The Return of UWA FURY!!!
Jan 10, 2023 1:05:21 GMT
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“UWA FURY”
Taped December 28, 1988, to air January1, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Lee Marshall & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see footage of Terry Funk and Big Van Vader making their entrances at CHRISTMAS CHAOS. We see Funk scoring the pin to win the World Title!The, we see the Moondogs in action! We see “Megabucks Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt making their entrance! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Butch Reed hitting a shoulderblock off the top rope! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! The Freebirds executing a Bamm Bamm Slam! We see Madusa Miceli throwing martial arts kicks at Michael Hayes! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
MARSHALL: Welcome to UWA FURY on our new home, the TNT Network! Happy New Year! We have a great 90 minute program for you this week, but before we get started, Magnum, let’s take special look at Christmas Chaos…
MAGNUM: Lee, it was probably the greatest night of action that I’ve ever been part of! I honestly feel sorry for any of our fans who missed it! Here’s a small sample of what happened!
VTR:
As the music plays, we see Christmas Chaos highlights, including Terry Funk taking the Undisputed World Title from Vader, The Moondogs winning the World Tag Title, Chris Adams beating Dean Malenko for the World Junior Heavyweight Title, and Michael Rotunda beating Tito Santana for the American Title!
We go to the interview area…
BONI: Ladies and gentlemen, he’s accompanied by his brother, Dory Funk, Jr., your new Undisputed World Champion ….”The Legend”, Terry Funk!!!
The Funks make their way to the interview area, shaking hands with fans along the way!
DORY: Before we get started here, I want to make a public apology to my brother. Terry, I’m sorry I ever doubted you! I should have known better by now!
TERRY: It’s ok, Junior! You look at Vader and he looks like some sort of a character from a horror movie! Me? I’m middle aged and I’m about half his size! A couple things he didn’t count on-years of experience and a heart as big as Texas! And my brother was there when I needed him and that’s what matters! This is gonna sound crazy, but winning this belt was the easy part! My brother here was NWA World Champion almost five years and he can tell ya that keepin the title is the hardest part! There’s a long line of contenders out there! From Vader himself to the Freebirds to Kevin Von Erich to Chris Adams! Then there’s Michael Rotunda! The list goes on and on! I’m a fighting champion and anybody who the UWA says is qualified will get their opportunity! I’ll even give Dory here a title match if it comes to that!
DORY: I think it would be better if we went after those Moondogs! That way we could have all of the World Titles in the family!
TERRY: You just never know what the Funk brothers will do next!
BONI: These fans can’t wait to find out, I’m sure! The Funks, ladies and gentlemen!
COMMERCIAL
As the music plays, a newcomer makes his UWA debut...it’s Soul Train Jones! The personable Soul Train(in his Apollo Creed outfit) makes a lap around the ring, making friends and influencing people!
SOUL TRAIN JONES vs. PAT ROSE: Jones is very quick and athletic and appears to have a boxing background. Jones pins Rose after a Russian leg sweep.
VTR:
“Megabucks” Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt are standing in the dressing room area.
ROTUNDA: Stick around, your new American Champion is up next!
MISSY: I’ll be there, too!
COMMERCIAL
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA (W/MISSY HYATT) VS. KEITH ERIC: The new American Champion scores a highly convincing win as he pins Eric after an airplane spin. Afterwards, he and Missy join Boni.
BONI: Congratulations to our new American Champion, Michael Rotunda, accompanied by Missy Hyatt!
ROTUNDA: The First Lady of Professional Wrestling!
BONI: Okay, fair enough!
ROTUNDA: What you saw at Christmas Chaos was class versus riffraff! And you see who prevailed! I am an American Champion you can be proud of! Somebody who all of the kids can aspire to be! Honestly, would any of the parents watching want their son to grow up to be Tito Santana? I think not!
Hold up! Tito is here and he looks like he’s mad!
