World Wide Wrestling on TBS 3/26/1988
Apr 2, 2022 6:41:05 GMT
Post by topo on Apr 2, 2022 6:41:05 GMT
World Wide Wrestling
On TBS 3/26/88 6:05 PM EAST
Taped 3/26/88 at Center Stage, Atlanta, GA
David Crockett: “DUSTY HAS LAWLER DOWN! But Bob Caudle its . . LUNA! Look at her! She’s climmin’ the cage! That cage is meant to keep her out but she’s trying to get in!”
Promoter: Topo
Headquarters: Atlanta, GA
President: Ole Anderson
Play by Play: David Crockett, Bob Caudle with Lance Russell
Referees: Jerry Calhoun, Rick Hazzard, Nick Patrick, Dick Woehrle, Scrappy McGowan, David Manning
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David: “FANS thank you so much for joining us at the CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS last Saturday night, and Bob Caudle? What a steel cage it was as Jerry Lawler defended the World title against DUSTY RHODES!
Bob: “You’re right David, a tremendous confrontation and yes, we WILL show you what happened when Luna climbed that cage later this hour.
David: “Bob Caudle . . . ALL the stars are here, and Lance Russell is on standby with interviews with ‘em! Let’s go to the ring!
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”THE IGUANA” AL PEREZ w/Gary Hart v TIM HORNER
Perez comes out in a big black cowboy hat with sunglasses, vest and rattlesnake cowboy boots. He wins with a Sidewinder Suplex (Belly to Back/German suplex)
David: “Look at ‘im, The Cold-Blooded Reptile, the re-stylized Al Perez! With a bite like a Comodo dragon, the Iguana strikes! Lance has two special guests let’s go there right now!
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Lance is joined by Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard and their manager JJ Dillon showing off their belts and very proud of themselves.
Lance: “ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT JJ DILLON, I’m sure you and these fellas are very proud of themselves, but let’s be honest, you had an assist with a torn turnbuckle and a sport coat, that’s how you beat the Fantastics!
JJ: “Not only are we all proud of ourselves Lance Russell, we would have done the same thing over again to beat the Fantastics, and are all better men for it!
Lance: “Well, we will all see for ourselves what happened at Clash NEXT WEEK, right here on World Wide Wrestling and let the people decide for themselves.
Tully as JJ lights a cigar.
Tully: “The bottom line is THIS Lance Russell: the Fantastics agreed to this match! Was it dirty? Yes. It was a Texas Tornado Match. As fans will see next week, it’s all four men in the ring at one time, don’t get mad at the referee, no referee can control a match like that and yes we took advantage because that's what champions do: when you go up against a tag team, and with all credit due, as good as the Fantastics, you always look for that extra edge, and that’s what separates champions from . . .haha. . challengers.
Lance: “FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JJ, could you put that cigar out, I can barely breathe!
JJ BLOWS SMOKE IN HIS FACE! LANCE waves it away from his face and moves away from him
Arn Anderson: “HERE’S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO BOBBY FULTON AND TOMMY ROGERS, and if I said it once, I said it a million times, and so has Tully: you didn’t get the job done. Now, we will defend these titles against the Armstrong Brothers May 1 at WrestleWar in St. Petersburg, meanwhile boys, if you want another shot at these belts, you need to do what the Armstrongs did: work your way UP the ratings, and earn the title shot! THAT’S HOW WRESTLING WORKS!
JJ playfully tries to breathe more cigar smoke on poor Lance!
Lance: “I can’t take this smoke anymore, give me a break JJ! More wrestling after these words!
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THE FANTASTICS def. THUNDERFOOT + TIGER CHUNG LEE
They join Lance, and wave the air and hold their noses.
Lance: “Fellas, I’m sorry but we need to get a fumigator out here after that cigar.
Bobby: “That’s fine, Lance, let me tell JJ Dillon this: you may still hold the world tag team title belts, but Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard are NOT better men than us! And next week the fans who tune into TBS and see why!
