equals:

Children: “ONE!

Love Machine: “Hey, Eddie. These Michigan students sure are dumb!

Eddie: “Well, when you hear the Steiners speak, does that surprise you? But you know what? There is always arts and culture! Lets see what is going on at the Music department!
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Edie and Machine walk into the back of a music class . . . where a bunch of children are singing at the direction of the music teacher:

Children: “Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

CUT TO EDDIE AND LOVE MACHINE HOLDING THEIR EARS!
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Eddie and Machine are outside the “university”:

Machine: “You know Eddie, you and came from the street, and both of us STILL know more than those idiotic Michigan students we just aw!

Eddie: “I have to tell you, Machine, so far, I am NOT impressed with the University of Michigan, OR the Steiners. But, you know something, as bad as any college like Michigan might be; there is always ONE redeeming quality.

Machine: “What’s is that Eddie?

Eddie: “Its PARTIES. And I have a special treat for you bro, next week, we are gonna visit a FRAT PARTY, RIGHT HERE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!

Machine and Guererro high five each other!
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Jim: "Wrestling fans, I am sure the Steiner Brothers will NOT take very kindly those insulting videos produced by Los Gringos Locos when they meet for the AAA World Tag Team Championship at Hotter than Hell, the 8-0" GIANT GONZALES is in the ring lets go to GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA!
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Giant Gonzales is in the ring when . . .

SLICK . .
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. . . .. .WITH TYPHOON? COMES TO THE RING?

THIS is the “bomb” Slick promised last week?

THE GIANT GONZALEZ V TYPHOON we/Slick

Typhoon is big and powerful, but Gonzales slowly overwhelms him and defeats him in less than 3 minutes, when:
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ONE MAN Gang attacks! GONZALES CLAWS AT GANG, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER, WHEN FROM BEHIND, ITS:
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GONZALES TURNS AROUND AND ITS:
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ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER ATTACKS GIANT GONZALES WITH A FORK!
ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER ATTACKS GIANT GONZALES WITH A FORK!
ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER ATTACKS GIANT GONZALES WITH A FORK!

GONZALES IS STUNNED, AND GOES DOWN INTO A CORNER AS ABBY FLAILS AT HIM WITH A FORK, AND DRAWS BLOOD FROM THE GIANT GONZALES! ONE MAN GANG AND TYPHOON APPROACH TO HELP ABBY:

ABDULLAH FORKS THEM TOO, AND THEY LEAVE THE RING, ABBY ON A RAMPAGE ON GIANT GONZALES AS SLICK LOOKS ON!

THE JOBBER DRESSING ROOM EMPTIES, BUT THEY ARE ALL HELD OFF BY ABBY, WITH THE FORK, AS THE ONCE MIGHTY 8-0” GIANT GONZALES LAYS IN A STUNNED AND BLOODY HEAP, IN THE CORNER, FINALLY SLICK CALMS DOWN ABBY AND LEADS HIM OUT OF THE RING, BUT NOT AFTER JABBING GONZALES ONE MORE TIME WITH FORK AND CHASING OUT ALL THE JOBBERS!

Jim: “This is SICK, fans, if this is the bomb, it’s a SICK BOMB, if you ask me, lets get off this and go to the:
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CONTROL CENTER with Chris Cruise!

Chris: “WRESTLING FANS, AN UNPRECEDENTED ATTACK FELLS THE MIGHTY 8-0” TALL GIANT GONZALES, THE GIANT FELLED AT THE HANDS OF THE VICIOUS ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER!

“We shall see in upcoming weeks how what we just saw will impact HOTTER THAN HELL, live only on pay per view from St. Louis August 21, fans, DON’T be shut out by busy cable operators, make that all important phone call TODAY!

“Last week we announced that the STEINER BROTHERS will defend the AAA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES AGAINST LOS GRINGOS LOCOS, and fans this week I can announce ANOTHER big tag team match as it will be:

"THE FANTASTICS as they have accepted the challenge from 2 weeks ago of JIM CORNETTE AND THE HEAVENLY BODIES, all that and more will take place at HOTTER THAN HELL LIVE ON PAY PER V VIEW, and fans, from what I understand, Gary Hart is mulling over Stings challenge to take on the Great Muta for the UWF WORLD TITLE AT HOTTER THAN HELL, under any stipulations, what will the devious and machiavellian mind of Gary Hart think of? CHECK IN NEXT WEEK ON THE HOTTER THAN HELL CONTROL CENTER!
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A very nervous Chris Cruise is with Slick and ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER, WHO IS STARING WILDLY AT HIS FORK!

Slick: “I told the world, I told the world, Giant Gonzales, I have my OWN giant killer, Abdullah the butcher, and he took you down like Jack and the Beanstalk, and brought you down to Earth, Giant Gonzales meet the man that is gonna DESTROY YOU, THE BOMB, ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER!

