Mid-South Christmas Night 12/25/84 Little Rock, AK
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MID SOUTH WRESTLING
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS
CHRISTMAS NIGHT DECEMBER 25, 1984
1. WENDELL COOLEY + RANDY ROSE + AL PEREZ def. JOHN TATUM + DREAM MACHINE + FABULOUS LANCE w/Larry Sharpe, 12:00
2. MIKE DAVIS DREW TIGER CONWAY JR, 15:00
3. COWBOY BOB ORTON JR DEF SHANE DOUGLAS. 10:44
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4. BUDDY LANDELL V BOB BACKLUND
Backlund enters the ring loaded for bear after the sneak attack by Landell on TV recently. Landell begs for mercy but there will be none as Backlund battles Landell tooth and nail, to the point that Landell takes his rulebook, AND RUNS TO THE DRESSING ROOM! Backlund wins by count out, but you can tell Battlin' Bob isn’t happy with the result, or Landell's cowardice!
WINNER, VIA COUNT OUT, BOB BACKLUND, 3:00
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5. JUNKYARD DOG V KEN MANTELL'S “BOUNTY HUNTER”
Mantell enters the ring takes the house mike and introduces his Bounty Hunter:
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THE MASKED SUPERSTAR!
“Another One Bites the Dust” plays AND HERE IS THE MAN OF THE HOUR, JUNKYARD DOG! JYD hasn’t has a chance to scout his foe, so all he can do at this point is attack Superstar with kicks, stomps, punches and takes the battle right to the bounty hunter, and starts ripping at his mask! This somehow enrages the big masked man who battles back, and a wild full scale donnybrook breaks out between the two which spills out of the ring, and then ref has no choice but to count out both wrestlers! The continue fighting outside the ring, and the Mantell Corporation shows up as well as Magnum TA and Hacksaw Duggan and Tiger Conway Jr to break up the battle! This then turns into more fighting at ringside as both jobber dressing rooms empty to break the feuding wrestlers apart!
REFEREES DECISION, DOUBT COUNT OUT, 8:10
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6. TAPED FIST MATCH
ALL RULES APPLY, EXCEPT TAPED CLOSED FIRSTS ARE LEGAL
HACKSAW DUGGAN V TERRY GORDY
Gordy comes out the “Badstreet” theme leads by the Freebirds, Gordy shadowboxing all the way. Hacksaw comes to the ring with this 2x4, and immediately Michael Hayes protests it! Hacksaw makes it clear: no Freebirds, no 2x4, and after lengthy negotiations with the ref, the Freebirds leave and Hacksaw surrenders his 2x4, but in the commotion, GORDY ATTACKS DUGGAN. AND STARTS POUNDING AT HIS HEAD. The fans chant for Hascksaw, and this reenergizes him, and he clenches his fists, dances around, and POUNDS TERRY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND DRAWS BLOOD! WE HAVE BLOOD!
Hacksaw pounds Gordy’s flesh, then knocks him down, covers: 1----2----GORDY KICKS OUT!
Hacksaw takes Gordy, and throws him into the turnbuckle charges, MISSES, AND AS HE BACKS UP, GORDY WITH A NICE COMBO, GORDY COVERS HACKSAW: 1-----2----
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Hacksaw kicks out, but how? GORDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND COVERS HACKSAW AGAIN:
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Hacksaw kicks out!
GORDY STRADDLES HACKSAW, AND STARTS PUNCHING AT HIS FACE, AND BLOOD POURS DOWN HACKSAWS FOREHEAD, then GOES FOR THE POWERBOMB! HE NAILS IT, BUT IS SLOW TO CAPITALIZE BECAUSE OF THE BLOWS HE TOOK EARLIER, FINALLY COVERS:
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. . . . . no! HACKSAW KICKS OUT!
Gordy has to be wondering what he has to do to beat the man, and staggers up, and throws Hacksaw into the ropes, bends over to backdrops him:
NO! BIG KNEE TO THE FACE BY HACKSAW! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! The ref counts 1-----2-----3-------4------5-------6------7 . . . . . HACKSAW ON ONE KNEE-------8------GORDY PULLS HIMSELF UP ON THE ROPES, THE FANS ARE ALL ON THEIR FEET . . . . . . . HACKSAW IS UP! GORDY IS UP!
THEY RUN At each OTHER WITH CLOTHESLINES!
Both men are down! The ref counts:
1--------2---------3---------------4-------------5------------6------------they both stagger up and beat the count. BUT WHO HAS ENOUGH GAS TO WIN THIS ONE?
