This show was taped in the Sportatorium on April 11, shown on local channels weekend of April 29-May 1st. All ring introductions and announcing is done by Scott Hudson at ringside.
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Scott Hudson and The Honky Tonk Man are backstage (think old school ECW Joey Styles in front of an ECW Flag, instead these guys are in front of a GWF Flag)
Scott Hudson : “On today’s program, the Global Title is on the line!”
HTM: “Iceman Parsons is going to show Razor Ramon he is a champ and Ramon ain’t nothing more than a CHUMP!”
Scott Hudson: “As we showed last week, Razor Ramon made a surprise entrance into the Sportatorium, Iceman Parsons was not expecting Ramon when he claimed no one in the locker room could beat him. Ramon then showed up once again before the show went off the air and produced a contract to get a shot at the Global Title!!!” (As Hudson is talking about this clips of last week are being shown)
“California Stud” Rod Price, “Loverboy” Louie Spicolli and Teri interrupt, Teri is puffing on a cigar.
Teri blows smoke into Scott Hudson’s face : “What’s a matter Scott, don’t like being blown? Listen here boys, I understand that the Global Title is going to be on the line is that correct?”
HTM: “Why yes ma’am that is correct.”
Teri takes another deep, sensual drag off her cigar and slowly puffs out the smoke: “And my man here, the “California Studd” , the REAL Global Champion is not in that match, is that correct.”
HTM: “Yes ma’am that is also correct”
Scott Hudson: “Now wait a minute, how can you say that this man is the real Global Champion?”
Teri: “Because Scott Hudson, he was in Japan defending the title when the GWF decided to strip him of the title. They had to wait till he was out of the country because they knew no one could take the belt from him, as a matter of fact they never did take the title from him, show them.”
Rod Price reaches into a bag and pulls out a Global Heavyweight Championship Belt.
Teri: “You see, he still has the title, no one ever beat him in the ring for it, so that makes him the REAL Champion. So here is our challenge, to whomever it is that wins the match here today for that fake title belt, you face Rod Price, the California Stud, the REAL Champion in a Ladder Match, May 2, in the Sportatorium. We’ll take that little piece of tin that they are claiming is the Global Championship, and we’ll take the 15 pounds of gold that Rod is holding, which is the real Championship, and we will hang them above the ring and whoever climbs the ladder and takes the belts will be the undisputed Champion. It’ll make for a nice, big fight and I love a nice………………….BIG……........................
DICK?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?.
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DICK SLATER SUDDENLY APPEARS IN THE PICTURE (What? What did you think she was talking about?)
Scott Hudson: “Dick Slater, what are you doing here?”
Dick Slater: “I heard there was going to be a fight Scott Hudson, and I wanted to see it for myself.”
Slater leaves as Price, Spicolli, Teri, Hudson and HTM looked a bit frazzled
AD BREAK #1
Global Heavyweight Title Match: Razor Ramon defeated Iceman Parsons to win the title (25:02 Clipped, 12:00 shown) with the Razor’s Edge. Parsons tried to stay away from Ramon to start. Ramon gets frustrated and Parsons was able to turn that frustration to his advantage. Parsons was in charge early on, but Ramon slowly made a comeback and soon had the Iceman looking for the exit. Parsons slipped out of the Razor’s Edge once and used a reverse DDT to get a close two count. The second time Ramon caught Parsons in the Razor’s Edge there was no escaping it and Ramon walked away with the Global Title!!!AD BREAK #2
After the match, Ramon is standing in the ring celebrating with the title, when Teri leads Louie Spicolli and “California Stud” Rod Price to the ring, Price is carrying his Global Heavyweight Title. Teri has a microphone. She starts to talk to Ramon as she playfully rolls her finger nail around his chest.
Teri: “I guess congratulations are in order, now that you are the ….fake….Global Champion…..but I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you two choices…BAD GUY……One is you can hand that piece of tin over to the “California Stud” over there and come back to my hotel with me where I will make it worth your wild……….or option two, you accept our challenge and face Mr. Price for the title, May 2nd here in the Sportatorium…..in a ladder match……so………….which will it be?”
Ramon thinks for a second
HTM: “WHAT KIND OF A CHOICE IS THAT? RAMON, GIVE UP THE TITLE MAN!!!!”
Scott Hudson: “You would say that.”
Ramon reaches down, grabs Teri by the hair and kisses her!
HTM: “RAMON ISN’T AS DUMB AS HE LOOKS!!!”
Ramon finishes kissing Teri and shoves her back!!!!!!
Razor Ramon: “You want this title mang?
THEN COME GET IT!!!!”
Ramon throws a punch at Price!!!
HTM: “RAMON IS DUMBER THAN HE LOOKS!!!!”
Ramon and Price start to fight but Louie Spicolli backjumps Ramon!!!! It’s a two on one beat down as a scorned Teri screams at them to rip Ramon apart!!!!
Just as all looks hopeless for the new Champion, DICK SLATER slides into the ring and helps Ramon fight off Price and Spicolli!!!!! Slater and Ramon stand tall in the ring as Teri and her boys back pedal to the locker room. Slater and Ramon shake hands.
AD BREAK #3
Scott Hudson and HTM are in front of the GWF Flag like earlier in the show
Scott Hudson: “Can you believe what we just saw Honky?”
HTM: “That Razor Ramon is a damned fool Hudson, a damned fool!!! He could have had a night in PARADISE instead he’s going to be fighting Rod Price in a Ladder Match!”
