WWF Monday Night Raw 7/15/94 "This is getting out of hand!"
Jul 18, 2024 18:08:50 GMT
Post by Kimmel on Jul 18, 2024 18:08:50 GMT
The camera cuts to the ring where Jim Ross and Ted DiBiase are ready to call the action.
Jim Ross: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Raw! We've got a thrilling tag team match for you right now. It's the 1-2-3 Kid and 2 Cold Scorpio taking on The Hollywood Blondes, Brian Pillman and Steve Austin, with Marlena in their corner."
Ted DiBiase: "This is going to be a great match, Ross. The Hollywood Blondes have been on a roll, and with Marlena by their side, they've got the numbers advantage."
The Hollywood Blondes make their entrance first, accompanied by Marlena. The crowd boos as Pillman and Austin strut to the ring, exuding confidence. Marlena looks glamorous as always.
Jim Ross "Here come The Hollywood Blondes, always with that cocky attitude. But they can back it up in the ring."
Ted DiBiase: "They're a well-oiled machine, Ross. The Kid and Scorpio have their work cut out for them."
Next, 1-2-3 Kid and 2 Cold Scorpio make their entrance. The Kid high-fives fans as they enter the ring.
Jim Ross: "And here are their opponents, the high-flying 1-2-3 Kid and 2 Cold Scorpio. These two are sure to bring the action tonight."
Ted DiBiase: "They've got the speed and agility, but can they overcome the teamwork and cunning of The Hollywood Blondes?"
1-2-3 Kid & 2 Cold Scorpio
Vs.
The Hollywood Blondes (Brian Pillman & Steve Austin)
With
Marlena
The match starts with Brian Pillman and 2 Cold Scorpio in the ring. They lock up, and Scorpio quickly takes control with a series of arm drags and dropkicks, sending Pillman reeling. Pillman tags in Austin, who charges at Scorpio but gets caught with a spinning heel kick. Scorpio tags in the 1-2-3 Kid, who flies off the top rope with a crossbody onto Austin for a two-count.
Jim Ross: "The Kid and Scorpio are off to a hot start, keeping the pressure on The Hollywood Blondes."
Ted DiBiase: "They're using their speed to their advantage, but they need to stay focused."
The Blondes manage to isolate the 1-2-3 Kid, using quick tags and double-team maneuvers to wear him down. Austin and Pillman take turns delivering punishing blows, keeping the Kid grounded. Marlena distracts the referee, allowing Austin to choke the Kid with the tag rope. The crowd boos loudly as the Blondes continue their assault.
Jim Ross: "Classic tactics from The Hollywood Blondes, using every trick in the book to maintain control."
Ted DiBiase: "It's smart strategy, Ross. They're cutting the ring in half and keeping the Kid away from his partner."
The Kid fights back, countering a suplex attempt by Pillman into a DDT. Both men are down, and the crowd rallies behind the Kid as he crawls towards his corner. The Kid makes the hot tag to 2 Cold Scorpio, who comes in like a house of fire, taking down both Pillman and Austin with a series of high-flying moves and power strikes.
Jim Ross: "Scorpio is on fire! He's cleaning house!"
Ted DiBiase:"This could be the turning point of the match!"
Scorpio hits a beautiful moonsault on Pillman, but Marlena distracts the referee again, preventing the count. Austin blindsides Scorpio with a clothesline. The Blondes set up for their double-team finisher, but the Kid makes a desperate save, taking out Austin with a spinning wheel kick. Pillman rolls up the Kid, but Scorpio breaks it up just in time. In the chaos, Marlena slides a foreign object to Austin, who uses it to knock out the Kid behind the referee's back. Pillman makes the cover, and the referee counts the three.
Winners: The Hollywood Blondes
Jim Ross: "No! Not like this!!!! The Hollywood Blondes steal the victory thanks to Marlena's interference!"
Ted DiBiase: "A win is a win, Ross. The Blondes outsmarted their opponents tonight."
After the match, The Hollywood Blondes celebrate their victory with Marlena. 2 Cold Scorpio grabs a steel chair from ringside and swings it at the Blondes, chasing them off. The crowd is shocked as Scorpio then turns his attention to the Kid.
Jim Ross: "Wait a minute! What's Scorpio doing?"
Ted DiBiase: "He's lost it, Ross!"
