NWA December 1993 - 12/1, 12/8, 12/15, 12/26, & 12/29
Aug 28, 2013 20:19:32 GMT
Post by jackknight on Aug 28, 2013 20:19:32 GMT
Kimmel said:
Alright, so this is the third time I rewrote this shit, the first time I had it on the laptop, which my son's doctor has had for over a month now, the second time I did it on my home computer which now has no power supply since the fucking thing broke. So this shit? I wrote this on Google Docs on a fucking tiny pink netbook. So I will be putting up shows all day, leading to Starcade probably tomorrow and the shows after that for the rest of the week until I am caught up again. Since I am trying to bang these out for the third time, please forgive the lack of pictures, videos and coding.
Wednesday Night Warriors 12-1-93
Tatanka is standing in the ring as we come on the air!!!
Joey Styles: For those few of you that might have been crazy enough to miss Sunday Night Meltdown, this past Sunday Night, then you missed an amazing match when Tatanka and The Kid and teamed up to face Kevin Sullivan and Sabu. You also missed what happened after The Kid pinned Kevin Sullivan to get the win. A wrestler known simply as The Tazmaniac, an accomplished wrestler who has toured all corners of the United States as well as Japan, is a master of multiple suplex variations as well as being freaking insane, attacked Tatanka and The Kid right after the match. Tatanka did not take too kindly to that, and demanded to face The Tazmaniac here tonight!!!! Plus in our Main Event, Bret “The Hitman” Hart battle Ted Dibiase in a Division One World Title Tournament Match!!!!!
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Kevin Sullivan leads The Tazmaniac to the ring!!!! The Tazmaniac slides into the ring, jumps in the air and then rushes Tatanka!!!!
TATANKA
VS.
THE TAZMANIAC
WITH
KEVIN SULLIVAN
15 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
REFEREE: PEE WEE MOORE
VS.
THE TAZMANIAC
WITH
KEVIN SULLIVAN
15 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
REFEREE: PEE WEE MOORE
The Tazmaniac rushes Tatanka who is more than willing to start brawling with him. Tatanka and Taz are throwing caution to the wild as they tear into each other in an all out brawl!!!!! Tatanka seems to be getting the upper hand until The Tazmaniac catches him with a head and arm suplex!!!!! The Tazmaniac doesn’t let up after the and starts to toss Tatanka around the ring. The Tazmaniac drops Tatanka on his head with a release German Suplex and then goes for the pin, but only gets a two count!!!!! Tatanka starts to break into his comeback, pumping his arm in the air and shaking with every punch The Tazmaniac throws until Tatanka breaks into a full out WAR DANCE!!!!!
Tatanka is firing away and The Tazmaniac is bouncing around like a pinball!!!! Tatanka levels The Tazmaniac with a HUGE Chop the sends The Tazmaniac flying through the ropes and onto the floor!!!! While Tatanka has his back turned yelling at the Tazmaniac to get back in the ring, Kevin Sullivan jumps Tatanka from behind, drawing the DQ!!!!!! Tatanka fights back and sends Sullivan into the ropes before splattering him on the mat with a Samoan Drop. But as Tatanka tries to rise to his feet The Tazmaniac is waiting and drops Tatanka on his head a second time with a release German Suplex!!!!!
Kevin Sullivan is soon up and he and The Tazmaniac are putting the boots to Tatanka!!!! It looks like they might finish Tatanka off once and for all when
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THE KID RUSHES OUT TO THE RING!!!!!
Tazmaniac and Sullivan toss Tatanka out of the ring as the Kid slides in and The Kid is a house of fire unloading lighting fast kicks on Sullivan and the Tazmaniac!!!! Tazmaniac catches a spin kick that sends him flying out of the ring. The Kid has Sullivan all alone and he just about takes Sullivan’s head off with a savate kick!!!! The Kid is the only one standing and he poses for the crowd when
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THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey Styles: WHO DIDN’T PAY THE POWER BILL?!!?!?!?!
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WHEN THEY COME BACK ON
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SABU IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!
Sabu throws the chair right at the Kid’s head and it connects with a loud BANG!!!!!! The Kid crashes to the mat as Sabu grabs the chair, sets it up in the middle of the ring and performs a triple jump moonsault on The Kid!!!!!!!