HACKSAW STAGGERS UP, AND WHEN he sees Gordy on his feet, he goes on the offensive, and pounds at his head, and Gordy falls under the ropes. Hacksaw wants to press, but the ref stops him, and a woozy and bloodied Duggan argues with the ref when what is this?
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GORDY IS UNWRAPPING HIS TAPE ON THE LEFT HAND! HE REACHES INTO HIS TRUNKS, AND PUTS SOMETHING ON HIS KNUCKLE, AND RE-WRAPS THE TAPE!!! Meanwhile Duggan has lost his argument, and begs off the ref, but the ref still scolds him and orders Hacksaw to back into an opposite corner. This allows Gordy just enough time to rewrap his fist, with mystery object enclosed, and re-enter the ring. The ref lets Hacksaw out of the corner, and Hacksaw nails Gordy with a jab-jab-jab-RIGHT, Gordy counters with the left:
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HACKSAW DOWN LIKE A STACKS OF BRICKS! HACKSAW IS OUT COLD, AND GORDY declines to covers Hacksaw, and the ref counts a knockout:
1-2-3-4-5-6- . . .
MEANWHILE GORDY UNWRAPS HIS FIST, AND STICKS THE ILLEGAL OBJECT BACK INTO HIS TIGHTS, AND WRAPS HIS FIST AGAIN! THE RINGSIDE FANS SCREAM BLOODY MURDER!!!!
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NO NOT LIKE THIS!
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TEN!!!
TERRY GORDY HAS PUT HACKSAW DUGGAN TO SLEEP UNDER SOME VERY DUBIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES, FANS AND HERE COME THE FREEBIRDS TO CELEBRATE WITH TERRY! Just to make sure there is no monkey business, Magnum and Tiger and JYD come into the ring, and they have to help Hacksaw back to the dressing room!
WINNER, TERRY GORDY VIA KO, 12:00
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7. MID-SOUTH TV TITLE
BUDDY ROBERTS def. JERRY BRISCO, 20:05
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INTERMISSION
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7. POPCORN/COMEDY MATCH
BUTCHER VACHON DER. TIGER CHUNG LEE, 10:12
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9. MID-SOUTH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
ANGELO MOSCA + KILLER KHAN w/Ken MANTELL V ANDRE THE GIANT + ERNIE LADD
The fans got their thrill watching André overpower Mosca and Khan,. Khan even did an off the top rope spot threatening to reinjure Andres ankle but, André rolled away in time.
It appeared as if Ladd and Giant had the titles won, but Mantels interference made the difference at 7:12 when he tripped Ladd right into a Killer Khan double karate chop, and pins Ladd before Andre could make the save. Andre protests to the ref, as Mantell leads his charges away and Ladd nurses his throat.
Mantell saw Andre arguing, and headed back to the ring, despite Mosca trying to convince him to not do it. Mantell enters the ring, and as Ladd puts his hands on his hip, laughing, Mantell berates Andre! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Andre laughs looks away, then turns back towards Mantel . . . .
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MANTELL SLAPS ANDRE!!!!!
MANTELL SLAPS ANDRE!!!!!
MANTELL SLAPS ANDRE!!!!!
ARE YOU JOKING? ANDRE GRABS MANTELL BY THE LAPELS AS ERNIE LADD KEEPS MOSCA AND KHAN AT BAY:
ANDRE PICKS UP MANTELL, AND KHAN SLIDES IN, BUT IS KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING BY BIG CAT! HE COMES KHAN:
ANDRE THROWS MANTELL INTO KHAN, AND THEY CLASH AND ROLL OUT OF THE RING TOGETHER!!!!
FANS, MAYBE NOT A TITLE WIN, BUT A MORAL VICTORY AS KILLER KHAN AND ANGELO MOSCA CARRY THEIR STUNNED AND HUMILIATED MANAGER OUT OF THE RING!
WINNERS, AND STILL MID-SOUTH TAG TEAM TEAM CHAMPIONS, ANGELO MOSCA + KILLER KHAN, 8:00
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10. MAIN EVENT
NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE REMATCH
MICHAEL HAYES V MAGNUM TA
Magnum enters the ring first, and just as Michael Hayes makes his appearance DOWN THE AISLE, MAGNUM CANT WAIT, JUMPS OUT OF THE RING, AND GOES RIGHT AFTER HAYES, AND HAS SOME HAYMAKERS FOR BUDDY ROBERTS, TOO, WHO RUNS BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM, HOLDING HIS KISSER!