Scorpio viciously bashes the 1-2-3 Kid in the head with the chair, knocking him out cold. The crowd boos loudly as Scorpio continues the assault, slamming the chair into the Kid's back repeatedly. The Smoking Gunns rush to the ring to make the save, and Scorpio finally retreats, leaving the Kid writhing in pain.
Jim Ross: "This is despicable! 2 Cold Scorpio just turned on his partner!"
Ted DiBiase: "The Kid never saw it coming. What a shocking turn of events."
The Smoking Gunns help the 1-2-3 Kid to his feet as the show cuts to the opening video, leaving the audience in disbelief.
The camera cuts to the backstage area where Stan Lane is rushing through the hallway, looking for 2 Cold Scorpio.
Stan Lane: "Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Lane here, trying to get a word with 2 Cold Scorpio after his shocking attack on the 1-2-3 Kid. Scorpio, Scorpio! Can we get a word?"
Stan Lane spots 2 Cold Scorpio storming down the hallway towards the exit, looking furious and ignoring everyone around him.
Stan Lane: "Scorpio, why did you attack the 1-2-3 Kid? The fans deserve an explanation!"
Scorpio doesn't even break his stride, completely ignoring Stan Lane's questions as he heads towards the exit. Lane follows closely behind, trying to get his attention.
Stan Lane: "Scorpio, please! Just tell us why you did it!"
Scorpio pushes open the door to the exit and steps outside, still refusing to acknowledge Stan Lane or the camera crew. As Scorpio walks into the parking lot, a Corvette convertible pulls up with Razor Ramon behind the wheel.
Razor Ramon: "Hey, Chico! Have you seen Cactus Jack around here? I got some unfinished business with him."
Stan Lane shakes his head, still focused on trying to get an answer from Scorpio, who keeps walking away. Razor Ramon parks the car and steps out, looking around with an intense expression.
Stan Lane: "Razor, I haven't seen Cactus, but it seems like Scorpio isn't willing to talk right now either."
Suddenly, from the shadows, Cactus Jack lunges at Razor Ramon, and the two start brawling in the alley. Fists fly as they battle fiercely, and officials rush in to try and break them up.
Jim Ross: "It's chaos out there! Razor Ramon and Cactus Jack are tearing each other apart!"
Ted DiBiase: "These two can't stand each other, Ross. This is bound to happen!"
WWF President Bob Backlund appears at the scene, shouting to get everyone's attention.
Bob Backlund: "Enough! I've had enough of this madness! Razor Ramon, Cactus Jack, if you two want to tear each other apart, you'll do it in the main event tonight! Settle it in the ring!"
Officials finally manage to separate Razor and Cactus.
Razor Ramon: "You heard the man, Cactus. Tonight, I’m gonna…….carve…..you……up!!!!"
Cactus Jack: "Bring it on, Bad Guy!!! Bang bang!!!!!!"
The camera cuts back to the arena as the commentators react to the news.
Jim Ross: "What a main event that's going to be, folks! Razor Ramon and Cactus Jack, one-on-one tonight!"
Ted DiBiase: "This is going to be a fight, not just a match. You won't want to miss it!"
The video opens with a montage of historical footage, showing legendary luchadores and the rich history of lucha libre.
Narrator (Fred Blassie): "Lucha libre. A tradition of honor, courage, and excellence. For generations, it has captivated the hearts of millions. And now, a new legend is set to continue this legacy."
The scene shifts to a wrestling gym in Mexico where Konnan is training with young wrestlers, teaching them the art of lucha libre. He is shown interacting with the kids, encouraging and guiding them.
Konnan: "Lucha libre is not just a sport; it is a way of life. It teaches discipline, respect, and the importance of never giving up. This is the legacy that I carry with me."
Cut to clips of Konnan winning various championships in Mexico, his victories celebrated by passionate fans. The excitement and energy of lucha libre are palpable.
Narrator (Fred Blassie): "With a fighting spirit that burns as bright as the sun, Konnan is ready to take the WWF by storm."
The video ends with Konnan standing on the top rope in a packed arena, raising his arms triumphantly as the crowd chants his name. The WWF logo and the words "Konnan: The Future of Wrestling" appear on the screen.
The camera cuts to show the jam packed crowd here in the Manhattan Center!!!! Jim Ross and Ted DiBiase are at ringside and The Honky Tonk Man's music is playing as he stands at the entrance way.