Tommy: “JJ Dillon enjoy that victory cigar while you can. We get it: we need to work our way up the Top 10 again, like you said. You think that’s the first time me and Bobby have had to do that? Well guess what---we ALWAYS came up with the title belts EVERY TIME, no matter how long it takes! So smoke that cigar JJ Dillon, because the next time we wrestle Arn and Tully we are taking those belts back and SHOVING THAT CIGAR STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
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PRETAPE: “Balls to the Wall” by Accept plays but of course without the lyrics.
The video shows a wall, and then there is pyro and the WALL COLLAPSES, and the camera pans down to see a boot and another step over the rubble, and whoever those pods belongs to steps over the rubble forward.
“SID VICIOUS: COMING TO WRESTLEWAR MAY 1!!!!”
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Bob as Landell enters the ring: “Wow David that Sid Vicious looks like a tremendous individual!
David: “I agree Bob and fans that attend WrestleWar will be the first to see him!
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BUDDY LANDELL V TRACEY SMOTHERS
Bob and David discuss the situation between Ronnie Garvin and Landell: in a mini-tournament final to face Ron Simmons for the National title, Buddy Landell used a liniment to blind and defeat Garvin; Garvin cost Landell the title shot at the Clash by exposing Landell for using a foreign object!
Bib: “David, I have also been told that Ole Anderson is looking to set up a rematch between Landell and Garvin for right here on TBS!
Landell wins the match! Let’s go to Lance who is with
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FORMER WORLD Heavyweight Champion Jerry “The King” Lawler with Luna!
Lance: “WELL NOW, haw haw, Jerry, looks like things backfired on you in a BIG WAY, you thought you were gonna end the career of the American Dream at Clash of the Champions, but Dusty Rhodes has that title and this woman has egg on her face!
LUNA HISSES AT LANCE WHO BACKS AWAY!
Jerry, with bandaged forehead, is crestfallen, takes off his crown and stares at it: “Its ok, Luna. Are you happy Lance? Have you had your fun? I sure haven’t.
“This past week has been a week of soul searching for the King. As a matter of fact, Lance, I’ve even considered . . .giving up this crown! Why I understand in the next segment, Lance, you are even gonna rub it my face by showing the ending to the steel cage match with Dusty Rhodes. Just keep rubbing it in Lance, and these fans out here booing and laughing at the ring, go right ahead. I deserve it.
Lance: “All right Jerry, you seem very contrite. Look I don’t mean to pile on but you sure had a lot to say about Dusty Rhodes and I guess you must understand the fans reaction to you losing the world title to him.
Jerry: “Well, see that’s the thing, Lance you and I have known each other for 15? Or more years from Memphis and let me ask you: how many times has the King lost the Southern title and gained it back.
Lance: “Well, aw . . . . .
Jerry: “At LEAST 20 TIMES. You think losing a world title bothers ME, you banana nose goof!
Lance: “Now hold on Jerry . . .
Jerry: “I’ve already won the World title here TWICE, and I have a contract for multiple rematches against Dusty Rhodes in Atlanta, Greensboro, Asheville, Jacksonville, Raleigh, Charlotte you name it in World Wide Wrestling, I have a title rematch with The American Dream Lance Russell, so not ONLY WILL I BEAT DUSTY RHODES TO BECOME THREE TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, let me address YOU Baby Doll! You harlot! You tramp! You hussy! You Jezebel!
Lance: “ALL RIGHT JERRY ALL RIGHT , . . .
Jerry: “BABY DOLL, you were incompetent and THAT is why I took off your Queens tiara and gave it to THIS woman Luna, and she is DESPERATE FOR REVENGE! No matter where you go where you walk, Baby Doll, I of course won’t lay a hand on you, BUT THIS WOMAN WILL AND WHEN SHE GETS DONE WITH YOU SHE WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Lance and David ballyhoo next week’s World Wide Wrestling: NEW WORD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Dusty Rhodes with Baby Doll in action . . . . . we will go back to the Clash for the Texas Tornado World title match between Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard versus the Fantastics . . . .Terry Taylor, Ronnie Garvin in action.
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We now go back to Clash of the Champions as it’s a match in progress!
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8. MAIN EVENT
DUSTY RHODES CAREER V WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER W/Luna v DUSTY RHODES
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THE PILEDRIVER! FANS, IF HE LANDS THIS, DUSTY RHODES CAREER MIGHT NOT ONLY BE OVER, HE MIGHT BE IN A WHEELCHAIR!
