WCW ON TBS(5/18/94)
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World Championship Wrestling
Taped 5/16/94 at Center Stage in Atlanta, GA to air at 6:05 PM on 5/18/94 on Superstation TBS
Announcers: Tony Schiavone, Jesse Ventura, & Larry Zybysko
Interviewer: Gene Okerlund
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Capetta
TONY: Welcome to World Championship Wrestling on the Superstation! We have a great lineup of action for you this week! WCW Commisssioner Nick Bockwinkel has some big announcements for you! Ahmed Johnson challenged the Stud Stable last week and Col. Robert Parker accepted the challenge! Ahmed and two of his pals will take on three member of the Stud Stable! WCW World Tag Team Champions Rick & Scott Steiner will team up with the sensational Rob Van Dam to take on the Hardliners and the US Champion Ravishing Rick Rude! Arn Anderson will defend his World TV Title against Scotty Riggs! After the Nasty Boys and Luna Vachon left the Road Warriors laid out last week, Hawk and Animal challenged the Nasty Boys to a match here this week! A match that would be a main event anywhere in the world!
JESSE: Some guys never learn! I guess Hawk and Animal fit into that category!
LARRY: Don’t forget Lord Steven Regal has an open challenge! He says that he’s still the best wrestler on TV, even without the title!
TONY: We’ll see about that! Let’s go to our first match!
Sting vs. Jonnie Stewart: What a way to start the show! The Stinger, a man who many people think should still be World Champion! Sting pins Stewart after a Stinger splash.
WINNER: STING
Mean Gene is standing by with WCW Commisissioner Nick Bockwinkel. There is a table in front of them with three title belts.
There is a logo behind them…
GENE: WCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel, we have a lot to cover, so let’s get right to it, shall we?
BOCKWINKEL: Gene, as you know, we have had a recent influx of great tag teams here in WCW. For that reason, we have decided to reintroduce the United States Tag Team Title. You can see these beautiful championship belts here. There will be a tournament for these belts on June 2 at the Omni in Atlanta, GA. The winners of the tournament will be not only United States Champions, but also the top contenders to the WCW World Title, currently held by the Steiner Brothers and will receive a guaranteed match for the World Tag Team Titles at a future date.
GENE: That is fantastic news, Commissioner! There’s another belt here before us and I know that you want to address that!
BOCKWINKEL: I certainly do, Gene! The World Heavyweight Title is currently held up following the controversial match at the recent Clash of the Champions! Slamboree will air on pay per view on May 26th, originating from the Sundome in Tampa, FL! The main Event will see the last two men to claim this title compete for the held up World Title as Sting takes on “Nature Boy” Ric Flair!
Ric Flair arrives, decked out in a custom made suit!
FLAIR: WOOOO! Nick Bockwinkel, you just guaranteed a record PPV buy rate and a sold out Sundome because the Nature Boy is money! At the Clash, I gave Sting a wrestling lesson! At Slamboree, I’ll reclaim what’s rightfully mine!
Uh oh! Sting is here!
STING: Slick Ric, you must have seen a different version of the Clash than I did because what I saw and what all of these WCW fans saw was the Stinger kicking your tail all over that ring! OWWWWWWWWW!
FLAIR: Look at this, Mean Gene...no class! Is this the man that you want representing WCW? I don’t think so! Look at me, custom made from head to toe! I arrived in a limo! Look at this guy with his painted face! Where I come from, only clowns wear paint on their faces!
STING: So, you’re admitting that a clown was whipping your butt until the Horsemen stuck their noses into the match? I don’t think I’d broadcast that, Nature Boy! I came out here to ask you a question: Will you have the guts to tell Ole, Arn, Lex, and Sid to stay in the locker room so these people can see a one on one match!
FLAIR: Sting, I can beat you one on one! At Slamboree, I will beat you man to man, right in the middle of the ring! You’re gonna be mine...all night long! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
STING: I’ll be there, Nature Boy! And you’d better be ready for the fight of your life!!! OWWWWWWWWW!!!