Magnum slams Michael Hayes head into the guardrail, drawing blood before the bell even rings, and then Magnum throws Michael into the announcers table, and then into the ring, rolls in as finally the bell rings, AND HAYES IS ON HIS KNEES BEGGING, PLEADING FOR MERCY, but THIS IS MAGNUM TA, Mercy? WHAT mercy? And Magnum pounds on Hayes cut over and over and over and over and over again, and Michael Hayes just a minute into his first rematch has a face covered in a crimson mask, which by the way is never a good thing, and this isn’t the first time I’m sure crimson mask has covered a mans face!
Magnum picks up Michael Hayes, and belly TO BELLY SUPLEX! Magnum goes to cover Hayes, then picks up him by the hair, NO MAGNUM WANTS REVENGE, TO HELL WITH THE TITLE JUST YET! HE THROWS MICHAEL HAYES THROUGH THE ROPES, then grabs a chair! Hayes HOWEVER HAS A BROOM FROM UNDER THE RING, AND STICKS IT RIGHT IN MAGNUMS RIBS, TAKES THE CHAIR AND SLAMS IT OVER MAGNUMS HEAD, AND NOW MAGNUM bleeds! WHAT A BRUTAL NIGHT HERE IN LITTLE ROCK, FANS! No Holiday spirit to be found anywhere!
Michael slams Magnum’s head into the table, then throws him into the ring, and brings a chair, and the ref and Michael tug of war with the chair, and this allows Magnum to DROPKICK THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO MICHAELS FACE, AND THEN BELLY FLOP ON IT RIGHT ON TOP OF HAYES!
The ref grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring, as Magnum’s kicks, stomps and punches the North American champion! Finally, Magnum, at the behest of the ref makes a cover:
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HAYES WITH A FOOT ON THE ROPE! Magnum slaps the canvas in frustration, and grabs Hayes by his bloodied hair, and covers him in the middle of the ring: 1-----2-----
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HAYES KICKS OUT! The foot on the rope allowed Hayes just enough time to recover. Magnum picks Hayes up by the hair, and as Hayes staggers in the middle of the ring, Magnum off the ropes with a nice body blocks, cover:
1----------2----------- HAYES KICKS OUT! You have to hand it to Michael Hayes, he might be out matched against the great Magnum TA here in Little Rock, but he is a tough as he claims to be!
Magnum wants to put Hayes away, and once again throws him to the ropes, and goes for the belly to belly:
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NO! HAYES DIGS HIS FINGERNAILS INTO ONE OF MAGNUM EYES, A DESPERATION MOVE, AND THIS MESSES UP THE BELLY TO BELLY, AND MAGNUM LAYS IN THE RING, HOLDING HIS, EYE, RECOVERS, STAGGERS UP:
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HAYES WITH A SUPERKICK! Have to say, NICE MANEUVER. HAYES COVERS MAGNUM 1----2----
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MAGNUM KICKS OUT!
HAYES WITH A FLYING LEG DROP, COVER:
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MAGNUM KICKS OUT AGAIN!
Hayes then kicks stomps and punches Magnum, and the fans chant for their hero, and Magnums face, the part not covered his own blood, turns beet red, he clenches his fists, and he goes berserk on Hayes turning the tables with re-momentum of the fans behind him!
WAIT! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???
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ITS: TERRY GORDY, WITH A BANDAGE, AND BUDDY ROBERTS!!!! THEY KNOW THE TITLE IS SLIPPING OUT OF HAYES HANDS AND HAVE BAD INTENTIONS HERE AT RINGSIDE.
NOT SO FAST!!!!
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JUNKYARD DOG HEADS TO RINGSIDE AND POINTS AN ACCUSATORY FINGER AT THE BIRDS!!!!!
MEANWHILE, IN THE RING: Magnum is beating hell out of Michael Hayes! He knocks down Hayes with a body press, and covers him: 1----2----
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GORDY GRABS HAYES FOOT, AND PUTS IT ON THE ROPES, AND REF HAS TO BREAK THE COUNT! Dog screams bloody murder!
Magnum picks up Hayes, and BULLDOGS HIM! He covers Hayes . . . 1-----2-----------
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WHAT’S THIS? TERRY GORDY IN ON THE APRON, DISTRACTING THE REFEREE! THE TITLE SHOULD HAVE CHANGED HANDS BY NOW!