Scott Hudson: “That’s right, May 3rd at the Sportatorium, Razor Ramon puts his belt up against Rod Price’s belt and claim on the title in a Ladder Match!!! If you haven’t already gotten your tickets, you may be out of luck, but call the number on your screen now and see if you can still join us at the Sportatorium. Plus on May 3rd Skandar Akbar’s monster, the Ugandan Giant Kimala faces the legend, Kevin Von Erich for Kevin’s American Title. (Kevin Von Erich walks into the picture). Kevin, you’ve faced Kimala many times, and you have also had to contend with Skandar Akbar for most of your career, how is this match different from the ones in the past?”
Kevin Von Erich: “It’s different Scott because we are getting older and Skandar is getting more desperate to put me down. I’m the last one standing, I am the last survivor of the Von Erich family. I carry the legacy of my father and my brothers on my back, and I won’t let them down. Akbar wants to destroy me, he wants to destroy the Von Erich Legacy once and for all, May 3rd he and Kimala are going to try and do it, the Ugandan Giant and I will get into the ring and tangle once again. Akbar, Kimala one day I will fall, one day I will lose the American Title, but it won’t be on May 3rd and it won’t be to the likes of you. May 3rd in the Sportatorium, Kimala you may have Akbar and Devistation Inc behind you, but I have the immortal power of the Von Erich Legacy coming with me!!!!”
AD BREAK #4
Hector and Mando Guerrero defeat The Sandman and Tommy Cairo (13:33 6:00 shown) Hector pins Cairo with the Gory Special. The Guerreros and their opponents wrestle extremely different styles, and it ended up being a total knock down drag out street brawl that the Guerreros found a way to come out on top in.
Skandar Akbar and Kimala are backstage
Skandar Akbar: “Von Erich, you talk of a Legacy??? ALL YOU HAVE IS A LEGACY OF DIRT AND REFUSE!!!!! You have nothing Von Erich but a title belt your daddy created years ago and kept finding away to keep it around the waist of his sons. Well your daddy isn’t in charge anymore boy!!!!! Your daddy can’t protect you now!!!! That’s what makes this match different then all the others you have had with Kimala, there is no one to save you!!!! You are all alone Von Erich, and you are going to find out just how alone when Kimala puts you through the mat on May 3RD at the Sportatorium. And you know what I am going to do with that belt when Kimala takes it from you??? I’m going to destroy it Von Erich, and I am going to leave its tattered remains lying, just like the broken tattered remains of the Von Erich Legacy!!!!!”
AD BREAK #5
Global Tag Team Champions Michael Hayes and Jimmy Garvin are standing in the locker room.
Michael Hayes: “Freebird Fantasia is running wild in the Sportatorium again Jimmy Jam!!!! And nothing is going to stop it this time!!!”
Jimmy Garvin: “It’s not our fault that there isn’t a team alive today that can take these belts from us!!!”
Michael Hayes: “Now did I hear right Jimmy Jam? Did I hear that we gotta wrestle a couple of wetbacks? Hector and Mando Guerrero swam across the Gulf again on a truck tire, snuck back into this country like their daddy always used to do, to face us for these belts?”
Jimmy Garvin : “You heard right PS”
Michael Hayes: “Guerreros, you better get back on that tire and start swimming back to Mexico brothers, because if you get in the ring with the Freebirds we are put you out, you dig?”
(OK you remember those Pulp Fiction Promos in ECW? Well we are going to do that here, but instead of Pulp Fiction music we are going to use Van Halen’s
RIGHT NOW an Instrumental of it, song will change from time to time tho)
Right Now (Sample)Savio Vega is standing in the parking lot, holding a garbage can
Savio Vega (head taped up): “Maxx Payne, that’s a good name for you bruddah, cause you gonna be feeling MAX PAIN ON MAY 3RD!!!!! SPORTATORIUM!!!!!! FIRST BLOOD MATCH, I’M GONNA MAKE YOU MY B#@*&” Vega throws the garbage can into a car!!!!
Los Guerreros are standing in the locker room, with Sombreros on.
Hector Guerrero: “Freebird!!! You want to insult us, you want to insult our heritage!!!!! Well we will show you what kind of men we are, we will show you what Mexicans can do!!!”
Mando Guerrero: “Take your own advice esses, run, run as fast as you gringos can, because when you get in the rings with us??? Don’t you know we’re LOCO?
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Maxx Payne is sitting on the floor of what looks to be a boiler room?!?!
Maxx Payne (raises his taped fists in the air, the tape is still stained with Vega’s blood): First blood match??? FIRST BLOOD MATCH??? I’ve already won Vega, I have already tasted your blood, but on May 3rd I AM GOING TO SWIM IN IT HEH HEH HAHA HEH HAHA HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
Teri, Rod Price and Louie Spicolli are in what looks to be a high class hotel suite
Teri: “Razor Ramon, you turned me down?? ME??? Do you know what pleasures I could have shown you? Instead you will feel the utmost pain, Rod don’t spare him, teach him a lesson he won’t forget and I promise you a night you won’t forget.” Teri slowly kisses Price’s Global Title belt.
Rod Price: “Ramon, May 3rd , Ladder Match, I’m going to take what is rightfully mine!!!”
Dick Slater is sitting in the locker room
Dick Slater: “You know what they call me? They call me Mr. Unpredictable, because ain’t a damn person in this world, not even myself, knows what I am going to do next. But I do know this, I’ll be in the Sportatorium on May 3rd, I’m gonna wrestle me a match and then, then I think I’ll keep my eye on that Ladder Match……..”
Razor Ramon is standing in front of the GWF Flag
Razor Ramon: “May 3rd , Sportatorium, Da Bad Guy, Rod Price and Da Slut!!! Oh and a Ladder. You better be ready mang, cause Da Bad Guy, he’s comin to fight. You think you’re the Global Champion chico?? Well don’t sing it, bring it, Da Bad Guy is waiting for you!!!”
Show goes Black
THEN COME GET IT!!!!”
Working on it now.