Chris: “Mister Butcher welcome to the UWF!

Butcher stares into the camera.
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Butcher stares at the fork!
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Butcher stares at . . .CHRIS!

Chris: “Um . . er . . . . Lets get back to you Jim and Bob!

Jim: “Ugh, that is one SICK individual, Slick has brought in Abdullah the Butcher to brutally assault Giant Gonzales, but I have a feeling we have not heard the last of the Giant Gonzales! I see that Gary Hart and The Barbarian are in the ring that can only mean one thing, the UWF TV TITLE IS ON THE LINE, LETS GO TO THE RING!
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Gary Michael Cappetta announces the UWF TV CHAMPION:
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TIIIIITO SANTANAAAAA!

UWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
TITO SANTANA V THE BARBARIAN w/Gary Hart
It’s a wild back and forth match! Gary Hart places the timekeepers hammer in the ring behind the refs back. Tito gets Barbarian with a Mexican burrito and has the cover when GARY HART stands on the ring apron, and breaks up the count, Tito stands up and grabs HART BY THE LAPELS, BARBARIAN ROLLS OVER, GRABS THE HAMMER, and finally Tito turns around after letting Hart go, and with the ref still oblivious,

BAM! TIMEKEEPERS HAMMER RIGHT INTO TITOS FOREHEAD, DOWN GOES SANTANA, BARBARIAN THROWS AWAY THE HAMMER, THE REF COUNTS:
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THREE!

GARY HART TAKES THE BELT AND GIVES IT TO THE BARBARIAN, AND THEY HEAD OUT, WITH THE BARBARIAN HOLDING THE BELT HIGH FOR ALL THE GREENSBORO FANS TO SEE, AS TITO SANTANA IS LEFT OUT COLD, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AS MEDICS AND REFEREES CHECK ON HIM, AND HERE COMES STING TO CHECK ON HIS LITTLE BUDDY!

FANS, WE HAVE A NEW UWF TELEVISION CHAMPION, AND HE IS THE BARBARIAN!

Jim: “THIS is a complete miscarriage of justice! We will be right back after these words!
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Loud, pulsating heavy metal music plays as a mysterious figure with long hair runs back and forth across the screen out of fog, and into darkness!

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Chris Cruise is with GARY HART, AND THE NEW UWF TELEVISION CHAMPION, THE BARBARIAN!

Gary Hart: “This is a GREAT DAY for wrestling, I now own the UWF WORLD AND NOW TELEVISION TITLES, STING, SANTANA, AND THE REST OF THE UWF, you are all great athletes, but now, as it stands you all are on the outside, looking in! Heck, maybe I will take Barbarian and Jake the Snake and go after one of them tag team titles, and Muta and either Snake or Barbarian and go after the others, and we will have ALL the UWF title belts!

Chris: “A jubilant Gary Hart now manages both the World Heavyweight Champion, Great Muta, AND the Television champion, Barbarian, here in the Universal Wrestling federation, back to you Jim and Bob!


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Jim: “A very controversial way for Tito Santana to lose that title to the Barbarian if you ask me, fans, we have an exciting match for you lets to to the ring right now!
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Gary Michael Capetta introduces the participants as they walk down the aisle!




“With the Sensational Sherri . . .FIVE STAR AL SNOW!



“Accompanied to the ring by Miss Toni . . .FLYIN’ BRIAN PILLMAN!

FIVE STAR AL SNOW w/Sensational Sherri V BRIAN PILLMAN w/Miss Toni

Jim; “Well, two weeks ago we saw one helacious slobber knocker between these two ladies right here on Collision, and while Pillman and Snow has faced each other many many times this year in one of the best feuds in the entire sport, if you ask me, certainly having these two ladies at ringside adds an interesting dynamic to this match to say the least!

Bob: “With Sherri and Toni at ringside, anything can happen in this one, Jim!

Al and Brian give one of their classic performances, Sherri trips Brian off the ropes however, causing Toni to come around the ring and yell at her.

In another move, Al Snow has Brian down, does to the top rope, TONI pushes Al off and he stumbles to the ring floor, and Sherri comes over and starts yelling at Toni!

Jim: "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth in this one, folks!

The action continues as the two ladies screech at each other like wild banshees. Al Snow steps aside during a Flyin' Brian flying body press, and Brian flies through the floor, and Sherri comes over and digs her fingernails into brains eyes! TONI PULLS HER OFF BY HER HAIR, SHERRI TURNS AROUND AND SHOVES DOWN TONI, AND THROWS BRIAN INTO THE RING!