WAIT! LOOK AT WHO IS COMING DOWN THE AISLE!!!! A WOOZY HACKSAW DUGGAN, STAGGERS DOWN THE AISLE, BARELY ABLE TO WALK, BUT HACKSAW HAS SEEN ENOUGH, AND JUMPS UP ON THE APRON, AND KNOCKS GORDY ON HIS ASS! THE REF TURNS AROUND, AND COUNTS: 1----2----
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HAYES KICKS OUT!
BUT WAIT! HACKSAW FALLS OFF THE RING APRON TOO, WOOZY FROM HIS TAPED FIST MATCH! THIS ALLOWS TERRY GORDY TO STOMP A MUD HOLE IN HIM, JUNKYARD DOG COMES OVER, AND THROWS GORDY OFF DUGGAN, THE REF SEES ALL THIS AND TRIES TO ORDER ALL MEN OUT OF THE RINGSIDE AREA, BUT THE DISTRACTION ALLOWS Buddy Roberts to THROW A CHAIR INTO THE RING!
BUT MAGNUM HAS IT!!!! MAGNUM HAS THE CHAIR!!!
Meanwhile what is going on at ringside? This is odd: JUNKYARD DOG IS BERATING HACKSAW DUGGAN, AND SHOVING HIM OUT OF THE RINGSIDE AREA! JYD points at his own forehead, and seems upset Hacksaw has decided to come to ringside with that head injury! TO BE FAIR TO JYD, Hacksaw’s cut has reopened, and is bleeding through the bandages. But how can you tell Hacksaw to back off from any fight?
Buddy Jack Roberts is now on the ring apron, and jawjacks with Magnum, ALLOWING MICHAEL HAYES TO SUNDAY HIM, THEN HE DDTS MAGNUM ON THE CHAIR!!!!!
Hayes is close to the ropes, so Buddy grabs the chair, and slides it out, the ref, who saw NONE of the chair action, turns around and counts:
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NO!!!!! ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!
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THREE!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MICHAEL HAYES, 20:44
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WAIT! ROBERTS AND HAYES THEN JOIN GORDY AND BEAT DOWN THE JUNKYARD DOG AT RINGSIDE! TIGER CONWAY JUNIOR JOINS THE FIGHT, BUT QUICKLY GETS DESTROYED, AND satisfied that both Tiger and JYD are neutralized THE FREEBIRDS ENTER THE RING, AND TURN THEIR SIGHTS ON MAGNUM!
Gordy and Roberts grab Magnum by the arms, and Hayes demands the house mike:
Hayes: “HEY MAGNUM? Remember the first slap I gave you? It aint nothing compared to THIS!
WITH THAT, HAYES SLAPS MAGNUM ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE BELT!!!! WHAT A DISGRACE!!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!!
HAYES ORDERS GORDY AND ROBERTS TO PICK UP MAGNUM AGAIN, AND HAYES RUNS OFF THE ROPES THIS TIME AND CROWNS MAGNUM AGAIN! , MAGNUM IS A BLOODY MESS, AND HAYES HAS MAGNUM HELD BACK AND SLAPPED WITH THE BELT A THIRD TIME!!! FANS, THAT IS 10 POUNDS OF METAL BEING POUNDED INTO AS MANS SKULL!!!!! MAGNUMS FACE IS A PULP!!!! THEY GO FOR A FOURTH TIME!!!!
WAIT! NOT SO FAST:
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IT’S HACKSAW AGAIN! THERES NO NEGOTIATING THIS TIME, HE THROWS A 2X4 INTO THE RING, AND STAGGERS IN, ONLY TO BE OVERWHELMED BY ALL THREE FREEBIRDS, AND KICK A MUD HOLE INTO THE BRAIN-DEAD HACKSAW, BUT THAT BUYS JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR JUNKYARD DOG TO RECOVER, AND CHASES THE FREEBIRDS OUT WITH HACKSAW'S BOARD!!!!
JYD, ALONG WITH TIGER, CHECKS ON MAGNUM, FANS, THE FORMER NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION IS OUT COLD, and as Hacksaw recovers ands tries to check on MAGNUM, but each time JUNKYARD DOG, in a fury, chases off Hacksaw!!!! JYD seems annoyed with Hacksaw Duggan for some reason tonight, fans.
Magnum still not moving in the ring, fans. This seems serious. Finally medics come out, and put Magnum is a neckbrace, as a precaution, and wheel him out on a guerney. Three blows to the face with a ten-pound title belt at the hands of the Freebirds after a brutal match. We all need to pray for Magnum TA.