Sabu drops to his knees and points to the air as Joey Styles sends us to a commercial break!!!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK 8:12-8:15
Ram Jam - Black Betty 1977
Ram Jam’s Black Betty starts to play and out rushes
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JACOB AND ELI ….. THE BRUISE BROTHERS!!!!!
Their manager Col Robert Parker follows behind them, but just like last week the Bruise Brothers aren’t waiting rushing into the ring and attack their opponents!!!!
SGT. CRAIG PITTBULL PITTMAN AND JOHNNY ACE
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THE BRUISE BROTHERS
WITH
COL. ROBERT PARKER
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THE BRUISE BROTHERS
WITH
COL. ROBERT PARKER
Eli clobbers Pittman with a running forearm that knocks the former Marine loopy, Jacob and Johnny Ace are brawling, but Ace isn’t doing very well as Jacob hits Johnny with a big boot that sends him flying out of the ring. Jacob follows him to the floor and whips him into the ring post!!!! Back in the ring Eli powerbombs Pittman and pins him for the 1-2-3 in less than a minute!!!!!
Joey Styles: I’m not sure what the NWA is planning to do about crowning new NWA World Tag Team Champions, but one thing is for sure, the Bruise Brothers have to be odds on favorites in Vegas. Missy Hyatt is in the back with another tag team that is interested to learn what will happen with the NWA World Tag Team Titles, Billy and Bart, The Smoking Gunns!!
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Missy Hyatt: Thank you Joey!!! I am here with Billy and Bart, The Smoking Gunns!! And Billy, those Bruise Brothers are pretty scary guys.
Billy Gunn: They might be some of the biggest and baddest dudes here in the NWA Missy, but one thing our daddy always taught us is it doesn’t matter the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog!!
Bart Gunn: That’s right!!! And Billy and I are full a’ fight!!!! Now------
CRASH!!!! BANG!!!! BOOM!!!
Missy and the Smoking Gunns hear what sounds like a struggle from the hallway.
Missy Hyatt: It sounds like something is happening out in the hall.
Missy and the camera man walk out to the hall to find a Ron Simmons lying on a broken table and Big Bubba Rogers standing over him with a nightstick. The Smoking Gunns chase Rogers off as Missy yells for some help.
COMMERCIAL BREAK 8:27-8:30
Joey Styles: We are back, and Ron Simmons is being attended to by the trainers in the back, he is supposed to face The Undertaker here tonight in a Divison 2 World Title Tournament Match, but I am not sure if he is going to be able to compete. Right now Tommy Rich is in the ring and he is supposed to face Big Bubba Rogers, but Rogers still hasn’t come out, even though his music is playing.
Rich is pacing around the ring jawjacking with the fans, waiting for Rogers, when NWA Commisioner Dory Funk Jr. suddenly appears and walks to the ring. Dory take the microphone from Bob Artese.
Dory Funk Jr. : A few moments ago I ejected Big Bubba Rogers from the building for his attack on Ron Simmons. As a result, Tommy Rich will be awarded this match by forfeit. We are hoping that Ron Simmons will be able to compete later tonight against the Undertaker.
Tommy Rich starts celebrating like he won the World Title running around the ring with his arms in the air and jumping in the air.
Joey Styles: Look at that schmuck, anyway, here’s hoping Ron Simmons is able to compete against the Undertaker here tonight. Let’s go to the back and Missy Hyatt who is with Ricky Steamboat and his partner Shane Douglas.
Missy Hyatt: Thank you Joey, Ricky Steamboat last week you lost a match to –
Shane Douglas: HE DIDN’T LOSE!!! THAT IDIOT REFEREE HE DIDN’T—
Steamboat puts his hand on Shane Douglas’ shoulder.
Ricky Steamboat: It’s alright Shane, go ahead and ask your question Missy.
Missy Hyatt: Last week you lost a match to Bret Hart, giving him two points in the tournament and you zero. Now I know that you don’t like Ted Dibiase, and you and Bret claim to be friends, but doesn’t a small part of you want Bret to lose tonight, so that when you face Ted Dibiase next week you will have a chance to even the scores?
Ricky Steamboat: You are right Missy, Bret Hart is a man I consider a friend and Ted Dibiase is not the kind of wrestler or person that I would associate myself with. Now to answer your question………………NO, I do not hope that Ted Dibiase wins this match here today (Shane Douglas shakes his head in disagreement), while I still hope to earn the opportunity to compete for the World Heavyweight Title at Starcade, I would not wish a victory for a man like Ted Dibiase .