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TONI SUCKER PUNCHES SHERRI!
Meanwhile in the ring, Al Snow unfairly beats on a blinded Pillman, and then sets him up for a pin, bounces off the ropes, TONI WHACKS THE BACK OF SNOWS KNEE WITH A CHAIR, THE REF DID NOT SEE IT, DOWN GOES SNOW, BRIAN ROLLS HIM UP:

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BRIAN AND SNOW DO THEIR BEST TO PULL APART THE GIRLS, BUT ONLY GET PIECES OF CLOTHING AND SHOES AND THEN END UP SHOVING EACH OTHER, AND NOW SNOW AND PILLMAN BRAWL AS THE LADIES BRAWL AND THE JOBBER DRESSING ROOM EMPTIES AS CHAOS HAS BROKEN OUT HERE IN GREENSBORO!

Jim: “THIS IS THE DOGONDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, FANS WE ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF TIME, WE WILL BE BACK WITH WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION LIVE FROM THE HOME OF HOTTER THAN HELL, ST. LOUIS, NEXT WEEK, SEE YOU THEN!
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POST SHOW DARK MATCHES:

ERIK WATTS DEF. BLACK BART

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AAA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
RICK + SCOTT STEINER DREW HEAVENLY BODIES, 30:00

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEWIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT MUTA DEF. BUTCH REED

UWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
STEVE WILLIAMS + TERRY GORDY DEF. STAN HANSEN + ONE MAN GANG

STING DEF. JAKE ROBERTS


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UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE KIEL AUDITORIUM IN ST. LOUIS
July 20, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

TIM HORNER + D. LO BROWN DEF. CALIFORNIA STUD + CHRIS CANYON

THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS DEF. ERIK WATTS + BRAD ARMSTRONG






Jim Ross: “UWF WEDNESDAY COLLISION IS ON THE AIR, for the last time until HOTTER THAN HELL the UWF visits ST. LOUIS and fans what a BIG PROGRAM WE HAVE FOR YOU THIS WEEK, the UWF TV TITLE ON THE LINE, as Barbarian meets Kensuke Sasake in his very first TV title defense, and from there it’s the FORMER champion, Tito Santana, seeking vengeance against Jake Roberts for costing him that title!

Bob: “Jim, in addition, The Giant Gonzales is eager to prove he is still the true giant of the UWF, he is challenging ANY two wrestlers to take him on, two on one, in response to last weeks brutal attack by Abdullah the Butcher!

Jim: “An interesting hour indeed, LETS GO TO THE RING!
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UWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BARBARIAN w/Gary HART def. KENSUKE SASAKE with a clean win!

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CONTROL CENTER WITH CHRIS CRUISE!

Chris: “Fans, two big matches announced so far for HOTTER THAN HELL, The Steiner Brothers versus Los Gringos Locos, and The Heavenly Bodies versus the Fantastics, we now can announce a that next week, right here on this very program, GARY HART WILL formally answer Stings challenge to the Great Muta: YES OR NO, will Great Muta defend the UWF WORLD TITLE against Sting at Hotter than Hell, and if so under what circumstances?

“Fans, by next week, we will have the official announcement of yet ONE MORE match for UWF HOTTER THAN HELL, and the card will be half completed! Stay tuned next week for more information on the HOTTER THAN HELL CONTROL CENTER!
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WAIT! BARBARIAN HAS THE GALL TO SHOVE GONZALES! GONZALES PICKS UP BARBARIAN BY THE NECK, AND THROWS HIM DOWN! BARBARIAN GETS RIGHT UP AND WANTS A PIECE OF GIANT GONZALES, BUT GARY HART HOLDS HIS CHAMPION BACK!

JIM: “YOU CAN CUT THE TENSION WITH A KNIFE HERE IN ST. LOUIS! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
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Lets go now to Gary Michael Cappetta who is standing in the ring with GIANT GONZALES!!

Gonzales is standing in the ring with a big bandage over his head, waiting for his opponents!

Jim: “Remember, fans, Giant Gonzales has a challenge FOR any two wrestlers to face him tonight on Collision, and what is that music?
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IT IS ATOMIC TITAN AND BIG TITAN, TWO 7 FOOTERS AND THEY ARE HERE TO CHALLENGE GIANT GONZALES!
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HANDICAP MATCH
THE GIANT GONZALES V THE ATOMIC TITANS

The Titans immediately step into the ring, and DOUBLE TEAM AND BATTER GONZALES INTO THE CORNER! THEY THEN BOTH THROW GONZALES INTO THE ROPES, GONZALES OFF THE ROPES:

DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
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SIZE 16 TO THE MUSH!

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ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER AND THE BARBARIAN DESTROY THE 8-0” GIANT AS THEIR MANAGERS SLICK AND GARY HART LOOK ON WHEN ITS:
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STING! STING COME IN AND CLOTHESLINES BARBARIAN OUT OF HIS BOOTS, AND THEN A STINGER SPLASH ON ABBY, WHO FLOPS TO THE RING, AND ROLLS OUT, AND HAS TO BE HELD BACK BY SLICK FROM GETTING BACK IN!