GENE: Slamboree, May 26…..Call your cable provider for availability ASAP! I wouldn’t miss it!
COMMERCIAL
Sherri Martel and Colonel Robert Parker lead the unique pairing of US Champion Ravishing Rick Rude and the Hardliners to the ring!
The World Tag Team Champions and the sensational Rob Van Dam come to the ring and the fans react very positively!
Ravishing Rick Rude & The Hardliners(w/Sherri Martel & Col. Robert Parker) vs. Rick & Scott Steiner & Rob Van Dam: The Steiners and hardliners have been feuding for quite some time and they attempt to tear each other apart. Meanwhile, RVD seems to keep the US Champion off balance with his combination of martial arts and aerial moves. In fact, Van Dam shocks the world as he hits Rude with a spin kick and scores an upset pinfall on the Ravishing One! Sherri tries to interfere, but she’s too late to make a difference! Rude is irate afterwards! He kicks the ropes and threatens Col. Parker!
WINNERS: ROB VAN DAM & THE STEINER BROTHERS
GENE: Our United States Champion is irate!
RUDE: I can’t believe it! What a fluke! Who is that punk and why was he even in the ====BLEEP==== ring with the United states Champion?
GENE: His name is Rob Van Dam and he seems to have your number!
RUDE: ====BLEEP=== You get that ===BLEEP==== in the ring with me and I’ll show you who’s got my number! Come to Slamboree, you two bit jabroni! I’ll give you a title match! I’ll make you famous! Nobody humiliates me on national TV, in front of my woman! ===BLEEP=== it all, Mean Gene!
GENE: It appears, ladies and gentlemen, that young Rob Van Dam has gotten under the skin of Ravishing Rick Rude!
SHERRI: Mean Gene, Rob Van Dam is in serious trouble now!
COMMERCIAL
Bruise Brothers vs. Tom Brandi & Mikey Whipwreck: Brandi and Whipwreck are capable wrestlers, but the size and sheer violence of Ron & Don Harris overwhelms them. Ron pins Whipwreck after a legdrop.
WINNERS: THE BRUISE BROTHERS
COMMERCIAL
The Eliminators vs. The Durango Kid & King Kahlua: Kronus and Saturn put on an awesome display of tag team skill and ability. Kronus pins Kahlua after the Eliminators wipe him out with their Total Elimination finisher.
WINNERS: THE ELIMINATORS
The announce team agrees that we have just enjoyed two teams who are very capable of winning the US Tag Team Title Tournament!
COMMERCIAL
Harley Race leads the massive Vader into Center Stage!
Vader (w/ Harley Race) vs. Tony Williams & Tim Parker: The former WCW Champion is in a handicap match this week. Vader goes through two men like hot lead After powerbombing each opponent, he stacks them like cord wood, then crushes them both with a moonsault for the pin. The camera catches a familiar figure watching intently from ringside… Bam Bam Bigelow!!!
WINNER: VADER
COMMERCIAL
The Barbarian, Nailz, & Doom (w/Colonel Robert Parker) vs. Ahmed Johnson, Bam Bam Bigelow, & Taz: Last week, Ahmed challenged the Stud Stable to a match with he and two of his pals. Turns out that Ahmed has some very tough pals! This match quickly degenerates into a brawl! Referee Randy Anderson loses control and calls for the bell!
RESULT: NO CONTEST
After the two teams are separated, Ahmed joins Mean Gene!
AHMED: Hey, Colonel! Hey, Colonel! You and your stooges come here!
Parker, Nailz, Doom, the Barbarian, and the Hardliners join Johnson and Okerlund.
AHMED: Listen up, Colonel, I am sick and tired of you and your garbage! I’ll take on anybody you got at Slamboree, down at the Sundome! Any of your goons!
All of Parker’s men are trying to volunteer!
PARKER: Son, did you say anybody that I’ve got?
AHMED: I’m not your son, but yeah, that’s what I said!
