GWF May 1994 - 5/7 & 5/14

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ChicagoMario said:

This show was taped in the Sportatorium on May 3rd, shown on local channels weekend of May 6-May 8. All ring introductions and announcing is done by Scott Hudson at ringside.


Global Wrestling Federation Theme





Scott Hudson and The Honky Tonk Man are backstage (think old school ECW Joey Styles in front of an ECW Flag, instead these guys are in front of a GWF Flag)


Scott Hudson: “Wrestling fans, words cannot describe what has happened, and instead of even trying, we are just going to have to show you.”





Global Heavyweight Champion Razor Ramon defeats “California Studd” Rod Price w/Terri and Louie Spicolli in a Ladder Match to retain the title (37:55 only the last 7 minutes shown). Ramon and Price are on the top of the ladder trading punches, Spicolli tries to jump in the ring since it is no DQ but Dick Slater appears and knocks Spicolli down! Ramon is finally able to knock Price off the top of the ladder and grab both Global Titles!!!!

After the match Price and Spicolli try to attack Ramon but Ramon and Slater fight them off. Slater and Ramon shake hands and then Slater calls for a microphone.



Dick Slater: “Razor, congratulations on becoming the undisputed Champion, and let me ask you something are we friends?”

Razor Ramon: “Sure Chico, we’re friends, you watched Da Bad Guys back, you cool with me.”

Dick Slater: “Then I have a favor to ask, AS A FRIEND, will you give ME a shot at the Global Title?”

Razor Ramon: “Mang, anytime, anyplace, YOU GOT IT!!!”

Ramon shakes Slater’s hand and turns to leave but Slater doesn’t let go of Ramon.

Dick Slater: “Hey Razor…………………….I AIN’T GOT NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


With that Slater hits Ramon with a short arm clothesline!!!!!! Slater then reaches in the pocket of his jeans and pulls out

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A PLASTIC FREEZER BAG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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SLATER PUTS THE BAG OVER RAMON’S HEAD!!!!!! SLATER IS TRYING TO SUFFICATE RAMON WITH THE PLASTIC BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SAVIO VEGA, SCOTT PUTSKI, KEVIN VON ERICH, AND THE GUERREROES ALL RUSH OUT OF THE BACK, SLATER QUICKLY RETREATS THROUGH THE CROWD AND OUT THE FRONT DOOR OF THE SPORTATORIUM!!!!!!!!

RAMON IS LYING IN THE RING TRYING TO BREATHE!!!!!


AD BREAK #1: CALL 1 800 4 GLOBAL AND ORDER YOUR COPY OF GWF:UNIFICATION TODAY!!!! SEE RAZOR RAMON DEFEND THE GLOBAL TITLE AGAINST FORMER CHAMPION ROD PRICE IN A LADDER MATCH!!!! WITNESS DICK SLATER’S SHOCKING BETRAYL!!!! EXPERIENCE THE BRUTALITY OF THE FIRST BLOOD MATCH BETWEEN SAVIO VEGA AND MAXX PAYNE!! PLUS THE GLOBAL TAG TITLES ARE ON THE LINE AS THE FREEBIRDS DEFEND AGAINST THE GUERREROS!!!! ALL THIS AND SKANDAR AKBAR LEADS KIMALA IN A QUEST TO FINISH OFF KEVIN VON ERICH ONCE AND FOR ALL AND TAKE THE AMERICAN TITLE FROM HIM!!! DON’T WAIT ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!!! 1-800-4GLOBAL!!!!!



Scott Hudson: After Dick Slater’s shocking betrayal, the match was signed, Sunday June 5th in the Sportatorium, GWF: RETRIBUTION, Razor Ramon defends the Global Title against Dick Slater!!!!!!


Music from CYPRESS HILL’S LICK A SHOT (INSTURMENTAL) plays over a graphic advertising GWF: RETRIBUTION and the Razor Ramon vs. Dick Slater Global Title Match.



Scene cuts to Jimmy Garvin standing in the ring with a microphone.



Jimmy Garvin: “Now I know, I know all of you came here tonight to see the Freebirds put a beating on those no good dirty Mexicans, The Guerreros, I know you did!!!! But, and I am really sorry about this, but that’s just not going to happen, you see Michael isn’t here!!!! I don’t know what happened to him!!! I’ve tried to call him, I can’t find him and I am a little worried about him man!!!! So I’m going to be leaving here in just a second to go see if I can find him, he may be on the side of the road somewhere hurt!!!!!! And I can’t leave Michael like that!!!! I know all of you understand, and I promise we’ll beat up those Mexicans next time!!!!”