Lawler goes for it! NO! Rhodes blocks it!
Lawler goes for it again. . .RHODES BLOCKS IT AGAIN!
Lawler wipes blood off his face, and goes for it again:
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RHODES BLOCKS IT!!! AND THEN:
BACKDROPS LAWLER!!! But the effort was too much and Rhodes collapses again! Lawler has had enough, and pulls down his kneepads, heads to the top rope! A KNEE DROP!
LAWLER FLIES!!!!
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NO! DUSTY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND THE KING LANDS KNEE FIRST ONTO THE MAT! HE ROLLS AROUND IN AGONY HOLDING HIS KNEE! PANICKED, THE KING STAGGERS TO THE CAGE AND TRIES TO CLIMB ONE MORE TIME:
HE CAN’T! HE TURNS AROUND!! ITS DUSTY DOING HIS BOOGIE WOODIE DANCE AND FANS, THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN NOWHERE TO HIDE FOR THE KING JERRY LAWLER!
DUSTY HAS LAWLER ON THE BACKFOOT AS HE DELIVERS BIONIC ELBOW AFTER BIONIC ELBOW, AND gets a near fall!
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LUNA! SHE HAS SEEN ENOUGH AND STARTS CLIMBING THE CAGE!!!
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BUT NOT FOR LONG! A HAND GRABS HER FOOT AND STARTS PULLING BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE WHO IS THIS?
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BABY DOLL!!!!!
BABY DOLL!!!!!
BABY DOLL!!!!!
SHE DRAGS LUNA TO THE FLOOR AND KNOCKS HER SENSELESS! FANS, BABY DOLL IS BACK IN WORLD WIDE WRESTLING!
MEANWHILE, IN THE RING:
DUSTY THROWS THE KING INTO THE ROPES:
DUSTY SHIFTS AND SHUFFLES AND WHIRLS HIS FISTS AROUND:
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KABLAMMO!
DOWN GOES LAWLER! DOWN GOES LAWLER!
DREAM COVERS:
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WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
WINNER, AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DUSTY RHODES, 40:44
The ref outside the ring hands Baby Doll the title belt, who enters the cage and gives it to Big Dust! LUNA is outside the cage door, Dusty and Baby Doll step aside so she can check on the LOSER Jerry Lawler, and exit the cage and CELEBRATE WITH THE FANS AS THE BABYFACE dressing room empties to congratulate them!
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We are in the catacombs of the Norfolk Scope as Dusty, belt in hand, holds the microphone and Baby Doll keeps placing white towels on his forehead to stop the bleeding as cameras snap flash pictures:
“JERRY LAWLER! IN FRONT of THE ENTIRE WORLD the American Dream, the Common Man has defeated the KING! It doesn’t matter whether it’s in Atlanta or Athens, Columbia, South Carolina or Colombia South America, or Greensboro or Greenland, wherever you want to wrestle again Jerry Lawler I beat you fair and square one on one in a cage, I know I beat you, and if there is any funny business, I have the PERFECT 10 BABY DOLL, who is bigger and tougher than that maniac Luna, and will slap the Halloween make up off her face if she gets involved!
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As David and Bob review next week's show one more time, its GORGEOUS JIMMY GARVIN with Precious! Garvin is wearing a mask!
David: “Precious who is behind the mask?
JIMMY LIFTS THE MASK ENOUGH TO SHOW HIS FACE, but stops at his bald scalp!
Jimmy: “YOU KNOW ITS ME, CROCKETT! Manny Fernandez if you think the humiliation you put me and beautiful Precious through at the Clash is the end of our story, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN, AMIGO! I don’t care if it’s a loser must drink a liter of Tequila match, a loser must eat 100 Jalapeños match, whatever the stip is YOU NAME IT MANNY! I’m gonna make you pay for humiliating me in front a national wide audience!
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NON- TITLE MATCH
ARN ANDERSON + TULLY BLANCHARD def. AL MADRIL + BOB HOLLY
David: “Fans, will Manny Fernandez have an answer for Jimmy Garvin? What else is going to be added to WrestleWar? See you next week on TBS World Wide Wrestling!