PARKER: alright, men, simmer down! Let’s have cooler heads prevail here, ok? Johnson, you should have done some research! It just so happens that I have recently signed one of the most dangerous men in wrestling for my Stud Stable!Feast your eyes on the screen behind you, son! This could be frightening for the youngsters watching. Parental discretion is advised.
(NOTE: A titan tron type screen has been added to the set. It is placed on the set, directly behind where Mean Gene conducts his interviews.)
VTR:
As the music plays, we see Kamala stalking through the jungle, spear in hand, intercut with in ring footage of the Ugandan giant destroying various opponents.
PARKER: You still feeling froggy, Ahmed?
AHMED: You bring him to Slamboree and I’ll take him on!
PARKER: Son, you just ain’t got good sense!
GENE: Looks like we have a match added to Slamboree, ladies and gentlemen!
COMMERCIAL
WCW TV Title match: Arn Anderson (w/Ole Anderson) © vs. Scotty Riggs: Double A defends his belt against a rising star in Riggs. Riggs gives Arn a spirited contest and scores several near falls. Arn holds on for a successful title defense as he gets the duke after a spine buster.
WINNER: ARN ANDERSON
The Andersons have joined Mean Gene!
GENE: Another big win for the Four Horsemen and a successful title defense for the man they call “the Enforcer”!
ARN: Big deal!
GENE: What do you mean by that?
ARN: I have one of the most prestigious belts in WCW and what do they give me? Scotty Riggs! Some never was! Why don’t I get some name brand opponents, Gene?
OLE: Gene Okerlund, this man might be the best overall wrestler that I’ve ever been associated with! HE should only be defending against top of the line guys!
GENE: Speaking of top of the line….
RICKY STEAMBOAT WALKS ONTO THE SET!!!
STEAMBOAT: Hello, Ole and Arn!
ARN: What business do you have out here?
STEAMBOAT: I hear you out here running down a fine young athlete like Scotty Riggs and saying you want competition for that championship. I thought I’d volunteer to give you some competition! I don’t wanna sound like a braggart, but I’ve been in main events in Madison Square Garden, the Omni, the Meadowlands, you name it! I’ve held titles wherever I’ve been! Do I meet up to your lofty standards, Arn?
OLE: No way! We saw how Rick Rude kicked your tail and took that US Title! You were a top guy once, but you’re at the end of the line now, Ricky! No title match for you!
STEAMBOAT: You guys talk a big game, but when it comes to backing up what you say, you’re a couple of jellyfish!
Steamboat turns to leave. Ole and Arn jump him from behind! Steamboat throws two chops! One hits Ole in the throat, the other nails Arn! Both Andersons go down! Steamboat leaves with his head held high! Arn manages to get to his feet and grab the mic from Gene’s hand!
ARN: Alright, Steamboat, you’ve got your title match! When you spend that night in the hospital, don’t say that I didn’t warn you!
COMMERCIAL
Lord Steven Regal Stands in the ring, microphone in hand.
REGAL: With all due respect to Arn Anderson, I remain the best wrestler on television. And I will prove it tonight with this open challenge! Any professional wrestler in the building is welcome to enter the ring and try his luck against Lord Steven Regal! Come now, lads, don’t be shy! This is your chance at fame and fortune!
We have a volunteer! It’s LEE SCOTT!
Regal takes Scott apart and in under two minutes, locks in the Regal Stretch for the submission!
REGAL: Next? Any other takers? Ah, that’s a good lad!
TONY STETSON arrives to a few cheers and a smattering of boos. Stetson gives it all, but doesn’t fare much better than the last guy. Stetson also falls prey to a Regal Stretch.
REGAL: I’ve barely worked up a sweat! This surely isn’t all that World Championship Wrestling has to offer! How utterly disappointing!
OK, this should make your life interesting, your Lordship!
TAZMANIAC!!!!
Taz hits the ring and unleashes an incredible barrage of suplexes! Regal doesn’t know what hit him!Tazmaniac locks in his Tazmission hold and Regal submits!!! Center Stage is rocking! Regal leaves the ring, almost in tears! This is incredible!