Jim Ross: "Welcome back to Monday Night Raw! And for some reason, the Honky Tonk Man has joined us!"
Ted DiBiase: "For some reason, Ross? The greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time is back, and he's ready to entertain us all.You should be grateful"
Honky Tonk Man struts to the ring, dressed in his iconic Elvis-style jumpsuit and carrying his guitar. He climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone, smirking confidently.
Honky Tonk Man: "Thank you, thank you very much. It's great to be back! Now, I know you've all been bored out of your minds without me, but don't worry, because the Honky Tonk Man is here to save you from your misery!. Hit it!"
Honky Tonk Man starts to strum his guitar, but before he can get into his performance, High Chief Fatu's music hits. The crowd pops as Fatu makes his way to the ring!!!
Jim Ross: "Wait a minute! It's High Chief Fatu! What's he doing out here?"
Ted DiBiase: "Looks like Fatu isn't a fan of Honky Tonk Man's music, Ross."
Fatu enters the ring, and Honky Tonk Man looks annoyed. He points his guitar at Fatu, but Fatu just shakes his head and signals for a match.
Honky Tonk Man: "What do you think you're doing, Fatu? This is my time!"
Fatu ignores him and motions for the referee to start the match. The bell rings, and Honky Tonk Man reluctantly puts down his guitar and prepares to fight.
High Chief Fatu
vs.
Honky Tonk Man
Honky Tonk Man tries to use his experience to outsmart Fatu, but Fatu's power and agility prove too much for him. Fatu hits a series of powerful strikes and a big body slam, leaving Honky Tonk Man reeling. Honky Tonk Man manages to get in a few cheap shots, using the ropes for leverage and trying to slow Fatu down with headlocks and arm drags. However, Fatu quickly powers out of these holds.
Jim Ross: "Fatu is on fire tonight! Honky Tonk Man is in trouble."
Ted DiBiase: "Honky Tonk Man better come up with a plan fast, or this is going to be a short match."
Fatu takes control of the match, hitting Honky Tonk Man with a series of high-impact moves, including a Samoan drop that leaves Honky Tonk Man dazed. Fatu climbs to the top rope, the crowd cheering in anticipation. He leaps off and hits a perfect Superfly Splash, landing squarely on Honky Tonk Man. Referee Mikey Whipwreck makes the three count!
Winner: High Cheif Fatu
Jim Ross: "What a victory for High Chief Fatu! He just made a huge statement by defeating the Honky Tonk Man."
Ted DiBiase: "Honky Tonk Man thought he was going to steal the show, but Fatu had other plans."
Fatu continues to celebrate in the ring as Honky Tonk Man rolls out, clutching his ribs and looking humiliated. The camera cuts back to Jim Ross and Ted DiBiase at ringside.
Jim Ross: "Fatu just showed the world that he's a force to be reckoned with here in the WWF."
Ted DiBiase: "Absolutely, Ross. Honky Tonk Man might want to rethink his return strategy after that."
Jim Ross: "Stay tuned, folks. We've got plenty more action coming your way tonight on Monday Night Raw!"
Suddenly, Owen Hart's music hits, and he strides down to the ring with a determined look on his face. He grabs a microphone.
Owen Hart: "Backlund, I've had enough of this! Week after week, I've been proving myself in this ring, and it's about time I get what I deserve.Come out here RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Bob Backlund makes his way from the back and heads towards the ring.
Jim Ross: Owen Hart is full of fire and vinegar!!! I’m not sure what he wants but I would be careful how he talks to the WWF President.
Ted Dibiase: Backlund is the one who better be careful Ross!!!
Backlund climbs in the ring, he attempts to shake Owen’s hand but Owen is having none of it!!!
Owen Hart: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH BACKLUND!!!! I want a match with my brother, Bret, next week!"
The crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and boos, eager to see the Hart brothers clash.
Jim Ross: "Owen Hart is demanding a match with his brother Bret! This could be explosive!"
Ted DiBiase: "Owen's been on a roll lately, Ross. He wants to prove he's better than Bret once and for all."
Bob Backlund: "Owen, I understand your frustrations and your desire to prove yourself, but I'm afraid I can't give you that match next week."