Dutch Mantel, the newly appointed GWF Commissioner Dutch Mantel walks from the locker room and into the ring. Mantel takes the microphone from Jimmy Garvin.


Dutch Mantel: “So you don’t have any idea where Michael Hayes is huh, Jimmy?”

Garvin shakes his head no and yells he’s got to go find him

Dutch Mantel: “Well as GWF Commissioner I have to look out for my wrestlers and I can’t have BOTH my Tag Team Champions lost out on the road somewhere, so I am not going to allow you to leave the building!!!! For your own safety of course, and I ‘ll put a call out to the police and highway patrol, I’m sure they’ll be able to find Michael and get him whatever help he needs. And since you are going to be stuck here anyway, you might as well defend the Global Tag Titles!!!”

Jimmy Garvin: “But….But I don’t have a partner, MICHAEL ISN’T HERE, HE IS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD SOMEWHERE WITH A BROKEN LEG OR SOMETHING MAN!!!!!!! The cops aren’t going to help him man, I gotta go find him!!!! You don’t expect me to fight those dirty Mexicans all by myself do you?? I mean I know I can beat them, but they are dangerous!!! One of them might cut me when I’m not lookin or something!!!”

Dutch Mantel: “What is it you guys are always talking about?? Freebird Rules??? Well, Freebird Rules are in effect for the Global Tag Titles, go make someone a Freebird, I don’t care who and they’ll get to be ½ of the Tag Champions, then you can defend the title right here tonight, good luck finding someone that wants to be a Freebird, and I’ll get that call out to the police right away I promise!!!!”

Garvin is standing shocked and slack jawed in the ring!!!



AD BREAK #2: CALL 1 800 4 GLOBAL AND ORDER YOUR COPY OF GWF:REBIRTH TODAY!!!! GWF RETURNS IN A BIG WAY WHEN KEVIN VON ERICH TEAMS WITH THE TEXAS OUTLAWS AND SCOTT PUTSKI TO TAKE ON SKANDAR AKBAR’S DEVESTATION INC!!!! SAVIO VEGA AND MAXX PAYNE GO TO WAR!!!! THE FREEBIRDS WIN THE GLOBAL TAG TITLES FROM CHAZ TAYLOR AND STEVE DANE!!!! PLUS RAZOR RAMON CRASHES THE PARTY AND DEFEATS ICEMAN PARSONS FOR THE GLOBAL TITLE!!!!! CALL 1-800-4-GLOBAL TODAY AND ORDER YOUR COPY OF GWF: REBIRTH!!!!!






American Champion Kevin Von Erich defeated Kimala w/Skandar Akbar (12:13 7:00 shown) after Kimala missed a splash from the top rope and then Kevin hit one of his own. Akbar tried to attack Kevin after the match and Kevin locked the Iron Claw on Akbar. Moadib came out to the ring and he and Kevin ended up brawling. Moadib hit the Plunge (double underhook powerbomb) on Kevin and left him lying in the ring as he left with Akbar

Scott Hudson: “Honky, I’m going to tell you right now that Moadib is a force to be reckoned with.”

Honky Tonk Man: “Kevin Von Erich may’ve been able to defend his title against Kimala, but if he has to face Moadib, he ain’t gonna be able to hold onto the belt, that’s for damn sure.”



Kevin Von Erich suddenly appears.


Kevin Von Erich: “Oh really? Is that what you think? Both of you? Well my daddy didn’t raise no coward, Moadib, you want a shot at this American Title? Well you may have laid me out after my match with Kimala, but let’s see how you do when you gotta face me one on one, face to face!!!! I’ll see you on June 5th IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!!!!

Music from CYPRESS HILL’S LICK A SHOT (INSTURMENTAL) plays over a graphic advertising GWF: RETRIBUTION and the Razor Ramon vs. Dick Slater Global Title Match, and another graphic saying that Kevin Von Erich has challenged Moadib!!!

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Skandar Akbar is standing in the ring.