JESSE: His Lordship should have been given advance notice!There’s no way to prepare for a lunatic!
COMMERCIAL
The Nasty Boys are in the ring, flanking Luna Vachon. Luna showed Road Warrior Animal how dangerous that she could be last week!
Hawk and Animal have arrived for what would be a main event in any arena worldwide! Animal still has the bandage on his abdomen that covers the burn from Lun’as fireball last week!
The Road Warriors vs, The Nasty Boys(w/Luna Vachon): The Warriors attack before the bell! No scientific wrestling here, this is all out WAR!!!! Animal’s injury doesn’t seem to affect him at all as the Warriors and the Nastys fight all over Center Stage! Eventually, referee Nick Patrick has no alternative- he counts both teams out of the ring!
RESULT: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
After the bell, the two teams continue fighting! At one point, Animal and Jerry Saggs brawl into the dressing room area with Luna close behind them! A few minutes later, Saggs and Luna busts back into the arena, running for their lives! Animal follows them, carrying a garbage can! Eventually, several wrestlers and referees manage to somehow get order restored! Hawk and Animal join Mean Gene!
ANIMAL: Mean Gene, that felt good! Really good! There’s nothin’ me and my brother like any better than beating people up! Especially punks like the Nasty Boys!
HAWK: There are two types of people in this world, Gene! There are weasels and weasel slappers! The Road Warriors are weasel slappers and we just proved it to Saggs and Knobbs and Loony Luna! I’ve been hearing that maybe Hawk and animal have gotten soft! That we let success go to our heads! That we forgot where we came from! What a load of crap! We are street fighters! We were born street fighters and we’ll die street fighters! Nasty Boys, at Slamboree, let’s see who is really tough! Let’s have a Street Fight! No DQ! No countout! Come as you are! Anything goes! Do you have the guts?
ANIMAL: The Road Warriors are ready! Bring it on!
HAWK: OOOOOOOOHHHHH, WHAAAAAAT AAAAA RUUUUUUUSH!!!!
GENE: Join us next week here on the SuperStation!
Taped 5/16/94 at Center Stage in Atlanta, GA to air at 6:05 PM on 5/18/94 on Superstation TBS
Announcers: Tony Schiavone, Jesse Ventura, & Larry Zybysko
Interviewer: Gene Okerlund
Ring Announcer: Gary Michael Capetta
TONY: Welcome to World Championship Wrestling on the Superstation! We have a great lineup of action for you this week! WCW Commisssioner Nick Bockwinkel has some big announcements for you! Ahmed Johnson challenged the Stud Stable last week and Col. Robert Parker accepted the challenge! Ahmed and two of his pals will take on three member of the Stud Stable! WCW World Tag Team Champions Rick & Scott Steiner will team up with the sensational Rob Van Dam to take on the Hardliners and the US Champion Ravishing Rick Rude! Arn Anderson will defend his World TV Title against Scotty Riggs! After the Nasty Boys and Luna Vachon left the Road Warriors laid out last week, Hawk and Animal challenged the Nasty Boys to a match here this week! A match that would be a main event anywhere in the world!
JESSE: Some guys never learn! I guess Hawk and Animal fit into that category!
LARRY: Don’t forget Lord Steven Regal has an open challenge! He says that he’s still the best wrestler on TV, even without the title!
TONY: We’ll see about that! Let’s go to our first match!
Sting vs. Jonnie Stewart: What a way to start the show! The Stinger, a man who many people think should still be World Champion! Sting pins Stewart after a Stinger splash.
WINNER: STING
Mean Gene is standing by with WCW Commisissioner Nick Bockwinkel. There is a table in front of them with three title belts.
There is a logo behind them…
GENE: WCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel, we have a lot to cover, so let’s get right to it, shall we?
BOCKWINKEL: Gene, as you know, we have had a recent influx of great tag teams here in WCW. For that reason, we have decided to reintroduce the United States Tag Team Title. You can see these beautiful championship belts here. There will be a tournament for these belts on June 2 at the Omni in Atlanta, GA. The winners of the tournament will be not only United States Champions, but also the top contenders to the WCW World Title, currently held by the Steiner Brothers and will receive a guaranteed match for the World Tag Team Titles at a future date.