Owen Hart: "What do you mean you can't? This is what the people want to see! Give me Bret!"
Bob Backlund: "The reason you can't wrestle Bret next week is because Bret will be challenging Shawn Michaels for the WWF Title!"
The crowd erupts in cheers at the announcement of the big title match for next week. Owen looks furious, pacing back and forth in the ring.
Owen Hart: "What? That's not fair! Bret gets another title shot while I get nothing? I deserve to be in that match!"
Jim Ross: "What an announcement! Bret Hart will challenge Shawn Michaels for the WWF Title next week!"
Ted DiBiase: "But Owen's not happy about it, Ross. This could spell trouble."
Bob Backlund: "Owen, I understand your desire to face your brother, but right now, Bret has earned his shot at the WWF Title. You will get your opportunity, but it won't be next week."
Owen Hart: "This isn't over, Backlund. Not by a long shot. Bret, you better watch your back. I'll get my match with you, one way or another."
Owen drops the microphone and storms out of the ring, leaving Backlund standing there. The camera cuts back to Jim Ross and Ted DiBiase at ringside.
Jim Ross: "Owen Hart is livid, but what a main event we have for next week! Bret Hart versus Shawn Michaels for the WWF Title!"
Ted DiBiase: "It's going to be an incredible match, Ross. But I have a feeling Owen Hart isn't done causing trouble just yet."
Jim Ross: "Stay tuned, folks. We've got more great action coming up tonight on Monday Night Raw!"
The vignette opens with The Booty Man, Brutus Beefcake, standing in a wrestling ring, showing off his impressive physique. He’s wearing his flamboyant wrestling attire, while The Booty Babe, Ivory, is standing ringside, cheering him on enthusiastically. Around the ring, a few skinny guys look on nervously. The Booty Man grabs one of the skinny guys and effortlessly lifts him up, executing a powerful bodyslam. The Booty Babe claps and cheers from ringside.
Booty Man: "You see that? That’s what happens when you take care of your body and train like a true athlete!"
The Booty Man continues to show off his moves, executing a series of impressive slams and holds on the hapless skinny guys. The Booty Babe then steps into the ring.
Booty Babe: "Now, it’s my turn!"
With surprising strength, The Booty Babe lifts one of the skinny guys and bodyslams him to the mat. The Booty Man claps and cheers her on. [The Booty Man and The Booty Babe stand side by side in the ring, addressing the camera directly.
Booty Man: "Next week, The Booty Man makes his debut on Raw. And I’m bringing The Booty Babe with me. We’re here to pump you up and show the world what true fitness looks like!"
Booty Babe: "That’s right! We’re taking over, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it!"
The scene transitions to The Booty Man and The Booty Babe walking out of the facility. They approach a sleek Harley-Davidson motorcycle. The Booty Man climbs on, and The Booty Babe hops on behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist.
Booty Man: "Get ready, WWF. The Booty Man and The Booty Babe are coming for you!"
With a roar of the engine, The Booty Man revs the Harley and they ride off into the sunset, leaving a trail of dust behind them.
Jim Ross (voice-over): "The Booty Man makes his debut next week on Monday Night Raw.!"
Ted DiBiase (voice-over): "This is going to be interesting, Ross. I can’t wait to see what they bring to the ring."
The camera cuts to the ring where Rick "The Model" Martel is already in the ring, posing for the crowd. Martel is dressed in his signature attire, complete with arrogance spray.
Jim Ross: We're set for some incredible in-ring action as Rick 'The Model' Martel takes on the 'Hitman' Bret Hart!"
Ted DiBiase: "Martel is no slouch, Ross. This is going to be a real test for Bret Hart."
Bret Hart's music hits, and the crowd erupts in cheers as he makes his way to the ring, focused and determined. Bret gives his sunglasses to a young fan at ringside before climbing into the ring and staring down Martel.
Rick “The Model” Martel
vs.
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
The match begins with a lock-up. Martel quickly takes control with a side headlock, showing his technical prowess. Bret pushes Martel off into the ropes, and Martel returns with a shoulder tackle, knocking Bret down. Martel taunts the crowd, but Bret kips up and catches him with a series of arm drags, taking Martel down and locking in an armbar.
Jim Ross: "Bret Hart showcasing his technical skills early on in this match."
Ted DiBiase: "Martel can't afford to get cocky against the Hitman."