Skandar Akbar: “After Kimala EMBARRASED Devestation Inc, after he allowed Kevin Von Erich to lay his hands on ME!!! I have FIRED Kimala from Devestation Inc!!! I will not tolerate losers!!!!! But all is not lost, Devestation Inc. is still strong because the CROWN JEWEL has finally arrived, has finally returned to The Sportatprium to destroy everyone and everything in his path. Now tremble in fear to BAM BAM BIGELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



White Zombie - More Human Than Human





Bam Bam Bigelow defeats Jumping Joey Maggs with a over the shoulder reverse piledriver (3:02 Entire match shown) Bigelow dominated Maggs from bell to bell showing he will be a force to be reckoned with here in the GWF




Scott Hudson and HTM are in front of the GWF Flag.

Scott Hudson: “Bam Bam Bigelow has a most impressive debut here in GWF Honky.”

HTM: “Akbar was right to fire Kamala, and now Bam Bam is gonna bring the Global Title to Devestation Inc. I just know it!!”

Scott Hudson: “Let’s bring Skandar Akbar, Bam Bam Bigelow and Moadib in here and see what Akbar has to say to Kevin Von Erich’s challenge!”






Skandar Akbar: “Von Erich wants to challenge Moadib??? Von Erich really wants to get in the ring with a man who made him look like a fool?? He must be suffering from some sort of brain damage!!! Von Erich, you challenge has been heard and IS ACCEPTED!!!! JUNE 5TH IN THE SPORTATORIUM, THE AMERICAN TITLE WILL BE MINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Show goes black







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ChicagoMario said:

This show was taped in the Sportatorium on May 3rd, shown on local channels weekend of May 13-May 15. All ring introductions and announcing is done by Scott Hudson at ringside.


Global Wrestling Federation Theme




Lowrider (War)



Hector and Mando Guerrero are on their way to the ring as LOWRIDER BY WAR in Spanish plays!!!

Scott Hudson: “Welcome to Global Wrestling, we are already off and running, and while the Guerreroes are headed to the ring, I have heard that Michael Hayes still isn’t in the building, and Honky do you have any idea if Jimmy Garvin as found a partner?”

Honky Tonk Man: “HE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO FIND A PARTNER SCOTT HUDSON!!!!! What Dutch Mantel has done is a travesty!!!!! He is forcing Garvin to wrestle when Garvin’s best friend is missing somewhere!!!!!


Bad Street, USA by Michael Hayes / UniversalWrestling.com





Jimmy Garvin walks to the ring alone and he looks concerned. He is given the microphone by Scott Hudson at ringside.

Jimmy Garvin: “I STILL CAN’T FIND MICHAEL!!!! I DUNNO WHERE HE IS, I DUNNO WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM AND INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIND HIM I GOTTA WRESTLE THESE DIRTY STINKIN GREASY MEXICANS!!!!! Well you two aren’t going to be able to gang up on me, Dutch Mantel said it’s Freebird Rules, and to “find someone who wanted to be a Freebird.” Well I didn’t have to find anyone jack!!!!! There is still another Bird here in the GWF!!! THE BLACK BIRD ICEMAN PARSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Iceman Parson walks down and stands with Garvin.

Iceman Parson: “You might have stole my Global Title, but now look at who’s holding the Tag Team Title!! “

Scott Hudson : “When we come back we’ll have the Tag Title match!!”

AD BREAK#1: CALL 1 800 4 GLOBAL AND ORDER YOUR COPY OF GWF:UNIFICATION TODAY!!!! SEE RAZOR RAMON DEFEND THE GLOBAL TITLE AGAINST FORMER CHAMPION ROD PRICE IN A LADDER MATCH!!!! WITNESS DICK SLATER’S SHOCKING BETRAYL!!!! EXPERIENCE THE BRUTALITY OF THE FIRST BLOOD MATCH BETWEEN SAVIO VEGA AND MAXX PAYNE!! PLUS THE GLOBAL TAG TITLES ARE ON THE LINE AS THE FREEBIRDS DEFEND AGAINST THE GUERREROS!!!! ALL THIS AND SKANDAR AKBAR LEADS KIMALA IN A QUEST TO FINISH OFF KEVIN VON ERICH ONCE AND FOR ALL AND TAKE THE AMERICAN TITLE FROM HIM!!! DON’T WAIT ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!!! 1-800-4-GLOBAL!!!!!