Missy Hyatt: There you have it, back to you at ringside and Joey Styles!!!
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Steve Armstrong is standing in the ring awaiting his opponent .
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AND HERE COMES “BIG DADDY COOL” KEVIN NASH!!!!
STEVE ARMSTRONG
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BIG DADDY COOL
KEVIN NASH
15 MINUE TIME LIMIT
REFEREE: PJ WALKER
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BIG DADDY COOL
KEVIN NASH
15 MINUE TIME LIMIT
REFEREE: PJ WALKER
Nash towers over Armstrong and pie faces him as soon as the bell rings. Armstrong is out matched by Nash’s height and strength. Nash easily dominates this match hitting all the signature spots, before powerbombing Armstrong for the win.
Joey Styles: Nash is a monster , and has to be a heavy favorite to win Divison 2 in the World Title tournament.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK 8:42-8:45
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Joey Styles: Fans, we received a video earlier this week from a man who is known as “The Manager of Champions” he has managed the NWA World Champion on several occasions, as well as the NWA World Tag Team Champions. He disappeared at the height of his success, but according to this video he will be returning to the NWA and he isn’t coming alone.
Video begins to play , we see a large office with a nice wooden desk, and a man sitting in a large leather chair. The chair is turned so we cannot see the man, he begins to speak
Man: Several years ago I sat atop the wrestling world. I was the manager of Champions, and I controlled all the major titles in the National Wrestling Alliance. The crown jewel of my stable was the NWA World Champion, a man whom everyone said was the pinnacle of the sport, then one day I looked this man in the eye, a man they said was the greatest of all time and I saw the fire was gone. He was a shell of what he once was, simply going through the motions, no longer the greatest, he was living off the past and trying to get by. I knew then it was time to leave and find the future. So I left this man and the NWA World Championship behind and I began to search the world.
From The United States to Canada, from Central America to Great Britain, The European Continent to the Isle of Japan, I traveled from the frozen wastelands of Siberia to the sweltering hunting grounds of the Serengeti all in search of the man that will control the NWA World Title not only for the rest of this decade, but into the next century. After an exhausting search, I found the raw talent I was looking for. For the next several years I had this young man involved in the very best training money could buy. State of the art training unlike any had ever seen before. This young man pushed himself and pushed himself to be the best, and now, he is ready to be unleashed on the wrestling world.”
The man spins around in his chair to reveal
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JAMES J. DILLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James J Dillon: And it won’t be long after he arrives that I, James J Dillon, will once again control the NWA World Heavyweight Title.
Dillon sticks a cigar in his mouth and takes several puffs as the camera fades out!!!
Joey Styles: For our younger viewers who might not remember James J Dillon, he did indeed control the NWA World Heavyweight Title for 5 years before vanishing one day without warning. No one knew what happened to him, and it was one of wrestlings greatest mysteries. Today it has been solved and whomever this young man is that James J Dillon is bring to the NWA, he has to be considered a threat to whomever wins the NWA Title. Speaking of the World Title Tournament and Division 2, up next, we are supposed to have The Undertaker vs. Ron Simmons, however after the attack by Big Bubba Rogers, there is no telling if Ron Simmons will be able to compete. For more on that, let’s go to Missy Hyatt in the locker room!
Missy Hyatt is standing in front of a closed door that reads “Trainer”
Missy Hyatt: Thank you Joey I am standing outside the trainers room and I have tried to get a word with them about Ron Simmons ‘ injury but they refuse to speak to me, there is still no word on whether he will be able to compete against The Undertaker. Back to you at ringside.
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Back at ringside the Undertaker’s music has begun and he is on his way to the ring lead by Paul Bearer
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The Undertaker raises his arms and the lights come back on.
Joey Styles: The Undertaker is in the ring and ready to take care of business, will Ron Simmons be able to compete? We’ll find out when we come back!!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK 8:57-9:00
Joey Styles: Welcome back, The Undertaker is in the ring and we are just waiting to see if Ron Simmons will be able to compete after being attacked earlier tonight by Big Bubba Rogers!!
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LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out
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Simmons’ music starts to play, but no one comes out for several minutes.
Joey Styles: It looks like the trainers will not allow Ron Simmons to compete in this match, but one can understand why they would be worried about his condition after….wait RON SIMMONS IS COMING OUT!!!!