TITO: You have a big mouth, Mr. Megabucks! Why don’t you tell these people the truth? If it wasn’t for your so called “first lady” and the object she handed you, I would have beaten you on Christmas Day! As former champion, I am entitled to a rematch! When we have that match, do you have the guts to leave her at home, Rotunda? Why don’t you be a man and do something on your own? ARRIBA!
ROTUNDA: You wouldn’t understand, Tito! You’ve never been seen in public with a lovely lady like this! You probably live in a trailer park somewhere and I’m sure you’ve never experienced the finer things in life! No, where I go, my lady goes!
TITO: OK, I offered you the easy way out! There are other ways of keeping outside interference from happening. I’ve been in this business a long time and I promise you and all the fans that I’ll think of something!
MISSY: It doesn’t matter what your twisted mind dreams up, you’ll never beat my man!
TITO: We’ll see about that, little girl!
BONI: The new tag team champions will be here when we come back!
COMMERCIAL
The Moondogs(w/Sir Oliver Humperdink) vs. Al Madril & Jake Milliman: The new World Tag titlleists compete in non-title action. Madril starts off and he gives Spot & Rex some competition. When “the Milkman” tags in, it goes downhill fast for the faces. The Moondogs hit a move the announcers call “the Moondog Mountain” (the finisher they used in real life, the same as Demolition’s finish) and it’s an easy 1-2-3!
After the match, the ‘dogs leave and SOH commandeers Lowrance’s microphone…
HUMPERDINK: Ladies and gentlemen and I use that term very, very loosely, I have a major announcement! There is a new member of the House of Humperdink! He is one of the most dangerous men in our great sport! He not only is a great wrestler, he has a prosperous business on the side as well!
Oliver trots to the ring. He is followed by two muscular young men wearing T shirts that have “RIP’S CARRYOUT SERVICE” printed on the fronts. The men are pushing a gurney.
RIP “THE CRIPPLER” OLIVER(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. RUSTY RIDDLE: Oliver makes an impressive debut. He gets the pin following two shoulderbreakers and a piledriver. After the bout, he and his assistants load Riddle onto the gurney and haul him out of the building.
COMMERCIAL
Pat Tanaka & Paul Diamond enter the arena. Since severing ties with Downtown Bruno, these young men have become quite the fan favorites!
BADD COMPANY VS. BRICK BRONSKY & DOUG VINES: BADD Company are absolutely sensational tonight. Diamond pins Vines after he and Tanaka hit a double superkick. Afterwards, Diamond & Tanaka join Boni…
BONI: here is BADD CO.! Goys, you beat three other top teams at Christmas Chaos! Here’s the part most of us weren’t aware of-by winning that match, you earned a World Tag Team Title match! What do you think about wrestling the Moondogs for the belts?
TANAKA: I think that Spot & Rex are ugly, stinky, and scraggly looking! I also think their manager is a fat toad and a cheating scumbag! They are tough as nails, though! Ya gotta admit that!
DIAMOND: They cheated our buddies, the Texas Broncos, to win the title, but we know how to fight dirty, too, Moondogs! We are really excited about this opportunity and we hope all of our fans are excited for us!
TANAKA: I want to say one more thing: Being around Bruno convinced us of something-we hate managers! Humperdink if you stick your ugly nose in our business, we’ll kick you right in that ugly face of yours!
BONI: Best of luck, guys! When we return, Mexico’s greatest wrestler will be in action!
COMMERCIAL
VTR: We see Frank Dusek in a richly appointed conference room. He is signing some paperwork. A very famous man walks into the room, shakes hands with Dusek and signs the same paperwork…
This is the very famous man:
FRANK DUSEK: Hello, wrestling fans! UWA President Frank Dusek speaking. You are seeing footage from a very big day for the United Wrestling Alliance. Earlier this week, I traveled to Acapulco where the legendary Mil Mascaras, undoubtedly the most popular athlete in the history of Mexico signed an exclusive contract to wrestle for the UWA! I am very proud that this amazing athlete will compete exclusively for the UWA!