Martel fights back to his feet and rakes Bret's eyes, taking control of the match. He whips Bret into the corner and follows up with a running knee strike. Martel continues to wear down Bret with a series of stomps and a backbreaker. Martel locks Bret in an abdominal stretch, using the ropes for leverage. The referee catches Martel and forces a break, but the damage is done.
Jim Ross: "Martel bending the rules as usual, but it's effective."
Ted DiBiase: "It's only cheating if you get caught, Ross."
Bret rallies with a series of punches, breaking free from Martel's grasp. He hits Martel with a Russian leg sweep, followed by an elbow drop from the second rope. Martel kicks out at two and rolls to the outside, trying to catch his breath. Bret follows and whips Martel into the barricade, then rolls him back into the ring.
Jim Ross: "Bret Hart building momentum here!"
Ted DiBiase: "Martel needs to find a way to turn this around quickly."
Back in the ring, Martel catches Bret with a surprise spinebuster and goes for the Boston Crab. Bret counters, rolling Martel up for a close two-count. Martel gets frustrated and goes for his arrogance spray, but Bret ducks, and Martel blinds himself. Bret capitalizes, hitting a backbreaker and then locking in the Sharpshooter in the center of the ring. Martel has no choice but to tap out.
Winner: Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim Ross: "What a victory for Bret 'The Hitman' Hart! A true showcase of his resilience and skill."
Ted DiBiase: "Martel had his chances, but Bret was just too good tonight."
Jim Ross enters the ring with a microphone to interview Bret Hart.
Jim Ross: "Bret, congratulations on your victory tonight. Next week, you face Shawn Michaels for the WWF Title. What are your thoughts going into that match?"
Bret Hart: "Thanks, Jim. Shawn Michaels is one of the best, no doubt about it. But next week, I'm going to prove why they call me the 'Excellence of Execution'. I've been waiting for this opportunity, and I'm ready to take back what's mine."
Jim Ross: "And Bret, earlier tonight, your brother Owen demanded a match with you. He seems to have some pretty serious threats. How do you respond to that?"
Bret Hart: "Owen's my brother, and I love him.... and this situation breaks my heart, but I'll deal with him after I take care of Shawn. Owen is letting his jealousy get the better of him. Owen, if you're listening, there's no need for us to fight. We should be working together, not tearing each other apart. But if you come after me, just know that I'm ready."
Jim Ross: "Thank you, Bret. Ladies and gentlemen, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, ready for whatever comes his way."
As Bret finishes speaking, he heads back towards the locker room. Suddenly, Owen Hart rushes out from the back with a baseball bat in hand, Owen blasts Bret in the knee with the bat!!! Owen continues to attack Bret's knee, reminiscent of the infamous Nancy Kerrigan-Tonya Harding incident. Bret falls to the ground in agony. Diesel comes running out, chasing Owen off and helping Bret.
Diesel stands over Bret as officials quickly arrive to assist Bret. The scene fades to commercial break.
The show returns from the commercial with Stan Lane standing backstage as Bret Hart is being loaded into an ambulance. President Bob Backlund and Diesel are also present, looking concerned.
Stan Lane: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here backstage where Bret Hart is being taken to the hospital after a vicious attack by his own brother, Owen Hart. President Backlund, what does this mean for Bret's match against Shawn Michaels next week?"
Bob Backlund: "Until I receive official word from the medical team, the match is still on. However, this attack is completely unacceptable. I will take immediate action against Owen Hart."
Diesel: "Hold on, Bob. Don't suspend Owen. Let me take care of him. I want Owen in a match next week."
Bob Backlund: "Diesel, I understand your anger, but Owen's actions need to be addressed."
Diesel: "I'm telling you, let me handle this. Owen's going to wish he was suspended after I'm done with him."
Bob Backlund: "Alright, Diesel. Next week, it's you against Owen Hart. I hope you're ready, Owen, because Diesel is coming for you."
Diesel looks determined as he watches the ambulance drive away with Bret. The camera focuses on his intense expression before cutting back to the commentary team.
Jim Ross: "Unbelievable developments here tonight. Bret Hart brutally attacked by his own brother, Owen Hart. But now, Owen has to face Diesel next week! Ted, what do you make of all this?"