GENE: That is fantastic news, Commissioner! There’s another belt here before us and I know that you want to address that!
BOCKWINKEL: I certainly do, Gene! The World Heavyweight Title is currently held up following the controversial match at the recent Clash of the Champions! Slamboree will air on pay per view on May 26th, originating from the Sundome in Tampa, FL! The main Event will see the last two men to claim this title compete for the held up World Title as Sting takes on “Nature Boy” Ric Flair!
Ric Flair arrives, decked out in a custom made suit!
FLAIR: WOOOO! Nick Bockwinkel, you just guaranteed a record PPV buy rate and a sold out Sundome because the Nature Boy is money! At the Clash, I gave Sting a wrestling lesson! At Slamboree, I’ll reclaim what’s rightfully mine!
Uh oh! Sting is here!
STING: Slick Ric, you must have seen a different version of the Clash than I did because what I saw and what all of these WCW fans saw was the Stinger kicking your tail all over that ring! OWWWWWWWWW!
FLAIR: Look at this, Mean Gene...no class! Is this the man that you want representing WCW? I don’t think so! Look at me, custom made from head to toe! I arrived in a limo! Look at this guy with his painted face! Where I come from, only clowns wear paint on their faces!
STING: So, you’re admitting that a clown was whipping your butt until the Horsemen stuck their noses into the match? I don’t think I’d broadcast that, Nature Boy! I came out here to ask you a question: Will you have the guts to tell Ole, Arn, Lex, and Sid to stay in the locker room so these people can see a one on one match!
FLAIR: Sting, I can beat you one on one! At Slamboree, I will beat you man to man, right in the middle of the ring! You’re gonna be mine...all night long! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
STING: I’ll be there, Nature Boy! And you’d better be ready for the fight of your life!!! OWWWWWWWWW!!!
GENE: Slamboree, May 26…..Call your cable provider for availability ASAP! I wouldn’t miss it!
COMMERCIAL
Sherri Martel and Colonel Robert Parker lead the unique pairing of US Champion Ravishing Rick Rude and the Hardliners to the ring!
The World Tag Team Champions and the sensational Rob Van Dam come to the ring and the fans react very positively!
Ravishing Rick Rude & The Hardliners(w/Sherri Martel & Col. Robert Parker) vs. Rick & Scott Steiner & Rob Van Dam: The Steiners and hardliners have been feuding for quite some time and they attempt to tear each other apart. Meanwhile, RVD seems to keep the US Champion off balance with his combination of martial arts and aerial moves. In fact, Van Dam shocks the world as he hits Rude with a spin kick and scores an upset pinfall on the Ravishing One! Sherri tries to interfere, but she’s too late to make a difference! Rude is irate afterwards! He kicks the ropes and threatens Col. Parker!
WINNERS: ROB VAN DAM & THE STEINER BROTHERS
GENE: Our United States Champion is irate!
RUDE: I can’t believe it! What a fluke! Who is that punk and why was he even in the ====BLEEP==== ring with the United states Champion?
GENE: His name is Rob Van Dam and he seems to have your number!
RUDE: ====BLEEP=== You get that ===BLEEP==== in the ring with me and I’ll show you who’s got my number! Come to Slamboree, you two bit jabroni! I’ll give you a title match! I’ll make you famous! Nobody humiliates me on national TV, in front of my woman! ===BLEEP=== it all, Mean Gene!
GENE: It appears, ladies and gentlemen, that young Rob Van Dam has gotten under the skin of Ravishing Rick Rude!
SHERRI: Mean Gene, Rob Van Dam is in serious trouble now!
COMMERCIAL
Bruise Brothers vs. Tom Brandi & Mikey Whipwreck: Brandi and Whipwreck are capable wrestlers, but the size and sheer violence of Ron & Don Harris overwhelms them. Ron pins Whipwreck after a legdrop.