Merry Christmas, I guess.
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS
CHRISTMAS NIGHT DECEMBER 25, 1984
1. WENDELL COOLEY + RANDY ROSE + AL PEREZ def. JOHN TATUM + DREAM MACHINE + FABULOUS LANCE w/Larry Sharpe, 12:00
2. MIKE DAVIS DREW TIGER CONWAY JR, 15:00
3. COWBOY BOB ORTON JR DEF SHANE DOUGLAS. 10:44
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4. BUDDY LANDELL V BOB BACKLUND
Backlund enters the ring loaded for bear after the sneak attack by Landell on TV recently. Landell begs for mercy but there will be none as Backlund battles Landell tooth and nail, to the point that Landell takes his rulebook, AND RUNS TO THE DRESSING ROOM! Backlund wins by count out, but you can tell Battlin' Bob isn’t happy with the result, or Landell's cowardice!
WINNER, VIA COUNT OUT, BOB BACKLUND, 3:00
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5. JUNKYARD DOG V KEN MANTELL'S “BOUNTY HUNTER”
Mantell enters the ring takes the house mike and introduces his Bounty Hunter:
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THE MASKED SUPERSTAR!
“Another One Bites the Dust” plays AND HERE IS THE MAN OF THE HOUR, JUNKYARD DOG! JYD hasn’t has a chance to scout his foe, so all he can do at this point is attack Superstar with kicks, stomps, punches and takes the battle right to the bounty hunter, and starts ripping at his mask! This somehow enrages the big masked man who battles back, and a wild full scale donnybrook breaks out between the two which spills out of the ring, and then ref has no choice but to count out both wrestlers! The continue fighting outside the ring, and the Mantell Corporation shows up as well as Magnum TA and Hacksaw Duggan and Tiger Conway Jr to break up the battle! This then turns into more fighting at ringside as both jobber dressing rooms empty to break the feuding wrestlers apart!
REFEREES DECISION, DOUBT COUNT OUT, 8:10
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6. TAPED FIST MATCH
ALL RULES APPLY, EXCEPT TAPED CLOSED FIRSTS ARE LEGAL
HACKSAW DUGGAN V TERRY GORDY
Gordy comes out the “Badstreet” theme leads by the Freebirds, Gordy shadowboxing all the way. Hacksaw comes to the ring with this 2x4, and immediately Michael Hayes protests it! Hacksaw makes it clear: no Freebirds, no 2x4, and after lengthy negotiations with the ref, the Freebirds leave and Hacksaw surrenders his 2x4, but in the commotion, GORDY ATTACKS DUGGAN. AND STARTS POUNDING AT HIS HEAD. The fans chant for Hascksaw, and this reenergizes him, and he clenches his fists, dances around, and POUNDS TERRY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND DRAWS BLOOD! WE HAVE BLOOD!
Hacksaw pounds Gordy’s flesh, then knocks him down, covers: 1----2----GORDY KICKS OUT!
Hacksaw takes Gordy, and throws him into the turnbuckle charges, MISSES, AND AS HE BACKS UP, GORDY WITH A NICE COMBO, GORDY COVERS HACKSAW: 1-----2----
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Hacksaw kicks out, but how? GORDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND COVERS HACKSAW AGAIN:
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Hacksaw kicks out!
GORDY STRADDLES HACKSAW, AND STARTS PUNCHING AT HIS FACE, AND BLOOD POURS DOWN HACKSAWS FOREHEAD, then GOES FOR THE POWERBOMB! HE NAILS IT, BUT IS SLOW TO CAPITALIZE BECAUSE OF THE BLOWS HE TOOK EARLIER, FINALLY COVERS:
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. . . . . no! HACKSAW KICKS OUT!
Gordy has to be wondering what he has to do to beat the man, and staggers up, and throws Hacksaw into the ropes, bends over to backdrops him:
NO! BIG KNEE TO THE FACE BY HACKSAW! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! The ref counts 1-----2-----3-------4------5-------6------7 . . . . . HACKSAW ON ONE KNEE-------8------GORDY PULLS HIMSELF UP ON THE ROPES, THE FANS ARE ALL ON THEIR FEET . . . . . . . HACKSAW IS UP! GORDY IS UP!
THEY RUN At each OTHER WITH CLOTHESLINES!
Both men are down! The ref counts:
1--------2---------3---------------4-------------5------------6------------they both stagger up and beat the count. BUT WHO HAS ENOUGH GAS TO WIN THIS ONE?