Ted DiBiase: "Owen Hart is going to teach Diesel to mind his own business next week, Ross. There was no reason for Diesel to get involved in a family matter!”
Jim Ross: "Up next, we've got Johnny B Badd taking on the Brooklyn Brawler in what promises to be an exciting match."
Ted DiBiase: "Johnny B Badd has been impressive since his debut, but the Brooklyn Brawler is always a tough competitor. Let's see if Badd can continue his winning ways."
The camera cuts to the aisle where Johnny B Badd is making his entrance, full of energy and charisma, as the crowd cheers. The Brooklyn Brawler is already in the ring, ready for action.
Howard Finkel: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten-minute time limit. Introducing, from Marietta, Georgia, weighing in at 228 pounds, Johnny B Badd!"
Johnny B Badd poses for the crowd as bell rings, and the match begins.
Johnny B Badd
vs.
Brooklyn Brawler
The match starts with a lock-up. Badd quickly takes control with a series of arm drags and a dropkick, sending the Brawler reeling. Badd showcases his athleticism with a springboard crossbody, getting a near fall. Brawler fights back with some dirty tactics, raking Badd's eyes and hitting a few stiff punches.
Jim Ross: “Johnny Polo is standing by with some comments in regards to Mr. Badd!”
Johnny Polo: "Last week, Johnny B Badd made the mistake of turning me down as his manager. But next week, I know I can get him to sign with me. Johnny, you're good, but with me in your corner, you'll be unstoppable. I'm taking you straight to the top!"
Jim Ross: "Strong words from Johnny Polo. It sounds like he's determined to manage Johnny B Badd, whether Badd likes it or not."
Ted DiBiase: "Polo's got a point, Ross. With his guidance, Johnny B Badd could reach new heights in the WWF. If Badd was smart, he’d sign with Polo, if Polo was out here now Badd probably won’t be in the situation he is in.”
Jim Ross: “Well don’t look now, but it looks like Johnny B Badd is turning things around!”
Badd regains control with a snap suplex and a quick leg drop. He then goes to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick, which lays out the Brawler. Badd sets up for his finisher, the "Kiss That Don't Miss." He connects with a beautiful left hook, knocking the Brawler out cold. Badd covers for the pin.
Winner: Johnny B. Badd
Jim Ross: "A decisive victory for Johnny B Badd! This young man continues to impress here on Monday Night Raw."
Ted DiBiase: "No doubt about it, Ross. But if he had Polo in his corner, he would have finished Brawler off a lot quicker!!!”
Jim Ross: Fans, earlier tonight 2 Cold Scorpio and 1-2-3 Kid took on the Hollywood Blondes and came up short, it seems Scorpio didn’t take that well and attacked his partner after the match, 1-2-3 Kid is standing by with comments.
The 1-2-3 Kid is standing by in the locker room.
1-2-3 Kid: "I trusted you, Scorpio. We were a team, and I believed in you. But now I see what kind of man you really are. But let me tell you something, Scorpio. I'm not gonna let this slide. You better watch your back, because I'm coming for you. This isn't over, not by a long shot. You made a big mistake, and you're gonna pay for it. The 1-2-3 Kid isn't going down without a fight. Get ready, Scorpio. Your day of reckoning is coming."
Jim Ross: "Here come Scott Putski and Bob Holly, folks, collectively known as Lightning Force! These two have formed a formidable tag team and have their eyes set on the WWF Tag Team Championships!"
Ted DiBiase: "They're going to need all the help they can get, Ross. Their opponents tonight are no pushovers."
The music changes, and out comes Teddy Long, leading Hercules and The Berzerker to the ring. Berzerker does not look like a silent movie Viking, instead he and Hercules are both wearing white furry boots and black tights, with black leather vests and sunglasses. Long has a microphone in hand, ready to address the crowd.
Teddy Long: "Listen up, playas! I have signed the most dominant tag team you've ever seen, The Jurassic Warriors are here in the WWF!! And you best believe with me leading, Hercules and Berzerker are here to take over the WWF!"
Jim Ross: "Teddy Long has brought in the Jurassic Warriors, and from what I've heard, these two have a history of success in other promotions."
Ted DiBiase: "That's right, Ross. They have held tag team gold before, and they're looking to do it again here in the WWF."
The Jurassic Warriors enter the ring, looking menacing as they prepare for the match. The referee calls for the bell, and the match begins.