We end the VTR and go to the ring!
MIL MASCARAS VS. BOB BRADLEY: Magnum and Lee rave about Mascaras. Bradley is vastly underrated and he has his moments, but Mil gets the duke after a flying shoulderblock.
BONI: Oh my, this is an honor! The great Mil Mascaras is here with me! Welcome to UWA FURY, sir!
MIL: Thank you. It is a great honor to be here.
BONI: Earlier today, we received this tape and the letter contained in the package with the tape said that you should see this!
VTR:
A tough looking individual stands in front of a large Mexican flag. He speaks…
PERRO AGUAYO: Soy Perro Aguayo! Soy el mejor luchador de Mexico! Mil Mascaras, has intentado destrur mi carrera! Voy a entrar enla UWA para vengarme! Te destruire de la misma maneraque trataste de destruirme, Mascaras! Tu leyenda llegara a su fin, de una vez por todas!
We return to the interview area.
BONI: Mil, your response?
Mil is shaking his head…
MASCARAS: Perro, I’ll be waiting for you! I’ll be here, waiting for you!
BONI: I really don’t know much Spanish, but I can tell this is a very serious situation! We’ll be right back!
YUKON JOHN NORD VS. BIG JOHN STUDD(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): This a hossfight and an all out brawl! When things start to go Nord’s way, SOH slides a chair in to his man, leading referee Scott LeDoux to call for a DQ! Studd attempts to blast John with the chair, but the big lumberjack takes it away and clobbers Studd, knocking him out of the ring! Studd wants to fight on, but Humperdink talks him out of that!
VTR: Sgt. Slaughter stands in front of a huge American flag…
SLAUGHTER: Iron Sheik, you maggot, you scum! Your buddy Colonel DeBeers has gone back to South Africa! I guess an American Christmas just wasn’t white enough for that jerk! Tonight on UWA FURY here on TNT, it will be one on one! If I run you outta the USA back to Iran, can you imagine the recption that the Ayatollah will have for you! Probably a firing squad! It’s just you and me, Sheik! I asked Ranger Ross to stay at home! Man against man, USA vs. Iran! Right here on TNT!
MARSHALL: (voice over) That’s next here on UWA FURY!
COMMERCIAL
The Iron Sheik stands in the ring, waving an Iranian flag!
Here comes the Sarge! He hands out tiny American flags to fans as he enters the arena to face his most hated opponent! They’re about to blow the roof off the joint with the “USA” chant!
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. THE IRON SHEIK: These two warriors attack each other viciously! This is an all out war! Sheik uses a foreign object to lacerate the Sarge and it looks bad for our American hero! Then, Slaughter turns the tide with a huge clothesline! Slaughter follows that up with the cobra clutch! The Iranian is fading fast!
Wait a second! What is this???
It’s Boris Zhukov & Nikolai Volkoff! These two don’t even wrestle for the UWA!!!
The Russians attack Slaughter and beat him down viciously! This ambush has completely surprised the Sarge and everybody else in the arena! Sheik manages to shake off the effects of the cobra hold and joins in the beatdown! Now, what are these jerks doing! No, I cannot believe this!!!
THEY HAVE PUT THE IRANIAN FLAG ON TOP OF THE FALLEN MARINE!!! AMERICA’S HERO BURIED IN THE IRANIAN FLAG!!! COMPLETE AND UTTER HUMILIATION FOR SLAUGHTER ON UWA FURY!!!
Thankfully, the babyface locker room empties and the Russian/Iranian coalition retreats! What an incredible scene!
COMMERCIAL
Freebird Michael Hayes, the challenger for the UWA TV Title, enters the ring! He is as cocky as ever as he struts down the aisle. Hayes enters the ring, does a bump and grind on the turnbuckles. Then, the music changes…
The UWA’s first double champion enters the ring. Even though only his TV Title is on the line, he has the World Junior Heavyweight belt slung over his shoulder!