HACKSAW STAGGERS UP, AND WHEN he sees Gordy on his feet, he goes on the offensive, and pounds at his head, and Gordy falls under the ropes. Hacksaw wants to press, but the ref stops him, and a woozy and bloodied Duggan argues with the ref when what is this?
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GORDY IS UNWRAPPING HIS TAPE ON THE LEFT HAND! HE REACHES INTO HIS TRUNKS, AND PUTS SOMETHING ON HIS KNUCKLE, AND RE-WRAPS THE TAPE!!! Meanwhile Duggan has lost his argument, and begs off the ref, but the ref still scolds him and orders Hacksaw to back into an opposite corner. This allows Gordy just enough time to rewrap his fist, with mystery object enclosed, and re-enter the ring. The ref lets Hacksaw out of the corner, and Hacksaw nails Gordy with a jab-jab-jab-RIGHT, Gordy counters with the left:
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HACKSAW DOWN LIKE A STACKS OF BRICKS! HACKSAW IS OUT COLD, AND GORDY declines to covers Hacksaw, and the ref counts a knockout:
1-2-3-4-5-6- . . .
MEANWHILE GORDY UNWRAPS HIS FIST, AND STICKS THE ILLEGAL OBJECT BACK INTO HIS TIGHTS, AND WRAPS HIS FIST AGAIN! THE RINGSIDE FANS SCREAM BLOODY MURDER!!!!
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NO NOT LIKE THIS!
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TEN!!!
TERRY GORDY HAS PUT HACKSAW DUGGAN TO SLEEP UNDER SOME VERY DUBIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES, FANS AND HERE COME THE FREEBIRDS TO CELEBRATE WITH TERRY! Just to make sure there is no monkey business, Magnum and Tiger and JYD come into the ring, and they have to help Hacksaw back to the dressing room!
WINNER, TERRY GORDY VIA KO, 12:00
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7. MID-SOUTH TV TITLE
BUDDY ROBERTS def. JERRY BRISCO, 20:05
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INTERMISSION
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7. POPCORN/COMEDY MATCH
BUTCHER VACHON DER. TIGER CHUNG LEE, 10:12
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9. MID-SOUTH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
ANGELO MOSCA + KILLER KHAN w/Ken MANTELL V ANDRE THE GIANT + ERNIE LADD
The fans got their thrill watching André overpower Mosca and Khan,. Khan even did an off the top rope spot threatening to reinjure Andres ankle but, André rolled away in time.
It appeared as if Ladd and Giant had the titles won, but Mantels interference made the difference at 7:12 when he tripped Ladd right into a Killer Khan double karate chop, and pins Ladd before Andre could make the save. Andre protests to the ref, as Mantell leads his charges away and Ladd nurses his throat.
Mantell saw Andre arguing, and headed back to the ring, despite Mosca trying to convince him to not do it. Mantell enters the ring, and as Ladd puts his hands on his hip, laughing, Mantell berates Andre! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Andre laughs looks away, then turns back towards Mantel . . . .
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MANTELL SLAPS ANDRE!!!!!
MANTELL SLAPS ANDRE!!!!!
MANTELL SLAPS ANDRE!!!!!
ARE YOU JOKING? ANDRE GRABS MANTELL BY THE LAPELS AS ERNIE LADD KEEPS MOSCA AND KHAN AT BAY:
ANDRE PICKS UP MANTELL, AND KHAN SLIDES IN, BUT IS KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING BY BIG CAT! HE COMES KHAN:
ANDRE THROWS MANTELL INTO KHAN, AND THEY CLASH AND ROLL OUT OF THE RING TOGETHER!!!!
FANS, MAYBE NOT A TITLE WIN, BUT A MORAL VICTORY AS KILLER KHAN AND ANGELO MOSCA CARRY THEIR STUNNED AND HUMILIATED MANAGER OUT OF THE RING!
WINNERS, AND STILL MID-SOUTH TAG TEAM TEAM CHAMPIONS, ANGELO MOSCA + KILLER KHAN, 8:00
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10. MAIN EVENT
NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE REMATCH
MICHAEL HAYES V MAGNUM TA
Magnum enters the ring first, and just as Michael Hayes makes his appearance DOWN THE AISLE, MAGNUM CANT WAIT, JUMPS OUT OF THE RING, AND GOES RIGHT AFTER HAYES, AND HAS SOME HAYMAKERS FOR BUDDY ROBERTS, TOO, WHO RUNS BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM, HOLDING HIS KISSER!