Simmons with taped up ribs and shoulder is limping to the ring. Referee Pee Wee Moore and PJ Walker are trying to convince him to go to the back but Simmons is refusing. He pulls himself to the ring and nods towards the Undertaker who returns the gesture.
Joey Styles: This is unbelievable!!! Ron Simmons has to be in incredible pain, but he is showing what kind of man he is!!! Any other wrestler would still be laying on his back in the trainers office, but not Ron Simmons he is here to give it his all and try and become the World Heavyweight Champion!!!
NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURAMENT
DIVISION 2
THE UNDERTAKER
WITH
PAUL BEARER
VS.
RON SIMMONS
30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
REFEREE: BILL ALFONSO
DIVISION 2
THE UNDERTAKER
WITH
PAUL BEARER
VS.
RON SIMMONS
30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
REFEREE: BILL ALFONSO
Simmons is in obvious pain and isn’t moving around nearly as well as he normally does, Styles is hard pushing Simmons and putting him over as perhaps the toughest man to ever enter the ring for even trying to compete here against The Undertaker. Simmons puts up a hell of a fight. Undertaker takes it a tad easy on Simmons at first. Simmons tries all that he can to wrestle Undertaker, but with injured ribs and shoulder he is unable to get the leverage to pull any of the moves off. Undertaker soon learns not to show any compassion to Simmons, as the former World Heavyweight Champion bashes Undertaker in the face with a forearm shot!!!’
Joey Styles: Ron Simmons may not be able to wrestle but he can still fight!!!!
Simmons and the Undertaker break out into a barroom brawl. Simmons gets an early burst and has Taker rocking and rolling in the ring!!!!! Simmons is throwing everything he has at the Undertaker, but begins to run out of gas. Simmons’ injuries are draining him of his strength and stamina. Simmons starts to fade and that allows the Undertaker to take back over. Taker pounds on Simmons before whipping him into the ropes, Simmons finds one last burst of energy to shock the Undertaker and everyone else watch with an explosive flying shoulder tackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Simmons covers the Undertaker!!!!!!!!!!!!
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UNDERTAKER KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Simmons is having a hard time getting to his feet while The Undertaker simply sits up and then rises like some undead ghoul. Simmons tries to throw a weak punch at the Undertaker, but the Undertaker blocks it and then chokeslams Simmons!!!!! Undertaker goes for the cover!
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SIMMONS BARELY KICKS OUT!!!!
Joey Styles: WHAT IS RON SIMMONS MADE OF? ANY NORMAL MAN WOULD HAVE ALREADY GIVEN UP, BUT RON SIMMONS REFUSES TO STAY DOWN!!!!!
Simmons uses the ropes to pull himself up, he charges The Undertaker, but the Undertaker catches him, scoops him up and drops Simmons on his head with a Tombstone Piledriver!!!!!
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Joey Styles: Undertaker has won this battle, but Ron Simmons has shown what he is made of here on Wednesday Night Warriors!!!!
Undertaker helps Ron Simmons to his feet. Simmons leans against the ropes as The Undertaker nods at him and leaves the ring.
Joey Styles: With that, The Undertaker leads Division 2 with 4 points. When we come back, we’ll have a big time Division 1 match up as Bret Hart faces the man he pinned this past Sunday on Meltdown, The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK 9:12-9:15
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Joey Styles: And here comes Ted Dibiase, who I know Is not in a good mood after what happened Sunday Night on Meltdown (Video Replay of the finish of the Hart/Steamboat/Douglas vs. Dibiase/Rotunda/Rogers match plays, showing Bret playing opossuem and pinning Dibiase.) The Million Dollar Man is going to be looking to settle the score here tonight
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Joey Styles: Bret Hart, considered by many to be the best wrestler in the World today will try to prove that here tonight. He already has one win in Division One, after defeating Ricky Steamboat last week, don’t you go anywhere we will have this match NEXT!!!
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COMMERCIAL BREAK 9:27-9:30
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BRET “THE HITMAN” HART
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“THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN” TED DIBIASE
VS.
“THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN” TED DIBIASE
We return from commercial break just as the bell rings to start this match!! Bret and Dibiase quickly show everyone why they are considered the heavy favorites to win the NWA World Title as they showcase their superior mat wrestling skills. The two men trade holds and reversals several time, and we even have a rapd fire pin attempt sequence where eboth men frantically trade pinning perdiciments, though neiother is able to put the other one away.