Lee Marshall informs us that the TV Title will be defended against former Junior Heavyweight Champion Dean Malenko here on UWA FURY next week, regardless of who holds the title!
UWA TV TITLE MATCH: “GENTLEMAN” CHRIS ADAMS © VS. MICHAEL “P.S” HAYES: Adams attempts to wrestle scientifically while Hayes wants to brawl. When Adams takes control of the match, Buddy Roberts comes to ringside and starts smacking the mat! Roberts manages to smuggle a balck glove to his Freebird brother, then, he climbs onto the apron where he distracts referee David Manning just long enough for Hayes to put on the glove and nail Adams with a knockout punch! Hayes stuffs the glove into his tights and covers Adams! ONE! TWO!
THREE!!!!
MICHAEL HAYES IS THE NEW UWA TELEVISION CHAMPION! ROBERTS ENTERS THE RING TO CELEBRATE THE NEW CHAMPION IN THE FREEBIRD FAMILY!!!
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Magnum TA expresses righteous indignation over the highway robbery that just took place, but he helps Lee Marshall promo next week’s UWA FURY! Next week…
ZHUKOV & VOLKOFF MAKE THEIR OFFICIAL UWA DEBUT!!!
SGT. SLAUGHTER WILL BE IN ACTION!!!
VADER TAKES ON THREE MEN IN A HANDICAP MATCH!!!
TV TITLE: NEW CHAMPION MICHAEL HAYES FACES THE CHALLENGE OF DEAN MALENKO!!!
WE’LL ANNOUNCE THE DATE & LOCATION OF OUR NEXT PPV SPECTCULAR!!!
PLUS MANY OTHER GREAT WRESTLERS WILL BE SIGNED BETWEEN NOW AND THEN! DON’T MISS UWA FURY!!1
AG
PE
Taped December 28, 1988, to air January1, 1989 at 8 PM on TNT
Commentary: Lee Marshall & Magnum TA
Interviewer: Boni Blackstone
Ring Announcer: Mark Lowrance
VTR OPENING:
As the music plays, we see footage of Terry Funk and Big Van Vader making their entrances at CHRISTMAS CHAOS. We see Funk scoring the pin to win the World Title!The, we see the Moondogs in action! We see “Megabucks Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt making their entrance! Sgt. Slaughter waving Old Glory! Kevin Von Erich hitting a flying bodypress! Butch Reed hitting a shoulderblock off the top rope! Bad News Brown hitting a ghetto blaster! The Freebirds executing a Bamm Bamm Slam! We see Madusa Miceli throwing martial arts kicks at Michael Hayes! Chris Adams nailing a superkick!
MARSHALL: Welcome to UWA FURY on our new home, the TNT Network! Happy New Year! We have a great 90 minute program for you this week, but before we get started, Magnum, let’s take special look at Christmas Chaos…
MAGNUM: Lee, it was probably the greatest night of action that I’ve ever been part of! I honestly feel sorry for any of our fans who missed it! Here’s a small sample of what happened!
VTR:
As the music plays, we see Christmas Chaos highlights, including Terry Funk taking the Undisputed World Title from Vader, The Moondogs winning the World Tag Title, Chris Adams beating Dean Malenko for the World Junior Heavyweight Title, and Michael Rotunda beating Tito Santana for the American Title!
We go to the interview area…
BONI: Ladies and gentlemen, he’s accompanied by his brother, Dory Funk, Jr., your new Undisputed World Champion ….”The Legend”, Terry Funk!!!
The Funks make their way to the interview area, shaking hands with fans along the way!
DORY: Before we get started here, I want to make a public apology to my brother. Terry, I’m sorry I ever doubted you! I should have known better by now!