Jim Ross: "And we're underway! Lightning Force versus the Jurassic Warriors!!!!"
Lightning Force
Vs.
Jurassic Warriors
With
Teddy Long
Scott Putski starts off against Hercules. They lock up, and Hercules uses his strength to push Putski into the corner. Hercules delivers a series of punches before whipping Putski into the opposite corner.
Ted DiBiase: "Hercules wasting no time showing his power! He's dominating Putski early on."
Hercules tags in The Berzerker, who comes in and continues the assault on Putski. The Berzerker delivers a big boot, sending Putski crashing to the mat. The Berzerker roars, feeding off the boos from the crowd.
Jim Ross: "The Berzerker with that devastating big boot! Putski is in trouble here!"
The Berzerker goes to pick up Putski, but Putski fights back with a series of punches to the midsection. He manages to tag in Bob Holly, who comes in like a house of fire, taking down The Berzerker with a series of dropkicks.
Ted DiBiase: "Holly coming in hot! He's trying to turn the tide for Lightning Force!"
Holly goes to the top rope and delivers a flying crossbody, taking down The Berzerker.
Jim Ross: "Holly with that high-flying offense! Lightning Force is showing what they're made of!"
As Holly sets up for his next move, the lights suddenly go out, plunging the arena into darkness.
Jim Ross: "What the... the lights have gone out!"
Ted DiBiase: "What's going on here?"
When the lights come back on, The Undertaker is standing in the ring!!!!
Jim Ross: "It's The Undertaker! The Undertaker is in the ring!"
Ted DiBiase: "What is he doing here?"
Berzerker rushes the Undertaker and gets chokeslammed!!! Hercules eats a big boot!!!!! Putski gets chokeslammed!!! Holly jumps off the top rope and Undertaker catches him then drops him on his head with a Tombstone Piledriver!!!!!
Jim Ross: The Undertaker has decimated both teams!!!! My god, The Undertaker is out of control!!!!!!
Undertaker demands a microphone!!!
Ted Dibiase: It looks like the Undertaker has something to say Ross!!!
The Undertaker: "Next week, whether it be Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels, you must beware. The Creatures of the Night have awoken, and the Deadman will become the WWF Champion once again."
The Undertaker drops the microphone and stands tall in the ring, his eyes rolling back as he does his signature throat-cut gesture. The camera pans to the fallen wrestlers as Jim Ross and Ted DiBiase react.
Jim Ross: "The Undertaker has spoken! The Deadman has his sights set on the WWF Championship!"
Ted DiBiase: "Whoever wins next week better watch their back, because The Undertaker is coming for them!"
Jim Ross: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw!!! Before we go to the main event, let’s hear from the WWF Champion Shawn Michaels!!!!
The camera cuts to a backstage area where WWF Champion Shawn Michaels is standing with a confident smirk on his face. The WWF Title is draped over his shoulder.
Shawn Michaels: "Well, well, well. Looks like Bret Hart's having a rough night, huh? First, he gets ambushed by his own brother Owen, and now he's off to the hospital. Tough break, Hitman. But let’s get one thing straight – next week, whether you're hobbling on one leg or coming in on crutches, you’re still stepping into the ring with the Heartbreak Kid."
Shawn adjusts the title on his shoulder, his smirk growing wider.
Shawn Michaels: "Bret, you've always been the guy who claims to be the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. But next week, I'm going to prove that I'm the one who truly deserves this title. And as for Owen... I guess family isn't everything, is it?"
Shawn Michaels: "Now, let's talk about the big, spooky elephant in the room – The Undertaker. People keep asking me if I'm scared of things that go bump in the night. Well, let me make this perfectly clear: The Heartbreak Kid isn't afraid of the dark. Deadman, you can play your mind games all you want, but when it comes down to it, I'm not running from you or anyone else."
Shawn’s eyes narrow as he leans closer to the camera, emphasizing his next words.
Shawn Michaels: "Next week, Bret, you better bring everything you've got, because I'm walking out still the WWF Champion. And Undertaker, if you think you can take this title from me, you better be ready to step into my world. The Heartbreak Kid fears no man, living or dead."
Shawn straightens up, his smirk returning as he finishes his promo.
Shawn Michaels: "See you next week, boys. It’s going to be a night you’ll never forget."