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Hector and Mando Guerrero defeated Global Tag Team Champions Jimmy Garvin and Iceman Parsons (Sub for Michael Hayes) by Disqualification (15:02 10:00 shown) when Hector Guerrero hit a Frgo Splash on Garvin and had him pinned, before the referee could finish the count, Michael Hayes appeared from the crowd, jumped into the ring and interrupted the count, forcing the disqualification. Hayes, Garvin and Parsons then escaped to the back with the Tag Titles


AD BREAK #2: CALL 1 800 4 GLOBAL AND ORDER YOUR COPY OF GWF:REBIRTH TODAY!!!! GWF RETURNS IN A BIG WAY WHEN KEVIN VON ERICH TEAMS WITH THE TEXAS OUTLAWS AND SCOTT PUTSKI TO TAKE ON SKANDAR AKBAR’S DEVESTATION INC!!!! SAVIO VEGA AND MAXX PAYNE GO TO WAR!!!! THE FREEBIRDS WIN THE GLOBAL TAG TITLES FROM CHAZ TAYLOR AND STEVE DANE!!!! PLUS RAZOR RAMON CRASHES THE PARTY AND DEFEATS ICEMAN PARSONS FOR THE GLOBAL TITLE!!!!! CALL 1-800-4-GLOBAL TODAY AND ORDER YOUR COPY OF GWF: REBIRTH!!!!!



Camera footage shows Hayes, Garvin and Parsons in the locker room laughing and celebrating what they just did. When GWF Commissioner Dutch Mantell shows up.



Dutch Mantell: “You guys think you pulled a fast one didn’t you?”



Michael Hayes: “I don’t know what you are talking about Mr. Commish!!! I had FOUR FLAT TIRES and couldn’t get here!!!!”

The Birds all start laughing, but Mantell isn’t amused.

Dutch Mantell: “Oh that’s real funny, really funny, I got a funny one too, let’s see if you laugh. I AM STRIPPING YOU OF THE GLOBAL TAG TEAM TITLE!!!!!!! You best make sure you turn those belts in to my office by tomorrow morning, or else you ain’t gonna get a chance to ever regain them!!!!”

Michael Hayes: “WHAT!!! WHAT!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MAN?!?!?! WE’RE THE FREEBIRDS!!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO US!!!!”

Mantell doesn’t bother listening and just walks away as the Birds fume.


Cut to Scott Hudson and Honky Tonk Man in front of the GWF Flag.




Scott Hudson: “Honky, the Global Tag Titles are vacant!!!!”

HTM: “That was bull Hudson, even you have to admit that. I thought Dutch Mantell was just drunk on Wild Turkey, but it’s obvious the old coot is drunk on power AND Wild Turkey!!!!”

Scott Hudson: “We have been informed that at Retribution, June 5, 1994, a tag team tournament will be held to decide the newest Champions. 6 Teams will compete and The Freebirds and The Guerreroes will receive first round byes!!!! Hey Honky, you going to try and find a partner and take a shot at the belts? I bet Moondog Spot is free!”

HTM: “Very funny Hudson.”


Music from CYPRESS HILL’S LICK A SHOT (INSTURMENTAL) plays over a graphic advertising GWF: RETRIBUTION and the Global Tag Title Tournament, then a graphic for Razor Ramon vs. Dick Slater Global Title Match, and another graphic for the Kevin Von Erich vs. Moadib American Title Match!


AD BREAK #3: CALL 1-800-4-GLOBAL TO GET YOUR GLOBAL WRESTLING FEDERATION T SHIRT!!!! TERRI RUNNELS IS LYING ON A BED WITH NOTHING BUT AN OVERSIZED GWF T SHIRT ON. TERRI: “IF I CAN’T WEAR MY GWF T SHIRT, I WON’T WEAR ANYTHING.”CALL 1-800-4-GLOBAL FOR YOU GWF T SHIRT TODAY!!!!

VIDEO REPLAY: Moadib attacking Kevin Von Erich after Von Erich defeated Kimala and dropping Von Erich with the Plunge.

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Moadib w/Skandar Akbar defeats Scott Putski (5:07 entire match shown) Putski nails Moadib with with Polish Hammer, but Moadib no sells it and obliterates Putski by tossing the young strong man around the ring before pinning him with The Plunge


Scott Hudson: “Moadib will be facing Kevin Von Erich for the American Title at Retribution!!! Let’s bring Kevin in right now. Kevin I know you were able to defeat Kimala and you have faced some of the biggest and baddest men in the history of this sport, but we also saw what Moadib did to you after your match with Kimala. Do you think you can hold onto the title on June 5th?”