TERRY: It’s ok, Junior! You look at Vader and he looks like some sort of a character from a horror movie! Me? I’m middle aged and I’m about half his size! A couple things he didn’t count on-years of experience and a heart as big as Texas! And my brother was there when I needed him and that’s what matters! This is gonna sound crazy, but winning this belt was the easy part! My brother here was NWA World Champion almost five years and he can tell ya that keepin the title is the hardest part! There’s a long line of contenders out there! From Vader himself to the Freebirds to Kevin Von Erich to Chris Adams! Then there’s Michael Rotunda! The list goes on and on! I’m a fighting champion and anybody who the UWA says is qualified will get their opportunity! I’ll even give Dory here a title match if it comes to that!
DORY: I think it would be better if we went after those Moondogs! That way we could have all of the World Titles in the family!
TERRY: You just never know what the Funk brothers will do next!
BONI: These fans can’t wait to find out, I’m sure! The Funks, ladies and gentlemen!
COMMERCIAL
As the music plays, a newcomer makes his UWA debut...it’s Soul Train Jones! The personable Soul Train(in his Apollo Creed outfit) makes a lap around the ring, making friends and influencing people!
SOUL TRAIN JONES vs. PAT ROSE: Jones is very quick and athletic and appears to have a boxing background. Jones pins Rose after a Russian leg sweep.
VTR:
“Megabucks” Michael Rotunda and Missy Hyatt are standing in the dressing room area.
ROTUNDA: Stick around, your new American Champion is up next!
MISSY: I’ll be there, too!
COMMERCIAL
“MEGABUCKS” MICHAEL ROTUNDA (W/MISSY HYATT) VS. KEITH ERIC: The new American Champion scores a highly convincing win as he pins Eric after an airplane spin. Afterwards, he and Missy join Boni.
BONI: Congratulations to our new American Champion, Michael Rotunda, accompanied by Missy Hyatt!
ROTUNDA: The First Lady of Professional Wrestling!
BONI: Okay, fair enough!
ROTUNDA: What you saw at Christmas Chaos was class versus riffraff! And you see who prevailed! I am an American Champion you can be proud of! Somebody who all of the kids can aspire to be! Honestly, would any of the parents watching want their son to grow up to be Tito Santana? I think not!
Hold up! Tito is here and he looks like he’s mad!
TITO: You have a big mouth, Mr. Megabucks! Why don’t you tell these people the truth? If it wasn’t for your so called “first lady” and the object she handed you, I would have beaten you on Christmas Day! As former champion, I am entitled to a rematch! When we have that match, do you have the guts to leave her at home, Rotunda? Why don’t you be a man and do something on your own? ARRIBA!
ROTUNDA: You wouldn’t understand, Tito! You’ve never been seen in public with a lovely lady like this! You probably live in a trailer park somewhere and I’m sure you’ve never experienced the finer things in life! No, where I go, my lady goes!
TITO: OK, I offered you the easy way out! There are other ways of keeping outside interference from happening. I’ve been in this business a long time and I promise you and all the fans that I’ll think of something!
MISSY: It doesn’t matter what your twisted mind dreams up, you’ll never beat my man!
TITO: We’ll see about that, little girl!
BONI: The new tag team champions will be here when we come back!
COMMERCIAL
The Moondogs(w/Sir Oliver Humperdink) vs. Al Madril & Jake Milliman: The new World Tag titlleists compete in non-title action. Madril starts off and he gives Spot & Rex some competition. When “the Milkman” tags in, it goes downhill fast for the faces. The Moondogs hit a move the announcers call “the Moondog Mountain” (the finisher they used in real life, the same as Demolition’s finish) and it’s an easy 1-2-3!
After the match, the ‘dogs leave and SOH commandeers Lowrance’s microphone…
HUMPERDINK: Ladies and gentlemen and I use that term very, very loosely, I have a major announcement! There is a new member of the House of Humperdink! He is one of the most dangerous men in our great sport! He not only is a great wrestler, he has a prosperous business on the side as well!
Oliver trots to the ring. He is followed by two muscular young men wearing T shirts that have “RIP’S CARRYOUT SERVICE” printed on the fronts. The men are pushing a gurney.