Fans, the Stinger has saved the day for the Giant Gonzales!

Jim: “STING AND THE GIANT GONZALES HAVE JOINED FORCES TONIGHT HERE ON COLLISION, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
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Jim: “Lets go now to FIVE STAR AL SNOW and SENSATIONAL SHERRI, they are standing by with CHRIS CRUISE!

CHRIS CRUISE: “A WILD SCENE TO END COLLISION LAST WEEK AS IT WAS THIS WOMAN, SHERRI AND TONI ADAMS in a wild fight!

Al Snow: “Brian Pillman. I said it once, I will say it again: TONI ADAMS IS A TRAMP! That’s why I dumped her, and Sherri here is gonna get her out my life ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Sherri: “Toni Adams, you little trollop, I am gonna TEACH YOU A LESSON! You want to hit me? I am a FORMER LADIES WORLD CHAMPION! Who are you but some little gold-digger latching onto men like my Al Snow and Brian Pillman?

“I challenge you to a CATFIGHT, NEXT WEEK HERE ON TNT! Toni Adams, you want to get physical with SENSATIONAL SHERRI? Then lets get physical, because I am gonna show you who the real queen of wrestling is, BITCH!

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Jim: “Fans, once again Eddie Guererro and Love Machine have sent a video of their visit to the University of Michigan, and Bob, I don’t know, I think all these insulting videos will do is make the Steiners even angrier than these two teams meet at HOTTER THAN HELL!

Bob: “Los Gringos Locos just dig that hole deeper and deeper, Jim!

Jim: “Nevertheless, lets go once again to Los Gringos Locos as they visit the University of Michigan!


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Eddie: “Hello once again, wrestling fans. Over the last two weeks, we exposed two things about the Steiner Brothers alma mater, the University of Michigan: first, it’s a slum. Second, the education here is second rate.

“But if there is one thing EVERY college should have going for it, despite the low quality of the campus, or the crappy educational standards, it’s the PARTYING!

“So, Love Machine and I are here at the University of Michigan to check out some of the best parties! Are you ready, Machine?

Machine: “Lets paint the town red, bro!
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Eddie and Love Machine are standing outside a bar.

Love Machine: “Well, here we are, Party Central of the University of Michigan! Let’s see what is happening inside!

Eddie and Machine step inside . . . . .an almost empty bar!

There’s one old, methed out, toothless dude sitting at the bar, and Eddie and Machine sit on either side of him.

Eddie: “Hey man, I hear Michigan is a big party school, what is THIS?

Barfly: “Howdy, fellers I am Skeeter, welcome to Ann Arbor, Michigan!

Eddie: “Did you go to Michigan?

Barfly: “Well, yessiree, I not only did, but I am professor at the University of Michigan!

Eddie; “Really? Were Rick and Scott Steiner ever in any of your lasses?

Barfly: “Well, yes they were! They FLUNKED out of each one!

Machine: “Hey Eddie, this place is a total drag. Hey, pal any good frat parties around here?

Barfly: “Well, sure there is one right down the street!

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Eddie: “Well, here we are, this is supposed to be the wildest frat at Michigan, Machine!

Machine: “Lets check it out, it can’t be any worse than that other place!
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A SENIOR CITIZEN POLKA DANCE!

Eddie and Love Machine hold their ears as blue hairs dance in pairs around them!

Love Machine: “This is AWFUL, dude! I mean, there aren’t even any CHICKS at this frat party!

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Woman: “HEY THERE, sexy fella! Looking for a GOOD TIME?

Eddie and Love Machine: “AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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“But, Machine, there is always the FAMOUS University of Michigan Athletics Department! The famous Wolverines! Next week, we are going to visit the pride and joy of the Steiners legacy: the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN WRESTLING TEAM, NEXT WEEK HERE ON COLLISION!
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Jim: “Well, I think anyone with half a brain can get that that was NOT the University of Michigan ladies and gentlemen, but nevertheless, Eddie Guererro and Love Machine continue to take cheap shots at the Steiner Brothers leading to their AAA World Title match at Hotter than Hell. We will be right back!
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Jim: “Fans what a night this has been lets go now to Gary Michael Cappetta!
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“Coming down the aisle, from Stone Mountain, Georgia . . JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS!
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TITO SANTANA V JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS

TITO uses the his Latino temper to his advantage, throwing Jake the Snake form pillar to post, and has control most of the match, but thanks to Jake's guile, he traps Tito into a DDT, AND LANDS IT, AND COVERS TITO:
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BUT WAIT, IT’S THREE ON ONE, AND TITO SANTANA IS INCAPACITATED, GAGGING UP BLOOD! GARY HARTS EVIL BROOD PUTS THE BOOTS AND DESTROY STING! IT’S ALL OVER FOR ALL THE LITTLE STINGERS UNTIL, WAIT!
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Jake: “FANS, THE STINGER AND THE GIANT ARE UNITED! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT WEEK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION! SEE YOU THEN!