On TBS 3/26/88 6:05 PM EAST
Taped 3/26/88 at Center Stage, Atlanta, GA
David Crockett: “DUSTY HAS LAWLER DOWN! But Bob Caudle its . . LUNA! Look at her! She’s climmin’ the cage! That cage is meant to keep her out but she’s trying to get in!”
Promoter: Topo
Headquarters: Atlanta, GA
President: Ole Anderson
Play by Play: David Crockett, Bob Caudle with Lance Russell
Referees: Jerry Calhoun, Rick Hazzard, Nick Patrick, Dick Woehrle, Scrappy McGowan, David Manning
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David: “FANS thank you so much for joining us at the CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS last Saturday night, and Bob Caudle? What a steel cage it was as Jerry Lawler defended the World title against DUSTY RHODES!
Bob: “You’re right David, a tremendous confrontation and yes, we WILL show you what happened when Luna climbed that cage later this hour.
David: “Bob Caudle . . . ALL the stars are here, and Lance Russell is on standby with interviews with ‘em! Let’s go to the ring!
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”THE IGUANA” AL PEREZ w/Gary Hart v TIM HORNER
Perez comes out in a big black cowboy hat with sunglasses, vest and rattlesnake cowboy boots. He wins with a Sidewinder Suplex (Belly to Back/German suplex)
David: “Look at ‘im, The Cold-Blooded Reptile, the re-stylized Al Perez! With a bite like a Comodo dragon, the Iguana strikes! Lance has two special guests let’s go there right now!
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Lance is joined by Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard and their manager JJ Dillon showing off their belts and very proud of themselves.
Lance: “ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT JJ DILLON, I’m sure you and these fellas are very proud of themselves, but let’s be honest, you had an assist with a torn turnbuckle and a sport coat, that’s how you beat the Fantastics!
JJ: “Not only are we all proud of ourselves Lance Russell, we would have done the same thing over again to beat the Fantastics, and are all better men for it!
Lance: “Well, we will all see for ourselves what happened at Clash NEXT WEEK, right here on World Wide Wrestling and let the people decide for themselves.
Tully as JJ lights a cigar.
Tully: “The bottom line is THIS Lance Russell: the Fantastics agreed to this match! Was it dirty? Yes. It was a Texas Tornado Match. As fans will see next week, it’s all four men in the ring at one time, don’t get mad at the referee, no referee can control a match like that and yes we took advantage because that's what champions do: when you go up against a tag team, and with all credit due, as good as the Fantastics, you always look for that extra edge, and that’s what separates champions from . . .haha. . challengers.
Lance: “FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JJ, could you put that cigar out, I can barely breathe!
JJ BLOWS SMOKE IN HIS FACE! LANCE waves it away from his face and moves away from him
Arn Anderson: “HERE’S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO BOBBY FULTON AND TOMMY ROGERS, and if I said it once, I said it a million times, and so has Tully: you didn’t get the job done. Now, we will defend these titles against the Armstrong Brothers May 1 at WrestleWar in St. Petersburg, meanwhile boys, if you want another shot at these belts, you need to do what the Armstrongs did: work your way UP the ratings, and earn the title shot! THAT’S HOW WRESTLING WORKS!
JJ playfully tries to breathe more cigar smoke on poor Lance!
Lance: “I can’t take this smoke anymore, give me a break JJ! More wrestling after these words!
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THE FANTASTICS def. THUNDERFOOT + TIGER CHUNG LEE
They join Lance, and wave the air and hold their noses.
Lance: “Fellas, I’m sorry but we need to get a fumigator out here after that cigar.
Bobby: “That’s fine, Lance, let me tell JJ Dillon this: you may still hold the world tag team title belts, but Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard are NOT better men than us! And next week the fans who tune into TBS and see why!
Tommy: “JJ Dillon enjoy that victory cigar while you can. We get it: we need to work our way up the Top 10 again, like you said. You think that’s the first time me and Bobby have had to do that? Well guess what---we ALWAYS came up with the title belts EVERY TIME, no matter how long it takes! So smoke that cigar JJ Dillon, because the next time we wrestle Arn and Tully we are taking those belts back and SHOVING THAT CIGAR STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
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PRETAPE: “Balls to the Wall” by Accept plays but of course without the lyrics.