WINNERS: THE BRUISE BROTHERS
COMMERCIAL
The Eliminators vs. The Durango Kid & King Kahlua: Kronus and Saturn put on an awesome display of tag team skill and ability. Kronus pins Kahlua after the Eliminators wipe him out with their Total Elimination finisher.
WINNERS: THE ELIMINATORS
The announce team agrees that we have just enjoyed two teams who are very capable of winning the US Tag Team Title Tournament!
COMMERCIAL
Harley Race leads the massive Vader into Center Stage!
Vader (w/ Harley Race) vs. Tony Williams & Tim Parker: The former WCW Champion is in a handicap match this week. Vader goes through two men like hot lead After powerbombing each opponent, he stacks them like cord wood, then crushes them both with a moonsault for the pin. The camera catches a familiar figure watching intently from ringside… Bam Bam Bigelow!!!
WINNER: VADER
COMMERCIAL
The Barbarian, Nailz, & Doom (w/Colonel Robert Parker) vs. Ahmed Johnson, Bam Bam Bigelow, & Taz: Last week, Ahmed challenged the Stud Stable to a match with he and two of his pals. Turns out that Ahmed has some very tough pals! This match quickly degenerates into a brawl! Referee Randy Anderson loses control and calls for the bell!
RESULT: NO CONTEST
After the two teams are separated, Ahmed joins Mean Gene!
AHMED: Hey, Colonel! Hey, Colonel! You and your stooges come here!
Parker, Nailz, Doom, the Barbarian, and the Hardliners join Johnson and Okerlund.
AHMED: Listen up, Colonel, I am sick and tired of you and your garbage! I’ll take on anybody you got at Slamboree, down at the Sundome! Any of your goons!
All of Parker’s men are trying to volunteer!
PARKER: Son, did you say anybody that I’ve got?
AHMED: I’m not your son, but yeah, that’s what I said!
PARKER: alright, men, simmer down! Let’s have cooler heads prevail here, ok? Johnson, you should have done some research! It just so happens that I have recently signed one of the most dangerous men in wrestling for my Stud Stable!Feast your eyes on the screen behind you, son! This could be frightening for the youngsters watching. Parental discretion is advised.
(NOTE: A titan tron type screen has been added to the set. It is placed on the set, directly behind where Mean Gene conducts his interviews.)
VTR:
As the music plays, we see Kamala stalking through the jungle, spear in hand, intercut with in ring footage of the Ugandan giant destroying various opponents.
PARKER: You still feeling froggy, Ahmed?
AHMED: You bring him to Slamboree and I’ll take him on!
PARKER: Son, you just ain’t got good sense!
GENE: Looks like we have a match added to Slamboree, ladies and gentlemen!
COMMERCIAL
WCW TV Title match: Arn Anderson (w/Ole Anderson) © vs. Scotty Riggs: Double A defends his belt against a rising star in Riggs. Riggs gives Arn a spirited contest and scores several near falls. Arn holds on for a successful title defense as he gets the duke after a spine buster.
WINNER: ARN ANDERSON
The Andersons have joined Mean Gene!
GENE: Another big win for the Four Horsemen and a successful title defense for the man they call “the Enforcer”!
ARN: Big deal!
GENE: What do you mean by that?
ARN: I have one of the most prestigious belts in WCW and what do they give me? Scotty Riggs! Some never was! Why don’t I get some name brand opponents, Gene?
OLE: Gene Okerlund, this man might be the best overall wrestler that I’ve ever been associated with! HE should only be defending against top of the line guys!
GENE: Speaking of top of the line….
RICKY STEAMBOAT WALKS ONTO THE SET!!!
STEAMBOAT: Hello, Ole and Arn!
ARN: What business do you have out here?
STEAMBOAT: I hear you out here running down a fine young athlete like Scotty Riggs and saying you want competition for that championship. I thought I’d volunteer to give you some competition! I don’t wanna sound like a braggart, but I’ve been in main events in Madison Square Garden, the Omni, the Meadowlands, you name it! I’ve held titles wherever I’ve been! Do I meet up to your lofty standards, Arn?