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STING WINS BATTLE ROYALE

STAN HANSEN DEF. BUTCH REED

TERRY GORDY DEF. ONE MAN GANG

HEAVENLY BODIES DEF. LA PARKA + MASAHIRO CHONO

AL SNOW DEF. BRIAN PILLMAN

LOS GRINGOS LOCOS DEF. FANTASTICS

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
GREAT MUTA DREW STEVE WILLIAMS, 45:00

[jackknight]

El said:

UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION
LIVE FROM THE LAKEFRONT CENTER IN NEW ORLEANS
July 27, 1994 8-9PM LOCAL TIME
SHOWN LIVE 9-10PM EST ON TNT

ANNOUNCERS:
JIM ROSS AND BOB CAUDLE, CHRIS CRUISE WITH INTERVIEWS

RING ANNOUNCER:
GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

PRE-BROADCAST DARK MATCHES:

BLACK BART DEF. TIM HORNER

MIKE ENOS + WAYNE BLOOM DEF. JEFF FARMER + MASA CHONO








Jim Ross: “UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION IS ON THE AIR and we are LESS THAN ONE MONTH AWAY FROM HOTTER THAN HELL, LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW FROM ST. LOUIS!

“Right now lets go to the ring where CHRIS CRUISE IS STANDING BY!
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Chris: “New Orleans, UWF WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION IS LOVE ON TNT, LET THE WORLD HEAR YOU!

THE FANS GO NUTS!

Chris: “At this time, led to the ring by GARY HART, please welcome by guests at this time: the UWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONS BARBARIAN . . . AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION . .. THE GREEEEEEAT MUTA!



THE FANS BOO MUTA OUT OF THE BUILDING! “WE WANT STING” CHANTS BREAK OUT!

Chris: “Well, Mr. Hart, it’s the moment we have been waiting for. Hotter than Hell is less than one month away, and Sting has said he will agree to ANY type of match, any type of stipulation, for that UWF WORLD TITLE BELT. What say you, sir?

Gary: “I say Sting? You have just signed your DEATH WARRANT! Sting do you not understand that you have finally fallen into the trap of the Great Muta?

“Any type of match. Well, that suits the Great Muta just fine, Sting. And we are willing to grant that stipulation.
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Gary: “I have no idea, Crispy Cruiser.
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Gary: “There’s no need. See, neither I NOR the Great Muta have ANY IDEA what type of match will take place between him and Sting. The reason is because . . . . . the match will be decided . . . . .


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HART POINTS TO THE UNIVERSATRON AS A VIDEO PLAYS:



(OK THE SAME VIDEO, BUT WITH STING V MUTA!)


Gary: “That’s right Sting, the WHEEL is back! And I can guarantee you and these people the Coal Miners Glove Match is NOT ON IT! August 21, Sting, you will get exactly what you asked for: any match . . .any match that is on the wheel . . Sting? Are you ready to SPIN THE WHEEL . . . AND MAKE THE DEAL?

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HE HEADS TO THE RINGSIDE where he handed a mike by Gary Michael Capetta, AND GARY HART AND HIS BROOD DON’T LOOK HAPPY! MUTA LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS STING TO COME IN AND FIGHT!


Sting: “Gary Hart tell your man to save it for Hotter than Hell! Spin the Wheel Make the Deal huh? I’ve been down that road before, Gary Hart, but never with the UWF title on the line! I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE!

“Just one thing, pal. I’ve done the Wheel before. I know what its like to walk into an arena not knowing what type of match you are getting yourself into. But Muta has NOT. And I say . . that GIVES ME THE ADVANTAGE!

“One final thing, it looks like me and the big man have some unfinished business from last week. But I’m not the matchmaker around here. BUT THIS MAN IS!
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Bill: “First I am officially sanctioning your Spin the Wheel Make the Deal stipulation, Gary Hart. But based on what happened last week, I am ordering a match . . . .
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HERE COMES THE GIANT GONZALES, WHO LUMBERS TO THE RING, AND WITH STING, THEY INVADE THE RING AS MUTA, BARBARIAN AND HART BAIL, GONZALES AND STING TAKE OVER THE RING!

Jim: “FANS WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER TONIGHT ON COLLISION, STING AND THE GIANT GONZALES VERSUS BARBARIAN AND ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER!

Bob: “Anything can happen with that match, Jim!

Jim: “As we await the principles for the first match, lets take a look now at a wrestler who will make his UWF debut at Hotter than Hell . . . . . WAYLON MERCY!
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Jim: “A big win for Paul Roma in his UWF debut, Paul Roma looks sharper than ever, with an all new positive attitude! We will be right back!
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CONTROL CENTER! With Chris Cruise!