RIP “THE CRIPPLER” OLIVER(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) VS. RUSTY RIDDLE: Oliver makes an impressive debut. He gets the pin following two shoulderbreakers and a piledriver. After the bout, he and his assistants load Riddle onto the gurney and haul him out of the building.
COMMERCIAL
Pat Tanaka & Paul Diamond enter the arena. Since severing ties with Downtown Bruno, these young men have become quite the fan favorites!
BADD COMPANY VS. BRICK BRONSKY & DOUG VINES: BADD Company are absolutely sensational tonight. Diamond pins Vines after he and Tanaka hit a double superkick. Afterwards, Diamond & Tanaka join Boni…
BONI: here is BADD CO.! Goys, you beat three other top teams at Christmas Chaos! Here’s the part most of us weren’t aware of-by winning that match, you earned a World Tag Team Title match! What do you think about wrestling the Moondogs for the belts?
TANAKA: I think that Spot & Rex are ugly, stinky, and scraggly looking! I also think their manager is a fat toad and a cheating scumbag! They are tough as nails, though! Ya gotta admit that!
DIAMOND: They cheated our buddies, the Texas Broncos, to win the title, but we know how to fight dirty, too, Moondogs! We are really excited about this opportunity and we hope all of our fans are excited for us!
TANAKA: I want to say one more thing: Being around Bruno convinced us of something-we hate managers! Humperdink if you stick your ugly nose in our business, we’ll kick you right in that ugly face of yours!
BONI: Best of luck, guys! When we return, Mexico’s greatest wrestler will be in action!
COMMERCIAL
VTR: We see Frank Dusek in a richly appointed conference room. He is signing some paperwork. A very famous man walks into the room, shakes hands with Dusek and signs the same paperwork…
This is the very famous man:
FRANK DUSEK: Hello, wrestling fans! UWA President Frank Dusek speaking. You are seeing footage from a very big day for the United Wrestling Alliance. Earlier this week, I traveled to Acapulco where the legendary Mil Mascaras, undoubtedly the most popular athlete in the history of Mexico signed an exclusive contract to wrestle for the UWA! I am very proud that this amazing athlete will compete exclusively for the UWA!
We end the VTR and go to the ring!
MIL MASCARAS VS. BOB BRADLEY: Magnum and Lee rave about Mascaras. Bradley is vastly underrated and he has his moments, but Mil gets the duke after a flying shoulderblock.
BONI: Oh my, this is an honor! The great Mil Mascaras is here with me! Welcome to UWA FURY, sir!
MIL: Thank you. It is a great honor to be here.
BONI: Earlier today, we received this tape and the letter contained in the package with the tape said that you should see this!
VTR:
A tough looking individual stands in front of a large Mexican flag. He speaks…
PERRO AGUAYO: Soy Perro Aguayo! Soy el mejor luchador de Mexico! Mil Mascaras, has intentado destrur mi carrera! Voy a entrar enla UWA para vengarme! Te destruire de la misma maneraque trataste de destruirme, Mascaras! Tu leyenda llegara a su fin, de una vez por todas!
We return to the interview area.
BONI: Mil, your response?
Mil is shaking his head…
MASCARAS: Perro, I’ll be waiting for you! I’ll be here, waiting for you!
BONI: I really don’t know much Spanish, but I can tell this is a very serious situation! We’ll be right back!
YUKON JOHN NORD VS. BIG JOHN STUDD(W/SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK): This a hossfight and an all out brawl! When things start to go Nord’s way, SOH slides a chair in to his man, leading referee Scott LeDoux to call for a DQ! Studd attempts to blast John with the chair, but the big lumberjack takes it away and clobbers Studd, knocking him out of the ring! Studd wants to fight on, but Humperdink talks him out of that!