OLE: No way! We saw how Rick Rude kicked your tail and took that US Title! You were a top guy once, but you’re at the end of the line now, Ricky! No title match for you!
STEAMBOAT: You guys talk a big game, but when it comes to backing up what you say, you’re a couple of jellyfish!
Steamboat turns to leave. Ole and Arn jump him from behind! Steamboat throws two chops! One hits Ole in the throat, the other nails Arn! Both Andersons go down! Steamboat leaves with his head held high! Arn manages to get to his feet and grab the mic from Gene’s hand!
ARN: Alright, Steamboat, you’ve got your title match! When you spend that night in the hospital, don’t say that I didn’t warn you!
COMMERCIAL
Lord Steven Regal Stands in the ring, microphone in hand.
REGAL: With all due respect to Arn Anderson, I remain the best wrestler on television. And I will prove it tonight with this open challenge! Any professional wrestler in the building is welcome to enter the ring and try his luck against Lord Steven Regal! Come now, lads, don’t be shy! This is your chance at fame and fortune!
We have a volunteer! It’s LEE SCOTT!
Regal takes Scott apart and in under two minutes, locks in the Regal Stretch for the submission!
REGAL: Next? Any other takers? Ah, that’s a good lad!
TONY STETSON arrives to a few cheers and a smattering of boos. Stetson gives it all, but doesn’t fare much better than the last guy. Stetson also falls prey to a Regal Stretch.
REGAL: I’ve barely worked up a sweat! This surely isn’t all that World Championship Wrestling has to offer! How utterly disappointing!
OK, this should make your life interesting, your Lordship!
TAZMANIAC!!!!
Taz hits the ring and unleashes an incredible barrage of suplexes! Regal doesn’t know what hit him!Tazmaniac locks in his Tazmission hold and Regal submits!!! Center Stage is rocking! Regal leaves the ring, almost in tears! This is incredible!
JESSE: His Lordship should have been given advance notice!There’s no way to prepare for a lunatic!
COMMERCIAL
The Nasty Boys are in the ring, flanking Luna Vachon. Luna showed Road Warrior Animal how dangerous that she could be last week!
Hawk and Animal have arrived for what would be a main event in any arena worldwide! Animal still has the bandage on his abdomen that covers the burn from Lun’as fireball last week!
The Road Warriors vs, The Nasty Boys(w/Luna Vachon): The Warriors attack before the bell! No scientific wrestling here, this is all out WAR!!!! Animal’s injury doesn’t seem to affect him at all as the Warriors and the Nastys fight all over Center Stage! Eventually, referee Nick Patrick has no alternative- he counts both teams out of the ring!
RESULT: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
After the bell, the two teams continue fighting! At one point, Animal and Jerry Saggs brawl into the dressing room area with Luna close behind them! A few minutes later, Saggs and Luna busts back into the arena, running for their lives! Animal follows them, carrying a garbage can! Eventually, several wrestlers and referees manage to somehow get order restored! Hawk and Animal join Mean Gene!
ANIMAL: Mean Gene, that felt good! Really good! There’s nothin’ me and my brother like any better than beating people up! Especially punks like the Nasty Boys!
HAWK: There are two types of people in this world, Gene! There are weasels and weasel slappers! The Road Warriors are weasel slappers and we just proved it to Saggs and Knobbs and Loony Luna! I’ve been hearing that maybe Hawk and animal have gotten soft! That we let success go to our heads! That we forgot where we came from! What a load of crap! We are street fighters! We were born street fighters and we’ll die street fighters! Nasty Boys, at Slamboree, let’s see who is really tough! Let’s have a Street Fight! No DQ! No countout! Come as you are! Anything goes! Do you have the guts?
ANIMAL: The Road Warriors are ready! Bring it on!
HAWK: OOOOOOOOHHHHH, WHAAAAAAT AAAAA RUUUUUUUSH!!!!
GENE: Join us next week here on the SuperStation!
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