Chris: “You are right indeed Jim Ross because the announcement can now be made . . .THE NEW ZEALAND SHEEPHERDERS get what they want, a UWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH against Doc and Gordy at UWF HOTTER THAN HELL, LIVE EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY PER VIEW AUGUST 21 FROM ST. LOUIS! This will be one of three exciting tag team matches as The Steiner Brothers defend their AAA belts against Los Gringos Locos, and the Fantastics and the Heavenly Bodies will also meet at Hotter than Hell.

“But as you heard at the top of the program, it is official, THE GREAT MUTA WILL MEET STING in the third of their matches for the UWF World Heavyweight title but with a new twist: the match will be determined by the spin of a wheel, as we can now call this pay per view Hotter than Hell: SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL!

“At Hotter than Hell, Sting will spin a giant wheel with 8 matches on it, and I can tell everyone two things right now: the coal miners glove match OFF the wheel, and can also announce the first two of the 8 matches:

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“What other 6 matches will the wheel reveal? We will have two more for you next week on the HOTTER THAN HELL: SPIN THE WHEEL MAKE THE DEAL CONTROL CENTER!
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Chris: “I am now joined by a man who is a veteran of the Spin the Wheel match, and who will be watching tonight’s main event between Sting, the Giant Gonzales, Barbarian and Abdullah the Butcher very closely, Jake “The Snake" Roberts, and speaking of snakes, Mr. Roberts, I see this bag, don’t you realize that Bill Watts was very clear: SNAKES ARE BANNED FROM THE UWF!

Jake: “Crispy Cruiser, my man, I fully understand what Bill Watts said, but let me ask you a question: are bags not allowed?

Chris: “No but . .

Jake: “That’s right, no, bags are not banned form the UWF. Now that begs the question . . .what is in this bag? Why, it could be nothing. It sure is not a snake, TRUST ME. But what is in this bag, Sting . . . . . is going to tear the heart out of your soul . .. and the contents of this bag? I don’t know. I might reveal it tonight. I might reveal it next week. Or I might just wait until Hotter than Hell. Heh heh he . . .hah hahahah!

Chris: “I don’t like the sound of that! Jim back to you!

Jim: “What is that demon up to? Lets go to the ring to Gary Michael Capetta!
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SENSATIONAL SHERRI V TONI ADAMS

The bell rings and its all Sherri, she is a former world heavyweight ladies champion and she throws poor Toni from one end of the ring to the other!

Toni tries to fight back however and scratches and claws at Sherri, but Sherri’s evil tactics takes Toni back down to the mat, and Sherri grabs Toni’s hair and throws her across the ring, and really punishes her!

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SHERRI PULLS TONI UP AGAIN! THE REF ARGUES WITH SHERRI, AND SHERRI GRABS THE REF BY THE LAPELS, AND THE REF PUSHES SHERRI OFF OF HIM, AND OVER TONI, WHO SCHOOLBOYS SHERRI, THE REF FLIES OVER FOR THE COUNT:

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TONI ADAMS PINS SENSATIONAL SHERRI!
TONI ADAMS PINS SENSATIONAL SHERRI!
TONI ADAMS PINS SENSATIONAL SHERRI!

SHERRI CANT BELIEVE IT! IN A RAGE, SHE PICKS UP POOR TONI BY THE HAIR, AND SPINS HER AROUND THE RING, AND PULLS OUT A TUFT OF HAIR! SHE THEN GOES OVER TO A STUNNED TONI, SCRATCHES OUT HER EYES, AND PULLS OUT HER HAIR!

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ITS BRIAN PILLMAN! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GETS BETWEEN SHERRI AND TONI, AND BEGS SHERRI TO STOP! SHERRI SLAPS BRIAN!

BRIAN CANT TAKE ANYMORE, AND SHERRI GOES TO SLAP HIM AGAIN, BRIAN STOPS HER, AND HOLDS HER WRIST!

WAIT, BRIAN BEHIND YOU!


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AL SNOW! ON THE TOP ROPE!

HE GOES FOR A FLYING AXE HANDLE!
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.HE MISSES, AND KNOCKS OUT SHERRI! WHAT A MISCUE, AND BRIAN TAKES TONI, AND HELPS HER TO THE BACK! TONI MIGHT HAVE LOST SOME HAIR, BUT SHE SCORED A HUGE UPSET VICTORY OVER SHERRI IN TONIGHT’S CATFIGHT HERE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT COLLISION!

Jim: “A big win for Toni! Good for her! Fans, lets take one finals look at Los Gringos Locos and they visit the Steiner Brothers alma mater, THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!
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Eddie and Love Machine are once again wearing Ohio State tee shirts.

Eddie Guererro: “Hello wrestling fans. Over the past few weeks we have learned so much about the Steiner Brothers and the University of Michigan. We have learned that their campus is a dump; their educational standards are a joke; and worst of all, Michigan, as it turns out, was a lame party school..