VTR: Sgt. Slaughter stands in front of a huge American flag…
SLAUGHTER: Iron Sheik, you maggot, you scum! Your buddy Colonel DeBeers has gone back to South Africa! I guess an American Christmas just wasn’t white enough for that jerk! Tonight on UWA FURY here on TNT, it will be one on one! If I run you outta the USA back to Iran, can you imagine the recption that the Ayatollah will have for you! Probably a firing squad! It’s just you and me, Sheik! I asked Ranger Ross to stay at home! Man against man, USA vs. Iran! Right here on TNT!
MARSHALL: (voice over) That’s next here on UWA FURY!
COMMERCIAL
The Iron Sheik stands in the ring, waving an Iranian flag!
Here comes the Sarge! He hands out tiny American flags to fans as he enters the arena to face his most hated opponent! They’re about to blow the roof off the joint with the “USA” chant!
SGT. SLAUGHTER VS. THE IRON SHEIK: These two warriors attack each other viciously! This is an all out war! Sheik uses a foreign object to lacerate the Sarge and it looks bad for our American hero! Then, Slaughter turns the tide with a huge clothesline! Slaughter follows that up with the cobra clutch! The Iranian is fading fast!
Wait a second! What is this???
It’s Boris Zhukov & Nikolai Volkoff! These two don’t even wrestle for the UWA!!!
The Russians attack Slaughter and beat him down viciously! This ambush has completely surprised the Sarge and everybody else in the arena! Sheik manages to shake off the effects of the cobra hold and joins in the beatdown! Now, what are these jerks doing! No, I cannot believe this!!!
THEY HAVE PUT THE IRANIAN FLAG ON TOP OF THE FALLEN MARINE!!! AMERICA’S HERO BURIED IN THE IRANIAN FLAG!!! COMPLETE AND UTTER HUMILIATION FOR SLAUGHTER ON UWA FURY!!!
Thankfully, the babyface locker room empties and the Russian/Iranian coalition retreats! What an incredible scene!
COMMERCIAL
Freebird Michael Hayes, the challenger for the UWA TV Title, enters the ring! He is as cocky as ever as he struts down the aisle. Hayes enters the ring, does a bump and grind on the turnbuckles. Then, the music changes…
The UWA’s first double champion enters the ring. Even though only his TV Title is on the line, he has the World Junior Heavyweight belt slung over his shoulder!
Lee Marshall informs us that the TV Title will be defended against former Junior Heavyweight Champion Dean Malenko here on UWA FURY next week, regardless of who holds the title!
UWA TV TITLE MATCH: “GENTLEMAN” CHRIS ADAMS © VS. MICHAEL “P.S” HAYES: Adams attempts to wrestle scientifically while Hayes wants to brawl. When Adams takes control of the match, Buddy Roberts comes to ringside and starts smacking the mat! Roberts manages to smuggle a balck glove to his Freebird brother, then, he climbs onto the apron where he distracts referee David Manning just long enough for Hayes to put on the glove and nail Adams with a knockout punch! Hayes stuffs the glove into his tights and covers Adams! ONE! TWO!
THREE!!!!
MICHAEL HAYES IS THE NEW UWA TELEVISION CHAMPION! ROBERTS ENTERS THE RING TO CELEBRATE THE NEW CHAMPION IN THE FREEBIRD FAMILY!!!
Magnum TA expresses righteous indignation over the highway robbery that just took place, but he helps Lee Marshall promo next week’s UWA FURY! Next week…
ZHUKOV & VOLKOFF MAKE THEIR OFFICIAL UWA DEBUT!!!
SGT. SLAUGHTER WILL BE IN ACTION!!!
VADER TAKES ON THREE MEN IN A HANDICAP MATCH!!!
TV TITLE: NEW CHAMPION MICHAEL HAYES FACES THE CHALLENGE OF DEAN MALENKO!!!
WE’LL ANNOUNCE THE DATE & LOCATION OF OUR NEXT PPV SPECTCULAR!!!
PLUS MANY OTHER GREAT WRESTLERS WILL BE SIGNED BETWEEN NOW AND THEN! DON’T MISS UWA FURY!!1
AG
PE
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