The camera lingers on Shawn’s confident expression before cutting back to the commentary team.
Jim Ross: "Strong words from the WWF Champion, Shawn Michaels. Next week’s Raw is shaping up to be one for the ages."
Ted DiBiase: "Shawn Michaels is right to be confident, but he better not underestimate either Bret Hart or The Undertaker. Next week is going to be explosive!"
Razor Ramon makes his entrance, the crowd cheering loudly. He oozes confidence as he saunters down to the ring, flicking his toothpick into the camera before stepping through the ropes.
Jim Ross: "Here he is, folks, the Bad Guy himself, Razor Ramon! This man has been on a tear lately, and tonight he faces one of the most unpredictable opponents in the WWF, Cactus Jack."
Ted DiBiase "Razor better be ready, Ross. Cactus Jack is a wild card. You never know what that lunatic is going to do."
Cactus Jack's music hits. Cactus Jack makes his way to the ring, his wild eyes scanning the arena. He looks unhinged, ready for a fight.
Jim Ross: "This is going to be one brutal contest, folks. Razor Ramon versus Cactus Jack, and you can feel the tension in the air."
Ted DiBiase: "Cactus Jack thrives on chaos, and that's exactly what we're going to see tonight."
Razor Ramon
Vs.
Cactus Jack
The bell rings, and the match is underway. Razor Ramon and Cactus Jack circle each other, sizing each other up before locking up in the center of the ring.
Jim Ross: "Here we go, the battle begins! Razor Ramon and Cactus Jack, two of the toughest competitors in the WWF."
They lock up, but Cactus quickly gains the upper hand with a series of wild punches, driving Razor into the corner. Cactus follows up with a big clothesline, sending Razor crashing to the mat.
Ted DiBiase: "Cactus Jack wasting no time, he's going straight for the jugular!"
Cactus continues his assault, stomping away at Razor. He drags Razor to his feet and whips him into the ropes, but Razor ducks a clothesline and comes back with a huge right hand, staggering Cactus.
Jim Ross:"Razor fighting back! The Bad Guy showing he's not going to be intimidated!"
Razor takes control, delivering a series of hard punches and a big scoop slam. He follows up with a fallaway slam, sending Cactus across the ring. The crowd is firmly behind Razor as he signals for the Razor's Edge.
Ted DiBiase: "Razor Ramon looking to end this early! He's going for the Razor's Edge!"
Razor sets up Cactus for the Razor's Edge, but Cactus fights out of it, raking Razor's eyes. Cactus then hits a double-arm DDT, and both men are down.
Jim Ross: "What a counter by Cactus Jack! Both men are down, and referee Mikey Whipwreck begins the count!"
Both men struggle to their feet and exchange punches in the center of the ring. Razor gets the upper hand and whips Cactus into the ropes, but Cactus ducks a clothesline and hits a running knee lift, sending Razor crashing to the mat.
Ted DiBiase: "Cactus Jack is relentless! He just keeps coming at you!"
Cactus goes to the outside and grabs a chair, but the referee warns him. Cactus ignores the referee and brings the chair into the ring. As Razor gets to his feet, Cactus swings the chair and connects with Razor's back, causing the referee to call for the bell.
Winner: Razor Ramon via DQ
Jim Ross: "Oh, come on! Cactus Jack with that chair shot, and the referee has no choice but to disqualify him!"
Ted DiBiase: "Cactus doesn't care about winning or losing, he just wants to inflict pain!"
Officials rush into the ring to separate the two men, but Razor grabs a chair of his own. Cactus and Razor fight off the officials and face off, each holding a chair.
Jim Ross: "This is getting out of hand! Both men have chairs, and the officials can't control them!"
In a wild moment, both men swing their chairs at the same time, hitting each other in the head and collapsing to the mat simultaneously.
Ted DiBiase: "They've knocked each other out! This is insanity!"
The officials finally manage to pull the chairs away and check on both men, who lie motionless on the mat.
Jim Ross: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've never seen anything like this! Razor Ramon and Cactus Jack have taken each other out with those chairs! This is absolute chaos!"
The camera pans to the fallen wrestlers as Jim Ross signs off.
Jim Ross: "Folks, we are out of time! This situation is completely out of control! We'll see you next week on Monday Night Raw! Good night, everybody!"
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