Magnum slams Michael Hayes head into the guardrail, drawing blood before the bell even rings, and then Magnum throws Michael into the announcers table, and then into the ring, rolls in as finally the bell rings, AND HAYES IS ON HIS KNEES BEGGING, PLEADING FOR MERCY, but THIS IS MAGNUM TA, Mercy? WHAT mercy? And Magnum pounds on Hayes cut over and over and over and over and over again, and Michael Hayes just a minute into his first rematch has a face covered in a crimson mask, which by the way is never a good thing, and this isn’t the first time I’m sure crimson mask has covered a mans face!
Magnum picks up Michael Hayes, and belly TO BELLY SUPLEX! Magnum goes to cover Hayes, then picks up him by the hair, NO MAGNUM WANTS REVENGE, TO HELL WITH THE TITLE JUST YET! HE THROWS MICHAEL HAYES THROUGH THE ROPES, then grabs a chair! Hayes HOWEVER HAS A BROOM FROM UNDER THE RING, AND STICKS IT RIGHT IN MAGNUMS RIBS, TAKES THE CHAIR AND SLAMS IT OVER MAGNUMS HEAD, AND NOW MAGNUM bleeds! WHAT A BRUTAL NIGHT HERE IN LITTLE ROCK, FANS! No Holiday spirit to be found anywhere!
Michael slams Magnum’s head into the table, then throws him into the ring, and brings a chair, and the ref and Michael tug of war with the chair, and this allows Magnum to DROPKICK THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO MICHAELS FACE, AND THEN BELLY FLOP ON IT RIGHT ON TOP OF HAYES!
The ref grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring, as Magnum’s kicks, stomps and punches the North American champion! Finally, Magnum, at the behest of the ref makes a cover:
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HAYES WITH A FOOT ON THE ROPE! Magnum slaps the canvas in frustration, and grabs Hayes by his bloodied hair, and covers him in the middle of the ring: 1-----2-----
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HAYES KICKS OUT! The foot on the rope allowed Hayes just enough time to recover. Magnum picks Hayes up by the hair, and as Hayes staggers in the middle of the ring, Magnum off the ropes with a nice body blocks, cover:
1----------2----------- HAYES KICKS OUT! You have to hand it to Michael Hayes, he might be out matched against the great Magnum TA here in Little Rock, but he is a tough as he claims to be!
Magnum wants to put Hayes away, and once again throws him to the ropes, and goes for the belly to belly:
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NO! HAYES DIGS HIS FINGERNAILS INTO ONE OF MAGNUM EYES, A DESPERATION MOVE, AND THIS MESSES UP THE BELLY TO BELLY, AND MAGNUM LAYS IN THE RING, HOLDING HIS, EYE, RECOVERS, STAGGERS UP:
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HAYES WITH A SUPERKICK! Have to say, NICE MANEUVER. HAYES COVERS MAGNUM 1----2----
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MAGNUM KICKS OUT!
HAYES WITH A FLYING LEG DROP, COVER:
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MAGNUM KICKS OUT AGAIN!
Hayes then kicks stomps and punches Magnum, and the fans chant for their hero, and Magnums face, the part not covered his own blood, turns beet red, he clenches his fists, and he goes berserk on Hayes turning the tables with re-momentum of the fans behind him!
WAIT! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???
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ITS: TERRY GORDY, WITH A BANDAGE, AND BUDDY ROBERTS!!!! THEY KNOW THE TITLE IS SLIPPING OUT OF HAYES HANDS AND HAVE BAD INTENTIONS HERE AT RINGSIDE.
NOT SO FAST!!!!
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JUNKYARD DOG HEADS TO RINGSIDE AND POINTS AN ACCUSATORY FINGER AT THE BIRDS!!!!!
MEANWHILE, IN THE RING: Magnum is beating hell out of Michael Hayes! He knocks down Hayes with a body press, and covers him: 1----2----
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GORDY GRABS HAYES FOOT, AND PUTS IT ON THE ROPES, AND REF HAS TO BREAK THE COUNT! Dog screams bloody murder!
Magnum picks up Hayes, and BULLDOGS HIM! He covers Hayes . . . 1-----2-----------
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WHAT’S THIS? TERRY GORDY IN ON THE APRON, DISTRACTING THE REFEREE! THE TITLE SHOULD HAVE CHANGED HANDS BY NOW!