Joey Styles: Both of these men are second generation wrestlers, and both men are considered the finest examples of wrestling pedigree. They have been trained from the cradle to be the best in the world, and they have excelled. This match is only going to turn when one man makes a rare mistake.
As Joey is making his point, Bret Hart illustrates it as he drops his head to early for a backdrop and Dibiase makes him pay for it with a Million Dollar Knee Lift!!!!
Joey Styles: Dibiase with the Million Dollar Knee Lift, a move he learned from the Legendary Mr. Wrestling II!!!!
Dibiase finds himself in the driver’s seat and doesn’t let up as he pours on the punishement. After several minutes Dibiase locks in a figure four leg lock!!!! Bret is fighting with all his might as Joey Styles quickly sends us to a commercial break and promises that the cameras are filming!!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK 9:42-9:45
Bret is starting to fade as we rejoin the match!!!! Bret looks sluggish as his shoulders fall to the mat!!!! Alfonso makes the count!!!
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BRET GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!
Dibiase tries to put more pressure on the hold, and Bret starts to fade again!!!! Bret’s shoulders are on the mat a second time!!!
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BRET BARELY, JUST BARELY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!!!
Bret starts to feed off the crowd and starts to fight the hold!!!! Dibiase is fighting with everything he has to keep the hold on, but Bret is fired up AND REVERSES THE FIGURE FOUR!!!!!
NOW THE PRESSURE IS ON DIBIASE AND HE IS HOWLING IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After several minutes Dibiase is able to roll the hold over again, and both men end up in the ropes, forcing Alfonso to break the hold!!
Dibiase is up first and is stalking Bret!!!! Dibiase comes up behind Bret and locks in the Million Dollar Dream!!!!
Joey Styles: The Million Dollar Dream!!!! Ted Dibiase’s signature hold that has taken him to the greatest heights in professional wrestling!!! It is one of the most feared hold in all of wrestling!!!
Bret is fighting his tail off to try and break the hold, he fights to the corner, and kicks off!!! Bret is now on top of Dibiase !!!!!!! Alfonso counts the pin!!!
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Joey Styles: DIBIASE HAS TO RELEASE THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM OR ELSE HE IS GOING TO END UP BEING PINNED!!
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DIBIASE RELEASES THE DREAM AND KICKS OUT OF THE PIN!!!!
Bret and Dibiase are up at the same time and start trading blows!!!! Bret gets the advantage and then drops Dibiase with a Russian Leg Sweep. Bret makes a cover, but only gets a 1 count!!! Bret pulls Dibiase to his feet and hits a snap suplex!!!! Another pin attempt only gets another 1 count!!!!! Bret pulls Dibiase up and hits the Inverted Atomic Drop!!!! Bret climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops his patent forearm!!!! Bret makes the pin!!!
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DIBIASE KICKS OUT!!!!
Bret hits a Bulldog on Dibiase , makes the pin again, and once again only gets a two count!!! Bret executes a backbreaker and then grabs Dibiase’s legs!!! Bret makes the moves to lock in the Sharpshooter!!!!
Joey Styles: If Bret locks in the Sharpshooter this one is all over!!!!
Bret starts the Sharpshooter, but as he leans down to lock in the hold, Dibiase reaches up, grabs a handful of hair and rolls Bret up!!!
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DIBIASE JUST CAUGHT BRET HART BY SURPRISE!!! THE SAME WAY BRET CAUGHT DIBIASE ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRET IS SITTING ON THE MAT IT TOTAL AND UTTER SHOCK!!!!!!
Joey Styles: TED DIBIASE SNATCHES A VICTORY HERE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARRIORS!!!! DIBIASE IS NOW IN THE LEAD OF DIVISION 1!!!!!! FANS WE ARE QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF TIME, DON’T FORGET TO TUNE INTO SUNDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN WHERE RICKY STEAMBOAT WILL TAKE ON THE KID IN A DIVISION 1 MATCH AND TATANKA HAS CHALLENGED THE TAZMANIAC AND SABU TO MEET HIM AND A MYSTERY PARTNER!!!! WE’LL SEE YOU---------
Show goes off the air before Joey Styles is able to finish his sentence.
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