Kevin Von Erich: “I said it last week Scott, and I will say it again this week, my daddy didn’t raise no coward!!! I am the Last Survivor. I am all that’s left standing of the Von Erich Legacy and I will not go quietly into the night!! Moadib you are big, you are bad and nasty, but I have beat men like Terry Gordy, Abdullah The Butcher and the legendary Bruiser Brody and they were big, bad and nasty too!!! June 5th, Retribution I’m gonna add you name to the list of monsters I have slain!!!”

Music from CYPRESS HILL’S LICK A SHOT (INSTURMENTAL) plays over a graphic advertising GWF: RETRIBUTION and the Global Tag Title Tournament, then a graphic for Razor Ramon vs. Dick Slater Global Title Match, and another graphic for the Kevin Von Erich vs. Moadib American Title Match!


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The Pitt Bulls with Tori Powers defeat Little Guido and El Dandy (1:19 entire match shown) The Pitt Bulls pin El Dandy when they hit him with the Super Bomb, Little Guido is tossed out of the ring by the Pitt Bulls initial charge and jus throws his hands in the air and walks to the back, abandoning his partner.

Scott Hudson: “The Pitt Bulls have arrived Honky, and they are in the Tag Team Tournament!! They are going to be a hard team to beat!!”

Honky Tonk Man: “And that Tori girl is nice to look at Hudson.”

Scott Hudson: “Next week, we will get an update on the condition of Global Champion Razor Ramon who lost consciousness when he was choked with a plastic bag by Dick……………………….Slater. What do you want Mr. Slater?”



Dick Slater wanders into the picture

Dick Slater: “You best take that bass out your voice when you talk to me boy. I just wanted to hear an update on Ramon. “

Scott Hudson: “Why should you even care? You are the one that put him there after pretending to be his friend!!!”

Dick Slater: “I didn’t pretend to be nothing!! I never told Ramon we were friends, I ain’t got no friends!!!! I helped him cause I felt like it, then I decided I wanted that belt he has and I did what I felt like doing then. Ain’t my fault he thought we were buddies or something. Ramon, on June 5th in the Sportatorium, I don’t know what is gonna happen, I don’t know what I’m going to do to you, cause I never know what’s gonna happen. But I want that Global Title you wear around your waist and when I want something I take it.”


(OK you remember those Pulp Fiction Promos in ECW? Well we are going to do that here, but instead of Pulp Fiction music we are going to use Rage Against the Machine’s WAKE UP ran Instrumental of it, song will change from time to time tho)

Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (Instrumental)





Teri, Rod Price and Louie Spicolli are standing in the locker room

Teri: “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LOST THE LADDER MATCH!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!! I DON’T STAY WITH LOSERS!!!!!! YOU TWO BETTER WIN THIS TAG TOURNAMENT AND BRING ME THOSE BELTS IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ME AROUND!!!!!!”

Rod Price: “Don’t worry Teri baby, those belts are as good as ours!”

Teri: “Oh they better be Rod, they better be.”


Cut to Dutch Mantell on the phone behind his desk



Dutch Mantell: “Yes…yes sir…I am glad you are taking me up on my invitation. June 5th, the plane tickets will be waiting for you…….yes sir, yes I do think this is going to SHOCK THE WORLD!!!!”

Cut to The Guerreros



Mando: “FREEBIRDS!!! We had you punks beat!!!!”

Hector: “Hayes, Garvin, on June 5th we are going to beat you two and go onto the finals and beat whoever is waiting for us there and take what we should already have, the Global Tag Team Titles. Michael Hayes, you think you pulled a fast one eh esse? We’ll you’ll get what you deserve on June 5th!!”


Cut to Skandar Akbar, Bam Bam Bigelow, Moadib and the Headhunters.



Skandar Akbar: “June 5th will be a banner day for Devastation Inc!!! My Headhunters will win the tag tournament; Moadib will finally destroy Kevin Von Erich and bring me the American Title. And Bam Bam, you will destroy the man who failed me, Kimala!!!”

Bam Bam Bigelow: “That’s right, June 5th the Beast from the East takes care of that failure Kimala. I am going to send you back to Uganda or where the hell it is you are from a broken wreck!! June 5th, Devastation will reign over the GWF!!!”

Skandar Akbar: “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

END SHOW