WAIT! LOOK AT WHO IS COMING DOWN THE AISLE!!!! A WOOZY HACKSAW DUGGAN, STAGGERS DOWN THE AISLE, BARELY ABLE TO WALK, BUT HACKSAW HAS SEEN ENOUGH, AND JUMPS UP ON THE APRON, AND KNOCKS GORDY ON HIS ASS! THE REF TURNS AROUND, AND COUNTS: 1----2----
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HAYES KICKS OUT!
BUT WAIT! HACKSAW FALLS OFF THE RING APRON TOO, WOOZY FROM HIS TAPED FIST MATCH! THIS ALLOWS TERRY GORDY TO STOMP A MUD HOLE IN HIM, JUNKYARD DOG COMES OVER, AND THROWS GORDY OFF DUGGAN, THE REF SEES ALL THIS AND TRIES TO ORDER ALL MEN OUT OF THE RINGSIDE AREA, BUT THE DISTRACTION ALLOWS Buddy Roberts to THROW A CHAIR INTO THE RING!
BUT MAGNUM HAS IT!!!! MAGNUM HAS THE CHAIR!!!
Meanwhile what is going on at ringside? This is odd: JUNKYARD DOG IS BERATING HACKSAW DUGGAN, AND SHOVING HIM OUT OF THE RINGSIDE AREA! JYD points at his own forehead, and seems upset Hacksaw has decided to come to ringside with that head injury! TO BE FAIR TO JYD, Hacksaw’s cut has reopened, and is bleeding through the bandages. But how can you tell Hacksaw to back off from any fight?
Buddy Jack Roberts is now on the ring apron, and jawjacks with Magnum, ALLOWING MICHAEL HAYES TO SUNDAY HIM, THEN HE DDTS MAGNUM ON THE CHAIR!!!!!
Hayes is close to the ropes, so Buddy grabs the chair, and slides it out, the ref, who saw NONE of the chair action, turns around and counts:
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NO!!!!! ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!
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THREE!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MICHAEL HAYES, 20:44
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WAIT! ROBERTS AND HAYES THEN JOIN GORDY AND BEAT DOWN THE JUNKYARD DOG AT RINGSIDE! TIGER CONWAY JUNIOR JOINS THE FIGHT, BUT QUICKLY GETS DESTROYED, AND satisfied that both Tiger and JYD are neutralized THE FREEBIRDS ENTER THE RING, AND TURN THEIR SIGHTS ON MAGNUM!
Gordy and Roberts grab Magnum by the arms, and Hayes demands the house mike:
Hayes: “HEY MAGNUM? Remember the first slap I gave you? It aint nothing compared to THIS!
WITH THAT, HAYES SLAPS MAGNUM ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE BELT!!!! WHAT A DISGRACE!!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!!
HAYES ORDERS GORDY AND ROBERTS TO PICK UP MAGNUM AGAIN, AND HAYES RUNS OFF THE ROPES THIS TIME AND CROWNS MAGNUM AGAIN! , MAGNUM IS A BLOODY MESS, AND HAYES HAS MAGNUM HELD BACK AND SLAPPED WITH THE BELT A THIRD TIME!!! FANS, THAT IS 10 POUNDS OF METAL BEING POUNDED INTO AS MANS SKULL!!!!! MAGNUMS FACE IS A PULP!!!! THEY GO FOR A FOURTH TIME!!!!
WAIT! NOT SO FAST:
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IT’S HACKSAW AGAIN! THERES NO NEGOTIATING THIS TIME, HE THROWS A 2X4 INTO THE RING, AND STAGGERS IN, ONLY TO BE OVERWHELMED BY ALL THREE FREEBIRDS, AND KICK A MUD HOLE INTO THE BRAIN-DEAD HACKSAW, BUT THAT BUYS JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR JUNKYARD DOG TO RECOVER, AND CHASES THE FREEBIRDS OUT WITH HACKSAW'S BOARD!!!!
JYD, ALONG WITH TIGER, CHECKS ON MAGNUM, FANS, THE FORMER NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION IS OUT COLD, and as Hacksaw recovers ands tries to check on MAGNUM, but each time JUNKYARD DOG, in a fury, chases off Hacksaw!!!! JYD seems annoyed with Hacksaw Duggan for some reason tonight, fans.
Magnum still not moving in the ring, fans. This seems serious. Finally medics come out, and put Magnum is a neckbrace, as a precaution, and wheel him out on a guerney. Three blows to the face with a ten-pound title belt at the hands of the Freebirds after a brutal match. We all need to pray for Magnum TA.
Merry Christmas, I guess.
Working on it now.