“But all that aside, forget campus, grades and parties me and Love Machine have heard and read so much about the University of Michigan and their vaunted football and wrestling programs! So here we are outside the University of Michigan’s wrestling gym, and we have come here to personally challenge the University of Michigan’s BEST wrestlers to take on us, Eddie Guererro and Love Machine, on the mat.

“You ready Machine?

Love Machine: “Lets see what all the hype is about Eddie!
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Eddie and Love Machine walk out on wrestling mats surrounded by . . . .
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OK, these are definitely wrestlers . . . .



. . but are they from the University of Michigan?

Eddie: “OK you big tough ‘Michigan’ wrestlers, let's see what you got!

Kid: “Excuse me sir, are you going wear safety head gear?

Love Machine: “No, were not pansies like Rick Steiner! Now COME ON!

One of the kids shrugs his shoulders and locks up with Eddie. He holds his own for a few seconds, but then Eddie picks him up and throws him to the mat!

Eddie: “Ha hah! This is all you got? Come on, you Wolverine WORMS! Show me some competition! Look, I’ll even get in the refs position!

Another kid volunteers and gets behind Eddie . . . HE RIDES EDDIE! GO, GO GO!

But Eddie has a big smile on his face, and he is obviously fooling with the youngster, who looks like he weights 120 pounds soaking wet, then spins out from under him, standing switch, and catches the kid in a FULL NELSON!

Kid #2 on the sidelines: “Yo bro, you can’t use that move in amateur wrestling! Half nelsons only!

Eddie refuses to let the kid go! WHAT A BULLY!

“Hey you, with the mouth! Step on up with Love Machine here!
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Eddie throws the kid down and the kid #2 gamely puts his headgear on and goes in the referee’s position. Love Machine gets behind, and hand it to the kid, he spins and works hard but look at Love Machine!

He jumps up, lets the kid go, then gets right on top of him again, and does this three times, humiliating the poor bastard!

A video montage is shown of the Los Gringos Locos bullying the high schoolers on the mat. DISGUSTING.
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Eddie: “Hah ha, you GOTTA be kidding? THIS is the world famous Michigan wrestling team that we have heard so much about? THIS is where the feared big bad Steiners come from? THIS IS A JOKE!

Eddie: “All right you little punks, one more spar and we are put of here, because frankly, me and Love Machine are BORED. If there’s any of you left who we haven’t destroyed!

Both Eddie and Love Machine get into the referees position, when from behind, putting their fingers up their lips to shush the kids its:
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RICK AND SCOTT STEINER! ;D ;D

RICK AND SCOTT STEINER TIPPY TOE UP BEHIND LOS GRINGOS LOCOS!

Eddie: “Come on you WIMPS! Come take your licking like men!
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With that Scott and Rick get behind Eddie and Love Machine. . . CINCH UP:

EDDIE AND LOVE MACHINE IMMEDIATELY KNOW THEY ARE IN TROUBLE, AS THEY STRUGGLE BUT CANT GET OUT, AND SCOTT AND RICK BOTH PICK UP LOS GRINGOS LOCOS SIMULTANEOUSLY, AND LAUNCH HIGH VERTICAL SUPLEXES ON BOTH, RIGHT ON TO THE MAT! OUCH!

THE KIDS ALL CHEER AS EDDIE AND MACHINE CRAWL AWAY, AND THEN CHANT “MICHIGAN! MICHIGAN! MICHIGAN!” AS SCOTT AND RICK REACH INTO A BAG, AND HAND OUT MICHIGAN WOLVERINES TEE SHIRTS TO THE KIDS!
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Loud, pulsating heavy metal music plays as a mysterious figure with long hair runs back and forth across the screen out of fog, and into darkness!

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Jim: “Well, I certainly hoped that Eddie Guererro and Love Machine learned their lesson from the Steiner Brothers: YOU DON’T MAKE FUN OF the Steiner Brothers OR THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN! Its time for this week’s main event, and for that we go to GARY MICHAEL CAPETTA!


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Gary Michael Capetta LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, this tag team match is scheduled for ONE FALL!



Gary introduces ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER AND THE BARBARIAN, LED TO THE RING BY BOTH SLICK AND GARY HART!
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“And wrestling fans accompanying the 8-0” tall Giant Gonzales is . . . . STIIIING!

STING + THE GIANT GONZALES V THE BARBARIAN + ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER w/Gary Hart + Slick
Jim: “So much intrigue as it relates to that man, Sting, as he heads to a date with destiny with The Great Muta for the UWF World heavyweight title August 21 at Hotter than Hell. What match will the wheel reveal? What is in that bag that Jake Roberts is carrying around again?

Bob: “Jake Roberts is risking getting on the wrong side of Bill Watts with that bag, Jim, but the bottom line is if there is no snake in it, there’s little Bill can do!