The video shows a wall, and then there is pyro and the WALL COLLAPSES, and the camera pans down to see a boot and another step over the rubble, and whoever those pods belongs to steps over the rubble forward.
The cameras then show a highly muscular body with a leather vest, then an angry face, then the individual steps forward and we get a full camera shot as the screen reads:
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“SID VICIOUS: COMING TO WRESTLEWAR MAY 1!!!!”
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Bob as Landell enters the ring: “Wow David that Sid Vicious looks like a tremendous individual!
David: “I agree Bob and fans that attend WrestleWar will be the first to see him!
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BUDDY LANDELL V TRACEY SMOTHERS
Bob and David discuss the situation between Ronnie Garvin and Landell: in a mini-tournament final to face Ron Simmons for the National title, Buddy Landell used a liniment to blind and defeat Garvin; Garvin cost Landell the title shot at the Clash by exposing Landell for using a foreign object!
Bib: “David, I have also been told that Ole Anderson is looking to set up a rematch between Landell and Garvin for right here on TBS!
Landell wins the match! Let’s go to Lance who is with
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FORMER WORLD Heavyweight Champion Jerry “The King” Lawler with Luna!
Lance: “WELL NOW, haw haw, Jerry, looks like things backfired on you in a BIG WAY, you thought you were gonna end the career of the American Dream at Clash of the Champions, but Dusty Rhodes has that title and this woman has egg on her face!
LUNA HISSES AT LANCE WHO BACKS AWAY!
Jerry, with bandaged forehead, is crestfallen, takes off his crown and stares at it: “Its ok, Luna. Are you happy Lance? Have you had your fun? I sure haven’t.
“This past week has been a week of soul searching for the King. As a matter of fact, Lance, I’ve even considered . . .giving up this crown! Why I understand in the next segment, Lance, you are even gonna rub it my face by showing the ending to the steel cage match with Dusty Rhodes. Just keep rubbing it in Lance, and these fans out here booing and laughing at the ring, go right ahead. I deserve it.
Lance: “All right Jerry, you seem very contrite. Look I don’t mean to pile on but you sure had a lot to say about Dusty Rhodes and I guess you must understand the fans reaction to you losing the world title to him.
Jerry: “Well, see that’s the thing, Lance you and I have known each other for 15? Or more years from Memphis and let me ask you: how many times has the King lost the Southern title and gained it back.
Lance: “Well, aw . . . . .
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Lance: “Now hold on Jerry . . .
Jerry: “I’ve already won the World title here TWICE, and I have a contract for multiple rematches against Dusty Rhodes in Atlanta, Greensboro, Asheville, Jacksonville, Raleigh, Charlotte you name it in World Wide Wrestling, I have a title rematch with The American Dream Lance Russell, so not ONLY WILL I BEAT DUSTY RHODES TO BECOME THREE TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, let me address YOU Baby Doll! You harlot! You tramp! You hussy! You Jezebel!
Lance: “ALL RIGHT JERRY ALL RIGHT , . . .
Jerry: “BABY DOLL, you were incompetent and THAT is why I took off your Queens tiara and gave it to THIS woman Luna, and she is DESPERATE FOR REVENGE! No matter where you go where you walk, Baby Doll, I of course won’t lay a hand on you, BUT THIS WOMAN WILL AND WHEN SHE GETS DONE WITH YOU SHE WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Lance and David ballyhoo next week’s World Wide Wrestling: NEW WORD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Dusty Rhodes with Baby Doll in action . . . . . we will go back to the Clash for the Texas Tornado World title match between Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard versus the Fantastics . . . .Terry Taylor, Ronnie Garvin in action.
David: “And Bob Caudle? Next week right here on TBS . . . .the television debut of:
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" . . . . THE POWERS OF PAIN!
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We now go back to Clash of the Champions as it’s a match in progress!
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8. MAIN EVENT
DUSTY RHODES CAREER V WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER W/Luna v DUSTY RHODES
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THE PILEDRIVER! FANS, IF HE LANDS THIS, DUSTY RHODES CAREER MIGHT NOT ONLY BE OVER, HE MIGHT BE IN A WHEELCHAIR!
Lawler goes for it! NO! Rhodes blocks it!
Lawler goes for it again. . .RHODES BLOCKS IT AGAIN!
Lawler wipes blood off his face, and goes for it again:
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RHODES BLOCKS IT!!! AND THEN:
BACKDROPS LAWLER!!! But the effort was too much and Rhodes collapses again! Lawler has had enough, and pulls down his kneepads, heads to the top rope! A KNEE DROP!
LAWLER FLIES!!!!
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NO! DUSTY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND THE KING LANDS KNEE FIRST ONTO THE MAT! HE ROLLS AROUND IN AGONY HOLDING HIS KNEE! PANICKED, THE KING STAGGERS TO THE CAGE AND TRIES TO CLIMB ONE MORE TIME:
HE CAN’T! HE TURNS AROUND!! ITS DUSTY DOING HIS BOOGIE WOODIE DANCE AND FANS, THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN NOWHERE TO HIDE FOR THE KING JERRY LAWLER!
DUSTY HAS LAWLER ON THE BACKFOOT AS HE DELIVERS BIONIC ELBOW AFTER BIONIC ELBOW, AND gets a near fall!
WAIT!
LUNA! SHE HAS SEEN ENOUGH AND STARTS CLIMBING THE CAGE!!!
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BUT NOT FOR LONG! A HAND GRABS HER FOOT AND STARTS PULLING BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE WHO IS THIS?
ITS . . .
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BABY DOLL!!!!!
BABY DOLL!!!!!
BABY DOLL!!!!!
SHE DRAGS LUNA TO THE FLOOR AND KNOCKS HER SENSELESS! FANS, BABY DOLL IS BACK IN WORLD WIDE WRESTLING!
MEANWHILE, IN THE RING:
DUSTY THROWS THE KING INTO THE ROPES:
DUSTY SHIFTS AND SHUFFLES AND WHIRLS HIS FISTS AROUND:
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KABLAMMO!
DOWN GOES LAWLER! DOWN GOES LAWLER!
DREAM COVERS:
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3!!!!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
WINNER, AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DUSTY RHODES, 40:44
The ref outside the ring hands Baby Doll the title belt, who enters the cage and gives it to Big Dust! LUNA is outside the cage door, Dusty and Baby Doll step aside so she can check on the LOSER Jerry Lawler, and exit the cage and CELEBRATE WITH THE FANS AS THE BABYFACE dressing room empties to congratulate them!
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We are in the catacombs of the Norfolk Scope as Dusty, belt in hand, holds the microphone and Baby Doll keeps placing white towels on his forehead to stop the bleeding as cameras snap flash pictures:
“JERRY LAWLER! IN FRONT of THE ENTIRE WORLD the American Dream, the Common Man has defeated the KING! It doesn’t matter whether it’s in Atlanta or Athens, Columbia, South Carolina or Colombia South America, or Greensboro or Greenland, wherever you want to wrestle again Jerry Lawler I beat you fair and square one on one in a cage, I know I beat you, and if there is any funny business, I have the PERFECT 10 BABY DOLL, who is bigger and tougher than that maniac Luna, and will slap the Halloween make up off her face if she gets involved!
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BREAK
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As David and Bob review next week's show one more time, its GORGEOUS JIMMY GARVIN with Precious! Garvin is wearing a mask!
David: “Precious who is behind the mask?
JIMMY LIFTS THE MASK ENOUGH TO SHOW HIS FACE, but stops at his bald scalp!
Jimmy: “YOU KNOW ITS ME, CROCKETT! Manny Fernandez if you think the humiliation you put me and beautiful Precious through at the Clash is the end of our story, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN, AMIGO! I don’t care if it’s a loser must drink a liter of Tequila match, a loser must eat 100 Jalapeños match, whatever the stip is YOU NAME IT MANNY! I’m gonna make you pay for humiliating me in front a national wide audience!
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NON- TITLE MATCH
ARN ANDERSON + TULLY BLANCHARD def. AL MADRIL + BOB HOLLY
David: “Fans, will Manny Fernandez have an answer for Jimmy Garvin? What else is going to be added to WrestleWar? See you next week on TBS World Wide Wrestling!
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