Sting starts with Barbarian, then Sting tags to Gonzales, who claws at Barbarian, Barbarian wants nothing to do with the behemoth, so he tags to Butcher!

Gonzales is able to bull Butcher around, but Butcher manages to karate thrust Giants neck, and pounds him, then tags to Barbarian, who NOW wants a piece of the Giant, dishes some punishment, Giant then tags to Sting, Barbarian gets some good licks in on the Stinger, who then tags out to Butcher again, and the Butcher is destroying Sting with martial arts!

Jim: “Abdullah the Butcher holds the world record for being banned in over 40 states throughout his illustrious wrestling career, he is so dangerous in that ring!

But watch the Stinger! He fights back, stuns Abby with the Stinger splash and gets the Giant Gonzales to tag in, and now its time for the Giant Gonzales to get his revenge on Butcher and Slick, and takes Butcher down to one knee with a nerve hold!

BARBARIAN COMES IN, AND CLOTHESLINES THE KNEELING GIANT, AND STING COMES IN, AND FOREARM SMASH TO THE BARBARIAN, AND FANS, THE REFEREE IS LOSING CONTROL OF THIS ONE, AS THE BUTCHER TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAOS TO PULL A FOREIGN OBJECT OUT OF HIS TIGHTS, AND BATTER GIANT GONZALES WITH IT!

The ref finally gets Sting and Barbarian back to their corners, but Giant Gonzales is in a bad way, gasping for air as the Butcher keeps nailing his throat with that foreign object!

Finally, Gonzales manages to lumber over and get a tag from Sting! Sting is a ball of fire, and pounds Butcher, forcing him to tag, and Sting cannot be denied! He throws Barbarian from pillar to post, then:

STINGER SPLASH, BARBARIAN GOES DOWN, AND STING CINCHES THE UWF TELEVISION CHAMPION UP FOR THE SCORPION DEATH LOCK, ABBY RUNS IN TO MAKE THE SAVE, GONZALES STOPS HIM, THEY BRAWL, WHEN WHAT IS THIS AT RINGSIDE!
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ITS JAKE ROBERTS: WITH THE BAG!

HE TEASES STING WITH IT, OPENING IT, INVITING STING TO TAKE A LOOK, STING JUST CINCHES THE HOLD ON HARDER, UNTIL . .
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JAKE ROBERTS SPITS AT STING!

STING CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND GOES AFTER ROBERTS, BUT BUTCHER IS LOOSE AND SUNDAYS STING FROM BEHIND, AND WORKS HIM OVER WITH THAT FOREIGN OBJECT, AS JAKE ROBERTS SMILES, closes up the bag and walks away!

Jim: “What IS that sinister mastermind up to anyway? What is in that bag!

WAIT! IN THE RING, as the ref gets Giant Gonzales back to his corner, STING FIGHTS BACK! HE HAS THE FOREIGN OBJECT, AND USES IT ON BUTCHER! BUTCHER FALLS DOWN, BUT BARBARIAN IS BEHIND STING, AXE HANDLE HIGH IN THE AIR, STING, USING HIS SELF DEFENSE INSTINCTS, USES THE FOREIGN OBJECT TO DEFEND HIM SELF TOO, AND THE REF SEES IT AND RINGS THE BELL, THIS WILL BE A DQ!

FANS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER PRACTICALLY HAD THAT THING TAPED TO HIS HAND THE ENTIRE MATCH, BUT STING USES IT TWICE, AND LOSES! STING FIGHTS FIRE WITH FIRE, BUT GETS BURNED IN THE END!

Barbarian and Abby roll out of the ring, licking their wounds, as Giant Gonzales pats Sting on the back, as Sting gives up the foreign object and comes clean to the ref, because that the kind of guy Sting is!

Meanwhile, in the aisle, JAKE ROBERT IS TILL THERE, SMILING AND POINTING TO THE BAG, AND STING SEES HIM, COMES TO THE ROPES, AND YOU CAN SEE STING MOUTHING TO JAKE THE SNAKE, PROMISING THAT THIS IS NOT OVER!

Jim: “The sadistic Jake Roberts continues to play mind games with Sting, but I have a feeling one day, its all gonna backfire on the man from Stone Mountain Georgia, we shall see! GOOD NIGHT FROM NEW ORLEANS, SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY NIGHT, SAME TIME, HERE ON TNT!
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POST SHOW DARK MATCHES:

BUTCH REED DEF. SCOTT NORTON

STAN HANSEN DEF. VAN HAMMER

EDDIE GUERERRO + LOVE MACHINE COR THE FANTASTICS

BRIAN PILLMAN P AL SNOW

AAA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
RICK + SCOTT STEINER DREW HEAVENLY BODIES, 30:00

DR. DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS DEF. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS

UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
THE GREAT MUTA DEF. TERRY GORDY



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